i just love him so much it's actually embarrassing

Who is Suho?

♡ Kim Junmyeon 

♡ Our “guardian angel”

♡ Leader-nim

♡ Is a single-mom with 8 children

♡ Is still suffering from the pain Kris has caused when he left his love

♡ D A D  J O K E S

♡ His jokes have the power to make you cringe until you cry

♡ but we,exols will laugh anyway

♡ Xiumin who is also the oldest laughs at suho’s jokes regardless

♡ Once a wise man said “Your jokes aren’t funny so stop”

♡ That wise man was kyungsoo

♡ Chen also doesn’t find him funny

♡ He didn’t think twice before he roasted Suho on Happy Together

♡ “Stop it’s not funny”

♡ S A V A G E

♡ S for Savage

♡ “You should stop screaming”—>about lay’s monodrama

♡ I ain’t joking this boy can roast anyone

♡ “Here,poison,eat and die”

♡ “I didn’t watch her movie either”

♡ “It’s my broadcast so I’ll do whatever I want”

♡ Bbh:I got twice more handsome than the last time you saw me

   Suho:0x2 is still 0.

♡ “Why were you born?

♡ Iconic line from his drama—>”I’ll sue you later”

♡ Sehun is his little baby

♡ They have a special connection between each other

♡ Our little maknae also learned how to roast from the master

♡ “I have a real older brother tho”

♡ Waited for almost 4 hours to scare kai

♡ Failed

♡ $uh0e

♡ He rich

♡ He’s the type of person who will shove his credit card to your face

♡ And he’ll be like “I’m rich so tell me what you want”

♡ He’s got some*looks around* nicccee abs

I’m pretty sure they’re made of steel

Originally posted by baozitao

♡ He’s actually a soft bunny

♡ Loved by everyone

♡ Slept during the day in Dream Concert and staff covered him with a blanket

♡ Loving towards his members

♡ I bet he makes all those lame jokes just to make them happy

♡ As much as he gives,he also receives

♡ Takes care of all and remembers important dates

♡ Celebrated Sehun’s birthday without a bottom but its ok

♡ Lovely towards anyone

♡ Loves taehyung

♡ Loves bts

♡ Since he’s the leader,he has a really good relationship with any other group member

♡ Talks to girl group members

♡ Russian Roulette

♡ Loves,loves,loves it

♡ Won’t stop dancing to the song with a poker face on

♡ They actually had to stop him so they wouldn’t be embarrassed in front of Red Velvet

Too late

Originally posted by suhomysuho

♡ After that, he went in front of red velvet and started dancing to russian roulette

Words can’t explain the cringe

♡ Looks good

♡ In photo shoots

♡ While sleeping

♡ While breathing

♡ The royalty concept was created for him

♡ He was meant to be the king

♡ I love it when he explains why is lay absent.Is it just me? ok

♡ Bless his voice

♡ It’s already blessed tho

♡ “Curtain”

♡ No more words needed

♡ Appreciates art

♡ Is art

♡ He starts the speech during award ceremonies

♡ Can seem strong and powerful as a leader-he already is’-

♡ But sometimes,he can’t hold back just like any of the members

♡ Looked really strong and talked calmly during the award ceremony but after,the staff found him crying

♡ He loves exols

♡ so much

♡ We also love him

♡ He was the one who cheered up the members and told everything is going to be ok when krishantao left

♡ I think he’s the strongest member’

♡ Loves to travel

♡ Travels a lot

♡ His dance isn’t appreciated enough

♡ His looks aren’t appreciated enough

♡ IS THE BIGGEST MEME ONLINE

Originally posted by death-by-jongin

♡ Can speak 3-4 languages

♡ Even though he isn’t fluent

♡ Kai is a hoe for him

♡ Kai loves to talk to him while they can feel each other’s breath

♡ He is a soft bunny who wants to love everyone and spread love

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

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happy birthday kim doyoung ♡ // #HappyDOYOUNGDay

to our dotokki, busy celebrity, church oppa, ferret baby, and so much more…
thank you for putting heart into everything you do and always having the brightest, most beautiful smile. your immense talent still amazes us, and your kindness speaks so much. we’re so proud of all you have accomplished. from your melodic voice and astounding intelligence, to your embarrassing dabbing and awkward dancing, you are truly irreplaceable. I feel so blessed to be alive to witness your existence because you’ve made my life so much better. you deserve all the happiness in the world, and I wish your birthday (& every day after that) is just as amazing as you!

