i just cannot with them ok

ok but i want to talk about this.

bts has literally had the biggest fucking gap in votes for this award, like winning shouldn’t even be a question by now. But this? this is just unbelievable. They have. EVERY. SINGLE. REASON. to get this win yet they are STILL crossing fingers they are still hanging on this hope to win like I’m sorry but this level of humbleness is so great, so UNBELIEVABLE like I always knew they were humble but this, this just makes my heart grow 7 times and you cannot tell me not to be annoying about them, not to SHOUT THEIR NAME at the top of my lungs, not to give them my FULL support when they have come SO FAR and yet all they show is STILL those 7 boys from Seoul, Gwangju, Daegu, Busan and Gwacheon 

i fuckin hate classical music playlists because fucking 99% of them are like “music to study to :]” and “relaxing playlist <3″ and “get~inspired” and fucking “instrumental tracks for rainy days” and then they play goddamn strauss tone poems or schumann or Mars or some shit and i want to just quietly take away someone’s computer and chuck it into a goddamn volcano because you know what??????? that’s how your fucking relaxing playlist INSPIRED ME ok buddy i cannot STUDY to fucking SHOSTAKOVICH because i just get distracted planning violent ways to TAKE DOWN THE SOVIET REGIME

On the topic of humans being space oddities bc that’s kind of been my most recent obsession… what if curiosity is a uniquely human thing???

let’s say aliens are real and we meet them and they just do not for the life of them understand why we do half the shit we do because they don’t understand curiosity

Because come on like other alien posts here have said humans are fucking wild we literally build spaceships and rocket ourselves to other planets before we even have the proper technology to do so just because we’re curious to see if there’s life on other planets

When we get up there into space and meet the aliens I can just see them being all like “oh yeah we discovered space travel out of necessity… our planet was going to be absorbed by a nearby supernova so we had to get out of there. How did you humans get to space?”

“Oh… we just… wanted to?? Space seemed cool. We were curious.”

And the aliens are AGHAST because why the fuck would we launch ourselves into a dark endless void out of sheer curiosity rather than necessity??? Especially when life on earth isn’t imminently in danger (not yet anyway, but that’s another post). So many failed attempts and so many struggles – literally half of the scientific world telling us that space travel isn’t possible – and yet we go and do it anyway because we were curious??? Our world was fine we had no reason to leave we just *wanted* to and that’s such a foreign concept to our alien friends

Like imagine one day a crew compromised of a group of aliens and one human are exploring unknown terrain and they approach a very dark, foreboding cave. The crew really doesn’t need to go in it, so they plan on just passing by to avoid it, but the human stops them

“Wait hold on guys, I wanna see what’s in there. I’ll be right out,” human Lena says before plunging into darkness

And the aliens ARE FREAKING YHE FUCK OUT because why would their human do that???? Is she secretly dying and she needs to find the cure in the cave?! Is there some kind of hidden secret in there that needs to be discovered for the sake of humanity??? She’s putting her life in danger!!

And human Lena walks out completely unscathed to find the rest of her crew in a total frenzy

“HUMAN LENA WHY DID YOU DO THAT DID YOU NEED TO TAKE A SAMPLE FROM THE CAVE WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ENDANGERED YOUR LIFE”

And human Lena just stares at them confused and says “oh no I was… just curious. Wanted to see if there was anything cool down there.”

“YOU PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER TO FIND SOMETHING ‘COOL’?!?!”

“Yeah man, and it was totally worth it. Here, I found some neat glowing rocks, take one. Oh and also this little fuzzy thing here is my friend now. I found him down there and he reminded me of my dog back at home”

One alien promptly faints because he cannot control this fucking human who brings potentially dangerous animals with her to keep as a pet

Ahh ok but like what if that’s humanity’s “superpower” like our curiosity is the one thing that has kept us going for so long because it’s what spurs so many of our innovations and discoveries 

And eventually all alien crews catch on and all want a human on their crew not just for their ability to survive extreme weather conditions but also because their curiosity often helps the aliens make vital discoveries. All a human has to do is see something and think “gee I wonder what this does” or “if I combine this two things, what will happen?” and bam new amazing life-changing discovery

Of course it also leads to a lot of explosions and trips to the infirmary, but humans are resilient, so everyone is sure we’ll be fine

i’m so sad because there are so many amazing groups that are being slept on right now, y’all let me take u on a journey

