i just love jack so hard

Anonymous confession

Hey, I’ve had a girlfriend for about a year now. I love her super much, but my dick doesn’t get as hard as it used to be when we “dirtysnap” on Snapchat. A girl friend of mine is dirty snapping me without my girlfriend knowing and it makes my dick super hard! Like when I jack off at home and she dirty snaps me I just wanna bend her over and fuck her till’ she can’t walk! Is this a bad thing or not??


— “Dirty snapping” on Snapchat is simply a fetish. Like all fetishes, if we only use them to get off then eventually we condition ourselves so that is the ONLY way we can get off. And if you constantly use Snapchat with your girlfriend as a means of getting stimulation and release, over time you will become de-sensitized to her. This means she no longer turns you on as much. However, this new friend is different, unfamiliar, and I’m pretty sure that’s why she turns you on more. But eventually you will become de-sensitized to her as well. Thank you for sharing 💋

Jack finally Trico is your pet!!!! May you have many amazing adventures together.
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So I worked REALLY hard on this, legit took me couple of days to finish just this drawing! This drawing deserves to be hung up on my wall. I made Jack’s sweater bright colors, because I know Seán enjoys bright colors. I hope you love it @therealjacksepticeye.

Let’s start it off with the one and only, the canon pairing of a sad sk8er boi and his tiny baker: Jack Zimmerman/Eric “Bitty” Bittle!

Ice Crew Please!

THE FIC THAT CHANGED E V E R Y T H I N G u don’t even KNOW oh my god

u read this and u r like: “ice crew au…?? wut” but U GUYS. READ IT.

I AM. BEGGING U. its so fucking funny but also so fucking meaningful and abt CREATING A Fa mILY !!!! and LoVe!!!! and frieNDShIP!!!

p.s i don’t want to spoil it but if u read it message me and ill talk to u abt the part that made me cry like actual tears bc thank god for friendships and acknowledging that shit is hard

the messes of men

this was… in it’s own way.. a hard fic to read (which makes it the best fic to read! pain! i love it! help me!) it’s very very very beautifully written and i hold it very close to my heart….how it portrays jack by himself and how hard it must’ve been…it also manages to weave in how mental illness plays its own role, even once you get together with the person you’re pretty sure is it for you. somewhat painful but cathartic and achingly tender.

until it got the best of you

umm bitty has a big dick. that’s it.

BUT then there’s feelings! and angst! and misunderstanding! (the best type too! u know when one is like so crazily in love with the other and thinks its shockingly obvious but surprise, it’s not!) it’s just fantastic!

i never saw the signs

imagine a world where jack jumping over the snowbank, bringing bitty coffee, going on long walks classifies (in jack’s mind) as dating. so when bitty gets asked out, jack cannot believe the b e t r ay a l! we’re dating bitty! just read this and be happy :)

left the city, my family, my precinct

oh my goodness this fic.

jack accidentally sends bittle a dick pick.

:0  ;)  <3 ___ <3 = summary of the fic

mixing it up

this is just….so cute?!??!?! and funny?!??! and 1!!!!!

bitty is contestant at a baking tournament for the falconers where jack and tater are the judges. at least, thats where it starts off.

tater is fucking hILARIOUS this fic in general made me laugh a lot.

strawberry

if u about that dom/sub life well…….just know that eric pins jacks hands to the bed and there’s v intense blushing that boi turns red like a tomato and i live 4 it.

eric is a tad too southern for me but it’s the only thing this fic doesn’t do perfectly :))))

something like this

considering how popular this fic is it actually sat open in a tab for a looong loooooong time just bc…well… it’s 285,748 words. im an all or nothing girl as in i once read the entire maze runner trilogy in one night so i had to find the right time

first of all: angst. second of all: angst. third of all: ….. u guessed it… angst. BUT don’t worry, for every drop of angst there’s a metro-fucking-ton of smut and sweetness :)))) ;))) what this fic does brilliantly is create an OMC that is at the forefront of the story and do it seamlessly. this is a pretty iconic fic and tbh im definitely not one for fics longer than 100k but this was a fuckin’ beaut man

rake the springtime across your sheets

oh god this was P A I N F U L but in a very beautiful way??? (that’s how u know the writing was siCK) ambiguously happy ending but tbh in the end this fic is really just abt the unspoken quiet truth of being in love, of loving, of being human just lke Fffffffuck me up

Phone, Please!

listen. i’m not a fluff person. idk i get bored. BUT. BUUUUUT. BUT. this fic.

AMAZING. this fic is all about the details and the little moments that make Bitty and Jack  ~*BittyandJack*~

Bonus favorite line: “Thank god there are pancakes to serve. Pancakes are also very nice, and something he can actually have.”

Winter Clothes

Chowder POV so this is both hiLARIOUS and surprisingly touching. Jack and Bitty help Chowder buy clothes for New England winter. As a person living in New England, I approve this message.

WIPS: *Hate That I Love You plays in the background*

medic, please!

so if u ever played world of warcraft u r gonna love it and if you’ve never played world of warcraft u r gonna love it

this fic is just SO CREATIVE?!?!! like the format of it is B O M B. its just. so good. oh ym god.

