i just like his design okay

okay when I direct hamlet I know exactly what I want in the opening scenes

the audience will be in traverse. when they come in hamlet will be sitting in his designated seat, on his phone. audience comes in, house lights down, stage lights up, hamlet is still on his phone. audience to either side confused, maybe annoyed like ‘who does this guy think he is smh smh’. opening battlements scene happens, hamlet pays no attention, doesn’t draw attention to himself, just sits in the audience, probably reading cracked.

end of scene one, start of scene two. claudius gertrude et al enter, take their place up on the raised stage at one end of the traverse. hamlet looks up, takes note, puts away phone. claudius starts his big long speech. hamlet pulls out bag of doritos and very loudly opens them. claudius pretends not to notice as hamlet loudly eats doritos while he tries to do his big diplomatic speech. gertrude is very embarrassed. hamlet is being a little shit. probably annoys audience to either side - offers them a chip, nudges them so he can roll his eyes at something claudius says to them, etc. claudius finishes with laertes, turns to address hamlet. 'and now our cousin hamlet, and our son (and lil shit I s2g if I didn’t love your mother)’. hamlet addresses his first line ('a little more than kin and less than kind’) to his neighbour in the audience. not until gertrude suggests that it only 'seems’ with him does he drop his doritos, stand up, and address his mother. once he’s done with his 'I know not seems’ speech, he’s embarrassed and angry at having shown such emotion, and sits angrily back down in the audience. he doesn’t get up until partway through 'too too solid flesh’, which he starts off addressing to his neighbours

