i just found this super sweet and funny

bixxbyte  asked:

hey look, it's me back with another request! how about rfa + v and saeran with MC who sings all the time? like will just be walking around the house or doing something with music playing and singing? I'm always singing and I thought it would be a funny scenario. thanks!! :D

Another super cute and sweet request from you that I loved writing! I kind of re-wrote this a little bit to be more comforting because of yesterday’s events, I hope that’s okay and if not, don’t hesitate to tell me! Thank you so much for the request and I hope that you enjoy!! ^^


  • When you and Yoosung moved in together, he found his love for singing
  • You would sing around the house all of the time, he would be captivated by your beautiful singing voice but he’d always be too shy to join in with you
  • Yoosung loved it when you’d sing loudly in the shower so he could quietly sing along with you
  • One day Yoosung got the courage to sing along with you when you were singing one of his favorite songs
  • You had the music playing loudly as you were singing “Why do you build me up, buttercup baby!”
  • “Just to let me down, mess me around!” Yoosung loudly sang after your verse, his face blossoming bright red as he did
  • You giggled, nudging Yoosung as you continued “And worst of all, you never call baby!”
  • “When you say you will, but I love you still!” Yoosung finished off as he giggled along with you
  • The two of you finished singing the rest of the song while awkwardly but sweetly dancing around the house
  • You and Yoosung decided to have more random singing and dancing times throughout the day to put a smile on both of your faces


  • Zen’s basically a singing machine himself so he adores you singing all of the time
  • He records you singing all of the time and loves listening to those audios the minutes before he has to go on stage because it helps calm his nerves
  • Sometimes Zen will just sit on the couch, smiling with his eyes closed as he listens to you singing
  • He would love to join in with you singing but he doesn’t want you to think that he just wants attention so he usually backs off
  • That is until one night when you the two of you are cleaning dishes and you start singing one of his favorite songs
  • “A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you’re fast asleep.” You gently sang as you handed a dish to Zen to dry
  • “In dreams you will lose your heartache, whatever you wish for you keep.” Zen continued for you as he put away the dish while smiling
  • The two of you sang that song over and over again all night long along with other Disney songs because Zen said that you were his true princess
  • You and Zen became known as the couple who would never stop singing


  • Jaehee never realized that singing could be so much fun, especially with you
  • You would sing all the time no matter where you were and Jaehee loved that
  • She adored your singing and would often do a little clap for you after you finished a song
  • But you noticed that Jaehee always had a hint in sadness in her eyes when you sang so you thought of a song that no one could resist singing
  • The two of you were making up a grocery list when you suddenly stood up and broke into song
  • “Oh I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody!” You singed loudly and smirked when you saw Jaehee stand up as well
  • “Yeah I wanna dance with somebody, with somebody who loves me!” Jaehee sang along, embarrassed but clearly enjoying herself
  • You both sang that song at he top of your lungs and when it was finished, the two of you were out of breath but smiling
  • Jaehee thanked you for giving her the opportunity to sing with you but decided to leave the vocals to you since her throats hurt just from singing that small part
  • But she still ended up joining you in song every once and a while


  • The most wonderful sound in the world to Jumin was your singling voice, so he loved it when you sang all of the time
  • He would smile to himself when he’d be working in his home office as your singing voice filled the penthouse
  • Once Jumin saw you singing to Elizabeth the third and almost shed tears, he took plenty of blurry pictures and a shaky video
  • Jumin wanted you to embrace your singing voice, saying it was the most pure singing he’s ever heard
  • You told him that you just sang for fun but you were curious about his voice so you set up a plan
  • One night, you and Jumin were driving home from seeing the musical Cats, he only agreed to go because it was about the most perfect creatures in the world plus there were no narcissists performing
  • As Jumin went on about the beauty of cats, you started singing knowing that he couldn’t resist joining in
  • “Memory, all alone in the moonlight, I can smile at the old days, I was beautiful then.” You sang softly and looked up at Jumin
  • “I remember the time I knew what happiness was, let the memory live again.” Jumin finished off in his deep voice
  • You sat there in shock at how amazing Jumin’s singing voice was and begged him to always sing with you
  • Driver Kim looked at the rear view mirror and chuckled as he watched you and Jumin happily singing the entire ride home and now all of the time at home


  • Seven admired you for many reasons, one of them being how you expressed yourself through singing
  • After long hours of hacking, hearing you sing around the house while doing mundane tasks would always bring a smile to his lips
  • His files are filled with audio clips of you singing, Seven will listen to them when he’s feeling anxious or upset
  • Just watching you do simple things like dust the house while singing always make Seven feel so happy and sometimes he’ll sing along in an off-tune voice
  • But you were curious to hear his real singing voice so one day when he was playing a video game, you started singing
  • “Sing with me a song of birthright and love, the light scatters through the sky above.” You sang softly hoping he’d finish
  • “Dawn breaks through the gloom white as a bone, lost in thoughts all alone.” Seven sang as he put down his game
  • You stood there shocked at his incredible singing voice but he only sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck while giggling
  • The house was filled with you and Seven singing all of the time together, making a very annoyed Saeran and Vanderwood


