i just needed to make something bc of that face

imagine

someone/something makes connor laugh (which barely ever happens) and to everyone’s surprise connor’s laugh is really soft and adorable?? everyone is dying
they’re all like “hoLY SHIT SOMEONE CALL 911 CONNOR IS LAUGHING AND ITS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEAR T”

tree bros addition bc i’m trash: evan getting all blushy over it and when connor asks him why his face is so red evan is just like “you um.. have a really. uh, cute laugh,, is all *sweats*” and connor starts blushing too and they’re just gay nerds in love i’m sorry

Monsta X: yelling at them during an argument

Shownu: this could end up with one of two ways, 1: completely freezes up and forgets all about the things that were gonna come flying out of his mouth, or 2: he’d break down. Is lost for words, and doesn’t even remember why the fight broke out in the first place. He wouldn’t want to cause any more strain in your relationship, and will definitely apologize to you, asking for your forgiveness and to forget that it ever happened.

Wonho: I don’t think this would particularly get a huge reaction out of him. Simply bc you’re arguing and both are yelling at this point, so he’d understand that you got caught up in your emotions and yelled very loudly at him. He’d try and clear the air between you, responding with a quiet “I’m sorry, y/n…I didn’t mean for it to bother you like this.” He’ll hesitantly take you in his arms and rock you back and forth, while you apologize for your burst of insults.

Minhyuk: this will make him stop in his tracks and think about what he just said that upset you. If it was something he truly didn’t mean, he’d start apologizing right away, bc he rarely argues with you and would prefer to always keep things honest between both of you. It will break his heart to see you this upset, esp if you start crying or wanting to get away from him. He’d try his best to get back on your good side and promise you he’d never do anything like this ever again.

Kihyun: I really don’t see him fighting with anyone to the point of them lashing out at him- he’s just not that type of person. Sure, he’d say some things in a sly way that makes him seem better than you, but only if he’s really angry, and he doesn’t mean it. He’d instantly take back anything he said that made you scream at him like that. He would never leave your side unless you needed some time away from him, then he’d truly be upset and would do anything he can to make it up to you.

Hyungwon: another one to say something passive, in a ‘I don’t care about this or you’ kinda way, and this could upset the nicest person. He’d eye you warily, to see if you’re genuinely upset with him or just wanting him to shut up. If it’s the latter, he’ll keep going until you burst, so it’s bound to happen anyway. He’d need some time to reflect, and see where things went wrong. Ofc he’ll apologize, but politely request that you apologize as well bc it’s only fair, and his feelings were hurt too.

Jooheon: his face would drop immediately, and rushes over to you, forgetting all about the fight. “Oh my god, y/n, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that, please don’t be angry with me, I’m sorry I upset you.” Would feel so bad, even after a while. Won’t admit it, but he was actually very scared by your reaction, esp when you’re not the type to yell or even be loud in general.

I.M.: he’d be taken aback, unsure of how to respond. If you’d just thrown an insult, he’d need to walk away and get some air before coming back with a clear head and confront you. But if you’d just told him to stop arguing with you, he’d swallow hard and almost tear up- he never meant to upset you and get you all riled up. He’d calmly explain why he said the things he did, and apologize afterwards, giving you many kisses and back rubs.

Originally posted by sonhyunwoomx

Not to be a dick or anything
  • But I'm waiting for a flash episode were Barry's and iris relationship wont be the center of attention.
  • I mean, seriously, making a ship as the center of attention is ruining the show, i want more of cisco's and Barry's friendship, more of caitlin/killer frost, even more as iris as a person and not as flash's little cheerleader seriously, the women have 3 months to live and instead of letting her doing something useful she's just being Barry Allen's girlfriend.
  • I miss iris west of season 1, the Iris that faced danger and had passion to be someone and do something.
  • I hate westallen as a ship mostly bc of that, this ship ruined barry and iris as individual characters (mostly iris tho) and its making the show trashy and even annoying. I love iris and i love barry, both are amazing and can do so much but instead the writers keeping iris as a the fragile one that needs protection and only there to be barry's cheerleader.
  • *i hope no one got offended by that its just what i think and it doesn't mean i don't like iris and/or barry*
  • Ps. I ship SnowBarry but it seriously have nothing to do with what i wrote.

Can we talk about how precious and adorable everything in “Welcome to My Life” is? So pure and precious… I’d really love it if CN would make this into something bigger; it’s definitively good enough to!!!
T-Kash is a truly pure cinnamon roll, I love him and I jus wanna squish that adorable chubby face ♥

Seventeen Reaction to: Receiving Nudes While At Practice [NSFW]

i’m having so much fun writing these smutty reactions lol

S.Coups: intense lip biting ensues. he appreciates the picture, not only for what he’s seeing but also because it means you’re thinking of him, craving his touch. however, what he doesn’t appreciate is being surrounded by the guys when you send him the nude.

so he can’t help flinching when chan comes running up to him, “hyung, hyung, guess what!” and his innocent eyes stare deep into his soul. he feels like he needs to be the responsible one, esp. in front of the younger ones. but he can’t ignore the dull throb in his trousers, can’t help messing up the rest of practice bc his mind is elsewhere. he sends you a text, “be ready for me when i’m home. you’re in big trouble, baby girl”

Originally posted by yogyurts

Jeonghan: smirks and laughs a little in disbelief. he never expected you would do this while he was at practice. “did (Y/N) text you something cute?” voices joshua, at his friends sudden change in demeanor.

“yeah, yeah, you can say that,” jeonghan replies, sending you a sneaky pic back of his collarbones and neck, dripping in sweat. two could play at that game

Originally posted by shownusgrl

Joshua: is completely horrified. not by what he sees, of course, but by the reaction it has on him. he turns entirely red, feels ashamed at how he’s immediately turned on, even while surrounded by his friends that felt more like family

Originally posted by vernon---baby

Jun: blushes a little but is also tremendously happy. it’s not a rare occurrence for you two to tease each other in public like that so he has no issue with focusing on practice again after seeing the pic, even though it’s imprinted on his mind

Originally posted by itseventeen-hasmoved

Hoshi: spaces out, just staring at the pic, taking in every detail he can. he doesn’t even realise he’s done this until there’s a firm hand on his shoulder and seungcheol’s voice whispers in his ear, “be more discreet, soonyoung. what if chan had been standing behind you instead of me? and we’ve still got more practice left, worry about that stuff later.”

now soonyoung’s embarrassed and can’t look s.coups in the eye, or any of the boys really, afraid that they had seen your nude on his phone too

Originally posted by mountean

Wonwoo: is able to mask his shock but can’t hide the blush forming. mingyu notices, asks him what’s wrong. wonwoo plays it off as being hot from practice, with a level tone. it’s convincing, so mingyu goes back to playing around on his phone. wonwoo only wishes he could convince his groin just as well, crossing his legs and hoping it goes away before they have to go back to practice

Originally posted by wonwomin

Woozi: wishes he’d never checked his damn phone. now, his break is ruined. instead of being able to relax; he’s tense and aggravated. why did you have to be so damn frustrating? tempting him while he’s with the guys? now he’s just thinking about sex, about making you pay when he gets home. he texts you a warning, telling you he’s going to fuck you into unconsciousness for being such a tease, meaning it 100%

Originally posted by hoshbun

DK: unintentionally gasps, nearly dropping his phone. “what, what?” some of the boys wonder, hurrying to his side in curiousity.

“n-nothing! i just remembered that i, uh, i didn’t ring my mom today” cue nervous laughter. annoyed that nothing interesting had happened, the boys wandered off and he’s left to stare at the picture, curled up in a corner of the practice room. his jaw is slack, breathing deepening.

seungcheol notices, comes over to press the back of his hand to dokyum’s forehead. “ah, you’re burning up, dongsaeng. why didn’t you tell me you were sick? maybe you should just go home early and get some rest?” and dk leaps at the opportunity, knowing he wouldn’t have been able to focus on practice anyway, not with something so good waiting for him at home. once outside, he runs the entire way home

Originally posted by faceofdistaste

Mingyu: without meaning to, his jaw drops and he looks around, to see if anyone had caught a glimpse of his phones screen. the others are either messing about, laying down or preoccupied on their own phones. except wonwoo, who’s blushing and not making eye contact. mingyu scoots over, saying quietly, “i know you saw, hyung. please cover me while i try to sneak past seungcheol, will you?” awkwardly, his friend swiftly nods his head while mingyu waits until s.coups is busy before sneaking out

Originally posted by littlemingyu

The8: nudges jun, whispers, “hey, guess what” but doesn’t wait for a reply, “i’m getting laid when i go home.” with a grin, his friend proudly thumps his back; “nice one, minghao. then i’ll do your chores when the rest of us get back to the dorm. but you’ll owe me for it!” minghao nods, really appreciating how jun always had his back #bromance

Originally posted by scoupstv

Seungkwan: soooo dramatic about it. with a gasp, he drops his phone and it clatters loudly, sliding across the dance floor. “what?” the other 12 chorus.