where adrien flirts
  • so adrien has a little problem: he likes marinette. like he really, honest-to-god likes her, and he doesn’t know what to do about it. his track record with girls isn’t so stellar. after he confessed his feelings to ladybug as chat noir, she calmly turned him down and admitted she liked someone else. so as nino would say, without a lady to tie him down, adrien agreste is single and ready to mingle
  • but he’s always been single?? and what does mingle even mean?? like, nino, what the hell, dude?? help a man out. 
  • so nino sits him down and explains how to get his crush. with his previous crush, nino tells him, adrien obviously didn’t do it right, and that’s why she turned him down (nino doesn’t know it was ladybug, and he just likes to think adrien was crushing on a supermodel who was totally out of even his league). 
  • nino: “you gotta flirt, man. the ladies love a dude who’s chill and cool and confident. you gotta rock it and own it. you got this.”
    adrien: “but how? every time I go to her, she looks at me, and I can’t… make my words work.”
    nino: “….you two are perfect for each other.”
    adrien: “what?”
    nino: “what?”
  • nino gives him an article with a few tips for flirting. this shouldn’t be too bad, and hey, it worked on alya, nino swears by it. so with 10 Flirting Techniques That Are Garunteed to Work on Women on his mind, adrien is determined to woo the ladies.
  • 1. set the stage with the “soft stare”: so all he had to do was stare at marinette as deeply as possible whenever they had a conversation while maintaining a calm and relaxed expression. marinette likes to stutter and stammer her ways through her words, and he couldn’t blame her, because he lost control when he tried to talk to her as well, and usually her antics made him smile and laugh. but according to the tips, he wasn’t allowed to.
  • it’s all good for a week or so, until nino pulls him aside and asks why he looks like he’s plotting how to murder marinette in her sleep like some type of serial killer every time he talks to her. 
  • he stops talking to her after that. alya tracks him down a few days later and whacks him upside the head for making her best friend cry by ignoring her. adrien goes back to talking to marinette as normally as possible after that because it’s better to talk to her as friends than invoke his “killer smile” while trying to flirt.
  • 2. be vague and leave her wanting more: adrien has this in the bag. he knows how to skirt around a topic, but that’s just because he has to make sure he kept his secret identity as a superhero of Paris a… secret. being vague is one of his best talents, it also helps with those stupid paparazzi who always follow him. the article offers some suggests: tell her you know a secret about her, tell her there’s something interesting about her and you can’t put your finger on it, tell her that’s she exactly your type but don’t tell her what you type actually is, etc. he spends most of the night plotting his exact words, and the next day, when he sees marinette, it just comes spilling out…
  • adrien: “i know your secret, marinette.”
    marinette: “…what?”
    well shit, adrien thought, the article didn’t tell him what happened after this.
    adrien: “…i know it. your secret… i knew there was something about you that i couldn’t put my finger on.”
    marinette: “…wait, so you know? ohmygodthiscan’tbehappening,ohmygod, how did you figure it out???”
  • adrien wasn’t sure what to do after this point, so like the article said, he leaves her wanting more and nopes the fuck outta there, cha-cha sliding out of the classroom and bolting down the hallway before she could catch him.
  • 3. the sensual look: once a girl is comfortable around you, give her a mischievous look that makes her think. the article (and nino) never really explain what the girl will think about, but adrien totally supports girl empowerment and helping those smart cookies get the best grades and brilliance recognition they deserve. if a mischievous smile is all it takes, then he’s more than happy to help.
  • he flashes her a quirky smirk in Madame Bustier’s lecture, marinette notices and freezes up. he thinks he did it wrong when nino just leans closer and says, “you broke marinette.”
  • adrien apologizes after class and swears he’ll never break her again. marinette just mumbles, “you can break me anytime.”
  • adrien thinks it’s counterproductive. 
  • 4. the surprise wink: whenever you pass her, just wink after you lock eyes, nino says, she won’t expect it and it’ll surprise her but give her the clear and distinct message that you are flirting with her. adrien wants marinette to know he likes her and wants to flirt with he rand wants to date her and just be with her, so he winks every time he gets. 
  • they see each other in class? wink he catches her eyes while they study for physics? wink they talk about madame bustier’s homework? wink she asks him for his opinion on her designs? wink 
  • at first, she giggles. after two weeks, she presents him with a bottle of over-the-counter artificial tears for his “eye twitch.” he stops winking after that and doesn’t talk to nino for the rest of the day.
  • 5. the playful bump: playful actions, like bumping, will definitely make a girl smile. 
  • adrien: “but nino, i could hurt her.”
    nino: “no, my dude, she knows you’re teasing.”
    adrien: “i don’t care if she knows. what if i knock her over?”
    nino: “no, you don’t do it hard, you just–”
    adrien: “what if she falls over and breaks her nose? i don’t wanna break her nose, nino. she has a cute nose.”
    nino: “adrien, you’re not gonna break her–”
    adrien: “niNO
  • 6. the understatement: understate the compliments you give her, okay, okay, adrien can do this. it’s simple.
  • adrien: “marinette, your eyes are blue… like avatar’s skin. just blue.. all over.. it’s great. not the brightest blue, but not the darkest. just blue. you have blue eyes, marinette.”
    marinette: *is speechless*
    nino: “…you nailed that, adrien.”
    adrien: “oh thanks, nino.”
  • 7. the double negative, “i don’t think you’re not beautiful”: 
    adrien: “but i do think she’s beautiful.”
    nino: “i know, you’re telling her that.”
    adrien: “but you just said i don’t think she’s beautiful?”
    nino: “no, no, you said you don’t think she’s not beautiful, so ergo you think she is beautiful.”
    adrien: “…grammar hurts my head, nino.”
    nino: “i know, my dude, i understand.”
  • 8. the sensual tease, tease her for liking you: okay, but adrien doesn’t know if marinette likes him like that? nino swears she does, and alya says so too, but it still makes him feel bad for teasing her. so he doesn’t tease her and just keeps doing stuff like he normally does, like walking her home from school and helping her study physics and giving her advice for her designs and keeping a stash of food for her on the mornings she runs late and he knows she didn’t have breakfast yet.
  • nino rolls his eyes, but adrien doesn’t care. his momma didn’t raise no hooligan. no, if he was going to flirt with marinette, at least he can be a gentleman about it.
  • 9. the moniker: giving her a cute nickname will let her know how special she is. adrien spends a week thinking about it, and nino gives him a few suggestions, but he doesn’t listen. if he’s giving marinette a nickname, it has to be something he does because it’ll let her know she’s special to him.
  • a few days later, he slips up and calls her “princess” because she’s pretty, sweet, smart, likes pink, and is a natural born leader just like a royal. marinette freezes when he calls her that, but she smiles and laughs eventually. she seems to like it, and he keeps doing it. it’s fitting, he supposes, for someone like her. marinette, his princess.
  • does that mean he gets to be her knight?
  • nino calls him a nerd.
  • 10. tell her how you feel: it’s the last step, and adrien agonizes over it for days. it can’t really be as simple as nino makes it out to be, but then again, his best friend has been dating a pretty sweet gal for months, so it obviously worked for him. adrien broods over it for a while, and alya warns him not to ignore marinette for days again, and he swears he isn’t. he’s just trying to find his courage. why oh why is it so much easier to face an akuma with certain death hanging over his head than tell a girl how he really feels?
  • marinette decides to take matters into her own hands, which he isn’t really surprised by because she usually is a head-strong, independent female. what he is surprised by is when ladybug swings into his bedroom window and transforms into marinette right before his very eyes.
  • marinette: “why are you ignoring me? did i do something wrong?”
    adrien: *adrien.exe has stopped working*
    marinette: “…adrien?”
    adrien: “…you’re… ladybug?!”
    marinette: “yeah, i know. you know. we’ve been over this–”
    adrien: “nononoNO, we most certainly haven’t.”
    marinette: *marinette.exe has stopped working*
    adrien: “…marinette?”
    marinette: “I… but you said you knew my secret.”
    adrien: “I WAS BEING VAGUE.”
    marinette: “WHY?!”
    marinette: “…you have?”
    adrien: “well, i was trying–”
  • plagg: *pops out of adrien’s pocket* “oh, are we trading secrets?”
    tikki: *pops out of marinette’s bag* “I think so?”
    plagg: *holds out paw to marinette* “fine. im plagg, i turn him into chat noir. nice to finally meet you. i’m glad you guys are finally telling each other, it’s been so tiring listening to him mooning over you. do you have any cheese?”
    marinette: “…you’re chat noir?”
    adrien: *dies*

so marinette and adrien are dating now, so in a way he thinks his plan worked? that doesn’t stop marinette from asking him how he thought he’d been flirting, so he tells her nino’s tips. she laughs for a week straight. that’s the last time he ever listens to nino.

an adrien version of this post. some people asked for an adrien version, it’s not directly a sequel, but still another au. just two nerds trying to flirt and failing spectacularly. 

okay, i’m just putting this out here because it needs to be said and i’m sick of letting the bullshit train continue when i could help stop - or at least bring attention to - it. i have a friend who is diplegic and therefore uses a manual chair (her twin was also quadriplegic and in a motorized chair) and when we watch movies with wheelchairs in them, we like to critique the designs.





In contrast, look at this chair!

Look at those tiny-ass wheels on the front! The user of this could spin ON A DIME. It’s Nice as Fuck. Look at that back. (Okay I’m not 1000% certain it’s a slingback) but it doesn’t go all the way up the user’s back! That’s some free-range-of-movement-let-your-spine-do-almost-anything-it-wants-shit right there. Since Charles pretty clearly has full use of his trunk in the movies, this would make much more sense. Also, Ann (friend) and I really don’t see why he would want an electric wheelchair when he clearly could have a manual one that allows for even more control. 

