can i have a headcanon request about Akaashi, Kuroo, Oikawa and Tsukishima on their instagram? like their bio, feed, captions, followers etc etc thanks!
sure thing chicken wing!
(also these are so long i did not mean for this to happen im sorry if u wanted smth shorter aaaa)
Akaashi’s bio is just “Akaashi Keiji, 2nd yr, Furkurodani.” the link in his bio is literally just to the school’s website. it’s so boring it hurts.
He follows some darker themed men’s fashion accounts and some volleyball ones, but he never sees any of it because his feed is always taken over by Bokuto’s excessive posting of outdated white text memes and blurry selfie spams. Because of this, Kuroo hacked Akaashi’s phone during training camp and made Akaashi follow like four different Really Edgy™ meme accounts and Akaashi still doesn’t know.
(In relation to this, Kuroo also once changed the link in his bio to lead to yvette’s bridal but Akaashi noticed and changed it back).
Akaashi’s captions are probably like…fake deep quotes. Like the kind of stuff you find edited over pictures of sunsets that have no credit for who says it. Either that or he just leaves it blank cause he’s a square.
Everyone in Fukurodani is following Akaashi simply because Bokuto would not let anyone rest until he did. Bokuto has been memeing on instagram so long that he practically went into cardiac arrest when he found out Akaashi made an account, and the next day he showed Akaashi’s account to anyone who would listen. But, Akaashi does gain quite a few female followers all on his own, cause his account is on private and all the girls wanna stalk the pretty owl boy.
Kuroo’s bio literally just says his name, then a bunch of really dumb emojis. The link in his bio leads to business cat and you can’t argue with me on this one.
He follows So Many Meme Accounts. this dork is dank. He tags Kenma to the shittier ones because he has nothing to lose and Kenma’s dry responses make him laugh.
THERE’S A NEKOMA MEME DM.
His captions are all emojis. He never captions anything with words. If you went to his account you legit would not be able to figure out even what language he spoke unless you found like…his bucket challenge video from like 2 years ago.
He posts memes so he has a lot of followers. Not a lot of people from school follow him though.
Oikawa’s bio has his basic info with some kaomoji splashed in, along with “#iwachansmells2k16.” The link in his bio is to a video of seijou playing the interhigh prelims game against Karasuno.
Oikawa, like Akaashi, follows some men’s fashion accounts and volleyball accounts. He also follows some more (forgive my phrasing) “mainstream” meme accounts and probably gets tricked into following shoutout accounts a lot. He also follows conspiracy theory accounts unironically.
He posts ton’s of selfies, but they’re always ones where he’s with someone else, how cute.
His captions are explaining whatever he’s doing in the picture, usually.
He has so. many. followers. A lot of them are girls who like him, as one would expect, but there are also a lot of guys following him too. Pretty much everyone at Aobajohsai is following him, and a lot of people outside of school admire his success in volleyball and follow him too.
(Ushijima tried to follow him and was instantly blocked).
Tsukishima’s instagram might as well not exist. His bio is completely blank except for a link that leads here. He doesn’t even have any posts.
He follows a lot of music artists and a couple of volleyball accounts. He also-regrettably, he says–follows everyone on Karasuno, except for Narita, because he kept posting nothing but closeups of everyone on the team’s faces while they were playing volleyball.
Literally the only people who follow him are the members of Karasuno, his brother, Kuroo, Bokuto, and Akaashi.