i just have a thing for smoking guys

I’m more gassed about this video than I was about the Drake and Nicki Minaj video. Because this video, at the video people were actually drinking, smoking and shit, you actually got to have fun. It wasn’t restricted. He’d just walk through you like it was nothing, with Nicki Minaj they had all this security and shit. This video here, it shows that he is just a real, real, real guy, he’s becoming like a legit rockstar, bro. He don’t give a fuck. He’s smoking in his video, drinking in his video, actual breast without being blurred and shit. He’s becoming, so becoming one of my favorite artists. Because he’s just a young guy, he’s doing his thing, his music is chilled like ‘I don’t give a fuck’. He’s turning real dope, bro. And I’m not just saying that cause I was in the video, but like from Pillowtalk to all his other stuff, It’s You, his music is unbelievable, bro. He made the best decision to leave 1D and make a career because his music is fucking hot. I feel blessed to be a part of that video, it was such a good day. I’m more than happy, I love old school filter, it’s just sick, so sick.
Unsteady - The Yuri Plisetsky Guide to Body Modifications

For my Otayuri Musicians AU, ‘Unsteady’, I’ve decided to make the above picture to show you guys all the things Yuri as at the start of the fic. Most of the placements are different then in the pictures, but the designs are more or less the same ones.

Top row left to right

1 - outside left leg, just like in the picture, though in the story it is described to have both black and white ink and fade out like smoke around the edges reaching until his knee. It’s the first one Yuri ever got. (mentioned and described in chapter 3)

2 - upper middle half of his back. Originally I wanted a tiger head BUT I couldn’t find a cool one so I settled on this lion. It’s a cat so it counts. (mentioned in chapter 3)

3 - inner right foot below the ankle.

Middle row left to right

1 - outside right upper arm. I mean just look at it, I had to take it when I saw it.

2 - right and left ear. (mentioned in chapter 2)

3 - inside right wrist for obvious reasons (mentioned and described chapter 3)

Bottom row left to right

1 - inside left wrist.

2 - outside left upper arm, smaller than in the picture. (mentioned in chapter 3)

3 - right side across his ribs. I needed a tiger, since I didn’t get what I wanted for his back, so I found this one instead. Honestly it’s something even I would consider getting (though I think I liked it a bit more in the fox or wolf design).

And that’s it. Who knows if his collection will grow throughout the story, but I guess eight tattoos is quite the number already. I heard that with tattoos it’s the same thing as with dying your hair - once you start it’s hard to stop. As someone who’s been dying their hair since the age of 14 (honestly I’m surprised I’m not bald at this point), I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s true.

When it comes to Otabek, his skin is ink free at the start of the story, but who knows if Yuri won’t at least try to change that. ;)

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Well, well, well… They are back!

Whom am I talking about, in thing plethora of comebacks? Why Monsta X of course!

Monsta X is a group of 7 super talented members!

Originally posted by song-butt

Last comeback, they came out with “All in”, a great  song with an awesome(yet super confusing) plot driven music video, claiming that it was only Part 1.

Originally posted by wonhobe

So when i heard that they are coming back i got extremely excited to see the continuation of the story and to hear their new album.

Aaaaaaand to be honest, at first i was a bit disappointed with the new music video, probably because i was expecting something very similar to ‘All in’, a more fluid continuation.

However, when I saw the music video a few more times, it had really grown on me, The shots are great and there were some links to the previous music videos, but i guess i am a bit to stupid to understand right away!

Originally posted by i-dyology

The ending, however… still feels very random.

The song too is great! I really like Fighter, in fact, i love all the songs on this album! 

And the members… oh my lord are they amazing!

First we have our leader: Shownu

Originally posted by madtwn

He is a great dancer and his stage presence just slays everyones existence! Just watch him on Hit the Stage for some solo dance action(by solo i mean without the other members). So, lets not sleep on Shownu please!

Then we have Kihyun:

Originally posted by kihqun

This boy is a cutie with amazing vocals! Yes, his vocals are truly great! I feel guilty for saying this, but there are times where i can see why Monsta X is Kihyun and friends. And, in my opinion, that is not always a bad thing. After all, there are songs which are truly amazing for him and choruses which just fit his voice perfectly!

Of course, we also have Jooheon:

Originally posted by kihqun

Ok so.. This rapper kills me! And not just because of his skills and voice, but also his persona! He just seems like such a fun guy who can kill with aegyo! He lights up the room and then performs and suddenly everything changes and he becomes just unbearably amazing! And lets be real, i find his sexiness no joke! He just seems like a manly man with a great twist aka aegyo.

Then theres I.M:

Originally posted by mauloveskpop

Our precious, precious maknae! His raps, great and his singing though… so sweet! Just watching him, makes me wanna hug him, but then he gets all cool and spectacular and all i can think is “WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO OUT OF MY LEAGUE!” He also looks great with the new hair!

Lets not forget Hyungwon, of course!

Originally posted by minyeossi

So, heres the thing, i admit to the fact that at first, Hyungwon’s look slightly disturbed me. It’s just that his lips and jaw just seem so out of sync with his face… It just seemed like he failed having botox, and so his face got slightly deformed. However, as i saw more of Monsta X and so a lot of their interview I realised one thing: Hyungwon need to be protected at all cost! I believe that its okay if someone does not immediately get attracted to him, but its never okay to hate a human being for that! After all, he is just so sweet, so kind, so graceful that i fell in love with him! Hyungwon is a beautiful human being!(PS, can we please ask for some more lines for this angel?)

Then there is…. Minhyuk!