(also the name is “medic please!” get it? cuz eric’s a medic in the game.? and check..PLEASE! ugh I’m a nerd 4 this pic

Fainting Psychics and Pessimistic Demonologists

ghostbusters au except not bc copyright

at first i was like…ghost hunters au?? rlly? but now I’m like GHOST HUNTERS AU? B R I L L I A N T.

characters are on point, its funny (an actual line of the fic “Jack sat down at his computer, pulled open a tab, and googled “How to encourage a teammate”. lmao what a mess)

but also theres some mystery and intrigue and suspense and in general this is a Good.

baking is punk as fuck

this is another AU that i was like…punk band u ….rlly? but then i was like PUNK BAND AU FUCK YEAH im a sucker for asshole Jack. i’m not even into punk?? but im into this fic U ___ U

This Don’t Even Feel Like Falling

filed under “praise kink mmmm”

honestly? porn..? “Bitty is the one to tie Jack’s hands for Hazeapalooza; afterward, he ties Jack’s hands for their own private enjoyment. “ like?? I’m not sorry.

but also not established relationship more like fwb but u know and i know and ngozi knows that ain’t the game we’re playing here

around the green and blue

not usually a big fan of soulmate aus but what i love about this fic is the pacing and even tho soulmate aus where seeing your soulmate = seeing color for the first time isn’t totally new this felt super fresh and original!

shine for you

aw MAN this gave me the feeeeeels. established relationship but jack is not out, it’s a bit angsty but the jack perspective is just so gooood

EXTRA: It all started with a big Russian hockey player calling a small cat-loving hockey player a rat. You either h8 it or u luv it. In my case, I Love it, capital L, so enjoy: Alexei “Tater” Mashkov/Kent Parson

careful the tale you tell

Kent has been telling himself a story, ever since the Q. It’s the epic story of Parse and Zimms, and he’s in love with it. // this fic is specifically meant for patater newbies and this fic does an amazing job of showing why kent and alexei just make sense. its honestly a Blessing.

kick on the starter

lmao im gonna be 90 years old and still reccing Febricant’s fics…for real when i saw they wrote patater i was like…no..im dreaMing…or im dead? is . is heaven?? rlly unique approach to how she gets them together and gr8 build up :)))) Bless Febricant

i need to wake up, i need me some love…

honestly? shameless fluff. established relationship (they’re ENGAGED FOR GOD’S SAKE) short but Good

bts with buzzfeed: highlights

- “hello we are bts! and what did you say?” *looks around in confusion*
- these questions BLESS
- yoongi looking like he wanted to murder namjoon’s ass for repeatedly asking him questions in english
- namjoon basically confirming hoseok’s new mixtape
- namjoon throwing jungkook under the bus for playing video games in the hotel room while yoongi works on his music lmao
- “everyone’s doing their job” my ass 👀👀
- jungkook exposing himself as a hardcore belieber
- im not saying this is a desperate “notice me senpai” moment but thats exactly what im saying. the way he talks about justin is me when i think about food and bangtan tbh
- like seriously
- someone get our jungcook to be acknowledged by the biebs
- MAKE HIM HAPPY YALL GLSKVKXK
- return of savage ass namjoon as he calls out hoseok for having ‘outro:wings’ meaningful to him just bc of his solo rap
- NAMJOON BE ROASTING EVERYONE TODAY DAMN HE NEEDA CHILL
- jungkook: “I like i need u… uh, because…….start, stage, my heart. Boom boom”
- namjoon’s response: “wow perfect”
- the birth of j-dope, jinnie, yeon-ki min, monie, christian chim chim, justin seagull, and jack
- yoongi imitating english-speaking fans at airports is everything i never knew i needed gdkglflhdlhldlgl 💀💀💀💀💀
- “my sanctuary of birth is seagull. Yeah, justin seagull. I love justin bieber, i like justin seagull yeah” - jeon jungkook 2k17
- BUT LOOK AT HIM TRYING SO HARD AND PUTTING IN SO MUCH EFFORT TO RESPOND ONLY IN ENGLISH LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IM SO PROUDDDD WE LAUGH NOW BUT GIVE IT A FEW MONTHS FUCK HE’LL START SPEAKING BETTER THAN ME
- taehyung and his performance as rose in titanic. where the fuck is this mans oscar????
- *if you heard a bts song in public how would you react*
- Yoongi: “i try to get out of that area as fast as i can”
- jungkook: “i pretend i dont know the song and i get out of there as fast as i can”
- then theres jin
- “i look in the store and give it my blessings” 

- father jin up in this bitch deadass giving a demonstration of how he would bless the place
- ok but me too tbh
- LMAO YOONGIS FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT GOSOGODKHKT
- *when you look especially good what runs through your head*
- tae getting so shy when talking about people on the street noticing his godly looks WHAT A FUCKING PRECIOUS YET SHAMELESS ASS CUTIE
- again, theres jin. bless that special boy
- “just look in the mirror and watch my face. Wow, handsome”
- JIN IS ME GKSKGKDGK
- “we’re so excited to interview again with buzzfeed” *imitates a bug*

Jack decided that Timmy needs to have the same brand on the face too and Tim needed some help to cope with the pain and the only ones who never fail to help him would be the DigiJacks

Unfortunately, they couldn’t do anything. Tim knows he need to let it scar unless he want Jack to personally off him (or worse, brand him again). 

At least the DigiJacks would only need to be programmed to have the same scar, right? That comforted Timtams a bit.

hc tho: Besides being manually called, the DigiJacks automatically appears whenever Timtams is in terrible pain. But somehow the programming got messed up a bit and they’ll also appear whenever Timtam is in distress or if he’s emotionally hurt instead of just physically.

NHL!Bitty, Pt. IV - RPF

@missweber requested NHL!Bitty dealing with Hockey RPF. This got a little longer than expected, with a side pairing of Jack/philly-cheesesteak. Takes place a few months into Bitty’s second season with the Schooners. 

Origin: From Samwell to SeattlePart I - Hug Check | Part II - Chirping | Part III - Post-Season




The most annoying thing is that for all of the ‘Jack/Parse’, ‘Jack/Tater’, ‘Jack/Sid’‘Jack/fucking-every-player-on-the-east-coast’ fic, there are a whopping SIX  ‘Jack/Eric’ fics on Ao3. Six.