“n-nothing,” seungkwan stutters, trying to reach for his phone but they know it’s not “nothing” so hoshi, dk and dino race him for the phone, leading to the four grappling in the middle of the dance studio for it.

seungcheol intervenes, snatching the phone and holding it out of reach of the squabbling boys, in a pile on the floor. “yah, boys! no fight - ” he catches sight of the screen, goes completely silent. decides to lock it and hand the phone back to seungkwan. then walks away. seungkwan is shouting apologies after him, telling him it’s all you, not him. he’s a good boy, he swears, his mother raised him right. and now the rest are REALLY curious. this leads to lots of arguing and shouting and practice ends up finishing shortly after bc no one can focus when they’re too busy trying to figure out what happened

Originally posted by cosmic----latte

Vernon: chokes on his water, coughing violently. seungkwan beats his back, asking, “what’s wrong?” once he’s caught his breath, hansol replies, “ah, nothing, man. just mom telling me i have to babysit whenever i go back home.” but he’s hella shifty and can’t make eye contact so seungkwan knows what’s up. “ah, did (Y/N) say something dirty?”

the uncomfortable laugh and “hah! uh, no ??” tells him all he needs to know

Originally posted by americanhyung

Dino: no one is sending tHIS CHILD NUDES, YA HEAR? just look at that cute face instead

Originally posted by satanteen17

Worries for RQ (discussion pls!)

So as much as I hate to admit, the first half of King’s Cage wasn’t too physically exciting (I love getting inside Mare’s head though of course).

And zooming out on the book as a whole not a WHOLE lot of stuff happened? Super basically Mare was trapped, she tried to escape and failed, they went to the lake lands, the wedding happened and mare was free, she spent some time at camp, they battled at corvium, then the epilogue (while I’m still in denial about that last part)…

So of course as we all know, a LOT OF STUFF needs to/we want to happen, so I’m wondering if we’re just not gonna get a lot of insight into the POV minds or something? Bc we have to learn about Iris, Julian has to discover the secret behind newbloods, Volo Cal and Maven have to “destroy each other”, Cal and Maven have to face each other, Mare and Cal have to settle in some way, Evangeline needs redemption with Elane and her parents, Farley needs time with Clara, after a single kingdom comes out, the Scarlet Guard has to make peace with them or something idk.

I understand not all of it is 100% spot on probably Bc obviously I’m not the author but I’m just worried about the quality of the book if so much stuff has to happen.

Any thoughts? @queeniriscygnet @didmavenkillyou–metoo @lightinggirlxredqueen @chaoslaborantin @bearerofthelightmare @ any RQ blog honestly

Day6: proposing to their long-term girlfriend

Jae: everyone avoids him like the plague bc they know he’s literally a walking vegetable and can’t even process what’s around him- so yeah he’s basically dead scared. Thinks over it so many times that his brain is all fried up, so someone definitely has to give him a little push in order for him to go through with it. Once he’s got everything together, it’s not as hard anymore. He knows you love him, and completely in love with you, so he lets his emotions do all of the talking. He probably does it over a quiet night while you two are cuddling or watching movies.

Sungjin: ok so he’d also be one to over think it, but he’d be 10x more confident than jae just bc there’s no doubts about your feelings for him. He’d for sure want it to be special, and make it a night you won’t forget. He’d make it private tho, just bc he might (will) cry lol no one else needs to see that. He’d set up a nice environment in a quiet restaurant, booking a room just for you two. Might write something and recite it bc he’ll probably forget what he’s trying to say. He’d be in tears halfway through it so you’d have to say yes before another fountain of tears flows out.

Youngk: why do I feel like he’d do it randomly and out of nowhere? Like imagine having a romantic date with him the night before, and he’s spending hours just staring at your face the next morning just bc he can’t sleep for some reason. He feels as though his heart is gonna burst and he can’t quite explain why, so when you wake up, he’s still in a sort of daze, just in awe of you. “Marry me, y/n” and that’d be the end of it. He probably already bought some rings for you guys, as he was planning on giving it to you for your birthday as promise rings, but now it seems like an even better idea.

Wonpil: would need so much consulting and advice from his hyungs, or even his parents. He’s so conflicted and doesn’t know if this is what you might want, or even if it’s what he wants. He’d be a ball of nerves and you’d sense it throughout your whole date as he takes you to where you two first met. The only one who bought an actual engagement ring and is ready to present it to you. As you’re walking together, enjoying each others company, he suddenly stops you and looks you deep in the eye as he lists the things that he loves about you and how you completely changed his life for the better, before getting on his knees and pouring his heart out.

Dowoon: he’d keep it secret from everyone, not really wanting all the attention or the chance to jinx it. But he’d actually try several times, only to end up making himself look like a fool and say he was joking. Only when you’d start to become suspicious, though, that’s when you’ll confront him and he’d spill out all his emotions. He knows he can’t back out now, so he might as well. He’d sit you down and explain why he’s so scared- he hasn’t told his parents, or your parents, do you even want to marry him? What if something goes wrong? What if you’re too young? You’d have to shut him up with a kiss in order for him to actually man up and ask you.

Originally posted by jaechicken

Irrelevant but Brian’s smile,,,,kms

☆☆IMPORTANT: 30 tips from fellow wise thunderbirds to first-years at UBC

Last week, we asked our followers what they wish someone had told them in first year. We hope that this post will help with surviving first-year at UBC! (I put a ★ beside the ones that I think are extra important.) Reblog and share on Facebook with your friends who are going into first-year!

Here it goes. Take notes!

I wish someone had told me that…

  1. ★ you don’t need to be friends with people in your dorm because some of them are toxic to you academically and personally. Your well being is more important.
  2. I don’t have to be involved in everything, but it will take time to find that one passion. Plus, there’s more to do in Brock Hall than paying your tuition (aka hidden study desks on 2nd floor).
  3. you should join clubs. Go to them. Stick with one that you find the most friends in. Also, become chatty with your profs.
  4. it’s going to take a lot more effort than in high school to make friends who will stick around after the class ends.
  5. meal plan money won’t last forever, don’t pick your major in first year no matter how confident you feel, you should always talk to your prof when you’re falling behind or facing hardship, time goes by way too fast (enjoy it!)
  6. there was a full Timmy’s on campus instead of learning about it on my last day if first semester. #thembagels
  7. ★ UBC is bigger than you could ever imagine, that there are so many hidden opportunities out there that aren’t advertised, so dig around and talk to upper-year students! Next thing you know, you’re in fourth year and you finally hear about something cool in your last semester.
  8. ★ I should wait buying my textbook to see if your prof actually uses them & that it’ll be okay.
  9. you will make friends eventually, fear not
  10. ★ 8am in high school is NOT the same thing as 8am in university.
  11. I should JOIN a club. Not just normally sign up for various clubs but not give a damn about all of their activities because you are sooo busy with schools. ACTUALLY GET INVOLVE. You’ll thank me later ;)
  12. you do NOT need to buy your textbooks from the bookstore! Use slugbooks.com to price compare.
  13. ★ if you’re facing mental health issues like depression GET HELP. There is no shame in taking care of your mental well being!
  14. if you get sick or something before your bc health gets processed go to pine free community clinic first, do not freak out
  15. don’t be afraid to ask questions or even answer questions, your answers/queries aren’t as stupid as you’d think + could help others
  16. Go to Office Hours! 5 minutes can make a world of difference with your prof or TA. Also join a club- one that sounds fun! Meet with advisors
  17. ★ a W looks better than an F.
  18. relying solely on friends made through high school would be devastating to my social life throughout my university years and continuing past graduation.
  19. I shouldn’t take Math 100 or a full course load in the first semester of first year.
  20. this isn’t high school, and serious relationships are a mistake.
  21. ★ doing badly in your first year is not okay, actually.
  22. IKBLC isn’t a place for productive studying.
  23. I shouldn’t wear my UBC housing lanyard around my neck as it will identify me as a first year.
  24. reading chapter 1 of my new textbooks at the library is a complete waste of time.
  25. ★ I should do the chapter readings BEFORE attending class. It’s much more beneficial than going to lecture and reading about the material afterwards. That way, the professors go through the material that you already know and you can ask better questions.
  26. you should always rent textbooks if given the option.
  27. ★ it’s okay to eat lunch alone time to time.
  28. even if you live on campus, and you had to wake up early during high school, you will still suffer if you choose 8am courses.
  29. I should try harder to make friends in first year, and hang out with people outside of class too. Now it’s awkward to suddenly be all chatty when we’ve seen each other every other day for a year without saying anything.
  30. ★ you can (should) go to different professors if your class prof sucks.

