i just really can't with your everything

I can't stand sentences like these:

“Where did you get those scars from?”
“What happened to your arms?”
“How are you?”
“Did your cat scratch you?”
“Don’t be a drama queen.”
“You’re a crybaby. You cry without a reason.” (People who say this have literally NO F*CKING CLUE WHAT ON EARTH I’M GOING THROUGH!)
“Just eat! It’s not hard.”
“You’re not fat.” (I really like answering “But I’m not skinny either, right?” to this one)
“Being happy is a choice.”
“Is everything alright?”
“You think you have a problem? I do too. I forgot a home-exercise and my teacher is going to kill me because of it.” (Wow. That’s a big problem compared to mine.)
“Why are you wearing long sleeves? It’s so hot.”

anonymous asked:

You always say that Viktor and Yuuri's story and beginings of their relathionship are really toxic and they're not at all an example for any similar situations in RL (and i totally agree with you, of course), but... how do you picture your Rivals AU if instead a toxic and heartbreaking story of painful misunderstandings, they would have progressed from rivalry/hate to love in a more healthy way? How has your story happened? Really curious because i can't imagine otherwise now!

There are lots of ways that the relationship could have progressed more healthily and Viktor and Yuuri definitely took the hardest path! Good and clear communication would have been the easiest way there to clear up a lot of the misunderstandings. Either Yuuri explaining why he hated Viktor or voicing his fears that Viktor is just using him or that their time is limited or talking about his own self doubt or Viktor telling Yuuri how he was feeling would have solved everything a lot quicker. It wouldn’t have been easy but it would have been easier at least. It would have prompted a conversation that would have been enlightening for both of them. They both had their reasons for not talking but communication is really important.

But even without the communication aspect they both could have had a much healthier start to the relationship if they had gone about things differently. Yuuri’s story is a lot about how damaging hatred can be if you let it go too far and how self-doubt and self-deprecation can blind you. If he had stopped assuming things about Viktor or assuming he knew how Viktor felt he might have been able to be more objective. If he hadn’t been so blinded by hate for so long he would have been able to see Viktor wasn’t who he expected him to be. If he hadn’t been so caught up in his own head and so convinced that he was less worthy and that Viktor could never want him he would have been able to see that wasn’t true at all.

On Viktor’s side it’s all about how damaging love can be if it’s not healthy and how impulsive decisions are a bad idea. He falls in love with Yuuri without really knowing him that well and has a very all or nothing attitude. He’s impulsive which leads to a lot of situations that could have been solved if he hadn’t rushed into it (like the banquet in chapter 8) and he gets very stuck in the mindset that it’s better to accept the love that you can get rather than seeking out the love that you deserve. You’ll see more of it in obs&bh but the way he keeps going along with Yuuri despite wanting more is not healthy. Obviously there’s nothing wrong with casual sex but he quite clearly wants more and it hurts him that all he can have is physical intimacy and not emotional. The healthy thing to do would have been to not sleep with Yuuri or stop sleeping with him when it was clear that they wanted different things. He could still try and be friends with Yuuri and be close to him but the complicated sex vs romance relationship was very damaging to them both but him especially and he could have chosen to end it but didn’t.

So in an ideal world they would have talked everything out early on. But even if that didn’t happen they still could have developed the relationship in a much healthier way. If Viktor hadn’t slept with Yuuri or had stopped sleeping with him but still been nice to him and tried to be friends it could have avoided a lot. It might have taken time but Yuuri would gradually have come to see that Viktor wasn’t the cruel person he thought of him as and he wouldn’t assume that Viktor was just being close to him for sex. On Viktor’s side he wouldn’t have been hurt with a years long semi-relationship that was a lot less than he wanted or deserved. He could still try and be friends with Yuuri of course and they would grow to know each other better over the years. In real life (and in the fic) it’s damaging to be hung up on one person who’s made it clear they don’t want the same thing as you. Eventually they would have got together after coming to know each other gradually and Yuuri eventually accepting Viktor’s friendship which would have progressed naturally into romance years down the line when he was ready and they had talked things out properly. In the meantime Viktor could have moved on from just being hung up on Yuuri for five years and instead gone out and lived his life and come back to romance with Yuuri only when Yuuri actually wanted him back rather than just pining. It might have taken longer but it would have spared them both a lot of pain.

