i just really like his stupid face

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“We must wait and watch. And when we find our spy, and we will find them, we shall turn them from an obstacle to an asset. Wouldn’t you agree, Agent Kallus?”

lance being the only paladin who doesn’t know keith is trans.

lance thinks he just wears a really dumb undershirt crop top kind of thing, obviously. he makes some kind of “small dick” jokes because keith sometimes doesn’t have any kind of bulge in his pants. (keith retaliates with “why are you staring at my crotch anyway??”)

lance overhears keith complaining about his period and asking for hygiene products with pidge and allura, and at first he’s like “haha very funny keith, even i don’t make period jokes” 

keith looks at him really funny and lance pales and loses that stupid smirk off his face. it doesn’t really click for him at first and he’s kinda like “uuhhh…?” because what else could this be??

keith just starts on him like “you know i haven’t transitioned, right, lance? i still get periods,” and lance finally gets it and he’s like “oh!! of course!!!” because he doesn’t want people to think he didn’t know.

keith finds out later because lance says something stupid and totally holds it over his head. “wow, lance, i’m actually flattered, i didn’t think i passed that well!” and “you’ve seen me shirtless, man, how did you not realize??”

anonymous asked:

Ty gets tired and thinks everything's funny. Eth gets tired and hates everything. Tyler gets stressed/anxious and has to talk about it and yell about it and take up space and fight something. Ethan gets stressed/anxious and he gets very quiet and still and small and wants to cry and disappear and bottles it all up. Tyler gets nervous/excited and goes stone faced. Eth gets nervous/excited and gets super giggly and stupid and adorable

Okay this is going to get really long but I think this is really cute??? Like drawing parallels between people is my favorite okay


-Ethan just wants Ty to go to bed so he’ll STOP LAUGHING

-Tired!Tyler tickling as jumping on top of Ethan, trying to get him to ‘cheer up’ and Ethan is half his size but is just like 
“I’m going to fucking murder you.”

-Tired!Ethan in his corner of the office, nine (bone dry) Starbucks cups around him, absolutely GLARING at the screen because the computer mouse isn’t working and everything is ruined because he hasn’t slept in two days.

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Jack’s the type to be overly amazed by the night sky. He’ll find his way outside at night and, no matter how hot or cold it is out, he’ll stare in wonder at the stars and the expanse of the universe. His eyes wide, mouth slightly agape and smiling a little. He gets excited and pulls at Gabe’s shoulder, pointing upward.

Gabriel is the type to not really care about the stars - it’s what’s on the ground that is important. What he does like, though, is the stupid dopey face Jack gets when he’s staring at the stars. Jack might think the night sky is beautiful, but Gabriel can’t think of anything he’d want to look at more than Jack’s face. While Jack maps out constellations in the sky, Gabriel is far more interested in counting the freckles he can see on Jack’s cheeks.

It usually ends with Gabriel pulling Jack in for a kiss, hungry yet soft. And when he pulls away, Jack’s expression is very similar to the one he has when he’s staring at the night sky; full of wonder, appreciation, and love.

i love the expressions in this little scene so much let me tell you

i love how ford just runs over to them with wide open arms and that stupid grin on his face like just look at how happy he is to see them and how happy they are that he’s unfrozen

and then when he picks them up they’re just kind of startled because it’s so sudden and he’s never really done anything like that before

they’re so happy he’s safe and he’s so happy they’re safe 

then he sees fiddleford and he gets really tense and the look on his face is just so vulnerable and guilty

and dipper and mabel are just really worried because they haven’t told ford anything about mcgucket and they have no idea how this is gonna go 

just look at how defeated ford is here. he’s completely convinced that fiddleford hates him. meanwhile dipper and mabel just want everyone to be happy

and you can see the regret on fiddleford’s face when he says “i’ve tried forgettin’…” like ford’s not the only one who made mistakes mcgucket definitely feels guilty too