AND OKAY, all wheelchairs should be specific to their users. Some people need more back support. In Ann’s quadriplegic brother’s chair there was a neck brace and little wing things on the side that came out and clamped around his body. Some people’s foot rests need to go out like Charles’ does (whether or not he requires this is kind of foggy, espc. since the overall design is so. asinine.). Some need their footrests to be more in like the orange chair. Some people get tilted wheels, some people don’t. (Also the process for deciding this is bullshit - on government insurance they will only build your chair with the assumption that you will never leave your house and therefore it’s almost impossible to get ‘add ons’ like sling backs and tilted wheels and under-the-seat brakes WHICH SHOULD BE STANDARD, AGAIN, BECAUSE IF YOU DON’T HAVE THEM YOU COULD HAVE MORE MEDICAL ISSUES DOWN THE ROAD OMG THIS SYSTEM IS SO BROKEN). 

But I think we can ALL fucking agree that your wheels should go on the goddamn correct way so you can, you know, steer. And that maybe your chair should be designed more like a mobility assistance device than a fucking 1860′s gentleman’s club wingback for no goddamn earthly reason.

SHIT this stuff gets me riled up.

Okay, so, I’ve been thinking about this a lot. Jesse new skin is really mcfuckin awesome and I would probably kill someone for his boots. Now, unless this guy has twigs for calves, which I doubt, then there is no way he got his boots under both his seemingly tight pants and chaps. Try it. Boots do not like going under tight pants. This may just be a tiny design flaw, however I have a different idea. May I present to you, Jesse McCree wearing ankle boots.

anonymous asked:

Slides you two buttons and a piece of lint. How about some Voltron Headcanons? Finger Guns out.

lint and finger guns?? sold

  • lance: “don’t worry guys, I’ll stay behind and protect the princess” allura, visibly eyeing lance’s biceps: “…………….. uh okay”
  • fun party game: guessing how keith got kicked out of the garrison
    • he stole a space craft!! (”okay i only stole parts and i was never caught for that” “wait what”)
    • he called iverson a dirty lying quiznak!! (”i didn’t even know that word back then lance”)
    • he tried to alert the public that the garrison was covering up the kerberos mission!!! (”i didn’t but they were”)
    • to be honest he probably just decked iverson
  • coran designed the space pirate outfits himself
  • *hunk crashes his lion* “well, looks like I’ve hit… rock bottom” 
  • weirdly enough, slav is the ultimate It Could Be Worse guy
    • [something goes right] slav, sweating: “there’s a fifty-two percent chance that this’ll still go horribly wrong in some way”
    • [something goes horribly wrong] slav: “i mean i know we just lost an engine, but on the bright side, at least we’re not in one of the three hundred realities where the cockpit blew up instead”
  • sometimes allura’ll shapeshift herself a mustache so she can stroke it pensively
  • keith: “i hate authority figures” pidge: “you’re an authority figure now" keith: “…shit”
  • [lance’s mission log while stranded alone] “i mean, technically i’m the lowest ranked member of the crew. i would only really be ‘in charge’ if i were the only remaining person… so what do you know?? i’m in charge” 
Skulls and Roses ☠️🥀


The best way to get someone’s attention is to get a tattoo or hit someone with your motorcycle. 


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“Shit, shit, shit, shit.” you sprint across the quad, pushing past students and jumping over bushes and benches like a track star doing hurdles. The chanting of the curse word only gets louder and faster once you looked down at your watch once again and saw that your class would start in less than a minute and you were a mile away from the science building.

You’re too distracted with staring at your watch that you don’t notice that you’re in the middle of the street until your face is touching the rough pavement and some random guy is sprawled beside you. At first, you think that it’s a boulder that had fallen from the mountains that surrounded your campus but when your vision focused on the black lump you realized it was a helmet.

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anonymous asked:

do you have any fic recs?

EBuckle up. This is only took me three weeks to formulate an answer for okay because I read SO MANY FICS (like not kidding sometimes upwards of ten or twelve a day) and this ask is MAKING ME PICK????

I’ll put them in neat little ship categories too, so I don’t look like a completely uncultured reader.

**** = My faves. 

 I’ll designate my fics too, because why not shamelessly promote myself while I’m here. 

Victor/Yuuri (Victuuri):

  1. Take My Hand, Take My Whole Life Too [T, 1.6k] by  shingeki_no_llama  | Victor Nikiforov thinks he knows just who has their thoughts scrawled so carelessly on the back of his hand. He can only pray he is right.———Soulmate AU where the thoughts of your soulmate inscribe themselves on your skin in a temporary ever-changing tattoo
  2. Viktor!!! on Ice {E. 2.3k} by  timelordofrassilon Yuuri sent a prayer of thanks to the gods for whoever invented ice cubes. He stood in the onsen, body hot and steaming from the water at his waist, while Viktor’s cold tongue slid up the curve of his neck.
    Fluffy, in-character onsen sex that is also 100% raunchy ice skater porn. They confess their fantasies. There are ice cubes. Yuuri talks about his body pillow.