So essentially, what they do is a guide about what not to do and in the end they both learn that. They get there in the end but my god did they not make it easy for themselves

georgiawaves  asked:

I have to confess your blog is really negative, and it's not your fault since it's what people are sending in. So like why can't we confess thing like how much we enjoy the show? Example: I really love how after everything the brother have been through they still are there for each other no matter what! I just wish the fandom was less negative that's all.

You are more than welcome to send in positive confessions about what you like about the show to help combat the negativity you dislike.

We do try to encourage people to think positive, but you’re right that we’re a little bound by what comes into the Inbox.

A lot of the negativity we get is because people don’t want to say they don’t like something and be openly judged for it. There are some bad apples out there who take it upon themselves to police people’s opinions, so our blog acts as a bit of a safe haven from that. The price we pay is just that we sometimes take on a bit of a negative atmosphere in the confessions.

But that’s why we occasionally do things like Positivity Week(s), where we ask people to put their dislikes on hold and talk about what they like about the show. Be sure to look out for one or two during the hiatus this summer :)

angsty starters ( + sad qoutes / song lyrics. )
  • "I love you enough to let you go,"
  • "I heard you moved on,"
  • "I didn't come here to hurt you,"
  • "Where did you go?"
  • "I'm sorry we fell in love."
  • "We'll do everything on our own."
  • "I'm so sorry,"
  • "You'll never understand."
  • "Please don't go,"
  • "I still love you,"
  • "I don't love you anymore."
  • "I never loved you,"
  • "I can't do this."
  • "We can't be together!"
  • "Will I ever see you again?"
  • "May we meet again,"
  • "I promise I'll do better,"
  • "I just want to see you, one more time."
  • "I'd give anything to see you one more time."
  • "One last time?"
  • "I don't deserve you,"
  • "You don't deserve me,"
  • "People like us don't get happy endings,"
  • "You still love me?"
  • "I never meant to hurt you,"
  • "I understand..."
  • "If you want to go, it's okay."
  • "I gave up everything for you!"
  • "I really need you to trust me,"
  • "Can you listen to me for once!"
  • "I cheated on you,"
  • "You cheated on me?"
  • "Don't expect me to come crawling back,"
  • "Shame on me, you fooled me twice."
  • "You said I wasn't just like anyone."
  • "Did I even ever cross your mind?"
  • "Can we pretend that we're in love?"
  • "I can't lose you,"
  • "Please go,"
  • "Don't you dare die on me!"
  • "I'm not losing you again!"
  • "I'm incomplete without you,"
  • "I will love you for the rest of my life,"
  • "So this is goodbye?"
  • "Kiss me goodbye."
  • "I loved them and they died."
  • "I was a bet?"
  • "You were nothing but a bet."
  • "Can you hold me?"
  • "I loved and I lost you."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "The worst day of loving someone is when you lose them."
  • "It hurts like hell,"
  • "I'm not coming back."
  • "You're never coming back?"
  • "What do you mean you're dying!"
  • "Come back to me,"
  • "What happened?!"
  • "They're dead!"
  • "Where's my love,"
  • "Don't do this,"
  • "I'll see you again."
  • "There's nothing we can do to bring them back."
  • "I don't want to be alone anymore,"
  • "You promised you'd never leave me."
  • "First love, you remember what that's like?"
  • "If I don't have you I have nothing at all,"
  • "I'm not going to fight you,"
  • "You're my friend."
  • "It's too late to apologize."
  • "You left me!"
  • "You left us!"
  • "You chose them over me,"
  • "I need you,"
  • "I was hoping that you'd stay."
  • "I never lied to you,"
  • "You said you might die so what the hell?"
  • "It's a bad joke,"
  • "We can never be the same again,"
  • "You don't need you,"
  • "You're not alone."
  • "You broke my heart."
  • "It made me think of you."
  • "You're my world."
  • "Do I wanna know?"
  • "So sad to see you go,"
  • "This is it, isn't it."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Are you hurt?"
  • "I'll go with you."
  • "How bad is it?"
  • "My feelings for you are real, they always have been."
  • "Someday you'll understand."
  • "Because I love you,"
  • "There was just something about them,"
