i just dont know what to do staying at home its just boring

anonymous asked:

i havent been COMPLETELY thru your list of reddie fics so if youve already done something similar ignore this but. what about a sickfic where richie is sick? also maybe eddie just like, forgets about germs to take care of him and then ends up getting sick too and blaming richie and richies jus like, dude, were you here

i changed it a little but only the part where he blames richie and richie wonders if he was there !!! hope u like it :-)

again,,, sorry for the length?? but i cant write these short?? also again. IT IS WORTH IT 

  • so obviously eddie is TERRIFIED of germs and every time one of the losers has even a little flu he’s not gonna touch anything they touch and will stand 5 feet away from them and honestly in the end will probably just be that one friend who’s gonna say
  • “my mom said no”
  • just so that he won’t hurt his friends’ feelings even tho he really just doesn’t wanna be anywhere near them bc hey he could get it too and it could turn into something more dangerous like leper obviously
  • but then one tragic time… richie gets a flu
  • and eddie’s very torn bc he doesn’t wanna be with richie cause ???? he isn’t clean
  • but then again they were supposed to hangout
  • eddie is thinking whether he should ditch richie or not
  • “jesus i’ve been sneezin since 8am”
  • yeah eddie is not gonna go there
  • the gERMS ARE FLYING and just the thought makes him shiver
  • he’s thinking that oh well maybe tomorrow he’s gonna be ok again
  • spoiler alert: he’s not
  • so eddie suffers thru the day bc its boring at school without richie
  • they talk on the phone later that day and eddie’s like hey r u feeling any better
  • “i am nod” richie answers with a stuffed nose
  • eddie just sits on his bed with a facial expression that is nothing other than :(
  • then the day after that ,,, eddie goes to school in hopes of that maybe richie had a miracle healing last night and now he’s gonna be there
  • LMAO YOU THOUGHT EDS
  • now eddie is just gettin pissed off bc how dare his boyfriend be sick for this long
  • so again that night they speak on the phone
  • “richie jesus christ when are u gonna HEAL
  • “i am do dorry eddi-spageddi bud i am just so sig”
  • eddie is gonna turn into hulk soon from the conflict bc he REALLY misses richie
  • should i stay or i should go™
  • (nice stranger things reference)
  • ok maybe eddie is gonna give it one more day.
  • so it’s friday and richie has missed school for almost the whole WEEK
  • “wow eddie you’ve been without richie for almost the whole school week how’s that feel must be a new record huh”
  • “shut up stan”
  • don’t be mean stan
  • eddie’s heart is breakin
  • again,,, he goes home from school and calls richie immediately
  • “ARE YOU,,,,STILL…. SICK?????”
  • “yeah i— *LEPER COUGH* i ah-ah-AMh *cough*
  • eddie cringes because ???? oh my gosh he is turning into a zombie
  • “oK THATS IT”
  • eddie has had it
  • he hangs up and stomps out of the house and rides his bike to the grocery store and buys all kinds of stuff like non-caffeine tea ((bc he knows for a fact that it helps better than regular)),, some ice cream and chicken soup in a can even tho eddie thinks it’s disgusting and fights with one of the workers
  • “YOU DONT HAVE NORMAL,,, READY CHICKEN SOUP IN THE FRESH FOOD SECTION????”
  • “yeah not today”
  • my bOYFRIenD haS bEeN SiCK!! FOR A WEEk and i hAVE TO BRING HIM A CAN????”
  • eddie shakes his head in disbelief and curses the store as he walks away
  • then he finally arrives at richie’s house
  • he knocks on the door first just in case his terrible excuse of parents are home but they aren’t
  • so he leans down to grab the key from under the doormat and opens the door
  • he walks in and stiffens his upper lip as he glances around at the sight of empty beer cans and liquor bottles and there’s just the smell of old booze and cigarettes in the air
  • like it’s normal (and eddie hates that it’s normal) but richie’s SICK and he should be breathing fresh air not the literal definition of the breath of a drunken bum who’s been living in the gutter
  • this wasn’t what he was expecting bc he figured that richie’s parents would at least open the fucking window because their son is sick inside the house
  • so quickly eddie makes his way to richie’s room that is at the end of the hallway and he knocks on it softly before opening the door
  • he finds richie sitting in his bed ,,, burrito inside blankets and he’s watching something from his laptop
  • his eyes are red and his face is a lil swollen and nose also v red
  • eddie wants to cry bc he looks so bad
  • “eddi???”
  • “yes,,, eddi to the rescue” he mocks his boyfriend’s stuffy nose voice a little
  • richie is literally starstruck bc ???? EDDIE IS THERE ???? EDDIE , IS THERE , WHEN HE IS SICK ????
  • “whad de fug edz u should go befor u ged dis doo”
  • “i’ve been to school without you for a week now richard im done”
  • richie wants to cry
  • eddie is still just staring at him bc he doesn’t know how to approach him since he’s still a little disgusted at the situation this is all new for him ok but he really wants to help his bf
  • “i bought u some stuff”
  • richie starts to smile wide
  • “BUT” eddie starts
  • “before i give u any”
  • “????”
  • “you’re gonna leave this house”
  • richie looks at him like he’s crazy
  • “r u serioud eddi every pard of ma badi hurts”
  • eddie feels so bad for him
  • “you don’t even have fresh air here richie so i am serious”
  • richie can’t take the fact that his boyfriend is such a knight in shiny armor
  • eddie leaves the bag for a moment to grab richie inside his blanket burrito and pull him up.
  • “ur gonna have to get rid of this blanket tho”
  • “no:(”
  • eddie looks at him
  • “srsly richie i can’t give you a ride on my bike you’re gonna fall down and roll down the hill”
  • “:(”
  • “i will give you my blanket once we’re there”
  • richie throws his blanket down way too fast and he starts feeling nauseous
  • the bike ride isn’t very aesthetic™ for him either bc his head is spinning and all of his muscles hurt and oh my gosh he’s doing his everything not to throw up on eddie’s back rn
  • eddie’s mom isn’t home so eddie can easily sneak richie in
  • he’s not sure how he’s gonna explain him living there until he’s healthy again tho
  • but he’s not gonna worry about that now
  • (fast forward;
  • i donT CARE THAT HE’S SICK AND INFECTED MOM,, i LoVE HiM!!!!)
  • so now they go into eddie’s room ( he’s basically holding richie up )
  • and richie settles down on eddie’s bed and eddie wraps him inside a blanket and richie is just smiling at him the whole time
  • “r u comfortable”
  • “very” richie says. the blanket smells like eds and he is in eddie’s bed. ofc he’s comfortable 
  • “here’s my laptop”
  • eddie hands him his macbook and goes to the kitchen to prepare the chicken soup. in the can. which eddie still thinks is unacceptable as he heats it up
  • “here”
  • richie is about to cry bc “did you really mage me chiggen soub”
  • eddie nods with a light frown like wtf obviously that’s what you eat when you’re sick
  • “there’s also ice cream”
  • ice cream???”
  • “yeah it’s for the throat…???
  • eddie is kinda confused bc how can richie not know it helps
  • then it occurs to him that
  • richie doesn’t know, because
  • no one’s probably ever taken care of him when he’s sick????
  • i REPEAT, NO ONE’S EVER TAKEN CARE OF RICHIE TOZIER WHEN HE IS SICK
  • now eddie wants to cry
  • “scoot over”
  • he wants richie to be on the side next to the wall so he can lean his head on it if he wants to it’s more comfy  
  • with a lil trouble richie does move and eddie cuddles up next to him
  • literally cuddles
  • richie is SHOCKED
  • “are you sure u wanna do dat”
  • “100%”
  • richie wants to marry eddie
  • “wad r we watchin”
  • “kill bill”
  • “waid a minude… isn’d dis-”
  • “yours. yeah. i never watched it and i never gave it back so”
  • “u never watched dis?? oh my god eddi—”
  • “eat ur chicken soup and watch this movie with me now oKAY” eddie is a pissed off knight in shiny armor bc talking is just gonna exhaust richie more and he needs to get WELL
  • richie eats his soup and they watch the movie in silence,,,, glued to each other and at some point eddie realizes richie’s fallen asleep with his head resting towards eddie’s
  • eddie can’t move because he knows if he does he’s gonna wake up richie
  • but thankfully after like 15 minutes richie wakes up and he’s like “shid where am i”
  • “you’re with me”
  • he turns his gaze down at eddie and he remembers that yes,,, he is in fact with eddie and he just feels: ️️️️️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
  • well the weekend goes by and eddie goes hardcore nurse on richie and literally by sunday he is already pretty healthy like his voice is back to normal and so on
  • but… Ohno
  • eddie and richie are eating in the kitchen
  • richie goes;
  • “baby can u pass me that ketchup”
  • “sure—”
  • SNEEZE
  • eddie’s eyes widen and he freezes in shock
  • richie looks at him like o'shit he done caught the flu
  • but then he starts to smile
  • “WELL I GUESS I WON’T BE GOING TO SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER WEEK”
  • “what do you mean?!?!?!”
  • “because obviously im gonna take care of u”
  • eddie is 😨😭💘😓😭💕😨😭💗
  • then later they tell the other losers why they’re both missing school and stanley uris wants to comment again
  • “so eddie u went to richie’s house??”
  • “yesh”
  • “and i thought i was romantic letting bill choose dinner”

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Prince!Seokmin

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  • is the most popular prince in the history of the village
  • like no one has ever been so universally adored and enjoyed,,,like even when other village officials visit that have tension with the government - one meeting with seokmin and they’re,,,,,,,ready to swear peace
  • his parents say it’s his smile,,,,a healing smile,,,,,a smile that no one can resist
  • but it’s also because seokmin is selfless and does his best to make people comfortable and feel cared for
  • like an angel that knows just what people want to hear,,,,he makes not only the people of his village feel good,,,,he makes the people he works with feel it too
  • other princes like woozi or wonwoo seem so stoic during interviews or broadcasted events,,,,yet when prince seokmin shows up even those with the coldest auras are photographed laughing and having a good time
  • has been studying singing since he was small,,,,his voice was recognized by his parents and the nation when at twelve he sang the national anthem at a new years celebration
  • and the entire country fell quiet for his amazing vocal range
  • since then he’s always sung the anthem at opening games and other important events,,,,,but he’s also sung at orphanages and carnivals for kids
  • because if there’s anything that gets kids excited it’s having the actual prince sitting on the floor with them singing the theme song to sesame street with a big kind smile on his face
  • the kids dont even call him prince seokmin they call him older brother and parents or teachers would try to correct them but seokmin is always just like :—–) no,,,,,,,,older brother seokmin is Good
  • once got photographed enjoying some ice cream in the palace gardens and he looked so nice that the ice cream brand used the photo on its advertisements askfljsg
  • all time best friend is a local blacksmith hoshi who people are surprised to find out has known seokmin since they were literal children
  • hoshi talking about seokmin: “he’s the prince, but when we were kids he played the hors-”
  • seokmin appearing out of thin air: “hoshi and i are only business affiliates now. please do not believe what he says.”
  • but they really are close like seokmin is the type to tell his bodyguards they don’t need to come with him when he heads to the village to see hoshi because he feels so at peace with his people and with his friends
  • like he’ll stroll around like he’s just another commoner and not you know,,,,,,the prince of the land
  • doesn’t like suits or formal wear,,,,,,but when his hair is pulled back he just looks,,,,,Regal