  • V simply adored the fact that you sang around the house all of the time
  • Your voice was a sweet melody in his sensitive ears, he’d usually ask you to sing louder to which you happily agreed to
  • When V would organize through his photos, sometimes feeling a bit stressed, you would go behind him and wrap your arms around his shoulder while singing to him
  • He’d take photos of you singing all of the time, V especially loved the angelic look on your face when you’d perfectly hit a high note
  • One day you noticed V sorting through some older photos of him and Rika, subconsciously touching his eyes as they started to water so you did what you knew always made him happy
  • “‘Cause all of me, loves all of you.” You sang softly as you sat down next to V, setting the photos down and gently wiping his eyes
  • “Love your curves and all you edges, all your perfection imperfection.” V finished off as he traced his fingers along your body as you rubbed his cheeks
  • You complemented V on his amazing singing voice but he dismissed it, saying that you were the real star
  • He then quickly grabbed his camera and took a photo of the two of you, telling you that you both singing was true love


  • Throughout his entire recovery progress, one of the best medicines for Saeran was your singing
  • Although he’d try to act annoyed, Saeran secretly loved you singing around the house while going about your day
  • He admired your voice and never thought that someone’s singing could be so soothing and calming
  • Of course when no one was looking, Saeran would even crack a smile when you sang a particularly slow and relaxing song
  • Your silly singing truly helped Saeran, especially when he was having panic attacks or felt doubtful
  • Unwanted negative thoughts of you hating him filled Saeran’s head, pulling at his hair as his panic attack started, he felt you snuggle into his chest
  • “You are my sunshine my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray .” You sang softly as rubbed Saeran’s arm soothingly and kissing his cheeks
  • “You’ll never know dear how much I love you, p-please don’t take my sunshine a-away.” Saeran sang in a whisper, his voice cracking as tears flowed down his face
  • The two of you continued to sing together until his panic attack subdued, with Saeran wrapping his arms around you thanking you for all that you do for him
  • That became the song that you and Saeran would sing together when he felt anxious, it was also the song that the two of you danced to at your first dance during your wedding

lolitokkii  asked:

Sorry this is not an ask , just an opinion , but I don't understand why people call you rude/mean/ an asshole , you're actually so sweet and nice to your followers , not to mention that you're so funny! + Your dolls are so amazing and unique , I've been following this blog for almost a year and I'm so glad I found you! You always inspire me \( ´ω` )/ Don't listen to people who call you rude stuff , you're amazing !!

Thank you!
But I can understand where those people that call me that are coming from now, I can be/used to be very blunt and too sarcastic and rude to people just asking simple questions. I used to get super heated over trivial things and made myself appear to others that I’m a pretentious vegan ass hole.(and I was one tbh) I was influenced by the wrong people.

I totally can admit to this now, bc I have taken the time to look at my behaviour from a different perspective. I used to take all my frustrations out on people on the internet bc irl I’m very, very quiet and bottle stuff up.

I’m still trying to not explode over stupid things and being less abrupt.

Seventeen as People at Homecoming

S.Coups: DJ (that was actually just our geography teacher so the school could be sure the music would be pretty pg-13) who legit only played top hits of 2010 along with the occasional drake song and also the running man challenge but turned off lil Jon’s get low half way through because “if you guys scream every curse word, doesn’t that defeat the purpose of the edited version?” But he let us have 679 by Fetty tho so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jeonghan: Good friend I got ready with, who even though she looked much more fancy than most in our group with a gold wrap and the most amazing dress I’d ever seen was also the first to suggest that we go to McDonald’s when the wait was too long at our first choice of restaurant. Kept about 10 mcnuggets in her clutch the whole night.

Joshua: My best friend’s boyfriend who, as the only sober one in the squad at the after party, lowkey became the mom friend who switched everyone to water after midnight hit, listened to everyone’s weird rants, but still hyped us up so he could get funny stories for black mail.

Jun: Penis confetti guy. Every year no matter what for about the past 5 years someone leaves tiny penis shaped confetti all over the dance floor. Whoever does it is a closer kept secret than the illuminati so they never get caught, but it’s common knowledge and now tradition that every year the task of getting the confetti and dropping it on the floor so everyone leaves with tiny dicks stuck to their feet is passed down to one lucky, anonymous senior every year. This year they really outdid themselves and got them in silver and blue to match the Winter Wonderland theme.

Hoshi: Cute guy that started three dance circles and two conga lines but also spent the rest of the time at the dance at the snack table seeing how many cookies he could fit in his mouth.

