i just realized i'm not consistent with my tags. oh well

Be careful what you order

Jikook, 1k, 100% crack but also 70% based on real life

In which Jungkook misunderstands a lot of things as usual.

A/N: Because date nights with @jikook-love tend to inspire things (also bc I’m just as embarrassing as Jeon omfg and she got to finally witness that then proceeded to respond “you’re so awkward” THANKS)


“Hi, welcome to Tea Palace! What can I get for you?” Jungkook tried not to sound too nervous. It was his first official day at work and although he’d been training for a week, he’d never had the chance to be at the cash register taking orders. His face was angled downward, ready to type in the order on the small screen beneath his fingers.

But what could possibly be difficult about taking orders anyway, right? He should be glad that all he had to do was listen to the order and type it in the machine. Oh and do some mental math occasionally, when the customer was paying by cash and needed change. But it still seemed much easier than the multitasking behind the counter, when he was trying to shove all the ingredients of the bubble teas together without something exploding.

“Can I get a hot three guys?”

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Mom? Pt 3

A/N: This is gonna be a bummer. I’m writing this way too late after watching the episode & I’m too deep in a Total Divas marathon to watch it now. Also remember that the reader is the middle child, therefore she’s Sam’s older sister who acted more like a mother to him.

Mom? Masterlist

Dean x Sister!Reader   Sam x Sister!Reader    Mary x Daughter!Reader

You stared wide eyed at your mom as her words of leaving echoed in your mind. All three of you were in shock; you never expected your mom to leave you guys again, especially by her own choice. Mary moved forwards to hug Dean goodbye and he stepped back from her with a look of hurt on his face. She nodded her head, not surprised by his reaction. Mary looked at cautiously at you, preparing herself for you to reject her hug as well. Reading her hesitancy you slightly moved your arm up, showing her that you would accept her hug. She wrapped her arms around you and squeezed you tight. You felt the tears start to fall down your cheek and didn’t bother to stop them. She broke the hug and wiped a tear that was falling. Mary reached over and pulled Sam into a hug before releasing him, and grabbing her bag from the other room.

“Mom.” You said sadly, your voice cracking as more tears came from your eyes. However your mom ignored you and continued her way up the stairs. Sam and Dean refused to make eye contact and neither watched as Mary opened the bunker door; but you did. You saw her open the door and leave, your heart broke as you realized she never once for a moment debated if she should leave.

Dean stood there for a moment before storming out of the room. You and Sam remained silent until you broke it, “She never looked back.” You whispered, grabbing Sam’s attention. You both looked at each other for a moment before you spoke again, “She never turned around Sammy.” You said as another tear fell from your eye. At this Sam moved towards you and wrapped you in his arms.

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anonymous asked:

Can you plz do a fic rec? I'm caught up with everything by you and bully and I don't know what else is good.

okay, here’s the thing: i haven’t actually taken the time to sit down and read miraculous fic since, like, october. as in, back when there were exactly 103 fics on ao3. since then, i’ve mostly only read the odd fic i find while scrolling through the tags and the stuff that’s linked to me, and sometimes not even that stuff

(now, if you asked me about naruto or harry potter or captain swan or homestuck fic, i could give you an itemized rec list complete with ratings and mini reviews, but i’ve actually gone on multiple trawls for those so. tbh i could probably give a better bleach fic rec list, and i never got past the first arc of bleach.)

ML FICS I HAVE READ AND LIKED LOVED THAT ARE NOT BY BULLYSQUADESS (or me):

Try and Try Until You… by sarahcada

That Thing You Do by mercy_angel_09

Just Practice by fabulousanima

Pickup Lines by calloffyourethics

Nightmares by AdJiT

Well, excuse me, princess! by mirawohoo (metawohoo)

all i want by pallasjoanna

the person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the trigger by asterbells

please don’t say you love me by pallasjoanna

Coin by Ironinkpen

Pas de Chance by InsanitySilver

Paper Faces on Parade by FieryArtemis

i started to list individual works by

@isadorator

but then i realized i was just listing all of their works so just. yeah. anything and everything isadorator writes :’D

my fic rec tag

ML AUTHORS whose work i’m consistently sadly behind on BUT WHOSE WRITING I KNOW ENOUGH OF TO HAVE FAITH IN ANYTHING THEY CARE TO PRODUCE:

@miraculousin (sinsinsinsinsinnnnnnn GORGEOUS TACTILE WRITING, SIN, AND SMUT and rarepairs and oh gosh the metaphors. gorgeous, gorgeous metaphors :’D)

