i just loved the quote

I can believe things that are true and things that aren’t true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they’re true or not.

I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and the Beatles and Marilyn Monroe and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen - I believe that people are perfectable, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkled lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women.

I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone’s ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state.

I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste.

I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we’ll all be wiped out by the common cold like martians in War of the Worlds.

I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman.

I believe that mankind’s destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it’s aerodynamically impossible for a bumble bee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there’s a cat in a box somewhere who’s alive and dead at the same time (although if they don’t ever open the box to feed it it’ll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself.

I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn’t even know that I’m alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck.

I believe that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn’t done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what’s going on will lie about the little things too.

I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman’s right to choose, a baby’s right to live, that while all human life is sacred there’s nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system.

I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you’re alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.

—  Neil Gaiman,
American Gods

                             YOUR CHARACTER:   IN 5 QUOTES

give  us  an  idea  of  who  your  muse  is  using  five  of  their  quotes.  then  tag  friends  or  muse’s  you  wanna’  learn  about!      repost  don’t  reblog.

tagged by:   @edhelaran.     (  ages  ago!!  but  thanks  all  the  same.  )
tagging:   @thesellsword.  @technogod.  @andgoldtheirshrouds.  @cerseilionesslannister.  @iincendiu.  @crowbound.  @redalloy.  @killthebxy.  @battleruin.  @predative.  @ircnbcrn.  @reekcd.  @motherofwolvcs.  @arcusignis.  @eversoblack.  @hiddensteel.  @skincfsteel.  @unscorchedqueen.  @rhaegxr.  @boywarg.  @stcnequeen.  @handofhonor.  @tyricnlannistcr.  @mybigfatcock.  @zaldrizotala.  @inferuxs.  @informaticn.  @dalishflame.

❝  the  Many  Faced  God  can  have  the  rest,  but  he  can’t  have  this.  ❞

❝  where  there  is  a  way  in,  there  is  a  way  out.  and  fear  cuts  deeper  than  swords. .❞

❝  you  should  have  saved  my  Mother.  ❞

❝  she wanted to hit them. she wanted to hurt them. she wanted to cry.  ❞    she  does  none  of  those  &  instead  gives water  to  dying  assholes.  water  /  mercy  is  a  huge  theme.

❝  that  was  the  best  part;  the  dreaming.  ❞   /    ❝  had  she  only  dreamed  Arya  Stark?  ❞

my fave parts in beauty and the beast:

  • gaston dragging agathe in front of the whole town and then just going like ‘no offense agathe’
  • when lefou asked gaston whether he seriously wanted to be part of belle’s family
  • “is that fair?” - “i don’t care”
  • when gaston told belle that she just had to find the right man and she was all like ‘it’s a small village i’ve met everyone’ like what kind of savage
  • “BE FREE!” iconic
  • lefou spelling gaston’s name
  • beast dragging belle for her taste in shakespeare
  • belle holding back tears when she’s in the library for the first time honestly same
  • lefou’s smile upon realizing that maurice was still alive
  • “there’s a beast running wild, there’s no question, but i fear the wrong monster’s released”
  • maestro cadenza going “ouch” when gaston ditches lefou
  • when chip apologized to maurice for moving and maurice was just like ‘it’s alright’ and then he fucking bolted
  • luke evans singing
  • EVERMORE
  • “too much?” - “…yep”
  • belle teaching that little girl how to read
  • “i didn’t think she would say yes!”
  • when everyone was changed back
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Happy Birthday Pidge Gunderson / Katie Holt ( April 3rd )

“I bet my bottom dollar you’re gonna be part of something that makes the whole universe sit up and take notice.” 

Maybe the fascination of travel,
of seeing new places,
discovering foreign cities
or tasting a different kind of sea
is actually caused by the chance
to escape from ourselves.
—  // maybe it is about leaving everything behind
j.d.m.