Originally posted by chiqkihyun

Minhyuk is a precious cinnamon role. He is so cute, so sweet, it destroys all Monsta X fans! He just speaks and everyone was to take this puppy and wrap him in blankets! And just like for Hyungwon, can this beautiful human get more that a mere 13 seconds please? 

Also, he has such a cute bromance with the leader, Shownu.

Originally posted by kpop-trashbag

Bromance and fanservice at its best!

And … for last… we have… Wonho.

Originally posted by skele-chim

Did I ever think id find a man in a crop top hot? Nop, but things change… drastically.

Real talk now.

I really hope that Wonho doesn’t mind being so sexualised, I really do. Because sometimes it gets a bit out of hand. After all, when is he finally going to be able to do things fully clothed?

Originally posted by kihqun

He doesn’t even get to make stuff with clothes on! And like i said, if he enjoys it, good for him, you go boy! But if it is done against his will, then it is unfair. I just really don’t want to hear, that he is forced to do the whole sexy thing for the rest of his life. 

Originally posted by wonhuff

But other than that, Wonho just seems.. special. There is an aura around him of a guy comfortable with what he is, who has experienced some things( and he has since he was like 14, which for me is totally fine. After all, in my country it is not uncommon to have a drink or smoke at 14-15. In fact, most in the end live a typical life). I do however, want to see a bit more of personality from him. Cause although he seems comfortable, I think he might just be comfortable about his own little safe zone as Wonho, rather than as Shin Hoseok. I don’t know whats going on in his head, but please don’t kill me! I love Wonho and Shin Hoseok, but the is my opinion! But i think this doesn’t just apply to Shin Hoseok, but to many if not most idols and famous people in general.

So, this is the roundup of the groups members, The amazing members!

As a bonus, lets make a bit of a Monsta X spam!

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So yes. This is our beloved Monsta X. The group of beloved, fun loving ‘dorks’(said in the most loving way) who make up a cool kpop group!

BTW: I know that I’m primarily an ARMY, but yo, THEY NEED TO WIN AT LEAST ONES!!! They deserve it so much! So please! Lets give them at east 1 win!

Originally posted by monstaxs

Thank you for reading!

PS. Wohno can you please stop? Cause every time i try to find a gif for anything all i see is you! I love you and all but.. please… you are killing me!

#268: You Meet At A Wedding

A/N:

Again, sorry for the lack of preferences! After my weekend trip with my friends and spraining my foot plus partying until 6 A.M the last couple of days time has run out! But I’m back now and ready to posts tons of shit again! :-) x

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Luke:

“Come on you two, you’ve been sitting here all night and everyone is supposed to dance. Stand up and take each other’s hands!” Your eyes widened in surprise when the glass of wine was taken away from your hand and you were pulled away from your chair. The blond haired boy who had been sitting square across from you at the table seemed pretty surprised too, unaware of your best friend’s intensions. Everyone else was standing up and dancing, the wedding dance had just been over but you weren’t really the one to join. “Let me get this really fast for you so you can skip the introduction, she’s Y/N, he’s Luke and since you’re both single I think this be the best way to get to know each other. Enjoy.” He was just as confused as you but still accepted your hand when she put yours in his. She was having a smug smirk on her face and disappeared quickly in her wedding dress towards her new husband to let you settle for a chat. “Hi.” You managed to say, you had no idea what else to say because it was pretty embarrassing. “Hello.” He warmly smiled and wrapped his arm around your waist. You had no idea what else to say but the dance seemed to explain everything. He seemed to enjoy himself with the warm smile remaining and he swung you around slowly, feeling the beat of the music. Definitely something different to enjoy in life.

Calum:

“Her dress is so beautiful. I’m jealous.” You nodded your head in agreement by the words of your best friend and looked into the ball room from standing outside. She was being twirled around, the wedding dress was so insanely beautiful nobody could avoid the feeling. You were standing outside with your arms wrapped around your shaking form. It was colder than it seemed and because your friend needed a smoke you were dragged along. “You know, the next guy I find on Tinder I’m gonna marry. Just to try it out.” You rolled your eyes by her words and giggled quietly. Tinder might not have been one of the best options for new guys. “You look cold.” A sudden comment came from behind and you looked over your shoulder. “Oh no, it’s fine.” You shrugged with a smile, not wanting to be between. The dark hair and eyes were the first thing you noticed by the glance, he was having a cigarette between his fingers. He only smiled softly by your words and wrapped the blazer he had been wearing over your shoulders. “Won’t you need it later?” You asked when he was about to head back to his friends. He stopped in track to blow out the smoke and grinned. “Keep it until you’re warm,” He smiled and shook his head in disagreement. “That way I’ll know we’ll end up searching for each other later on the evening.”

Michael:

“You know, I’m usually the one to eat those before everyone else.” You quickly looked up by being caught in mid-action, the pile of desserts on your plate growing bigger. You already had something in your mouth and you swallowed quickly with an embarrassed smile on your face. “I wasn’t supposed to take everything.” You knew he was half joking but you half defended yourself, “I just didn’t really like the main course my best friend picked out so I’m still a little bit hungry.” His green eyes adverted down to the plate amused, it wasn’t that he was trying to scold at you, you could sense the hint of teasing. “I understand,” He leaned over to grab one of the last ones on the silver plate, “I love cupcakes too.” You smiled softly by his words and still a bit embarrassed looked down at your feet. He was handsome, it wasn’t a shocker and the fact he was outgoing was a huge bonus. You weren’t sure if he was a friend of the groom or the bride but it didn’t really matter. “You’ve got a little something,” He nodded his head down to your mouth and grabbed a napkin to help you out. You couldn’t avoid the giggle escaping your lips when he removed the bit of pink frosting in the corner of your mouth and looked up at him. “I’m Michael.” He introduced, his hand still on your cheek. “I’m Y/N.” You smiled back, his seeming to by the highlight of your day.