@metawohoo (prepare to feast your eyes (and brains) on the wonderful— the amazing— METAWOHOO!! okay seriously go read her writing if you want to laugh ‘til you’re sick and then sort of numbly feel your jaw hit the floor as you take in the sheer epic of her stories)

@isadorator (i cannot define to you why reading this person’s writing feels like teething on rainbows, but it does. it just does. but don’t take my word for it —- go teethe on the glorious rainbows yourself!)

calloffyourethics (NON-STOP CUTE. EXCELLENT FLUFF. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND)

@pallasjoannas (JUTS FUCKIN FUCK ME UP)

@glitterglamspark (PREPARE TO DIE LAUGHING. CRACK. WONDERFUL, GLORIOUS C R A C K)

takethembystorm (KNOWS THEIR WAY AROUND A NARRATIVE also fluff and hilarity and epic :’D)

@tei-gen (PAIN. hilarity at times but mostly PAIN. god bless :’) )

@sarahcada (GORGEOUS WRITING, SEE THE FIRST REC ON THIS LIST FOR A GLORIOUS EXAMPLE)

ML AUTHORS WHOSE WORK I HAVE NOT READ EXTENSIVELY BUT DO KNOW HAVE EXCELLENT SKILLS:

@gigiree

@miraculousturtle

@unluckyfortunes

@magical-awesome-kid

@chassecroise

@matchaball

+OTHERS I AM DOUBTLESSLY FORGETTING

i hate and love making lists in equal measure

okay i’m p sure this list isn’t too shabby. sorry for the wait, anon!

GOD THAT WAS PRETTY DAMN GLORIOUS HO L Y SH I T!! I NEEDED LIKE A FEW MINUTES BEFORE I COULD COLLECT MY THOUGHTS TOGETHER HNNNNNG !!!

(BNHA 97 spoilers under read more)

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Kiss Me - Nash Grier/ Cameron Dallas - 2.2

Prologue - 2.1

Laura’s POV

I wet my hair and moved out of the way for Cameron to do the same. I grabbed some shampoo and put it in my hair. I looked at Cameron to see his eyes beginning to trail down my body. I lifted Cameron’s chin and squinted my eyes.

“Eye contact,” I said lightly smiling as I motioned my pointer finger and my middle finger between our eyes. Cameron chuckled as he put his hand up in defense. I washed out the shampoo and grabbed the loofa as Cameron washed his hair out.

“Get my back?” Cameron asked turning around for me to scrub the soap on his back. I covered my mouth gasping at the sight of his back. “What?” Cameron asked furrowing his eyebrows.

“Your back,” I said laughing now. “It’s all scratched up,” I said taking my hand away from my mouth and running it down some of the scratches.

“We should go to the beach,” Cameron smirked. “Everyone would see them,” he said laughing as he wrapped his arms around me.

“Oh god no! Please don’t,” I said my eyes widening.

“You know Nash wanted to go to the beach, we could go,” Cameron said.

“No! Nash would see them! That’s so embarrassing!” I said now yelling, freaking out at the thought of Nash seeing.

“Laura,” Cameron laughed lifting my chin. “I’m just kidding.”

“Don’t play like that,” I pouted lightly slapping his chest.

Cameron pecked my lips laughing. “Alright, get my back,” Cameron said turning around.

We were now lying in my bed watching TV. We were watching reruns of Teen Wolf.

“Which ones your favorite?” I asked Cameron.

“Styles,” Cameron said unsure. I nodded my head smiling. “You?” Cameron asked nudging my side.

“Well, I would have said Styles. I can’t now, so the twins,” I said shrugging.

“Why because you think he’s hot?” Cameron asked rolling his eyes.

“No,” I laughed. “I mean, they have a nice body, but they’re not that cute. I like them because they’re cool. I mean, they can connect and make one big werewolf, why wouldn’t you like that?” I shrugged.

“So you don’t like them for their looks?” Cameron asked.

“Looks aren’t everything,” I sighed. “Like Carter,” I said turning in Cameron’s arms to fully look at him.

“What about Carter?” Cameron asked.

“He’s cute, but he treats girls in a way that they shouldn’t be treated. I wouldn’t date him,” I said.

“Who else?” Cameron asked.

“I don’t know,” I said trying to think of someone. “Taylor Caniff?” I said unsure if that was his name. “He seems like such an asshole. I don’t do assholes. Well, I don’t do relationships in general,” I shrugged. “Moral of all of this is I choose based on attitude,” I said.