  • "I'm sorry for breaking your heart."
  • "It wasn't an act."
  • "Time doesn't heal everything."
  • "This is your fault!"
  • "Tell me what to do!"
  • "I didn't mean for this to happen."
  • "Everythings a mess."
  • "You ruined my life,"
  • "Do you still love me?"
  • "You gotta get up, we have to go."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "It was nothing,"
  • "I'll do something."
  • "You're safe here,"
  • "Don't forget me."
  • "I ruined this,"
  • "You ruined this."
  • "Quiet is violent."
  • "You promised me!"
  • "Stop lying with those words."
  • "If this is some kind of sick joke, you better tell me!"
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm not ready to say goodbye."
  • "I don't want to go,"
  • "I loved you,"
  • "You don't have to do this,"
  • "I'm afraid it's never going to be okay again."
  • "I'm terrified,"
  • "You're a monster."
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm a monster."
  • "Only fools fall for you,"
  • "Everything comes to an end,"
  • "I thought I loved you."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "It's unbearable."
  • "You're my first love."
  • "I never wanted to hurt you,"
  • "I was here,"
  • "Help me,"
  • "They won..."
  • "You don't love them."
  • "You're breaking my heart,"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "It's a waste of time,"
  • "You're all I want."
  • "I've always loved you!"
  • "I can pretend anymore."
  • "i didn't have a choice!"
  • "What if it's agony now and it's hell later on?"
  • "Love I will let you go,"
  • "I left behind something great."
  • "I want you back,"
  • "I don't regret any of it, not if it kept you safe."
  • "Get over yourself,"
  • "You'll be the death of me."
  • "Everything just fell apart."
  • "What the hell am I doing here?"
  • "I want you so much but I hate your guts."
  • "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be."
  • "You still like them, don't you?"
  • "What are you doing?!"
  • "I did this to protect you!"
  • "Don't cry,"
  • "I'm not crying,"
  • "I'm dying,"
  • "A-Are you alright?"
  • "I'll come back for you."
  • "I've never felt so alone."
  • "You don't love me! You don't even know me!"
  • "I don't even know who you are anymore."
  • "I don't even know who I am anymore,"
  • "Please let me do this for you."
  • "You're one of the lucky ones."
  • "It's never going to be okay."
Random Sentence Starters:
  • "Any time I say "asking for a friend" you know it's fake because I have no friends."
  • "God bless that ass."
  • "In eight hours I will have been awake for twenty four hours."
  • "If you want to get technical it costs exactly zero dollars to murder someone if you keep it simple."
  • "You can't snort Captain Crunch. That's what Cocoa Puffs are for."
  • "These skinny jeans are stifling."
  • "Are your pants made out of Fruit Loops?"
  • "Yoga pants are the reason corporations go bankrupt."
  • "Your mother would never lie to me."
  • "I'm pretty sure Ren and Stimpy were werewolves."
  • "It's like he has chicken pox but like... on his dick."
  • "Call the government."
  • "Everyone has that one emo band that got them through puberty."
  • "Between you and me I love her shoes but I hate everything that she stands for, if you know what I mean."
  • "The fact that the ocean exists is proof that God is a sadist."
  • "I don't speak German but I'm pretty sure that dude just said go fuck yourself."
  • "I'd sell my soul for a cheesy snack."
  • "I can't date guys who look better in eyeliner than I do."
  • "I didn't learn how to tie my shoes until I was sixteen and three quarters."
  • "If you know that vampires exist it's your civil duty to report that shit to someone."
  • "I'd really like to smack a bitch."
  • "Who gave you permission to breathe my air?"
  • "Would you rather fuck Edward Cullen or Peter Parker?"
  • Dan Howell: Wow guys all you ever want to see is Phil and I hanging out, jeeze
  • Us: That's not true, we enjoy your solo videos
  • Dan, shaking his head: Haha I can't believe you guys, oh well here's our joint gaming channel
  • Us: This is really cool tha-
  • Dan: FINE, I guess we'll have to go on a tour seeming as you INSIST on us doing everything together
  • Us: ...
  • Dan: WOW we really have no other friends, jeeze guys it would be GREAT if you let me hang out with other people, nevermind I guess I'll just HAVE to make another video with Phil

anonymous asked:

Can you give me some advice ? I messed up really bad last year . I can't forgive myself . I feel like I'm just forever stuck in this terrible place and can't get out of it . I just feel miserable and hate everyone .

smile at yourself gently and forgive . i have no idea where you were / are emotionally but a lot of our “problems” are in our mind and are created by us. if u have to apologize to someone, do it. if u have to tell someone something do it. dont waste your time letting whatever happened consume you. time heals almost everything and if its an issue with yourself then start over tomorrow morning. keep a positive mind mate, it sounds like u have a rainy cloud on top of you and you’re doing everything to make it stay there. rough patches dont last forever , u got this

anonymous asked:

What's wrong with me if I was raped by a pedophile when I was younger and now I have fantasies about it that I can't control. I hate it and I don't know what to do about it

They are not fantasies, they are your sub-conscious and conscious fight a healing battle.  I bet you have been trying to avoid the healing process, so guess what? - it’s in your dreams. Can’t do that avoidance anymore?

It’s the UNIVERSE screaming at you!  Stop ignoring your healing! 

This is really hard to explain so I just need you to google several sources.  It’s your shadow.  Everything has an equal opposite = yang and that is it’s PSA.  It’s your worst fears lerking in the shadows.  Look up the term: psychological shadows. 

When it’s over I just want to be able to look in the mirror and say, ‘Well, you were a half-decent player.’

anonymous asked:

I'm a trans boy and I'm scared to use the mens restroom because I'm pre everything and still look really feminine. I'm scared someone might be in there and yell at me to get out and use the ladies room. I feel like I'm just faking everything cause I can't even use the restroom that matches my gender identity???

Safety is a big concern for trans people - one of the most important things. If you feel unsafe using the mens restroom, that doesn’t mean you aren’t trans. It just means you’re concerned about your safety.


anonymous asked:

you are always welcome to post all of your warm up draws because oh my gosh, my heart is ready to be broken and everything. ahhhh, I'm so scared to see what direction you're heading with Reigen, may it not be unsalvageable. And y'know, I also can't help but remember the really angsty au dream you had where the universe was against Reigen and Mob being together, and Reigen just sacrificing his life on Mob's graduation, so like is Reigen going to give up his life for Mob to come back????

that’s quite another idea you have there

Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters
  • "Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."
  • "I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "Please stop giving my mom cigars."
  • "Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."
  • "You've never done this before?"
  • "Maybe we can help each other."
  • "All I did was ask him for a drink."
  • "Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."
  • "I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."
  • "But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."
  • "I just don't feel like going home okay?"
  • "So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."
  • "Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."
  • "You haven't told me anything about you."
  • "Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."
  • "I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."
  • "And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"
  • "After what you told me, I'm never going home again."
  • "I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."
  • "I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."
  • "Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."
  • "I know how hard this must be for you."
  • "You have no idea how any of this is for me."
  • "They have to pay for what they've done."
  • "They won't listen."
  • "We'll make them listen."
  • "You do not want to test me."
  • "You think this is still about you?"
  • "You should have just killed me. You coward."
  • "This is an offer, not an order."
  • "I did some digging into your, uh past activities."
  • "A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."
  • "I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."
  • "Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."
  • "I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."
  • "Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."
  • "He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."
  • "I want you to touch my face."
  • "Just tell me what you feel."
  • "You need anything else, you know where to find me."
  • "You want the short answer or the long one?"
  • "We need to contain this."
  • "Lying to that woman is impossible."
  • "Choose a side."
  • "I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."
  • "That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."
  • "Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."
  • "Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."
  • "Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."
  • "Let's get this started."
  • "You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."
  • "Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."
  • "Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."
  • "Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"
  • "What a shithole."
  • "This is my life and I made something of it, without you."
  • "Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."
  • "Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"
  • "You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."
  • "Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."
  • "We all pay for our choices."
  • "I've learned a lot since you've been gone."
  • "You're a dick."
  • "Say that you want my help."
  • "I want you to help yourself."
  • "I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."
  • "In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."
  • "I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."
  • "Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."
  • "You do your job, I'll do mine."
  • "On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."
  • "So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"
  • "You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."
  • "Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."
  • "If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."
  • "We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."
  • "Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."
  • "Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."
  • "You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."
  • "I'm not afraid to die."
  • "We'll be together, that's all that matters."
  • "You really think that this will change anything?"