but he’s just so overjoyed to have his friend back

look at this pure old man

and then fiddleford puts his arms out and the look on ford’s face just kills me. he just absolutely cannot believe that he is forgiven and his friend is so willing to trust him again and put the past behind him 

and he just steps forward with absolutely no hesitation because he’s thrilled that he’s forgiven but ends up going for a handshake first because “why would he want to hug me i ruined his life” and he’s still in slight disbelief and he’s just so shocked by such a kind gesture

then he realizes it’s a hug and he’s just

so excited because he hasn’t received a hug in so long and he’s so happy

look at how grateful he is that fiddleford forgives him and how glad he is to have such a great friend

dipper and mabel are so happy to see them make up look at their precious faces

in conclusion this is a great scene and i’m so happy that they’re all happy

i don’t really think this would happen, but if Ran does find out about this baby Heiji and Kazuha suddenly started babysitting she would like to help out

Shinichi would just be covering his face the whole time which she would take as him being super shy and adorable.

this is all based on this idea

The orange

So he always has food around his room, and one day he had this orange sitting by my desk. A few days go by and the orange is still there. I said, “hey when are you gonna eat that thing?” And he explained that he always forgets that it’s sitting there. Then he comes up with the idea of drawing a face on it. Now, he’s a terrible artist, but he actually drew this really funny “I’m done with your shit” face on it.

So everytime anyone in class said something stupid, he’d look at me and hold up the orange, like “are you fucking kidding me” and eventually it turned into just saying “orange”.

A few days ago he threw the orange out because it was getting old, and I was joking about having a funeral for our fallen. Then today some kid in class threw his desk at the wall, screamed, and then walked out. I just looked at F like, where’s the orange. This is when you use the orange. But it’s not here anymore.

Then he asked me to stay after class and said, look I got you something. It was a new orange with a fucking face on it. When he left work yesterday, he went out of his way to go buy me an orange.

He got me. A fucking orange.

You can keep your jewelry, because I have an orange.

Klangst Week

Day One - Unrequited Pining/Unrequited Love

Only short, just over 1000 words.
Please note, I don’t usually write angst, so this week is like practice for me. Any feedback is always appreciated.  


Keith had come to the realisation that he was in love with Lance.  

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anonymous asked:

What are your fave pics of Sid? Pls include as may as possible!!

This is like,,, probably the best ask I’ve ever received. I have so many faves. SO MANY.

LOOK AT HIS SOCKS

Majestic


i just ?? really enjoy these sunglasses


the asg was top notch for sidney photos

sidney and flower is always good

he just looks great when he laughs his face gets all stupid and scrunchy i love it

the fucken NERD asleep with the cup

no comment

ARMS

and because this is getting long im gonna wrap it up with this

i just like when he wears long sleeved black tees

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His suit finally came a few days ago but I’ve only just found some time to put him all together.

Saeyoung dressed up like @promiscuous-jalapeno’s Mafia AU Seven! Go check out her Songbird fanfic if you haven’t already - it’s really fantastic!

((….I legit hate the shadows those stupid glasses cast on his face. >.>))