Mingyu: Guy that was seen with so many girls that no one knew who his date was, since judging from pics and time spent with each, it could have been at least 10 different people.

Wonwoo: The guy with at least 10 dates’ best friend who was the exact opposite and stuck with one girl just standing in one corner of the dance floor, but did get hella turnt at the neighborhood after party – and I know bc I legit watched him throwing back fireball like water while singing along word for word to Bad Girls Do It Well (not judging tho, that’s a bop)

Woozi: Tiny girl in the prettiest, poofiest dress who I only just met that night and thought was the most innocent cutie until at the party I accidentally put way too much vodka in a mix drink I was making her and went to pour it out but??? She? Drank? The? Entire? Cup? In? One? Clean? Chug? And smiled the sweetest dimply smile at me and walked away completely unfazed. Basically an actual Bambi eyed legend, I’m still shook.

DK: Football player that took such a hard hit at the game the night before that even though they decided he was okay that night, woke up with a major headache the next day and for a good hour didn’t only didn’t remember who his date was, but also that homecoming was even that day at all. He eventually remembered and got the okay to go after planning to get checked for a concussion the next day. Got super hype at the dance and the party, and whether it was due to just being super pumped or a little hopped up on pain killers is still debatable.

The8: Super chill and funny guy from another school that one of my friends took as a date. He came in a polka dot bow tie and suspenders and was so gentle and sweet to her, but later I found out that the reason we got security for the dance this year is because when the school found out he was coming they thought they needed back up since though he’s never started a fist fight at his own school…he’s finished many.

Seungkwan: Class VP who is usually super chill. but was a total over dramatic ham and slow danced with me all the time just bc I was one of the only people that would screech power ballads with him.

Vernon: The date I shared with my best friend (he’s our closest guy friend and 1. We were all going to go stag but decided to go as a group bc squad and 2. It was coincidentally also his birthday so giving him two dates was our gift) who was such a master of the aux cord on the drive back that we decided to take back roads home so we could jam. As the host of the afterparty, he was late to his own birthday bash because we were doing terrible car karaoke.

Dino: Guy in most of my classes who I usually don’t get along with but we bonded so much through talking shit about couples making out on the dance floor that we decided to meet up at Panera next weekend to spill tea about homecoming drama over pasta.

- Mystery Admin

Rec: Simon vs. The Homosapien Agenda

Title: Simon vs. The Homosapien Agenda
Author: Becky Albertalli
Format: Novel
Published/Free: Published
Length: 303 pages
Status: Complete
Rating: Teen
Warnings: Underage drinking
Summary: Sixteen-year-old and not-so-openly gay Simon Spier prefers to save his drama for the school musical. But when an email falls into the wrong hands, his secret is at risk of being thrust into the spotlight. Now Simon is actually being blackmailed: if he doesn’t play wingman for class clown Martin, his sexual identity will become everyone’s business. Worse, the privacy of Blue, the pen name of the boy he’s been emailing, will be compromised.

With some messy dynamics emerging in his once tight-knit group of friends, and his email correspondence with Blue growing more flirtatious every day, Simon’s junior year has suddenly gotten all kinds of complicated. Now, change-averse Simon has to find a way to step out of his comfort zone before he’s pushed out—without alienating his friends, compromising himself, or fumbling a shot at happiness with the most confusing, adorable guy he’s never met

Review: This book utterly blindsided me and I’m seriously surprised it hasn’t been recommended yet! I knew I’d probably like it when I picked it up, but I wasn’t expecting it to be a ‘stay-up-til-3-am-when-you-have-a-paper-due-tomorrow’ kind of book.

I loved how this story wasn’t about coming to terms with your sexuality but about how to deal with everyone around you coming to terms with it, which I found really refreshing. All of Simon’s friends and family are super great and you actually get to see how important their relationships are with Simon, they aren’t there just for window dressing! Becky Albertalli also nails portraying teenagers without making them mini adults or making them sound utterly detestable. It’s a super sweet book, pretty funny and I completely fell in love with all the characters.

Perspective of the signs from a Pisces/Aries cusp

Aries: Aries are so hit or miss with me. Usually female Aries really freak me out, because my Pisces side says “You’re scary and mean and prideful please stop!” While my Aries side is like “Dude, I get you, just calm down and be nice.” But when I meet an Aries that’s truly genuine and loving, they are so protective of me and bring so much laughter and color into my world!

Taurus: Taurus is just so easy to get along with. I tend to love and respect my Taurus friends. I’m also surrounded by them; my mom, my older brother. I get annoyed with how stubborn they can be, though. They hide their fire under this chill mask but they can be mean if you push their buttons enough.

Gemini: Gemini’s fascinate me. I date them a lot. I’ve fallen for two, and one of those two is my current boyfriend. I’m usually very attracted to Gemini. Because I’m on the cusp I can keep up with them to an extent. They can do anything they set their minds to. They make me want to be better. They are so smart and quick-witted it’s sometimes intimidating. But they also seem to fall into a depression because they often feel misunderstood. They truly are so unique from everyone else and they know it; it probably makes them feel alone a lot.