  • even though seokmin is completely fine on his own,,,,,,,
  • his parents aren’t always ok with seokmin walking around unguarded
  • and since seokmin has this charming way around him he’s easily able to get the people who his parents hire to let him slip away unnoticed,,,,afterall he’s just a likable guy
  • even his own staff let’s him get away with anything
  • so that’s why his parents hire you,,,,,,,,you’ve built up a reputation of kind of being,,,,,,,unmovable
  • you like to think it’s just part of your personality and the job - if you get hired to protect someone, you have to do whats best for their safety, and sneaking away is breaking that
  • also,,,,you’ve learned to keep an unreadable face - not even the funniest joke or tickling makes you break,,,,,,you think it’s unprofessional to build “friendly” relationships with who you work with. especially who you have to protect with your life
  • which is why on the first day,,,,,when seokmin makes a pun using your name you stare at him blankly
  • the whole room is silent,,,,aside from a waiter who leaves the room stifling a giggle
  • and seokmin tilts his head, smile not dropping from his lips “i see you’re not a joke person?”
  • you nod, making seokmin scrunch up his nose a bit and turn on his heel with a clap
  • “it’s ok, im sure ill get a laugh out of you someday!”
  • you don’t say it outloud because well he /is/ the prince but you think to yourself that he can try all he wants, no one has ever made you laugh on the job
  • the first couple of weeks is rather easy, everywhere you and seokmin go there’s minimal danger because people respect him and he has little to no known enemies
  • every now and then you catch him trying to take bread offered from bakers or flowers offered from children
  • and you have to intervene and explain that the prince cannot receive presents, making seokmin chuckle and go “lighten up!” but you shake your head
  • who cares if it makes you a debbie-downer, who knows whats in the bread or what kind of flowers those are, you can’t risk the princes safety
  • seokmin tries, on multiple occasions, to ask you about your life and hobbies
  • “you’re a pretty private person, but there must be something you like? dogs? fairs? fireworks? candy?”
  • “all of those are fine, my prince.”
  • you give the same flat answer each time and seokmin’s happy, mischievous expression falters just a bit
  • but you keep a straight face, knowing that it’s better to be focused on the surroundings then on the prince getting to know you better
  • questions turn to actions,,,,seokmin tries making funny faces at you when he’s bored at a meeting, or telling a funny story that has everyone in an uproar except you, accidentally tripping or falling for basic comedic relief but all you do is help him back and ask if he’s ok
  • seokmin can’t wrap his head around it,,,,,,is it because you have no sense of humor?????? do you not like him????? what is it??????
  • no one has ever managed to be around him for more than fifteen minutes and not smile
  • and here you are, calmly watching the village go by through the windows of the car as seokmin sits beside you
  • hands crossed over his chest,,,,thinking of any good jokes to crack or silly antics to pull
  • your phone goes off and you pull it out because the alert tone means its from the palace
  • you read the message,,,,it concerns a schedule change for seokmin but before you can tell the prince
  • the car makes a jerking turn and ends up pushing you to the side
  • you try to catch yourself before you go falling off the seat, but seokmin reaches to hold your arm, frowning and telling you that you should wear your seat belt - he’s got his on
  • for a moment, he looks up to see an expression of shock on your face
  • the most he’s seen since you started working as his bodyguard,,,,,,and seokmin doesn’t know how to explain it but
  • the small sigh of relief you do when you sit back down,,,,,something about it
  • makes you look so,,,,,cute
  • but you know you shouldn’t have done it,,you clear your throat to play if off and tell him that he’s going to have to cancel dinner with the officials from one of the villages schools because the royals staying in his families palace have decided they want seokmin’s family to throw a ball to see them off
  • and even seokmin,,,,,who loves parties and social events,,,,,rolls his eyes
  • because the royals staying with his family have been such brats - even though he’s managed to put up the front of liking them in order to get them to sign a treaty with his parents
  • seokmin mumbles that they ask way too much and are overstaying their visit in his home anyway
  • you look at him, eyebrow raised just slightly because you’ve never seen seokmin say anything remotely negative about anyone
  • and he shrugs his shoulders and goes “you’re not the only one who puts on a good mask you know.”
  • the words,,,,,make you think for a moment,,,,,,that essentially he’s right - it’s a mask
  • you’re not an emotionless person and neither are you someone that hates smiling or whatever, you just want to look and act apathetic so you don’t,,,,,,have to show weakness
  • seokmin’s radiant smile and bubbly personality,,,,,you just assumed 100% was true all the time - but maybe there are days when he doesn’t want to be the positive energy
  • like a normal person,,,,he just wants to relax
  • but as you get to the palace, that smile of his is on again and when you open the car door you see a couple of the waiters come running toward him
  • asking him 94302 questions about the ball they need to set up in four hours
  • seokmin, with an assuring couple of words calms down their franticness
  • he leads them all back into the house and you follow, watching carefully as seokmin handles the menu and decorations like a pro
  • sometimes you think someone whose always looking on the bright side might be a little foolish,,,,,but seokmin is able to be so organized and encouraging
  • it makes you feel a sense of ,,,,,,pride,,,,,that the place where you’re from has a prince so capable and kind
  • seokmin passes by you with a waiter who shows him different types of roses
  • and you turn to follow, but seokmin puts up a hand and goes “you can have the rest of the day off - ill be in the palace so i should be safe.”
  • you open your mouth to disagree, but seokmin explains that it’s an order and that your contract doesnt bind you to be by his side 24/7
  • you nod,,,,,slightly distraught that he’d bring that up,,,,,but he disappears down the hall with the waiters as you watch
  • even though seokmin excuses you for the evening,,,,,something doesn’t sit right with you and as you head toward the ballroom the queen, seokmin’s mother comes up to you and asks if you’d go get her son and tell him the bratty royals are having another problem with the menu
  • you nod,,,,,walking slightly faster than usual because for some odd reason there’s an excitement in your chest about being able to stay with seokmin a little longer
  • you reach his bedroom, the large doors thrown open as you come inside and see seokmin standing talking with another person
  • the person,,,,,,you recognize,,,,,is the daughter of the royals staying in the palace
  • she’s young and known for being loud and bossy, but seokmin seems to be handling the conversation well
  • she jumps up, throwing her arms around him when he finishes his sentence and it startles both you and seokmin
  • when she turns to dash out of the room, she bumps your shoulder and doesn’t turn around to apologize
  • you touch it but seokmin’s voice calling your name breaks your concern
  • “the queen told me to inform you that the royals don’t like having duck on the menu.”
  • seokmin’s shoulders drop and you can see that the stress is getting to him, balls take months to plan on occasion and usually the palace isn’t even responsible a committee is hired to host
  • but you know that seokmin wants to do anything to keep on these people’s good side in order to keep the treaty agreement
  • “ok, but the chef has already started and if he has to scrape that duck it’s so much food wasted. ill think of something,,,,”
  • he sits on the edge of his bed, head in his hands as he mumbles to himself
  • you watch him,,,,,,slightly unnerved by the image of a seokmin so starkly different from his usual self
  • and you’re one that always follows rules and regulations, always keeps your emotions out of it but
  • stepping forward you go
  • “my prince, if anything ,,,,,,,,,,,,, can’t you just ,,,,,,,,,, say no this one time?”
  • seokmin shakes his head,,,,,, “i can’t say no, i can’t let people know that there’s something i can’t do. i have to fight through this with a smile,,,”
  • “but what if there was an emergency,,,,,,,what if someone had to take you away and you couldn’t make the ball?”
  • seokmin looks at you,,,,,,,,,,he blinks and goes “aren’t you a stickler for rules,,,,,,,,,,and you’re proposing i make up some scheme to get out of this?”
  • slowly you nod,,,,playing with your fingers behind your back from nervousness
  • a small smile spreads on seokmin’s face and he goes ,,,,,,, “do you have a plan?”
  • you nod,,,,,telling him to wait as you rush down the stairs
  • the queen is standing with the royals,,,,,she looks upset as they complain about this and that and you stop before her
  • bowing and going “your majesty, the prince went out to meet a guest for the ball but it seems the guest and the prince are gone. i am going to need for the ball to be canceled so all forces can be focused on finding the prince.”
  • your words almost make the queen faint,,,, the royal family bursts into a wave of shocked noises and the girl who’d been with seokmin cries out that now she won’t be able to dance with him
  • you look to the queen for her approval and she fans herself but nods “the ball is off, find my son!”
  • with that you set off down the hall, rushing up the stairs and into seokmins room
  • he opens his mouth to ask what’s going on
  • “we’re running away.”
  • “wait, like forever?”
  • “no, for tonight so you and this whole country can avoid this dumb ball. now let’s go!”
  • you take his hand and the two of you run through the palace, you give every waiter or servant a knowing look and seokmin puts his finger over his lips
  • they all smile and nod in confirmation as seokmin shows you a secret passage out to the gardens
  • when you’re safely away, you ask if seokmin knows where you two can stay long enough to avoid the palace till tomorrow
  • he grins and says he knows /just/ the place
  • though the village is a good walk away, you and seokmin having to duck in small alleys and curved roads to avoid anyone seeing you
  • you come across a blacksmith’s shop, the closed sign confuses you, but seokmin does three short knocks and then whispers some kind of passcode against it
  • and like magic, it opens
  • hoshi goes “i heard you were missing!” seokmin grins and shrugs “i am, for the night.”
  • hoshi looks from him to you and sticks out his hand
  • “im hoshi, seokmins go-to hideout”
  • you shake it,,,,,and hoshi wiggles his eyebrows
  • “you two an,,,,,,,item?”
  • you flush red and seokmin chuckles
  • “i cant even make them laugh, they’re my bodyguard!”
  • hoshi grins, going on about how he’s always had more luck than seokmin when it comes to love! the two of them bicker like school yard boys
  • and you can’t help it,,,,,it’s so silly,,,,,,,,,that you giggle
  • seokmin turns to you,,,,,,eyes wide
  • and hoshi points to you too “i thought you said they don’t laugh seokmin?”
  • “that’s the first ive heard it!”
  • you cover your mouth with your hand, turning around and pretending to be interested in the different tools hanging up in hoshi’s shop
  • hoshi invites you two to go upstairs while he finishes some work
  • and you and seokmin find yourself seated at a small table,,,,,,the prince of the place you grew up,,,,,someone so untouchable
  • sitting 5 feet away with no crown and drinking tea from a cracked old mug
  • you sit,,,,,,,still wearing the all black uniform for bodyguards and your phone rings like crazy for updates
  • you pick it up but seokmin snatches it, turning it off and throwing it onto hoshi’s couch
  • “we’ll deal with it tomorrow.”
  • you feel horrible about leaving the queen and others in the dark,,,but seokmin looks so much less stressed
  • and it seems like maybe a night from forced smiling and constant interactions would be good for him
  • ,,,,,,and your concern is still always the princes safety
  • here might be more safe than the palace for tonight
  • seokmin stares at you,,,,,you rub at your face and ask if there’s something on it but he just goes
  • “i like your laugh, why don’t you laugh more?”
  • “,,,,,,,,,part of my job is to keep things professional. laughing,,,,,smiling,,,,,thats for friends-”
  • “then whats helping me runaway for? friends,,,,,,,,,or?”
  • you look at him,,,trying hard to suppress the warmth crawling up into your face at seokmin’s words
  • he leans over,,,,,and when he’s close enough that your heart starts racing
  • he goes “thank you, for helping me”
  • “it,,,,,,it’s my job,,,,,,,,,,”
  • seokmin is still close and you almost can’t breathe,,,,,,
  • you’ve seen him everyday for so long and even before that you’d seen him on tv so much
  • yet nothing captures how absolutely gorgeous he is in real life
  • and seokmin tilts his face,,,,,,you close your eyes and think that the most unprofessional thing in the world is kissing your client
  • but you’ve already broken so many of your “rules”
  • that when seokmin kisses you,,,,,,it feels like the only right thing in the world
  • when you pull back,,,seokmin sits back down, his hand knocks over the tea on the table and it spills all over him
  • letting out a yelp,,,,he stands up to wipe at his clothes
  • and you,,,,,,,,reach for napkins but can’t help but laugh at him clumsiness
  • seokmin lets you help but you hear him say
  • “out of all the things, you find me being a clutz funny?? is that all i had to do to make you laugh???”
  • you shrug and say that you’re not usually one to laugh at others,,,,,but he’s just,,,,,,,,so cutely oblivious sometimes
  • when you fall asleep, exhausted from the day on hoshi’s couch seokmin drapes his jacket over you
  • hoshi comes up and asks when you two need to be back at the palace
  • but seokmin just elbows him smugly and goes
  • “they called me cute.”
  • hoshi: wow, do you want a prize you lovestruck idiot
listen up guys this one is important!!

ok so with the knew “it” movie out, i think its important to dispel some media perpetrated clown myths and explain how to properly handle clown husbandry and diet.  the media really likes to portray clowns as threatening and cruel which is not true! clowns can be excellent companions  if you treat them right!  they’re difficult to care for but when you watch them romping around, beeping noses and making balloon animals freely, you’ll understand why the clown keeping hobby is so popular

FIRST OF ALL: 

 clowns do NOT live in sewers and they will not live long at all in those stupid clown starter kits, ive seen a lot of posts about those already but it can always be reminded.  clowns need lots of space to play!  exact measurement depends on what kind of clown(s)  you are looking to keep, but all of them need more than these stupid things.  EVEN JESTERS (which ill get back to later)  NEED the space of a full tent, this is even more important if you have yourself  a Bunch of clowns.  Clowns often do a lot better in Bunches than alone.

FEEDING YOUR CLOWN:

 clowns dont eat children!!!!! clowns eat a variety of foods including corn dogs, candy floss, candy apples, pop corn and hot dogs.  some recent breeds also enjoy pizza and hamburgers.  nearly all clowns love to eat treats like deep fried oreos and mac n cheese balls but its very important to limit those as TREATS.  its unhealthy to feed your clown only treats!  not only can their coat and markings fade, but they’ll often feel ill and wont play, clown, hula hoop or even blow a regular balloon (let alone bend balloon animals).  they can also develop behavioral problems if not fed the right diet.  IT IS WIDELY POPULARIZED that pellets are a complete diet and thats absolutely not true.  pellets do not offer the full spectrum of nutrients that clowns require and the boring texture makes them sad :(.  for proper care, ensure your clown gets a good variety of fresh foods! buying your own candy floss machine is an excellent idea if youre planning to stay in the hobby.

IF YOUR CLOWN WONT EAT: 

first of all know that there is probably an underlying issue with husbandry (especially with circus clowns but we’ll get to that later) heating, enrichment or socialization.  do they have enough space?  is the sediment in their arena clean?  do they have an array of toys, juggling items and balls?  do they need to go to the Honk Park to meet some friends?  those are issues you need to review to permanently resolve the issue, but some clowns really are just picky, if you need to get a clown to eat, a really solid method is to pretend the food item is an airplane! if that doesn’t work try a land vehicle like a  car or train that might be more recognizable.  its most important you figure out whats causing the issue in the first place above all else.

WHERE SHOULD I GET A CLOWN FROM?

 clowns can be bought from breeders, clown stores, clown shelters, or clown rescues and each have different aspects that need to be considered.  

clown stores sell clowns, but often those clowns come from clown mills which dont offer any enrichment, proper footwear, cars, party supplies or feed for them. most agree that clown stores are not a good place to get yourself a clown, the fact they have been mistreated can also often affect how they interact, such as a fear of humans or children. it may be tempting to buy that sad looking boingo, but know that by doing so you are supporting that industry even if your heart is in the right place.

if buying a clown from a breeder you can fully ensure that clown comes from a good line that carries the qualities you need (good with children, expert in impressions etc.)  you can also find very interesting purebreds of rarer species like mimes!  this is often a good choice for your first clown.

a clown shelter is also a good place to get a starter clown, although you cant often find the clowns lineage or pedigree, it can often be assumed from their markings what sort of a clown they are, a lot of people like shelter clowns because its getting a clown off the street and into a nice warm tent with proper enrichment so they can lead a fuller happier life.  in a clown sanctuary you can also observe clown behaviors to see which fits your home best.  just know if you go to get one, you’ll probably leave with three, they like being in family groupings and theyre just so cute!!

clown rescues are an important business to support, but its important to know rescue clowns often have behavioral issues that can make them more difficult to care for.  some clowns after being tormented by children do not like them and may act aggressively.  some rodeo clowns may have an appetite for destruction.  some clowns may have been picked on and dont like staying in Bunches with other clowns, some may have irrational fears of natural clowning behaviors like playing in tiny cars, balloons popping and of course pies.  most rescue clowns are afraid of pies.  just because its funny doesnt mean its good for the clown.  if youre thinking about adopting a rescue clown, make sure you’re prepared for the special rehabilitation they need.

