i just needed to make this ok

medic: heavy there is something extremely important i need you to do, you are the only one i can trust for this

heavy: oh, what is it

medic: i need you to punch me


heavy: what

medic: punch me, for science


heavy: ok

heavy: *launches him into the fucking sun*

anonymous asked:

Today I went to the doctor's and he said that he doesn't think I should go on T since it makes you infertile... now my parents won't let me get it until I'm "sure I'm trans"... Sorry man just really bummed out 'bout it. But other than that I've been having a pretty ok day and my parents might even get me a binder! Sorry I just needed to vent a bit.

Wow I’m so sorry that’s really awful, your doctor shouldn’t do that. Sure, they should explain the side effects and what’ll change as part of HRT - but they shouldn’t stop you starting hormones because of that.

I really hope you find a better doctor/can convince your parents.
Feel better man 💙 -Matt

My problem with Onision (rant)

Please excuse my english as I’m sure this rant will be filled with grammatical errors. I just felt that I needed to get this off my chest, because this guy really bothers me.

Onision came to my attention when the whole Billie-drama was going on. So I will bring up the events that happened during and after that to make my statement, even though he has done the same thing to Shane Dawson, Eugenia Cooney, Cyr and his various ex-wifes/girlfriends.

Ok so my main problem with this douchebag is that he uses his following to harass other people he simply don’t like, sending his horde of teenage fans after them in order to spew his hate. How does he do this? Well aside from spreading lies and twisting the truth to support his narrative, he shares personal texts/dm’s if he has them. I don’t know why but he thinks it’s ok because other people should just “expect” him to do that… typical psycho behavior right there btw. Not only texts but extremely personal secrets like he did with Billie. I won’t repeat it out of respect to her, but goddamn… Like why would he share that? Why would you think that sharing that extremely personal information is ok? I can’t believe someone could be sick enough to spread that kind of information over the internet just to win an argument. An argument that shouldn’t even be public btw. Why couldn’t he just leave the break up private like a normal person? Nobody needs to know about this other than the parties actually involved. I don’t give a shit who’s right or wrong in your break up-squabble, it shouldn’t be made public. Onision however just has share this to his audience in order to publicly humiliate Billie to his hundreds of thousands of followers. Which he had no right or reason to do, other than being a complete fucking psycho.

And then we have Jaclyn Glenn and Richie (Social Repose) who unfortunately came into the Gurgsters cross-hairs. I don’t know what the fuck his problem is with these two and I don’t care, you see even if they have a disagreement with each other it shouldn’t be anyone else business. Normal people talk to each other and don’t try to tarnish their reputation by using their fanbase. He’s spreading lies about Jaclyn and Richie, insinuating that Richie forced her to do her breast augmentation and that her parents didn’t love her or some ridiculous shit like that. WTF is wrong with you? Why would you spread that slanderous hurtful lie like it’s the truth? I would be fucking devastated if I was Jaclyn or Richie. Thank god that I’m not because they are way stronger than me and I would not be able to deal with this psycho harassing me.

Imagine for a second that you got plastic surgery, completely by your own volition and Gurgmeister here told his thousands of followers that your boyfriend/girlfriend forced you to do it. Wouldn’t you be devastated? People obviously believe him too, causing irreversible damage to their reputation. He spreads this damaging bullshit like it’s no big deal. Why? What the fuck do you gain from this, other than you being a sick creep who gets off on shaming and slander other people? No sane person would react to someone getting plastic surgery by doing a video completely defaming that other person.

It’s not like he does this infrequently either. As soon as someone wants nothing more to do with him, he makes it his personal crusade to spread as much bullshit about that person as he can.

Then we have his creepy forum, which I don’t want to talk too much about because it seriously makes me sick just thinking about it. He hosts this forum where underage girls post pictures of themselves. That alone would be enough to be really fucking creepy, but he goes an extra step further and uses them in his videos, rating these young girls bodies. Like what the actual fuck?! How can you not realize how sick that is? Greg will just say: “oh but I didn’t ask them to post anything.” Who fucking cares?! You are still hosting the forum and not stopping it, and nobody is forcing you to put the pictures in your videos.