Ashton:

“Oh no, what happened to you?” The confusion was written on the strangers face once he noticed you slumped down against the wall with a glass of champagne in your hand. Not the first one you had gotten tonight. “I think I slipped but I’m not sure. And I’ve got stains on my dress so I don’t think it ended well.” You looked down at yourself and noticed the darker stains on the otherwise pretty fabric. What a waste of both dress and good champagne. “That’s not good.” He grinned and leaned down to take a look in case you were injured. “Maybe we should go back? They will be serving the dessert pretty soon.” “No seriously not a good idea. I promised my best friend that I wouldn’t get drunk at her wedding and here I am.” He could tell the panic in your voice even if you were wasted and he ran a hand through his curly hair. “Let’s sober you up then.” He smiled and leaned down to hook his arm under your calves and the other under your arms to carry you up bridal style. “Pretty iconic, huh?” He grinned when he saw you into the mirror and you laughed quietly. “You’re my rescue…?” “Ashton.” He replied, “Friend of the groom.” He headed towards the bathroom to get you some water. “I’m Y/N.” You smiled back when he placed you on the bathroom counter, “Friend of the bride and drunk as fuck. Thanks for helping me out.”

✧ GET  OUT  SENTENCE  STARTERS.

WARNING: spoilers below. may/may not be triggering/offensive mentions of political views, race, smoking, mild threats and disturbing physiological statements. 

  • ❝ I mean, I told you not to go in that house. ❞
  • ❝ How you find me? ❞
  • ❝ We handle shit. That’s what we do. ❞
  • ❝ Consider this situation… fuckin’ handled. ❞
  • ❝ Man, I told you not to go in that house. ❞
  • ❝ I would have voted for Obama for a third term. ❞  
  • ❝ Now you’re in the sunken place. ❞  
  • ❝ This bitch is crazy. Bitch is crazy. ❞  
  • ❝ I want those things you see through. ❞  
  • ❝ I want your eyes, man/woman. ❞  
  • ❝ You know what I say? ❞  
  • ❝ I say one down, a couple hundred thousand to go. ❞  
  • ❝ We might know more than y'all sometimes. ❞  
  • ❝ And see this is what I came up with. ❞
  • ❝ What’s the next move? ❞  
  •  ❝ So look I, I go do my… my detective work, right? ❞  
  • ❝ I start putting pieces together. ❞  
  • ❝ Don’t ever, ever say that I don’t do nothing anymore.  ❞
  • ❝ Oh white girls… they get you every time. ❞  
  • ❝ You know I can’t give you the keys, babe. ❞  
  • ❝ I didn’t use to dress like this. ❞  
  • ❝ That would explain the clothes… Alright.  ❞ 
  • ❝ Bruh how you not scared of this man/woman? ❞  
  • ❝ I’m pretty sure they are not a kinky sex family dawg. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know if you noticed. ❞
  • ❝ White people love making people sex slaves and shit. 
  • ❝ They have you bleeping barking like a dog. ❞
  • ❝ You were one of my favorites. ❞  
  • ❝ I ain’t never seen you like this before, bro. ❞  
  • ❝ The mind is a terrible thing to waste. 
  • ❝ When they died, I couldn’t bare to let them go. ❞
  • ❝ If there’s too many white people, I get nervous. ❞
  • ❝ Just give me the keys! ❞  
  • ❝ I don’t know where they are. ❞
  • ❝ So are you guys coming up from the city? ❞  
  • ❝ Can I see your license please? ❞  
  • ❝ Do you smoke in front of my daughter/son? ❞  
  • ❝ I’m going to quit.  ❞
  • ❝ Have you got your toothbrush? ❞  
  • ❝ Do you have your computer? ❞
  • ❝ You might want to, you know. ❞  
  • ❝ Do they know I’m black?  ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to hug you, my man. 
  • ❝ Are you ready for this? ❞
  • ❝ So, how long has this been going on, this.. this thing? ❞
  • ❝ Get out! Get out! Get out of here! Get the fuck out of here! ❞
  • ❝ No, no no no no, don’t do it. Just fucking go. ❞
  • ❝ I’m so sorry. It’s me. I.. I love you. ❞
  • ❝ So you’re comfortable enough, right? ❞
  • ❝ You wanna know how it works? ❞
  • ❝ What is your purpose in life? ❞
  • ❝ Fuck this, I’m just going the other way, not today. ❞
  • ❝ You know how they like to do motherfuckers out here, I’m gone. ❞
  • ❝ This motherfucker hung up on me. ❞
  • ❝ Oh man, it begins. Are you ready for this? ❞
  • ❝ Just smile. Yeah, there you go, there it is. ❞
  • ❝ Pardon me, I’m going to take some pictures. ❞
  • ❝ Good to see an old brother around here. ❞
  • ❝ You two make a lovely couple. ❞
  • ❝ I know who you are. ❞
  • ❝ I’m an admirer of your great work. ❞
  • ❝ My assistant describes the work to me in great detail. ❞
  • ❝ Life can be a sick joke. ❞
  • ❝ Oh, you got that right. Shit ain’t fair.  ❞
  • ❝ I owe you an apology. ❞
  • ❝ How rude of me to touch your belongings without asking. ❞
  • ❝ It’s cool. I was just confused. ❞
  • ❝ I can assure you there was no funny business. ❞
  • ❝ It’s fine. I wasn’t trying to snitch. ❞
  • ❝ I can assure you I don’t answer to anyone. ❞
  • ❝ That’s not my experience. Not at all. ❞
  • ❝ I got hypnotized last night. ❞
  • ❝ Do you think they saw that shit coming? Hell no! ❞
  • ❝ I should get back to work and minding my own business. ❞

thirty days of skam fic: day thirteen
aka an au where isak is totally (not) in denial about liking even

beginning. accusation. restless. leaves. rainbow. flame. formal. under. move. silver. prepared. knowledge. denial. cans. order. thanks. look. summer. transformation. tremble. tent. mad. thousand. paper. winter. luxury. letters. promise. simple. future.