  • ok you like groups that make u wanna go hard as fuck??? then listen to 24K
  • even their cute songs have a dope ass beat
  • speaking of damn good beats BIGFLO have a lot of um they get u so pumped and ready 2 go
  • boy groups that can go from cute to deadly in 0.003 seconds?? then high4 are the ones for you
  • groups that have hella dope dance moves, acrobatics and r just complete dorks then hop onto the SPEED train for a life of tears and joy
  • i know u want the weirdest kids that walk this planet that make damn catchy tunes
  • will also love you with everything they have because that’s what MYNAME do
  • OH! and you want to write fanfic about them? no need my lovely, they do it themselves
  • u want there to be instrument playing and beautiful vocals? give Royal Pirates a listen
  • some good head boppin tunes, great rapping and infectious ass dance moves then pls love Cross Gene
  • they also got them intimidating looking members that are actually the biggest fluffballs u know what i mean
  • groups that go hard but also wanna stab u in the feels? u deffo for N.Flying
  • absolute losers that just want to have fun? heck they danced with animated penguins 
  • that’s right u guessed it.. UNIQ
  • oh ok so u want more of a hip hop feel rather than a cute boy group??
  • or maybe not bc they are the dorkiest, shyest lil babies ever. love madtown
  • i don’t even know how to describe hotshot they actually leave me a lil bit speechless they r just so good u will deffo not regret this decision
  • also body rolls for days i tell ya
  • Snuper are those mad dorks that u will fall in love with in all of 2 seconds, good luck
  • did u hear face off by A6P?? just listen to it u will be jamming for weeks
  • and the concept was so good
  • pls come back babies i miss u
  • B.I.G just give off a vibe that make u love them, take these losers in as ur own they r ur children now also all their songs are SO catchy
  • not to mention the hit song hello that will always have a special place in my heart
  • r cute girl groups ur weakness?? because my dear u will love Laboum
  • what about a group that work with whatever sound they take? also got some hot vocals and some nice beats to get u up or just to chill and jam to whatever u feelin BIGSTAR got it
  • i also just wanted to include hot boy because it’s the song of the century ok
  • boys republic just put so much into making some good tunes and some damn amazing mv’s like that shit is just so nice to look at i cannot recommend them enough i’m !!!!!!!!
  • M Crown??? That’s all i should have to say really just go listen to them
  • cute but not so cute boy groups? u feel me? also some good dancers and can work them hips oh my god i got u covered with halo
  • speaking of dancing if u into that then check out romeo plus they’re just so fun sounding and such a feel good listen !!!!
  • ok so back to the girl groups, u want a bit more after the cuteness. my friends, sonamoo are waiting for you 
  • what about the biggest dorks on this planet?? no i’m serious
  • i mean sure there is some questionable styling choices but u won’t even care when you listen to topp dogg because DAMN
  • also throw back to when they got brazilian waxes because i feel the world needs this trust me ok
  • the sweetest group to walk this god damn earth (also the dork level is pretty high) but hella pushed aside by their company
  • but still make absolute bangers from cute to sexy u got it all
  • why r boyfriend still not loved???
  • and finally, the ones most of you will know
  • stop
  • ignoring
  • infinite
  • dammit

ok i think i’m done, pls add more because there’s so many good groups out there that i want to know about too 

I AM SO OVERWHELMED BY THE FEELINGS IN MY HEART RIGHT NOW. MY TINY HEART IS TOO TINY FOR THIS NONSENSE LIKE WHAT IN THE FUCK

EMMA IS MAKING FUCKING PANCAKES

IN A ROBE AND WE ALL FUCKING KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THE NIGHT BEFORE WHILE KILLIAN WALKS UP BEHIND HER IN AN UNBUTTONED VEST WHICH LBR IS BASICALLY HIM BEING NAKED LIKE THE NUMBER OF LAYERS ON THIS MAN AT ALL TIMES IS ABSURD BUT LIKE

THIS IS TOO MUCH. I CANNOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT IT.

