The power switch of petty revenge; cute asian girl to the rescue
Prefixing this by stating that this piece of revenge was not mine but I was a front seat witness to it and I’m still giddy about it.
University finals are looming up and the uni lab (computer rooms) are packed with students desperately trying to hammer out final projects while shooting down caffeine pills and energy drinks. Everyone was quiet and respectful, the tension was real and it’s common fucking decency to be a bro and shut it so people can work.
Apparently common decency is not a concept to douchebag mcdicknozzle. First of all, fuck off with the smelly foods. Goddamn kimchi of all things at 2am in an unventilated room is a nightmare. Secondly, earphones exist for a reason. He had some kind of gameshow blasting through the tinny speaker of his phone, letting out wild, snorting laughs and yells every twenty seconds or so.
DbMDN was sitting next to me, in the middle row of computers. There was another row mirroring us in front of us and I could see that there was this tiny, delicate, pretty asian girl there looking absolutely serene about it all. She surveyed the scene and watched us yell at the dude to STFU everytime he opened his mouth but he just rudely gestured at us and continued his sensory assault.
I haf just about enough and was about to hunt down a security dude when i see a flash of dark hair underneath the desk in front of us. Cute girl had crawled under the desks and was slowly advancing on DBMDN. It looked thoroughly suspect but whatever, sleep deprivation makes weirdos of us all. That’s when DBMDN’s computer shut down, screen black, fan off. Totally off, all work gone. He lets out a strangled scream and tried mashing the buttons on the keyboard. The computer starts again and I see cute girl appearing quietly back behind her computer. Nobody but me saw her duck down and flip the computer’s power switch off and then on again. It just looked like the computer crashed.
All of DBMDN’s work was gone, was not even autosaved. Computers reset and wipe themselves at university when they shut down. His essay and work is gone and he finally shuts the fuck up and gets to work rewriting his paper.
I give cute girl a thumbs up and she just smiles shyly and returns to her work.