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There are some things in the universe that are just facts . They’re not up for debate, they don’t need evaluating; anyone who’s not in complete denial about the workings of the world just has to agree. For example, it’s a fact that the earth goes around the sun. It’s a fact that there are two hundred and six bones in the human body. It’s a fact that pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza. And, most importantly of all, it is a fact of the universe that Isak Valtersen does not have a crush on Even Bech Naesheim.

The only unfortunate thing is, Isak’s idiot friends seem to disagree with one of those facts.

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Isak has only been out of the closet for half a year – he’s never had a boyfriend that he introduced his friends to, he’s never hooked up with a guy at a party in front of them, and he’s certainly never said anything about the kind of guys he finds hot.

But the first time the guys ever meet Even, Magnus turns to Isak afterwards and says, “Fuck, bro, he is so your type!”

Isak just blinks at him, and then whirls around to make sure Even really has retreated to the next room of the party and didn’t hear that.  What the fuck is Magnus talking about, anyway?  Yeah, Even’s tall and hot and dreamy and his eyes are captivating and he’d smiled at Isak way too nicely, holding his gaze for a moment too long, as Jonas introduced them all, but – Isak’s never even had a conversation with him.

Even is just Jonas’s new weed guy.  And, most importantly, when Jonas had mentioned finding this new weed guy, his exact words had been, ‘ yeah, we met through his girlfriend, she’s in my Politics class.’

So. No matter how much eye contact Even might make or how good he’d looked all bundled up in way too many layers of clothing for a house party, Isak is absolutely not going there.  He’s had enough of crushing on straight guys to last him a lifetime.

“He is the opposite of my type, what the fuck,” Isak lies to Magnus, and then swallows down the rest of his beer.  “Why do you think you know what kind of guys I like anyway!  Shut up.”

Magnus just laughs at him, and Mahdi shakes his head.

“Bro.  That was some serious eye-fucking right there.  You guys are gonna hook up, I’m calling it right now.”

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Okay so I’ve been reading the comments lately on my Instagram and Twitter.. A lot of you are fighting about the whole mom/queen thing. So I should probably explain how I feel about it. I do not want to be looked at as your queen. I do not want to be put on a pedestal. I am not your mother. BUT I am here to be your friend. I write music to express myself because otherwise I would go crazy. I’m not a perfect human being, and we are never going to agree on every little thing. But I want to be able to open up to you guys without feeling like I’ll be judged/bullied. When I was honest and told you guys I smoke weed some of you wrote things like “I wish I knew that before I bought her album” it blew my mind because it should just be about the music. It shouldn’t be about me being the perfect little role model for you guys because I have never once ever pretended to be that. And I won’t ever try to be. It’s impossible. I’m just figuring things out myself, I’m gonna make so many mistakes but I’ll learn from them and grow as a person just like anyone else. I won’t judge you if you open up to me, so don’t judge me.

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Dating Park Jimin Would be Like

guys help this squishy boy i DIE INSIDE AJHFAKDJA HE’S SO CUTE DID YOU SEE THE DAMN HALLOWEEN PRACTICE FOR 21ST CENTURY GIRLS NOT ONLY IS THAT MY FAV SONG BUT AHH CUTIE ALERT BOOTY ALERT