THIS IS LIKE THE FUCKING SUN. I AM BLINDED BY THE JOY AND THE HAPPINESS AND THE CONTENTMENT AND THE WAY HE’S GRINNING INTO HER SKIN AND THE WAY SHE BITES HER LIP. THIS IS AHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP

AND SHE LIKE FUCKING POUNCES ON HIM AND HER HANDS DON’T FUCKING STOP MOVING AND HER LIPS ARE SO INSISTENT AND 

SHE KEEPS FUCKING PULLING HIM CLOSER AND CLOSER AND WHAT T H E F U C KKKKK I CANNOT HANDLE THIS EVEN A LITTLE

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW WILD HER HAIR IS? SHE CLEARLY JUST WOKE UP AND CAME DOWN TO MAKE THEM BOTH PANCAKES BECAUSE THEY MUST BE STARVING AND HE GOT DRESSED HALF WAY AND CAME DOWN TO FIND HER WHEN HE SMELLED ALL THE NICE THINGS AND THEN HE SEES HER WITH HER HAIR ALL WILD AND HER FACE ALL FRESH AND GLOWY AND HAPPY AND WHO CAN BLAME HIM FOR WANTING TO KISS HER OK?

OK BUT WHAT KILLS ME THE DEADEST IS THAT SHE PULLS AWAY JUST SO SHE CAN LOOK AT HIM. CLEARLY SHE WANTS TO KEEP KISSING HIM BUT IN THAT MOMENT, SHE NEEDS SO SEE HIS FACE, TO SEE AGAIN HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER AND WHAT SHE HAS NOW AND I CANNOT LOOK AT HIS SMILE THIS IS TOO MUCH *SHIELDS EYES*

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. I THINK SHE LOVES HIM.

AND I THINK HE LOVES HER.

SHE’S SO FUCKING HAPPY AND SHE LOOKS SO YOUNG HERE AND SO HAPPY AND IN LOVE AND SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCH OMG

HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER BECAUSE WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT RIGHT? 

AND THEN SHE’S LIKE FUCK WAIT MUST GET BACK TO THE KISSING. HE’S SO GOOD AT THE KISSING. MUST TOUCH SOFT LIPS AGAIN.

AND UGH IT STARTS SO SOFT BUT PICKS UP SO FUCKING QUICK LIKE WTF AND HE JUST RESPONDS WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT LIKE THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME BECAUSE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND WANT EACH OTHER SO MUCH, IT MAKES MY HEART MELT ALSO SEEING THAT RING ON HER FINGER IS HURTING MY EYES AGAIN.

THE HANDS, THE HANDSSSSSS

WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE POOR FANGIRLS?! WHY WOULD YOU KISS THIS WAY?! WITH THE FRANTIC PULLING EACH OTHER CLOSER AND THE HANDS THAT WON’T STOP TOUCHING. WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME THIS WAY YOU ASSHOLES?!

I CAN’T TAKE IT BECAUSE THEY’RE SMILING THE ASSHOLES DO THEY NOT KNOW WHAT THIS IS DOING TO MY SMALL TINY HEART?!

TO HELL WITH THE PANCAKES. YASSS EMMA, YASSSSS.

AND SHE FUCKING PUSHES HIM INTO THE TABLE AND SHE’S PROBABLY BETWEEN HIS LEGS RIGHT NOW AND HIS HAND IS RUNNING UP AND DOWN HER BACK AND HIS HOOK IS HOLDING HER STEAD BECAUSE SHE CANNOT STOP MOVING HER HANDS

AND LIKE FUCKING SOMEONE HAS TO KEEP THEM FROM FALLING ONTO THE TABLE BUT BY THE LOOKS OF IT, EMMA TOTALLY WANTS KILLIAN TO FALL ONTO HIS BACK RIGHT THERE OK?! LIKE NOPE LET’S JUST DO THE DO RIGHT HERE. SMOOSHING BOOTIES ON THE DINING TABLE.

AND LOL THE SHOCK! THEY’RE SO DAZED THIS IS HILARIOUS

AND KILLIAN SAYING LIKE OH YOUR MOTHER HAS A KEY. THAT’S GOOD INFORMATION. YES OK. TRY TO CALM DOWN NOW.

