this has been an interesting flight back so far
i got stopped at security and tested bc something showed up on the scanner as being inside my ass / back pocket. security dude asked me if i had anything shoved in my ass. straight up to my face asked if he needed to do a full cavity search. which he didn’t. i got scanned again and nothing showed up.
on the flight the lady next to me was looking up toy yorkies for sale in miami and crying quietly over the pictures while the dude on my other side watched Hellboy and listened to metal at the same time.
then i’m getting coffee just now on my layover and the lady’s voice sounded super familiar so i just mentioned that to her and she said “yeah i sound like michael cera, right?” “oh….no, i don’t think so” “yes i do. have a nice flight.”
what other weird things are gonna happen??