i just needed this on my tumblr okay

anonymous asked:

Who are your favorite characters: among your OCs; among the Tumblrpone community; and/or in general.

Oh god okay so I had to wait till I got home to answer this but like okay here we go:

For my OCs I’d say my babies are:
Miss Romancedy, Martha, Cerulean, Tangerine, Kitten, Ava, Paprika (the trainer one), Celibacy, Cherry, Mimsy, Finicky, Barbie, Clarie (Brown Rose Pony) and probably another pokemon trainer I have named Bethany. I just love all these on the top of my head! But I do love all my OCs ; w ; these just stand out!

For Tumblrpone OCs (this is why I needed to be home also If theres a lot im sorry I just really love a lot of tumblr ponies you cant stop me):
Broadsword, Neon Flight, Nemo Von Silver, French Olive, Ruby Rue, Red Fire, Backy, Hex , Bananas Wit, Straight Razor, Hardway Bet, Fain, Speedee, Ace Pony, Wild Card, Winged Cross, Sweet Cream, Merriweather, Shiny Shaini, Ickle Muse, Mud Pie,  Tech Wizard, Sandy Shores, Opalescent Pearl Bubblepop, Stalkerloo, Nigel, Twisted Gravekeeper, Arty, Gargle, Ocean Bird, Golden Pen,  Tomato Sandwhich, Billie the Kid, Lemonade, Rusty Nail, Desert Eagle, Ronin Applejack, Alton, Penwright, Edgar Peony, Johnny Lightem, Nurse Nimble, Sky Silence,  Candlelight Song, Nathan Brokenhorn, Proscutie, Duck the Llama, Scribbles, Stonehoof Bastion, Nitpick, Storm Side, Goldy Loots, Tea Bean, Wisp the Diamond Dog, Zivion, Keyframe, Captain Flintlock (I’m sure theres more but im like OKAY GO THROUGH MY FAVORITES ON MY PAST O SEE WHO I LIKE THE MOST YEA).

I’d do in general too but my god the list would go forever so I’ll stick to these two for now if thats okay ; w; ///

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My beautiful wife and my edgy son


UPDATE: DO NOT REPOST IM HAVING A LOT OF REPOSTING TROUBLE WITH THESE IN PARTICULAR

okay but does anyone else check people out artistically? like instead of thinking “wow I’d tap that” you just intensely appreciate their appearance and sit there and “holy shit look at the curve of their spine and that POSTURE but then there’s the shape of their eyes and THEIR HANDS AND -” *snaps pencil in half*

My dear lgbt+ kids, 

Just a quick check-in: 

Did you take your medication? 

Are you hungry? (And shh, “i’m trying to lose weight” is not an answer!)

Do you need a nap or to go to bed early tonight? 

And drink some liquid, my dear (Water is best but if juice or soda is easier for you, that’s okay!). 

Remember that taking care of your body is an act of self-love - and a lgbt+ person loving themselves is rebellious and revolutionary, in a society that wants us to hate ourselves. You’re a hero, my darling. 

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Mom  

once upon a time, your face was the wallpaper of my phone, held in the embrace of a picture frame, ten seconds before the snapchat disappears but it was okay because a split second of you frozen in time was all i needed to make me smile. 
but then we turned the page and now just a glimpse of you in the background of a blurry photograph brings a sour feeling in the pit of my stomach and the next thing i know, i’m bedridden for the rest of the evening because the pain is too much for me to stay standing.
—  how did this become our story?
(cc, 2017)
i. Stop asking me if I’m okay. Stop asking me how my day went, whether I had a good sleep or if I’m having a bad day. Just stop asking me because it makes me feel that you care. It makes me think that if I say I am not, if I say I need you to be with me you’ll be there in a heartbeat, that even if  you’re miles away from me I will wake up with the sound of your voice on our porch with food and coffee just to make me feel better. 

ii. Don’t bother asking me where I am, whether I’m with my friends or if I’m crying again. Don’t bother knowing these details because it makes me imagine things. It makes me think that you wanted to be my company, that you wanted to wipe the tears on my face and tell me everything’s going to be okay but we both know it’s not. It makes me think that you’re willing to drive the distance but I know that’s how far your heart is away from mine.
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I just felt like i really needed to post these bc I’m proud of myself for once and i like these a lot okay. i made the collage and stuff, most of the images used are from here on tumblr. If you want them just look up “green tumblr” “red tumblr” “blue tumblr” and “pastel purple tumblr” on google and ye everything should be there. If u didn’t know the youtubers are Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CrankGameplays, and iHasCupquake.