THE SHOCK AND THE WIDE EYES LOLOLOL

BUT OK I FUCKING LOVE HOW EMMA JUST LOOKS AMUSED PRETTY MUCH THROUGH THIS WHOLE EXCHANGE BECAUSE THOUGH SHE REALLY, REALLY WANTS TO DO THE DO WITH HER FIANCE IN THEIR HOUSE (WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID WE GET HERE FROM CLIMBING A BEANSTALK TOGETHER ONE TIME FUCK FUCK FUCKKKK) 

SHE NEVER THOUGHT SHE’S HAVE THIS EITHER? HER MOTHER ACCIDENTALLY WALKING IN ON THEM AND LIKE IT’S LIKE EMBARRASSING OR WHATEVER BUT SHE’S JUST SO FUCKING HAPPY TO HAVE ALL THIS IN HER LIFE NOW? THESE MOMENTS OF PEACE AND LOVE AND SILLINESS

AND LOL SHE’S LIKE NOOOO AND KILLIAN IS LIKE HAHAHA YES WE WERE ABOUT TO BANG YOUR MAJESTY. I HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM RN LOL ALSO I LOVE THAT THOUGH SNOW IS RIGHT THERE, EMMA STRAIGHT UP DOEAN’T MOVE FOR FUCKING AGES AND JUST KEEPS RUNNING HER HANDS OVER KILLIAN’S SHOULDERS, SOOTHING HIM  AND TOUCHING HIM STILL AND KILLIAN’S HAND DOESN’T MOVE FROM HER WAIST EITHER

LIKE DESPITE THE DISCOMFORT, IT’S ALSO SUCH A COMFORTABLE MOMENT?! IT’S SO DOMESTIC AND ORDINARY AND EMMA IS STILL STROKING KILLIAN’S ARM HERE AND I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN *CRIES TEARS OF BLOOD* AND THEY ONLY FUCKING STAND WHEN SNOW IS LIKE UMM PANCAKES LOLOL

AND THIS ASSHOLE LOLOLOL HE IS SO UNAMUSED. I’VE LOST MY APPETITE. BRACING FUCKING SHOWER HE SAYS  LOLOLOL

THIS CHEEK KISS, THE PANCAKES, THE KILLIAN’S HAND ON HER WAIST AGAIN. THE DOMESTICITY OF IT ALL

LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE IS. DO YOU SEE IT? DO YOU SEE THE JOY IN HER EYES?! SHE’S SO HAPPY GODDAMNIT

*THROWS ALL THE THINGS*

THIS IS TOO MUCH. I CANNOT HANDLE THIS. FUCKING FUCK FUCKKK

Because no artist ever has ever done a midnight drop with NO warning?….Oh right yeah lets just remove Drag Me Down because it doesn’t fit all the top notch Music management, PR and marketing execs we have in this fandom!

You cannot compare Louis Tomlinson surprise dropping a single right now as a solo artist with One Direction’s release of Drag Me Down. 

Louis on his own does not have the same name recognition as 1D. He doesn’t have the name recognition Harry, Zayn, or even Niall, have.

His public profile has been focused on his ‘personal life’ rather than on his music and him as an artist. So much of his press uses headlines referring to his stunts rather than his music. Even when he has articles about his music, it’s rare not to get stunt mentions, while the opposite is not true; articles about his stunts frequently do not even mention his music.

And he’s been largely MIA since the abrupt end of the minimal promotion there was for his debut single. And tell me it wasn’t minimal and uninspired and full of undermining ‘mistakes’ when comparing it to Niall or Liam’s?

Just Like You got a few articles upon release and two very dismissive ones about the music video from Billboard and BBC before disappearing.

KEY 103 LIVE got one or two articles, one referred to him as ‘Freddie’s dad’, the other from the radio station itself didn’t even get the songs he performed at their own event right but included a whole paragraph about the kid, and the headline was about his fatherhood.

Explain to me why his website hasn’t been upgraded since it was created, and hasn’t been updated since the release of Back To You; why he gets papped with his beard but not leaving or arriving at the studio; why he doesn’t interact with any artists or music platforms; why he doesn’t attend industry events or participate in schemes that raise his profile; why he hasn’t been a sit down guest in any TV talk show on his own?

As of last week Louis wasn’t on any mediabase request form for US radio except one in Alabama.  

All this does not favor a surprise drop. And even if Miss You does well upon release, as did JLY—which was a surprise drop, actually—it’s all down to the fandom, and his team doesn’t do anything to spread that and use that.

How is it that Niall and Liam both follow patterns of raising their profile and exposing themselves to new audiences and showcasing themselves as artists in and out of social media in preparation to the release of their albums? But not Louis?

Also Louis announced that his next single Miss You would be out in about two weeks in an interview and at the concert. It wasn’t spread afterwards, but it was still technically announced. And if it drops this Friday, the date has actually been up on the Genius website, as well, so it’s not really a surprise drop.