Cancer: Love them love them love them. Except when male cancers get SO DAMN SENSITIVE. And I just want to scream “Get over it! Stop throwing that pity party! Obviously nobody shows up to a pity party! *Love yourself, accept yourself*!” Female cancers are so sweet and strong but also so difficult to get to know. They are too independent for their own good, I think. And boy cancers just need to quit the water works and find some confidence!

Leo: They tend to kinda scare me! I was bullied by a Leo in high school, my high school ex was a Leo, they are big, jealous babies. But at the same time I can’t help but love them because despite their pride, jealousy, and manipulation, they aren’t all bad. They are genuine. And when they care about me, they want to protect me.

Virgo: I’m so sorry, but Virgo’s are so boring to me. Don’t get me wrong, I do have a few Virgo’s in my circle who are sweet and grounded and don’t bore me. But a lot of the time, they are so analytical it overwhelms me and makes me feel like I can’t dream. Virgo’s are simple creatures.

Libra: The more I get to know Libra, the more I love them. They can be pretty prideful and sad underneath all of their charm and positivity. But they give the best advice. They are so good at seeing an outsiders point of view. Seriously, all Libra’s should be therapists. They are so flirtatious.

Scorpio: I have a deep love for Scorpio. But my moon sign and co-ruling sign is Scorpio, so I feel like I have a real understanding of them. They can sting and be so mean sometimes but I feel I am one of the few people they can’t manipulate, and they know it and respect me for it. Scorpios tend to not take me too seriously I upon first meeting me, because I’m so ditzy, but after time they see my deeper side and we really bond. I’ve found that Scorpio is fun-loving and vibrant until they’ve been truly burned. That’s when they turn. I tend to be very sexually attracted to Scorpios.

Sagittarius: Ugh. I can’t. Sagittarius is always so attracted to me and they don’t realize that we don’t click, they are mean, and I don’t like being around them. Again, I have some Sagittarius’s in my circle whom I love and adore; but overall I’m not a fan!

Capricorn: Male capricorns are awesome. According to my charts they are my perfect match but I really don’t see it. They are grounded, funny, intelligent leaders. They really are so aloof sometimes and due to that reason either love my dreamy, outgoing personality or they think I’m just silly. Female capricorns are usually the most awesome people I know or just CRAZY. Like, no in-between. I’ve found that a lot of female ballerinas are Capricorns. They can get into this viscous cycle of needing to be perfect and it makes them crazy. Or, they are super sweet and driven.

Aquarius: MY FAVORITE SIGN! My best friend is an Aquarius and I totally click with them the best. TG for being on the Aries cusp. They are so FUNNY! And outgoing, charming, comfortable in their own skin, intelligent, popular, friends to all. I would love to marry an Aquarius one day. We have such similar perspectives on humor and life, which are both like top priority for me. They are scatter-brained and sometimes so forgetful it’s annoying. They spread themselves too thing and while are actually really emotional, they hide their emotions from everyone as far as they can control it. Traditional astrology on this site is so mean about Aquarius and they are seriously the best sign.

Pisces: Me! Fellow Pisceans are so sweet and spiritual. But they can also be mean and cold as a mask. Stop that! I get it, but stop it. I also can’t deal with male Pisces. They are so sweet but gosh are they sensitive. More sensitive than cancer sometimes! They are clingy and get so upset when they feel ignored - which is a lot. But we do have people’s best interests at heart and want happiness for everyone.


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Let's Do It Louis Tomlinson Smut for Anonymous

I had fun writing this hope you like it if don’t just let me know the title and who’s in it.

My boyfriend of three years and I sat on his couch watching one of his football games. I loved football and always watched them with Louis but tonight I wasn’t really feeling it and had other things on my mind.

“Louis?” I asked with a small sigh as I leaned on his arm.

“Yeah love?” He asked back without even looking at me.

“We’ve been dating for a long time now.” I said and he laughed. He was never phased by my endless and random talking so this was normal to him.

“We make four years in March.” He answered back and I smiled as he kept his eyes on the screen.

“Yeah and we’ve been through a lot together.” I babbled on trying to figure out a way to tell him what I really wanted to say.

“We have. And you’ve been so amazing with me going on tour and everything.” He said and I knew what he meant by ‘everything’ his baby and former pregnant lover. That was hard. We were on a break after a huge fight over being together or not and he went and had sex with this girl. I was devastated and right after he told me and somehow we made it through that.

Then we got the news that he’d be a dad. As of today I’m surprisingly okay with it, people make mistakes and contraception isn’t 100%. Louis still wants to partake in the child’s life and is just friends with the mother and I’ve met her multiple times and she honestly is super sweet.

