'zero fucks given. Next please' for Eruri if you'd like! Xx
omg you chose the most Levi one lmfao let’s do this
Erwin arrived at the DMV, parking quickly, sloppily, slamming his door and striding inside. First he had to get a ticket and wait for who knew how long for his number to be called. He sat, tapping his foot on the ground, surrounded by other customers just as irritable as him. When “D87” was called, Erwin marched up to the counter.
“Excuse me,” he said, righteous indignation in his tone. “My driver’s license address is completely wrong, and I’d like a refund and a—“
“Zero fucks given,” the worker said testily.
“W-what?” Erwin balked.
The man behind the counter—short, black-haired, with an irascible scowl—sighed. “Next please,” he said.
“I need this fixed!” Erwin said. “Where is your manager?”
“I am the manager.”
“What did you just say, Levi?” another worker asked.
“Nothing, Nile,” this Levi said. He turned back to Erwin. “Okay, I’m not the manager. But I don’t give a fuck what you think. I’m quitting this shit.”
“Levi,” Nile said. “You can’t just—“
“Can it, Pubeface. I’m out of here. Fuck two weeks’ notice.”
Erwin stood there, frozen, as the man tore off his tie and stormed off.
“Well,” Erwin said to Nile. “Can you help me with this?”
Half an hour later, Erwin went back out to the parking lot. Satisfied. He was almost to his car when he saw him. Levi, leaning up against a grey sedan, right next to Erwin’s car.
“Shitty park job you did there,” Levi said.
“Yeah. I’d say I’m sorry, but I don’t think you’d ‘give a fuck.’”
Levi snorted. “Nah.”
“I guess I’m not the only one having a bad day?” Erwin asked.
Levi nodded, avoiding his eye. “Everyone at the DMV—the customers, the staff—everyone’s having a bad day. All of them, all the time.”
“So why are you still here?”
“I left my keys inside. I’m trying to find a less embarrassing time to go back in and get them.”
Erwin laughed for the first time that day. “Don’t wanna go slinking back to Pubeface?”
Levi cracked a smile. “Never.”
“Well, when you get your keys, would you maybe wanna…go somewhere?”
Levi looked at him with surprise. “Someplace besides here? With you? Sure.”
“Go get your keys. Then we can finally get out of here.”