Again imagine you’re a young fan who actually looks up to this guy and you seek his validation. Now imagine how it would feel if 100000+ people saw him calling you fat on youtube. This actually happened to a girl as well and understandably she was crushed.

And what’s worse is that he makes money from this, and even worse than that; he manipulates his young impressionable audience to pay him via Patreon. He makes money being a complete bully and a creep, that is absolutely unacceptable to me.

All of this is what sets him apart from other big toxic personalities on the internet. This guy is actually dangerous and he causes real, sometimes irreversible damage to other peoples lives.

Submission above

Venting Sadness

Sometimes in life we need to be strong in order to deal with life hardships. As such we try not to break down so we can make it through these trials and tribulations. Other times though you just can’t hold in those emotions and you have to let them loose. It is OK to cry if your sad :’) it will make you feel better once all that weight is off your shoulders and you can handle your stress better. If you need to cry more than once do it because sometimes what you need is a good cry. I know I did today and I’m feeling a little better. This situation post Maria is hard but I and the people of this island are going to pull through! Count on it! Mweh!

anonymous asked:

I just!! I gotta say it!! Why are there so many women thinkin they gotta wear shit for their husbands? Literally f*** men. Just like, absolutely not!!! You know what I heard the other day?? I had to witness, with my own two earsTM someone say "when my husband and I get intimate im not usually satisfied" then someone else LITERALLY said: "welcome to women hood" and laughed!!! She laughed!!! Ew??? If your man ain't making you come fu**** do the opposite (leave). I just am so riled!! Wtf???

it’s just so deeply ingrained in our society to please men - some women still wear makeup to feel pretty to impress men, women believe the whole ‘most women don’t experience an orgasm but that’s ok because we’re complicated’ thing, women have been told they’re less important or need to prioritize men because somehow men are superior. and it’s ridiculous. it’s complicated, but it sucks. i want women to realize how important and wonderful they are. don’t do shit for men if they won’t do shit for you


I want to do a mini room tour?? (Yes, and before you open that mouth of yours, I ADMIT TO BEING INSPIRED BY *HER* OK)

And I say ‘mini’ because my room is probably smaller than her ‘make up area’. I don’t have special lighting, I don’t have expensive programs to alter and edit the video with.. blahblah. I’ll be using my iPhone, and I apologize for being poor 🙃

I’ll need to create a youtube first I guess?? So it might take a bit to get some feed into the works. But it’s a project that will hopefully keep me busy and my wondering mind occupied. I also just recently opened a new toy/kidcore instagram account- so if you’re interested in that, it’s @ kawaii.toys.and.dreams on IG. Please give it a follow and show support ^_^

Okay enough bullshit from me for now. Please give me and tips or thoughts in comments and messages! And as always, my DM’s are open on my main account @ ghost.in.my.pocket on IG 💟


“he spent five hundred pounds on jeans”

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached”

“Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means”

“And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse”

“Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous”

“He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime”

“Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym”

Originally posted by imabeast78

Bubble Tea!

(Please don’t repost my work)

my lil tips for feeling better


  • wash your face at least once a day, with a cleanser and a moisturizer that works for your skin (you can add a toner and serum to the routine too)
  • keep a lip balm on you at all times
  • please try to remember to brush your teeth. i know, you’re very sleepy and your bed is very comfortable, but still
  • try out some face masks every once in awhile!