“Y'know Loki,” Loki’s gaze flickered up from the book he was reading as you started speaking. “I’ve always wondered what it would be like to slap someone on the face, like really smack them.”
With long slender fingers, Loki slowly marked his place in his book and turned to face you on the couch. He studied you curiously, blinking. “Now why is that?”
You shrugged, “same reason I want to get into a fist fight just once in my life.”
“Because you’re insane?”
“I’m dating you.” You shot back, smirking slightly.
“Fair enough.“ Loki slowly set down his book and straightened up, unfolding himself off the couch. “Well, I’m a god, I can’t help you with the first fight and highly suggest you avoid that, but slapping me won’t hurt me.”
You frowned, looking up at him, “I couldn’t do that, that’s mean.”
Loki chuckled, “and here I thought you wanted to slap someone.”
“In righteous anger, not you.”
“Darling, believe me, I’ll be fine.”
You slowly stood up, moving away from the couch and standing in the center of the room. Loki followed you as you continued to study him. “Well if you’re sure.” You trailed off. It was strange to be the one mock hitting, normally Loki did that in the confines of your shared intimacy.
Raising your hand, you moved to strike him. Lightning fast, Loki caught your wrist, maneuvering you backwards until you were pressed against the wall, pinned by both wrists. Loki quickly began peppering kisses on your throat and jaw, nibbling and sucking as he moved.
Finally, as you turned into a writhing groaning mess, Loki pulled away and grinned at you.
You panted heavily, arms still held up as his body pressed into yours. “Was that just an excuse to do this?” You gasped.
Loki chuckled, “more or less. Remember, hitting isn’t nice.”
“Except when you do it.” You retorted, biting your lip flirtatiously.
Loki reached down to pinch your rear teasingly, “spanking is different love, and I’m not nice. Also, you like it.”
You sighed, reaching up to stroke your free hand through his hair, “that I do.”

Last night I had a dream where Optimus Prime was thinking of increasingly creative excuses to avoid an official meeting with Trump, because he just absolutely refused to deal with the orange toddler-in-chief’s stupid behaviour. He was like ‘if I never see his face or hear his voice or his name ever again it will be much too soon’ and honestly I can relate.

It was really detailed too?? Like I knew a load of stuff about the backstory which included some kind of treaty or agreement to do with their status as interplanetary refugees ect that Trump and his shitty administration was trying to derail. I remember there was a part where all the ‘bots were talking and comparing the whole thing to the kind of crap the High Council would pull all the time before and during the war. There was also this scarily accurate montage of Trump saying all kinds of batshit crazy stuff about the ‘bots and generally being his usual obnoxious, insane, childish self.

I might write it. 

another-fucked-up-kpop-human  asked:

He's gonna be staying healthy because he doesn't wanna upset any of his babies, such as you and a bunch more, so he's gonna stay safe and healthy and he's gonna return home soon. I know how hard it is and how much you're worrying and everything but he's gonna be ok. I promise Jess.

I miss him so much. Way too much. I miss seeing his stupid little grin on his perfect lips. And his cute little dimples. And his crooked smirk he gets only when he gets an idea. Or when he try’s to dance. Or when he’s with his members how happy he gets. Or the cute little face he makes when he raps really fast where he looks so focused and passionate. or when his voice gets really strained when he’s defending himself because seungri is being a lil shit like always. Or when he gets angry and he just absolutely loses it an curses everyone out, usually at Seungri. Or the hand thing he does when he’s rapping where he looks like he’s tapping out the lyrics in the air. Or just in general how passionate he is about what he does. He’s such a sunshine. I miss him so dearly. I could keep listing things, but it makes me sad. I want to keep listing things but it will make me cry. Fuck I miss him.

what if even gets an instagram account though? 

  • every single one of his posts are literally just really bad and blurry pictures of isak sleeping or isak eating or isak in the middle of doing something 
  • and all are extremely unflattering but his captions are always something like “isn’t he beautiful” or “the prettiest boy i’ve ever seen”
  • there are also a couple videos of isak doing something really stupid and even laughing in the background 
    • like attempting to jump a bush and just. falling flat on his face
    • or spending 38492 years debating between which snap back to buy
    • or tripping on absolutely nothing
    • or eating something and spitting it out all over his shirt
    • even still captions them with the sappiest things. except one that is just a super blurry close up of isak’s face with: “rarest cryptid spotted at your local kebab place”
  • isak & e-box’s first mixtape debuts as a thirty second video on even’s instagram account
    • isak’s rapping? so terrible it’s almost good, just like the cardamom toast. even’s beat boxing? actually decent 
    • they call it “so terrible it’s almost good” after the cardamom toast. isak argues about it though because he is still in denial about his rapping skills
    • denial is the first step in the grieving process, isak. and i am sorry to say you’re rapping skills were never alive in the first place 
  • occasionally though, even will show the true side of his photo taking skills 
  • i mean, this boy is in artist. he probably knows angles and colors without even really trying 
  • so sometimes he will post a beautiful picture of isak, with perfect lighting and a perfect angle. isak isn’t looking at the camera, doesn’t even know it was being taken, and it just looks so real 
  • all he captions it with is ❤️
  • sometimes he’ll post a couple doodles, too, or short guitar covers, or just. a video of him zooming in on isak’s face for no reason at all 
  • when will even get an instagram account 