  3. ****Unwritten {T, 34k} by  kaizuka |  Soulmates AU where whatever you write on your own skin appears on your soulmate, but when there is a language barrier, meeting becomes just a little more difficult than it should be.
  4. hold me hard and mellow {M, 3k} by  YuuriVityaNyan (NarryEm) | Training with Viktor is … hard.  In more ways than one.It doesn’t take long for Yuuri to realise that if Viktor is going to coach him, there are few things that he has to work out first.  One of which is his not so little crush on the Russian skater.  And, of course, he has to figure out how the heck he is going to skate to ‘eros’ for the skate-off.
  5. ****************Until My Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches  {E, 197k} by Reiya   | ‘…Of all the rivalries in the world of sports over the years, perhaps none has become so legendary as that of Russian figure skater Viktor Nikiforov and his rival, Japanese Yuuri Katsuki…’A single event changes the course of Yuuri’s life, throwing him into a bitter rivalry with Viktor Nikiforov that spans across his entire skating career. But as the years go on, rivalry and hatred begin to develop into something very different and Yuuri doesn’t seem to be able to stay away, no matter how hard he tries.Hatred and love are two sides of the same coin and even though everything changes, some things are still meant to be.
  6. all the world’s a stage {E, 112k} by braveten | Everyone has a guilty pleasure.For Yuuri, it just happens to be romance movies starring famous heartthrob Victor Nikiforov.(And, honestly, on the spectrum of guilty pleasures, he figures that his is on the far, far more innocent side.)
  7. ****Even if I Tried {T, 6k} by  deathbycoldopen | He took his place next to Viktor in the kiss and cry, floating like ash over the wreckage of the fire. He took the water bottle Viktor offered with a murmured thank you, and stared out at the ice. Distantly, he couldn’t quite believe that the surface was still frozen.“Did it really feel that good?”His eyes flickered over to Viktor, then back to the ice. There was a different kind of heat invading his cheeks now, all too familiar and unwelcome. “Um,” he said quietly. “Mostly I just wanted people to feel good watching it.”Lie. He’d only thought of one person. The man who’d regularly had underwear thrown onto the ice along with the flowers, the man who’d had four scandalous and highly publicized affairs with models and other skaters before the age of twenty, the man that Yuuri couldn’t hope to keep but desperately wanted to.

My Victuuri Fics:

  1. Like The Ache Of Life {T, 1k} | Victor lives a life of aching limbs, high spins, and blades against ice.
    He’s trapped.——–
    Or that one fic that’s not as angsty as the description makes it sound, and where two boys fall in love.

Otabek/Yuri (Otayuri):

  1. Sonata in A Major {T, 8k} by Lumieres | Yuri is like a meteorite, caught in his atmosphere. If he doesn’t take care of him, he’ll completely burn up, and there won’t be anything left for him to salvage.(Or: Three times, Yuri and Otabek kiss, only to never speak about it again.)
  2. **** Teach Me Just What Fast Is {E, 3k} by Zee |  “You don’t like it when other people tell you what to do,” Otabek said, “but you accept it from me. Why is that?”Yuri likes it when Otabek bosses him around, and Otabek calls him on it.
  3. How Long You Walked For (til you got lost tonight) {T, 3k} by  LiviKate | “Stop apologizing,” Yuri snapped at him. “You told me you loved me, and now you’re just thanking me and apologizing. It’s weird.”Or, in which Otabek falls in love and doesn’t notice when Yuri does, too.
  4. *****fingers crossed my obsession with you is tameable {E, 5k} by  seaworn | “I think I didn’t quite grasp it. Show me again?” Yuri asked breathlessly.Otabek bit his lower lip, eyes lighting up in joy.“Alright.”**Yuri and Otabek meet on New Year’s Eve.
  5. **********  From Almaty, With Love {E, 71k} by BoxWineConfessions ( @boxwineconfession ) | It’s quiet here. Even if the car alarm on the neighbor’s goddamn BMW has been going off for the past twenty minutes. Quiet, even though the alarm’s got the neighbor’s dog howling like crazy, and the neighbor works second shift and isn’t there to comfort the dumb dog.It’s quiet…They haven’t spoken to each other since that morning, when Yuri went off to go see his tutor, and Otabek went off to do whatever the hell it was he did in the mornings before he hit the rink.“You’re used to the noise?”“Yeah, but…I think I like the quiet too.”Or: Yuri spends the summer with Otabek in Almaty. (this one is my fave I WOULD DIE FOR IT and im not at all biased. Just check out the author’s profile and read all the fics there okay? Okay.) 
  6. ****Endurance and Peach Tea {G, 11k} by  chapstickaddict | Yuri hummed. His body didn’t uncurl, but instead of pressing his face into the fold of his legs, he rested it on his crossed forearms. Tilting his face towards Otabek, he looked for the bronze metal. The colorful ribbon snuck into the folds of his jacket, hiding his prize from view. Yuri reached out, and Otabek let him pull the ribbon to bring the metal into the light.It was beautiful. Heavy and ornate, with the front masterfully detailed. The perfect symbol of success. Yuri flipped it over, admiring Otabek’s name carved along the back.Wait.“Did they spell your name wrong?” he demanded, straightening. Otabek made a noise beside him.
  7. ****Yours, Mine, Ours {T, 5k} by aphhun   | Otabek blinked himself back into the conversation and turned towards Viktor. Without thinking, against what he tried his hardest to keep from happening, he inquired-“Your Yuuri’s, or my Yuri’s?”-In which Otabek has always been careful not to use Viktor’s “My Yuuri/Your Yuri” reference system but indulges in the habit on Live television, and Yuri has a damn heart attack.
  8. Permanently {T, 14k} by  HugsandButterflyKisses |  What’s with you asshole
    Otabek sat stunned before looking at it again. That couldn’t be right. His soulmate wasn’t going to say that the first time they met.
    Otabek looked once again.
    What’s with you asshole was neatly printed on his left thigh.
    The soulmate au where the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed on your skin. Otabek can’t wait to get his but the mark is not what he expected. Neither is his soulmate.

  9. ************Shutter-Release {M, 7k} by  kaijoskopycat |  Otabek Altin has been a fashion photographer for longer than he cares to think about and he’s never been as moved by a model as he is when he meets Yuri Plisetsky, one of the most unconventional personalities for a top model out there. (all i can say is HOT DAMN)

My Otayuri Fics: 

  1. Raincheck {T, 1k}“You’ll be better before I leave.” Otabek hums; tracing the patterns of his upcoming routine on Yuri’s thighs.Yuri meets his eyes. “And if I’m not?”“Then I’ll just take a raincheck.”
    Or that fic where Yuri is sick and Otabek is simply the best.
  2. A Journey To Love {Not Yet Rated, WIP, Currently 6k+, 2/10 chapters} |  For Otabek and Yuri, love is a journey.