How can you seriously compare that to One Direction, “the biggest boy band in the world” at the height of their fame, with a huge, active, engaged fan base, dropping Drag Me Down without warning while they were in the middle of their last tour? (And it’s not like 1D had spectacular promo, either, by the way.)

Let’s break this down for the little minds who don’t want to remember people like me exist tho.


First off, let’s discuss “community bars and clubs” vs “community spaces that are not bars and clubs.”


Fun and social community spaces are obviously needed. And no, not for the sole reason of getting hookups, don’t fucking be like that. Those spaces only existing as bars and clubs is immediately non accessible to a lot of people.


So why are these places non accessible?

Disabled people (I don’t have the energy to be out for very long at all unless I’m sitting down and not taxing myself.) Nd people (I have anxiety and depression that’s triggered by being in close places packed with people. A bar might be OK, a club is a no go.) Poor people (I cannot afford bars, or the drive to them, as all the places with liqueur licenses are a half hour+ drive into the city.) And minors (on average most bars and clubs don’t allow people under 18 if the age limit isn’t already 21.) cannot get into these places a lot.


What are people like that supposed to do? People with other hindrances that don’t allow them into these spaces?


Regular community events and organizations can be just as inaccessible. First thing that comes to mind? I am in the closet and dependent on my queerphobic family, and I cannot drive anywhere alone. I literally cannot ask to be driven to LGBT+ centers and events. I am cut off.


You know what I can do? Ask to be taken to a cafe. A book store. A regular looking place that cishet people may not immediately be suspicious of, but that I know is safe for me to be open, relax, and socialize without the pressure of alcohol, late nights, and sexual expectations.


Even if I can’t keep suspicion off that place, they are ten times more likely to be situated in accessible areas I can pretend to go to instead, rather than the pub lined areas of town that are obvious and my parents would never take me.


The suggestion of “just go to a normal cafe/bookstore etc” is just as thoughtless and callous as saying “there should be no gay bars.” Even if we can’t go to bars and clubs and events, we need to have spaces set out for us where we can be open and safe.


Are we not worth consideration? Are people like me supposed to be left stranded and isolated, because what? The idea of places like LGBT+ cafes is annoying to you for some reason?


Literally the ONLY reason is that you don’t want people like me to have access. Restricting access means you want filtered people in your spaces, that people like me are unwanted. That we don’t deserve a space.


You cannot be against LGBT+ quiet spaces like cafes without being against disabled, nd, poor, closeted, and underage people having community access.

FUCKING FUCK KILL ME DEAD. FIRST OF ALL, I AM LEAVING CAPSLOCK ON FOR THIS BECAUSE I HAVE ZERO CHILL.

DID YOU SEE HOW SHE GREETED HIM? RAN DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS TO KISS HIM, SHE DID AND HOW MUCH D’YOU WANNA BET SHE’D BEEN SITTING ON THE EDGE OF THEIR BED JUST TURNING THE RING AROUND IN HER HANDS OVER AND FUCKING OVER, HER EYES MISTING OVER BECAUSE FUCK HER TRUE LOVE WANTS TO MARRY HER AND THEN DING! THERE HE WAS, CALLING HER NAME!

AND THIS ASSHOLE, DRINKING RUM ALL FUCKING DAY GETTING READY TO SPILL HIS GUTS HAS NO FUCKING IDEA THAT SHE ALREADY HAS THE RING, HAS ALREADY IMAGINED SAYING YES, IS STANDING THERE WITH TEARS JUST WAITING TO FUCKING FALL

AND SHE’S LIKE AWW WHAT’S UP YOU 

AND THEN SHE’S LIKE I KNOW WHAT YOU WANNA SAY/ASK ME. YES. I SAY YES. RIGHT FUCKING NOW. YES.

AND THIS DORK IS LIKE UMM, WHAT’S THE QUESTION OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD BECAUSE HE HAS NO FUCKING IDEA AT THAT POINT

LOL I LOVE THAT EMMA SWAN SURPRISES HIM LIKE THIS. THAT SHE SOMEHOW FOUND HIS FUCKING RING

HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA BET SHE JUST FUCKING FOUND IT OK? SHE IS STILL CARRYING IT IN HER HANDS. LIKE SHE FOUND THE RING AND WAS LIKE OMG YES THIS MUCT HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY. I WILL ASK HIM MYSELF LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. MUST MARRY MY PIRATE IMMEDIATELY.

