i just enrolled!


One day Percy’s teacher at school (senior year, any teacher of choice) walks in on Percy having an intense conversation with the fish at the back of the classroom. Percy rants for a full 5 minutes about how the fish being in a tank is actually considered animal abuse before he realizes his teacher’s just gawking at him from across the room.

The following day Sally and Paul receive a letter that Percy had been admitted to an acute residential facility for insanity. He was removed a day later because one of the employees was a child of Apollo.

A fucking good time never hurt nobody, I got a little drink but its not Bacardi  🍸 🍹

Bitten pt. 5

Originally posted by jonginssoo


Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6

Description: You finally meet Xiumin. Will he be a friend or a foe?

Genre: Smut // Fluff // Slight Angst

Pairing: Byun Baekhyun x Reader

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“Get away from her!”

It was like Baekhyun had snapped when Xiumin had held your hand. He managed to push and punch him before standing between the two of you keeping you blocked. 

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Case Study {Part II}

Author: Zoe

(A/N: Part two is here! I’m so excited to be writing for Bodhi, he is my all time favorite~!)

Detective! Bodhi x Reader

Plot Summary: John MacArthur was found dead in his home on March 3rd, 2017. His family, especially his wife and sister in law, are emotionally distressed. His neighbor is strangely nonchalant, a former prostitute has been demanding child support, and the weapon is nowhere to be found. New LAPD detective Bodhi Rook has been assigned to this murder, and has been paired up with you, one of the precinct’s finest. Try not to let your emotions hinder the case, detective.

You and Bodhi had sat in the conference, reviewing your case assignment for about five days, but the case board only showing clues, and no solid leads.

“Nothing? Not even foreign fingerprints?” Bodhi asked, as you shook your head.

“Forensics team didn’t find anything from the outside other than shoeprints. And those were a men’s size 8.” You sighed, rubbing your temple. “Paper says MacArthur was a size 11.”

“So the killer is a man?”

You shook your head, picking slightly at the staple in your papers. “Can’t say for sure. Anybody could have been wearing those shoes.”

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OKAY FIRST OFF IT IS MY LOVE SHAWN MENDES’S BIRTHDAY WHICH IS WHY THIS IS A SHAWN SMUT. YAY. ENJOY. P.S GODDAMN FOR THESE PUNK EDITS. PUNK LUKE HEMMINGS AND PUNK SHAWN MENDES WILL LITERALLY BE THE DEAD OF ME. p.s. i’m no entirely sure this is what you wanted but i tried P.S.S. THREW IN A LITTLE DADDY KINK IN THERE because i feel as though bad boys do that maybe?. p.s.s.s guys make sure you practice safe sex habits because i don’t think many people would recommend this. 

Request: Can u make a dirty Shawn mendes one where he is the bad boy and you are the new girl then all of a sudden yall fuck?

I was just trying to make it through the day. I had just enrolled into Pine Ridge Secondary School and I was already having a hard time trying to lay low. Everyone kept trying to hit on my or bully me or something! It was probably one of the worst first days ever. I got to my locker and quickly but efficiently tried to switch out my books, when I heard them coming. I had no idea who they were, but goddamn were they hot. They all had tattoos, piercings, the typical bad boy look. It was honestly my personal hell; like somebody in the sky was trying to give me a heart attack. Lord knows I have a high key weakness for hot bad boys, and these boys were no exception, leaving my panties soaking wet. I hadn’t realized I was staring until I saw the one leading the pack smirk at me. He was pretty cute, in a normal cute boy way, not a crazy ‘damn I know i”m hot’. More like a I eat healthy and exercise regularly type of way. But then again, also in the ‘damn I know I’m hot’. The warning bell interrupted my fantasy and sent me rushing off to class. 

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I knew I always had a gift with my hands, whether it was massaging my dads head during treatment, my friends begging me to work on their aches n pains, to adjusting people in savasana (or any pose for that matter) I love love love that healing aspect ~ so with that being said, I just enrolled into massage school & I couldn’t be more thrilled about it 👐🏽✨


last night I tried to do replies and post my first task bUt I was rudely interrupted to watch the hangover with my brother which took half my night then I came back to my room to see I had been invaded and under attack by four spiders one of which being pregnant and a moth. this translates to: eli was ready for death. today I have my college re-enrolment at three pm (GMT) and annoyingly my mum has made plans all day that mean I have to spend the whole day out with her till re-enrolment but I will try and get my first task posted this morning (since I finally learned how to header god bless) and my replies done if not this morning then at three when I get back.

urgh so i fucked up and didn’t get my financial aid paperwork in to open university on time bc i was too busy dying of a flare, so i have to … figure out how to unenroll and i’ll just enroll for the spring semester instead. 

when you’re modern au trash and won’t admit it to yourself.
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