    Or, ninety-nine scenes of them falling in love and one where they finally say it.
  3. An Errant Spark {E, WIP, 14k+ Currently} |  The future, convoluted and ever-changing as it is, doesn’t come to Yuri easily. ——- Or that Hero/Fair AU will all kinds of other things thrown in. (WIP)
  4. With Us Went The Sun {T, 1.5k} | It’s one forty-five in the morning and the sky is bright. Not with stars or the lights of buildings rising through the night, but bright like day. Lit with shades of pale yellow like some old forgotten painting; phosphorescent as it burns, and blinding.Otabek forces his stinging eyes away, and looks to Yuri. (Warning: ANGST)
  5. Someday, In This Morning Light {G, .6k} |  This life is filled with simple beauty, and Otabek relishes silent moments such as this one, where he can do no more than observe and collect memories. (Drabble)
  6. Hear Me Roar {Explicit, 13k+} |  Yuri can’t remember when it started; has no idea when the first instance of Otabek’s control over him was displayed. But somewhere over their three years of friendship, Yuri realized that not only does he listen to Otabek, he enjoys  it. (A Six Part Series)

Phichit/Seung-Gil (SeungChuChu):

  1. Bite Me {T, 3k} by  EttaMills |  Phichit Chulanont looks so innocent. Who knew, underneath, was a sharp-tooth predator who is very protective of his friends?
    Feature Seung Gil’s first date and him not knowing how to act around this ball of sunshine and Yuuri and Phichit being adorably supportive of each other.

  2. take a picture (it’ll last longer) {T, 4k} by  aozu | Phichit takes a lot of photos.And by a lot, Seung-gil means a fuck ton.

That’s all for now folks. :)

star-anise  asked:

Can you pls write one of the SMH doing fiber arts?

Why yes I can! Have some Frog bonding.

“I’m sure they’ll let me back into Annie’s by now,” Nursey insisted to Chowder as he knocked on Dex’s door. “The sign incident was ages ago.”

“Oh, yeah, I’m sure,” Chowder said vaguely, distracted as he was by a text from Cait.

“It’s open,” Dex called.

Nursey opened the door and stuck his head into Dex’s room. “Hey, bro, you wanna go with me and C to…” He trailed off as he actually registered what he was seeing. “What are you doing?”

Dex was seated cross-legged on his bed, some kind of cloth in one hand and a threaded needle in the other, an open box filled with a rainbow of other threads next to him. He looked down at his lap and then back at Nursey like he was a moron. “Cross-stitch? What does it look like?”

Nursey came the rest of the way into the room so he could get a better look. “I wouldn’t know, man, my sister did ballet and my mom doesn’t do crafty shit.”

Chowder looked up from his phone and followed Nursey in, bouncing over to Dex’s side cheerfully. “How cool! What is it?”

“Uh, a fractal.”

“You can make fractals out of thread?!”

Dex cracked a smile. “Yeah, sure.” He handed the fabric on the hoopy thing over to Chowder, who ran a finger over the surface as he studied it intently.

Nursey pulled out Dex’s desk chair and sat down on it backwards, resting his chin on his folded arms. “Why do you do it?”

Dex shot him a suspicious glance. “Because it’s soothing and methodical and more portable than Legos.”

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Okay last post about the comic but...

I would just like to point something out that i noticed, i feel it helps add another layer to Torbs character which makes it all the more wonderful. 

I would like to point out something about this shot in particular, note his expression, what he’s saying and how it dies off with out the sentence ending.

Torbjorn is a man who has always made it his job to protect others, Much in the same way his Turret was built to protect others he helped design the Bastion units and the various others like it with one purpose in mind; protection.

The Omnic Crisis must have been hard on the man who then had to watch his creations be turned into machines that were feared, a weapon of terror and death that became universally reviled the world over. The only man became bitter and resentful of the units, the idea of them being anything but that which they had become was anathema to him; and this change in disposition stuck like

However after years of feeling the same cold hate towards them, this one unit reacts with open kindness and non hostility towards someone who had every intention of destroying it. This act when against everything Torbjorn had known and in that moment a glimmer of hope appeared, hope that if a machine whos kind responsible for so much death could change… then perhaps he could too?  

insurge  asked:

Hi I need to ask If Meabhdbutsexii is your side blog or is a blog that is making fun of you?(im sorry I feel so stupid rn) cause idk If I should follow it or hate it XD

Hhaha, okay so there is a story to this. 

So I was in college one day and telling my friends some of the things people were saying about my art. They know its my biggest pet peeve when people just make annoying comments like, “Why don’t his arms look bigger/ have freckles/ why the hell haven’t you drawn that character in the exact way that I, a completely different person imagined that character that also coincidentally has wriggle room in regards to character design”. And my friends, bless them tend to get pissed on my behalf. And on this particular day, I think I had uploaded the WIP of Elide and Lorcan kissing (the height difference one?) and someone wrote something like that in one of the tags.

So, my dear friend Melissa, decided that she would do her own version of the same drawing but meeting the requirements that this blog wanted for a joke, and make it really grotesque and sexual (because ye are thirsty af on my drawings sometimes, which I find quite funny). So she was like “I’m giving the people what they want!” and meabhdbutsexii was born. So every now and again I’ll send Melissa a drawing that I’m almost finished and she’ll draw her version of it, and they are always awful and so funny. It’s just been this joke for ages, and like most of my class know about it and find it hilarious.

So, while it is a blog that’s making fun of me, it’s all good, I’m in on every joke.