  • MC: Are you okay? I can hear you crying. Do you need anything?
  • Jumin: Thank you I'm okay. I'm just in a fight with my cat.
  • MC: Your cat? Did she scratch you? Are you okay?
  • Jumin: No, it didn't get physical. I just feel like she's been ignoring me and she knows I can't handle that and she's acting like she doesn't care at all.

Okay, Tumblr, we need to talk.

Listen, mermaids are not usually my thing. I am pretty indifferent towards them in general, but I see a lot of you in my dash posting about mermaids, so I saw this novel and even though I have just started it and I can’t tell you if it’s going to be good or not, I feel it is my civic duty to tell you it exists. Ready?

Ice Massacre, by Tiana Warner. 

A book about a little island at war with a growing colony of mermaids living in the waters around them. So they send warriors to fight them, but historically men don’t do very good against that mermaid lure magic thing they do, so they decide to send a ship full of highly trained girl warriors, and the protagonist is the one Useless Lesbian™ of the ship (who, by the way, also happens to be a lady of color, like most people in the island).

Like I said, mermaids are not my thing and I have only read a few chapters, but so far it is fast-paced and action-y, with a touch of fantasy. The kind of entertaining book you read fast and easy.

Sounds good? Happy to hear it. The paperback is fifteen dollars, but it’s literally less than a fucking dollar for Kindle right now and until July the 31st, because a sequel is coming out in two days and they are having a special offer.

Now go grab your fantasy lesbian mermaid girl warrior novel.  

Edit: I finished the novel and it was great fun, I basically demolished it in two days. Mostly lots of action (and it gets way more graphic than I expected it to) with a touch of reimagined folklore-ish fantasy. It’s the kind of lovely book you can just keep reading if you want to, and devour it in one go. If you are into fantasy YA, badass lady protagonists and mermaids, give it a go, I know many people around here will enjoy this a lot!

About vampires

Okay so I’ve collected this from numerous Tumblr posts and personal research, here goes!

Vampires and blood

  • Blood in dead bodies (with no open wounds) after several days will start decomposing, therefore vampires can last perhaps a month before needing more blood? Several is a pretty broad number. Maybe vampires who have lived longer can last longer without it. Just my guess, really.
  • Coconut water can be used as a blood substitute, therefore, vegan vampires can exist.
  • Vampires need blood because it has Vitamin D, a nutrient you get from the Sun
  • Vitamin D maintains your bones and keeps them from getting disease–perhaps this is why old vampires who haven’t gotten as much blood recently look so bony and fragile?
  • Vampires can survive off of any kind of blood
  • Vampires need blood to stay young

Vampire Powers

  • More powerful vampires can control the weather, beasts, transform into many different animals, even have really cool dramatic entrances (see Dracula)
  • Vampires can fit through really tight spaces (Dracula)
  • Vampires can only enter a house when welcomed
  • Vampires can hypnotize people (another Dracula thing)

Vampire Habitats

Vampires are dead, therefore they can live underwater, in really bad conditions, and even in space.

Vampire Weaknesses

  • Silver
  • Garlic
  • Crosses
  • Stakes through the chest/heart
  • Sunlight (must hide in coffin during the day, apparently)
  • Decapitation

Vampire Appearance

  • Red eyes
  • Pale skin
  • Really cold, unless full of fresh blood I’m guessing
  • Long spindly fingers
  • Long nails
  • Noticeable fangs sticking out of mouth (once again, Dracula)
  • Young if they have had a lot of blood recently
  • Aged without blood

That’s all for now. Let me know if I should include something else!

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Okay, this is a legit dilemma: I need to wait for the pictures to load to make sure they’re in the right order, but tumblr app is just #nope on me rn and I’m suffering but I can’t submit without checking first.

Do you see my problem?

Just like the Thanksgiving comic, this PTA Sans moment was also inspired by a text post made by @nerdy-knitter ! I loved the idea a lot, so I drew it ^^ I’ll link the original post in a sec… HERE TAKE IT: http://nerdy-knitter.tumblr.com/post/134407481913/pta-sans-vaccinating-other-peoples-shitty

I love UT AUs so much.