On one hand, Eric’s proud they’ve hidden their relationship so well, on the other, Eric is insulted. But really, with their disappointing portmanteau of ‘Jeric’ or ‘Zittle’, it’s not surprising they’re horribly under-appreciated.

“I just wish my fans were more creative.”

Over Skype, Eric watches Jack plow through a Philly cheesesteak with no small measure of jealousy. He’s lonely and hungry, and his asshole boyfriend is doing this on purpose.

“You know,” Jack says, talking out of the side of his half-full mouth, “if you let the Schoons call you ‘Bitty’ our name could have been ‘Zimbits’. That’s kinda on you.”

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Losers’ Club Head Canons

okay okay so @exceededexpectations and I were talking about the losers club and we got too carried away; you’re welcome

  • Mike, Bill, Richie, and Bev don’t sleep with tops on. Ben doesn’t sleep with pants on. Stan owns like 5 pairs of matching pajama sets.
  • When Richie and Eddie first start to date, Richie starts to wear tops to bed because that is the only way Eddie would cuddle. Even when Eddie isn’t there, he starts to sleep in tops because it reminds him of Eds.
  • Richie and Bev are 100% bffs and always have sleepovers. When it is just them they don’t bother with clothes because they don’t care about seeing each other naked.
  • Richie has seen Bev naked more times than Ben has tbh.
  • Everyone has seen Richie naked on many different occasions.
  • The first thing they did after killing pennywise was go swimming at the quarry to clean themselves. At this point, they had been through so much together that they just wanted to be normal kids so they just went skinny dipping.
  • After IT happened the Barrons stopped being where they would hang out. They did start going to the quarry a lot more and they built a treehouse at mikes farm which they would go to on the weekends.
  • Bev moves in with Richie a couple weeks after IT happened because his parents don’t care and they have a spare room anyway?! But she ends up in Richie’s room so much that they just bring the other bed into Riche’s and it makes his single bed a double. This makes a few problems down the road when Richie and Eddie start dating because ‘No Richie we cannot make out, Beverly is sleeping right there!!’ Richie talked to Bev about it and she said she would either spend the night at Bens if they wanted her to because she is a good friend and understands that Eds is small and awkward and doesn’t know how dating works. She does make sure she gets all of the details from Richie the next night!
  • Richie has ADHD so Eddie brings him calming tea like peppermint or chamomile. When Richie first drank it he really didn’t like it but he really likes Eds so he drank it. Eddie brought him tea every day after that and now Richie can’t go a day without drinking it.
  • Bev brings Ben granola bars so that he can not just eat salad when he tries to get fitter. Bill joins the track team with him all throughout high school so that Ben had someone to support him.
  • No one moves away, Mike goes to high school with the rest of the losers and becomes the biggest jock ever. He doesn’t turn into a massive dick-bag like the other jocks.
  • Ben and Stan lead a book club every week for the whole school and even teachers turn up because bless those boys. Richie and Eddie want to be good friends so they go to the first meeting. Everyone got really angry with them though and they are no longer allowed to go.
  • Every teacher both loathe and lives Richie Tozier because he’s fun but also a dick and they all ship Reddie because yes. Richie has a secret meeting with the Spanish teacher where they talk shit and drink coffee (unbeknownst to Eddie) every Wednesday.
  • Bev, Richie, and Stan sit behind the school in Ritchie’s shitty car and smoke during lunch and then join the rest of the losers who sit on the field to watch mikes practices and they make daisy chains and have grass fights because they are children. Stan started smoking after IT happened because he couldn’t deal with it. 
  • Stan is so fucking good at making flower crowns and he makes them from all of the losers but mostly Bill because you give flowers to the person you like, right?
  • When Stan gives Richie flower crowns Eddie has to spend the next few days picking daisy petals out because Richie’s hair is such a mess and they get stuck. He does try to wash them out but it never works.
  • Ben is really good at braiding hair, no one knows how he just is. Beverly grows her hair out a little longer because she loves when Ben plays with her hair. He does something different to it nearly every lunchtime. 
  • One lunchtime Richie dared Eddie to go grab the football from Mike, no one thinks he’ll do it, but he does and then he has to join the football team because not only does he get the ball from Mike but he keeps it away from the whole team and scores a goal earing a loud cheer from the other losers.
  • Mrs. K hates that Eddie started to play football because he could get hurt and get an infection. ‘You’re allergic to grass, Eddie. You can’t go out there!’ Honestly, fuck off let Eddie doing something for himself for once, football won’t kill him.
  • When Eddie makes the team he gives Richie his team jacket. Richie never takes it off because he loves his boyfriend and he wants everyone to know! Richie goes to every single football game because he really loves watching his boyfriend be happy (and Mike).
  • Sometimes all of the losers can go to the football game and they make signs. Every sign is either really fucking cute or it is a shitposting meme. This makes Eddie and Mike so happy and they try extra hard to win. Mike takes all of the signs home and puts them in the treehouse.
  • They all just become normal children who deal with depression and anxiety but they are all there for each other and there is no dumb dancing clown anymore just love and happiness!

If you want more, then just request it? This was really fun and I will honestly write about anything if it is to do with my children!  

Just A Quick Thing To The Community:

With the recent Antisepticeye stuff going on, a lot of people are commenting on Jacks videos talking about how people are taking it too seriously, and it’s honestly starting to ruin the vibe. Everyone knows that it’s Sean. No one has ever argued, (that I have witnessed), that Anti is a real entity hell bent on killing us all & destroying Jack’s channel. Sure, maybe some theories suggest it, sometimes we look too far into things & discover ‘hints’ that are not actually there, but for God sakes guys, let people enjoy something. It’s not hurting anyone, & in a world already so infested with people tearing down others enjoyment, why bring it into this community?
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Personal note: I love you guys tons. So does Jack. He just wants to create something we can come together to talk about & have fun with. Don’t ruin it for us, & more importantly, don’t ruin it for all of the hard work @therealjacksepticeye & @pixlpit have put into this. Thank you.

believememylove  asked:

Please, I love when you write for Jack Wilder. Also I just rewatched both of the Now you see me movies and am dying for new stuff

WELL SINCE YOU SAID PLEASE. Basing this off of one of my earlier headcanons!

