i just love his profile

anonymous asked:

I would read the crap out of your bitty in the NHL fic

(anon is referring to these tags:  #b r a h#i have a solid 2k of backstory for how bitty could have started hockey earlier and been good enough to sign with the NHL after graduating#it involves bitty’s aunt connie john johnson’s mother and the edmonton oilers#idk if i’ll ever post it because i’m only done the outline of the fic#(thats just the 2k prologue lol) from this post

ME TOO!! I want to read it so bad, I just don’t…. want.. to write… it…… 

This is the summary though! 

Eric Bittle expected his first year in the NHL to be difficult. He expected the long road trips, the aggressive checks, the constant fatigue, the rampant homophobia lurking under the surface of a culture that put traditional masculinity on a pedestal. Less expected is the balancing act that is his social life. Putting up with a surly captain while keeping in contact with friends from college and slowly falling for an anonymous guy he met on tinder were not a part of Bitty’s contract with the Providence Falconers.

Yes, Jack is the guy he met on tinder. No, neither of them know that. 

I really want it to be a multi media story so it includes tumblr posts, newspaper headlines, text messages etc. for example, from chapter 3:

Tumblr post. fyeahjarse: Did you hear about Zimms helping Eric Bittle?? They’re doing extra morning practices together??? Look at my son helping my other son, what a good captain. -> reblogged and someone adds doodles of them as falcons a la the penguin artist on irl hockey tumblr (ninja omelet) 

raphael openly following simon on twitter just to post cryptic things about betrayal and heart simon’s tweets even tho it’s nothing but boring shit like a picture of a cat he passed in an alley or bits of original lyrics

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“Poirot said placidly, “One does not, you know, employ merely the muscles. I do not need to bend and measure the footprints and pick up the cigarette ends and examine the bent blades of grass. It is enough for me to sit back in my chair and think. It is this –” he tapped his egg-shaped head – “this, that functions!”
- Agatha Christie, ‘Five Little Pigs’

ABOUT XANDER IN WARRIORS

I CAN’T BELIEVE HOW HOT HE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS

SHIT I’M CRYING

look AT HIM, LOOK AT THEM

FEMUI IS DEFAULT I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

he juST MCFRIGGING SENT A HORSE FLYING WITH A FLING OF SWORD?? I LOVE HIM??

HE LOOKS SO GOOD WHEN HE’S JUDGING YOU LIKE

‘UGH FFS CAN I JUST STAB THE LOBSTER PLEASE’

I LOVE HIS PROFILE?? SO MUCH?? I LOVE HIM OMG LOOK AT HIM HE’S SO GOOD IN HD I CAN’T OTZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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NINTENDO OWNS MY SOUL