WHATS A GOOD STARTER CLOWN: 

 there is no real true “starter clown”  all clowns require detailed care.  some clowns are more forgiving though.  Some common clowns you should know about (and probably already know some about) include

circus clowns:  everybody knows a circus clown when they see them, theyre robust, entertaining and very skillful, theyre one of the only clowns which can properly use a party cannon! (note, no other clown should be offered use of a party cannon.  circus clowns have special shock absorbers that allow them to safely use them, other clowns do not and can become seriously injured.) due to this, and their recognizable markings, many breeders recommend these as starter clowns.  THIS IS VERY FOOLISH.  circus clowns are very picky about  husbandry and can even go off feed if they arent given the proper requirements!  they NEED at least two other clowns to properly thrive as well as a large arena to romp in, a small car is also highly recommended.  they often go through a bale of candy floss a day!!!

jesters: the common misconception about jesters is that they only need a very small space (clown starter kit ugh) to thrive.  this is absolutely a lie.  in the wild jesters DO sometimes take refuge in small places during the night, but during the day they are provided an entire courtyard to play in.  clown shops often perpetuate this myth so they can sell you cheaper more breakable clown supplies as well as decreasing the lifespan of your jester so you’ll need to get a new one.  it is true jesters take comfort in small private spaces, but that means its important to provide them with hides amidst their enclosure, when cared for properly they are an extremely beautiful species and Bunches of them often perform gentle acrobatics.  be cautious though!  theyre feisty, they love physical humor and will not hesitate to throw objects at handlers, maybe not a good choice for small children.

lastly, party clowns:  these little guys are probably the closest thing to a starter clown you can get.  they arent very picky with food, their needs for space arent too enormous, they only require a medium or small tent (unless you have a Bunch) and they can be kept alone! solo party clowns often bond very closely with their families!  but the more the merrier!  theyre often very mild mannered and gentle with children.  it is important to allow them time to recuperate so they need about 12 hours of sleep on average.  they come in a variety of different styles and as long as they’re provided with proper footwear they are usually quite long lived.

hopefully that helped clear up the mystery of clown keeping! remember to do your research and take care of your clown!  if you can no longer take care of your clown or your Bunch, please contact a local shelter so that they can find a new home!  clowns do well moving on to new places!  take care everybody happy clowning!

Wynonna Earp Cast, Crew & Fans - a Famdom

,We’ve just began season 2 and as this show gains new fans, new followers on here, twitter and even YouTube, old fans wanna remind the new ones to please see how this fandom has acted and continue that way.

We don’t pry into the actors lives, we support them as they support us. When they have stuff going on in their personal lives we’re happy for them. If they care about a cause then we jump on board with them doing whatever we can to help. In term we’ve raised a couple thousand for different causes and charities. When something bad happens in their lives we dont pry, we give our love and support and the cast all know that we’re there for them whatever they need. 

There are no shipping wars in this fandom, I know from personal experience the 100 fandom and the Once fandom in particular can have one hell of a shipping war if people dont agree on a ship, and personally if everyone supported the exact same ship, itd get hella boring. if someone ships a couple of characters such as Waverly and Champ then we accept this. We all know the most famous ship at the moment is Wayhaught due to the show and it’s show writer defying the ‘bury your gay’ trope ( which FYI included a lesbian character being shot and living cause she wore a BPV). This happened in the middle of the big debate from Lexa being shot in the 100 after finally being happy to Root being shot in POI. It got to the stage where soon as Nicole was introduced people messaged Kat saying that ‘I hope your character has a bulletproof vest), it changed views, it made people remember that all LGBTQ+ people are valid and they can be happy and find love and be all the things in the world.

The cast themselves care so much about their portrayals, Dom and Kat even carrying out research into their roles and what LGBT means in the community right now, they’re researching the struggles, everything a person might go through and it’s changed them as people. The cast is doing anything and everything they can in order to change stereotypes, to give people confidence, to allow people to be themselves and to not be scared or ashamed, to be able to accept themselves and who they are. Its a show where people can be vulnerable, be a joker, be a fuck up, but still have so much inner strength, that we are more than just one thing. that we are more than what people perceive us to be.

Wynonna Earp is a show where people can find themselves, find their voice, find their inner strength, to face your demons, to accept themselves. Wynonna Earp is a show where the cast and crew treat the fans as friends and not just people the other side of the screen.Every con they make sure they talk to everyone, to hear their stories, to make sure our voices are heard too and they’re affected by this. They care so much and give back to their fans.

The crew behind the show constantly giving back to fans by doing giveaways, creating content to go with the show, to create awesome behind the scenes videos. (Major props to Allison, David, Robbie and all the gang at IDW)

There’s a video called Road to purgatory where the cast and crew talk bout the fans and what they mean to them.

Its a show where the fans have serious no chill from being the main reason why the show got S2, its a show where no chill involves sharing love every single day for each of the main cast and its show runner. A show where no chill involves saying thanks to the people BEHIND the show for everything they do and have done for fans. Its a show where the cast, crew and viewers all want the same thing.

This fandom is more than just a set of people with a similar interest, it’s an environment where people can be accepted, to make friends, to find their partners, when people are going through a hard time the fandom is right there offering support and a shoulder to lean on. Its a fandom where people can go when they believe all hope is lost, no matter what background, what race, gender, sexual orientation, everyone here matters, everyone is valid.  

It’s a famdom that can save people, that can heal wounds, that can make anyone feel at home. Its a place where people can talk about the show, the cast or just anything in general, its a place where people can make friends, find their partners, its a place simply full of love and support and passion.

This fandom is more than just a group of people, it’s a family that’d do anything to give back to each other and to support each other and I hope as it grows it stays this way. Just please if you’re new, see how the fandom has acted in the past and please keep that going so we’re a place of hope, love and compassion for anyone and everyone that might need that certain place in the future,

Park // Colby Brock

Prompt: Im too lazy for one …. :)

Warning: Swearing, cuteness

A/N: Please leave requests :)

COLBY’S POV

She was so gorgeous. Here I am laying next to literally the perfect girl and I dont even have the balls to ask her out. She was totally my type and literally everything about her is just so perfect.

She’s gorgeous, sarcastic, funny, and so many other things. Nothing can describe how perfect she is. I was supposed to film with Sam but I forgot and I’m guessing he did too. He also I guess rescheduled the midnight game for another night.

I sighed and stood off the couch and turned off the TV. I picked up Y/N bridal style and carried her to her room.

-

YOUR POV

I rubbed my tired eyes and sat up looking around my room. I stood up from my warm bed and dragged myself down the stairs and into the kitchen.

“Good morning sunshine.” Sam looked up from his phone. He was sat at the kitchen counter as Colby was looking around in the fridge.

“Morning Sam.” I rubbed my eyes once again. “Where is everyone else?”

“Work and other things.” Colby answered but didn’t bother to look at me as he grabbed a gallon of milk from the fridge. “The normal thing that adults do you knoww.”

“Oh.” I replied simply. “Is there any coffee?”

“Uh yeah Elton just made a fresh pot, it’s over there.” Sam pointed in the direction of it.

I poured myself a mug of hot black coffee and took a sip. “You don’t add sugar or anything?” Colby asked with a look of disgust on his beautiful face.

“Nope.” I shake my head and sat in the seat across from him.

“I am going to Kat’s today and Colby is going where ever he’s going, are you okay with being here alone for awhile?” Sam asked.

“Yeah, of course.” I nodded and took another sip of the warm beverage.

“Okay. Elton is probably staying at Amanda’s and I doubt Corey will be home until late tonight so you’ll have the house to yourself.”

“That’s great, I get to binge watch some shows.” I grin but really I just wanted to be alone do I could cry. Something I haven’t done in a little while

“By some shows do you mean Teen Wolf perchance?” Colby asked and I nodded.

“I was planning on watching American Horror Story.” I said. “But Teen Wolf seems morr appealing.”

“Okay well, we’ll seen you later.” Sam said and Colby kissed the top of my head before following Sam out.

“Yep.” I nod. “See ya. Have fun at Kat’s and you too with whatever you’re gonna be doing Colby.

“He’s probably gonna masturbate all day.” Sam said and my nose scrunched up in disgust.

“That’s gross, Sam.” I cringed.

“Very. But also a little true” Colby agrees.

—-

Sam and Colby left about an hour ago and I was all ready to just lay on the couch and watch Teen Wolf but my phone rang.

(Italics: Gwen / Bold: Colby)

Hello?

Heyyy

What do you want, Colb?

Why so grumpy?

I was ready to watch a show but you interrupted me.

Well, I’m bored and have nothing else to do or go alone soooooo come onnn

Fine, are you picking me up?

Yeah. Be there in an hour.

Bye.

Byeeee.

I hung up and jumped off the couch. I ran up the stairs and went into the bathroom to brush my teeth and hair.

I put on my normal makeup and some red lipstick then grabbed a fast outfit. {Above} I left my hair down in its natural waves and headed down the stairs. I still had about 30 minutes until he got here.

I’m here. I looked at the text and smiled. I grabbed my purse off the couch and walked out the door. I opened the passenger door and slid in.

“So, what are we doing?” I asked as I buckled my seatbelt.

“I was thinking maybe we can just go to a park or something. I haven’t been to one in awhile.

“Okay.” I nod and he drives away and off to the park.

—-

“This is gorgeous.” I say in awe as I look around the park. There was a huge gorgeous lake next to it as well.

“I know I love it here.” Colby smiled and dragged me over to the swings.

I threw my flannel onto the ground and sat on the swing. “Can you push me?” I turned to Colby and he nodded and began to push me softly.

Soon I was pretty high and the wind was blowing my long hair around.

“So Y/N, tell me about yourself.” Colby continued to pump his legs but looked at me with his beautiful eyes. You and Colby had only started talking like this about a week ago and it was great.

“What do you want to know?” I asked and turned my head towards him.

“mmmm favorite things, passions, everything.” He smiled at me.

“Uhm I really like to read, I love music, one of my passions is most definitely acting or singing. I used to do a lot of plays in high school and I loved it.” I say. “Oh and my favorite color is probably black or navy blue.”

“You like to act?” He asked.

“Yeah uh, I like to pretend to be someone I’m not because it makes me forget how shitty my life is and I can live in the persons life that I am acting as.” I say.

He hummed in response and rubbed his chin. “What?” I ask as I noticed the weird look he was giving me.

“Oh nothing.” He smirked and jumped off the swing.

I watched as he pulled out his phone and began taking photos of me. I squealed and cover my face and I jumped off the swing and crashed into him.

His phone fell and so did we. “Well that was fun.” I laughed and looked down at Colby who was under me.

“If you call breaking every bone in my body fun.” He groaned and I Laughed, standing up and putting my hands out to help him up.

-

About an hour passed and Colby had already hurt himself about 5 times. I loved watching him fall off of everything around him.

“Shit.” I heard and turned to see Colby on the mulch. I laughed and held my hand out to help pull him back onto the play set.

“Alright I think we both have enough scrapes. Let’s go home now.” I said and he groaned, shaking my hand up and down since he never let it go when I helped him.

“Nooooo.” He whined.

“Yes come on.” I intertwined our fingers and dragged him to the car.

He groaned the whole way but once we got to the car we let go and got in. The whole way home we listened to music and danced.

Being with Colby made everything better. He was the one thing that could get my mind off of my dead family. I looked over and him and smiled to myself.

When we got home Elton fired questions at us, well mainly me.

“Where were you?” “Why didnt you guys call?” “I thought you were kidnapped since I know you dont leave the house alone.”

“Elton I’m fine, I was with Colby all day.” I assured him.

“Jesus did you guys beat each other up? You’re all covered in bruises.” Elton examined my legs. I looked down and back up.

“Yeah Colby likes to beat me.” I smirked and Colby started explaining what actually happened.

Elton nodded and I started up the stairs. “Wait Y/N. Do you want to film a video?” Elton stopped me.

“What kind of video?”

“We’re gonna go to suicide bridge. You down?”

“Yeah I guess.” I shrugged and went upstairs so I could shower and change.

When I was finished getting ready {outfit above} in warm clothes since I knew I’d get extremely cold later tonight I went and laid on Colby’s bed, waiting for him to shower.

-

COLBY’S POV

I got out of the shower and walked yo my room with the towel on my waist. When I entered I saw Y/N curled in a ball. She must’ve fallen asleep waiting for me.

I smiled at her and quickly got dressed while she slept. “Wake up!” I yelled and jumped on her when I was fully dressed.

She screamed and kicked up, hitting me in the balls. I doubled over and fell on the floor in pain. “Shit Colby I’m so sorry!” She said and fell on the ground next to me.

“Kiss it and make it feel better?” I said with my eyes still squeezed shut.

“You wish.” She said and kissed my cheek instead of my balls.

“Yes I do wish.” I winked in pain.

“shut up.” She laughed and waited.

When my balls finally felt like they weren’t in my stomach she helped me up and dragged me down the stairs and to where Elton and everyone me as waiting for us.

“Were you guys fucking? We heard loud noises.” Sam smirked.

Gwen’s nose scrunched up in disgust and she shook her head. “I fell asleep waiting for him and he jumped on me and scared me so I accidentally kneed him in the balls.”

“Yeah accidentally.” I joked and rolled my eyes playfully.

“I can do it again if you’d like.”

“No please.” I put my hands over my jeans to protect me against any sudden blows.

“Alright you guys ready?” Elton asked as he picked up his camera. The room filled with “yes” and we all walked out to Elton’s car.

-

Once we got there Elton sat up his camera and we filmed the intro. While we filmed the into Y/N stood between me and Sam with her head down.

Y/N held onto the Ouija board with one hand and the other was laced with mine. Her hand was cold and she was shaking. I didn’t know if it was from fright or she was just cold but either way I held her close to me.

This was our third time being here and I felt as though out of us all Corey and Y/N would be the most scared.

“I know we’re descending into hell right now but 30,000 likes and Y/N and Colby will kiss” Elton smirked behind the camera.

“No we won’t.” Y/N denied and flipped Elton off. I wouldn’t mind kissing her but I also didnt want that to be our first kiss.