But the funny thing is that I was about to give Louis my virginity just before he got the news of being a father. I was ready and wanted to do the deed but that didn’t happen. And now 8 months later I’m still a virgin. I tried hinting at it after he found out but his sex drive just dropped to the point where I had to please myself and him eating me out once. That’s right once and he was completely drunk that night while I was sober and that was just odd.

“Love is everything okay?” He asked still keeping his eyes on the screen while he brought me out of my thoughts.

“Yes everything–you know what. No everything is not okay!” I said frustrated and that’s when he looked at me.

“What do you mean–”

“I’ve been wanting to have sex with you for the longest time but you were and still are dealing with this child drama that you don’t even care about pleasing the woman that had been here with you through it all! And I’m trying to tell you but I don’t want it to be all about me but here we are watching a football game and you don’t even look at me! It’s just not fair!” I yelled loudly which took both of us by surprise. I covered my mouth as felt tears streaming down my face. “I’m sorry just forget that I ever said this.” I said and ran up the stairs into the bathroom.

I sat on the toilet and cried. I felt so selfish and yet underappreciated. Everything was swirling in my head and I didn’t know how to stop it.

“Love? Do you want to talk about this?” He asked and I nodded my head. “You need to speak I can’t see you move your head.” He said right after and I couldn’t help but laugh.

“I want to talk about it.” I answered.

“Do you want to unlock the door?” He asked and I took a deep breath and unlocked the door. We stood there face to face and I walked back into the bathroom and sat at the end of the tub. Louis followed suit and sat in front of me.

“Can we start from the beginning?” He asked and I have a small nod.

“I was going to tell you that I was ready to lose my virginity to you but then you got the news about the baby.” I said in a low voice looking down.

“Okay.” He said understanding it for me to go on.

“And once you found out your sex drive just dropped. I didn’t want to pressure you at the beginning but that turned into seven long months. Every time I was going to initiate something sexual with you you’d have to go and see Briana or just knock out after spending all day setting up the nursery. So I would have to take care of things myself.” I said as he lifted my chin and made me look up at him.

“I’m sorry.” He said knowing I wasn’t done talking yet.

“I don’t want to be selfish but Louis I am really trying here. It’s hard.” I said and that’s when I was done. He got closer to me and I scooted closer to him.

“Love I’m so truly sorry. You’ve been the perfect girlfriend and the best supporter I can possibly ask for and all I’ve done is treat you like shit. As note you’re ready to give me such a personal gift and I don’t deserve it.” He said and I shook my head and grabbed his face with both my hands.

“Louis after all these years how do you possibly come to the conclusion that you don’t deserve this? I love you and yes you make mistakes but everyone does. But you own up to them and face them the best you can. You’re going to be a great dad and you deserve everything good that comes your way. I want to give this to you, I’m ready and I want you to be here with me.” I said making him look at me the whole entire time. I ended it with kissing him and he kissed back. The kids got heated quickly and soon I was being carried to the bed. My legs wrapped around his waist as we undressed. Soon enough we were both naked and Louis was hungry grabbing every part of my body he possibly could.

“Louis I need you. I need something.” I whined as he started to kiss my chest. Without accessing me he attached my core and I moaned out so loudly Louis had to cover my mouth. His tongue was working magic on my clit and I bit on the palm of his hand hard as I climaxed.

“Fuck Louis.” I said in a pant and he smiled and I leaned down signifying I was going to give him head but he stopped me.

“Not tonight love. Are you ready?” He asked and I gave a small nod as he reached over getting a condom lightly pecking my nose causing me to giggle. He placed the condom on and grabbed both of my hands in his. He kissed me and I nodded as he entered me.

“Oh god I–”

“Breathe. Just breathe.” He whispered understanding the discomfort I felt.

“Louis it’s getting better. You can move.” I said nervously and he nodded his head and started to move and a slight moan escaped my lips.

“Louis a little faster I’m so close.” I moaned out and he listened. He was going to say something but I interrupted him by yelling as my climax cane from nowhere.

“Holy shit babe how did it feel?” He asked and I smiled and lightly winced as he pulled out. He got rid of the condom and laid next to me lightly rubbing my hips.

“Amazing. Thank you Louis.” I said with a grin and he kissed me.

“I was going to wait until the baby was born and everything cooled down but I can’t wait any longer.” He said as he leaned over and picked out a box and I gasped.

“Louis i–”

“Please let me speak?” He aged and I gulped and gave him a small nod.

“You are my everything. I know this whole baby drama was hard but I was so caught up in it I never realized you got the worst of it. But you suck through it for me, we’ve already past the ” through better or worse “ part and I know that you are so committed even after these stressful years. You’re my true love and I want you to be my true love for the rest of my life. Will you marry me?” He asked and I yelled and hugged him and said yes. He slipped it on my finger and I screamed again. I ran off the bed and grabbed one of his shirts and my phone.

