i just couldn't stop myself!

vernon stans
  • *on the outside*: VERNON YOU'RE SUCH A DORK I hATE YOU
  • *on the inside*: precious lil bean in the entire galactic race i love u must protect

Who knows Tolkien’s elvish (Sindarin mode) should understand what Oilell said (And I hope I didn’t screw it, cause I learned it so long ago omg).

4th panel: I love you

9th panel: (that) I love you, dumbass (spelled on “Dumb one”, since all elvish insults using adjectives seem to be built this way :v)

Oilell’s truly speechless lmao

And I think I fell in love with chibis *v*

tbh idk what I’m doing. And now as I look at it, this comic feels shitty. But whatever… xD

“You’re Never Too Old to Reinvent Yourself!”

This is true! Reinvent yourself often as time passes, to avoid suspicion. Forge the necessary paperwork. Create a new identity. Fake your own death. Move to a new country and start over. The possibilities are endless.

– Helpful Abom PSA

if someone ever asks you how you knew you were gay/bi/ace/trans/etc, just come up with the craziest story you can think of on the spot and tell it to them

for example: “oh god, it was right after my first battle. i was struck down by this hulking behemoth. my friends thought i was dead, so they left me on the battlefield. needless to say, they thought i was the devil when i showed up to the tavern the next morn, and i was stoned and run out of town. so i made out to the scottish coast, and survived on my own through the years with my sheep and my half-finished tower until one day, the beautiful ser sean connery rode in on a magnificent stallion, covered in red velvets and gold silks, brandishing a rapier. his horse reared majestically as lightning flashed in the background, and in a booming, ethereal voice he declared “you’re fucking gay”.”

let love bleed red (preview)

Words: 1,521.

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader.

Genre: Vampire!au.

Summary: She is beautiful’, Jungkook thinks, but most certainly not as beautiful as the taste he loves so much.

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