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Okay but can you imagine Harry just smiling at you bc he made a really stupid joke but you laugh anyway cause it really was funny and he just leans forward and presses his forehead against yours while you calm down and he just looks at you with this love struck look on his face and you don't feel weird or uncomfortable by this and you press a kiss to his nose and he scrunches his face up, making you giggle and I gotta stop before I make myself even sadder

Okay but this is seriously so rude end I don’t UNDERSTAND WHY YOU WOUKD HURT ME LIKE THIS UGHHH

anonymous asked:

for the ask meme of your least favorite character, voltron?

I appreciate the villains in this show. I appreciate even the aliens on Taujeer whose voices make me want to jam my fingers all the way in my ears. The only character that has ever made me really mad is Lance, and here’s why.

I like Lance, I really do, but he behaves like a little shit all the time. He’s needlessly petty and rude, even to his closest friends. He interrupts Hunk and Pidge in the middle of talking excitedly about their interests to say “BORING” and “UUUGHHH” and “In English please??” He calls Coran “the old guy” like minutes after meeting him. That scene where he accuses Keith of wanting to steal the Blue Lion is just so, so stupid. Even Keith is like too flabbergasted to argue with him because he’s being so ridiculous. He gets in Shiro’s face because his petty ass is jealous of Shiro taking Keith on a mission. He basically throws a tantrum because he isn’t the center of attention. He incites every single spat with Keith, who is normally a quiet person who doesn’t go out of his way to start fights unless it’s with villains. He doesn’t listen to his friends, he’s jealous, rude and immature, and he really makes me cringe sometimes.

Of course Lance is adorable and has lots of great moments, even more in number than his bad ones. I really do love him and I know he has insecurities he’s dealing with that make him act out, but his behavior is still pretty gross and he needs to grow up. His character definitely suffered from the writing in s2, so I hope he gets developed a lot more in s3. I do think he’s going to mature and I really can’t wait to see him grow into a better character who appreciates his friends. I just wish people would stop putting him on a pedestal and giving him the free pass to be rude to everyone just because he’s sad sometimes. Sorry this got long!

So I had the best dream the other night. I dreamt that my sister and I were doing a photo shoot for Obama and Trump. It was supposed to capture Obama leaving office and Donald taking over (don’t ask me why, I am not a photographer and I do not support Donald so I’m not really sure why they found me). Anyway, we were in the White House and there was this desk that Donald was sitting at, facing the camera, and Obama was kind of standing beside it looking at Donald with his profile to the camera. So Donald kept being like “Okay take the picture, now.” and he would pose and then say it again over and over doing different poses. Except I kept purposfully taking the pictures just a couple seconds before he wanted, while he was still talking so that his mouth was open and he looked stupid. And that is how passive aggressive I am. 

(But afterwards Donald left and my sister and I got to hang out with Obama while he gave us a tour of the White House and was just a comlete and total Dad™ it was beautiful)

Watched lego batman movie it was pretty fun but like I’m still just amazed that legos is a cinematic movement now

Favorite things, the way jokers face is animated and also his coattails. I’m not too into the “funny jerk” archetype to be honest, so batman isn’t very interesting or anything but like I really super love the visuals a lot to be honest