“What are you doing?” He asked and I smiled.

“I’m going to call my mom. I mean you just proposed.” I said with a laugh and then he chuckled.

“After we just had sex? That’s not awkward to you?” He aged and my mouth dropped.

“Oh my god. We just had sex. I was gonna call my mom and–”

“Love. Calm. Down.” He said with a small smirk. He dragged me to the bed and kissed my neck.

“What do we–”

“We sleep. Call her tomorrow. Tell her I proposed in the morning with the ring in your box of morning chocolates.” He said and I smiled.

“Was that how you originally planned to propose?” I asked with a chuckle and he laughed.

“Would you have said yes if I did?” He asked and I smiled.

“Of course I would have Louis!” I yelled as I pushed him.

“I love you my fiance.” He said and I smiled and kissed him. We slept and the next morning I cashed everyone telling them the story Louis said while he made breakfast.


I had no desire to get out of bed this morning–it’s pouring rain here and I’m still so peopled out that I feel like it’s already been a full week crammed into one day.  Also, the book I read last night was super disappointing–I thought that People I Want to Punch in the Throat was super funny, but the holiday version…notsomuch.

My mood was quite lifted when I got in the car and found that the husband had gotten gas for me!  No having to stop and pump gas in the rain!  He’s just the best ever!  And, I found this super sweet note on my computer from coworker Wayne when I got to my desk this morning!  Annnnd, we got our new t-shirts for 2017 (they’re always designed by kids)!  :)  Oh yeah, and in about an hour, I get to go and give out books to a bunch of preschool kids.

Life is good. My attitude could be better.  But, it’s getting there. ;)

Preference #70 : He makes you feel insecure - Ashton&Calum/4

Requested : Yes

  • Could you make a pt 2 to the makes you insecure with cal & ash?
  • okay so can you please do the “he makes you feel insecure” thing with Ashton and Calum too?
  • Hey, I loved your preference where he makes you feel insecure, could you please do one with Ashton and Calum to? Xx

Rating : No smut

Ashton : 

“So, what did you think of them?” I asked Ashton as we finally managed to escape to my childhood room, and call it a night.

Ashton had just met my whole family, and saw my cousins for the first time. He already knew my parents and my siblings, but it was a big family diner this time, and he had had the opportunity to meet everyone that really mattered to me, in my family.

“They’re all so lovely! Like, literally, I see where you get your kindness from, now!” he said with a wink as he walked to me and wrapped his arms around my waist.

He kissed my forehead and I pressed my cheek against his chest. I smiled against his shirt and he held me tighter as he buried his nose in my hair.

“I really think that my little cousin has fallen in love with you,” I informed him and he chuckled, “I think I’ll have to be very careful from now on!”

“Oh, I don’t think you have to worry about anything, I’m pretty much completely in love with you,” he replied and I felt my heart swell in my chest. “But damn, your whole family has those same eyes, like it’s such an incredible color, I was so stunned by it!” he added after a while and I was glad he couldn’t see me because my smile immediately faded.

One of the things that I felt the most insecure about, was that my whole family had inherited mixed grey and blue eyes, and I had simple, random, boring brown ones. I had never talked about this, and it was something that no one could know when they met me, as long as they didn’t meet my family as well.

“Like, I don’t know, I’d never seen this color before… And it’s like… I don’t know, they just shine, it’s absolutely incredible,” he said and I felt a lump grow in my throat.

“I wish I had them, too,” I eventually replied and he stilled his hand that was rubbing my back, telling me that he had heart the quiet sob in my voice.
“Your eyes are wonderful,” he protested as he pulled away from me to look at my face.

I looked at my feet and whipped my sleeves under my eyes as he took my chin in-between my thumb and forefinger and looked at me in the eyes.

“I mean it, I love your eyes!” he repeated, his eyes wide as he probably realized that he had said something he shouldn’t have.

“They’re nothing special,” I shrugged, trying to sound as casual as possible.

“Yes, they are! (Y/N), your eyes are the most wonderful ones I’ve ever seen!” he protested and a small smile made its way on my face as I shook my head and went to lie on the bed.

I knew it wasn’t true, but I appreciated the fact that he was trying to make me feel better. He was the sweetest boy I’d ever met, and I was happy to call him mine.

Calum :

“Baby?” Calum called from the bedroom as soon as I had set a foot in our shared apartment.

I took my shoes off and let them by the door, before shrugging my jacket off my shoulders and placing it on the couch as I walked to the living room.

“Yes?” I replied, a smile on my face as I joined him and found him rummaging through my closet.

“Are you tired, did you have a rough day? I thought we could maybe pick our outfit for tomorrow night? I’ve had a few dresses delivered for you and I’d like you to help me choose mine, if that’s okay?” he said as he turned around to face me.