-WWSCUBC and Campus Squirrel

PLL GUSH TIME

okay okay okay but Troian as a director is everything i need in this life!!

the camera work was SO. GOOD. the acting? off the scale when compared with previous episodes this season. people from earlier seasons coming back - lucas & wren in particular who have been there from the very beginning - and actually having something to do with charlotte?!

that voice behind aria’s simulated face is computerised so even though it may sound like paige or sydney, hopefully this is just to throw us all off. that was a good episode and it acc makes me sad to realise the show is ending bc when the show is trash i’m like ‘get off my screen’ but when it’s good i’m like ’… GIVE ME MORE’.

anyway. good episode. i still suspects literally everyone. also, mona is a babe and needs to be appreciated more.

anon:answer - part1

Anon ask : please do theories from jongin’s perspective ;_;

Eyy there anon-nie, sorry for the very delayed reply (actually I had written my answer earlier, but my tumblr inbox crashed /cry blood/ bc apparently my gifs+nonsensewords game is too strong)

your eyes, prepare them *dundundun*

ADDED: SORRY, I have posted it earlier/yesterday but shit happened (the gifs/picts missing mannnn) and then I had to delete it /le cry blood again/ since im such a tumblr noob

[As always, this is how I perceive things* (*things = dem kaisoo moments), I am not a professional nor qualified nor certificated nor expert of “body language and all that jazz”. i do not know these boys personally, everything is based on things* I have found/seen on internet cuz I have no life, this prob will be weird and deluded af]

Note #1: even tho this is “from jongin’s perspective” my words are written NOT on the behalf of jongin nor kyungsoo. I don’t and never will claim to speak on the behalf of either of them. This is from deluded 3rd person/outsider/stranger’s point of view.

Note #2: I am a trash and I have no shame to remind it to y’all. So if u think shipping is annoying, kaisoo is annoying, kaisoo shipper is annoying and fking deluded and loud cuz they cant control their feels and apparently they are at fault too bc many people appreciate their works (such as fanfics and fanarts etc) –

tbh how can that even be their fault? Like u mad cuz other ppl get compliments, like honestly? r u for real? Like fuck logic, yeah? And you are angry cuz we are loud here in tumblr? Loud about kaisoo on kaisoo tag? Like what? I mean what? Just… I don’t understand? I thought we r all liberals here man. I don’t know that our freedom of speech is limited here on tumblr? Then where should we speak out loud then? where should we spazz and vent out our feelings then? on the street? Yelling like an actual crazy person? I thought dictatorial communism isn’t part of internet but I guess I am wrong, of course we have to follow you oh the mighty and glorious majesty, the ruler of the internet, of course we shall seal our lips, or more like tie our fingers, to stop us worshipping our holy ship. Of course.

– anyway, if you are one of those people, skip this post. Don’t ever look at it. Forget it exists. you can leave me a hate mail and I wouldn’t care – please be creative if you do though ahaha no.

Note #3: since I feel this topic has a really wide range (since there are so many things that had happened on this ship to be discussed), so im gonna separate this answer into parts (the reason is bc I don’t want to risk any thing again since this is my 2nd attempt already and if this thing becomes too long again and then shit happens, like crashed or the image wouldn’t load bc of my noob-ish-ness, at least it wont take such amount of time for me to re-do it…),

anyway, this [PART1] will contain: jongin’s “don’t want to eat with that hyung” moment that turned into “become the closest the fastest”, to how he smiles at soo, looking, touching, ‘cute&love’ associated w/ ksoo

again im crazy dont listen to me /hurr-durr/ 

Now lets get this started; just like with soo before, Im gonna start with “I don’t want to eat with that hyung”

He looked so guilty when yeol mentioned and then yeol mentioned they [kaisoo] became the closest in exo. Im gonna be honest here, I don’t have any conspiracy theory/delulu shit to say opinion on jongin’s part/action, since this event of misunderstanding was occurred bc of ksoo’s action and I think I have explained it enough in my first post about the reason that I believe why ksoo couldn’t look at jongin

still im gonna remind y’all why I take astigmatism as such a bullshit reason, bc:

1. no other members had complained about this “he didn’t want to look at me” about soo, it’s only kai, and as far as I know the only thing that lil bit similar to this was; (in some translation notes) lay said that “i thought d.o was cold but turn out he isn’t, he is friendly” ((?) not exact words but basically that was what he said, btw this is from magazine interview, I don’t remember what magazine),

yet (IMHO) this feels very far different with jongin’s “don’t want to eat w/ that hyung”, bc even tho lay thought ksoo was cold it didn’t have that much impact on him, lay only said this as his first impression (bc he said “I thought…”, meaning that he only felt like that, right?) and he didn’t push it any further, unlike jongin who seemed to take it – ksoo’s attitude – seriously (proven by him didn’t want to eat with ksoo)… well of course I mean jongin did say ksoo didn’t want to look at him (so it makes sense?) and unlike in lay’s case, “he felt/thought [ksoo was a cold]”, in jongin’s case “he experienced it [soo didn’t want to look at him]”, do u get what am I saying? can you already feel my delulu radiates from your screen? Hm?

2. Now let’s “pretend” that astigmatism was the real reason ksoo couldn’t look at jongin. then why only jongin? I suspect ksoo must have avoided jongin(‘s eyes) often in their early/first encounters, bc it left such a deep impression (that made jongin didn’t want to go out together w/ him), if it was only one or two times ksoo didn’t look at jongin when they were talking….

(why I assume “when they were talking” while the gif[‘s sub] only said “he wouldn’t look at me”? bc jongin knew soo didn’t look at him, meaning he looked at soo while soo doing this [avoiding his eyes/face], then why he looked at soo when soo did this? why he found soo’s action was rude? at that time they just barely met, if soo was idle or busy doing his own things, ofc jongin wouldn’t find it rude for soo not look at him. thus it makes sense to conclude that soo didn’t look at jongin when they were talking),

…then jongin wouldn’t have such an impression about soo (bc if its just once or twice, you wouldn’t think about it right? You prob wouldn’t make a big a deal about something that happened for once or twice that involves someone you just met, but jongin had such impression about soo, meaning this had happened quite a lot/in repetitive pattern for him to notice and took it inside his heart/mind).

I’m not that knowledgeable about astigmatism but what I know is this eyes condition mainly causing your vision to be distorted and blurred, so based on these two major symptoms, (imo) it doesn’t make sense that astigmatism caused soo couldn’t look at jongin’s properly while they were talking…. (if jongin said “ksoo stared at me a lot when we’re talking” or “ksoo often squinted his eyes when he talked to me” etc etc… then it would match [more fit/appropriate] with ksoo’s eyes condition, instead of “he [ksoo] didn’t want to look at me. i thought he was in bad mood…” being paired with “bc ksoo has astigmatism”, imo it doesn’t fit at all….but prob just me idk IM A TRASH OKAY, A BIASED TRASH, don’t listen to me)

And after this “didn’t want to eat w/ that hyung” incident happened and solved they became the closest. I cant make any speculation/delulu theory about how they made up, bc until this day there is no interview about it nor any other members *coughchanyeolcoughcough* blabber about it, so I assume that how the way they solved this misunderstanding is only exclusive for them to know (perhaps someone outside exo knows or maybe other members know, but like I have said before that maybe there is some sort of unspoken rules for certain things between other members…)

