i just can't with this penguin

Oswald Cobblepot eating the pie, forcing everyone else to eat it and then stopping Jim just to save Martin. Oswald Cobblepot being able to FORGIVE SOPHIA’S BETRAYAL because of what she did for Martin.

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Sometimes, you just gotta sketch a character you like a lot holding your favorite animal, you just gotta do it, it’s healthy for you!

text message starters pt. 1
  • [ text; ] this is a terrible idea
  • [ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)
  • [ text; ] i need help.
  • [ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re
  • [ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!
  • [ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?
  • [ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good
  • [ text; ] i love death and dying
  • [ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.
  • [ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING
  • [ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • [ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.
  • [ text; ] leave me alone.
  • [ text; ] i said not to talk to me.
  • [ text; ] QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG
  • [ text; ] some-
  • [ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.
  • [ text; ] i'm going to do it.
  • [ text; ] i'm sorry.
  • [ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE
  • [ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me
  • [ text; ] you okay?
  • [ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please
  • [ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it
  • [ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy
  • [ text; ] brb, descending into hell.
  • [ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep
  • [ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!
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I got this idea, and I thought I was going to regret it, but about halfway through making it I realised that I don’t regret it at all.

Per Angie Carducci, “the only way Penguins held onto Fleury at the trade deadline was if he’d already agreed to waive for the expansion draft.”

Marc-André Fleury could have said no. Many of the teams looking for a goalie at the trade deadline were likely contenders. There’s almost no question any team he would have been traded to is projected to be more competitive over the next two years than the Vegas Golden Knights.

And he chose to stay.

Flower gave up playing the rest of his career with a contending team for one last run with the Penguins. There was no guarantee he’d get to play in the playoffs at all. Even so, he chose to stay with his friends for as long as possible.

I hope he enjoyed every second of it.

it was supposed to be a simple sketch at first but apparently sidney crosby does not approve of doing anything by halves

referenced from those gifs 

>prints@redbubble<

anonymous asked:

One of my Metropolis friends asked me, "If Penguin's family practically founded Gotham and has lived here for years, why does he have a British accent?" Listen. Today I woke up and there was a humungous Man-Bat creature hanging from my ceiling, while outside a snowstorm raged in the middle of the summer and a cloud of hallucinogens hung in the air. We can't worry about things that are just a little odd around here! Also... it's because he went to boarding school. #OnlyInGotham

title: Mine Now

author: aclosetlarryshipper

word count: 32k

After Harry is expelled from private school, he joins a secret competition to get back at the boy who made it happen.

~or~

This is the story of how Harry finds himself pouting in Louis’ passenger seat with a raging boner on the way to seduce his ex boyfriend.

G’s Magazine days: \Kanamari/ \Yohariko/

Post PV2, pre-anime: \Kanamari/ \Yohariko/ \Youchika/ \3rd years/

Anime S1: \where’s Kanan/ \KANAMARI/ \KANADIA/ \YOUCHIKA/ \3RD YEARS/ \Yoshimaru/

While waiting for S2: \DIA/ \KANAMARI/ \KANADIA/ \DIARIKO/ \YOUCHIKA/ \YOURIKO/ \YOUMARI/ \YOSHIMARU/ \YOHARIKO/

S2 ep1-7: \DIA/ \DIA/ \DIA/ \DIA/ \3RD YEARS/ \3RD YEARS/

S2 ep8-9: \RUBYLEAH/ \DIA/ \3RD YEARS/ \RUBYLEAH/ \DIA/ \3RD YEARS/

…. just an observation  and self-realization(?) ( ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ)