i just love the middle one tho

Your Faves Are Problematic: Gorillaz

2D:
-Feeds Kinder Eggs to cats
-Eats Massive Dick
-Needs Murdoc to tie his shoelaces
-His name is literally Stu Pot… stew pot…
-Dated Rachel Stevens
-Mum Jeans
-Sold the Geep!!!


Murdoc:
-Turned green seemingly overnight
-Dressed as a nazi that one time
-Kidnapped Russel
-Kidnapped 2D
-*various Murdoc noises*
-He’s been wearing the same Cuban heels for about 16 years
-THE BAFF
-Hangs pictures of him cutting an onion up in his house


Russel:
-Likes eels
-Sleeps in the middle of the road
-Seems to be tired all the time (same tho)
-Probably cares too much
-There’s not really anything wrong with him. I’m finding this one really tricky. He’s so lovely please take care of this boy.

Noodle:
-???
-Umm…
-It says that for the new Humanz album, she pretty much Fed-Ex’d herself to the band again. Why? She didn’t need to do that. I mean, it’s cute because that’s how she initially arrived at the very beginning but like, the poor girl could’ve just got a plane. She finished Moby Dick though so that’s good. I hope she enjoyed it.

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SPL’s List of Lovely Ladies Céline Dion

Please don’t make your career your life. Let it be your passion, let it bring you pleasure, but don’t let it become your identity. You are so much more valuable than that.

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JK & SJ

anonymous asked:

could you write the got7 maknae line neighbour!au,,,,i love your writing btw

sure!
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Youngjae:

  • specifically chose an apartment with enough space for a piano,,,,,,,which means his living room is just his piano and like a rug there isn’t any room for anything else,,,,,,
  • but that’s fine with him because he has his computer set up in the bedroom so he can play games and that’s all he really needs in his life youngjae is a simple man with simple hobbies
  • he also won’t admit it but he spent more money on coco’s bed than he did on his own (definitely waited for ikea’s end of year sale or something for that)
  • keeps everything pretty minimal in style, beige’s and whites. tries to keep his place tidy because he knows it would make his mother proud and he wants to leave as much open space for coco to play around
  • more dog toys in his apartment than there is furniture 
  • the neighbors all know him as ‘debussy boy’ because in the spring/summer when youngjae has his windows open the neighbors can hear him practicing clair de lune and it’s such a relaxing melody that someone will shout “encore!” just to hear youngjae play it again
  • he’s also just a really sweet, mannered guy so most of the neighbors don’t mind his music and some of the moms keep asking him to offer piano lessons so they can bring their kids over to be taught by him
  • and that’s exactly what he does because hey, rent is getting higher and making some extra money on the side is never a bad thing
  • but most of the time he can’t even bring himself to take the neighbors money,,,,,,,,,he ends up teaching on donations that the parents have to literally push onto him
  • and you’ve never been really interested in learning to play the piano,,,,,but you’ve lived across from youngjae for half a year now and every time you hear him play it’s like ,,,,,, it’s like stepping into a fairytale 
  • not to mention that when you see him, with that eye smile of his and that adorable innocent aura,,,,,,,like ok ok you might maybe have developed a little crush or whatever,,,,,,,,
  • so one day you as you’re taking the elevator up with him, talking about the weather, you suddenly go “i heard you teach piano lessons - can i possibly sign up for one?”
  • and youngjae seems a little surprised, mostly because his students are all children 
  • but even with his cheeks getting more red he tells you that sure, he’s free this sunday
  • and before you ring his doorbell on sunday afternoon you check your hair and straighten your shirt like one hundred million times but when you finally do, youngjae opens the door and apologizes in a stutter for the mess (there isn’t any mess tho lmao)
  • and you follow him to the pretty piano in the middle of his living room and you’re like “where’s your tv? o:” and youngjae is like “no ,,,, room,,,,,,,,,,, i watch whatever i can on my laptop!” and you’re like “you must really love playing the piano, it’s like this apartment is dedicated just to this instrument”
  • and you don’t even mean to make him embarrassed, but youngjae has to hide his face for a bit because he’s blushing and once you both sit down on the bench you confess you don’t have the first clue about what you’re doing
  • and youngjae finally seems less shy, smiling and putting his fingers on the keys and teaching you slowly what sound each one makes
  • and the time passes so fast as you two sit side by side and youngjae’s voice is so gentle and his laugh makes your heart beat a little faster
  • and then you try to play something on your own, but you’re clumsy and suddenly youngjae puts his hand over yours, guiding your fingers along the keys
  • and only when you’re done does he realizes that you’re basically holding hands and he’s like “aH IM,,,,,,,,SORr,,,,,,y,,,,,,,,”
  • and he moves his hand away but you’re like looking down trying not to hide the fact that you’re really happy ,,,,,,,, plus his skin had been so warm
  • two shy cute people that obviously think “they’re so cute” about each other but can’t even look into each others eyes 
  • and you thank youngjae for the lesson when coco starts weaving between your feet, nudging youngjae and asking him to take her on her walk
  • and youngjae is like “it’s no problem,,,,,if you want,,,,,,,,,you can come again,,,,,,,next week,,,,,,,,,”
  • and you’re like “i’d love to!” and then you look around in your pockets for the money you had brought but youngjae stops you and he’s like “i won’t,,,,,,,,,,,think of these as lessons more like,,,,,,,d,,,,,,,,da,,,,,,,”
  • and you’re like omg does he want to say dates?????
  • and youngjae can’t bring himself to do is he’s like “like d,,,,,,da,,,dat,,,,” and you giggle and say it for him and he’s like yES,,,,if that’s ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • and you’re like that’s more than ok and you’re like if you won’t take cash payment then can i kiss you on the cheek instead??
  • and youngjae would melt into a puddle if that was humanly possible but he nods and when you press your lips to his cheek you pull back fast and youngjae wants to say something
  • but coco’s barking cuts you two off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  • it’s cute though you both lie in the bed that night thinking about how you could go from being neighbors to being much more,,,,,,