I suspect that this misunderstanding was solved w/ jongin as the initiator bc i had mentioned jongin is a blunt person (as it had been said by some members in a radio interview)  even tho he is quite reserved like ksoo in my prev post, 

so MAYBE he asked soo why soo avoiding to look at him or MAYBE this thing was resolved bc they were being paired in the same room in the dorm and sooner or later soo had to look at jongin (soo couldn’t avoid him forever) and then bam they became closer; prob bc they have same interests? Like movie, anime/cartoon; pororo, prince of tennis, one piece: [jongin’s phone stickers, soo imitated franky on the stage when exo in japan], jongin’s ‘crayon/pencil shincan’ sticker on his phone case… (I sound so creepy rn… don’t judge me mmkay, I gained this information once upon a time when I was browsing tumblr at 2 AM. my brain decided to burn this info inside my memory…) MAYBE is the key-word cuz I don’t know shit okay, im deluded af

I mean MAYBE, I am all wrong here, maybe all the things i have written are bunch of crazy bullshit, maybe we are all wrong here, and need to visit the asylum for seeing things, bc they could be just a pair of mere co-workers, nothing beyond that, it could be just how S.Korean men do skinship to show the over-flowing cares and attentions they have to each other inside their beautiful, blooming and wonderful friendship. what do I know anyway I’m just an uncultured ignorant swine

something interesting also happens between the members bc of this “don’t wanna eat w/ that hyung” incident bc they like to make fun of jongin about this matter, like why? why the other members love to rub this incident on jongin’s face? do they think this incident as something special, is it bc this thing is so ironic since now kaisoo is the closest? But don’t you think it’s a lil bit too much, I mean IF kaisoo just a pair of regular friends then why other members try that hard to remind jongin of his awkward misunderstanding about his closest hyung in front of the camera? Why do they enjoy it so much to put jongin in such flustered condition? Why?

I just love how chanyeol threw that topic, again, twice.

I mean look at him, his smile was so full of guilty… and the smile only lasted for few seconds…

“cant look bc of astigmatism”…  later on this guy stretched himself on top of jongin without blinking

Now lets move on from ‘don’t wanna eat with that hyung’ to ‘become the closest members’, as you may have known, after a while yeol moved in kaisoo’s room, in radio interview (I don’t have the link, nor I have watched it, I only saw the gifs or was it translation notes? Idr…) yeol said that kai always locks the bathroom door when he takes shower (I assume that each room in the dorm has its own bathroom, since if yeol was talking about shared bathroom, then why he mentioned this habit of kai few weeks later after he moved in with kaisoo then? why he didn’t notice this habit and then blabber it sooner before he moved in? hence I think he was talking about kai’s habit in their shared bedroom’s bathroom),

(Okay thanks to the anon who told me before, I watched the video again, so basically the lady asked kai (for dancing in the shower) bc D.O mentioned it first. It was around the minutes 35-ish. Exo Sina Interview.)

 the gifs above telling us that ksoo walked in when jongin was taking shower (and dancing too), why he didn’t lock the door when (as far as I know at that time) he and soo shared bedroom only for 2 of them? Hmmmm? yeah there is probability his habit of locking the bathroom door started bc of this event, BUT when he mentioned about D.O saw him, he didnt look, uncomfortable? ashamed? he giggled… like “lol hyung saw me”, so it makes me doubt he starts the locking bathroom door thingy bc of this BUT HEY THIS IS PERHAPS JUST ME SEEING THINGS FROM DELUSHIT EYES

Look at him changing his shoulders stance and then threw a damn smirk at the end. He was in ‘guarded’ position – his arms were placed in front of his body (according to some articles that I have read, if a person lying they would put something as a barrier; it could be their arms, purse, a cup, etc, between them and the other person / interviewer), so hommie aint lying about their pororo ritual bc he ‘unguarded’ as soon as he mentioned “me and kyungsoo…” (again this is just how I see things, also notice he gulped first before he spoke, his cheeks/jaw tensed and then his corner lips tugged up too. Before he spoke he was in hunched position, when he spoke he moved his upper torso, leaning it forward, like in “attacking” stance? Like um, proud of the words that flow out his mouth? IDK IM CRAZY YO PERHAPS JUST OVERNANALYZING THINGS

Many others (including me) have notice he often has a proud expression when he talks about ksoo (or when other praises soo, like when suho talked about ‘chart’, or when ksoo sings), and that damn smirk he gave after he said “[we] watch pororo together” was like a mocking? Idk like ‘bitch me and soo have special ritual and u don’t how sad ur life is /laughs/’. idk maybe this is just me ;__; /save me from this delusional state/

Also speaking of pororo I heard that jongin bought his niece a bucket of flower and a pororo doll /cue to scream like banshee/, the anon (not my anon btw, it was kyungsoosbumhole’s anon who said this) speculated that the reason jongin brought 2 gifts bc one of them from ksoo? Idk if it’s true but even tho im not sure but just thinking about it makes me giddily happy  

And I know this is about jongin now, but look at soo when jongin said soo was the tidiest and soo fucking bit his lips cuz he was so fucking giddy like “omigash jongin praises me AFHGSFDHLG” 

soo fucking folded jongin’s shirt and when he got praised by jongin he looked so giddily happy and it seems he only does this to jongin bc no other members said about this (like for ex other would say ‘yeah he folded mine too! He is so tidy!’, but no one did so)… again just jongin… /groan happily/

i’ve heard that soo helps around the dorm, I heard he cooks (the manager said he does this often on weekend, suho also said that ksoo helped him in the dorm – something involving cooking while if its cleaning, xiumin will handle it), he even wiped luhan’s sweat, he tied tao’s shoelaces and he helped yeol often too (with his mic, outfit, etc)

but when he does it to jongin, it’s different? I mean he blew jongin’s mic for fuck sake and always there to fuss over about jongin (jongin’s mic – the one that being hold and the one that being glued on their face/cheek, non-existent eyelashes, water bottles, clothes, etc), its like jongin gets special treatment,

also folding shirt is quite personal don’t cha think? like usually people would just nag and throw the shirt somewhere else if their just-platonic-hommie-bro-roommate being a pig, …or the hommies would be ‘like nah man just move it somewhere else I’ll deal with it later’, perhaps ‘they would say thanks dude for folding my shirt’ but will they show it off later to the world? Like ‘hey you know what? My hommie folded my shirt yesterday! He is so neat! … and also very cute and also he makes me want to coddle him, and he makes me smile all the time idk he’s just very cute, and his lips look so plushy too, I want to touch them while I feed them sweet, but you know, of course in the most heterosexual way… #no homo’

and this might sound sexist (I know this does NOT apply to ALL, so sorry in advance boys) but it’s rare for boys do this, especially do this for another boy’s sake; unless they are really really really close like so close they did eskimo kiss on the stage… and don’t give me, OMIGOSH ITS JUST ABOUT THE ANGLE OF THE CAMERA, bc no, man, no, they were standing straight right in the front of camera – if baek and jonghyun didn’t stand in front of them, we could see them clearly – so, what angle? Like what is this angle do you speak of? Is this angle the same creature as kim jongin’s non-existent fallen eyelashes that do kyungsoo picked off his cheek? I mean if its from the side, sure, but straight in front of camera? and they also pressed their cheeks together after that eskimo kiss, is that the magic of camera’s angle again??  Sure, hon),

ofc this is just camera’s angle playing trick to us

another version

THE CAMERA ANGLE IS CASTING A SPELL TO OUR EYES

there are many other moments about jongin showing off his love  uh-pardon me—i mean his very platonic best friend :)  soo to the world (or more like stage, just look how often he points soo when soo is singing) or showing off how close they are (like that “we watch pororo together”, “we created fake cinema, JUST THE TWO OF US, with popcorn too”, “he saw me dancing naked”, “I dun call him hyung cuz we’re close”, “he is not quiet you have to know how to approach him” etc…), it would make me write a damn book with sequel too if I decided to discuss about all of them moments, cuz there are so many…

now lets move on to how jongin always associate ksoo with cute, heart, and love… tbh I would like to simply just say ‘hommie is so whipped af’, but I think the asking anon wouldn’t be satisfied if I only answer with that

so again, IMO, It seems that jongin really adores ksoo,  bc the constant “cute” and “love” he keeps associate with soo seem sincere, I don’t believe this is part of fanservice… like when he chose that s.e.s – love song for soo, too subtle to be fanservice and when he called soo cute (when baek said soo looked dumb) he looked startled ((?) like ‘oh shit’) when he realized that there was a camera, or that “hyung should take care of his voice, I’m worried, I love you”, he looked really sincere when he said this, but what do I know I’m just a fucking trash

he mouthed gwi yeo weo  귀여워 , which means ‘you’re cute’, right?

yeol and luhan hesitated but jongin immediately pointed at soo

lol hyung so funny

look at jongin stopped smiling as soon as baek looked at his direction (and baek had his mouth clamped when he saw jongin muttered cute) 

in the video he didnt even laugh/grin when he said this, his face just straight (and then he dropped the paper and that was it)

Mind you that he said “i’ll only give you an unchanging love” instead of S.E.S – love (bc it was supposed to be a clue, I guess, so he couldn’t say the song’s title)

his name wasn’t even mentioned by soo yet people know it was him who wrote this bc;

1. He had said this to soo before and had associated the word love with soo before (showtime),

2. He grinned happily and had expecting eyes looking at soo when soo read the poem,

3. Soo didn’t mention any name and immediately talking about chanyeol’s poem, even tho the host said “ah the member who wrote this must be lovable/precious”, if it was nothing for soo, soo would tell  who was the one who wrote it [read out loud the writers name] after the host mentioned those words, but he didn’t. why?

