i just miss these idiots

  • INTJ: *sees a bird with broken wing*
  • Te: Move. Late for class
  • Fi: But...but...
  • INTJ: *walks on for 3 minutes*
  • Fi: BUT...BUT
  • Te: What?
  • Fi: The bird will die!!
  • INTJ: *goes back, calls vets, vets can't come*
  • INTJ: *calls a wildlife society*
  • INTJ: *is still waiting for them to come*

T-Minus 15 sleeps until BMAM-Mass!  In the spirit of @thepurrbutton ‘s wonderful series reminding us just how nuanced, complex and wonderful Bernie Wolfe is, I was thinking again about this piece of dialogue from Back in the Ring

“Well how about this, Serena Campbell, Occam’s Razor. For every accepted explanation of a phenomenon there are an incomprehensible number of possible and more complex alternatives.”

It seems to me, the perhaps Bernie could apply this to her relationship with Serena when she returns home. Her whole life has been dominated by difficulty with emotional choices.  But now, if she’s brave enough….

Serena Campbell. An incomprehensible, more complex alternative.

Extra Serena Campbell Bonus as illustrated with shitty, poor resolution screenshots.  This is Serena’s face in the exact moments when Bernie begins to say her name. Bernie and Serena are verbally sparring as they walk down the hall and Serena’s face is fairly neutral but the moment Bernie says her name, Serena’s face lights up in a smile that could power Holby. Tell me this ins’t the look of someone in love.

I’m a nice person I just hate everyone

The Signs as Tim Gutterson quotes
  • Aires: Evenin' soldier. Uh...I didn't bring my cape. I hope this will suffice
  • Taurus: Keep talking I'm gonna throw this stapler at you
  • Gemini: I can’t carry a tune. I don’t know how to shoot a basketball and my handwriting is uh, barely legible. But I don’t miss
  • Cancer: At least you got to shoot your father. Mine had the nerve to die before I got back from Basic with skills and a loaded weapon
  • Leo: I'm a deputy U.S. Marshal ordering you to give me some chicken
  • Virgo: I love this shit. This shit gets me hard
  • Libra: I want Sigourney Weaver to choke me out with her thighs
  • Scorpio: You want me to kill 'em or wing 'em?
  • Sagittarius: I'm not playing. I'm an idiot. You can ask anybody
  • Capricorn: This may as well be a slow night in the champagne room for how comfortably erect I'm gonna be watching your bitch ass squirm about
  • Aquarius: You have three seconds before we kill every one of you
  • Pisces: Between the one-legged evaporating computer nerd and the walk-in this morning, you're on fire today



You…you guys realize this isn’t a condom, right? I’m seeing a startling amount of people asking “Did Mark just ask if that condom’s dead?” PRO TIP It’s a piece of a popped balloon and yes they realized it too.

I love you guys

guys. lucretia knows taako magnus and merle when she first meets them and it’s like
ah yes my old, very close, very hardworking intelligent companions I have missed so much
and they’re just fucking around being complete idiots
imagine how weird that’s got to be

anonymous asked:

Hi I know you're not taking fic requests and I promise this isn't one, but recently I'm pretty sure it was you that posted the link to the AO3 hexfiles thing and I was wondering if you could post it again. I can't find it at all and I may have asked this previously and am just an idiot and missed your response🤦‍♀️. Anyway if you could link it that'd be great, if not I totally get it and feel free to ignore this😬! Thank you for all you do on your blog too!💞

Hello! You can google “ao3 hex files”, the first result that comes up is the collection where HexFiles fics are held in.