  • ALRIGHT FIRST THINGS FIRST
  • he’s S U C H a switch
  • and i don’t mean that just in the sexual sense
  • literally one day ur gonna get cute squishy shy chimchim who kisses u but giggles and can’t look u in the eye
  • the next HOUR he fukcin gives u a lap dance or some shit or just like undresses u with his eyes and licks his lips and flashes his tummy all the time like damn dude can you c h i l l
  • but most of the time u get darling sweetie pie Jimin who loves to cuddle and hold u close 24/7
  • i dont think he would be as touchy as Taehyung just bc Tae has No Shame when it comes to his gf but then Jimin is a Smol Shy and wants to love u but he gets v v shy and embarrassed 
  • not bc he’s embarrassed to be around u or to love u but bc he’s still kinda insecure about himself 
  • bc ur so ethereal and beautiful and kind and all around a Total Package 
  • and he doesn’t feel like he brings much to the table
  • which when he gets in lil sad moods bc of these feelings u make it ur NUMBER ONE GOAL to cheer up ur darling Squish 
  • if he’s feeling bad about not having abs for the fans then you go online and show him all the comments about how they love him when he’s chubby
  • and u tell him that it doesn’t even matter what they think bc you love him chubby and you love him the way he is with no changes to anything
  • but if he really wanted to, you would offer to go work out with him to keep his spirits up and he would a d o r e that
  • u probably would die from trying 2 keep up w him and he would have to piggyback you home and put u in a warm bubble bath to ease ur aching muscles but its the thought that counts and he really truly appreciates how much effort u put into him and doing anything to make him feel good about himself
  • when he wants something really bad u get the dreaded Puppy Eyes and you can’t escape them
  • U and Suga both mope over that fact that u both are weak for park Jimin
  • being besties w Taehyung and going on dates with Jimin and Tae just tags along
  • the first few times he does this ur worried about him being the third wheel but it ends up that you’re the third wheel lmao Vmin am i right
  • you can never stay mad at him for very long and vice versa he could never be angry at you for more then 20 minutes max
  • when you argue its over little things like him leaving his wet towel on the bathroom floor or you leaving stuff like yogurt out of the fridge too long bc u forgot about it
  • and even when you have more serious fights where doors are slammed and there are raised voices and he has to leave your apartment for some air and time to himself to think
  • he always comes back even if it’s at 2 AM bc he just CANT go to sleep without apologizing and telling you he loves you bc anything could happen and he doesn’t want his last memory of you to be an argument should something bad happen to you 
  • like that is his worst fear that he would be away on tour and something would happen like you would get in an accident or the saesangs would attack you stuff like that
  • and those fears would pop up in his head every time he left the apartment when u two fought and he would forget how to breathe until he snapped out of it and fuckign SPRINTED his ass back to your place
  • and he would burst into your room (bc he used his key okay he didn’t kick down the door. u gave him a key after the second time he did that)
  • and he would see you laying on his side of your shared bed, curled up in a tiny ball, a pile of tissues in the trash can next to you, and tiny sniffles and hiccups coming from you every once and a while
  • Jimin would ever so quietly walk around to the side of the bed and kneel down in front of you, and his heart would just break
  • you had messy hair, your face was covered in dried and fresh tear tracks, and you were holding onto the little stuffed kitten he had won for you on your first date
  • he would start crying as well and he wouldn’t want to even dare to touch you because he didn’t feel like he deserved to hold you if he had caused the person he loved the most so much pain
  • but you would say fuck that and throw your arms around his neck and he would break down and start sobbing into your neck, wrapping his arms so tightly around your waist and drawing you so close to him you two were almost one person 
  • and the two of you would just rock back and forth until you both calmed down and gave makeup kisses
  • and then comes the makeup sex ;)))
  • SPEAKING OF THAT IT’S YOUR FAVORITE TIMEEEE
  • so i see a lot of conflicting things on here
  • either he’s Mr Dom, second to Namjoon(who i firmly believe is 100% DADDY but that’s for another time) or the Subbiest sub to ever sub.
  • and personally i think he’s a switch? it really just depends on his mood
  • like i probably have said that for every one of these that i have done lmaoooo but seriously 
  • it just depends on his mood either he’s kissing you gently and his touches are so soft and he’s taking you so slowly and lovingly and caressing every inch of your body, practically worshipping it as he kisses every inch of skin he can get his lips on
  • or he’s fucking smacking your ass as he takes it from behind and pulls your hair while dirty talking you
  • there’s just no in-between 
  • except for maybe morning sex bc he would want you to take over in the morning and be on top but damn he wants to touch you so bad
  • ur sex life can be described as Mindblowing 
  • bc with his dancer hips and his stamina and your ability to toughen up and take it for as long as he wants to you
  • most of the time you can’t actually remember what happens bc it’s so amazing lol 
  • he’s pretty vocal but not as much as taehyung lmao the only one louder then Tae is Hobi(of course) but he’s a pretty close 3rd 
  • he strikes me as a moaner and a whiner? sometimes he groans when he’s close to finishing but usually he’s a p consistent moaner
  • MESS ME UP MAN PARK JIMIN IS FUCKING ME UPPPP
  • he’s v cuddly like i said before
  • his favorite this is pillow talk
  • after yall are done w ur thing he likes to draw patterns on your bare back while you lay on his chest, nuzzling his neck and you have to guess what he’s drawing on your back
  • literally when i say he loves pillow talk he LOVES IT
  • like Jimin basically has sex w u, not just bc ur the bomb dot com w a smoking hot booty but bc its so he can just bask in the warm afterglow of your lovemaking session but also talk about serious things and silly things and the in-betweens 
  • this is your guys favorite time to talk about the future
  • he shyly tells you that he wants to marry you someday and he almost launched himself out of bed if u hadn’t tackled him and gave him lots of kisses 
  • it’s nothing permanent yet, bc he’s still really focusing on BTS promotions and growing as a group and as a dancer and singer with them 
  • but you don’t mind him taking his time and waiting for him
  • and he loves that more then anything 
  • like to him that’s the biggest sign of love you can give him is just being patient and waiting for him with anything you two do
  • Jimin would try to be almost as dedicated as you to your relationship as you were
  • bc he feels like it’s the only way to pay you back for waiting for him to have time for you while he’s working 
  • if he’s away on tour over your birthday or your anniversary or something he’ll arrange it so that he can send something to you can be face timing you as it arrives at your door so that he can watch your face as you open it
  • facetimeing 24/7 when he can’t be there with you
  • no matter if you’re texting, calling, face timing, or seeing each other in person he NEVER fails to tell you he loves you 
  • you come with him to inkigayo once and almost cry backstage when BTS wins the first award for their comeback song 
  • and he runs backstage to you after its all over and he picks you up and spins you around in a hug and gives you kisses and Jimin is looking up at you from under those long lashes and he just pushes some hair out of your face and when he puts you down he gives you a promise ring he was saving for your 2 year anniversary but he just couldn’t wait
  • Jimin has you wrapped around his finger but he never really realizes it bc he think that he’s wrapped around your finger and it’s true u could ask this boy for the moon and he would give it to you and he could ask for the sun and you would get it for him
  • his love is intense at times but it’s sweet and kind and gentle in the best possible ways 

end my life this series is making me slowly lose my mind
also i feel like these scenarios are slowly getting longer?? idk guys give me some feedback here ro send me some lil prompt ideas!! i love doing reactions but i haven’t done any in a while. 
<3 you! ~Admin Hedgehog

anonymous asked:

Okay, but what about this: Tangled AU where Mare is Flynn Rider and Cal is Rapunzel (and maybe Mother Gothel is Elara??? That wants to put his son Maven on the throne??? idk I just want Mare saying Flynn quotes)

Bangs fist on table: God dammit now you got me started on shit that I have been thinking about for a year since I finished glass sword. 