anonymous asked:

I'm having a really, really difficult time making it through each day and I'm trying so hard to do my best and find a light but I just can't and I'm just laying in bed and I can't move and I don't know what to do. 🌸ps I love your love and positivity and I really appreciate everything you do to show this to everyone. I hope you are doing well

I’m sorry you’re going through a difficult time 😥 I’m proud of you for trying your best to get through this. Here’s some advice that might help you:

  • even though it’s hard, get up from your bed, even if you need to force yourself. I found that in my lowest times, getting things done actually helped a lot. You might think you have no energy, but you do, don’t let your mind trick you into thinking you are incapable of doing things. If you think you have no control over your body, move your fingers first, then your arms, legs etc. 💗
  • When you’re feeling low, all your thoughts are likely to be self defeating, like “what’s the point of this” or “I’m not good enough”. But these are not the truth. Your mind is used to these thoughts, so you accept them as the truth. But they aren’t. So try to challenge your thoughts with positive thoughts ☀️
  • Write down positive reminders and reasons to be happy. Write down some good things that’s happened to you. (Good things will happen to you in the future too!) Have these reminders nearby so you won’t forget ✨
  • Make some daily goals/challenges, like drink enough water, walk for 15 minutes a day etc. They don’t need to be big goals 🌿
  • Keep a journal. Write down the events of your day, all your feelings, and notice your most common thoughts. Be proud of your accomplishments and if you’re sad, be a friend to yourself and encourage yourself while you’re sad with positive thoughts. Write down the good things too, no matter how small they seem 💓
  • You can still be productive and do self care activities, even when you’re depressed. Your feelings don’t need to control your whole life. They’re just feelings, they can change quickly and easily so it’s not a good habit to base your decisions on them. You can do self care activities like exercise and drink water even if you don’t feel like it. 🌸
  • If you have lots of things to do, do one at a time. Eventually you’ll finish them all. Try not to think of the future or dwell on the past. That doesn’t matter right now. ⭐️
  • Talk to someone, and write your thoughts down. You’re not alone in feeling this way, and there are people who have felt like you and have recovered. So don’t give up hope, you can make it through this 🌻

I hope this helps. Stay strong and keep going!! I believe in you 💛 (ps thank you for liking my blog! I hope you feel better soon!! 🌼🌷)

anonymous asked:




You just killed me there sorry thank you so much

anonymous asked:

Tfw your fight or flight response is initiated and you just shut everyone out over minor things because you're so tense and never have any spoons and in the end people think you're being a jerk but you really don't mean it, you can't help the instinct and so you screw up everything. Then you try to explain that responding in a normal way to the way they're confronting you isn't an option and it just... Can I be 🌪🥋(wind ninja)


anonymous asked:

Hi! Sorry, this is really random and I'm not even a follower of your blog (sorry) but... I've been seeing samurai jack content around for a bit and now I went in ahead and watched the first two episodes and TBH I'm rather confused. I get the plot and everything. Just. Um. HOW and WHY do people ever get past the first two episodes? What do you like about the show? What is in it that makes it worth watching? Because so far all I've seen has been largely uninteresting.

Hi! It’s okay, it’s an interesting question.

First and foremost, I personally rarely (if ever) get hooked after watching first two episodes. So to me it’s not that strange to not be a huge fan immediately, however if the show literally has zero appeal that doesn’t sound good. But I always watch for at least the entire season before deciding if I like it and if I should continue. 