REBLOGS > LIKES
I HAVE A FUTURE

OKAY SO 

I KNOW I SAID I WAS FEELING REALLY DOWN 

AND THAT I NEEDED A FEW DAYS AWAY FROM TUMBLR TO CHILL AND FIGURE SHIT OUT

AND I STILL DO FEEL LIKE I NEED SOME SPACE TO MYSELF BECAUSE THIS WEEK HAS BEEN AWFUL

SO I STILL WON’T BE ON TUMBLR FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS

BUT

GUESS WHAT

I JUST GOT NEWS THAT

I GOT INTO THE HONORS COLLEGE AT MY STATE UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!!!

I’M REALLY, REALLY HAPPY BECAUSE EVEN IF I DO GET REJECTED FROM MY DREAM SCHOOL (the letter comes on Feb 15 HAHA…), AT LEAST I GET TO GO TO MY SECOND CHOICE WHICH IS THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN MY STATE!!!!!!!!!!

SORRY FOR ALL MY SCREAMING I JUST… REALLY NEEDED SOMETHING TO BRIGHTEN UP THIS AWFUL DAY AND THEN THIS AMAZING THING HAPPENED SO I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO SCREECH IT OUT TO THE WORLD OTHERWISE I WON’T BELIEVE IT’S REAL AHAHAHAHA

REASONS EVEN NEEDS A TUMBLR IF HE GETS SEASON 4(or not, please just give Even a Tumblr):
  • Holy aesthetic can you imagine it’d be beautiful he’d be a hipster blog’s dream blog
  • Cute candid evak and friends pictures
  • All his cute doodles could go there
  • In amongst the aesthetic there’d be random memes and TV show gifs he laughed at or related to
  • ASK EVEN’S OKAY OH MY GOD I NEED THIS JUST IMAGINE
  •    We send in questions to the blog and the show creators answer as Even would (or hell let Henrik answer them) and the could embed his replies into the skam site so everyone could see
  • Random little snippets of short films he’s working on, most involve Isak because Isak is what inspired him to make movies again
  • Even being a low key social justice warrior by calling out people who romanticise mental disorders and educating them
  • THE AESTHETIC THOUGH
  • Random links to 8 tracks playlists he likes (bonus points if he makes his own and sends them to Isak with sappy titles like ‘thinking of you while watching the sun set’ or something equally as cheesy)
  • He’d be ahead of Facebook meme culture and would make references Isak doesn’t get yet and it would make him a little smug because Isak was always schooling him on memes
  • Random sappy/deep/random texts posts he writes at 2am when he can’t sleep (again could be embedded)
  • Even being a total movie fanboy
  •    Giving his reviews on movies
  •     Shipping characters from said movies
  •      MOVIE THEORY AND ANALYSIS POSTS (PLEASE)
  • Even dropping random facts at points during SKAM and his only response when asked how he knows that, is: ‘tumblr’
  • The fourth wall break opportunities jfc there’d be thousands
  • Even just having a tumblr in general because he’s 100% that kind of person

What FTM trans male articles don’t tell you:

•you will want to walk around shirtless
•you can’t
•but sometimes your boobs won’t bother you
•sometimes they will
•is that bulge too obvious??
•you don’t have to buy a packer right away
•homemade packers are ok too
•seriously I just use 4 panty hose legs rolled together and safety pinned to my boxers
•you also don’t need boxers
•some boys wear briefs and if that’s all you have or prefer that’s okay too
•pink undies are ok too
•make sure you don’t have breathing problems before binding
•if you have costochondritis you may need different methods of binding
•enter tumblr binding/packet giveaways
•sometimes you’ll want to give up but you’ve come so far don’t give up now angel
•you can still masturbate
•really I’m serious
•but you don’t have to
•using a gender neutral bathroom is A OK buddy
•you can shave if you want to
•seriously I know a 19 year old cis boy who shaves and it’s not weird
•your hair can be pink or long or curly it’s your choice
•you don’t HAVE to come out
•that’s also your choice
•if you like boys, you’re gay. If you like girls, you’re straight. If you like both? Bisexual. You like multiple genders but not all? Poly!! All genders?? Pan
•and you can be asexual too!!
•if you like more than one gender, your sexuality is yours and no one can tell you you’re being hyper sexual bc you transitioned
•you’re a precious angel ok handsome??