A huge smile had appeared on my face as I watched him move around the room. I always found it funny how Calum could just seem completely bored sometimes, and then could get super intensely interested in something a second later.

“What?” he asked, as he looked at me quizzically; “did I forget to say hello?” he added with a smirk and I shyly nodded as he strolled over to me, cupped my face, and hotly kissed my lips. “Hi,” he whispered as he pulled away and looked at me.

“I told you I’d just wear something I already owned, I don’t want you buying me clothes or anything else for that matter,” I said with a sweet smile.

“Oh, I want none of that, it’s an award show I’m dragging you to, so it’s only fair I buy you a nice dress,” he replied just as sweetly before pecking my lips. “Okay, so I picked up three dresses and I just looked into your closet and you have shoes that matches them, so you can choose whichever one you like best!”

I looked at the bed, and on it were the three most beautiful dresses I had ever seen. They looked nothing alike. The first one was a pale blue, it was very simple, two thin straps were holding a simple low-cut top and the skirt seemed very light. The one in the middle was black, it was strapless and the big skirt was covered in tiny little sparkles. The last one was bright red, and it was the kind of dress that made you want to lie on your side on top of a piano in the hall of an hotel.

The only thing they had in common is that they were long; they were floor length. I hadn’t worn anything that long, except for jeans, in a very long time. I tried to keep my smile on my face as a small lump started to form in my throat.

“I really like the red one, but you could try them all, that way we can see which one looks the best on you,” he excitedly offered and I briefly closed my eyes as I forced my lips upward once more.

“No, I really like the red one, too, I mean, it’s long… But I think I like it,” I said and his eyes went to the bed again.

“Yeah, I mean, it’s long… But that’s why they’re all so perfect! It’ll avoid you a lot of embarrassment to not have a short dress, trust me! And they’ll just show off all of your assets, like your cleavage!”

“Yeah, and hide what has to be hidden like the stretch marks on my thighs…” I spoke his silent admission and he rapidly turned his head to me and furrowed his eyebrows.

“What?” he asked in a whisper.

“Nothing, I’ll just try it, if you want,” I replied as I walked to the bed.

“That’s not what I meant” Calum spoke calmly as I picked up the dress and started walking to the bathroom. “No, no, wait, (Y/N)!” Calum said and I turned around, trying to look as unmoved as possible. “That’s really not what I meant,” he said again, looking at me deep in the eye.

“Okay,” I replied, only wanting to leave the room.

“Why would you think that?” he breathed out.

“It’s just… You basically said it, it would be embarrassing for me to wear a short dress.”

“What? No! (Y/N), I don’t think there is a single person out there who went at an award show with a short dress, and didn’t end up with a picture of their panties all over the internet the day after, I just don’t want that for you!” he explained and my lips parted at his admission.

I had completely misunderstood what he had said. My insecurities had come striking in, and I knew it would take a while for me to push them to the back of my head again.

“Why are you even talking about stretchmarks anyway? You’re perfect, (Y/N), your body is perfect! What stretchmarks are you even talking about?” He asked, and I shook my head as I felt tears spring to the my eyes.
“I’ll just try the dress,” I murmured before closing the door behind me.

the signs as my favourite blogs

in honour of reaching 10k - thank you everyone for sticking with me, ily all and just wow thank you <3

aries: kickassastrology your blog is so amazing and your icon just fills me with so much love for young sam and you are so cool seriously 

taurus: hollastrology (both sim and liz) you guys were one of the first blogs i followed and youre still one of my favourites! :) 

gemini: bobandthecats well what can I say you’re my 10/10 fave and I hope youre living it up in the motherland 🙌 /// hostrology your blog is SO GOOD I really really love it and as a person you are 100% so nice, talking to you is always lovely <3 

cancer: astrrrlogy whenever i see your icon i smile because its so cute and so are u 

leo: matteastrology you’re so amazing and so sweet and ily and yeah you’re really amazing keep being as cool as you are 😘 /// moonstrology my little rikka you’re awesome and so much fun to talk to, hope you’re having a rad summer <3

virgo: lmaostrology I LOVE YOU SO MUCH i want to adopt you and meet you high five for being canadian 🙏je t’aime 

libra: astroliology you’re on my top liked and reblogged list too and ily your blog is amazing ps i wanted to include you both but there was a blank space on libra but this is to both of you - keep being awesome 

scorpio: cutestrology fab - you’re on the top 9 of people I reblog the most from and thats because your blog is amazing and so are you <3

sagittarius: cloudstrology your blog is so cute and you’re so nice to all your followers and you’re just all around perfection tbh

capricorn: sadastrology you are goals, you’re so funny and your blog is just 10/10 /// altmanesque you’re hilarious and I’m sorry for bugging you with relationship issues lmao but ily and we really need to hang out more ps your music is dope

aquarius: indigo-astrology !! a friend like me I’m so glad I found you because you’re super nice and sweet and you can back me up on star stuff 👌 hella cool

pisces: horoscones iva you are my baby and I love you to pieces <33 /// lizardastrology YOU DA BOMB thats basically all there is to say, you rock and I’m glad we started talking! 

