i just hate them both for being so perfect

philtheo aesthetic

@alexandorhamilton and @lafyettes

ok first of all i’m rlly proud of this

second of all…. consider…… photographer au…….

either photographer!theo with model!phil being a total dick and she’s just like “wake me up (wake me up inside)”

or photographer!philip with model!theo being too perfect and he’s just like “WHAT THE HECK I GOTTA DO”

OR BOTH OF THEM ARE MODELS WHO SORT OF HATE EACH OTHER BUT STILL HAVE TO DO PHOTOSHOOTS TOGETHER AND THEY’RE JUST SASSING EACH OTHER UNDER THEIR BREATHS IN VERY COMPROMISING POSITIONS AND SWIMWEAR AND SHE JUST PUSHES HIM OFF HER AFTERWARD LIKE “I’M SO THANKFUL THAT’S OVER” 

“OH YEAH? I BET UR NOT AS THANKFUL AS I AM” 

“U R A GODDAMN FIVE YEAR OLD PHILIP” 

“WELL A FIVE YEAR OLD COULDN’T BUY YOU A DRINK COULD HE”

“what” 

“what”

this got so out of hand

anonymous asked:

Sasha Banks or Bayley?

TIME TO GET EMOTIONAL…. 

Even though, I’ve had my complications with them lately… I do love and respect them both. There’s no way I can pick just one of them because they are both perfect and amazing and deserve so much recognition and love. 

Sasha has that never give up attitude, she gets told every week that she can’t do something and she proves you wrong every single damn time. You tell her she can’t bungee jump off a cliff, she’ll go and prove you wrong just because she hates being told she can’t do something. That’s a huge reason why so many people look up to her and admire her. 

Bayley is that idol that children all over the world can relate to, she had that dream as a little kid that so many people told her wasn’t achievable. She fought through her demons and is now at the top, I can’t believe I’m saying this but she is THE woman. She’s paved the way for little girls in the crowd every night who want to be a wrestler and they have Bayley to look up to and believe in themselves.

They are both amazing and are two of the most respected and dedicated women wrestlers in the business today. I will always respect them and love them because they are not only my best enemies but they are my best friends. We started together and this Sunday, we get to have a match at WrestleMania together along with Nia Jax and it’s all come full circle for us. We made it. 

@sailorbossbanks @iceicebayley

INTJ plans a a movie date with INFP

INTJ: Hey, INFP, I know you’re not a huge fan of 3d movies, but how would you feel about seeing Movie in 3D?

INFP: lol, I’d be down.

INTJ: Not saying it’s gonna happen. Just asking…

INFP: Ok :)

INTJ: Okay, how do you feel about the following movies? And you can be truthful. If you hate the thought of both of them, you can say so.

INFP: They both look good.

INTJ: INFP, on a scale of 1-10, how much do you enjoy going to the movies– like as an activity? One being hate, ten being literally the perfect activity which nothing in any variation of our or any other universe could surpass.

INFP: Omg, INTJ!

Sigh

Nedden is just so perfect. Like, Ned is so fudging stoic and serious while Den is like “OMG A BUNNY” or “BEER FUCK YEAH” and just a bright ball of sunshine. I like Dennor but most of the stories despict Norway being mean or the Nordics just hate denmark for no reason. I understand the kalmar union but that was like, how many years ago? And Den is despicted as stupid or abusive.

Nedden is mostly both of them having rough sex and or just cuddling and sweet tenderness. They just make me so happy. I love them so much like their my lil babies. Okay I can’t help the headcanons

Netherlands is quite protective of Denmark even though Den is capable of defending himself. Ned sees him as a tiny little country that requires protection. Den apretiates this but wishes that Ned loosen up. “It’s not like I’m always going to get jumped Ned, It’s fine you sap.”

-Totally unrelated headcanons-
Den’s part siren.(mermaid)

Ned’s a werewolf.(van helsing)
-total unrelated headcanons over-

They both go biking. And they both love traveling.

When den came over to Amsterdam(Ned didn’t know) he went to the erotic museum. Then he came out blushing very hard because he saw Ned right outside. Well, he was going to have a HARD time explaining. ;D

Den’s very flexible.