Imagine Jack just listening to you talk, and before you know it, he’s mastered your voice and he uses it when he’s playing around and mocks you.

Title: Voices.
Pairing: Jack Wilder x Reader.
Words: 1069.
Rating: T.


“I’m just saying,” Jack stated rather proudly with a cocky grin that tilted to the left side. His dimple showed itself momentarily and left a warm feeling flutter in your chest as it always had a way of melting even the coldest of hearts. “Imitating voices are easy. I could teach you, if you wanted.” With a flick of his wrist, he sent the deck of cards resting in his hands into a frenzy before relaxing them once again. His fingers continued to tap against them. Being stuck in one place, in what would be considered ‘intense hiding’ was doing absolutely nothing for his restlessness. Sitting in an armchair, his legs dangling over the side with the occasional kick of his feet in a sporadic rhythm. He held himself with such a casual confidence it left you feeling vaguely jealous and wondering as to how he accomplished such a slacked appearance.

Jack gazed up at you with deep brown eyes. The sun sunk through the window across from where he was sitting, accentuating the curves of his face and lightning his eyes so they appeared a shade or two lighter than they actually were. His eyelashes framed his eyes and seemed to be on fire as the sunlight dripped onto his skin. Jack’s eyes spoke many things at once but the most prominent emotion happened to be on the more mischievous side. He flicked his wrist once again and the rapid movement of the deck of cards brought you back into reality, away from the seemingly inevitable daydream sitting across from you. “Have you really heard my voice enough to imitate me?” You finally inquired moments after being mesmerized by him.

Jack’s face faltered for a moment as he thought about it, that once beautiful smirk dipping into a slight frown before turning into a full on smile. It was a dramatic change of facial expressions which was something he was also good at executing. A soft chuckle left his parted lips and with a gentle clearing of his throat, he began speaking. “Yeah, I’d like to think I listen to you. Even when you don’t know it.”

“What do you mean?” You laughed quietly, fixing your eyes on the cards on his hands. “Even when I don’t know it?”

“Yesterday,” He used as an example, “when you were talking to Danny in the kitchen. You were complaining. I’m glad you were, I wasn’t sure what you would have sounded like when complaining. Even when you complain to me, it sounds different.”

Raising your eyebrows in amusement, you smiled and asked, “What do I sound like when I’m complaining?”

Your request seemed to amuse him as he brought his legs down and propped himself properly on the armchair. His shirt rode up for a few seconds with his movement, catching your eyes. Resting his hands on his thighs, Jack leaned forward and shot a more heated grin at you this time. You caught his eyes this time and kept them locked before Jack opened his mouth. He laughed while you expecting to hear him speak. Biting down on his bottom lip, Jack’s smile twirled into a childish expression. “I can’t do it with you staring at me like that. So much pressure.”

He was playing around, you could tell from the tone of voice he had used. Slightly raised and a bit more frantic. “Please.” You laughed your plea and covered your mouth.

Jack laughed as well, looking to the side before clearing his throat once again. “Please.” The sound that came out of his mouth was one that sounded exactly like you did. As strange as it was as well, Jack had moved his face in a gesture that mimicked your expressions..

“I don’t sound like that, do I?” You gasped, throwing your head back in a chuckle.

“I don’t sound like that, do I?” Jack’s voice dipped back to normal at the end of the sentence. He couldn’t control himself from laughing. “You really do sound like that.”

“How awful.” You grimaced playfully.

“Awful?” Jack’s face scrunched into disbelief. “I think you sound cute. Trust me (Name), I spend my nights sitting in bed trying to talk like you, but for the longest time I couldn’t get it just right.” Jack stood up, resting the deck of cards on the table in the middle of the living room. He took a few steps towards you, his heavy boots pattering against the floor as he did. There was no logical sense in being dressed with when you were in hiding, but still Jack found himself getting up and getting ready. It was a precautionary thing, he told you once, you always have to be ready to run. “There’s just something about your voice that I can’t seem to grasp.”

“Maybe you didn’t practice enough.” You teased.

“Nah.” He shrugged his slender shoulders and sat next to you on the loveseat. Gesturing with his hands, he rolled his hand from his throat to you and admitted, “Your voice has a quality that I can’t imitate just right. I guess I love you too much, so it makes it hard to imitate that sort of emotion.” This was something you knew but hearing him say it was something that left you feeling weak in the knees. You were thankful you were sitting because you were sure if you were standing you would have fallen completely. Jack seemed a bit more bashful now as he let that be said. His cheeks held a soft pink color and his eyes were staring straight forward.

It was your turn to shrug your shoulders as you fiddled with your fingers, “Why would that matter?”

“Because I like the way your voice sounds when you speak.” He turned his attention to you finally, his dark brown eyes drowning into yours. His body leaned towards you, “I like the way you talk to me. You don’t talk to anyone else they same way.”

Smiling cutely, you brushed two fingers across his right eyebrow before dropping them down his cheek, “That’s because I love you too much.”

Jack nodded and bit his bottom lip while tipping his head towards your fingers, “You can copy my phrases but you still sound nothing like me.”

“I don’t want to sound like you.” You admitted, “I don’t want anyone to sound like you, Jack. I love the way you sound…”


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jack l. zimmermann birthday hcs!!!!! i love that old man!!!!!! 