Headcanon Alert:

Cal is the son of Queen Coriane and King Tiberius, but Coriane fell ill while pregnant and everyone goes out to find this magic flower to save her and the baby. And there’s a witch named Elara that uses it and has been using it for hundreds of years to keep herself young. It is discovered and she watches in horror as they take it. Cal is born healthy and happy (I mean just imagine Mare being like: A healthy baby was born. I’ll give you a hint, that’s Cal). But then Elara shows up tries cut his hair (which is blond cause thats what the movie had), but then it turns black when she cuts it, and shes like aw hell no. So she takes Cal (I mean also imagine Mare telling the story like: Elara Merandus broke into the castle, stole the child and vanished.) And also we get Cal with obnoxiously long hair… like damn boy, serious man bun and man braid material. Then obviously mare is flynn rider (But she goes by Mareena Titanos), she works with two other thieves, Evangeline and Ptolemus Samos (cause I need people who canonically she ends up fighting against) and the horse is… uh.. I’m just go with…Maven here (cause he’s chasing Mare around everywhere). And Kilorn is the chameleon that is Cal’s like little side kick cause the personality similarities are too good to pass up on. All Cal want to do is go and see these lights that are in the sky on his birthday every year, and Elara’s like, bitch, no. Mother knows best, take it from you mother, it’s a scary world out there! (its also super funny imagining this cause Cal has at least a foot on Elara XD) But then Mare shows up in the tower (Something brought you here Mareena Titanos… be it fate destiny… A horse? *rolls eyes*). She agrees to take him to see the lights, they leave and set out on an adventure. (I mean imagine the Snuggly Duckling scene where they meet the scarlet guard and everyone’s singing and Farley is the hook man who hangs mare up on the coat hook. And then they surround mare who does an awkward jazz grape vine across the bar and is like “I have dreams like you no really, just much less touchy feely, they mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny, on an island that I own, tan and rested and alone!” And then Farley saving them with Maven and bunch of people show up, and then looking to Cal and saying, “Go live your dream”. And Mare going, “Thanks I will,” Follows by Falrye glaring at her and saying, “Your dream stinks, I was talking to him.” Then they get to the epic scene where they’re escaping (LETS JUST ASSUME THAT EVERYONE IN HERE DOESN’T LIKE ME!” Then them getting trapped. (My real name is Mare Molly Barrow, someone should at least know before I die… I have magic hair that glows when I sing. HIS HAIR GLOWS! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE! I MEAN- Mare, it does more than just glow.) (Also just impinge the mother knows best reprise with Elara just bleeding out of the smoke and shadow). And them singing Now I see the light. And then Cal thinking Mare betrayed him and going back with Elara and Mare like, “AH SHIT! WAIT!” and then the whole guard showing up to break her out. Then obvi we get the super sad part where Elara stabs mare in the fucking back, and Cal tries to heal her, but she cuts his hair out and all of it turns black. Then Elara dies, and we get the super epic scene where Cal heals Mare. (Did I even tell you have a thing for guys with dark hair?) Followed by Cal being returned to his family. (: I’m so happy and full of sunshine right now. time to go write some angst. 

anonymous asked:

Junkrat and Hanzo with s/o who makes the best tea they could ever drink(and smokes tea as well)

// Hi there! Yay, Junkrat, one of my favourites! <3 Thanks for sending this in. I’ll admit I never knew you could smoke tea, I did a quick google search and I don’t really understand the purpose of it, and what smoking tea actually does for you. So I just did the request minus the last part, I hope you don’t mind! //


Junkrat and Hanzo with an S/O that makes the best tea they’ve ever had headcanons:

Junkrat:

  • Junkrat wasn’t really picky with things like food and drinks considering how having options was practically a luxury
  • what kind of tea are you making him? say it’s boba
  • even if it’s not though i can’t see him giving a shit so long as YOU made it
  • i feel like he’s the kind of guy to fawn over like anything you do with him in mind
  • like bring him some tea to try, ask him which one he like the best
  • and he’ll be all wwwwwoWWWOWOWWW YOU THOUGHT OF ME wow  thats great
  • would probably request you set up a “sampling station” with different kinds of tea you’ve made in lil shot glasses (???) and he’ll just pick one up, drink it and before he’s even finished swallowing he’s already onto the next glass
  • for ones he really likes he’ll probably throw the cup on the ground and yell “ANOTHER!” like from the thor movie 
  • but thats just to make you laugh yknow
  • like you bringing him tea is one thing but if its the BEST he’s ever had then expect him to pester you every now and then about wanting more
  • “Gee I suuuuure am thirsty right about now. Would be swell if I could get summa that tea again”

Hanzo:

  • he’s really grateful that you went out of your way to prepare some tea for him in the first place
  • although he has a hard time expressing it
  • i dont think he’d mutter a “thank you” until the end of the day
  • he’ll probably just nod, kinda smiling with his eyes
  • sometimes he won’t drink the tea
  • just enjoying the way it smells for a while
  • i think the scent of the tea would be important like if it smells off to him then he wouldn’t even want to give it a taste
  • then it’s like well fuck now it’s cold
  • he’ll still drink it though
  • then it’s like whoa, the best tea he’s ever had? coulda swore you got a reaction out of him!
  • honestly wouldn’t say much as he’s drinking it, he’d tell you he enjoyed it along with a thank you at the end of the day - but with few words, kind of playing it off like no big deal
  • (…but he really, REALLY liked it)
  • eventually throughout your relationship you soon realize that it becomes his favourite, and after a long day you’ll often make some for the two of you
Catch Me If I Fall - Dino Angst/Fluff (Gang!AU)