This is her Instagram if you want to see it, she’s pretty cool

Sarah J. Maas Villains by Evilness
  • Tamlin: it's hard to call someone evil when they're a punk bitch, but he's not a good dude and frankly deserves to be shaded at every opportunity including this one. EVIL: 2/10
  • Arobynn Hamel: okay this guy right here.. this guy right here.. u don't have to have magic to be an evil snake. and he is an evil snake. screw that guy and his greasy ass hair. EVIL: 9/10
  • Amarantha: basically the riddler. literally built an evil city based on an evil city like okay thats some kind of twisted design show shit?? much curse. much sexual abuse. much BITCH. EVIL: 9.2/10
  • King of Hybern: racist af. just wants power, that's it. like will do anything for power. stupid shit. that's his whole motive, which is kinda lame tbh? like dude hit me up when you get a juicy backstory. EVIL: 9.3/10.
  • The Matron Witch: infanticide is not chill. neither is everything else this bitch had did. also her teeth are grody af (dentists hate her and so do i). EVIL: 9.4/10
  • King of Adarlan/That One Valg King: super evil, broke his precious bby son, but ultimately only exists because when the king was a dumbass teenager he tried to mess with magic shit.. he gets bonus evil points because genocide. EVIL: 9.5/10
  • Maeve: yo.. maximum snake. enslaves beautiful bird/wolf/lion men. tricks bitches....... like real intricate, long term trickery too. terrible aunt. what that bitch did and is still doin... :////////..... nah fam. nah. she the worst lady. EVIL: 10/10
  • Erawan: i mean yeah he's evil? but he kinda lacks substance like "why are you evil?" "because I AM THE BANE OF EVIL!!!!" like.. okay. that said, without him, the throne of glass universe would be pretty chill. he's only l'il more evil than maeve because he's older and crankier and is set on total destruction rather than power. so yeah. EVIL: 10.1/10

So when the direct was on a little while ago and we saw the fe14 trailer and the SE got released for preorder with a launch date (WE’RE SO CLOSE GUYS WE’RE SO. CLOSE.) I remembered my EXTREME HYPE for this game and wanted to draw something for it ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ  but at the same time I remembered that I’m still in denial over Silas not being the gay marriage candidate so I thought of something fun to do to squeeze in both and TADA. quietly lays on the otfamily

I’M REALLY SUPER HAPPY WITH HOW THIS CAME OUT and I absolutely had a blast doing it.  It’s a simpler thing but I think that’s what was so fun about it tbh.   I had some trouble with Silas’ face at first since downward angled faces are the bane of me sometimes and didn’t draw his full chest piece cuz SCREW ARMOR but the way the interactions and expressions and just the whole thing came out makes me so proud ヾ(*´∀`*)ノ 

RFA+Saeran & V x MC - Please Don’t Hurt Me (Pt. 1)

hihi thanks for waiting Anon~ I hope you enjoy these short drabbles! Here is part 1, I’ll be back with the rest of them later on so please check my Masterpost for updates ヾ(^∇^)


It was an accident. It really was. You didn’t know that Yoosung’s English paper was sitting on the desk next to an uncapped cup of coffee. Now you knew, but it was already too late. The dark liquid had managed to soak through every sheet of delicate paper there was. It would be impossible to revive; in this state, you’d be lucky if it would even dry before disintegrating into little bits and pieces.

What did you do, MC? How are you going to fix this? Yoosung will be mad for sure. He’ll be mad but he’ll understand right? …right?

Just as you were contemplating your next steps, the front door opened.

“MC, I’m home! Did you eat yet?”


With a quick slam of the door and the twist of a lock, you were safe. There was no telling how Yoosung would react. His school work was important to him - even more important than you. He would probably lash out at you, scream at you, hit you, anything to punish you for your mistake. Just like your parents did… like everyone else did.


The bathroom door opened; he had a spare key. Here it was, the beginning of an endless night of torture and pain.

You shook in fear, huddling against the corner of the bathtub so afraid of his touch that your eyes began to water at the mere sound of his approaching footsteps.

“MC, what are you-”

“I’m sorry,” you whispered, protectively covering your head, “I know I’m wrong, please don’t hit me, please-”

He grabbed your hands roughly, prying them off your curled up body. You prepared for a blow to the face but instead, you were pulled into an embrace.

“It’s okay, MC. I’m sorry if I scared you. I’d never hurt you like they did.”

“B-but, your paper, it’s all-”

“I can always print it again, silly head.”


You were so scared. Normally, Zen didn’t care too much about the things he owned, but this wasn’t just something he owned. It was something given to him by a fan. And that long time fan had gotten Zen a designer mirror, it was his favourite one to use before a show. And you, being the clumsy idiot that everyone’s always said you are, dropped it. Now, it was shattered in a million pieces.

You began to pick up the shards of glass that littered the floor and rather ironically, it was a pretty sight, with the lights dancing off the reflective surfaces. You were dazed by its odd beauty and neglected to realize that they were sharp enough to cut your hand.

“MC, what are you doing? OH MY GOD MC!”

He’d seen the crime scene, and you were there, crouching over it’s remains, running your hands through it as if it were freshly fallen snow. He was mad, definitely mad. You could hear it in his tone of voice, the way his voice became harsher and exasperated.

He grabbed your hand and you squeezed your eyes shut, afraid to see his features twisted with anger.

“I’m sorry, Zen. I didn’t mean to-”

“Didn’t mean to? I’m never going to forgive you for doing this.”

“Zen please, I’m really sorry. I promise I’ll be more careful next time, I won’t break anything else. Just don’t leave-”

“Who said I was going to leave? I’m not mad about the mirror, I’m mad because you hurt yourself. Look at your hand, it’s bleeding like crazy! Nothing is more important than my princess. Now let’s go to the hospital.”