On the way down we saw a car and heard a few things. Y/N held onto me tightly but didn’t say she was scared to anyone. The last thing she said since the camera came out was her telling Elton no about the kissing thing.

“Ouch!” I heard Y/N screeched and I turned to her with concern. There was a cut in the middle of her hand and it was bleeding.

“Shit Y/N what happened?” Elton rushed over to her.

“I’m not sure.” She said snd showed the camera her hand. “Damn that hurt.” she laughed it off.

“Alright well if you’re okay then let’s get to our spot.” she nodded and we all continued our way.

-

YOUR POV

We played the Ouija board and after a few questions we got to one asking if we were gonna die tonight.

“Fuck.” I groaned as I felt something go down my face and onto my lip. I was behind Elton since I didnt wanna play. I looked up and seen that Sam’s nose was bleeding.

“Guys?” I asked and they all turned to me. Elton’s flashlight went onto me and I wiped my nose and there was blood on my fingers.

“What the hell!” Colby rushed over to me and looked at my nose. “What happened?”

Everyone was freaking out and I was pretty calm, even though my nose was all bloody. Sam was pretty calm as well. Elton handed me something and I cleaned myself up.

After awhile of them freaking out and playing the game we all decided we would go to sleep. It was Amanda next to Elton and then Sam then Corey.

I sat up with Colby since I knew I wouldn’t sleep. I never sleep.

Colby soon passed out and I just stood on the wall with my head against it and eyes closed.

“What the fuck!” Corey shot up and was yelling over and over. We all looked at him with confusion as he explained that someone pulled his blanket.

“Guys can we leave?” I asked and grabbed Colby’s hand for protection. He held me close and looked at Elton asking if we could leave.

They all nodded and got the equipment and began running. We finally got to the top and made out way to the car. Once we got there we did the outro and went on our way home.

MONSTA X AS TEACHERS

SHOWNU
- principle of the school
- all the grade nines initially are scared of him from just looks alone so attendance for the first week is pretty remarkable
- it doesn’t take long before they’re figuring it out or peers inform that that despite his tall presences he’s a big soft bear
- all the kids call him by his first name even though he tries to tell them not to (they dont take him serious because his attempt at keeping a stern face is apparently the funniest thing ever)
- is the one kids hope to be able to see instead of the vice principle as he’s too soft to actually get anyone in serious trouble
- he’s stern when he has to be, but always apologizes to the student (even if ??they totally deserved being chewed out) because he feels bad
- probably tries to be funny over P.A during morning announcements
- he never is funny
- no one but the english teacher, Hyungwon, lets him know that

WONHO
- gym teacher / coach
- either doesnt take the lesson serious at all and lets his class play dodge ball all period or takes it really serious and gets hyped up about working out
- theres no inbetween
- he’s everyones friend
- and every persons teacher crush (i mean have you seen his ass)
- is the apart of almost every after school activity and coaches the football team
- everyone on and off the field address’ him as coach, and he takes too much pride in it
- has a big mouth
- on of those teachers that is friends with everyone so therefore tells them everything thats happening in the school that Shownu told them to keep on the DL during the staff meeting
- Shownu has half a mind to stop telling him about their staff meetings.
- probably doesnt take exams seriously at all
- honestly doesnt even understand why gym has a written exam in the first place
- hints all the answers to his students
- Shownu keeps him around because his classes always have the highest marks when it comes to exams
- is always apart of the student vs teacher events, and gets too competitive when emersed in the sport
- Shownu had to forbid him one year because he nearly broke a kids arm during basketball
- completely accidental, and if anyone asked it was the kids fault not Wonhos.

HYUNGWON
- english teacher
- probably got into being an english teacher because it seemed like the easiest job with the least amount of work
- assigns a book and calls it a day for that period
- half the time he’s excusing himself from class and Shownu will find him digging through the staffs shared fridge, catching him red handed with Kihyun’s lunch that was boldly labelled “dont touch” and underneath “Especially you Hyungwon”
- People dont mind his class at all?? mostly because he’s eye candy to look at and they dont even have to do work?? what more could you ask for.
- Always on his phone, probably looks up from his phone three (3) times the entire period
- a really easy marker ???? most of his students probably whip up the essay in an hour and Hyungwon will still given them a pretty decent passing grade
- cares about his job and his students no matter how passive he comes off
- only has a couple students that actually would consider themselves close to him, though there are many that appreciate him as a teacher because they know they’re in for a pretty easy semester if they have him on their timestable

JOOHEON
- guidance counsellor
- a big ray of sunshine at literally every point of every day
- knows mostly all students by name and greets all of them when they pass by or come into the guidance office
- everyone adores him and comes to him for everything
- other counsellors are probably envious of how mant students request him when making an appointment
- the type of counsellor that would allow you to come into his office and cry about whatever was troubling you and cry with you
- students have seen him cry too many times even if he denies it everytime groups bring it up to poke fun of him
- has a bowl of treats for anyone that visits him
- doesn’t offer much advice (though its his job) but people keep coming because he allows them to stay as long as they need if they need to take a mental break from classes
- people adore him so much and he nearly always gets some sort of mention in the valedictorians speach for his presences in their school journey

MINHYUK
- science teacher
- sometimes it sounds like he doesn’t really know what he’s talking about
- he’s had some people question if teaching science was his calling and he’ll defend himself and his job position until he retires
- he does actually know what he’s doing 98% of the time
- the type of teacher to offer help and actually happily stay after class / school to sit down with students that were having a hard time understanding and explaining it to them in simplier terms
- aka a teacher that actually cares about his students
- he’s a real odd teacher, some people love it some people .. not so much
- he gets sidetracked in class a lot and goes on tangents about things not relevent to biology in the slightest
- likes to talk and indulge in his personal life with his students
- the students know too much about his dog at home and have seen too many pictures about them (they’re faced with it constantly, as he’s taken it into his own hands to frame a picture of the dog - its a good dog in his defence)

KIHYUN
- music / drama teacher
- almost as bad as Hyungwon
- misses a lot of days and is constantly putting his students through watching the same movies everytime hes not there
- but when he is there, class is never a bore
- he’s so passionate about what he does despite always making excuses (that Shonu allows, god bless his soft heart) to get days off with pay
- people join his class even if they know nothing about music because they’ve heard he’s a good teacher
- no student leaves his class without learning at least a couple things about music
- probably is the teacher in charge of band and is always staying after school to ensure that they’re well practiced for class events and competitions
- they’ve won once out of every competition but he’s very confident every year that next year will be there second win
- Wonho and him have a friendly competition going, football verses band
- its a really unfair battle as Wonho’s team always comes out victorious, but nonetheless Kihyun is too competitive to back down
- students are tired of this rivalry

CHANGKYUN
- art teacher
- always late to class
- is the teacher that gets there one minute before students are legally allowed to leave since no teacher came (some people resent this but have come to accept it and just show up to class twenty minutes late - they usually get there at the same time as Changkyun)
- doesn’t like to assign tedious work and likes his class to explore their artistic talents with their own imagination
- most of his assignments are completely up to the students
- some people would say this is freedom while others claim its just laziness
- its mostly for the freedom to express yourself through art but he’d be a liar if he said his laziness didn’t play a part
- the forgetful teacher
- always loses assignments, especially good at losing the ones students are most proud of and want to actually keep
- his folders are a mess
- no student has ever seen a teacher this stressed out about their own organizational skills
- students are able to lie about handing in assignments a lot with the facade that Changkyun must have just lost the first copy
- many kids get extensions on their work / paper without Changkyun being completely aware of what is happening

How They Ask You Out


BRUCE: After him walking you to class you both became friends. Bruce invited you to hang out in the Manor and now you were both on his room playing games. You liked Bruce, hell you really liked him. He was sweet, kind, carying, handsome and adorably awkward but he only saw you as a friend. You realised that he was speaking to you while you were in your thoughts. “Sorry I wasn’t really listening, what did you say?” He chuckled as he knew how deep you could go in your head. “I was saying that, maybe if you wanted we could go to the movies you and I. Of course you don’t have to say yes I was just wonder-” he start talking everytime faster as your let a laugh go. ‘I would love to.“ You smiles at him still shocked by the fact that he liked you.


DICK: Since Jason introduced you to Bruce, Wayne Manor has become a second home for you. You grew rather close to Tim, Bruce and Alfred but with Dick it was something different. You liked him since the Wayne Charity Ball when he asked you to dance. You found out that he was the adoptive brother of your brother, crazy yeah.  You were studying in the kitchen of the Manor when someone walked in. "Hey beautiful, what you’re doing?” “Studying? I have this huge psychology exam and I’m going nuts.” “Dont you worry, you’re the smartest person I know. You want help?”  You looked at him coking an eyebrow. “What do you know about psychology?” “Nothing if I’m honest. But I do know what your doing tomorrow night.” “Yeah?” “Yep. You’re going to wear a nice short black dress and I’m taking you dance.” You blushed looking at your notes, but you fast recovered lookat at his piercing blue eyes. “Is it a date?” “You bet it is. See you tomorrow night beautiful.” He walked out winking at you.


TIM: Everyday it was the same, school then work then take care of your little twin brothers Logan and Lysander, it was boring and you hated it. But the highlight of the day is always when Tim comes to the coffee and talks with you. He orders his black coffee and just sits there, talking and staring at you, occasionally he would ask if you wanted to grab coffee someday which you always replied with maybe. Your liked him, he was different than his brothers or any guy you’ve met before. He always was smiling, even when you rejected the coffee date he just smiled and kept talking about whatever you guys were talking before. Today was no different, like clockwork Tim walked into the coffee and made his way to you, sitting on the first chair he saw. “Hello (Y/N).” “Hi there.” You greeted grabbing his already made coffee. “Here, your black coffee.” He thanked you and started talking about some stupid thing his siblings did, you laughed and told him about what Logan and Lysander did last night. “Hey so, maybe you would like to grab a coffee sometime?” He asked, his smile never leaved his eyes and face. “Sure. Here.” You said giving him a piece of paper with your phone in it. He looked shock, Tim was hoping that you’d go out with him, but as you always said no; now agreeing was something he dreamt about. “For real? It’s not a joke?” “Nope. I’m looking forwards that date.” Like a kid with a candy, Tim had the biggest smile you had ever seen. “You’ll love it.” “I bet I’ll do, by the way, the coffee is on the house.” You winked at him leaving him to attend other clients.


JASON
: Since the night that Red Hood savedyou, he’s being visiting you a lot. Being honest, you enjoyed his presence. He made you feel safe, and he was funny to talk to, kind of sarcastic and a total flirt. You’re laying in your couch watching Rick & Morty when you heard a tap in the window turning around there he is. You open the window letting him enter at your apartment. “Good night gorgeous.” “Reddie. How’s it going? Wait… Is that blood?” “Yep, they hit me, it’s fine no need to worry.” “Like hell, you need stitches. Come here.” You help him crash in your couch, running you grabed the first aid kit. You start stitching him up in silence until he cleared his throat. “You’re trully gorgeous (Y/).” “Thanks?” “I mean it. The most gorgeous girl I’ve ever met.” “Stop flirting with my when i’m stitching you up, its distracting me.” “I’ll stop if you reply to one question.” “What is it?” “Will you go out with me?” His question made your heart beating faster, not watnting him to know the effect he had on you you only gave him a quick gaze. “Will you wear the helmet?” “Nope.” “okay then. Now move it, you’re ruinning my couch with you blood.” You said siling making him laugh.

DAMIAN: Having free nights was boring to you, not doing anything and relax was somethign that only made you get on your own nerves. So, as a really stubborn you decided to suit up and walk aroud Gotham. The cold air made your body shiver making you wondering why the hell didint you made a suit for winter and other for summer. ‘Cause geez it was freezing and the black leather suit didnt help you. You were currently in the roof of one of the many clubs that The Joker owned, you hanged out there normally as long as you didnt mean any trouble to the clown. Suddenly you felt someone behind you. You only smirked, already knowing who he was. “Can’t stay away can you?” “What you’re doing here?” was all he said. “Didnt your mother teach you that is rude to answer a question with other? Anyway i was in the neighborhood and i like this rooftop, its calm and has nice views. What are you doing here? and where’s Batsy? I havent done anything.” I bring my hands up in a defensive way. He just stares at you and walks next to you, sitting in the edge of the roof like you. “I’m alone. I was doing patrol you know. I was looking for you.” ”What for?” “Why did you kiss me?” You looked at him softly. “I dunno. you’re different from the other Robins and the Bat. Like you’re your own person and not just a sidekick.” You reply honestly “You’re wierd. But there’s something in you that makes you a different type of criminal. You have a story, Black Angel and i want to hear it.” You shock your head laughing. “I dont think so Wonder Boy.” “You know my name, it’s only fair that i know yours.” He says lookig at you as you get up. “Where you’re going?” “Meet me in Gotham Park tomorrow night if you want to know my incredible story.” You whisper in his ear, placing a light kiss on his cheek. “Oh, and wear somehing nice. It’s a date.” You wink at him seeing how he blushed before disappearing into the dark night.