  • when he’s little he always has carrot cake w cream cheese frosting and rainbow sprinkles for breakfast on his birthday and its so WILD! cake for breakfast!!
  • after he stops going home for the summer it kinda just stops but then maybe like 2 yrs after samwell alicia mentions it in passing and bitty’s like “what? the HELL why haven’t i heard abt this!!” and the tradition lives on (now w/ homemade eric bittle carrot cake) 
  • one yr his grandma gives him a moose stuffed animal for his birthday he names her maple and she has multiple zimmermann jerseys and he loves her 
  • another yr he has a pony at his birthday party and its LIT I’m js jack loves that pony there r so many pictures on the internet of newly 7 yr old jack smiling so big w a few baby teeth missing, wearing a birthday hat that matches the horse’s. the smh team has a framed copy in the living room of the haus  
  • lardo paints him something for his birthday every yr and at some point a lil later in life she’s a successful artist and w/ shitty and she’s got $$$ so she buys jack something for the first time and he’s like “? what is this” and she’s like “well i can actually afford to buy u a real present now so…” and he’s like “… what do u mean real present? where’s my painting?” she hugs him So Hard he doesn’t understand why but he goes along w/ it 
  • u know that episode of parks where leslie pretends 2 be planning this wild party 4 ron but rly it’s all a prank and she’s just putting a quiet room aside for him 2 eat steak and watch a movie ? ransom and holster totally do that 2 jack and in the room is like 5 and a half hours of nhl highlights, chicken tenders, a maple apple pie, and a protein shake
  • one time bob makes jack’s birthday cake w bitty and it’s such a MESS but jack’s still emo abt it tbh bc they’re both just so happy and covered in flour and bob tried So Hard ok 
  • anyways not 2 be #gay but like.,,,every year after they get together bitty kisses jack awake + asleep on his birthday w/ one kiss for every year he’s been alive. and jack doesn’t rly question it at first bc he’s 2 distracted by the love but the night of the first birthday together jack’s like “why r u being So Deliberate w counting these kisses??” and bitty stops and looks at him and is like “honestly….i just want u 2 know how proud i am of u for making it through every one of these years”
  • and honestly like every birthday jack always kind of has a Moment where he looks around at his friends and his boyfriend and his family and all the pie and the pony wearing a hat that ransom and holster definitely got for the party and he can’t help but feel this unreal feeling of like I’m Here and I’m Alive and I’ve Made it Through Another Year and he’s just…rly happy ok 
  • p.s. basically every yr on his birthday jack rolls out of bed and cracks his joints and bitty texts the group chat abt it and they chirp him about it…,,,so much and jack’s just like “ha these kids” like the loser old man he is 

Imagine Ryan and Jack waking up at almost two am to the sounds of half-stifled laughter and the microwave beep echoing through the penthouse. They’re used to hearing the lads fucking around so they just roll their eyes and go about their morning.

Of course, an hour later Jeremy comes running in with his hands full of some gooey liquid, giggling like a madman. But, to their surprise, Geoff comes in right after him, arms full of the same liquid and laughing just as hard. 

Ryan and Jack are torn between laughing at the pair, and being vaguely concerned about what exactly the liquid is.

Anyway, Geoff is a cool gang dad and is an actual fifteen year old occasionally and I love him.

not to be dramatic but this titanic-era leo dicaprio kid appealing to the female audience not just with the aforementioned description but also with his sweet innocence and castiel-like qualities is so wild for a show in its THIRTEENTH season. two episodes in, and i’m already thinking how they’re going to incorporate jack as a main character for the next thirteen seasons. how they’ll try to kill him off but inevitably they can’t bc the fandom has fallen too hard in love with him. how they’ll have to reduce his power bc he’ll make everything too easy for the winchesters. jack, and the actor who plays him, is a game changer the likes of which we haven’t seen since season four. 

another!!!!brother!!!!!!to!!!the!!!!!puppy!!!!!!!!pile!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just………love how @markiplier came by @therealjacksepticeye‘s panel okay. theyre so precious gosh that tweet killed me