THIS ADORABLE. HOW WOULD HE EVER BE MAD AT YOU?

HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY HE FUCKING LOOKS AT YOU?

THIS THOUGH. THIS MOMENT KILLED ME DEAD SO FUCKING MUCH I CANNOT DEAL WITH THE WAY HER VOICE CRACKS. SHE IS SO VULNERABLE WITH HIM. SHE’S SO FUCKING IN LOVE GODDDDAMIT I HATE EVERYTHING

AND THIS ASSHOLE. LOOK OK. IS THIS THE BEST THING HE COULD HAVE DONE? OR THE BRAVEST? OR THE MOST HONOURABLE? NO. NO IT IS NOT. BUT HE LOVES THIS WOMAN SO FUCKING MUCH AND HE IS SO SO SO FUCKING AFRAID THAT HE MIGHT LOSE HER, THAT HE TAKES THIS CHANCE. THERE IS SUCH A DESPERATE LOVE ABOUT HIM AND I CANNOT HELP BUT UNDERSTAND IT.

THE TEARS IN HER EYES THOUGH GODDDAMNIT. SHE’S BEEN HOLDING THEM IN FOR SO LONG I BET AND NOW THEY’RE JUST OUT LIKE D’YOU THINK SHE EVER THOUGHT SHE’D HAVE THIS? STANDING IN HER OWN HOUSE AND THE LOVE OF HER LIFE TELLING HER HE WANTS TO BE WITH HER AS LONG AS THEY BOTH SHALL LIVE????

WHAT DO YOU SAY? I KNOW I RUINED THE SURPRISE BUT WHAT DO YOU SAY? THIS IS CODE FOR EMMA SWAN ASKING KILLIAN JONES TO MARRY HER. SHE ASKED HIM. THIS IS MY STORY AND I AM STICKING TO IT.

FUCK THE LOVE IN HIS EYES.

FUCK THIS NONSENSE HE IS LOOKING UP AT HER AND KNEELING AND FUCKKK

LOOK AT THAT DAMNED SMILE. THAT FUCKING GLOWING FUCKING AHHHHH

EMMA SWAN, WILL YOU MARRY ME? [SCREECHING IN THE DISTANCE]

I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. MY HEART IS TOO TINY. IT CANNOT HANDLE THIS LOVE.

YESSSS YES YES YE SYES NO STOP IT RIGHT NOW

THE SPIN KISS

OF THE MILLENIUM

THE ANSWER TO LIFE

THE UNIVERSE AND FUCKING EVERYTHING. I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS FUCKING NONSENSE I AM SO MAD

HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING TINY CHILD I CANNOT

AND OF COURSE THE FINAL FRAME OF ANGST. GOD I LOVE THEM.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT I HAVE HAD THE HONOUR TO BE ALIVE TODAY IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD, TWO THOUSAND SEVENTEEN ON THE BLESSED DAY OF MARCH 19TH AND TO BEAR WITNESS TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.

NOTHING WILL TOP THIS.

EXCEPT PERHAPS THE FUCKING WEDDING.

[SCREAMS INTO THE SUN]

*CRIES*

in that 1 thomas sanders video with yogurt i bet prince never had the intention of doing it properly with anxiety prince just wanted to fucking spit at him like an infant and he did

Sons of a Thunder Storm (Part Two)

Part One

AN: Um sooo more Ragnarssons’ in modern time xD They’ll be the death of the reader


Before you’d gone to bed you showed the boys how to make breakfast and to your horror there was nothing but a huge mess left for you when you got up. “Where is everyone?” You asked Ivar who was glued to the TV.

“They went to bathe, there was noticeable concern about us leaving mess everywhere so my brothers have gone to the pond to wash.” He muttered without looking at you.

“What!” This had him looking away for a second as you hopped about putting your tatty crocks on and ran through your back garden, finding the fence had been moved so the boys could get to your neighbor’s pond.