100 JALLY HEADCANONS

It’s done it’s finally done after like a month now
These are all romantic/platonic. …mostly
1. Dally lets johnny stay with him at bucks or where ever hes at when its cold out and he cant go home 
2. They go on day long car rides literally anywheres, sometimes with company like steve or pony
3. When no ones looking johnny locks his arm around dallys.
4. Dally lets out angry murmurs and acts tough until he realizes no ones looking.
5. Johnny can tell when dallys in a bad almost immediately when he comes into a room, he doesn’t even have to look at him. just the sound of the way he’s walking or his voice tone.
6. Sometimes when they’re out (or even at the curtis’s kitchen table) dally will put his hand on johnny’s leg. not in a sexual way almost to make sure like he’s there. 
7. When they don’t have to do anything or are just being lazy johnny will lay on top of dally and the two will stay like that for as long as possible.
8. Dally CRAVES being kissed when they’re not in public.
9. Johnny wears dallys jacket when there out really late at night or when he cant find his shirt in the morning.
10. Dally says he doesn’t care that much but does.he highkey does.
11. Dally holds johnny really close at night but doesn’t refuses to admit to it when johnny mentions it.
12. Whenever dally wont wake up, the gang usual send johnny off to fall on him because they know johnny will be the one that dally gets the least mad at.
13. Darry once woke up to find johnny and dally sprawled out on their couch asleep.
14. Johnny and two-bit talk a lot about dally.
15. Johnny lowkey dances in the car and dally makes fun of him.
16. Dally sings in the shower. Johnny sits outside the door giggling his ass off.
17. Dally will quietly share his food with johnny but snap at anyone who calls him out on it.
18. Pony saw johnny and dally kiss, told darry, soda overheard and told steve, steve told two-bit, two-bit already knew.
19. Whenever johnny and dally do kiss, dally really really enjoys it and freaks out a little.
20. You can also tell when they kiss because dally becomes a smidge nicer.
21. Sometimes they flirt with girls and see who can get the most numbers.
22. they rough house A LOT
23. Dallys father was friends with a guy who dally really took to and when he thinks about johnny kinda looks like him.
24. Johnny stays up with dally after brawls or just to listen to his drunk rambling.
25. Dally once called johnny “babe” in front of the gang and everyone went BALLISTIC from dally showing any lovey dovey emotion.
26. Johnny likes to talk dally at night when there laying in bed. He doesn’t think dallys listening but he is.
27. Johnny thinks dallys tattoo is hot as all hell
28. Dally ruffles johnnys hair to piss him off.
29. Dally once thought he lost johnny walking down the street but it turns out he was at the end of the block playing with a dog that was tied on. 
30. They make out on a regular basis. Specifically in a car.
31. Johnny dies a little on the inside whenever dally says he hates kids and everyone notices except dally. 
32. Dally and johnnys dad got into a big physical  fight and the only thing that stopped him from stabbing him was small ol johnny clinging to his arm trying to stop him while wailing not to “kill him”.
33. Whenever dally gets put in jail johnny stresses out a little but doesn’t tell anyone.
34. Skyrim!AU: Johnny and dally met because someone had a contract on dally. Dally almost beat the shit out of johnny.
35. They both take care of what started out as a puppy but became a huge rottweiler.
36. They like to scare the shit out of socs at night.
37. When they were younger dally and johnny used to babysit pony together with two-bit
38. When two-bit was drunk and pony was bored they banded together to make shitty fanart of johnny and dally
39.Myth!AU: whenever winter rolls around johnny gets kinda anxious around dally because he scared he might actually eat him, no matter how many times dally reassures him he wont 
40. Dally and johnny share cigarettes and when i mean share i dont mean individual cigarettes i mean dally will smoke one half then pass the rest of the cigarette to johnny to finish.
41. They both make fun of pony whenever he has a crush on someone.
42. They back talk each other on a daily basis but it never really turns into a full fledge fight  
43. Johnnys favourite position when it comes to ‘cuddling’ with dally and with head in the crook of dallys neck and half hugging him.
44. Dallys not so great at being being intimate in a non sexual way but he is trying his best.
45. After johnny got beat up dally would hold him at night and tell him how much he loved him.
46. Johnny tries to spoon dally and ends up looking like a backpack.
47. Johnny gets frequent nightmare and when he has one, (if he doesnt wake up) it usually wakes up dally who just runs his hand through his hair until it passes.
48. Dally constantly feels bad because he doesnt know how to be ‘nice’ .
49.Dally tugs on johnnys bottom lip when they kiss. 
50. Dally surprisingly gives good hugs. 
51. Whenever he walks past dally slaps Johnnys ass.
52. One time he didnt realize how far away he was and tried to get his ass and ended up falling out of a barstool
53. They both make a tag team when theyre in a fight. 
54. Johnny swears in spanish and it drives dally up the wall.
55. When they first slept in the same bed, dally woke up before johnny and forgot that johnny was there so he almost crushed him.
56. Johnny loves the smell of dallys jacket.
57. Even though dally could have a black eye,smell like alcohol and cigarette smoke, being bleeding all over the place and have the meanest expression johnny usually feels safest with him.
58. Johnny screamed dallys name while being beat up.
59. Johnny gets scared at horror movies but trys to play it off, dally can usually tell and sneaks an arm around his back.
60. Dally gets sick a lot and johnny has no clue what to do so he just takes him to darry.
61. When he’s hungover dally gives really sloppy kisses.
62 . someone thought Johnny was dallys son.
63. They once helped pony ask a girl out.
64. Soda teases the shit out of dally and asks him probing question about weird personal topics.
65. Dally will lick Johnny’s cheek to get him riled up and pissy.
66. Johnnys become almost numb to when dally yells because he’s that used to it.
67. When before he used to flinch everytime dally raised his voice. Now he only does when it’s specifically directed at him.
68. When dally gets in a dangerous mood Johnny will say some stuff in his ear and it eases him up a bit. The gangs been mystified by this for a while.
69. They both know they’re boundaries with each other even though dally likes to push his.
70. When dally was with tim and some of his gang they noticed that his jacket smelled like Johnny. After the relentless snarky comments dally got Johnny his own jacket.
71. Dally met Johnny because he was being picked on by some socs.
72. They both lay next to each other while dally talks about new York.
73. Myth AU!: Johnny likes to feel dallys scales. Dally finds it annoying.
74. Everyone knows somethings up when dally calls Johnny 'johnnycakes’ all day whether it be because they were in a disagreement earlier or that he was getting laid no one really knows.
75. Johnny can actually be very dominant depending on the situation.
76. MythAU!: Johnny lays on dallys tail and let’s him just drag him around. Dally finds this more annoying then the scale touching.
77. When dally first tried to flirt with johnny he had no idea what was happening and why dally was being nicer then usual. Two-bit had to explain it.
78. Dallas is a huge jerk but can be really faithful.
79. dally once said “nah johnnys to innocent for that.” While Johnny was sitting next to him thinking about the most kinky things.
80.dally once thought of leaving and going back to new York. He asked Johnny if he wanted to come but he said he didn’t want to leave the gang or his parents. Dally ended up staying put.
81. Johnny helps Dallas around when he’s staggering it could be from a fight or from drinking to much.
82. Dallas puts on the most dopey grin whenever johnny laughs.
83. Johnny once sat in the car for 4 hours driving around and listening to dally ranting.
84. After they died they just spent most of their time around the burned down church waiting for the rest of the gang to show up.
85. Johnny was always super jealous of Sylvia but they actually got along great. Even when she and dally broke up.
86.  Johnny actually made the first move because he got really frustrated.
87. SkyrimAU!: Johnny and dally hated each other’s guts until two-bit and soda stepped in and got them to actually talk to each other, other then spitting insults back and forward.
88. At the time when dally met Johnny he was usually with tim and his gang but after johnny he got attached to the gang.
89. Johnny has scars on his back from his father and whenever dally sees them he gets a pit in his stomach.
90. Dally hates himself for not being able to protect Johnny when he got beat up.
91. Buck started getting suspicious about them because dally kept bringing  Johnny over to sleep with him.
92. Once Johnny broke down and dally got so stressed out because he didn’t know what to do so they ended up being two sobbing messes holding each other sitting on the curb.
93. Dally still puts up a tough act but one look from Johnny and he has to keep himself from melting.
94. Johnnys a lot shorter then dally so he likes of pat his head.
95. He also picks him up from the underarms and carrys him around (Johnny has punched/kicked people while this was happening).
96. When they rough house it usually gets really intense and either goes a really good nice way if ya catch my drift or someone loses a tooth….it doesn’t have to be either of their teeth just..anyone’s.
97. Johnny fondles with dallys necklace to help sleep.
98. When it gets really loud at bucks and they can’t sleep they either hike it over to the Curtis’s or sleep in a car.
99. They try to sit close to each other but not to close when they go out with pony to movies. The best position they got is dally sitting behind Johnny and him being up against legs or chest. Sometimes dally sneaks an arm around Johnnys waist.
100. Johnnys a power bottom byee

End Game

The boy behind the cash register jotted down the last item in Roy’s bag. His pen slashed through a sum line, and he scribbled in the total price at the bottom of the paper. “That’s 215 cenz, please.”

Roy shifted his groceries to one hand and dug through his pocket for the 1000 cenz piece he’d stashed there earlier. The cashier took it with a slight grimace. He eyed Roy’s purchases and flipped the coin between his fingers. “Do you have anything smaller? I don’t have a lot of change here.”

“Allow me,” a voice, fast beside Roy’s ear answered. Roy startled, and stepped back as a new hand swung around. A military sleeve fell to its wrist, and the newcomer dropped 215 cenz on the counter.

Roy didn’t see the money though. He felt his groceries slip in his grasp, as if suddenly weightless. Something dense pulsed through his veins, something ringing in his ears, as he traced the hand back and turned to face the man who’d paid for his groceries.

Thin glasses, square jaw, gentle green eyes, tousled black hair. The man smiled. “As far as I remember, I owe you a few hundred cenz from our bets in Ishval. Never paid you for that. So let’s call this even.”

His voice, yes definitely his voice. And that loose smile, and the openness behind his eyes. Roy’s bag dropped from his hands. It hit his shoe and upturned, a few tomatoes rolling across the wood flooring.

“Hughes?” and he hardly heard his own voice whisper it.

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Signs - Sungwoon Au

- admin xion

genre: fluff with smol angst but its not even angst
member: ha sungwoon
word count: 1107
requested: no
side notes: aHHHHHHHHHHHH

Originally posted by minwoons


requested by: sungwoonfairy

hey there >< can i get a scenario where reader is a highschool student and sungwoon happens to be in the same class as her! they’re also best friends where they do literally everything together (cliche but WHATEVER) but one day sungwoon realises he has feelings for the reader and isnt aware that the reader has a crush on him as well ! ending is up to you~ dont feel too pressured about it, feel free to write it in your style hehe ^^ i FREAKIN LOVE YR SCENARIOS BTW THEY MAKE ME GO ASKAKDKADKALD




  • so lets get jazzy with this scenario/request
  • lets say, you were in a world were when you first see someone, you get this feeling of affection towards them
  • even if you don’t know them
  • it’s sort of like a sign from the future
  • you’ll eventually get to know them
  • and you’ll soon see as to why your heart began to beat around that person you rarely talked too
  • this doesn’t mean that this is how you hAVE to fall in love
  • this is sort of like an addition
  • love at first sight kind of thing
  • and there was actually a special sign for this type of thing
  • it sort of looked like the infitity symbol but the circles would be hearts
  • thats a bad description im sorry
  • am trying my best
  • time lapse: you and sungwoon have been best friends forever
  • you met him by kindergarten and your first interaction with each other was you spitting milk into his face because he teased you and said your pig tails look like an actual pigs tails (childish, but like you guys were like 3 so)
  • luckily, he was in your class this year
  • sungwoon was someone you were always chill with
  • you were in fact more closer to your other friends but if you were to be partners with him, you wouldn’t complain
  • he just wouldn’t be your first choice, yaknow?
  • “sUNGWOOON” you shout as you stood up from your seat
  • he left 10 milk cartons onto your desk to tease of about the moment from the past. it was strawberry milk too (and you didnt liek strawberry melk ):< )
  • sungwoon laughed as he passed by your desk
  • “dO YOU WANT ME TO SPIT ALL OF THIS ONTO YOUR FACE?” you yelled
  • “kinky,” he teased
  • you rolled your eyes as you threw a milk carton at him
  • “oW YOU LITTLE FUCKER,”
  • “IT’S A MILK CARTON WHAT ARE YOU SAYING OW FOR????????”
  • “it may not hurt physically but it hurts mentally,” sungwoon says as he pouts, holding his arm like a little child whinning
  • “sHIT TEACHERS COMING” a student yells as he rushed to his seat
  • sungwoon dashes off
  • “wHATTHEFUCKDO I DO WITH THIS?” you aggersively whisper
  • sungwoon chuckles as you stood there blankly
  • the teacher soon came into the class as her eyes attracted instantly to your desk that was cover in strawberry milk cartons
  • “can you ex-“
  • “ask sungwoon that,” you blurted
  • the teacher sighed and rolled her eyes
  • looking at sungwoon who was holding in his laughter so hard
  • “detention for both of you afterschool,”
  • “wHAT-“
  • “and no but’s”
  • “fuck” you cursed under your breath really quietly
  • time skip woosh
  • entering the detention class, sungwoon was already there building a jenga deck out of pencils
  • “someone’s bored with their life,” you teased
  • “why do you think i spent a good $5 on 10 strawberry milk cartons?”
  • “you know i hate strawberry milk too,”
  • sungwoon chuckled as you sat in the seat in front of him
  • you opened your backpack and reached in, grabbing out a milk carton
  • “take one,” you insisted
  • sungwoon rolled his eyes and accepted
  • “rOLLING YOUR EYES? iM OldER YoUNG MaN,” you said
  • “oKAY GRaNnY” sungwoon defends
  • “gRANNY?”
  • “whAT YOU SAID YOU WERE OLDER”
  • “sILENCE” a sudden voice shouter as you jumped a bit
  • turning around was the teacher
  • you cursed under your breath and turned around to the chalkboard
  • “just stay quiet for 10 mins and i’ll let you guys out,” she murmured bitterly
  • you both sighed as you somehow managed to stay quiet
  • as you were both dismissed out of dentention, sungwoon carelessly opened your bag and got out another carton of strawberry milk
  • well 2, actually
  • “here, drink one,” he insisted
  • “nO”
  • “I SPENT MONEY ON THIS FOR YOU, DRINK IT WOMEN”
  • “ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER?”
  • “DRINK IT”
  • “WHAT IF IM LACK TOAST AND TALL OR RENT?”
  • “fine then, don’t drink it,” he said bitterly in a childish tone
  • you chuckled as you took the carton and began sipping on it
  • “hey sungwoon,” you spoke
  • “do you ever think that i’ll find love?”
  • “what kind of question is that?” sungwoon replied
  • “idunno, it’s just
  • university is coming soon, and you know that i’m going to a university far away,” you said
  • sungwoon’s expression dropped a bit
  • “wELL OF COURSE YOU’LL FIND LOVE YOU IDIOT” he yelled trying to ease up the conversation
  • “YOU ARE THE MOST FUNNIEST AND MOST P-PRETTIEST GIRL I KNOW SO OF COURSE MEN WILL BE ALL OVER YOU”
  • sungwoon stood there flustered 
  • “mMMK I GOTTA GO TEACH MY DOG GERMAN BRB” he blurted as he ran off 
  • you stood there, sort of blushing
  • softly chuckling
  • eventually
  • time passed
  • you and sungwoon would walk home with each other everyday
  • and sometimes sungwoon would stutter on his words for some reason
  • but it eventually came the day where you had to move into your new dorm for university
  • “hey, y/n,” sungwoon says as he sits on the park’s bench
  • before you left, you wanted to say your goodbyes to him
  • “hm?”
  • “do you think i’ll ever fall in love?” he asks softly as he stares at the ground blankly
  • “of coURSE I WILL IDIOT,” you blurt loudly
  • sungwoon chuckles softly
  • “i mean, did you get a first love sort of thing?” you asked
  • sungwoon hesitated to answer as he shook his head
  • “well, you should,” 
  • “but what if i dont?”
  • “why won’t you?” 
  • “…”
  • “gimmie your arm,” sungwoon said
  • “waitwhat?”
  • “just gimmie it,” he says
  • you handed him your arm as he (magically) pulls out a pen from his back pocket. he rolls up your sleeve as he takes off the cap from the pen.
  • “close your eyes,” 
  • “kinky,” you teased as you did so
  • you could hear him chuckling as he draws something onto your arm
  • then rolling your sleeve down
  • “you are only allowed to see what i wrote on your arm when you get on the train,” he speaks
  • you open your eyes as you careless try to roll up your sleeve
  • “nO” sungwoon yells as he yANKS your sleeve down
  • you laughed and rolled your eyes
  • “well, i guess i have to go now,” you said as you checked the time
  • sungwoon’s expression instantly dropped as he nodded
  • “oIII someone’s depressed” you teased
  • “shaddup,”
  • you messed up his hair and smiled softly
  • “cya idiot,” you said softly
  • time skip
  • when on the train, you remembered that he drew something onto your arm and told you can look at it only when you’re on the train
  • you rolled up your sleeve
  • it was the sign
  • he liked you from the minute he saw you
lee daehwi as your soulmate