BamBam

  • gets in trouble with the landlord because he throws parties every weekend 
  • but he always gets away with it because the neighbors are like “he’s a young boy, let him live!!!!” and also bambam has killer puppy dog eyes. they’d work on just about anyone,,,,,,,,,,,,,,minus like jinyoung
  • his apartment is a Mess. like im talking a real m e s s. his bedroom is just an assortment of clothing thrown into piles with shoes and accessories everywhere,,,,,,,half the time he ends up sleeping using an t-shirt as a pillow 
  • the only thing he keeps clean is a Buddhist shrine he keeps in his room as per request of his mom and if anyone even tries to go near it he’s like “i WILL chop your hand off” ,,,,,it’s really important to him
  • but yeah his living room is just,,,,like no one is sure what’s going on,,,he’s got like weird art on the walls and a neon sign he bought on impulse and like ,,,,, empty bottles from drinks and take-out cartons and underwear hanging off a lamp ???? glitter on the floor who even knows
  • his kitchen is even worse like when does he even do the dishes. does he even own dishes? nope bring your own dishes if you plan to not eat off like a frisbee when you come over
  • you know bambam at first because you hear about his parties, literally like you hear the party through your wall
  • and ten minutes later there’s a ring at your doorbell and some dude named jackson is inviting you over since there’s free drinks and food
  • and you’re like you know what ill go and that night you get introduced to bambam, who is apparently trying to attempt some kind of high speed dab balancing a bottle of water on his head and you’re like “why he’s doing that”
  • that jackson kid is like “oh, he’s doing it for instagram”
  • and as you continue being neighbors with bambam you find out he does a L OT for instagram
  • which is fine like,,,,,,,,,,,kids and their social media these days but before you know it you end up being asked by bambam himself for some help
  • and so you’re standing in his living room, holding up his phone and you’re like “are you sure this is a good idea?”
  • and bambam, who is attempting to do a handstand is like “anything for the internet is a good idea”
  • and you’re sighing like ok but if you come tumbling down im not going to catch you
  • and you start recording as he tries to lift both arms up at the same time to dab “upside down” which of course is a total failure like you predicted
  • and he goes falling legs, something sounds like it cracks and you’re like
  • “…………..bambam don’t move i think you might have broken your arm” and bambam whose just laying there motionless is like,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, “i can’t move,,,,,,,,,,,it hurts,,,,,,,,”
  • and you don’t want to be an asshole and just leave him all alone once the ambulance comes so you tag along and the EMT is like “so what exactly happened?” and you’re like “he ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, fell while working out.”
  • and you’re not sure if he believes the lie you’ve just told but the EMT shrugs and is like “it looks like nothing is broken, your boyfriend just has a fracture.”
  • and you want to be like boyfriend??????? since when excUSE me 
  • but bambam makes a sound of pain and you’re like “ok ok don’t worry, you’re not dying”
  • and somehow you find yourself staying by his side in the emergency room and after the doctor has patched him all up you go out and get the two of you some coffees from the vending machine
  • and bambam is sitting up in the bed and you’re like “let me the first person to sign your bandage” and you scribble something like “don’t ever dab upside down again” and bambam laughs
  • but also,,,,,, he looks up at you and there’s something sincere in his eyes when he tells you that he’s really thankful for you staying with him and that you’re really a good neighbor
  • and you’re not sure what’s gotten into you, but bambam looks so handsome,,,,, maybe because you’ve never been so close to his face before but his features are so gorgeous
  • that you have to look away and conjure up a laugh to hide your embarrassment from locking eyes with him
  • but knowing bambam he’s sly and he’s caught on
  • and you feel his free hand wrap around your waist and pull you closer and you’re like “oh!??” and he’s like 
  • “you took care of me, so how about i pay for our dinner tonight?” and you’re like “bambam can you even get your wallet out with one hand?” and he’s like “i can try, for you.”
  • and you have the urge to like pinch him for being greasy all of a sudden but also like maybe this goofy guy who actually loves your attention a lot,,,,,,,,,,,,,is really cute and worth it to go to dinner with,,,,,,,,,

