i just like this photo k

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shinee + plant babe aesthetics

ok wait hold up

oh what a lovely photo of these lovely men! wow! one is confused, one needs a haircut, and one is just looking into the distance! how artistic and wonderful! except…

hold up

this plate is c l e a n.

now either hugo doesn’t eat, like at all (which would explain a lot), and is just chillin, or

that man leaves no piece of food behind. none. eats everything and way way faster than literally e v e r y o n e. he’s k i r b y. he just i n h a l e s it.

i’m not sure which frightens me more.

Baekhyun (EXO) Smiling Spam!

Requested by anon:  OK PLEASE BAEKHYUN SMILING SPAM BC HE’S MY PRINCE AND I JUST LOVE HIS SMILE SO FREAKING MUCH OMMGG

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anonymous asked:

Model Yurio having to pose with tigers and literally asks to do a pose where he gets to ride the tiger bc he's still a child (he angrily texts Beka when they tell him no and Beka is like "you're not mad you're crying aren't you and Yurio is like no :,( I'm not )

ok ok ok o ko k but beka seeing the photos months after and hes jsut…,,, im gay.gif

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Hot Stuff

Dear Maya
It’s December and I love all the surprises that come with this season.This latest surprise from our favorite girl is simply wow and whoa perfection.
Elvis may sing about a Blue Christmas but she takes blue to another level in this video and there’s nothing sad about it! More like “Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree because no one rocks it like she does.


R: honey are you trying to break twitter?

K: not a bad idea

R: No really. I’m serious

K: No really. Breaking twitter sounds rad. I’m serious

R: they’re going crazy over your video and now the new Chanel spread. You are single handedly fucking breaking twitter and I love it when you’re trending

K: trending? Stfu with the twitter talk. just get O U T of there

R: I can’t quit watching or looking at the photos. Wild horses couldn’t keep me away

K: LOL quoting Stones to me?

R: Nobody rides a mustang like you. That was some joyride

K: a fucking amazing joyride

R: I know what’s a joy to ride

K: oh really? hmmmmm sounds like a man of taste

R: I’m a man of wealth and taste

K: that you are. Stones again? Sympathy for the devil

R: I have no sympathy for the "devil”

K: word

R: you can’t always get what you want

K: they may try sometimes but they never will

R: exactly. That’s why we made the popcorn ornament for you

K: what? Love it because of the little hands that made it but if it’s supposed to mean something then I missed it

R: honey if you read twitter you’d know about the popcorn

K: I’m not reading twitter to see what crazy people do with popcorn & don’t think I want to know

R: you would think it was funny

K: doubtful

R: when some fuckwit posts ridiculous photoshopped pictures of me or you then someone will say “get the popcorn”

K: for what?

R: to sit back and watch the drama unfold

K: bwhaaaaaaa ok I get it. Now I really love that popcorn ornament

R: what about the reindeer frames we made?

K: you’re getting really crafty dude, Can’t wait to see what else you come up with

R: Twitter isn’t my only vice. I’ve discovered Pinterest too. That’s my source for all craftiness

K: LOL glad you’re getting to spend all this time with them before you start filming

R: Sometimes you do get what you want. I have everything I want and everything I need right here. Except for one thing

K: oh yeah? what’s that?

R: I’ve been holding out so long, I’ve been sleeping all alone. Lord I miss you

K: I just saw you but I miss you too!!!! great song BTW

R: there ain’t a woman that comes close to you

K: awww. thanks honey. You know I can quote Stones too dude

R: let’s hear it

K: all I want is for you to make love to me

R: hot stuff hot stuff can’t get enough

K: you’ll get some soon

R: I just keep watching the video and picturing you dancing without clothes on

K: can’t stop thinking about that blue tongue can ya?

R: she comes in colors ev'rywhere………she’s like a rainbow………….

K: I had no idea you knew so many Stones lyrics

R: you know you have a magical tongue

K: I don’t know that Stones song.

R: that’s MY song about you. My lady of the magic tongue.

K: hahahah shut up. Yours is magic too dude. I love you so much

R: you have no idea luv just how much I love you more

So sweet Maya,
That’s what makes the holidays special - just having a ball and enjoying the ones you’re with. It’s going to be OK.

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Heeey guess I’ll do this even tho it’s getting late

I’m Jessica I’m 26. Pan romantic (I think) asexual and I think Thomas Sanders may be the best human.

So here’s a photo I just took 2 seconds ago of my face and a photo of me looking like dork meeting Thomas at Vidcon last year. That was pretty much the highlight of my trip 😘

Umm I’m in beauty school and I’m a fan of cartoons and art and makeup and fashion? Idk check out my blog if you’d like? I’ve tried to start using it more lately.

Okay im gonna go check out other peeps now k bye!

💜

thewasabipea  asked:

sooo apparently pansy parkinson's actress is doing/did a nude shoot for playboy's march/april issue just fyiiiiiii

oh believe me friend i K N O W

and she’s not really my favorite fc for pansy but im still ????? feeling really inspired for like a post war faux apologetic spread of Scandalous Photos that just absolutely fucking infuriates harry for reasons he ???? doesn’t really need to inspect too closely, thanks, it’s not like a THING it’s just like. god. who even wants to SEE that much of pansy parkinson right. like. not harry. obviously. he’s not even going to LOOK, really. he just. has to. for work. because she’s a suspect. for, like, crime. or whatever. clues can be anywhere, it’s important to be thorough, and he should PROBABLY conduct this investigation in person, honestly, now is not the time to let his guard down.

in other news it’s fucking official i can turn anything even tangentially related to pansy parkinson into a hansy rom com

behold; my true talent

anonymous asked:

I feel like a very defeated and tired Jon Snow repeating "stunts are coming"

lol


Anonymous said to shadyshit91:My guess (if she’s in the U.K.): him papped solo at the airport. Fans spot them and probably some pics Chicago style. Them being papped together (LFW?) and fly together for LA return when we’ll have pap pics. Also, after this she’ll come back on social medias as well. Just watch

Anonymous said to shadyshit91:there are also a few fashion shows in london before brits, so knowing 1dhq, i’m preparing my ass for front row photos

Anonymous said to shadyshit91:Okay but now he is really making such a big thing about being in London, and reveling some places he might go to. Why? Are you going to take your breakfast with E and you need to make sure people (*cough* stalker *cough*) are gonna be here? Why don’t you try the pap arrival at the departure escalator? Anties would buy it anyway, don’t try so hard

watchyourattitude said to shadyshit91:This might be naive but I’m hoping for something among the lines of “Louis Tomlinson seeks comfort with ex Eleanor Calder after finding out his son isn’t his” and then a break up in a few weeks/months when he’s over the “hurt” and realises she’s not the one. If they’re gonna do this, do it like this.

I’m literally just 🤷‍♀️

Let’s see. Something is coming for sure 

EXO CHAT GROUP
  • [notification]: 56764 chats
  • Chanyeol: /uploaded Suho's pic hugging vogue magz with Kris and an unidentified girl--her face is full of scratch--on the cover while sleeping like a shrimp on the sofa/
  • Baekhyun: ;__;
  • Chanyeol: I almost cried when i took this photo
  • Baekhyun: What should we do ab this?
  • Chanyeol: He needs to see someone
  • Baekhyun: Should we arrange him a blind date?
  • Chanyeol: K i'll try to find one at christianmingle.com
  • Baekhyun: Suho hyung is buddhist babe
  • Chanyeol: But he had quite experience as church oppa
  • Baekhyun: Whatever just come home quickly
  • Chanyeol: Why?
  • Sehun: Baekhyun hyung has started unzipping my pants again fyi
  • Chanyeol: I TOLD YOU NOT TO WEAR SKINNY ZIPPER PANTS WHEN BAEKHYUN IS AROUND YOU LITTLE SHIT
  • Chanyeol: B im coming home rn so pls hold ur thirst
  • Sehun: Buy me a bubbletea on the way home or im going to unzip my own pants rn
  • Chanyeol: You son of a bitch OKAY JUST GET OUTTA BAEKHYUN'S SIGHT RN
  • Suho: Park Chanyeol you are going to regret this very much and i will not go to any blind date thank you
  • Tao: /uploaded selca on the street somewhere in LA/
  • Suho: What- u still in this chat group?
  • Tao: I miss you mom :(
  • Sehun: Bruh i played that game in which you are involved as a character and it sucks
  • Tao: Excuse you, won't you thank me for making you almost main rapper in exo rn?
  • Suho: Never call me mom again Zitao i don't even have a husband :)
  • Chen: /invited Kris to the chat/
  • Suho: KIM JONG DAE WHAT ARE YOU-
  • Chen: Im giving you a husband
  • Kris: /joined the chat/
  • Kris: Ayo whaddup galaxy is back in the house
  • Suho: JUST FUCK MY LIFE.
  • Suho: /left the chat/
  • Sehun: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Sehun: /invited Luhan to the chat/
  • Luhan: /joined the chat/
  • Luhan: Yo yo manly Luhan is back. Have u listened to my new song? What do you think guys?
  • Sehun: Perfect <3
  • Lay: Tao? Kris? Luhan? Am i high?
  • Chen: You have been always Boss Zhang, you didn't even wear pants while being filmed yesterday
  • Baekhyun: what a mess we did create Park Chanyeol i love u
  • Chanyeol: love u too let's get a room ;)
  • Kai: See? This' why i muted this chat group
  • D.O: Yes, i get it
  • Xiumin: ...
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Yuzuru HANYU | ISU Grand Prix Final 2015/16 | 12.12.2015 | 330.43