and here are some more amazing blogs:

sickaries libraastrology suckmyasstrology batstrology cloudstrologybadgirlastrology horoscorps adoreastrology censoredastrology merstrology crazystrology naturallyastrology constellationastrology libraloser bombasstrology astrokisses vodka-astrology weedstrology zodiac4thots astrologybae clubstrology crusxades babystrology sun-in-gemini teaspecifically zodiacdad lameplanets venusianmars cakestrology wickedastrology astrologymermaids pastelastrology

the signs based off people i know

Aries: really punk rock. loud and outspoken. always seem confident, even if deep down they aren’t. fun to be around.
Taurus: sweet, strong, highly intelligent. athletic. the kind of people who are nice to you even if you’re outside of their clique and you really don’t have much in common.
Gemini: hilarious omfg. always knows the right things to say. loves reading and learning about what they find interesting. asks really good questions. also has cute clothes. 
Cancer: super emotional. can’t function if things don’t go their way. funny, but easily offended. it’s like they have too many emotions to fit into their feeble human bodies or something idk what their deal is but i try to stay away from the ones i know 
Leo: i know some who are really loud and others who are really quiet but either way they speak with confidence and pretty much just radiate positive energy all the time. they always try to make everyone happy.
Virgo: total drama queens but that’s ok. the ones i know are either drug addicts or really fuckin talented musicians or both. the ones who party all night but still get good grades.
Libra: probably can be found in a garden or something. laughs a lot. also cries a lot. they do a good job of making people think they are happy and carefree but sometimes they just break down out of nowhere. 
Scorpio: rockstar aesthetic. most likely to have tons of tattoos and a leather jacket. really funny and also have a sweet/sensitive side. super romantic and caring. tries to live life to the fullest.
Sagittarius: loves to party. really pretty, really loud, really dramatic. sometimes they get annoying tbh but it’s usually just because they’re having fun and i still like to have them around.
Capricorn: they need to be in control. they have no idea how to express their emotions and you’ll probably never know what’s really going on in their head. most likely to rip your heart into a million tiny pieces with a smile on their face
Aquarius: mystical creatures who have no emotions. possibly aliens in disguise. good at art and telling jokes. also good at confusing you but they look fabulous while doin it
Pisces: emo cry babies with a good sense of humor. good at musical things. also nerdy but in a way that everyone still wants to be friends with them. 

In which Rei proceeds to call everyone his bitches. (Obviously, if you’re offended by the word don’t watch)

LOL. Ok, so this is just a short gag video I made in honor of Diabolik Lovers beginning its new season this fall. I remember Daisuke Hirakawa’s voice being super sweet  in all the anime I’ve watched him in. And then I found out he was in DiaLovers so I was like ooh let me check it out. I was so freaked out. How can he sound so creepy?? xD Anyway, so I edited this vid so that sweet angel Rei can say Laito’s favorite word. 

Legit could not find any other scene where Rei calls Makoto by name like wtf

anonymous asked:

personal ace story of self-discovery part 1/3: Sorry in advance for the length of this story. When I was 19, my father passed away from a brain aneurysm. It was a really rough time in my life. I am a male and was dating a female and she was there for me through it all which was helpful for our relationship. I was never very sexually excitable, though I occasionally engaged. On the opposite end of the spectrum, my mom's side of the family crumbled and she fell into hard drugs. She soon kicked me

personal ace story of self-discovery part 2/3: out of the house. I ended up moving in with the girlfriend, and working at a few cruddy local places that paid under the table since I couldn’t get my paper work from my mom’s house safely. She also refused to sign fafsa, so I couldn’t return to school without being 25, or without having a homeless shelter representative, or without being married. I quickly decided I could fix one of those things. I married super young, and got back into school.

personal ace story of self-discovery part 3/3: In the years that followed I felt less and less sexual, and was frequently left alone to dwell on my thoughts as my wife traveled for work. It went from frequently not being in the mood, to, incredibly uninterested in the human figure. I see a male or female body and I just kind of *shrug* - that sure is human. Things that are typically “sexy” turn me away really fast. This did not suit the spouse so we split about 3 years ago. 

personal ace story of self-discovery part 4/3: Thrilling conclusion, I found somebody who accepts me for what I am and is patient with my lack of interest in sex. He’s super nice and is hella sweet with me. We’ve lived together for the past year and a half. I feel like I’ve moved from just pure Ace to kind of Gray-Asexual/Demisexual and Homoromantic. It’s funny though, because with us “netflix and chill” is super literal and not misleading at all as the meme would imply. Thanks for listening. 

I love this story. I’m so glad things are working out for you.