  • find a shampoo and conditioner that really works for you and makes your hair smell nice
  • try to skip using the heat tools and embrace the natural look, your hair will thank you for it
  • deep conditioner? hair masks? argan oil? go for it
  • for those of you with long hair: keep a hair tie on you at all times


  • keep a small hand cream in your purse to keep your hands from getting dry after washing them
  • maybe keep a cuticle cream in your purse too? (it really helps me stop picking at my cuticles because this motion is actually a good kind of fidgeting instead of harmful, and it keeps them from drying out in the process)
  • paint your nails a light beige/pink neutral color. it’s subtle but looks so elegant and goes with everything


  • moisturize!!!!! after every shower!!!! whether it be lotion or coconut oil or what, it’s important!! dry skin is uncomfortable and does not make you feel better
  • find a perfume you like and spray it on whenever you need a lil pick-me-up. smelling nice = feeling nice
  • take a multivitamin every! day!
  • and take your medications! don’t forget!
  • try to incorporate eating something kinda healthy every day (maybe just one fruit! that’s all!)

Voices of the Navy wives at the funeral echoed in her mind like a Greek chorus. We try to look out for each other. Well, you’ll see. It didn’t make her feel better. She didn’t want to be in their club. Didn’t want to learn how to be apart from the one person she longed to see every day.

Instagram Is A Tiny Speck In The Ginormous Oil Painting of Life

One topic I think about obsessively: Instagram. More specifically, the psychological effect it has on me.

A while ago I posted a tweet saying I felt conflicted about social media, and the responses I got were surprising. People said that Facebook gave them anxiety, only going on certain sites when their mood was stable, whilst others deleted and re-activated their accounts regularly.

Illustration by Ana Galvan

I’ve always had a love-hate relationship with these platforms but they have so many pros that it makes them hard to quit. They connect me to like-minded people, are informative, make me laugh and give me an instant connection to my fanbase. It’s amazing to feel a level of relation in real time. However, in the last year I’ve noticed that every time I go on Instagram I feel kind of flat + zapped afterwards, like somebody has literally sat on my brain for 5 minutes. It’s oddly deflating.

Social media apps are designed to make us addicted to them. Human behaviour is reward based and each time we get a “like” or a message, our brains release a hit of dopamine, which makes us feel rrrreeeeal good (until the dopamine level drops and we feel real bad). Instagram is basically digital meth. So, for the past year I’ve been deleting the app off my phone for large periods of time, then re-downloading it if I want to post something. Interestingly, the feeling I get upon returning is always the same: I’ve missed nothing!

I understand social media’s appeal most when in relation to constructing a fantasy world. I’ve used it as a creative tool on every album I’ve made. Tumblr was key to “Electra Heart” and Twitter was key to “FROOT”. But what at first seemed like an opportunity to communicate our thoughts in an uncensored way has become a vehicle for us to present ourselves in the way that we would like to be seen by others. And this is what makes me feel weird about posting sometimes. A review I read of the film ’Ingrid Goes West’ nailed this feeling: “We use these platforms to lie and intentionally curate our lives”. The curating part hits a chord with me. It makes me feel icky, because I’ve surely, if subconsciously, done this - the majority of us have if we’re using the platform. How do I get around that and use it in a healthier way? Do I just delete the whole thing or do I need to be aware of the reason I want to post something? i.e. Is it to share an image I love, or is to make people think of me in a certain way? The latter creeps me out. It scares me.

Illustration by Allegra Lockstadt

Recently, a friend said he had been going through a difficult period, so he hadn’t gone on Instagram for about a month. “Why would I? Everyone is having such a great time”. Ohhh, the digital illusion of happiness. OK, some people are genuinely having a great time, and they want to share that great time with you, but they’re not having a good time all the time. And that’s the key to remember when we’re embarking on a scrolling spree into the darkest depths of existential hell at 2am. Social media is a tiny speck in the ginormous oil painting of human life. We all have problems. We present the good parts of ourselves because it’s anathema to document the true nature of our lives, which inevitably consist of moments of disappointment, loneliness and embarrassment. None of these things look pretty or cool (no, not EVEN if you put the Mayfair filter on top of them), and I can totally see how it all started out innocently. We all love sharing special moments, but because these moments hold social currency online, we’re now doing only that. It’s easy to see how people can feel disappointed when their own lives don’t measure up in a similar way.

