i just played pee

So at the concert last week I was in the bathroom peeing. And someone starts shaking my stall door. So I yell “hey I’m in here.” The door keeps shaking. Then I see the person throw their shoulders into the stall door. The whole time I’m yelling “I’m in this stall!!!! DO NOT OPEN IT” And no response. The door starts coming loose, I jump up to close it and brace myself in the tiny stall. Finally she uses some super human strength to bust open my stall door and I’m standing with my underwear around ankles and my dress hiked up. She looks at me with a shocked expression says “oh shit” and runs out of the bathroom.

And that’s the story of how I accidentally peed on my favorite dress in the struggle….