i just need a maria tho!!

💙 Dating Maria Flores would include 💙

▪ let’s be honest, she’s an overachiever

▫ WHICH MEANS THAT SHE PLANS THE BEST DATES EVER

▪ always making sure that you’re happy

▫ SHE CAN GET SCARY AS HELL WHEN YOU’RE NOT FOR SOME REASON

▪ hanging out with her two dads

▫ they love you so much ????

▪ and you love them, too

▫ BEING ON EVERY COMMITEE THAT EXISTS

▪ calming her down when she’s upset ‘cause of school

▫ distracting her when she’s too focused with lots of kissing

▪ I MEAN, SO MANY KISSES????

▫ AND HUGS

▪ (she’s not the biggest fan of hugging, but oh well)

▫ waking up to cute texts

▪ not hearing from her for hours sometimes and then getting a text like “Sorry, I was busy!! I have to tell you about something!”

▫ listening to everything she has to say

▪ helping her out when it comes to planning something

▫ COFFEE DATES

▪ studying together

▫ (she’s no fun while studying, tho)

▪ you’ll actually get work done

▫ but your pout is enough to break her

▪ SHE JUST HAS TO KISS YOU FOR A FEW SECONDS

▫ I MEANT HOURS

▪ long conversations with her

▫ you’re like the only person she shows her soft side

▪ walking to school together

▫ okay, but she totally wakes you up, because she’s earlier awake than you

▪ AND YOUR DAD LOVES TO HAVE HER OVER

▫ “Wake up, sleepyhead! It’s time to go to school.” - “Ugh, but Maria, I need my beauty sleep.” - “No, you don’t. You’re pretty enough and now move!”

▪ taking so many pics when she’s not watching

▫ HAVE YOU SEEN THAT GIRL??? SHE’S SO PRETTY, WTF

▪ helping her to get all your friends involved in projects TO MAKE HER HAPPY

▫ quietly sitting next to eachother on some days

▪ she’s always on the go, tho

▫ HAND HOLDING

▪ TUGGING ON YOUR HAND TO MAKE YOU MOVE

▫ “Why the hurry, Maria?” - “We have to get back to school. I have an important meeting with the Vice President!” - “Oh, come on, just a few-” - “No, we go. Now.”

▪ making big eyes while pouting

▫ playing with your hair all the time

▪ it quickly becomes a habit of hers

▫ (she doesn’t notice it sometimes)

▪ MAKING HER SMILE SO MUCH AND OFTEN

anonymous asked:

oh my gosh you are so inspiring, how did you do it? <3

First, lots and lots of determination and self control. I could eat celery for munchies sometimes nothing at all.

I had to cook a meal once a week for my family because I’m vegetarian and the left over would be mine. So I would always go on pinstagram and research the tag 5:2. You can find a lot of tasty filling recipes all under 500 calories. So I would eat that in front of my parents or friends when I was being watched too closely.

Also Im number obsessed, I calculate everything, came up with my own recipe of cookie dough that was 250cals to be able to have a taste to my craving once in a while. Don’t resist too long for your pulsion or otherwise you’ll just break and binge.

I also came up with a system. I could eat an average of 400 calories a day. What does that mean? I could eat maximum 400cals a day, but all the calories not eaten could go in a “bank” that would be reset every week. So if I knew I had a family birthday party where I knew I would have to eat, I would save my calories for it, so I could act as normal as possible. And if the saved calories that was saved wasnt consumed at the end of the week they would be reset so lost forever. (Personally I would rarely go over 250cals anyway)

Also drink drink drink; coffee, tea, water
No milk no sugar, just fill yourself up with liquid. Apple cider vinegar before meals, I dont know if it really boost the metabolism but I can say for sure it curbs hunger.

Im lazy so I didnt have any exercise, but my mind is well trained so I never truly binged.

Also it takes time: it took me between two and three month to lose the first 25lbs, then I got into a severe depression and started seeking a therapist, gained back a bit and on track for recovery. Then it took me another month or two to lose another 10lbs, but that wasnt lost because I counted anything but because I moved out and was too lazy to buy food or cook food

My advice to you is, listen to your body, dont stop yourself from eating if you’re about to faint. Study nutrition, take your vitamins, and find low-cals food filled with proteine like eggs white or faux-meat, the more proteine the more energy you get to keep functionning, just make sure that even tho you starve yourself you get all your nutrients needed. Dont just listen to tumblr, make your own research, try to find what works best for you, experiment, and most of all stay safe.

Ps: I would also trigger myself with the show red band society, the movie perfect body (1997) you can find it on youtube
I would also listen to the following songs
To get me pumped in the morning: Work bitch by britney spears
To make me feel guilty: self-fulling prophecy by maria mena, and eyesore by maria mena
To make me feel like I can keep going: just a little bit by maria mena
And when I tried to work on my recovery: Ugly by nicole dollanganger and please eat by nicole dollanganger

Also I would always use this website as an aid to decide how much calories Im allowed and how much exercise I must put myself through
 http://www.losertown.org/eats/cal.php

This is all I can think of for now, but if you got anymore questions just go for it

I’m not shitting on fo4 because I’ve poured like 200 hours in that game and I’m building settlements whenever I feel down, I get invested in the lore I get invested in the characters, it was my first fallout game and I love it with all my heart

What just pisses me off is that the game has the pieces laid out perfectly to be as good as fnv and just…doesn’t…use them. There is so little that needs tweaking story wise to make the story good and work and I see people constantly fixing it with their writing and its just so little and it pisses me off that it has an EXCELLENT setup and just…doesn’t execute it well

Title: On thin ice

Relationship: Kaneki/Hide

Rating: General 

Word Count: 3147

Warnings: None. Hide is being really lame though.

Description:  Hide is a slow learner. Luckily, Kaneki is there to help.

Beta’d by the wonderful hidebot  

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i have a take-home exam to do this weekend which is worth 50% of my grade for one of my classes and i declined two invitations for plans with my friends because of said exam and yet so far this wekekend i have:

  • watched 2 episodes of jane the virgin
  • downloaded demi lovato’s ‘path to fame’ app and played that for like 8 hours straight and i just want to fucking win a glammy award but i don’t know if i’m going to get enough fans in time even tho demi believes i can do it because my best friend selena set my god damn movie premiere dress on fire and then this other girl maria got jealous of my rising celebrity and tried to sabotage my single although truthfully she’s always had it in for me and it’s starting to get to me because i really think we could be friends if she just gave me a chance and now my sister got kicked off of her cheerleading squad but i can’t be there to help her because my agent needs me in la and it’s all so exhausting honestly i’m starting to think that i’m not cut out for fame which is disheartening
  • i still haven’t started doing my take-home exam 
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anonymous asked:

Stop glorifying Marlon Brando. His rape scene in Last Tango in Paris was not consensual and traumatized Maria Schneider. Google it.

i honestly have no idea who could be “traumatised” by being “raped” by marlon brando lol ive had dreams like that 

anyyywayyy ya know that is just a movie…right??? tbh tho ive never actually seen it cos i consider it too smutty for my tastes and idc at all what was going on between the actors/directors personally (to my knowledge she was blaming the director not brando…) but regardless…Marlon Brando is awesome and a fantastic actor, and ya need to get over yourself… 

and idek how i am “glorifying” him…i just told a funny story about him and hinted that I find him maybe like 8 or 8.5/10 attractive and 12/10 a good actor…jesus christ y’all get upset over nothing.