imagine having daehwi as ur soulmate where u have the date u meet written on ur wrist

(as requested!)

  • ur soulmate clue isnt really visible for awhile just bc ure like. a tiny kid for the first majority of ur life lol
  • for awhile u just have a smudge of ink on ur wrist so,,, u dont rlly have a choice but to let it be
  • ANYWAYS
  • once u start to get older, the markings on ur wrist start to become more and more clear

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anonymous asked:

Heyy! I have a question i dont know if you are familiar with the movie the golden conpass but im that universe everyone has a "daemon" which is kind off like a portion of your own soul That resides outside the person as an animal companion. I dont know if that made any sense😂 but if it did what do you think the daemons of the batfam would be. Sorry if it made no sense😅

YES, I HAVE! I WATCHED THIS MOVIE SO MANY TIMES WHEN I WAS A KID!! It took me a while to answer this because I really had to think about the animals.

ALFRED PENNYWORTH

He would have a pine marten, like the girl in the movie (im pretty sure it was a pine marten). It would check on the boys and report back to Alfred to let him know if they’re doing anything stupid or not. It would also be very cute if it rested on Alfred’s shoulders while he walks around.

“Master Damian is planning on sneaking out again tonight.”

“Master Jason stole some of your cookies from Master Tim.”

“Master Dick bought a new stash of cereal, there was a sale apparently.”

BRUCE WAYNE

A bat would be an obvious choice but I’m gonna have to say a panther. Just imagine a menacing black panther walking along side Bruce in W.E. When it’s around people it doesn’t know, it’ll raise its guard up, but back at the manor it turns into a playful daemon. 

“I don’t trust that man, you should keep an eye out for him, Bruce.”

“He seems suspicious, want me to follow him?”

“I wanna go back home, I’m so bored! I wanna play!”

DICK GRAYSON

Idk why but I feel like his daemon would be a cat?? His daemon would be a sassy, funny, black cat who can be really dramatic sometimes, like him. It would always try to discover new things every day. It would also be really close to Bruce’s daemon.

“What does this button do? It’s so tempting.”

“Ugh my life is over, this is it for me, Dick! There’s no more catnip!!”

“You’re really going to wear that to your date tonight? Jeez, when Jason said you have terrible fashion sense, he wasn't joking.”

JASON TODD

A sly fox. A fox with a crude sense of humor. It would be a little mischevious daemon with a knack for adventure. It flirts with every girl it sees. It’s also Jason’s wing man, well, wing daemon.

“Come on, hurry up, Jason! Let’s go on patrol!! The night awaits!”

“How many times do I have to try to get someone to like you?! You dub everyone who comes your way!”

“Yeah, Jason and I died once, but did you die? I don’t think so.”

TIM DRAKE

I would say a sloth just to be funny because the kid doesn’t sleep but nah. I think his daemon would be a bunny since they’re really smart and always active. It knows Tim should sleep but it’s one of the reasons why he stays awake, they both just have so much to do!

“Tim, guess what!? I hacked into North Korea’s military base again! Wanna see what I found!?”

“You know, we’re so sleep deprived, this is so unhealthy. I’m pretty sure we could both die if we keep doing this….oh well! At least we have each other!”

“Do fish get thirsty? Has that thought ever crossed your mind? I know it’s 4 in the morning but I need answers.”


DAMIAN WAYNE

A chihuahua. Yup. A yapping cute little chihuahua with a big mouth. It may be small, but this daemon doesn't mind picking a fight with bigger daemons. It would even ask his father’s daemon if it wants to brawl for fun.

“Why won't you come down here and say that to my face, you scoundrel!!”

“Call me small one more time!! You mess with me, you get the paws!!”

“You got problems with small daemons like me?! I’ll give you another reason to add to those problems!!”

~

I don’t know what the girls would have. Since I barely read any comics, idk much about them. I do know their backstories but that still doesn’t give me much info. Same with Duke Thomas. So if anyone wants to add the girls and Duke, please do so!

spirit!yugyeom;

Originally posted by jackandjael

  • first off, yuygeom is a demon
  • jk jk he’s a lil shit but he is a form of spirit and demons are also technically spirits too, tho he isn’t one
  • yugyeom is a… special spirit
  • most spirits are kind of tied to something you know? and the most popular are elemental spirits and whatnot
  • well yugyeom is tied to a messed up ouija board
  • basically, somehow, he is now connected to this damn board and no matter how hard you try, the only spirit you can talk to is him and the only spirit you can summon is him
  • this board is sitting in an antique shop so yugyeom has been kinda dormant for a while
  • but one day, you come in
  • you were dared by your friends to get a ouija board so you could communicate with ghosts
  • if you could make it happen and record the experience, you’d pass
  • you hate your friends now
  • the number one thing you’re scared of is channelling a demon or some malevolent spirit or what the heck ever so knowing that there’s a good chance you will just. damn
  • what’s worse is that they requested you purchase a real one, aka an old one bc apparently that makes it all the more serious i guess
  • when you come into the fourth antique shop that day and spot it, you’re at the register and getting it rung up in record time
  • the little old lady who runs the place is super sweet and mentions how the board had been there since she was a teenager, and that many had bought it but many had taken it back, saying it was faulty
  • of course you’re intrigued and also this is your life on the line so you’re like what??
  • she giggles and is like “its kinda funny but apparently people are only able to communicate with one spirit using this board. i’ve heard he’s harmless but i should warn you, in case you were hoping to speak with your dead grandmother or something”
  • you raise your eyebrow but bid the old woman ado and head off home, ready to get this shit over with
  • at least if the spirit is “friendly” then you have nothing to worry about
  • your family is out so you head up to your room and pull out the board, dropping it onto your bed before you get everything ready, propping your phone up to record you as you begin
  • You do everything you’re supposed to, and then you go, “is anyone there?”
  • you’re expecting the planchette to move or better yet do nothing, so hopefully you can get this over with
  • and then
  • poof
  • you scream when a (admittedly handsome) teenage boy suddenly appears before you, legs crossed and his face in his palm as his eyes stay closed 
  • once you’ve finished screaming, the boy slowly opens his eyes and murmurs, “hey”
  • you’re not sure what to say
  • this is the only spirit you can talk to? dont the spirits usually stay in the board and talk through that? why did it appear in front of you like this, and bored looking nonetheless?
  • you blink for a bit, unsure of what to do next when the spirit sighs “if you’re not gonna ask me any questions, can you end the session? i was having a good dream”
  • “spirits dream?” you ask him, and his eyes rise to lock with yours before he shrugs “something like that. any who, what’s up? im yugyeom”
  • you tell him your name reluctantly, and he simply nods, thinking you’re about to ask him all the usual questions like “will i get married to (insert heartthrob here)?” ”will i ever get rich?” “who’s gonna win the Super Bowl?”
  • but then you go “my… my friends dared me to do this. t-to call a spirit and ask you some questions, so… um… why dont witches ride their brooms when they’re angry?”
  • yugyeom’s interest is piqued and he sits up, thinking long and hard to answer, “because… road rage?”
  • you giggle nervously, looking at the list of things your friends forced you to ask him “so they don’t fly off the handle”
  • you’re not expecting yugyeom to find it as funny as he does but he’s bent over laughing like you’ve told the best joke he’s ever heard
  • “tell me more!” he demands, eyes alight and all the boredom wiped off his face
  • quickly, you start listing off jokes from the top of your head, all of them tickling him in one way or another
  • you don’t even realize that your phone has died of battery or that it’s suddenly gotten late until you turn to grab your phone and see the moon high in the sky
  • “oh, i didn’t think we talked that long… I dont even think they’ll see you show up on camera”
  • “they won’t, but i can help you make it look like you did the dare, and prank them too”
  • you furrow your eyebrows and listen in and he grins, telling you to charge your phone and that you’ll find out soon
  • ten minutes later, you’re sat with the phone before you and the board out, yugyeom having disappeared from sight
  • he’s told you to ask the questions they’ve given you, and he’ll do the rest
  • once you’ve finished telling the first lame joke they’ve given you, the pillow on your bed flies across the room and starts hovering over your head, and its so unexpected that you react pretty well for the camera
  • yugyeom is grinning above you, having appeared above you with a finger raised to his lips
  • you have to bite your lip to keep from laughing as you continue to ask questions, and in response he makes the planchette move and gives you weird answers like “haunted horse party” or all out flips the board to appear like an angry spirit
  • he shuts off the recording in the middle of making it hover “in thin air”, and you’ve got your elaborate prank
  • “this is the most fun I’ve had in years” yugyeom laughs
  • “im gonna have to thank that old lady when i return the board”
  • you’re pretty surprised to see yugyeom’s expression turn sad and he just kinda pouts at you like a kicked puppy
  • you feel bad instantly
  • “you… can’t you keep me- i mean, the board? i promise im fun to talk to!! ill never possess you or anything… unless you want to be possessed by a spirit then i’ll definitely make sure we make a fair deal or something-” “yugyeom i can keep the board calm down” 
  • hes so happy and tells you that if you ever need someone to talk to you or whatever you can just take out the board and talk to him
  • you’re kinda surprised that you’ve unintentionally made friends with a spirit but hey, he’s cute and he’s almost definitely not going to kill you
  • so this goes on for a while
  • you lock yourself into the privacy of your room and take out the board and honestly you and yugyeom just hang
  • he tells you about all of the weird experiences he’s had with people who try to channel him and you sometimes use him to spook your friends bc its pretty funny ngl
  • he makes you into a lil shit too
  • sometimes you just open the ouija board and let him follow you around the house
  • he’ll bother your family, move things onto high shelves, take things and hide them in new places, and overall just entertain himself
  • you accidentally left the board open once and when a guy in your class came over to study he spent the whole time tugging on the guy’s gelled hair
  • when the guy went to the bathroom, yugyeom snuck in and made fog appear on the mirror before he wrote for him to “get lost or get possessed”
  • needless to say that guy ran away from your house and never talked to you again
  • “i dont like that guy” “oh wow, i didn’t notice with how you repeatedly whispered in my ear ‘i dont like this guy’”
  • technically, if you keep the ouija board open, yugyeom can go anywhere with you, but only so far or the connection gets kinda weak
  • so sometimes you take a backpack and open the board inside when you go places and you want him to be there with you
  • one time you took the board with you to a horror movie and sat it up in the seat next to you and people thought you were crazy but yugyeom was right next to you making fun of the fake ghosts
  • one time you’re really curious so you go “yugyeom, has anyone ever tried to release you?”
  • yugyeom is pretty shocked that you’ve asked and tells you that no, no one has ever cared abt him enough to stick around after the first few sessions, let alone to release him from the board altogether
  • you decide that you’ve formed a pretty strong relationship with yugyeom so you offer to let him out
  • yugyeom is really apprehensive and you are too bc obviously its dangerous and he doesn’t know what will happen to him if he is released
  • will people see him? will he inhabit something else? will he live a normal life or remain a spirit?
  • “i’d… think i’d like that. but i can’t promise that everything will go right afterwards”
  • you know, you’ve known for a while, but you want to try for him
  • you can’t help daydreaming of being with him in other ways bc he’s so sweet and really cares for you
  • he knows you so well its kind of crazy
  • you’ve even caught yourself day dreaming about kissing those pretty lips every time he laughs, or whispers in you ear late into the night
  • the fact that he has no problem being close and intimate with you already leaves you pretty flustered as it is
  • you’ve grown impossibly attached to this goofy spirit and if you can free him from the board, you’d love to
  • the only thing is that the only way to free his spirit from the board is to break it
  • either you’d free him or you’d lose him forever, and that’s what scares you
  • you make up your mind and summon him to get his permission, and when he gives you the go ahead with a shaky smile, you snap it in half with all your might
  • its silent afterwards
  • you don’t feel yugyeom’s warm presence like usual
  • you call out his name softly, sadly, thinking that you’ve done it and lost his spirit forever
  • your hands hold the broken pieces of the board and you’re moved near to tears now, knowing you’ve messed up for real and you’d never see yugyeom again
  • then two warm arms wrap around you from behind and you flinch, eyes wet as you turn to observe who’s there, and you smile when you make eye contact with yugyeom
  • hes grinning at you too, but something feels,,, off
  • its not like his usual, carefree smiles
  • his canines look a little sharper
  • his grip feels a little rougher
  • his lips a little more red than soft pink
  • his arms tighten that much more around your middle and you blink, your smile faltering as he says nothing
  • “y-yugy?” you ask softly, and you watch as his grin melts into something of a smirk
  • the smirk is different too bc unlike his usual playful smirks after he’s scared you coming out of the bathroom or pulled a successful prank on someone, it’s hidden with intentions you’ve never seen on him
  • it doesn’t fit the yugyeom you know
  • “you know… when they tell you not to play with spirits, you should probably listen” he says, his pupils glinting a blood red as his fingernails, no, claws dig into your hips
  • your hands shake as he twists you around, shoving you up against the nearest wall as one of his hands encircles your wrist and the other grasps your chin
  • you’re nearly shitting your pants at this point, staring at who you once thought was the kind, caring spirit that you’d grown to love
  • he leans in impossibly close, taking up all the air in your lungs as his breath fans across your lips 
  • his tongue glides out, licking his lips slowly before he whispers teasingly against your trembling mouth
  • “they might just be demons in disguise”
  • remember when i said he wasn’t a demon :)))) i lied

other ghost!got7

ghost!jaebum

ghost!youngjae

imaginary friend!mark

ghost!bambam

goblin!jinyoung

Crossing The Line: Part 2

(Gif above, picture that for in the bar scene;) ) Notes: Smut. hahaha Hopefully its good, still getting the hang of writing it.

