i just realized i'm not consistent with my tags. oh well

Be careful what you order

Jikook, 1k, 100% crack but also 70% based on real life

In which Jungkook misunderstands a lot of things as usual.

A/N: Because date nights with @jikook-love tend to inspire things (also bc I’m just as embarrassing as Jeon omfg and she got to finally witness that then proceeded to respond “you’re so awkward” THANKS)


“Hi, welcome to Tea Palace! What can I get for you?” Jungkook tried not to sound too nervous. It was his first official day at work and although he’d been training for a week, he’d never had the chance to be at the cash register taking orders. His face was angled downward, ready to type in the order on the small screen beneath his fingers.

But what could possibly be difficult about taking orders anyway, right? He should be glad that all he had to do was listen to the order and type it in the machine. Oh and do some mental math occasionally, when the customer was paying by cash and needed change. But it still seemed much easier than the multitasking behind the counter, when he was trying to shove all the ingredients of the bubble teas together without something exploding.

“Can I get a hot three guys?”

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Mom? Pt 3

A/N: This is gonna be a bummer. I’m writing this way too late after watching the episode & I’m too deep in a Total Divas marathon to watch it now. Also remember that the reader is the middle child, therefore she’s Sam’s older sister who acted more like a mother to him.

Mom? Masterlist

Dean x Sister!Reader   Sam x Sister!Reader    Mary x Daughter!Reader

You stared wide eyed at your mom as her words of leaving echoed in your mind. All three of you were in shock; you never expected your mom to leave you guys again, especially by her own choice. Mary moved forwards to hug Dean goodbye and he stepped back from her with a look of hurt on his face. She nodded her head, not surprised by his reaction. Mary looked at cautiously at you, preparing herself for you to reject her hug as well. Reading her hesitancy you slightly moved your arm up, showing her that you would accept her hug. She wrapped her arms around you and squeezed you tight. You felt the tears start to fall down your cheek and didn’t bother to stop them. She broke the hug and wiped a tear that was falling. Mary reached over and pulled Sam into a hug before releasing him, and grabbing her bag from the other room.

“Mom.” You said sadly, your voice cracking as more tears came from your eyes. However your mom ignored you and continued her way up the stairs. Sam and Dean refused to make eye contact and neither watched as Mary opened the bunker door; but you did. You saw her open the door and leave, your heart broke as you realized she never once for a moment debated if she should leave.

Dean stood there for a moment before storming out of the room. You and Sam remained silent until you broke it, “She never looked back.” You whispered, grabbing Sam’s attention. You both looked at each other for a moment before you spoke again, “She never turned around Sammy.” You said as another tear fell from your eye. At this Sam moved towards you and wrapped you in his arms.

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anonymous asked:

Can you plz do a fic rec? I'm caught up with everything by you and bully and I don't know what else is good.

okay, here’s the thing: i haven’t actually taken the time to sit down and read miraculous fic since, like, october. as in, back when there were exactly 103 fics on ao3. since then, i’ve mostly only read the odd fic i find while scrolling through the tags and the stuff that’s linked to me, and sometimes not even that stuff

(now, if you asked me about naruto or harry potter or captain swan or homestuck fic, i could give you an itemized rec list complete with ratings and mini reviews, but i’ve actually gone on multiple trawls for those so. tbh i could probably give a better bleach fic rec list, and i never got past the first arc of bleach.)

ML FICS I HAVE READ AND LIKED LOVED THAT ARE NOT BY BULLYSQUADESS (or me):

Try and Try Until You… by sarahcada

That Thing You Do by mercy_angel_09

Just Practice by fabulousanima

Pickup Lines by calloffyourethics

Nightmares by AdJiT

Well, excuse me, princess! by mirawohoo (metawohoo)

all i want by pallasjoanna

the person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger by asterbells

please don’t say you love me by pallasjoanna

Coin by Ironinkpen

Pas de Chance by InsanitySilver

Paper Faces on Parade by FieryArtemis

i started to list individual works by

@isadorator

but then i realized i was just listing all of their works so just. yeah. anything and everything isadorator writes :’D

my fic rec tag

ML AUTHORS whose work i’m consistently sadly behind on BUT WHOSE WRITING I KNOW ENOUGH OF TO HAVE FAITH IN ANYTHING THEY CARE TO PRODUCE:

@miraculousin (sinsinsinsinsinnnnnnn GORGEOUS TACTILE WRITING, SIN, AND SMUT and rarepairs and oh gosh the metaphors. gorgeous, gorgeous metaphors :’D)

@metawohoo (prepare to feast your eyes (and brains) on the wonderful— the amazing— METAWOHOO!! okay seriously go read her writing if you want to laugh ‘til you’re sick and then sort of numbly feel your jaw hit the floor as you take in the sheer epic of her stories)

@isadorator (i cannot define to you why reading this person’s writing feels like teething on rainbows, but it does. it just does. but don’t take my word for it —- go teethe on the glorious rainbows yourself!)

calloffyourethics (NON-STOP CUTE. EXCELLENT FLUFF. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND)

@pallasjoannas (JUTS FUCKIN FUCK ME UP)

@glitterglamspark (PREPARE TO DIE LAUGHING. CRACK. WONDERFUL, GLORIOUS C R A C K)

takethembystorm (KNOWS THEIR WAY AROUND A NARRATIVE also fluff and hilarity and epic :’D)

@tei-gen (PAIN. hilarity at times but mostly PAIN. god bless :’) )

@sarahcada (GORGEOUS WRITING, SEE THE FIRST REC ON THIS LIST FOR A GLORIOUS EXAMPLE)

ML AUTHORS WHOSE WORK I HAVE NOT READ EXTENSIVELY BUT DO KNOW HAVE EXCELLENT SKILLS:

@gigiree

@miraculousturtle

@unluckyfortunes

@magical-awesome-kid

@chassecroise

@matchaball

+OTHERS I AM DOUBTLESSLY FORGETTING

i hate and love making lists in equal measure

okay i’m p sure this list isn’t too shabby. sorry for the wait, anon!

GOD THAT WAS PRETTY DAMN GLORIOUS HO L Y SH I T!! I NEEDED LIKE A FEW MINUTES BEFORE I COULD COLLECT MY THOUGHTS TOGETHER HNNNNNG !!!

(BNHA 97 spoilers under read more)

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