Illustration by Lan Truong

We’re still in the infancy of the internet, trying to navigate technology in a way that is beneficial to our lives, but I sense a shift towards a desire to portray our lives more realistically. I notice more people sharing an experience or story in the caption of a selfie/ photograph that provides more of a picture of their life than the actual photo ever could. But I still wonder how we can evolve online culture into a space that is less image-focused/ self-driven, because I worry about the psychological effects that an image-focused culture might have on a young person’s self-esteem. 20 years ago, posting a stream of pictures of only my face would have been considered borderline narcissistic, but now it’s normal. And I’m not judging this - I’m talking from the perspective of someone who has done this a’plenty and who has been a part of that culture, particularly at the height of an album campaign. Maybe all Instagram has done is magnify what seems to have always been true, that humans value beauty to excess.

Ok, I’ll end this post by saying this: If I never go on Instagram again, my life won’t lack anything because of it. Assuming I use it 20 minutes a day, I’ll get back 122 hours a year - for free! The reality is, I’ll probably continue to use it, but it’s important to me to see these platform for what they are, not what they appear to be. They’re addictive, comparative, take my time and give little back in return.

I’ll leave you with my fave comment which came from @FKASimon.

Quite, Simon, Quite.

Love, Marina

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The white road

I am 24 when my doctor tells me that I was abused. She doesn’t tell me what happened to me, or plant any memories that weren’t already there. She takes what I have told her and she puts it all inside those six letters, that one word.

Before she takes my memories and gives me that word, I tell her that I have made the appointment because I want to know why I can’t stand being touched. I tell her that I’m 24 and I’m sick of flinching when shop assistants hand me my change, just in case their fingers brush against my palm and there is that fire again, the one that rushes up from my bone to the membrane of my skin any time it comes into contact that I wasn’t expecting. I tell her that I have been trying to do this properly, from dating to everything else, and it’s like I’m blocked. It’s like I’m missing a piece of myself that makes me an adult, or perhaps even a human, and I don’t know where it’s gone.

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i thought about death last on a tuesday. i thought about how decay is supposed to smell sweet and i wondered what that meant for its taste. i have no intention to find out, though i know curiosity, like cat to mouse, has a way of digging her claws in.

i thought about life last night. not just the sunrise, or the stars. not just the way the world goes dizzy at the edges when you hold your breath, but the way that the air feels in the aftermath of a storm. particles lightning-charged with the same kind of life that lingers in the synapses of a brain at the edge of discovery.

this morning i thought about you. you. you are hard to fold into words. i find that your curves do not like the way sentences feel when i try to hold them up against you, to see if i caught your image within them. the comparison is as weak as i was when i saw you last tuesday, or when you smiled at me last night.

tonight? who knows. the thing is, i think these days i laugh more than i cry, but i still think about death. i haven’t looked at the stars in a while but i still see them, and i will always watch for storms. you do not complete me as i was a person before you, but i like that we could live alone. it means we choose not to.

l.s. | i still think © 2017 


“It was amazing. It’s funny because Willam, Alaska and I were doing a gig in London maybe two years ago, and a friend of mine was like, ‘my friend Aaron is Little Mix’s hair person and they love you guys and they were wondering if they could come to a show’. They came along and hung out in our dressing room – it was so funny, Little Mix hanging out in OUR dressing room. Jade is the superfan, she wears our merch. Some promo she did, she was wearing a Courtney Act tank top, it’s so fabulous. They messaged us and asked us if we wanted to be in their music video. They were so lovely, and their mums were there, and Jade’s mum came and hung out in our dressing area. We just sat there having a kiki. She came around at Drag Con and queued up, it’s adorable. We were like, 'it’s ok, nobody will mind if Jade skips the queue’.” - Courtney Act