Cat stopped stirring her pitcher for a moment, processing what her daughter just told her.
“So.. you got like a sperm donor or something? Wow, isn’t that expensive?” she chirped, as she resumed her frantic stirring.
“Ah… no, Mom. Erhm, Josephine and I broke up a bit ago….. I… I just got pregnant the… uh… the standard way?”
Catherine placed the pitcher on the counter.