Yugyeom

  • if the neighbors cat gets stuck in the tree, everyone knows to call him: the living giant of the apartment building, Kim Yugyeom 
  • the neighborhood kids adore him because they always beg him for piggy back rides or to sit on his shoulders
  • and he always stops whatever he’s doing to play with them and just be an overall cute angelic human being that we as people do not deserve 
  • has that kind of personality that makes people give him stuff for free and when he thanks them they’re just like “oh wait there’s something else i need to give you wait here a second-”
  • anyone who meets him instantly wants to take care of him,,,,he’s soft
  • his apartment is really well organized which is surprising for his age,,,,, like his closet is color coded and he matches all the patterns with each other
  • and he cutely hangs his laundry out on the balcony like his mom taught him
  • and just like,,,,,,,he’s so sugary sweet and simple
  • buys fresh flowers for his living room whenever he can. that’s the kind of person he is
  • and you’ve been pretty good friends with him for a while. he even helped you paint your apartment where you had to get on a stool to reach the ceiling and he just,,,,,,,,well stood there
  • and you know yugyeom has a passion for dancing, he’s always telling you about what song he’s practicing and who he met up with from different dance crews
  • but one night as you’re going up to the roof to just sit and think,,,,something you do every now and then 
  • you’re surprised to hear the faint sound of music beyond the door and when you open it
  • you can hear a song on full blast, and the sound of someones sneakers against the floor and you’re surprised to see the tall, lean, but familiar figure of yugyeom
  • and although you usually see him wearing some kind of long coat, turtlenecks and shirts from popular brands
  • you see that all he has on is a pair of old sweatpants and a plain black t-shirt, sweat visible around the neck.
  • his movements though,,,,,,they’re far more smooth than you could have ever imagined. you can tell he practices a lot, he’s so good that you can barely see any mistakes
  • and yugyeom doesn’t notice you until the song ends and you (embarrassingly) unconsciously clap
  • and it startles him to the point that he lets out a small yelp, but with the faint light from the streets below he makes out your face and smiles
  • and he’s like “why are you up here?” and you’re like “no reason, i didn’t know you used the roof to practice?”
  • and you can see him get sheepish, scratching the back of his neck and he’s like “my room doesn’t have enough space, plus i don’t want to be loud with my music. it’s so nice and free up here.”
  • and you nod looking at him with a still mesmerized expression and yugyeom laughs a bit and he’s like “don’t gape like that, im nothing special” and you’re like no what?? you’re so amazing???/ i never knew you were THIS talented
  • and he laughs again, but he’s really happy to hear you say that and you go over and pass him a napkin from your pocket and you’re like “your sweat!!” and he gets blushy again but thankfully you can’t see it 
  • but you’re also like “ill go, i don’t want to disturb you”
  • but yugyeom grabs your wrist before you turn and he’s like “if you want,,,,,,,,you can watch me some more,,,,,,,i don’t know if it’ll be entertaining though-”
  • but you’re already saying you’ll stay, sitting down comfortably by the portable speakers and yugyeom is like “pick a song!” 
  • and you shuffle through his music, settling on a chris brown song that makes yugyeoms eyes light up
  • and it’s really adorable,,,,,,the way he’s so passionate while dancing and then so cute when he’s just talking to you,,,,,,
  • very how should i put this,,,,,,,BOYFRIEND material  
Later Night Snacks and Underwear - 3