Originally posted by jeonwuu

Request: Okay so I got this idea but I’m not very good at writing! Can you do like a gang AU? With maybe either Jun or Dino? (Whoever you would think would be more protective) And just have a rival gang someone try to take the reader or hurt her and they will just be hella protective and make it angsty? (Its okay if you don’t do this kind of thing)

Word Count: 2898

Genre: Angst and Fluff

Member/ Group: Lee Chan (Dino) of SEVENTEEN

Warnings: Mentions of rape, violence, and death

A/N: Part 2? Tell me if you guys want it. EDIT: You guys asked, I answered. Part two is on my masterlist for all of you that sent me messages requesting it!


 Curls of smoke rose into the air and disappeared into the atmosphere. Fourteen chairs were lined against the wall and wrappers littered the entirety of the room. Each chair was occupied by a warm body, except for two. A man with a fierce expression let out a breathy sigh before tossing his cigarette onto the dirty, cracked floor. 

 “Where is he? He said he would be here an hour ago, that fucking liar…”

 “Coups! Calm your tits, bro. He’s bringing the lady today, so he probably got caught in traffic from wherever she lives. Just lay off his case a bit.”

 When anybody decided to join the ruthless gang that simply went by ‘SEVENTEEN’, their name became a secret. They would choose a nickname to go by in case the cops ever caught up with them, though a few brave souls just went by their real ones. Each member never pried for the other’s real names, because the unspoken rule was always that ‘if what we’re doing is a secret, our identities should be too.’

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bones | 02 (m)

• pairing: jung hoseok x reader // min yoongi x reader, college! hoseok, college! yoongi
• genre/warnings: smut, angst 
• words: 13,151
summary: you were broken from a past relationship, and Hoseok wanted to fix you, but what price was he willing to pay? Would he end up worse off, or would you realise in time, that your best friend was the one…?
• note. inspired by this song here.

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Seven Things About Supernatural: 12x13 - “Family Feud”

I try to go into Buckleming episodes with an open mind.  Yes, I also acknowledge that they’re among the least technically skilled (or at least among the worst at really hitting the mark for this particular show) on the team, but I try not to be the guy who hates them out of hand.  

DAMN IF THEY ARE NOT MAKING IT DIFFICULT FOR ME TONIGHT.

  1. What’s the deal with Clan MacLeod this week?  We were firmly in frenemies/mutually beneficial arrangement territory and then suddenly this ep it’s all high antagonism.  Was there a regrettable incident involving a bowl of Cheerios that got cut out of 12x12?  

    Also, Crowley’s attachment to Gavin seemed out of proportion to the interactions we’ve seen.  While we can guess/imagine some stuff, viewers need a little more than that to be able to feel any sort of connection to a character who’s angry and suffering.  

    They do want us to do that, right?

    Really, the only thing in the whole MacLeod Family Drama that had much punch was Rowena revealing that her willingness to help the Winchesters was seated in a desire to punish Crowley for Oskar’s death.
  2. Okay, but can Buckleming write just one episode that isn’t rapey?  Just one?  One tiny episode?  It isn’t difficult!  Hell, they had to shoehorn it in this time!  Argh.
  3. So we got answers about the Lucifer thing from LOTUS, which is nice.  Unfortunately, those answers appear to be that Crowley might not underestimate the Winchesters, but apparently he’s more than happy to underestimate Lucifer.  

    Like, this isn’t just a bad plan.  It’s a bad plan with a million points of failure that you monologued in front of your victim.  Whatever potential ego benefit there may be, whatever boost in credibility having Lucifer in chains might confer, this shit ain’t worth it.  Crowley, sweetheart, what the fuck.
  4. So that case resolution was anticlimactic.  

    Show: Hey look, weird deaths!  Oh hey, we know someone who knows something!  Oh hey, it makes sense that it’s this person, and here’s a really obvious pattern!  Hey, we were totally right!  Hey, here’s a possible resolution that folks are okay with, and the only person who disagrees is easily stopped!  Oh hey, we were able to easily carry this out!  Oh hey, all the bad stuff looks like it was totally reversed by our efforts!  Go team!  

    Me: *…*

    Show: Uh, have some family conflict?  

    Me:  *…*

    The CW: Oh, and you don’t get a promo this week either.

    Like, I guess the upshot is that we’ve tied up the Gavin loose end?  It’s just…wow, pointless and I feel pretty much nothing.  Which is a shame, because this could have been incredible with more prep.
  5. I’m liking Dagon.  I would have expected to see her arrive an ep or two later, but given that she and Lucifer are apparently in communication, and this was Crowley’s “I have you right where I want you” episode, I’m good with it.  
    Her pitch to Kline was pretty standard “demons get a bad rap, and look at how badly the good guys have treated you” fare, and with Lucifer banking on his incoming Nephilim son to foil Crowley’s plan, yeah. Okay.  I’m curious what she used to send angels up in a puff of smoke – Ramiel certainly didn’t do that with Cas! – but overall, I’m into it. Here’s hoping she gets to be more than just a semi-disposable mini-boss.  
  6. I want better for Kelly Kline in so many ways.  She is scared, she’s being tossed around by forces she can’t control or understand, people and things so much more dangerous than she is are everywhere.  Well-meaning wait staff (who turn out to be murderous angels) say ominous things in cafes.
  7. Okay, so we’ve subverted the “Mary is doing a S6 Cas” thing.  This is good in a Changing The Winchester Paradigm sort of way.  We’re not going to spend half a season lying and keeping secrets and coming out of it with I can’t trust  you because you lied to me, and so on.  This is good.  This is interesting.