wodejongdae  asked:

Due to the lack of Chen on all our dashes I am back with another 'challenge' for our lovely standom. Name a random thing you love about our Chenny which is not commonly mentioned. Can be a body part, a personality trait, a quote or whatever that comes to your mind. We all love his voice and his kindness, but there's so much more to love. Send this to your favorite Jongdae stans & let's keep spreading our love and admiration for our cute talented boy 💓

and @chenbaekery !! thank you for the ask. ive been taking way too long to answer this. its just that i have so much to say about jongdae i cant pick one! ><

idk about yall but i think jongdae and his beatbox really need to make a comeback like

this smol bean actually knows how to beatbox

kris is so damn embarrassing o lov him XD

chenyeol actually saved us twice never forget this!

Headcanons: Dark with a Siren S/O

Request: “heyy, i know you said requests were closed but when you do feel like writing again would you mind writing a bullet list or preference about either dark or his S/O being a siren? i don’t know if you’ve done this before but i find the idea really interesting, love your writing by the way!!”


• He would be actually quite surprised by the sway your abilities have on him

• Its almost intimidating for him, to be with someone who holds a power over him

• He goes into a trance-like stance when you sing and is embarrassed about it

• He sometimes sings too and you enjoy it, very much and make comments that he might be one too. He just chuckles and kisses you

• He is kinda jealous of your ability though. Its so much easier than his wooing tactics.

• He will often ask you to sing. Because he honestly loves it that much

• Compliments, beautifully worded compliments that make you swoon a little

• He has a recording you don’t know about. It was hard to obtain as he was narrowly avoiding the trance like state I mentioned earlier.

• He listens to it when stressed because your voice is just an instant stress reliever

• He doesn’t like you singing around other people because they might fall in love with you too! Protective Dark is protective.

blackshikamaru  asked:

hey ange why do non sns ships suck

tj i lov u

ok so there are some good nonsns ships and by that i mean basically just narugaa. also like sasugaa in a like, lesser degree. AND HERES WHY

ig u cud argue in modern au it doesnt matter but in canonverse its rly important that they like, actually understand each other. i can see naruto trying with lots of ppl but he’d never actually connect because theres too much of naruto no one understands. the village says they love him but they were all fucking complicit in his ostracization and r perfectly willing to brush ovr it. whereas sasuke n gaara played no hand AND they GET IT (sasuke contributing cud b argued but id argue his treatment of naruto was always as a form of rivalry and nevr stigmatization i.e. he treated naruto as human, flawed and all)

for sns specifically tho like. theyre just so in LOVE its honestly embarrassing 😖 naruto was the only bond sasuke could never discard and for a person who does everything to distance himself from others thats CRUCIAL to have that precious person. naruto on his part never stopped loving sasuke and never gave up on him. he was willing to put his goal aside for him! he 👏 loves 👏 him!

seriousness aside theyre messy theyd cheat on literally anyone they dated to b w the other and its funny they shud jus get married!

thedragonfairy  asked:

Hey it's me again 😁 since we have yet to see the precious rabbit known as Lavi in the more resent(?) chapters could you possibly do some really fluffy and sweet headcanons for him please? Thanks in advance!

Arghhhhh I had a draft saved for this forever ago but tumblr deleted it?? I’m so sorry about that I should’ve had this done much earlier. It’s nice to see you again though!!

[ Lavi Bookman Jr. ]

Originally posted by mangastream


  • I’ve said this a billion times but he’s a huge cuddlier 
  •  Lavi actually loves it when his s/o feeds him
  • Isn’t afraid to show the world how much he loves you. PDA is not uncommon at all (its kind of embarrassing)
  • Lavi sometimes goes out of his way just to fluster his s/o. But when the tables turn, he’s a blushing mess and really confused??
  • Will play little jokes on his s/o just to put a smile on their face
  • Really likes to sleep with his s/o curled up in his arms. It makes him feel like he has a place to belong and someone to genuinely trust
  • Secretly loves it when his s/o plays with his hair. He’ll totally let them put bows in it if they really wanted. As long as nobody sees him like that, he’s fine with it
  •  So many nicknames for his s/o you can’t even keep track of them
  • Takes his s/o for really relaxing dates and pampers them to know end. He just wants you to see how much you really mean to him

The fact that Sehyuk actually liked one of my most embarrassing posts has me dead in a ditch.