Fandom: Marvel’s Avengers

Summary:  Y/N and Peter run into each other late one night. After, she is beyond confused about how she sees Peter. And Peter? Well he was already in love with her, but it takes advice, teasing, and another surprise encounter for them to face their feelings.

Words: 1,000+

Pairing/Characters: PeterParkerxStark!Reader, Natasha, Steve, Wanda, Bruce

Warning:  маленький ангел = my little angel (according to google translate), awkward reader, protective Nat…

Author’s Note: Yay, more Avengers, tho no Peter and Y/N interaction here. I just love the whole family Avengers thing. Here goes…..

Part 1, Part 2

Originally posted by rossmundpike


Your eight o’clock alarm woke you abruptly. Surely you’d been in the middle of a rem cycle. You rubbed your eyes sleepily and sat up reluctantly. “Okay, I’m awake FRIDAY,” you grumbled.

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Klancemas Week: Day 1 - Mistletoe / Stockings 

Merry Klancemas, folks!! In the middle of all the holidays chaos, you can always count on klance to bring you happiness <3

Sex with Hoshi

• He is So Adorable I love him!!

• Anywaysss.

• I see him getting turned on when you dress up or something.

•Or just looking and Acting bold.

• So many times you cancelled on your plans or were late for Dinners because he got hard seeing you dressed up.

• On the Actuall act tho.

• He is a switch.

• Nicely balanced in the middle.

• Doesn’t get to freaky because he is too shy sometimes.

• But loves it when you want to try new things.

• Secretly has a mommy kink.

• One day it just slipped out and he got so embarassed.

• If you tell hin you like it he will keep doing it.

• Doesn’t use as much toys on you as he likes on himself.

• Lowkey Is kinkier as a Sub.

• Cockrings are his favorites.

• blindfolds.

• Shower sex.

• Doesn’t experiment with positions much but will try some for you.

• fucking loves giving oral.

• especially if you are riding his face.

• Let’s you top most of the time even if he is feeling dom.

• quickies are basically thigh riding and handjobs.

• Aftercare is nothing special.

• usually you would go for a round 2 in the shower and all the cleaning would happen there.

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Sexting with Jared Headcanons (Smut)

NSFW as its about sexting?? so you’ve been warned

(Also this is my 600th post??? Sorry that its a rushed set of headcanons)

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- He’s nearly always the one to start it

- Like the boy is horny all the time

- Its not unusual for him to just text you out of blue like “Plz text me I’m horny” and you’ll just start chatting with him like “Connor got a hair cut today, you see it?” And he’s like “you know what I mean" 

- Sometimes he’ll be like “touch yourself and send me an audio I can’t even be bothered to text" "no if you can’t be bothered to text, I’m not doing anything for you” “babe I’m sorry plz”

- After that you’ll ignore him or if he’s really begging you’ll ring him and start talking with him and teasing and encouraging him as he’s getting himself off. And then just when he’s on the edge you’ll tell him to stop and then you’ll stop talking to him and he’s begging like “talk to me, just say my name or moan or something, please god do something”. Like he secretly loves this?? When he’s in the mood to sub (he’s totally a switch ok?) this is like his fave thing for you to do and he loves to beg for you. 

- So you’ve had to ban emojis after last time when he just kept sending you random ones. “Why have you sent me a shark? What does it mean?” “Nothing, just never seen it before, its cool tho”

- Or “Babe, I know we’re in the middle of something but LOOK” and then suddenly … a meme. And you just won’t reply and you’ll get lots of texts like “Babe” “It’s funny” “Can we continue?” “Babe, its funny tho?” “Plzzzzzzzzz babe”

- Also when you’re sexting you’ll be v descriptive of what you’re going to do later (literally like a paragraph) and he’ll be like “I’m gonna sex you so good” and you’re like “thanks???? I think????”