✰ * º ❛ you’re the worst sentence starters. ❜

‘  who knows their own address?  ’
‘  are we feminists? is this feminism?  ’
‘  i’m not a sidekick! i’m beyonce, not kelly rowland.  ’
‘  your cockaholism may just be about the least important thing in the world to me right now.  ’
‘  i wouldn’t call 10 a.m. ‘really early’.  ’
‘  cool! let’s add cocaine to the butt stuff.  ’
‘  you can’t leave! i love you!  ’
‘  do you even know what love means?  ’
‘  now go make me some bagel bites.  ’
‘  love isn’t about having somebody get you things. love is putting someone else’s feelings above your own. do you think you could ever do that? honestly?  ’
‘  do i look like a fitbit? i don’t give a shit about your sleep.  ’
‘  why are you yelling at me? what are you doing in my house?  ’
‘  i need you to act like a human person and pick up your damn phone when i call your skank ass!  ’
‘  you know, after i cleaned the fries off your face and put you to bed, you said something to me that was pretty dark.  ’
‘  did you wear your booby shirt?  ’
‘  if i don’t get a night off soon, i think my liver is gonna slide out of my body.  ’
‘  i’m peeing blood and i briefly forgot the word for telephone.  ’
‘  you’re right. she’s gonna hate me.  ’
‘  you think i’m an unfriendly treacherous mountain?  ’
‘  we’re adults! we can do this ourselves.  ’
‘  you’re losing your hair.  ’
‘  practicing what? dying alone?  ’
‘  i told the spice girls i was dying in order to get free concert tickets.  ’
‘  i learned blue balls were a myth when i was 12.  ’
‘  i’m not much of a cleaner.  ’
‘  you’re not much of a human!  ’
‘  did you slither out of your mothers cooch yesterday?  ’
‘  i can’t believe i finally made a new friend and i tried to bang her the first time we hung out.  ’
‘  no offense, but you’re kind of making my skin crawl.  ’
‘  i’m not comfortable about feelings.  ’
‘  aren’t we lucky we’re both in professions where we can day drink?  ’
‘  i’m glad this is a one-night thing so we can reveal all this awful shit about ourselves.  ’
‘  what do you mean you watch tv on your computer?  ’
‘  i don’t know what i’m doing here. i’m not even attracted to you.  ’
‘  you two are poison people. this is gonna end so badly.  ’
‘  if you wanna go, just go.  ’
‘  why can’t you just let this be over?  ’
‘  you and i, we’re inevitable.  ’
‘  move in with me.  ’
‘  i just humiliated myself by accepting your non-marriage proposal, i cannot now move in with you.  ’
‘  you’re just doing this as a hail mary because you know you’re about to lose me for good.  ’
‘  what i have finally realized is that the worst possible draft of my life is the one without you in it. i hate it, but you goddamn floor me.  ’
‘  oh shit… we’re gonna do this even though we know there is only one way this ends. whether in a week or twenty years, there is horrible sadness and pain coming in and we’re inviting it.  ’
‘  she stayed! you say she forced you, but we both know there’s not a person on this planet who’s ever had a good outcome trying to force you to do anything. she stayed and that means something whether you wanna admit it or not.  ’
‘  i’m not doing anything… i’m crying in my car.  ’
‘  don’t start keeping secrets now.  ’
‘  the only thing i need from you is to not make a big deal with it and be okay with how i am and the fact that you can’t fix me.  ’
‘  no, i’m mad at you because you think you can fix me! you can’t fix me! i don’t need to be fixed!  ’
‘  it’s like you have amnesia. every day you think things are gonna be different.  ’
‘  maybe you can understand this: i feel nothing.  ’
‘  i’ll be back in a couple of days.  ’
‘  you stayed? …you stayed!  ’
‘  you just said ‘boyfriend.’  ’
‘  i understand that my actions could lead you to feel a bit unwelcome and i’ll work on not being such a control freak.  ’
‘  i’m done comparing this to what normal people do.  ’
‘  normal people are terrible.  ’
‘  when i look at you, i swear i can see years years into the future with you.  ’
‘  …i love you too.  ’
‘  i’ve just heard that you’re the worst.  ’
‘  i tricked him into giving me back rubs, saying it made me horny.  ’
‘  obviously, i thought it was, like, boring as shit.  ’
‘  clearly you used to jack off to hemingway in high school.  ’
‘  i’m an irresponsible monster who burned down her apartment with a vibrator.  ’
‘  if there is even a remote possibility of breakfast and you don’t wake me up, i will never touch your dick again with any part of my body.  ’
‘  jokes on you, dummy, i’m already horny.  ’
‘  oh my god! that is so sexist and mansplain-y.  ’
‘  if ‘i love you’ is like a promise, it’s just a promise to try real hard. doesn’t mean you can’t fail.  ’
‘  i shit myself earlier and that is only the second most embarrassing thing that has happened to me today.  ’
‘  you knew who i was, you don’t get to act surprised now.  ’
‘  bam! carpe those diems!  ’
‘  i have to gone girl myself and start over where nobody knows me.  ’
‘  i’m going to have a baby.  ’
‘  i just want my kids to be sad when i die.  ’
‘  i didn’t want to kill him. i just snapped!  ’
‘  i feel guilty because of how much he suffered… and because you stabbed him on purpose.  ’
‘  you’re so getting murdered.  ’
‘  i can’t tell him my brain is broken.  ’
‘  don’t stalk me again because you suck at it.  ’
‘  back off, bitch.  ’
‘  don’t go.  ’
‘  i got your back, always.  ’
‘  you might not be useful in the radish sense, but you’re a good friend and you make people happy.  ’
‘  when i get back, you’re going to take me to a real bar and feed me cheap whiskey until i forget about that time i stopped being able to have sex with my boyfriend ever again because he took me to a bar that only served water!  ’
‘  so, would you say it’s a… problem-free philosophy? it’s like… no worries for the rest of your days?  ’
‘  did you just quote the lion king to me?  ’
‘  hey, um, so listen… i think you’re funny and cute and i’d like to take you on  a date with me for a date.  ’
‘  why did you put a murder tour on your list?  ’
‘  you even quit a rewards club because you couldn’t handle the commitment.  ’
‘  wear your stains on the outsides of your clothes.  ’
‘  see? dogs eat nachos.  ’
‘  hey, that’s your best garbage bag. you going somewhere?  ’
‘  i’ll be out by the time you get back. have fun, you deserve it… whoever she is.  ’
‘  red licorice vodka?  ’
‘  send money, loser!  ’
‘  and you date him… willingly.  ’
‘  my heart is a dumb dumb.  ’
‘  i’ve always been able to flip myself back over eventually, but… i ran out of times. this is how i am now and it’s not okay with you, nor should it be.  ’
‘  i suppose it’s good that this happened now, instead of like, ten years down the line.  ’
‘  the world is absolutely lousy with people and i hate them all. i hate everyone but you.  ’
‘  what the hell is wrong with us?  ’
‘  let’s make a pact never to feel anything around each other ever again.  ’
‘   i’ve never eaten a blueberry.  ’
‘   i’ve always had one foot out the door. with everything. especially with us.  ’
‘   so, you might just suddenly bounce out of here?  ’
‘  can we just… bail?  ’
‘  you’ve had a little too much to drink, didn’t you, buddy?  ’

okay, i know we all love the trope of jack and bitty getting a big dog.  and it’s great!!!  but can we also start a trope of them getting a cat? like, jack doesn’t have to worry about the cat being alone when he’s away at a roadie because he can just leave an automatic feeder out and bitty can come by once in a while to check up on her instead of having to take a dog out every day, and having a dog is kind of draining with all their unbridled enthusiasm and jack just really likes having an animal that will curl up on his chest and not expect anything from him for a few hours.  cats are really great when people are anxious (one of the reasons i got mine). and while jack pretty much lets her come to him, when bitty comes he chases her around and plays and gets her energy out and she loves them both! so much! though of course it’s hard to tell because she’s a cat.