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V + Saeran not added because this seemed to get too repetitive *finger guns away*


Zen:
  • He thinks its amazing that you’re known for your creativity and skill– Sighs and wishes he could be known like that with acting; But instead its all about his looks and voice in that area. But you, You’re known for ripping out hearts, stepping on them, and killing off fan favorites at a minutes notice. And he loves you for it, you sadistic little angel you.
  • Regardless he doesn’t really understand how hard writing actually is since.. he’s never really written before? One of those people that think you just throw a few words down and bam you’re done like no baby. no. we all wish it could be like that.
  • So he’s really surprised to see the process of it all; The writers block, the procrastinating, the editing and re-reading, the doubting yourself, then the random spurts of creativity where all you do is sit and write for hours. And he’s really never seen something more frustrating. It looks like such a tedious thing, he definitely takes back what he said about it being easy.
  • “ And she took the blade into her palms… No– That doesn’t sound right.. ” He watched with wide eyes as you wrote and rewrote sentences over and over again, he thought everything sounded fine? But you didn’t seem to like it. He knew you were tired, he’s told you multiple times to take a break but you refused. Insisting you had to get at least one chapter done tonight if anything.
  • He just sighs at your stubbornness with a knowing smile, offering you some tea or hot cocoa which you graciously accept. He’ll even try and help you with writing by sitting on the couch beside you and letting you read what you’ve written to him. Rereading it helps you catch mistakes and odd phrases or sentences, which is helpful. But he always says “ It sounds fine? Why are you deleting it? ” Z e n.
    Jumin:
    • I feel like Jumin someday would love to write a memoir of some sorts, so when he finds out you’re an author he thinks thats perfect– You could help him with it if you’re feeling up to it.
    • But seeing how stressed and busy you usually are makes him not want to bring up the idea. He cant believe writing could be this tedious. He gives you a little room in his house as an office for you to work in and you’re in it constantly. When he comes home from work thats the first place he checks, surrounded with stress relieving candles and a cup of whatever you’re liking at the moment. He begs you to come to bed with him, but seeing as you wont budge he’ll pull up a chair and stay with you.
    • “ You’re adding too many big words. Your targeted audience wont understand a lot of that. ” Oh, he’s right. Actually its nice to have Jumin reading over your shoulder. Stressful as hell but he catches mistakes quickly and gives his honesty on certain phrases and sentences; since he’s read practically billions of books in his 27 years.
    • Eventually you get the chapter done after nearly a week and sheepishly show it to him. He reads it with a concentrated expression, not willing to give away any hint of emotion.
    • When he’s all done you ask him what he thinks about it. “ Its lovely, you capture the scenery beautifully and the emotions of your characters. I enjoyed it; as will others, my love. ” He praises you for your hard work by giving you a kiss on the top of the head and rubbing your (very sore) back softly. He’s proud of you. and youre pretty damn proud of yourself too? this man better give you a back rub for hours tonight because sitting at a desk for so long nearly killed you holy shit
    Yoosung:
    • Oh boy does he wish he had your patience and skill. never would admit this but he really lowkey wants you to write LOLOL fanfiction of his characters for him
    • He cant believe how much you work though. It seems like you’re on your laptop for decades on end and he hates it! Usually spends an hour or two on LOLOL before getting bored and checking up on you.
    • Aaaand youre still at your laptop looking like you’re ready to kill a man. Lovely.
    • “ MCCC…. ” He’s so whiney when you overwork yourself. He wants attention badly but you tell him youre busy. even though we all know you’ve been staring at that empty screen contemplating the meaning of life for hours now. dont lie.
    • Snuggles into your side and asks you about what your writing and such. He sees obviously not much progress being done on the screen, but he’s pretty sure you know that already..
    • Eventually he’ll encourage you to write for five minutes, take a quick break to stroke his hair and pay attention to the movie he put on ages ago, then return back to your five minutes of writing. It wasn’t much, but he didn’t want to complain.
    Jaehee:
    • Shes thought about becoming an author in the past; but never ended up taking it up. shes written zen fan-fiction before though so she knows a little somethin’ somethin’ about writing.
    • She finds herself cleaning your office a lot. Theres so many coffee cups in here MC. Did you sleep last night?
    • My character slept does that count?
    • No.
    • She eventually gives up on trying to place a schedule with you since you’re always tucked away inside that gross little office you could practically call home. So investing in a laptop for you was a much needed decision; make or break sort of thing. You can write and be within ten feet of her at the same time cant you?
    • Learns to adapt to your odd and unhealthy writing schedule as long as she can still snuggle with you while you’re at it. And you’re sweet enough to turn down the brightness of the screen when its late at night too so it doesn’t hurt her eyes, so sweet.
    • She loves to read your past books while you work and ends up curiously asking for some slight spoilers, which you don’t exactly tell her since.. Well you don’t really know yourself. She finds this funny though that you wrote the book but you don’t even know how it ends. But yet gets a bit excited thinking of all the power she has by being your girlfriend… 10/10 WILL crush you with her thighs if you kill off her favorite character.
    Seven:
    • MC CANYOUWRITEME
    • He’s always asking you to write the weirdest shit for him just because you know how? seven I will not write a Yooseven / LOLOL crossover au. and dont break the forth wall youre scaring me.
    • Probably out of everyone he knows how hard it is on you to sit at a desk and stare at a screen when you need to get something done. Hacking and writing are different even if he insists otherwise, writing a small haiku into the programming of your computer to prove his point. *finger guns* why are you like this
    • He hates how you leave for so long to write but he gets its your job. He just wishes it wasn’t. So he gets insanely whiny about it, knocking on your office door and coming in asking “Are you all done now?” almost every five minutes. Luciel. Sh. Focus time.
    • You end up locking him out of the room but he doesnt take that very well and turns to passing notes under the crack of the door;
      “ Are you done now.. .. .. …… . . ”
      With his signature mini seven doodle attached or sometimes a poorly drawn elizabeth the 3rd in the corner. He was distracting you and he knew it, but he never stops until you’re chasing him halfway across the house with a broom to get him to shoo.
    • Eventually he might give up, but thats rare. You have no choice but to let him in and allow him to spin around on a wheely chair while you give him spoilers for upcoming chapters. He always gives you, quite dramatic, feedback; like gasping loudly whenever you say something “ intense ” is going to happen to your characters. Or trying to convince you to kill every single character in a fit of rage and passion. No Saeyoung. No. N'aw.. He thought it would be a great idea.
Being Married to Jeonghan...
  • ok so imagine being married to Jeonghan
  • I imagine him to be a super dorky husband
  • and a lil cringey too lol
  • like he’d wake you up in the mornings with a kiss
  • or a boop on the cheek
  • he’ll keep poking you until you wake up annoyed and you’re like “ughhh jeonghan let me sleep” 
  • and he’s like “good morning lol” and plants a kiss on your cheek 
  • aaaaand he’s already made your morning
  • the two of you would probably make breakfast together since its kinda your thing
  • like you would alternate days on who gets to pick the meal for breakfast
  • “i want pancakes”
  • “nooo jeonghan its my turn to pick we’re having waffles”
  • *pouts*
  • he ends up loving the waffles and wants to make them everyday and it starts to get old and you’re like wHY 
  • anyways
  • you two would always reserve weekends for dates
  • you two do all sorts of things
  • like go to art museums or gardens or parks
  • or the typical movie and dinner
  • but its always an adventure with jeonghan
  • like when you went to the garden for a date
  • it was his idea to take aesthetic pictures of each other
  • and boy did those photos look amazing
  • you two looked beautiful among all the flowers
  • and for your birthday
  • Jeonghan pretended to forget and you being your naive self really thought he did lol
  • but before you could get all sad and stuff jeonghan surprises you and hands you a collage of all the aesthetic pictures the two of you took that day.
  • you cried i mean i would too because its freaking jeonghan being a sweetheart
  • and as he hugged your crying form he did that classic jeonghan smile and it was so pure
  • sometimes you two would get into deep late night talks
  • and it was really comforting to know that you both could rely on each other to be shoulders to cry on
  • one night the deep talk somehow got to the topic of kids
  • jeonghan admitted he kind of felt scared about being a father
  • and you’re like don’t you have a bunch of kids already aka 17
  • he’s like “yeah but that’s different”
  • “what about Chan?”
  • “true but you know like a kid from me and you”
  • cue a blush from you
  • he blushes a lil omg so cute
  • and you’re like “i guess we’ll have some whenever we’re both ready”
  • and he’s like “are you ready?”
  • “…yes”
  • “whoa really????”
  • “yeah and I think you’ll be an amazing father. You’re just underestimating yourself.”
  • he thinks for a bit and he’s like “sure why not lol”
  • that was an aju nice night
  • soon you figure out you’re in fact pregnant
  • jeonghan kind of fangirls
  • “OIWEFSNKNRGJ IM GONNA BE A DAD”
  • “YOU WERE TERRIFIED TO BE ONE LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO”
  • now that you’re pregnant jeonghan is more protective of you
  • he tries to look out for you as much as possible making sure you’re safe and well
  • sometimes he’d make the members look out for you
  • one time you went to victoria’s secret cause you thought you grew a little bigger
  • and you saw the best sight ever
  • chan awkwardly standing and being surrounded by all these bras and panties and a blush spreading across his face
  • you burst out laughing in the store and everyone stared and once they saw who you were laughing at they stared at chan
  • chan: i uh um *runs out store*
  • you tell jeonghan what happened and he dies laughing too but remembers to remind chan not to be awkward and that he is always his first baby
  • a few months later you find out the baby’s gender
  • its a girl!!!
  • both of you freaked out in happiness
  • jeonghan wanted to go baby shopping after that appointment
  • you guys ended up buying a bunch of cute smol baby clothes
  • and a crib
  • you two basically bought an entire nursery
  • jeonghan suggested the nursery be painted rose quartz and serenity
  • and you’re like hell yeah
  • and that nursery is the most aesthetically pleasing nursery ever omg
  • then the baby shower came
  • all the seventeen members were invited of course
  • they made the event fun and there was even a karaoke machine with all of their songs
  •  you’re like i love this song
  • ahem
  • so they brought gifts
  • Seungcheol bought a car seat. what a responsible dad
  • josh got a smol seventeen onesie aww
  • jun got a mini version of that carrot costume he wore on ofd omg
  • soonyoung got a cute lil hamster plushie with 10:10 eyes and said its supposed to remind the baby about her fav uncle
  • wonwoo got a smol version of that plushie with glasses that was supposed to be him in aju nice era and said that the baby will end up liking this gift over soonyoung’s
  • jihoon got a soft blanket with seventeen’s logo on it with a matching bib along with a seventeen poster to hang up in the nursery
  • seokmin got a bunch of baby toys so the baby would never be bored and stay happy like him :)
  • mingyu brought a bongbong plushie that was probably about the same size as the baby once she was born! 
  • minghao bought a mini kermit like that keychain he has along with a smol baby sized sunglasses. he told jeonghan to make sure she dabs in them
  • Seungkwan got a baby t shirt that said “seungkwan stan”
  • hansol got a stitch stuffed toy
  • chan got a onesie that said “jeonghan’s baby” to clarify that he is not his baby when in fact his own daughter is
  • you gushed at all the gifts so much that your hormonal ass started crying
  • “aww dont cry (y/n)!” said jeonghan as he hugged you
  • the members copied jeonghan and you all ended up in a giant group hug
  • you were so thankful though 
  • then the day finally came
  • your water breaks!!
  • you’re like uhhh whAT DO I DO
  • so you scream for your husband
  • “y/n what happened?”
  • “uhhh my water just broke???”
  • “oh. OH!”
  • you two make it to the hospital and you felt like you were dying
  • so you decided to take it out on jeonghan
  • you squeezed his hand so hard you were surprised when it was still attached to his arm afterwards
  • anyways your daughter finally arrives!!!
  • yay!!!
  • and jeonghan is smiling but tears are flowing down his face
  • it was a beautiful sight
  • a tiredly attractive crying smiling jeonghan holding his tiny newborn daughter for the first time
  • you cried too
  • then the baby cried
  • but omg you both fell in love with your daughter
  • you two agreed on naming her (d/n)
  • and seventeen fanboyed when they saw her for the first time
  • jeonghan was so protective omg he would make sure they were holding her right 
  • the nurse took a family photo and even one including seventeen
  • those two pictures are framed in (d/n)’s room!
  • when you both came home jeonghan didn’t expect to lose so much sleep
  • he’s normally sleepy af and he’s even tireder with his beautiful daughter screaming at 3 am
  • he’s a secret gentleman so he tells you to go back to sleep when she starts crying
  • just because you two are parents doesn’t mean everything you used to do is on hold.
  • you started continuing date nights after (d/n) was a few months old and trusted seventeen to babysit her
  • you and jeonghan always took family photos
  • and the both of you were obsessed with your daughter
  • matching family outfits happened often
  • one date you two decided to go to the aesthetic garden and recreate the aesthetic pictures except this time you each held (d/n)
  • and for jeonghan’s birthday you gave him a collage similar to the one he made you except it included the updated pictures with (d/n)
  • he was so happy omg
  • overall a happy marriage
  • you two ended up having another kid and it was a girl this time too!
  • the both of you watched them grow up 
  • aww
  • and as time passed, you and jeonghan loved each other more and more each day
  • honestly jeonghan is the cutest husband
  • and funnest
  • god i love him
BTS as Kingsman (Jimin)

Originally posted by sugamysavagebaby

-Okay um so we all know jimin is a whole ass graceful gazelle when he’s dancing.