    And, in light of Ketch’s apparent attempt at undermining her loyalties (e.g. let’s get a drink, don’t tell your sons, family makes you weak, etc.), we see Mary doing something remarkable: she goes to the boys, comes clean, and tries to make her case.  

    She’s making a questionable choice, but she’s not falling for the whole seduction, or being sucked in on the BMoL’s terms.  She’s not allowing them to isolate her.  Which, given that being isolated by questionable choices is how Sam, Dean, and Cas have all fucked up in the past, is also pretty fucking interesting.  

Bonus Thing: Dean Winchester in a museum  dicking around with things he shouldn’t dick around with is my jam.  As I said on Twitter: he is beauty, he is grace, he drops shit and he makes that face.

Bonus Thing #2: So Sam’s casting spells.  That’s fun.  It’d be even more fun if those spells had, say, continuity of function instead of working on low pillars instead of doors and turning dead Scottish people into lemon-flavored Jedi…

Bonus Thing #3: I am awarding credit for the episode title, what with the MacLeod and Winchester families having Differences internally and with one another, as well as the bit between Crowley and Lucifer about their offspring.

anonymous asked:

It was my bffs birthday party, she was into a guy so she invited him. I never had a thing for him but we both known him since a long time. I got drunk and this guy just came up to me and invited me to have a cigarette outside in the garden. Outside I realised he doesnt even smoke, i turned to him but he started kissing me instead of saying a word. He pressed me against the wall and started fingering me really hard, then we had sex on the gardentable. My best friend still doesnt know...

anonymous asked:

Snow Lily for the suit thing?

all my requests are always 90 percent Servamp lololol,(I don’t mind other series though guys just a heads up for future reference, cause I am totally cool with drawing other stuff too. ;D)  but I rarely ever get Snow Lily.SO YAY Lilyyyyyyyyyyyyy~ also I guess this means I get to pick his suit too, so naturally I am gonna pick pink for him. CAUSE THAT’S JUST HIM. 

I meant to post this hours ago I forgot ahhhhh. 

“Suit Up!” REQUESTS CLOSED!

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Just so you know: I was at the premiere night of the #FantasticBeasts in Moscow. But I kept silent all this time, because, well…

I’ve been following the works of Colin Farrell for a rather long while, because, let’s face it, he is a very good actor - yet somehow I’ve never attempted painting him. I kept silent because the monster in me who is always hungry for information was bombarded with tons of various content my feeds provided. The monster consumed. The monster analysed. The monster now has its headcanons and points of view, that don’t really matter.

What matters is that Colin Farrell is both a professional whom I respect, the only person whose sex video helped me overcome a few of my own psychological issues (I’m being quite serious here, you have no idea how helpful that was), and a very complex person.

The latter is mostly based off my perception of his range of movements, because boy did I have the references to study. But then I’m just a Russian insomniac who remembers people by the sound and the motion they produce, so that might just be me noticing things that might not even be there in the first place.

I’m not exactly sure why I’m writing this at 4 AM, but Moscow is covered in snow, and some Russian guys from my playlist are nervously singing about people choosing not to die young, and I’m thinking of smoking and re-reading Dostoyevsky and Philip K. Dick. That’s not some basic fan reactions, but then - I’ve never had a proper fangirling moment over anyone except Rickman and Dance, so there you go.

Oh, and one last thing…

I started the top image as a simple sketch. But now I see Rick Deckard in there, and this makes me feel hollow, because I never planned for this to happen. Howling on the moon while being sober is somehow too relevant.

anonymous asked:

Love the idea of Red being jealous of Alan LOL. (Would Alan be jelly too?)

I think Alan would have the time of his life provoking Red, to be honest. Always making double entendres about Liz, referencing their shared past and generally going out of his way to make everything sound extra lascivious and dirty, constantly shooting Red ‘you know what I mean wink wink’ glances behind Liz’s back while touching her elbow or leaning in a bit too close.

And anytime he’d get too close to getting shot, he’d hide behind Liz and tattle on Red. Liz usually just heaves an exasperated sigh and tells them to ‘play nice, boys’

Never Let Me Go

Original Request:   “Can you write some smutty JB scenario like make up sex? Have a great day 💞”

Warnings: Smut

Member(s): Im Jaebum

Word Count: 2,759



An out of control heartbeat, a pounding headache, and a sickening feeling in your stomach were all of the side affects of fighting with your fiance, Jaebum.  His anger levels were always terrifying, the wind of his hand quickly raising to push his hair back out of his face startling you each time.  The only time the two of you really fought was during some sort of misunderstanding, where one of you is trying to expose the clarity of the situation, only resulting in an argument.  


“For the love of all that is holy, Jaebum, please explain to me how that woman attached to your lips wasn’t ‘what it looked like.’” You shouted, tears spilling continuously out the corners of your eyes.


“She said that she tripped over the carpet, which I don’t believe for a second, by the way, and she ended up crashing into me so I was against the wall and according to her, she just happened to land directly onto my lips.  I’m telling you right now that it’s bullshit so why are you still convinced that I was cheating on you? You know, if you had just waited around for two more seconds, you would have seen me push her off of me and tell her that I was happily engaged.  But you just like to jump to conclusions don’t you, Y/N?” Jaebum retaliated.


Shocked at the rudeness of Jaebum’s final words to you, you wiped the tears that covered your face and forced yourself to sculpt your expression into something emotionless.


“I….have to leave.”  You said monotonously.


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