- If you’re sending pics you always have to send them as Jared is super self conscious poor boy. 

- His fave pics are when your just in one of his graphic tees pulling it down to cover your underwear (or lack of). Like he just finds it so sexy when you wear his clothes but he’ll totally try and play it off and make a joke:

  • ‘you left this here, want it back??’
  • ‘Well you left something here as well?’
  • ‘Yeah? What?“ 
  • ‘your virginity’
  • ‘JARED!’

- Or he’ll just send a pic back mimicking your pose and facial expression which leaves you in fits of laughter

- But really he saves all your photos and uses them to get himself off later. 

- He’s totally not opposed to sexting you when you’re in the in the same room or with other people - like his mother will have loads of people round for dinner or some other event and he’s like:

  • "is it bad that I’ve got a boner?’ 
  • ‘Am I turned on by middle aged women?’ 
  • ’What’s wrong with me Y/N?’ 
  • ‘Also, you wanna help me out with my problem? I’m pretty sure no one would notice if we had a quickie in the bathroom??’
  • ‘Or you could just suck me off? idc’

- Also lots of sexting at school - he doesn’t care. He’s horny (or bored) and he thinks sexting you is the only option

- Ok so Jared literally brags about how much he gets off to the thought of you. ‘I just came thinking about you’ ‘Well thanks for letting me know????

- Or he’ll text you and you won’t see the text and then half an hour later he’s just like ‘doesn’t matter I’ve already come’. 

- Jared just loves to sext and you’re totally not complaining 

Drawing Challenge 22/03/2017

I AM a bit late, I’m sorry. I guess one day it would’ve happen, but I wanted to at least go through a week without missing a deadline. Only an hour an’ a half late though, not so bad.

It took me some time to think o a poly ship I really loved for this one, mostly for the expression in the middle, most poly relationships I ship wouldn’t have anyone that fit that as well as Weiss

In the end I just combined my love for White Rose and Nuts & Dolts into this, it was fun as hell to draw. (did made some mistakes tho)

Oh just look at Penny there, love her so much

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LOTOR’S GENERALS WLW ICONS

icons are free to use for tumblr or twitter, just be sure to credit me somewhere on your blog page/twitter description + maybe tell me in a reblog, comment or message if you’re using one! i would love to know! :D

-juskla

side note: if u already love lotor’s generals as much as i do, seriously, hmu! my IMs r always open, u can just barge in like, OK BUT THE MIDDLE ONE THO n we can b friends, i’m serious! :0

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hii everyone :) its me, syeda, making a follow forever without hitting a new milestone and without aligning with a holiday bc i’ve been losing followers bc of Reasons and i wanted to make this for people who’re still following me after all this time, despite all the drama and mess i bring to ur dashes. thanks for sticking with me, i love each and every single one of you with all my heart

banner credit to the lovely @noahsweetwne

s p e c i a l  m e n t i o n s :

@axdreil: hello wifey hi so i could probs write entire essays about u and how much i love you and how much u mean to me but i dont wanna make this Too gay so i’ll keep it kinda short. i’m so so glad i met u, so glad that u decided to draw something for me even tho we weren’t following each other at the time bc honestly ur one of the greatest ppl i know. you’re so so kind and smart and lovely and genuine and honest and u love ur friends so much and u have the biggest heart. i love talking to u everyday even when u make me cry 

@sirien: mollie!!!! my typo daughter :’) i lov e you so much omg can u believ we met in a trc net? or a tfc one? or maybe both at the same time i don’t remember but u used to talk abt nuts and shrek so much ((u still do smh)) remember when u wanted to make a shrek network? dark times. anyways ur  my favorte person even tho u go to bed abnormally early and wake up so early when u shuld be sleeping in anywho thanks for making me laugh a lot

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Moral of the video: No one else will ever even come close to comparing, Mitch and Scott are perfect for each other and they belong together. 

 so theres a spongebob audio boot of the first preview! i’d share the link but i don’t know if im allowed to share it or not, so i’m just doing the polite thing and waiting for the person to post it, but they were nice enough to share it with me!
  i decided to put my thoughts into words because im still rlly in that special interest ‘high’ where im still really hyped over this new content! and i wanna talk about some things i love about it, and some things i didnt like so much about it.