Jumin loved Elizabeth, and you knew this well enough to know that you shouldn’t mess with her. Of course, you would never do anything to harm an innocent kitty like Elizabeth. You often played with her for company and it was obvious that she was fond of you too. Both of you held a special place in Jumin’s heart, and it was something that you were proud of. But now, you weren’t so sure of your place anymore.

Elizabeth had been acting strangely since morning, but it wasn’t until afternoon when she threw up. She was sick, and in a moment of panic, you called Jumin while he was in the middle of a meeting. It was horrible. He screamed at you out of horror.


‘what did you do to her’?

You couldn’t answer him back but you could hear Jaehee in the background calling after him as he slammed the door of the meeting room, rushing off to the vet he had told Driver Kim to take you to.

You waited at the doctor’s office impatiently, fidgeting nervously with your sleeves while Elizabeth was being examined. The vicinity was sterile white with a horribly cold atmosphere. The air conditioning seeped through your thin shirt, adding to your anxious state.

A few moments later, Jumin crashed through the door. He was a disheveled mess, his tie now loosely hung around his neck. It was obvious that he’d been worrying over Elizabeth during his car ride over - so much that he didn’t hold his usual composure.

You didn’t dare look up as he sat on the chair across from you.

“MC… how’s Elizabeth?” His voice was stone cold, it felt unnaturally calm, like he was holding back his anger with all his will. You began to shake but you weren’t sure if it was because of the chilly room, or if it was because of fear.

“…I- I don’t know. She’s still getting checked up.”

He sighed before he leaned downwards, placing his weight on his elbows now resting upon his knees.

“Do you know want to know what happened?”

At this point, your vision had begun to blur. Tears filled your eyes and they began to slide down your cheeks. The sound of your tears hitting the floor tiles echoed throughout the vacant room. Jumin was going to break up with you for sure. You were with Elizabeth everyday, no one else could’ve made her sick other than you. It was your fault even if it wasn’t your doing. No matter what, you were wrong and you were going to be punished for neglecting Elizabeth’s health.

“MC, why are you crying?”

“Because I know it’s my fault and I know that you’re going to break up with me-”

“Who said anything about it being your fault?” you looked up at him in confusion. 

Did you really just hear that?

“You’ve been taking care of her so well. If anything, it would be my fault for making her fall sick. I should’ve changed the brand of her food earlier on - the company was recently sued for making their food with expired produce.”

You stared at him in disbelief, but soon, the words made sense and you began to cry again - only this time, out of relief.

“It’s okay, MC. It’s not your fault.” he whispered as he pulled you in for a tight hug.

weooo i hope that was okay. I did change the scenarios a bit from the original request (as i thought it’d be a but repetitive to have the same thing happen for 7 people lol) 

Anyway i hope you liked it~ Stay tuned for Part 2!

~Cherry L.

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Askbox/Requests: click here

anonymous asked:

What's your favorite thing about the shoes? :)

Okay so I just really like their design!! 

They’re simple red high top sneakers with black laces, but they make for some badass hero shoes!

They’ve been with Izuku since he started his journey to becoming the world’s strongest hero

They were also with him whenever he received OFA although he wasn’t wearing them at the time

They’ve received votes in the popularity polls (look at the little fist pump his laces are doing altj;aitjt/a)

Someone’s out there who loves Deku’s shoes too and I’m determined to find them so we can talk about how cool his shoes are.



So I stumbled upon this post translated by @msleilei where sensei mentioned in one of the extras that certain hero costumes were created by the same company/designer. Bakugou and Ochako’s costumes both have two black dots lined up, which seems to be the designer’s signature. I just thought it really was interesting xD so I thought I’d group up and compare the costumes Horikoshi said were designed by the same designers. I know NOTHING about fashion so my vernacular will be way off, but let me live OTL

Sero and Kirishima

  • It doesn’t look their costumes’ designer have a certain “signature” like Bakugou and Ochako’s did, but it does look like they embrace a low key “edgy” concept in their designs ^ ^”
  • This could be a stretch since we only have two of said designer’s designs, but they might also like designing shoulder pieces

Tsuyu, Yaoyorozu, Ashido, and Mineta

  • dammit why does this have to look like Mineta is giving a thumbs up to all of the girls’ costumes. a pervert to the end
  • Not sure how valid this observation is because sensei does tend to like to give the gals in this manga sexier costumes OTL, but this designer seems to like to design sexier outfits ^ ^”
  • If they did enjoy designing for girls, can you imagine the absolute dismay on their face when they got the commission for Mineta’s costume.
  • “GAH THIS MIDGET ISN’T SEXY AT ALL. WHATEVER I’LL JUST GET IT OVER WITH. Ugh, what do they want?? A cape??? Fine, okay, he’s purple uhhhh complementary color to purple is yellow. Yellow cape, yellow gloves, yellow boots, let’s just give him heroic looking stuff. And uhhhh yeah like a diaper where he can put his grapes. That should be fine! Let’s move on!”
  • Another stretch, but they might also like “cuffs”? Like, Tsuyu’s belt, Momo’s belt (I know hers is functional), Ashido’s boots, and the top riveted band in Mineta’s…diaper?? Seriously, what on Earth is that. 
  • Tsuyu and Momo’s shoulder strap thingies also have a similar design. 

Kaminari and Jirou

  • I always thought their hero costumes looked so similar!
  • (one reason why i headcanon them as a hero duo in the future aha)
  • I mean, the similarities in their outfits are pretty easy to spot: simple, hip, sporty (?), comfortable, and cool jackets. 

Bakugou and Ochako

  • I didn’t notice much apart from what sensei pointed out about the two black dots, but the designer might also be fond of block-colored graphic patterns. 