and jack is silly because he saw online that you can try to train a cat on a leash and he’d like to take her to the park, and of course he and bitty try it and at first it’s a disaster, but she gets used to it but still won’t walk so they buy a stroller with no small amount of embarrassment and when they’re finally out they’re able to go out like a family to the farmers market with their fluffy baby.  and sometimes jack gets jealous because she’ll talk-meow to bitty regularly and not do it all that often to him, but he figures bitty is probably a better conversationalist anyway.

just, jack and bitty with an undemanding cat who they love with all their hearts.

Ok so I am not sure if people graduating from college get some sort of yearbook, etc but let’s assume the Samwell program/website includes the name of all people graduating and a quote.

Jack picks some historical figure, very inspiring, etc.

Shitty’s quote:

“Get the @$% out of my room!” - Jack Zimmermann

Jack rolls his eyes.

Next year quotes:

Ransom: “I love it here at Samwell. We have a great group of guys and we’re ready for a strong season.” - Jack Zimmermann

(Incidentally the most common quote he gave while in Samwell and the most common quote he gives in Falconers interviews. There’s a meme.)

Holster: “It wasn’t cruel.” - Jack Zimmermann on regards to his CRUEL SHEEP EMPIRE.

(That’s exactly how he wrote the quote.)

Lardo: “I could be a cat.” - Jack Zimmermann

(Said when picking his Halloween costume but no context explained, so make of that what you will.)

All the members of the hockey team that knew Jack put a quote, no matter how random.

Jack hangs his head and covers his face, knowing this will come up I every interview he has for the next month.

Year after that, Bitty has a hard time picking a quote because there’s just too many. He goes for a classic.

“Eat more protein,” Jack Zimmermann

(It was either that or I love you.)
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happy 100th  birthday to the king jack kirby! Creator of so many superheroes that i adore and love. I love what he gave to the genre in techniques and style that no one can replace.  Its just amazing to me  maybe jack kirby didnt realize how impact full they could be to another person life. just wanted to celebrate his legacy with some of my favorite characters of mines and magneto helmet who i admit is hard to draw has one of the most iconic helmet designs in comics.  Ive been drawing these characters forever and i dont think ill stop any time soon

-peter

A-Z NSFW: Wonwoo

Originally posted by i-wonwoo

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A = Aftercare 

Wonwoo’s not the most gentle of lovers, so aftercare is incredibly important to make sure you’re not hurt afterwards. He makes you stay still while he runs to get a warm rag to wipe you both down, and massage your muscles to ensure you’re not sore the next day, tender kisses and sweet nothings are exchanged. He’s careful to make sure you’re okay and comfortable after sex.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

Without going the sappy route, Wonwoo loves your hips. He’s quite dominant in bed, and what better than to hold on to your hips, and be in complete control of how you grind against his thigh, or pin you to the bed while he pounds you into the mattress? Going along that lines, without just being like m y d i c c, he’d go with his hands. They’re pretty large, seeing how easy his hands are at keeping your hands pinned above your head, or clutching your hips and controlling the speed he allows you to ride him in, that alone feeds into his dominant side.

C = Cum 

Wonwoo isn’t one to care about the mess, if he’s cumming, any thought concerning that is out the window. He’s not insanely messy, just careless with it, he’s somehow turned it into a game to try and cum on your chest but that doesn’t exactly work well when he’s already shooting…kinda gets everywhere. Sheets definitely need stripped after sex with Wonwoo, he’s not a good shot.

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 

Sensory deprivation is something he deeply wants to play with, he already is pretty fond of blindfolds, but using that to it’s full potential isn’t something hes toyed with yet. Wonwoo really wants to play it out completely, have you wear ear plugs and blindfolded, completely unaware of what he’s going to do to you. Completely at the mercy of him and your body’s response to his fingers, toys, and feather teasers. 

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Wonwoo might as well have read a ‘how to fuck’ book with how much he knows about sex, he’s very knowledgeable about it. I feel like he’s done something at some point, but not enough to have a concrete feel on what to do. But, he does know what he’s up to. He’ll need a few times to be accustom to your body, but once he’s got the system cracked, he’s completely prepared to wreck you. 


F = Favorite position
It’s 2:20 am as I write this and I’m just sitting here laughing at sex position names….the wraparound…lmao….anyways, with Wonwoo, it might take a bit of stretching(but it’s okay, he got you with that good af aftercare boo) but he favors you laying back and letting him prop your legs up on his shoulders, and just pound away. Your legs on him, gives him somewhat more control over you, he can easily turn you into another position, and with your legs out of the way, he can just really get it up in there.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Although Wonwoo does fall in to this sort of dominant character in the bedroom, it’s not overbearing and suffocating. Sometimes seeing a dick is just funny as fuck, and it’s never weird for either of you to just burst out laughing. I mean, if you can’t laugh with someone who’s two seconds away from putting a dick in you, they’re not the right person, life lessons right there. It’s more serious with Wonwoo, but not to a point that’s it’s not fun or lighthearted. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
I don’t see Wonwoo being concerned with being completely bare, I think he’s one of those guys that wants a bit of hair to just ‘feel like a man’ or whatever, but he does keep it clean. Trim it up a bit, manscape a little. I don’t think he keeps up with it all the time tho, I mean honestly..who shaves every day? Be honest. So at times it is a bit more out of control as compared to other days. 