I’m so embarrassed but I’m thankful for these memories he gave me today. This is the second time he’s liked any of my stuff but the first time was just a meme. This time its 3 posts he liked my comment saying

  • “we will always love you”
  • The dang I love the way he pronounces kkeutkaji post.
  • Lastly, he liked my meme edit of him



THANK YOU SEHYUK FOR ALL THESE MEMORIES! I love you so much and I’ll cherish these things forever💖

OK, before I vent some more. Let’s talk about some scenes that J2 nailed. Sam and Dean’s awkwardness around Mary is adorable. I love how Dean Fucking Winchester tried to tell his Mom to stay home with so much hesitance and she told him ‘No’ so nicely with a 'good talk’ and how embarrassed Sam was to be Dean’s brother when Dean was inhaling pie and just how big, awkward and vulnerable he was in the last scene with Mary. I love how he let Mary get on her toes to hug him and how he different it is from when he makes himself smaller and folds himself whenever he hugs Dean. Its adorable.
I love how Dean and Sam can actually tell their Mom confidently that look, we realized we only had each other and see, this is my family, my family hunts.

And I love the extremely short - blink and you miss Sam and Dean scenes. When Sam is curling his lip and telling the Bitch to go screw herself and all his bravado of 2 days disappear the moment dean appears and his voice is so small when he says 'Dean’.
And how broken and scared Sam looks when she threatens to do everything to Dean that she did to Sam.
And the bitch tortured Dean in front of Sam. And Sam looked so scared, his lips were shaking with the emotions and fear - For DEAN. Let me repeat how Sam did his best to be brave and sassy in the face of his own torture but when its Dean standing there, blood on his face - and looking actually scared himself of the psycho bitch after whatever she did to him - Sam is terrified. And Dean, he looked so done like he was about to pass out and said he feels dead but he still made sure to actually smile at Sam. The moment before Mary entered was so tense - the bitch about to do something horrible to Dean in front of Sam and Sam was yanking on his chains by then.
Tense fucking moment. it was good. J2 were fabulous. Now only if the other storyline wasn’t more important man. A hug would have been beautiful and perfect. You know how magical J2 would have made that.

Requested- Nate Jealous Imagine for Anon

Being in a relationship with Nate was one of the best things ever. He always treats you like a princess and spoils you with things that you will probably never use, but not being able to be with him all of the time wasn’t the best thing ever. He was always away on tours or with Sammy and the Jacks, so it was hard to be alone all of that time.

At around 10:00 on a Saturday morning, you decided that you wanted to go and get some coffee. So, you finally got out of bed and frowned when Nate wasn’t next to you, but got out of bed none the less. You quickly got ready in leggings, vans, and one of Nate’s big Omaha sweatshirts and walked out the door. You put your keys in the cars and let it heat up before you started driving and sent Nate a quick text asking him if he wanted to get coffee with you. About halfway there, he still wasn’t responding so you called another friend of yours, Matt Espinosa.

You and Matt had been friends for a really long time, even before you knew Nate, but he wasn’t one to try to make a move one of his best friends girlfriend, so you thought Nate would be fine with it. When you arrived, you called Matt and he answered on the second ring.

“Hi Y/N! What’s up?” he quickly asked.

“Oh, hi. Umm nothing much, i was just wondering if you wanted to grab a coffee with me.” you said as you smiled from how happy he sounded.

“Of course, I would love too! Where do you want to go, do yo want me to pick you…” he rushed out before you interrupted him.

“Oh no its alright, I’m actually already here.” you said a little embarrassed.

“Oh alright I’ll be right there, less than five minutes.” Matt said.

“Okay, see you in a bit”

“Ok Y/N, bye” he said and then you hung up.

You were happy that you could hang out with Matt again, ever since the tour you both have been really busy and have had no time to catch up, so this was really good. After about 3 minutes of sitting at a booth by yourself playing on your phone, you felt someones feet hit yours under the table. When you looked up you saw Matt and smiled the biggest smile you have in a while as you got up from your seat and went to hug Matt. He wrapped his arms around you completely as your head was in the crook of his neck, still smiling. You finally released from you hug and went over to get a coffee. Right as you were about to hand the barista the money, Matt reached his hand out and paid for you.

“Matt, you didn’t have to do that.” you looked him with a small smile.

“I insist.” he winked back to you.