The point is jongin never cracked a mocking grin or made an awkward face when he declared his love, he either said it seriously or he grinned happily (when soo read oranghae poem) and for the “cute part”, I think it’s obvious enough for us to see that kim jongin finds do kyungsoo cute. Maybe this is just me being a trash biased, but imo jongin looks at soo with so much adoration in his eyes /cry cuz it’s so beautiful/ and don’t give me that OMIGOSH JONGIN LOOKS AT EVRY1 LIEK THAT bc fuck no. has he ever followed the other members’ movement w/ his eyes like this?

Or has he ever turned around 180o so he could look at other members?

has he ever been immediately snapping his neck just to see them speaking? (look at his neck/nape/shoulders twitched when soo began talking)

idk this is prob bc im deluded af but near the end i see his neck/jaw twitched before he turned around to face soo, as if he already wanted to turn around but refrain to do so since he was still talking to suho

chanyeol talked again but he still looked at ksoo

has he ever ignoring ksoo’s speech so he could look at other members like this?

baek singing but nini still stared at soo

soo only spke 2 words, i remember watching this video, and i think soo said “thank you”, kris was speaking bc they were interviewed in english, anyway soo only spoke 2 words then kris continued speaking again and jongin still has his eyes at him

suho spoke, baek was in his own world, yeol stare at the cameraman’s soul while kaisoo stared at each other, look at soo gulping, he looked at jongin and then his orbs darted down and the corners of his lips twitch

Also I have seen in YT where ksoo beatboxing and sehun danced, jongin looked at sehun BUT he didn’t smile, yet we have seen jongin smiled when soo dances in front of him

near the end of the gif, he tilted his head to soo’s direction and then smiled

near the end, his body already wanted to move to the left (our left) to do hip-thrust, but his head still in ksoo’s butt direction

there is nothing to be pointed out bc clearly his eyes were checking out his bae soo

Talk about smiling, maybe this is bc im so fking deluded and biased trash but I notice that whenever jongin laughs, he often turns his head to soo, like he wants to see soo when he’s laughing, just check on pepero commercial for example and there are also gifs 

it was soo on the bottom, and tell me right in the eyes that he didnt stare at soo and smiled )later on he got distracted bc suho got up)

why he didnt just smile at yeol instead, and i notice lay (i think) spoke too, why only smiled at soo’s talking? HMMMM?

he stared for a bit, turned around but then soo started laughing (snorted) and he turned his head again to face soo and then grinned

And like before, I have read some articles about if someone turns their head to [face] another person when they’re laughing/smiling basically meaning that they want to share their happiness to that person, and also it indicates that person as the source of their happiness/joy/good feeling/etc – hence that’s why they want to look at that person when they’re smiling/laughing, unconsciously hoping that their smile/laugh will become contagious to that person. Plus I heard smiling is one of the signs of attraction…

BUT I AM JUST A CONDEMNED DELUDED TRASH WITH NO LIFE WHAT DO I KNOW ANYWAY I KNOW NOTHING

Erhm

lets move on to touching,

first I would like to point on how they always do this naturally, and it makes me thinking perhaps it’s a habit? And we have seen how they often do this backstage (when they aren’t performing, when there is no fangirl to be satisfied with “opparr playful gheiness”);

he could just tap soo’s clothed arm/bicep and then told soo to move closer, but noooo he decided to grabbed soo’s bare hand instead

pulled off soo’s hoodies then rubbed soo’s shoulder

he stared at soo and then moved his head closer (look at him treated soo like a puppy (honestly the way he stares/acts at soo remind me of how someone would stare at their kids/puppies/kittens/lovedones/cutestuffs, like awwwing, but idk CUZ IM DELULU TRASH)

/grab soo’s arm and dragged soo closer/ i wonder what xiumin thought

compared to chen, he only nudged chen lightly ‘OMG HYUNG THIS HAND’S MOVEMET IS SO FUUNNYY AHAHAAHASGHKHDK’

first pict, look at him grabbed soo’s arm

he dragged soo to be closer with him, and i notice there was a lady there, so either he wanted to speak/whisper to soo (but soo’s mouth aint moving tho, it could be he just whispered) or he didnt want to soo to get close to that lady

Second, how they touch these so called intimate area or erogenous zone

soo looked at camera and also rubbed nini’s hand

then arm rubbing stopped, jongin rubbed soo’s knee (bc soo’s arm looked free now/off jongins hand/ behind the bottles), broship much

soo moved back when he noticed there was a camera

sliding from nape to throat

why jongin ducked his head when soo stared at him, was he shy? jfc nini u had ur hand on his neck, u practically manhandled soo to stand closer yet u got shy when he stared at you? that male host tho

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jongin moved his leg so their knees touched, also it seems his leg placed under soo’s leg/calf

Anyway neck is one of the erogenous area, you could trigger a wet/bonner/both moment if someone caressed ur neck, or u prob will feel ticklish , or both (horny+ticklish) but soo doesn’t react about this, as if jongin is used to do this to him (and lemme remind u when chen and tao tried to touch him – on his thigh – he removed their arms, but when jongin did it, he didn’t. jongin put his palm on his neck, bare neck. Don’t u think bare neck is more sensitive than clothed thigh? and not just bare neck, but the front part – the soft and vulnerable part – of his neck, not his nape (bc I notice some ahjussi would put their arm on some youngster’s [clothed] nape or other members would do this to him too/each other)

Sure this can be seen as something playful (bc once upon a time when I was in HS, some guys did this as a type of joke – they would ewwwwww-ing and then laughing like a llama after they did it)

But this? THIS? most ppl would flinch/back away like “dude the fuck r u doing?” as soon as they see their mate’s hand flying directly to their crotch, but soo didn’t. he just stood there, as if it is NOT something surprising for jongin to do.. hmmmmmm.. and don’t give me that’s how S.Korean men skinship works bullshit /HONESTLY?/

Speaking of zipper, I also have something to say about this… this shit has been bugging me for a long time;

am I the only one who think that jongin was talking about soo’s belt? (bc I have seen this gif set couple of times in this site, yet the caption is always about “what do you mean jongin?” or “what?” etc) and what I mean belt is not the seat belt, but the belt around the waist, the belt that you wear on your pants.

jongin mentioned about soo’s baggy pants, meaning soo wears belt so his pants won’t drop (cuz it’s so baggy/lose yo), but why would jongin mention such thing then? it makes sense to wear a belt if your jeans/outdoor pants lose, so it makes me thinking that the “baggy pants” he mentioned was indoor pants, like sweat pants/hip-hop-pants/soft-clothed-material-pants, and then the belt perhaps the cloth-rope that usually loops inside part of the waist (hope I explain this correctly, me no speak English as firsteu language yo), cuz usually ppl would just wear the pants without giving a shit about that cloth-rope but perhaps soo adjusts and ties it around his waist? Idk

but my point is, does that mean jongin often sees ksoo wears pants? They shared a bedroom tgther, so yeah it’s not that big deal, it’s common, but then doesn’t that mean jongin not only just sees but pays attention to soo when soo puts his attire – especially his pants – since jongin was able to burn soo’s little quirkiness inside his memory and then unconsciously blurted it out to yeol + camera. And on the 3rd gif soo immediately froze and stopped looking at camera (he looked at yeol instead) and on 4th gif jongin was eyeing ksoo then he laughed it off like ‘nvm dude’ when yeol asked him “what?”