-So imagine him KICKING SOME ASS

-Jimin is definietly a field work kind of guy

-Out in the field his codename is Kay (yes, that is one of the actual codenames of a kingsman)

-The other guys like to really mess with him for his codename

-‘I can’t believe you fuckers sent a job application to kay jewlers using my codename and my REAL EMAIL ARE YOU STUPID’

-They literally call him anything except his codename like ‘Okay’ ‘k’ ‘okey’ ‘kk’  ‘

-Jimin does not fuck with all of that

-Insert 5 kingsman groaning on the floor bc jimin just fucked them up in record time

-Okay no really jimin is so flexible and quick on his feet.

-Hes literally in and out when it comes to missions

-You’ll never see him coming bc he’s so quiet. You’ll be dead before you even realize someone is in the room with you

-His favorite weapon is the really fancy dress shoes that have a poisonous knife in the tip that comes out when you tap your feet together

-He doesn’t really carry any other weapons on his person unless instructed to by arthur

-LETS GET INTO THIS STORY GUYS

-So lee junhyuk is dead and lee somin has caught on that someone is after her so there have been a series of small but serious crimes around town and the kingsman are worried that all these small things are leading up to something big so they have gawain gather some intel and galahad gets into somin’s files meanwhile lancelot, percival, and kay train

-Tristan is off on a v important secret mission

-Gotta keep them abs and muscles in working condition you know

-Speaking of…

-JIMINS ABS HOT DAMN YOU KNOW THAT ONE PICTURE WHERE YOONGI IS USING JIMINS ABS TO WASH HIS CLOTHES? SAME.

-Relatable af

-Anyway arthur approaches the guys and he’s like ‘ which one of you wants to go kidnap Lee Somin’s best friend and interrogate her to see what she knows.

-And jimins like ‘me me me pick me me me me’

-And arthur wants literally ANYONE ELSE bc jimin is a really soft interrogator and he uses unconventional methods. He flirts and does skiniship and it even get to the point where its like ‘ill make you feel good if you tell me what i want’ but it works???? And that Bothers!arthur!a!little!bit!

-But nobody else really wants to do it so arthur reluctantly chooses jimin to do it

-THIS MANS IS SO EXCITED

-Bc oh my gosh its been forever since he last got to interrogate someone FINALLY

-LIVING IT UP B YEESSSSSSSS

-SO arthur gives jimin a file and its full of like stuff about you.

-Btw thanks to gawain for getting all this info

-So it has your full name

-Your birthday

-Your address

-A picture

-Your usual daily routine

-The names of your pets

-Your grandmothers neighbors bestfriends kids favorite snack (you babysit sometimes, HES A WHOLE BABY)

-You get it right?

-ITS LIKE EVERYTHING

-Gawain is thorough

-So its a saturday night and you’re supposed to be at home doing absolutely nothing but chilling in a large t shirt and fuzzy socks with a giant bowl of chips while you watch a movie

-That is what gawain has gathered at least after watching you for a month straight to figure out your patterns and whatnot

-So of course jimin is like ‘easy peasy ill use my dashing good looks and be out of here with the girl in no time’

-Cue jimin pushing a button in the v fancy kingsman vehicle so it seems like its broken down conveniently in front of your home.

-He just kind of unbuttons the top two buttons of his shirt and does THE THING™ with his hair

-KNOCK KNOCK GIRL (knock knock knock knock knock on my door)

-Jimin shoves his hands in his pockets and stares at the ground (cause he don’t know he’s beautiful IF ONLY YOU SAW WHAT I COUlD SEE YOU’D UNDERSTAND WHY I WANT YO-…okay thats done) as you open the door and hes REVVING TO GO AT IT

-Lets get my interrogation on girl

-He looks up completely prepared to speak actual human words but he cannot

-Bc here you are F/N L/N

-Beautiful as HECK

-With your shirt covered with what he assumes is

-Baby food

-AND A WHOLE BABY IN YOUR ARMS. HE!! CRYING!!!! Baby cry!!!!! (you got roped into emergency baysitting btw he not your baby but i love baby )

-ABORT MISSION THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN

-He was supposed to kidnap you but what he gonna do with this baby

-Why do you even have this baby in the first place it is saturday night. YOUR NIGHT. Not baby night

-You’re a lil confused bc why is this cute boy standing outside your door at 9 pm

-And oh my gosh you’re covered in baby food

-And the baby is still very much crying

-‘Can i help you with something?’

-Jimin snaps out of it and GETS IT TOGETHER BOY

-‘Yeah, actually my car kind of broke down in front of your house and my phone is dead. I was wondering if i could maybe make a call’

-What he really wanted to say was put the baby away and let me kidnap you

-‘Your car broke down??? That’s a 2017 Range Rover. How does it just break down?’ you’re bouncing the baby on your hip and jimin is like umm standing there

-‘Oh my god, is that a V6 supercharged or a V8 supercharged? Theses things cost like $80,000 minimum dude.’ you step out of your house and begin heading towards the car meanwhile jimin is SO confused but he follows you anyway bc this is kind of what he had planned (not really?) but minus the baby you know.

-‘I would pay you to let me under the hood of this car or under this car in general but not in a creepy like oops you ran me over and now im under your car kind of way’ jimin is kinda like i’d like to see you UNDER ME, get it?

-EMERGENCY THE FILE DID NOT SAY YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT CARS AND HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE SPECIAL BUTTON THAT MAKES HIS CAR SEEM BROKEN DOWN REALLY DOES

-BINGO. Jimin has an idea.

-‘No need to pay me. If you think you can help me in any way i’ll take it. I’ll pop the hood for you.’

-‘I haven’t been in my dads shop in quite a while but i’ll take a look to see if anything is obviously wrong’

-Jimin runs to the drivers side and pulls the little thing to open the hood you know the thing and he props the hood open using the other thing you know the other thing

-‘Here, i’ll take the little guy off your hands so you can get a better look’

-Jimin is surprised by how FREAKING FAST YOU HAND THIS BABY OVER babysitter of the year everyone

-You’re like leaning in to get a better view of this engine and stuff

-But HOT DAMN JIMIN HAS THE BEST VIEW RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM

-Anyway

-This is it this is what he was going for

-Jimin sets his watch onto the stun feature and BLAM you’re out.

-But now he’s got this baby????? Oh well

-BACK AT HQ

-‘KAY WHAT THE FUCK’

-‘I HAD TO GET HER HERE AND SHE HAD THIS BABY SO I JUST BROUGHT HIM TOO’

-‘HOW’

-‘I CARRIED HIM IN MY ARMS WHILE I DROVE’

-‘THAT IS ILLEGAL’

-Insert nonchalant shrug

-‘I made it here didnt i?’

-At this point you’re coming to and you can tell you’re not at home anymore

-And the chair youre sitting on is COLD AS HECK

-And your arms are???? Tied???? Behind you???

-And

-OH FUCK WHERE IS THE BABY

-‘Hello?? UMM IM MISSING A BABY’

-Here comes the guy from earlier, babyless, and also FUCK THIS GUY

-‘FUCK YOU.’

-‘Woah woah. Keep your fantasies to yourself babe’

-This guy sits across from you in a much more comfortable looking chair

-‘DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO’

-Hes got this smug look on his face and you want to smacK HIM

-‘Okay dollface, listen here. I have something you want’

-Jimin holds up a tablet with the live feed of sleeping baby Donghan

-‘Are you implying you want to father my children? I don’t want kids right now.’

-Jimin wants to facepalm bc are you dumb but also he has to stay serious

-‘I’m talking about him. The kid.’

-‘Oh…oh yeah. Okay’

-‘All you have to do is tell me everything you know about Lee Somin.’

-‘ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. You kidnapped me so that i could tell you about my boring best friend? Are you like in love with her is that what this is about?’

-Jimin is major confused..?????

-‘Lee Somin. Works at the seoul library on weekdays. Volunteers at the animal foundation weekends. Never wants to hang out with me because she’s too busy. Blah blah she’s so boring. She’s my bestfriend but i have to admit you can do a little better’

-!!!!!!!!!!!!What the fuck!!!!!!!!!

-Jimin looks at you with the most confused face ever

-‘What? Is it something i said?’

-‘Are you stupid?’

-‘DONT BE FUCKING RUDE’

-‘Lee Somin is a drug cartel leader’

-‘Are you out of your mind?’

-‘IM SERIOUS’

-‘Umm her dad just died and shes having a bit of a hard time and maybe she’s tried some drugs but for you to think shes a drug cartel leader is like saying I’m an expert in quantum physics. ITS OUTRAGEOUS’

-‘I have proof.’

-‘…bet you don’t’

-‘I DO’

-He tosses a large manila folder onto the table and you stare at him with the most unsatisfied look on your face

-‘Well…look at it’

-‘MY HANDS ARE TIED BEHIND MY BACK’

-‘oh….OH right. Sorry’

-He begins turning pages and reading things out loud along with picture proof and even a few videos that he plays on his ipad and your mind is EVERYWHERE

-YOUR BEST FRIEND WAS A DRUG CARTEL LEADER?

-YOU’RE CRYING

-LIKE WTF

-She’s responsible for countless deaths and kidnapping and drug smuggling oh my gosh last time you met up you, a broke young adult, paid for her meal because she didnt have any cash on heR LYING BITCH

-Its at this point jimin realizes you really had no idea and that this whole thing was a bust

-‘Galahad. Get the serum in here. We’re wiping her memory. She doesn’t need to remember this. What a shame. I was just starting to like you.’

-‘WAIT WHAT. MY MEMORY?’

-Some other dude walks in with a LARGE SYRINGE

-He approaches you and you try to wiggle free of you restraints to no avail bc they’re tight and suddenly youre out again

-Jimin does what he has to do and he gets you and baby donghan back to your place and that’s that. He doesn’t plan on having anymore contact with you. At least not until Somin is out of the picture maybe. But they still have gawain watch you just in case

-LIKE 3 weeks later everyone is chilling and whatnot and suddenly an URGENT EMERGENCY IMMEDIATE NOW TRANSMISSION IS COMING THROUGH FROM GAWAIN

-‘GUYS, 3 vehicles have just pulled up to Y/N’s place. Looks like it could be Somin and she doesn’t look happy’

-Arthur of course sends kay out immediatELY. Lancelot and percival are close behind

-One minute youre getting home from work and eating your dinner and not worrying about anything and the next THERE IS YOUR BFF WITH v intimidating men around her

-‘Umm Somin who are these guys? What are you wearing?’

-‘Don’t act innocent. I know they got to you too. It’s sad really. You were the only person i considered my friend.’

-‘I am your friend! Somin are you okay?’

-‘DROP THE ACT Y/N. I know that you know what I do. Now I have to get rid of you…’SUDDENLY THERE’S A GUN POINTED TO YOUR HEAD WHAT THE FUCK

-‘W-wait. Somin what’s going on with you? Why are you doing this?’ THERE ARE TEARS IN YOUR EYES

-Many tear

-Somin is ready to pull the trigger and you shut your eyes and cover your ears bc you’re like going to die now

-BUT NO GUNSHOT EVER COMES

-INSTEAD THE GUN IS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR

-This man has just kicked the gun out of Somin’s hand.

-BEHOLD THE MIGHTY KAY

-Master of stealth and graceful as a gazelle.

-Nobody noticed him get into the house and prepare himself for that.

-He also manages to knick Somin’s finger with the blade on the tip of his shoe but not enough to kill her with the poison. DARN IT

-LITERALLY EVERYONE SCATTERs BC THEY KNOW THESE ARE THE PPL AFTER SOMIN

-Youre still crying bc any normal person would bc guns are scARY

-Jimin was gonna hold back for a little longer but he saw the gun and he saw how scared you were and he coudnt take it anymore.

-He had to get you out of that v dangerous situation

-You were a good person

-You did not deserve that

-As a highly trained kingsman he still had a hard time dealing with guns so he couldnt imagine how terrifying it must have been for you

-Instead of going after somin he stays with you and just hugs you bc you need that

-Lancelot and percival can take care of the bad guys fleeing

-But right now you just latch onto this guy bc he saved your life

-You thought that was your best friend btu she TRIED TO KILL YOU

-This guy just rubs your back soothingly and you just relax and breathe and listen to his heart beat??? Its calming and steady.

-‘Its okay. You’re safe now. They won’t come back. Not while I’m around’

-‘How long will you be around?’

-The way you look up at him MAKES HIM WANT TO PROTECC YOU FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE LOOK AT THOSE BIG EYES. LOOK AT YOUR LIL SCARED FACE. THAT’S HIS NEW BABY. HE’S SO SOFT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW

-‘As long as you want me around’


A/N: This one ends a lil fluffy and abruptly but thats just how it came out of my head and i also clearly do not edit these so enjoy.