I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Sex is very intense with Wonwoo, but he somehow manages to work in love rather than lust. He’s very much into body worship, and making it known that although you might be tied down and at his mercy, you’re his equal and he loves you and this isn’t just sex. It’s not really romantic? But he makes his feelings obvious. 

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)

Wonwoo typically has his hormones under control, but it’s kind of hard to deal with a boner when there isn’t time to just…wait around for it to go down or take a shower or something, so he’s quick and sneaky about getting it done. Locked away, he takes care of business, but he’s that annoying bf that always calls or texts you like ‘im hard…help’. Phone sex is pretty frequent, if you can’t be there to physically deal with it with him, he’s got to have you help vocally. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Wonwoo’s dominant, but not in the bdsm sense, there’s no master or sir to it, he just takes control most of the time. He’s very big on laying you out, and worshiping your body from head to toe. Teasing and overstimulation is a huge kink of Wonwoo’s, making you cum over multiple times is a must with him, or he’s not leaving the bed until you do.


L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

[See Risk] Wonwoo doesn’t stray from the bedroom, he’s very private with you. Even PDA is almost nonexistent with Wonwoo, so taking sex outside the bed isn’t likely with him. He does utilize the bedroom though, using the bed, desk, bending you over against a wall, he keeps it interesting but it doesn’t leave the safety of his room.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Wonwoo isn’t easy to turn on. Just a sly kiss or brushing your hand over his crotch isn’t enough to make him pop a boner, he’s very controlled. Sex and getting turned on is a very slow build. He teases, foreplay is extensive, etc. It’s a build. Same with turning him on; heavy making out and some intense dry humping is his biggest turn on and the quickest way to get him aroused. 

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Public/Exibitionism isn’t flying with Wonwoo, at all. Nearly anything goes in the bedroom, but take him out his private element, and you can’t turn him on, it’s like he’s got an off switch. While he’s dominant-ish, he’s not into titles, roleplaying with sir, master, etc aren’t his type, he doesn’t get into the title and power play sex kind of thing. 

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
A master of foreplay and teasing, oral is very positive in his book. Having your hands clutching his, and wiggling in pleasure while he’s busy between your thighs. Wonwoo’s got it down to a T, if someone was to get an award for their tongue, it’d be him. He doesn’t stop until you’ve cum on his tongue. He loves oral, it’s really more just body worship in his mind. Having you unravel on his tongue, you making him quiver from your mouth, oral is a must need during sex with him, it’s a part of the ‘process’.


P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Wonwoo’s pace is pretty fast and hard, he’s not very rough? His thrusts aren’t going to hurt, but they’re very precise and determined to make you cum around his cock. He’s powerful, but he’s not going to cause you pain or anything.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Quickies aren’t a favorable form of sex with Wonwoo, he’s a slow build, without a shit ton of foreplay, he doesn’t cum fast. So quickies, as well as just not liking them, don’t exactly work? Quickies have happened a few times, but on those he’s been turned on all day and just ready to bust, but on the normal day, he just doesn’t want them.


R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
He’s pretty adventurous and experimental in private; Wonwoo’s very open to different kinks or toys or positions. Almost anything can be given a one time go to see if it’s actually pleasurable or fun. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Wonwoo has a strange stamina, it really depends on what kind of and how long the foreplay and teasing is. If you get right in to sex, he last above average, he can string the sex out anywhere from twenty to thirty minutes, but if foreplay and teasing is extensive, he gets so worked up that he doesn’t last long with the actual sex, pulling barely five to ten minutes. One round is usually it, on the off day, he can pull together a second round but normally, one nut and he’s tapping out. 


T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Over time, Wonwoo has accumulated quite the collection. He leans more towards scarves and cloth ties than handcuffs, and various vibrating and stimulating toys, he’s keen on toys just to tease the living hell out of you. 


U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Wonwoo is relentless, safe words were made because of Wonwoo. He can and will tease you until you’re in tears. He’s quite content with just sitting back, toying with you until you feel like you could scream, and just listen to you whine and squirm under his gaze. Doesn’t help his kink is overstimulation, does it?


V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
In bed, Wonwoo doesn’t say much, he’s of a sound maker. He grunts and moans from the pleasure and effort of his thrusts, at this point, sex is like a work out, he pulls his weight in the bedroom. As he’s closer to cumming, he gets very out of breath, and his sounds downgrade into heavy breathing and panting, before he gets loud as he moans when he finally climaxes. Wonwoo’s not a word guy in the bed, he doesn’t talk, but he’s certainly heard.


W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Wonwoo’s learned not to get cocky with sex, you’d think after a few times playing with handcuffs, you’d be over the bit of nerves and be fine and dandy, no? Never let your guard down, his dumb ass lost the key for a good twenty minutes until he realized it was in his pants pocket. After that, it was part of kinkier sex that the key was attacked to a string and hung near by in plain sight. No one needs that fright again. 


X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
He’s a t h i c c bitch, Wonwoo’s more on the girth side of things. He’s not gonna….split you in half or anything, but he’s on the shorter side of the spectrum, about 4.5″. Gets the job done, but yeah. Not gonna kill your hole or anything. You will survive, I promise.


Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Wonwoo’s more on the ‘horny toad’ side of the spectrum, his sex drive tips over the line of normal, higher than typical. He’s really ready to pop some dick at any moment, give him the signal and boner is up and running. 

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Although he doesn’t tire out easily, after sex that qualifies as an intense work out, Wonwoo does tap out pretty quick and need some shut eye. As soon as he cums, it’s a race for time to get cleaned up before his eyes close for good.