Now lets move on how they comfort/take care of each other, it seems that ksoo showing his care more behind the closed door/inside the dorm… 

(for ex folding his shirt, cooking, remember when he mentioned jongin couldn’t cook, or in exo showtime jongin said I expected more than this when he ate that burnt meat that was cooked for soo (does that mean he often taste delicious foods made by soo then if he commented like that?) or when jongin praised soo’s cooking in EXO ASK BOX –

– ugh speaking of EXO ASK BOX i just rewatched it bc of writing this, and I just love it when yeol answered that D.O as the member that he likes to prank but always fail (bc ksoo ignores yeol’s pranks) and then jongin was like ‘bruh I got this’ and then explained everything about how and why (ksoo ignores yeol) and then when chanyeol got question about ‘which movie u would like play/star in?’ sehun answered “horror” and then baek made fun of ksoo saying “horror kyungsoo” and then ksoo was like “this isn’t about me! it’s about chanyeol!” and other members made fun of him and then ksoo went to torture baek (which he didn’t do bc he went back to his seat again) and baek was like “I thought this is about you” and then others laughed and jongin immediately cut in “it’s horror for chanyeol too” like whaaaaat?

Did he just defend his baby? Or this is me just seeing delulu shit, bc I interpret “it’s horror for chanyeol too” as a form of defending soo bc ‘soo in horror = joke’, so he put yeol in horror too to equalize the joke/mock, and after he cut in the joke faded away and yeol was like “yeah it’s horror for me”,

also jongin laughed when baek joked “I heard you took cooking class” to soo, suho snorted while yeol and sehun were smiling a little, he was the only one laughed ‘HAHAHA’, it was short but loud like other members didn’t find it that funny –

– back to cooking thingy, when baek said “d.o makes good spaghetti” then jongin quickly added “he makes great kimchi too” like he wants to show it’s not only baek who knows about soo’s best dishes but he knows that too (PROB JUST MEANT NOTHING THO… im just a trash anyway),

… while jongin often shows it on stage/public – not in fanservicely manner – like he would put his arm around soo when soo nervous

their heads touched

Or when he defended soo

all other members sans yixing and jongin wanted to hit soo, yixing had his reason, bc he was told to heal soo later with his “power”, what was jongin’s reason for not wanting to hit soo?

Or answered for soo

soo was like “um…”

then after jongin answered for him, soo nodded and was like “ah yes that’s my unique trait”

Or when soo got embarrassed he went to jongin even tho yixing was right between them

Or when jongin asked soo instead of yixing

Or dis

lol trolled by baek

Or when jongin encouraged soo to step forward or “promoting” soo

/hides behind jongin/

“no my love, dont hide, stand beside me”

Now lets move on to his stare, above, I have mentioned why I feel his stare for soo is different (full of adoration and all that fairy tale bullshit /im a bitter person/) from the way he stares other members, and how often he gets caught staring at soo FOR NO REASON (while w/ other members, he stares at them when they speak/perform/etc) but with soo, he just STARES even tho soo doesn’t do shit (like other members are talking/giving speech but jongin stares at soo instead).

tell me right in the eye he didnt just look at the mirror to see soo’s butt reflection (while sehun looked at soo bowing instead)

he looked at soo biting the sandwich (?) and then he blinked and flicked his eyes on the right (not on soo anymore), also look at his arm, very subtle there mr.kim

Again perhaps this is me being biased deranged trash but I see kim jongin stares at do kyungsoo’s lips like he wants to kiss the fuck out of that man’s heart shaped lips

[zoom this shit if u dont believe me] sure this gif is SLOWED, but it didnt hide the fact that jongin flicked his eyes to soo’s lips then. meaning he did look at soo’s lips, also if this once/twice happened and got caught on camera, what makes you think that he doesnt do this off camera? and has he ever done this before to someone?

Sometimes you look at someone’s lips when that someone talks to make it sound clearer (according to some science program on BBC idk I don’t remember whats that show’s name), your brain connects your hearing sense with seeing sense, thus the brain will be able to retrieve more information and digest it so the result will be much more defined / clear. (in simple explanation : people talk - -> you hear = good brain reception; people talk - -> you hear + you see them lips moving so fine = better brain reception)

Also it had been said that if you’re engaged in interesting conversation you would stare at that person’s face (not only their eyes, but their entire face). does that mean jongin and ksoo often engage in such interesting conversation (I often see how other members cant get inside their bubble)? also does that mean jongin really wants to hear ksoo’s words, like he doesn’t even want to miss a single word? 

or was it bc he is intrigued by soo’s lips and makes him to want to kiss dem plushy  (remember he was the one who answered “heart shaped lips” as soo’s unique feature, while in showtime baek chose “wide-white-part-of-the-eyes” as soo’s unique trait), and I’ve heard somewhere u would often stare at your crush’ lips (idk if this is true tho), not necessarily u want to kiss them, but bc someone’s mouth often moves a lot (wetting their lips, smiling, talking etc), so when u stare at ur crush face u often will focus ur stare on their lips (beside their eyes too)… but idk

I think that’s it, I cut it and made it shorter than before – some parts that were originally here aren’t here anymore – I would add them later in the next part.

Once again, sorry for the very late reply dear anon; reasons: motherfuckingassignment, inbox crashed in the middle of answering /le cry blood/, my kaisoo stash folder is really fucked up and un-organized its very hard for me to find the appropriate gifs/picts, my nooby skill is over 9999 and I managed to fuck up and deleted the already posted/answered ask—which is yours anon—/le cry blood 2x/ bc the picts+gifs wouldnt load after that so i thought it better to delete and re-post (SORRY DUDES and DUDETTES)

And for the anons that had asked me about jelly!kaisoo, ill merge them together with the next part of this post

[below this is purely my 2 cents, there is no “theory” anymore, skip it if you prefer it]

kaisoo have become SO obvious it hurts I think my “theories” aren’t needed anymore? (and somehow calling it theory makes it sound snobbish and scientific, that’s why I always put this [“”] sign between them, to make it not to be taken seriously, just take this as the usual stuffs you found on the internet, like that quote : everything’s on internet is true – Abraham Lincoln )

I feel I don’t have to explain shit anymore since it’s already there in front of our eyes, ksoo practically kissing jongin’s ear on stage, I cant believe if someone still doubting them? like “I think soo and kai have something going on… but but im not sure, they could be just friends… friends as in platonic, I’m not sure… I ship them though, romantically, but im not sure

do your friend eskimo kiss you? do your friend kiss your earlobe? do your friend caress ur throat/thigh/ear? do your friend occasionally touch your lips? do your friend stare the fuck out of you like they want to kiss you, fuck you, and coddle you? do your friend get jealous if you speaking/being close w/ someone else? if they do, then lets have a moment for out fallen brother/sister in the friend zone… I mean how could you still be in gray area? after all this time – all these recent moments? how? does ksoo need to stick his tongue inside jongin’s earhole to erase those clouds of doubts of yours? his lips on jongin’s ear is not enough for you?

oh btw soo’s lips on jongin’s ears is not the work of glory magical camera’s angle, okay? have you seen how many fans posted the picts from different angles?

from jongin’s back (why yeol judging them?)

here from different angle, sure soo’s lips didnt touch the ear cuz of timing but it doesnt hide the fact that his nose tip did touch jongin’s ear, It’s either soo’s lips or soo’s nose that touched nini’s ear, so what now? wheres your god camera’s angle now?

“yixing is busy talking, this is my chance!”  /goes to jongin to kiss whisper to him/

jongin was like “huh?”  bc in the first gif he was busy feeling soo’s lips/nose on his ear instead of listening soo’s whisper

and it’s not like jongin is any different, (this was when they were in japan, if im not wrong)

the work of perfect camera angle. sure.

sorry for my rudeness, but in case u don’t know this answer also being posted as a retaliation post, (I know some ppl who come to this tag to have fun but then when they see somebody talks shit and burst their bubble, it would leave a sour taste in their mouth man, not everyone have blessed life, perhaps they have shit going on in their life and escaping to this side of internet gives them giggles, so please stop giving us hate/self doubt),

me lurking kaisoo tag just to have some fun but then there will be a post saying shit about thing that I adore so badly (the post had mentioned about “its not just kaisoo shippers who are talented” too. wut? jelly much? our fandom has many good fanfics, I know.. i know..),

and often posts/messages like this would be added with “…don’t ship too seriously. you’ll get hurt later”, like do you think we don’t know that? do you think we don’t know it’s risky for betting our feels on the idea of two guys – that we don’t even know how their real personas/personalities are, who live far away from (some of) us, who see us as another number of views in YT or sales in music store – being together and in love for real? do you think we are that dumb? we know it but we still do it cuz it’s fun… cuz it gives us feels to spazz over, cant u just let us be crazy in our little world?

