i just can't with this penguin


I got this idea, and I thought I was going to regret it, but about halfway through making it I realised that I don’t regret it at all.

it was supposed to be a simple sketch at first but apparently sidney crosby does not approve of doing anything by halves

referenced from those gifs 


title: Mine Now

author: aclosetlarryshipper

word count: 32k

After Harry is expelled from private school, he joins a secret competition to get back at the boy who made it happen.


This is the story of how Harry finds himself pouting in Louis’ passenger seat with a raging boner on the way to seduce his ex boyfriend.

a concept: oswald and edward get married and it’s this big public spectacle that everyone in gotham is invited to (because you know oswald would) and jim spends the entire day running around trying to figure out what kind of evil scheme this “wedding” is acting as a cover for because there’s no way penguin would just be marrying nygma, right??? what’s really going on here??? and Antics Ensue

(of course in the end he figures out what’s going on…they’re in love. wtf is up with this city.)

have some more gross domestic headcanons for nygmobblepot. (side note: why on earth do a pair of murderers just scream DOMESTICITY???)

  • oswald cooking ed his mother’s goulash recipe and ed loving it and asking for seconds b/c goddammit oswald is a good cook i don’t care what grace said
  • ed still calling oswald “mr. penguin” but in a low, sultry, voice while giving him bedroom eyes and oswald just melting
  • ed sometimes suffering from hallucinations and hearing voices, and he starts muttering to himself or looking at things that aren’t there, and oswald just takes his hand and whispers “ed, look at me,” and makes ed focus on him until the hallucinations stop
  • oswald heart eyesing like crazy while ed rambles about some lame science fact and not even listening just staring at him adoringly
  • oswald in a v. important crime meeting, accidentally calling ed his boyfriend instead of his chief of staff and zsasz just goes “i knew it”
  • ed pinning oswald down on the bed and kissing him b/c ed is so tol and oswald is so smol and i just can’t get that adorable image out of my head
  • ed being bilingual and understanding what oswald’s maid is saying so she and ed just have these long chats and pretend they’re talking about oswald, occasionally glancing over at him and grinning, until oswald storms off in a mood. when, in fact, ed reveals later that he was telling her how much he loves oswald
  • any scenario in which they have to be in public together and they have to resist the urge not to stand too close or hold hands or make gross heart eyes at each other b/c the media will talk but let’s face it the whole of gotham already knows
  • ed leaning on oswald’s shoulders from behind him and kissing the nape of his neck

I have never seen the full version of this photo until today and let’s I’m not disappointed

Don’t get me wrong, like what you like, but am i the only one who hates how some people portray Oswald Cobblepot on here as some ultra-sensitive, always blushing crybaby?

do you ever start to think about actual baby penguins olli maatta, bryan rust, conor sheary, tom kuhnhackl, matt murray, and brian dumoulin and the fact that they’re all under 25 yrs old and just cry ???? bc i do. often.

The signs as shit I've heard in class ((Part 1))

Aries: You know what? Be a fuckgirl

Taurus: These nudes aren’t natural

Gemini: Don’t disrespect Jesus Christ

Cancer: You can’t speak at your own funeral

Leo: Does oil come from penguins? Some old man watching me swim told me it does

Virgo: Remember when I talked to you about Jesus?

Libra: Boycott the puppies

Scorpio: Get off the dating sim

Sagittarius: Hecate Hecate Hecate

Capricorn: I believe the moon is part of our geological earth

Aquarius: Fresh DNA works best

Pisces: Is looking after the holy bible in Jerusalem a job?