“You don’t do relationships?” Cameron asked.

“Well yeah, I’ve never had an actual boyfriend,” I said. Cameron nodded his head. “I’ll be back,” I said wiggling out of Cameron’s grip. I walked to the kitchen and grabbed a couple bags of chips and some pringles. I walked back up to my room and set them on the bed. I walked over to my closet, taking two Arizona’s out of my mini fridge. I sat down on the bed, giving Cameron his Arizona.

“Thanks,” Cameron smiled. I sat criss cross facing the tv. About ten minutes had passed by of me watching tv sitting down criss cross and eating, when my phone vibrated. I unlocked it to see Cameron’s tweet.

’@camerondallas: @Laura_ I guess the TV is more interesting than me pic.twitter.com/67gnFg57’

It was a picture of me concentrated on the show. I smiled, scrunching my nose as I turned around to look at Cameron. I looked at the picture again and realized that I’m wearing Cameron’s shirt.

“Cameron I’m wearing your shirt,” I said looking up from my phone.

“So what?” Cameron shrugged.

“Your fans will kill me!” I yelled panicking.

“I’m not deleting it,” Cameron said seriously.

“Please Cam!” I whined grabbing his hand and shaking his whole arm. “I don’t want death threats,” I pouted.

“Babe, they won’t do anything like that,” Cameron sighed. I furrowed my eyebrows and cocked my head to the side. “What?” Cameron asked.

“Babe?” I asked a small smile taking over my face.

“Shit, I’m sorry,” Cameron started.

“Cameron, it’s fine,” I laughed. “But,” I sighed getting closer to his face. “Can you please delete that tweet,” I pouted.

“It’s already been on there long enough for thousands of people to save it and talk about it,” Cameron said putting his hand on my cheek and stroking it with his thumb. I sighed looking down.

“Cameron, that hate is going to hurt so bad,” I sighed looking up into his eyes.

“I can tweet something out, most of them usually stop,” Cameron suggested.

“What if that doesn’t work?” I asked.

“There’s always those people that give hate no matter what. You will get hate with or without me. That’s the consequence of this lifestyle. You just need to learn to ignore it,” Cameron said stroking my cheekbone. I nodded my head.

“Can you send out that tweet?” I asked.

“Of course,” Cameron said outlining my bottom lip before pecking it and going on his phone. A few seconds later, I got a notification on my phone.

’@camerondallas: I’m sure a lot of you are upset about the pictures of @Laura_ and I. I would like to ask you to be a decent person and not send her any hate.’

’@camerondallas: @Laura_ is in my life. Whether you like it or not, she will be in it. There will most likely be more pictures of us on social media…’

’@camerondallas: if you don’t like that, unfollow me. So I’m asking nicely please don’t send her hate.’

Cameron started looking through his timeline before tweeting again.

‘@camerondallas: if I see any hate directed towards her on my timeline, I will unfollow you. She does not deserve the hate that you are giving and you don’t deserve my follow’

I got a notification from Nash.

’@Nashgrier: Wait, what. Why would you guys send @Laura_ hate? Laura is the last person that should get any hate. She’s so nice and you don’t even know her’

’@Laura_: @Nashgrier thank you! You should be going down with Cam and I!’

I tweeted back referring to Kat and Nash.

’@Nashgrier: @Laura_ @camerondallas @KatStratford Soon ;)’

I squealed out loud and Cameron laughed.

“He tagged her,” I said smiling wide.

’@Laura_: @Nashgrier you don’t understand how happy that made me!’ This whole time, I didn’t dare to look at my mentions. They were most likely full of hate. I sighed locking my phone and turning to face Cameron.

“I’m just favoriting some supporting tweets. How about after we take a nap? It’s been a crazy day,” Cameron laughed.

“Let’s see, today consisted of jealousy, meeting your mom, sex, showering together, and twitter drama,” I sighed. “Yeah, let’s take a nap,” I laughed. Cameron smiling at me before going on his phone. I watched what Cameron did on twitter for a while. He clicked the tweet button and began typing.

’@camerondallas: Well, Laura and I are going to take a nap. It’s been a long day. I love you guys’

“Nap time,” Cameron smiled, locking his phone. He turned to face me fully. “This is more comfortable,” Cameron said turning me around. He pulled me close, so my back was to his front. He wrapped his arm over me, grabbing my hand and intertwining our fingers. His other arm wrapped under my body and around my waist, keeping me close. I smiled to myself before closing my eyes and falling asleep.