Idk where this hate comes from, bc I see kaisoo shippers all about kaisoo~kaisoo~kaisoo~, they rarely complain about other ships (they even rarely bat an eyelashes to other ship, sure other exo ship, but that’s it, “yay ot12!”, etc no hate whatsoever). Sure we can be loud and be like “OMGKAISOOSOREAL”, ‘#realestshipever’, “why u don’t ship kaisoo? What hurt u in the past?” or posting ‘this kind of post’ for exmpl (in my defense I have said the warnings about me being deluded trash etc), 

so yeah I understand that we can come out as annoying,  but these things only exist on this tag, of course there are will be people that cruise this ship or even helicarrier it, so why even bother? why don’t just avoid kaisoo tag or unfollow ppl that post/reblog kaisoo, for your convenient sake. So much simpler than writing a rant and then get many random anon messages or being attacked passive-aggressively by a trash blog, yeah?  

(uggggghhh im sorry im very rude but this thing just makes my fingers itchy to write a rant)

I have seen a lot about SM ships KaiSoo and there are some who aren’t really fond of this idea, bc then their “realness” will be gone. Tbh, SM has my blessing to ship kaisoo, sail it SM, fucking cruise it, makes it fly to the moon, why? then kaisoo don’t have to play cat and mouse anymore, they could practically making out on the stage and ppl would buy “oppar just do fanservice!!1!” this is better than “covering them”,

I mean with recent incidents, the company couldn’t afford anymore scandal (or could they? perhaps they could still give us “surprise motherfucker” moments). anyway, as vulgar as it will sound, this group is their main ‘money milking tool’ right now. so I guess them playing along with this ship is more beneficial, since 1. It’s a trending, it attracts ppl, there are ppl who ship them first then get dragged along and drowned in exo world, casual fans bcme hardcore  = actually spending money than spazzing over them on internet since they are now tied/attached emotionally, 2. also: less works, less shit to deal with, less money to be thrown. It’s simpler and easy, 3. Both parties are happy (fans = nonshipper – don’t have to get jelly cuz oppar still single, shipper – YEAH BISH OUR SHIP RULES, nongiveafucker = meh, they can date whomever they want as long no other member will be out anymore; while the company = yay money! yay getting support to fight another company! *coughYcoughGcoughcough* yay popularity – gets aided by big/major brand *coughSAMcoughSUNGcough*)  

it’s indeed such a low and shitty move (how dare them play w/ our maidens feels??), but if SM values kaisoo’s interaction and see it as money maker, at least the pair will be given support, right? (yay for a “shield-card”) even tho I think SM doesn’t have the balls to push kaisoo that far… but we shall see it later. We shall see.

it’s fun and game until you realize how easy they could lift and stomp your feeling like snapping fingers.

Again you may feel that I’m talking like kaisoo is real and in relationship already, bc that’s how I FEEL (IM FUCKING DELUDED TRASH WHAT DO YOU EXPECT) 

A.N: I want to take a moment to thank to whomever up there for blessing this year with many “intense” kaisoo moments; aggressive soo + gentle nini.

fucking bless.

AGAIN IM CRAZY DON’T LISTEN TO MY DERANGED NONSENSICAL BULLCRAP YO

As always, sorry for my rudeness and my mistakes (wrong grammar, mistyped words/names, profanities, delulu shit). Bye /get swallowed by earth/

boyfriend!sehun

• k so its gonna start out in a bubble tea cafe obvs

• its ur shift so you’re at the cash register and taking orders and the members w him couldnt help but notice that he !! keeps !!! staring at you !!!!!!!!

• so they gon’ be like aye fham how bout u get her digits u see where I’m getting at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

• but sEhuN is all like “me ???? lmAO not a chance”

• eventually it just gets to the point where the members would NOT let him leave the cafe without getting your number bc sehun is super fond of attention and girls inside keep whispering like sHIT HES SO HOT BY E and usually he would notice but this time ,,, he didn’t ???

• and thats cos his eyes were fixATED ON Y O U, YES YOU !!

• so he goes up to the cash register and your back is turned to him bc you were talking to your co-worker and sehun just suddenly gets super shy and flustered like the ovERCONFIDENT MAKNAE OF EXO GETTING FLUSTERED AND YOU HAVENT EVEN SAID A WORD NOR FACED HIM

• so you turn around and say your usual line , “hello what can i get for you today?”

• and this kid just gathers up all his courage and says “your number” 

• but you weren’t paying attention so like :))) you look up with a smile and say, “I’m sorry, i didn’t quite catch that :)))” 

• no u dont understand, this would probably make him sO discouraged and he would probably want to bail right at that moment but the members would certainly, 100% tease him abt this for the next six years

• so he repeats himself, quieter this time, “your number” 

• but yOU HEARD HIM AND YOURE LIKE “oh” 

• you were honestly going to shut him down but you saw his friends looking at the both of you so exPECTANTLY AND PLUS THE BOY IN FRONT OF YOU IS SO !!!! FREAKING !!!! CUTE !!!!!!!! SO YOu obviously couldn’t refuse :)))

• sehun isn’t really a fan of skinship so maybe you would hold hands in public and give each other a quick peck on the cheek or smth before you part ways

• but at home :))) oh gOD AT HOME ,,,

• he is so needy ?? like you’re boutta get up for work and he just grabs you by the hem of your shirt like sehun pls im broke i needa go to work

• but alAS

• he just kinda groans and reluctantly lets go of your shirt but if you’re leaving the bed, he’s leaving the bed as well bc his body pillow is no longer there to accompany him

• he’s a late riser but you always, alWAYS EAT TOGETHER for breakfast no matter what the time, no matter what the circumstance bc your early morning discussions are your favourite parts of the day and they’re funny as hell

• you guys brush your teeth at the same time so you’re both just kinda staring at the mirror, with one hand on your hip and the other is holding the tooth brush but you laugh at sehun a lot bc sometimes he puts too much tooth paste and his mouth is just a bubbling mess

• but this boy is a bitch when it comes to you doing your makeup, it actually drives you insANE

• bc like he does this thing where while you’re doing your mascara or eyeliner he grabs your wrist and shakes it so some mascara ends up on your lid and one wing spreads right to the middle of your cheek and you gotta do it all over again like oh sehun you better stop that righT NOW OR SO HELP ME-

• sehun is a tsundere, i repEAT, A TSUNDERE

• he mostly gets salty abt little things like you not replying to his texts or saying no to eating out sometimes bc it collides with your schedule at work

• but it starts off as a grAIN of salt and first he’s like “ye ok w/e” and it grows and grows until he mentions it when you’re arguing like “remember that one time you turned me down for a date at the bubble tea cafe down the street ?? :))) yeah :)))) exactly :))”

• but either way his argument was invalid bc he had asked at 3 in the morning :)) and he was simply feeling restless that night 

• but no matter how salty or bitter he may be, he is so overprotective when the time calls for it that it makes you fall for him all over again

• some guy is gonna be hitting on you on the street and sehun just so happened to be on the way home and he runs into you and sees that you’re in a kuffuffle so he’s gonna step in front of you, looking at the guy

• “exc use ???? how abt you take six steps back, you’re not even worthy to be in her peripheral viSiON” so the guys gonna leave and sehun’s all like “u good? u sure??? lets go home”

• sass sass sass sO MUCH FUCKING SASS SH IT

• one time you guys were talking during dinner and he asked what made you like him and first you were v hesitant to respond bc oh my god its so embarrassing but when your cheeks got all red and you refused to reply, it only got sehun more intrigued

• he was going to find out one way or another so you just decided to spill and tell him that it wasn’t really his looks that caught your eye, that was a bonus

• he was just trying to drink his water man ,,, but you tell him that you thought he had a nice ass and he choked so hard and burst into laughter 