I had the misfortune of running into the show randomly when it was already over and Cartoon Network was just showing random episodes daily so I started watching out of order and I can’t tell you exactly how people get past the first two episodes. Perhaps it would’ve been different if I started from the beginning seeing as I consider the first few episodes to be the weakest (the whole first season really, with a few exceptions), although I do believe I would’ve been intrigued enough by the first two to keep watching. I don’t generally like to tell people to just watch out of order, but for Samurai Jack it doesn’t really matter in my opinion, since episodes are largely unrelated and continuity is scarce. Perhaps watching some better episodes might catch your interest.

As to why do we like it… Personally, I have several reasons:

- Art style and animation. I find both to be one of the best (if not the best) and just the whole aesthetic of the show made it very pleasing to watch even when I had no idea what exactly am I watching. I distinctly remember seeing the show randomly for the first time and art was the thing that grabbed my attention. 

- Characters, setting. Granted, the show doesn’t even have that many characters but those that exist are to me extremely well done. Namely, Jack himself and Aku. Probably one of the best hero-villain relationship I’ve ever seen with an incredibly compelling dynamic, amplified by the rarely seen fact that Aku, the villain, has won. And that he keeps winning, despite Jack’s small victories. It’s a bold move, especially for a children’s show. Despite that, the show remained hopeful and optimistic which I think is a great achievement for storytelling. Speaking of…

- Storytelling. The way the show uses visual imagery instead of endless talks to tell a story is something that continues to inspire me and kinda set the standard I use to determine whether something I’m watching is good. Visual media should do this more often and the way it was done in Samurai Jack is absolutely astounding. So little was ever said, and yet so much was told regardless, just through the visuals. 

- Overall tone and execution. Everything about it seems so well done and balanced. The audio design, soundtrack, episode ideas, action and lack of action and how they are balanced, character and background designs, the little what we have of dialogue, voice acting… All this mixed together just created a show of exceptional quality. I understand some may not see the appeal of any of it, but in that case I don’t think anything might convince you otherwise. 

- Personally, everything about the setting somehow fit to appeal to my specific interests. I love science fiction and futuristic settings, but I also love the past and ancient cultures. Finding a setting that mixes both is almost impossible and yet this show has done it perfectly. I somehow take it for granted after all these years, but whenever I think about it more, I’m just surprised at how well it was put together.

Finally, I don’t really know how I’d make someone watch it or appreciate it and I’m not sure I can really do it justice with m rambling. Some elements of it are surely old and some episodes aren’t that good and any part that I’ve listed as great could be something someone really dislikes. But I’d definitely recommend watching a few more episodes, perhaps even out of order (as blasphemous as I find that practice, I really don’t think order matters for Samurai Jack, with the exception of episodes that come in more parts and some that are more impactful if watched later, like for example the Tale of X9). 

Tl;dr I don’t think seeing the first two episodes is enough to judge it and would recommend further watching to truly appreciate the art, animation and other qualities of the show, although no hard feelings if it turns out not being your jam after all. 

  • Me During Iron Man: Pepper's really awesome. It's nice to see a strong woman who isn't necessarily a fighter.
  • Me During Thor: I love Sif! She's the perfect female warrior!
  • Me During Captain America: God! I can't decide who I love more, Pepper or Peggy! I think they tie for my fav!
  • Me During Avengers: I am falling in love with Natasha. She's the spy who puts James Bond to shame and I love it!
  • Me During Avengers 2: Oh My God! Can someone hug Wanda! I love this poor girl! Hope she stays around for a while!
  • Me During Captain America 3: ... Uh... Meh. I don't really like Sharon.
  • Me: O_O

Silver: Please just promise me you aren’t going to get my girlfriend killed. 
Flint: War is complicated. 
Silver: Yeah, but all I’m asking for is for you to tell me you’ll do everything in your power to make sure my girlfriend lives. 
Flint: War is hell. 
Flint: It’s only going to get worse from here on out. 
Flint: True.
Silver: In similar circumstances! I am pretty sure! you would not want him to get killed! even if it meant you would win the war! 
Flint: You’re not wrong. 
Flint: Listen, war is complicated. 

