ALERT I HAVE AN URGENT MESSAGE FOR YOU ALL
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU MAY NOT BE PREPARED TO HEAR
I LOVE REI AND USAGI A LOT
A WHOLE LOT
LIKE GOOD GOD HERE IS MY HEART WOULD YOU TWO LIKE ME TO GIFT WRAP IT FOR YOU
I’m sure this comes as a tremendous shock, and I’m sorry to have delivered it in such a surreptitious manner. I thought it best to try and ease my secret out there and not alarm anyone with this unforeseen news. I know you never expected to hear this from me. I can only hope it hasn’t changed your opinion of me too drastically. But it’s true, and I can’t keep it to myself any longer.