• this was literally him 

• he was softly banging his fists on the table while trying to contain himself but to no avail so you were like yenno what fuck this shit bye sehun enjoy sleeping on the couch tonight and you put your dishes in the sink and go to ur room

• you call him by his whole name when you get upset or frustrated with him like you tap your foot impatiently and bite the inside of your cheek and it makes him laugh so hard bc you’re trying to intimidate him but he just finds it cute

• “oh sehun, you better stop laughing rIGHT THIS INSTANT” 

• he can really never take you seriously unless its something that legitimately upset you bc then he’ll know when to admit to mistakes ,, or maybe not bc he’s as stubborn as you are

• when you get into arguments, you are both like no way in hell am i making the first move and you both think it’s each other’s fault but the members always know exactly whats going on and its not one or the other at fault but the bOTH of you 

• you guys just naturally make up like when you fight, sehun sleeps on the couch and lets you take the bed bc no matter how angry he is at you, he isn’t comfortable w letting his girlfriend sleep on the couch bc he low-key knows how hard you work for the both of you 

• but you leave the door to your bedroom open and unlocked so when its time that you and sehun think its okay to make up, it’ll be 12 in the morning and he’ll sneak into your room and into the bed and just throw his arms and legs around your body and whisper his apology and you just murmur that its okay and you’re sorry too so you both just kinda fall asleep facing each other

• occasionally he kisses the top of your head when he thinks you’re asleep and you swore you heard him say smth like 

• “i dont think you understand how much i love you”

• i forgot to mention that he also tells you that he loves you at the times when you least expect it

• he has a habit of hiding behind your shoulder when he’s embarrassed and if you’re not there and something happens that gets his gears going, he nEEDS SOMEONE CLOSE TO HIM TO HIDE BEHIND THEIR SHOULDER BC HE WILL ACTUALLY JUST FREEZE

• so one time when he hid behind your shoulder, he just whispered “i love you” and just like the time he asked for your number, you’re gonna be like “wot” and he got so flustered like

• u shoulda been listening :)))

• also, after hanging w your boyfriend so much, you picked up his muppet face

• he makes a face and tells you not to do it bc thats his thing but he low-key finds it cute that you’re picking up his habits and the way you purse your lips,, aG H SHIT HE JUST INTERNALLY CLUTCHES HIS HEART AND SCREAMS

• but he aint gonna tell you that, he’s got an image to maintain

• to sum it up, dating sehun is like dating your best friend with a shIT LOAD of arguments and teasing and v low-key fluff 

Hoseok Appreciation

So since today is Hobi’s day he of course gets an appreciation day bc hobi is such an amazing human bean he’s so pure and beautiful and there are so many great things about him but I’m gonna stick to just talking about 10 things I love about him

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ok ok OK but imagine domestic!sugamon au where namjoon makes it a point to say “i love you” to yoongi and their daughter everyday before he leaves for work like he’d boop his daughter on the nose and say “i love you sweetheart” and she’d reply “i love you too daddy!” and when it’s yoongi’s turn namjoon would kiss him on cheek (mostly bc yoongi refuses lip contact with their kid around) and say “i love you yoongi” but yoongi would just make this lil scrunchy face in reply before shooing him away to get to work already and namjoon would just shake his head and laugh bc he’s already used to this side of his husband BUT THEN ONE TIME their daughter suddenly runs up to namjoon before he could get to the front door and she starts tugging at his shirt like “daddy, papa wants me to tell you something” and she makes namjoon crouch down so she can whisper in his ear “papa says i love you too, and also to take care today” and she gives namjoon the wettest smack on the cheek before saying brightly “that was from papa too!” and by then namjoon’s face has split into the goofiest, most lovestruck grin as he practically floats his way to work bc his family is just. so. CUTE

anonymous asked:

i already vented about her on my actual blog but i still feel like there's a lot of things bottled up inside me? idk but i can't not like it bc i'm thinking abt her -🌹

Do what I do when I’m Full Of Emotion™ about a cutie: stick your face in a pillow and screech. Just sit there and think about them and actually let yourself tear up from happiness. Make a list of all the things about them you like and keep it for a day when that cutie need a reminder. Make a playlist! Draw something! Rant to your stuffed animals about how cute this cutie is! Sing loudly and hug yourself and daydream! Let yourself fully feel how much you care about them, it’s the warmest feeling you’ll have in life, loving another person so deeply 💕

Shameless phone smut!

AKA Kylux morning sex

So I wrote this mostly in the car on the way back from my little roadtrip. No fucks given. I am shameless. I would die if my friends knew I was writing literal porn.

This is mostly just bc I wanted to write something and need to practice smut. A lot.

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“I’m not tired.” Ren rocks against him gently, sounding very tired. “I woke up hard and need to put my cock in something… preferably you…”

Hux makes a face. “Are you shitting me?” He tries to wriggles from Ren’s grip but the man is strong. “Piss off, Ren, I need to get dressed.”

(Warning for smut, cursing and evil space husbands)

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anonymous asked:

do you think that exo members are trying to hide kaisoo's relationship? they always try to prevent kaisoo from happening (like what Lay did- cockblocking them) or is it just me who feel like that- whenever I see other members in between kaisoo I feel like they are trying to seperate them-

no no no definitely not just you, bc i also think like that, and i know there are others who think the same thing like we do

the way they treat/react to kaisoo does look suspicious dont you think? again like always, hey mabye we’re just delulu trash that over-analyze shit but honestly deep down we feel: “i know im not seeing crazy shit”

in honesty i see/feel that there’s an unspoken rule (or maybe already being spoken idk) between some members - a rule that at least one of them need to be stand between kaisoo bc if those two will be glued to each other 

i notice that ksoo often stands beside-kind-of-behind jongin, like he is hiding ¼ of his body behind jongin’s shoulder?  and then proceed to latch his body on jongin’s arm? idk just like you anon, i feel “is this just me?” and i remember that ksoo said he has stage fright (idk this is mentioned in super idol chart show, where a list of some shy idols being mentioned - and ksoo was one of them), so does he do this bc he feels secure behind jongin bc he’s not that comfortable on stage (especially during predebut)? idk maybe i’m just speaking nonsense here (and please do tell me if ksoo does this thing w/ others too since i only know he does this to jongin only) 

anyway yixing, suho, and chanyeol seem have sworn to do the duty of mr.cockblockers imo (usually the rest just who see the moments would do nothing and grin or put a kind of face that you would make if something happens but you need to keep your face straight)

for yixing he seems to prefer the preventing, like he needs to be in the middle of them first before they start doing something, suho seems to be the same w/ yixing tho imo, when yixing was away suho took his place as the kaisoo’s middle pillar and when something unexpected things happen he would duck his head and hold his smile (he did this when yixing peck ksoo’s cheek, but he didnt smile, yet when jongin stood up and pointing soo bc soo is his fav member not baek, suho ducked his head and veiled his smile with his fist), 

while chanyeol seems to prefer to attack right away as soon as he sees it happens, he often comes in between kaisoo idk why this guy does this, like when kaisoo whispering he just needs to be there, to be included, and he enjoys teasing ksoo too and publicly announce it, and mentioning ksoo this and that often, he annoys him often (idk i see him as that guy who loves to annoy his crush bc he wants to create a reason to touch his crush lol)

theres somehting strange about chanyeol’s cockblocking style, this guy still doing the cockblocking even in the dorm, yeah? i’ve heard before the room is shared for chansookai, it was originally kaisoo? but then why chanyeol came a long and wanted to join kaisoo’s room then?

dont listen to me anon i’m a crazy trash run before you get yourself in too deep that you can’t come out and sorry no gifs just boring words i’m sleepy rn (hope this my answer makes sense) and too lazy to search for the proper gifs about them boys reaction too kaisoo anyway have a good night/day

We all say in the asanoya dynamic that Asahi would be put together and Noya wouldn’t be really like all he’d eat are hot pockets and frozen shit but like.

Look at Asahi.

He can’t even bring himself to get up early while Nishinoya got up and did his hair even.

Asahi eats too much on accident.

He sleeps in.

He gets exasperated easily.

Think about it.


What if Asahi was the one living off freezer food bc he’s too lazy to make something in the morning.

He talks to himself in his head a lot too so I mean, why not?

What if Noya yells at him bc he needs to fix his eating habits and he just makes a face bc that requires getting up earlier than usual and he doesn’t like the sound of that.

I just want stupid antics that don’t always involve Noya because Asahi is a teenager too and he’s a giant fucking baby