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latin grammatical constructions and how sexy they are

ablative absolute: okay i’ll admit they are pretty sexy and i can see the appeal but they’re too high brow like u’d take an ablative absolute to dinner and introduce your parents but u don’t get off.  7/10

indirect statement: nonono such a turnoff. -1/10

indirect question: i feel like u gotta be in the right mood but yh i gs these are kinda sexy. 6/10

indirect command: the indirect question’s sexier older brother. 8/10

relative clauses: uhhhhhhhh the sexiest. cannot get over how peng these are like i see a qui quae quod and boiiii 😝😝😝 10/10

result clause: ohh the building of the tension right from that signpost word up until u see the subjunctive… very good 8/10

purpose clause: ok if they’re positive then only 5/10 but if they’re negative a solid 9/10 there’s just something about a ‘ne’ u know???

conditional clause: mm not too sexy and also. i don’t trust them they just feel a bit shady? 4/10

gerundive: these are Hot omg definitely that ‘nd’ gets me going. 8/10

i had a flashback to the above exchange after reading the most recent tweets-

fuckin mr planned out practical and concise boy whiskey vs “uhhhhh idk sure ok sounds fun” tango

like whiskeys just “im gonna do things This Way Specifically because that is The Most Sensible and Works”

tango: im gonna wing it

whiskey: [short circuits] [cannot Deal w/tango’s casual approach to life] [steals last of the pie]

also bitty with the relatable content-

I WANNA INTRODUCE YOU TO MY GIRL KHUTULUN

Originally posted by lyannaladyofiron

You might recognise her from ‘Marco Polo’ 

  • She was a real person who lived in Central Asia around 1260 - 1300. 
  • She and her dad (#dreamteam) terrorised Kubilai Khan’s empire, the Golden Horde, AND the Il-Khanate of Persia
  • literally, these ppl controlled central for HALF A CENTURY and THREE OF THE BIGGEST EMPIRES ON EARTH couldn’t stop them
  • marco polo was so fucken impressed by Khutulun’s fighting skills, he described her as a “superb warrior” who snatched men “like a hawk”
  • she refused to marry dudes unless they could beat her in wrestling, AND THEY COULDN’T
  • she asked each dude to wager 100 horses before they fought her, and she grew THE LARGEST HORSE HERD in asia at the time doing it
  • literally, thousands of horses
  • accurately - 10,000 horses
  • thats a lot of goddamn horses
  • all from dudes she beat at wrestling
  • her dad once sat her down like, “listen baby you’re my favourite child but i gotta get you married or shit will be said about me. listen. please. khutulun. please. stop beating up all your suitors”
  • and khutulun was like, “okay. okay, i’ll try”
  • and in the middle of the fight with this new guy (who bet 1000 horses that he could beat her, what a dumbass), she was so incensed by his shoddy fighting skills that she basically went “okay i canNOT NOT FIGHT WHAT THE SHIT MY DUDE” and beat his ass into the ground
  • “Marco Polo” lied cuz khutulun’s eventual husband never could beat her at wrestling
  • she was described as “powerfully built” and my poor lil queer heart cant handle it ok just imagine this mongolian goddess
  • she had FOURTEEN BROTHERS and listen, im not saying she beat all of them but listen, she beat all of them
  • her dad almost got her to be the next khan
  • after her death, she was considered the last nomadic warrior princess
  • where is my biopic about her
  • KHUTULUN
  • Person: Hey what's up?
  • Me: The star wars rebels season four trailer just dropped, and I've watched it like 70 times, and Ezra has a jetpack, and Sabine is slaying, and KANERA IS HAPPENING, and I am severely concerned about all of them, especially the blueberry, and there's so many explosions that may potentially hurt the fam and that cannot happen and this is one of the last star wars rebels trailers ever AND I'M NOT OK.

Please, PLEASE take your rat to the vet if you’re worried about them. I, as well as the blog’s followers (for the most part), are not professionals and cannot give you proper veterinary advice.

EDIT: I deleted the home treatment post because I don’t feel comfortable having it up - although the submitter may have lots of experience with home care, a lot of people don’t and I’m a huge believer in “it’s better to be safe than sorry” and really advise you to take your rat/s to the vet if they are ill.
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I cannot animate, ok, do not look at me! I have no idea how that works!
Also, Hooray for Navy. That other doodle I made when I felt bad Navy and Army were separated after all that effort. Doc screams and nobody can hear it. I am so mad at Ametoots not givin a flip about her potential cheerleaders that I just draw a lot of fluff?? To Cope?? Anyway she is annoying the heck outta them and Doc got enough of this attraction! MOVE!