SBTM SPOILERS AHEAD

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new-recipe  asked:

McHanzo

Who said “I love you” first

  • I like to think it was Hanzo.  Like they were cuddling on the couch watching a movie, and Hanzo just kind of said it with out really thinking.

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

  • They both would.  They are grossly cute like that.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

  • Both. However, McCree was the one who did it first.  At first it was cute things like “I love you” but now it’s just “we need milk”

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

  • Both but McCree does it more.  He will use any chance he gets to buy things for Hanzo

Who initiated the first kiss

  • McCree and I like to think it was right after Hanzo said I love you.  He was so embarrassed about it that all he could do was apologize and then McCree just leaves over and kisses him

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

  • Hanzo.  He’s usually the first one awake, and will let McCree sleep in for bit.  Tho sometimes McCree is already awake but just wants the kisses.

Who starts tickle fights

  • McCree for sure.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

  • At first it was McCree but now they don’t even ask they kind of just show up lol

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

  • Hanzo.  He will spend all morning while McCree is at work cooking.

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

  • I think they both were, but McCree didn’t really show it all that much.

Who kills/takes out the spiders

  • Hanzo.  I like to think that McCree isn’t a big fan of them

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

  • Oh McCree for sure.  Doesn’t matter who is around, where they are, if he is drunk you best believe that everyone is going to know how much he loves Hanzo.
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When u r in luv with ur padawan and just can’t deal with it in any way at all…
@shamusu
​ & anon thank you ♥
What a success for the plum palette ! =D I love it tho, it’s really soothing to work with…

Milano Cookies // Jack

¡requested!

“#5 WITH JACK PLEASSSE??❤” - anon

“Just stay with me, like this please”

(525 words)

a/n: If you’d like to get into the mood, listen to ‘i’ll be okay’ by gin$eng and VELVETEARS


I aggressively wipe the tear from my eye with his hoodie sleeve. I sniffle and dry my face before anyone can see me crying. I stretch for the top shelf but even with my tiptoes, I can’t reach the cookies that he and I used to eat. I just wanted to do one thing without his help. I couldn’t even do something as simple as buying cookies from a stupid store without his help.

After seeing Jack kiss a fan’s cheek very closely causing his nose to be squished up against her face, the way he used to kiss me before he forgot about me, my heart shattered. I decided to try and make it the way it used to be. I had everything ready at home, a blanket fort, our favorite movies, like 101 Dalmatians and Bambi, on quick select and twinkling fairy lights. Everything was perfect, except for the absence of our favorite pastry, Milano cookies, so I headed to Target to get them.

After trying my hardest to reach for the damn cookies, I give up. I grab a box of chocolate chip cookies from the shelf my size. I start walking to the cash registers, my let-down hair waving around me. I only look down, scared that if I were to look up, the tears bundled up in my eyes would stream down my face. It really wouldn’t matter, either way, I didn’t even attempt to put makeup on because the only person I wanted to impress had better things to do and no one cared about my feelings after all. I decided to keep looking down, though. I didn’t want people looking at me strangely.

Accidentally, I crash into a cart with a child on it. “I’m so sorry,” I say to the mother. I look at the baby boy and realize he has big brown eyes, just like Jack. My throat tightens and I smile at the woman quickly and move on before she can stop me. To avoid bumping into anything else, I keep my vision upwards. Then, I see someone I didn’t expect to.

A shorter teenager with tightly curled hair and glasses shuffles along the walkways but stops when he looks my direction. I stop as well. We make direct eye contact and my heart comes to a halt. I drop everything in my hands and stare.

Suddenly, he sprints towards me. I sprint towards him. The impact of our touch knocks us to the floor but we don’t care. Jack wraps me in an overwhelming hug and presses me into his chest as tightly as he can. I try to breathe all of him in as he kisses my forehead repeatedly. I kiss his chest and arms and neck and jaw and everything that I needed to have my arms before.

“Jack,” I sob into his neck, “I love you.”

Just stay with me, like this please.” He whispers in response. I don’t object.

We lay in the middle of Target, confused shoppers watching around us. We just bask in each others’ presence.

That’s what I needed, I think, Not the cookies… I needed Jack.