I think we’re all gay (and Draco fucked up) - donnarafiki - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
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Hermione makes a group chat for homework purposes, but as it turns out just having teenage banter with each other is a lot more fun
Pansy Parkinson: What use is nailing someone to a tree? If you’re going with human sacrifice at least do it properly and pickle his balls
Hermione Granger: What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Harry Potter: I would love to pickle your balls @DracoMalfoy
Ronald Weasley: MY EYES! MY EYES!
Seamus Finnigan: OMG @HarryPotter TMI
Draco Malfoy: I find it very offensive that @HarryPotter wants to use me as human sacrifice and the only thing you people notice is the slight innuendo
Blaise Zabini: Slight innuendo my arse, @HarryPotter wants to hide your faggots
Draco Malfoy: What on earth is that supposed to mean?
Blaise Zabini is typing…
Hermione Granger: DON’T YOU DARE EXPLAIN THAT OR I WILL BE PICKLING YOUR BALLS TONIGHT ZABINI
I meant faggots as innuendo, since there is a meat ball type/brand called faggot in Great Brittain and I use that a lot. Please don’t murder me