Patrick CHAN | ISU GP Trophee Bompard 2013 | 16.11.2013 | 295.27

Javier FERNANDEZ | ISU Grand Prix Final 2015/16 | 12.12.2015 | 292.95

the only thing I’m mad about in this whole situation is when chloe moretz (naively yes) tried to be the voice of reason in this and khloe k being the ego-fueled idiot that she is posted a (fake) nsfw photo of chloe. like okay everything is heated right now i get it but posting a nsfw photo (even a fake one) to humiliate another woman went WAY beyond the taylor and kimye feud and was just outright bullying and uncalled for. khloe kardashian is gross af

Oath | Ch. 8 | Jungkook

Genre: Angst | Mafia!AU

Members: Jungkook | You/Reader | Yoongi | Taehyung | Namjoon | Hoseok | Jin | Jimin |

Summary: What if one day everything you ever wanted is taken away and your whole world comes crushing down? If you were to forget today, who would you be tomorrow?

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Word count: 3887

A/N: I just noticed today that my page looked weird. The text I had in hangeul was written in…I don’t even know how to call that,  the links were not working and the profile photo was different. (the one from the original source of the code I’m using) Now, I don’t know if I should go as far as to call my account hacked but if you happen to receive some weird messages or see me reblog something that is not BTS or K-pop/Korean culture related, then chances are I have been indeed hacked and I would like to ask you to notify me if any of these happen. On another note, here is the next chapter. Hope you enjoy it! ^^ 

Dark cold night, empty old road in the middle of nowhere, tires squealing in the distance, and the faded sound of a car approaching in high-speed. Where am I? What is this place? Your eyes traced the white lines of the road to the depths of the night where the sound -that only became louder- came from. The sudden light coming from the headlights of a car hurt your eyes. You moved your hand in front of them, trying to block it as you tried to take a sneak at the people inside. But it was worthless. The car was moving so fast that you couldn’t even open your eyes before it passed you. A few more meters down the road it came to a standstill under the bright red color of the traffic light.

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Thoughts I've had while watching K-Dramas

“Why are they eating eggs on a bus?”

“Don’t take photos of her like that it’s creepy!”

“Why do they keep falling asleep when someone is talking to them?”

“How many times do they need to put a blanket over their sleeping crush?!”

“SERIOUSLY STOP SLEEPING EVERYWHERE.”

“Why does she like him he’s such a stoic plank of wood?”

“Pretty sure that’s harassment”

“That’s definitely an advert for Samsung”

“Wait what’s her name?”

“Just fuck already!”

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Lock screen/ Background/ Last Song/ Selfie TAG

I was tagged by @jeylovestoblog and @kimlovesc-k-c-j-and-j-h to do this tag! Haha. So for my lock screen I have my cute pink mochi Jimin. My home screen is Yoongi’s recent twitter photo that he posted! Can I just say Yoongi is freaking art!! I can look at him all day!! 😍 The last song I listened to was 뱁새 Silver Spoon and this is a great song if you wanna hurry up and do stuff like me this morning! Last is a selfie of me being weird! Lol Cuz like why not! 😂😂

I tag: @bubbl3tae @kookiewithak @bangtannoon @jinssmile @jungkookfortunekookies @allaboutthespn And all my followers that see this post! 😝 I wanna see all your beautiful faces guys!

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So recently I’ve got into making lock screens! These are the ones I’ve done so far. Not really that good but ya know. Also I’ve been making Live Lockscreens (the gifs) for the iPhone 6s and above. Well any smart phone with 3D Touch I guess.

I decided to take some requests! Have a request? Message meh! Although I will ask a lot of questions it’s to meet your preference. I do mostly K-Pop but I’ll do others (if you want to use the 3D ones then I’ll send you the actually live photo not the gif, just message me).

Like if you save or use them.