RWBY RP Prompts
  • "Why can't you just swoon over your own weapon? Aren't you happy with it?"
  • "Are you.... robbing me?"
  • "Oh my god, you really exploded."
  • "I'm queen of the castle!"
  • "I still don't think that's what a sloth sounds like."
  • "For it is in passing that we achieve immortality."
  • "But why would I need friends if I have you?"
  • "There's no such thing as negative friends."
  • "Aren't you the guy who threw up?"
  • "Nailed it!"
  • "You came back!"
  • "Boop~!"
  • "I don't think sloths make a lot of noise."
  • "Do not hesitate to destroy everything in your path..."
  • "You're about to see a whole different side of me today."
  • "It's also a gun."
  • "Why hide who you are?"
  • "Can you imitate a sloth?"
  • "Off with their heads!"
  • "You're going on world-saving missions without us?!"
  • "You monsters!"
  • "Oh god, it's happening again!"
  • "I could've taken him."
  • "I'm hurt! Sad! Maybe a little hungry. That last one's not your fault..."
  • "I'm not trying to show off. I want you to know I can do this!"
  • "You called me friend! Am I really your friend?"
  • "I'm combat ready!"
  • "I don't have a lot of friends; but if I did, I'd want them to talk to me about things."
  • "That's why we're here! To make it better!"
  • "Great, the gang's all here. Now we can all die together!"
  • "Well that was a thing."
  • "Most people are born, but I was made."
  • "I don't need people to help me grow up. I drink milk."
  • "Banzai!"
  • "I think we can all say it's been an eventful evening."
  • "I wouldn't exactly call it a 'little' operation."
  • "You are not the brightest banana in the bunch, are ya kid?"
  • "Or we could ditch the beds... and replace them with bunk beds!"
  • "She's a hazard to my health!"
  • "You know, we really gotta stop meeting like this. People are gonna talk..."
  • "It's just that, you seem a little... NOT okay."
  • "YES! I love it when you're feisty!"
  • "Whoa, you can control poles..."
  • "I'm not the biggest fan of local law enforcement."
  • "I am not a crook."
  • "You just destroyed my favorite clothing store. Prepare to die."
  • "It is precisely this kind of ignorance that breeds violence!"
  • "Hey, we've got a plan! That's... moderately serious."
  • "Guess who's back?"
  • "Who's ready to fight for their lives?"
  • "Well the name's _______ Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it."
  • "Why must your answer to everything involve a triumphant display of military bravado!?"
  • "What a freak!"
  • "Learning is SO MUCH fun."
  • "I can't dance, man!"
  • "This is the part where you lose."
  • "Spare us the thought of you procreating."
  • "Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be DELICIOUS!"
  • "Oooh, look at me! My name's ______! I know facts! I'm rich!"
  • "You can't even stop me!"
  • "Let me try! You can trust me!"
  • "You think just because you've got nuts and bolts instead of squishy guts makes you any less real than me?"
  • "Okay, yeah, when you say it out loud, it sounds worse."
  • "Get back in the bag."
  • "Don't worry. Things will be better tomorrow."
  • "What are you doing?! Do you have any idea of the damage you could have caused?!"
  • "You were worth every cent, truly you were."
  • "We'll break his legs!"
  • "Weren't you in a cult or something?"
  • "You really want to start making things up to me?"
  • "By no means does this make us friends."
  • "I can always be a farmer or something."
  • "You hardly look the part."
  • "Do you always break the law without giving a second thought?"
  • "I will seriously pay you to shut up."
  • "This is turning out just like the divorce!"
  • "I can see why your father would want to protect such a delicate flower!"
  • "Always sunshine and rainbows with you."
  • "Now, I'll be the first to admit, humans... are the worst."
  • "You can't sleep, you hardly eat, and to be honest, your grades have been suffering."
  • "If you don't get a date to the dance, I'll wear a dress."
  • "If I don't get doilies, you don't get fog machines."
  • "I see you're hiding at the punch bowl as well."
  • "Hey man, do you have a wireless password?"
  • "You may be fast, but you still excel at wasting time!"
  • "All you've been so far is a nuisance!"
  • "It's a combat skirt!"
  • "The innocent never run."
  • "I hate this game of emotions we play."
  • "I have a legacy of honor to uphold."