**He also noted that Deku and Todoroki had the same designer, but I hated Todoroki’s early hero costume and Deku’s was primarily designed by himself/his mom, so I’m leaving them out

EDIT: I’m BnHA trash, so I still checked out Deku and Todoroki’s costumes (both early and new) and I’m thinking they might be a more utility oriented designer, which would make sense if they were assigned Deku and Todoroki, because they both don’t seem like they’d be particularly interested in aesthetics. Deku’s was made to be “cooler” looking, but maybe that was their company forcing them to add some flashiness xD Might also explain why Todoroki’s earlier costume was butt ugly and why his new costume has basically zero aesthetic elements. Maybe they also collaborated with Hatsume to add the new utility components to Deku’s costume? 

evensbestbuddymikael  asked:

mikki!!!! i hate my mood today. could you please write about what even and isak are doing today? :') i need this!! <3

Ahhhhh anything for you my love 💜

Isak wakes up to a big fluffy pillow hitting him in the face. He sits up and squints his eyes as he adjusts to the morning light. Finally Even’s cheeky smile appears in front of him and Isak smiles back. “I was sleeping!” 

Even answers by throwing himself on the bed and kissing isaks neck “wakey wakey eggs and bakey.” 

Isak laughs “you’re already cooking us breakfast in our new place?” 

Even raises his eyebrows “but of course! That was the deal. I make you breakfast everyday and you let me be in charge of decorating the apartment!” 

Isak pulls a pillow onto his face and groans heavily into it. “Eveeeeeeen” 

Even purses his lips as his eyes sparkle with excitement “a promise is a promise baby.” he says before jumping off the bed and heading to the kitchen “come eat! We have lots to do today.” 

Isak shook his head as his face glowed with a smile containing pure bliss. He was a doofus, but he was his doofus. 

“more to the right…no Isak, the other right.” 

“that’s your right not my right Evy!” 

Even giggled “okay it’s just a little crooked….how about, yessss perfect!” 

Isak laughed as he stepped back and gazed at the poster Even made him put up. “I can’t believe you are defacing our apartment, our save haven! with this.” 

Even put his arm around Isak’s shoulders, pulling him closer as he observed the Gabrielle poster now stuck to their kitchen wall. “I love it.” he said happily before kissing Isak’s nose and heading to place the succulent he bought over on the windowsill.  

“Why?” Isak asks incredulous. 

Even rearranges the plant “hmm I think I’m gonna name her Sucky Mc.Suck-Suck” 

Isak laughed brightly “Baby…” 

Even sighed and walked back over to Even to put his arms around him “It’s because it reminds me of one of the few times I ever felt really happy. Like honest to god stomach is about to fall out happy…and the first time I got you to dance to Gabrielle!” 

Isak blushed and kissed Even lightly “me too.” he said before looking back up at the poster “I mean it’s still shit but I like it.” 

Even grinned “yay now just help me with this framed justin bieber poster I - “


his beautiful laugh echoed through the apartment, “just kidding baby I know how it gives you a major headache,” he said with a wink. 

Isak shook his head. “okay but look, I know I agreed that you can be in charge of decorating this-

“I am Master decorator. the creative genius. Head of interior design in the bech næsheim and Valtersen residence.” 

“yes Even I get it. But can there be like oneeeee thing I can put up? 

Even smiled “yesss but I swear to god if it is that bikini poster I am going to kick you out.” 

Isak shook with laughter “nei! I gave that to Magnus.” 


Isak went over to one of the boxes placed in the corner of the room labeled “Isak’s junk” and pulled out a shoebox. 

“what is this?” Even asked as Isak came closer. he pulled the lid off and showed Even all of the drawings he gave Isak inside. 

“Is it okay if I hang a couple of these in our room?” 

Even’s smile lit up the world as he cooed in his melodic voice “awwwww baby, you aren’t supposed to be sappier than me.” 

Isak rolled his eyes with a smile glowing bright on his face “shut up.” 

Even kissed Isak deeply before pressing their foreheads together and staring right in his angel’s eyes. “Never.” he replied before wrapping his arms around the man of his life and enjoying the fact that they never had to worry about someone walking in on them again. This was their safe haven. Isak and Even’s. Even’s and Isak’s. 


so this became longer than I intended but I really hope it cheered you up angel! Let me know what you think and I hope your day becomes bright and beautiful like evaks soon <3 <3 <3 


some poor schmuck: you can’t headcanon lucio as deaf/hoh! because music!

me: my dude…have you ever been around deaf people listening to/making music because i assure you…deaf people LOVE their music

besides, look at lucio’s design: backpack looks kind of like a subpac, his headphone could be a fancy hearing aid, gesture controlled music, i dunno it just kind of fits 

I bet you Sherlock and John were pen pals when they were little, they just don’t remember it. Like Sherlock would have really cute bee stationery his mum bought him  - without lines, because he’s too old for lines - and one of those address stickers but with bees on them. And he wouldn’t really want to have a pen pal at first, because who needs those, and also, the name is stupid, his mum makes him write in pencil anyways. Which is okay because he has one with honeycomb designs. But his mum signs him up anyways and he gets a letter from John in the mail, and his letter has pirate stationery and Sherlock thinks this is so cool and Sherlock (Billy) writes to John about pirates, and John returns with another letter complimenting him on the bee stationery and asking him how he made the address sticker, and it just goes on until they get a little too old for pen pals, or John moves away. And years and years later they’re living together and in love and Rosie starts getting older and Mrs. Holmes thinks she should get a pen pal too, but who even does that nowadays, like no one, it’s an old-fashioned concept, but Mrs. Holmes gets her these fancy address stickers and Rosie just needs to use them, so she does. And she shows John and Sherlock her first letter and asks them to take her to the post office to mail it out and they both see the bee address label and think….oh