You giggled and mumbled an, “okay.” As you both walked back to the booth, he ‘accidentally’ bumped into you and you bumped him back and it went on until you sat down. He started asking how you’ve been and whats been going on, and you answered with simple stuff like, “good” and “okay” After a few short answers he looked at you confused.

“Y/N, what’s wrong?” he asked genuinely concerned.

“Oh it’s nothing, I’m fine.” you lied, you wanted to be with Nate right now, as much as you love Matt, your only time with Nate is when he’s off tour and he’s spending that time with Sammy…of course.

“No, Y/N, seriously what’s wrong you’re not yourself.” he said obviously not taking your excuses.

“I’m sorry, it’s just I haven’t been able to spend any time with Nate the whole time he’s been home and I just really want to spend some time with him before he leaves again.” you say your voice slightly wavering at the end from sadness. He looked at you with his lip pouted out slightly and whispered an “I’m sorry.” You just shook your head and sipped you coffee, dismissing the subject. For about and hour you and Matt sat in the coffee shop just talking about new stuff and what you will both be up to soon. And after saying “bye” about 20 times you both finally got into your separate cars and you headed home. 

You slowly drove home, and when you pulled into your’s and Nate’s driveway you noticed his car was there too, which is weird because you thought he was with Sammy today. When you got out of the car, you quickly pulled your sleeves down from the cold and speeded inside. But right as you closed the door you were met with an angry Nate. you put your bag down and took off your coat as you slowly walked over to Nate, completely ignoring the fact that he looked like he could punch a wall,and wrapped your arms loosely around his waist and inhaled his scent.

You slowly let go of him when you realized that he wasn’t hugging you back and  looked up at him confused, “Nate, baby, whats wrong.” 

“Don’t act like you don’t know, Y/N”  he said and he sounded rather pissed off.

“No please tell me why you are being a baby about nothing, because i didn’t do anything.” you sassed back to him as you turned on your heels and went to hang your coat up.

“Are you serious?! You don’t know why I’m mad? I mean it’s not like you hung out with one of my best fiends today instead of me.” he raised his voice slightly.

“No, actually are you serious? I didn’t just hang out with Matt, I called you beforehand and when you didn’t answer that i texted you to ask if YOU wanted to get a coffee, but you were to busy with Sammy to answer either of those so I called Matt. Don’t try to put the blame on me for hanging out with Matt because I can hang out with whoever the hell I want!” you were yelling now because Nate just assumed that you were hanging out with Matt for no reason when even if that was the case he doesn’t need to make this big of deal out of it since it only is Matt. You turned away from Nate and stomped up the stairs, while he trailed behind you still trying to argue with you about the whole thing. You just zoned him out. When he realized that you weren’t listening anymore, he grabbed you arm rather harshly.

“Ouch!” you yelped even though it only hurt enough to make you flinch. Which you did and Nate looked at you like he had never seen you before. He slowly backed away and raised his hand and looked at it like it wasn’t his and you looked up at him confused. 

“Nate?…” you lowly asked and got up to make your way over to him but he put his hand out to stop you from moving closer.

“Nate Maloley what is wrong with you? Answer me.” you asked rather harshly but he wasn’t begin cooperative. He looked up at you and pulled you into a tight hug and he mumbled “sorry” and “i love you” over and over again until you pulled away.

“Nate what was that about?” you finally questioned him.

“Y/N. I’m so sorry I should have never gotten mad at you for hanging out with Matt and I promise I will never hurt you again,” he quickly rushed out still and sad look on his face.

“What do you mean, Nate you didn’t hurt me.” you said confused.

“I saw how you winced when I grabbed your arm and baby, I’m so sorry i won’t ever do that again I just got carried away and I was mad and jealous and……” you cut him off with kiss on the lips before he could ramble any more.

“Nate you didn’t hurt me I was just being dramatic don’t worry about it, but i understand that I should have told you that I was hanging out with Matt beforehand, it alright.” you smiled at how worried he was and wrapped your arms around his neck.

“Okay, I’m so sorry, I love you Y/N.” he said softly in your ear.

“It’s alright Nate, I love you too.” you whispered back and you both just sat on the bed hugging each other and cuddling the rest of the night, as you thought of how lucky you were to have such an amazing boyfriend.

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Okay… I really hope this is alright and i didn’t know if it should have been like he was your boyfriend already or you were just friends but i went with my gut and did boyfriend so i hope you like it!<3  and my ask is always open so anytime you want to talk or just ask random questions or request anything *ask away babes*