i just can't with this idiot anymore

  • Brom: Eragon, practicing magic beyond your ability is both dangerous and stupid!
  • Saphira: You idiot! Putting yourself in danger like that! And leaving me behind!?
  • Arya: I can't believe you risked your life for me. You're not allowed to do stuff like that anymore!
  • Oromis: No practicing magic I haven't taught you yet. No summoning spirits. And no flirting with eleven princesses!
  • Nasuada: You can't just run off into the Empire without telling anyone! You're too important for that!
  • Roran: I can't believe you ran away from home without telling me you were a dragon rider!
  • ...
  • Eragon: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.


You've Never Said That Before
  • Draco: You weren't supposed to see that guy again!
  • Harry: But you know that I had to do it this time.
  • Draco: Actually no, I don't. *begins to walk away*
  • Harry: *grabs him* Draco please. Nothing happened! Why won't you understand?
  • Draco: Because you already slept with him back when we barely started dating!
  • Harry: *holding back tears* I was an idiot back then, ok? Things are different now. I love you! You don't have to worry about that anymore. You have to trust me and... why are you smiling at me?
  • Draco: You just said that you love me. You've never said that before.
  • Harry: Of course I have!
  • Draco: No, I would've remembered.
  • Harry: Well, ok then. I'm saying it now! I love you. Do you have a problem with that?
  • Draco: *still smiling* Hmmm... *starts kissing him*
  • Harry: *flustered* You can't kiss me now. I'm yelling at you!
  • Draco: *in between kisses* Well, I'm listening...

anonymous asked:

Getting an unwanted hug isn't sexual harassment. "My daddy said he didn't want me." "I have CP." "i used to be an anorexic." Get over yourself. Stop playing the victim and talk about Arrow. That's why I can't follow you anymore.

I posted that on Twitter, you fucker. Did you come on Tumblr just based on what you read from one tweet? And if you continued reading that thread, having a fellow student cup your breasts in an unwanted hug is a form of sexual harassment, idiot. Then when I told a teacher I trusted. The male teacher then said “Oh, it’s okay. He probably didn’t know what he was doing.” The fellow student had Downe syndrome, FYI. Disability is not an excuse. Regardless of mental compacity, no means no. I felt violated. I was recovering from anorexia in my teens. I was in the process of learning how to love my body and how to nourish it properly. so that wasn’t an easy time for me. Not only was it an uneasy time for me, to have a teacher completely disregard my feelings made my feel like shit.

You think that’s not sexual harassment? Would you rather I talk about the time I was stalked twice once as a freshman in college and then again as a sophomore while I first started dating my boyfriend. Or the time I was hit on by a 40 year old man in my early twenties? Thankfully, my school had academic restraining orders, so in a few months, I no longer had to see two men I become very scared of. Does that qualify as enough sexual harassment for you?

Yes, I struggled with an eating disorder in my early teens. Yes, I have Cerebral Palsy. Yes, I also have abandonment. issues Those experiences and my disability are all part of me. Sharing these stories is not “playing the victim” Writing is often how I process. Wherever I choose to share them or don’t is my business. They’re aspects of life that made me me. So you’ll excuse me if I touch on personal topics two percent of the time and don’t talk about Arrow.

As far as the unfollow, good riddance, asshole. Why don’t you follow some blogs on respect, feminism, and how to treat women?

Outlast Inspired Sentence Starters
  • "I want to kill them."
  • "There's my darling!"
  • "I won't give up on you, I know you're worth it!"
  • "You're going to make me work for it, aren't you - you little minx!"
  • "Come on man, get in! I've seen what they're capable of!"
  • "Heavier than you look... A little cardio wouldn't kill 'ya."
  • "He looks... nervous."
  • "I want you to have my baby!"
  • "We give him a running start?"
  • "You don't have to run from me, I only want to love you."
  • "I want his tongue... And liver."
  • "You want to shut him up?"
  • "You don't have to be alone anymore."
  • "Cowards and idiots, all of you."
  • "How ain't you dead yet?"
  • "Did I frighten you? I'm awfully sorry, I didn't mean to."
  • "Somebody's been telling stories outside of class..."
  • "Darling, let's not be ridiculous... Just come out and let's talk about it."
  • "You don't have to hide from me, I only want to help."
  • "This-! Is why-! We can't have-! Nice things!"
  • "Nobody loves you, nobody! You die alone, you shit!"
  • "*muffled screaming*"
  • "You weren't putting that tongue to any use anyway."
  • "Tell him he's got fifteen seconds to keep his job."
  • "Fuck me, they're bringing him in."
  • "Goddamn it, what else could go wrong?"
  • "Don't expect anything but honestly in my review of your performance."
  • "We could have been... beautiful..."
  • "Love is hard sometimes."
  • "Forgive me darling!"
  • "Don't leave me! I can't be alone!"
  • Neil: C’est pas à toi de choisir, j’irai pas sur scène avec toi
  • Kevin: Tu joues au con.
  • Neil: Je peux pas passer à la télé.
  • Kevin: Tu monteras sur cette scène aujourd’hui ou nous deux, c’est fini. Sur le terrain, tu ne seras plus rien et tu pourras galérer dans la médiocrité tout seul. Tu pourras rendre tes clés au Coach quand on sera sur le campus. T’en auras plus besoin.
  • Neil: C’est pas juste.
  • Kevin: Tu m’as promis d’essayer ou pas ?
  • Neil: Mais c'est pas – Je veux pas -
  • Kevin: Oui ou non?
  • -----------------------------------------------------------
  • Neil: It's not your decision I'm not going on stage with you.
  • Kevin: You're being an idiot.
  • Neil: I can't be on TV.
  • Kevin: ...You will do this today or you and I are finished. I will wash my hands of you on the court and you can struggle your way through mediocrity alone. You can return your court keys to Coach when we get back to campus. You won't need them anymore.
  • Neil: This isn't fair.
  • Kevin: Did you or did you not promise me you would try?
  • Neil: But this isn't - I don't want -
  • Kevin: Did you or didn't you?


weird ass 50 writing prompt list
  • send a ship/character and a number/quote and ill write a drabble or fic of some sorts. ok to reblog.
  • 1) "i apologize"
  • 2) "i don't fucking regret it. i never will"
  • 3) "you want me"
  • 4) "lets do it now"
  • 5) "stop being nonsensical"
  • 6) "don't lie, please. i can't take it"
  • 7) "there's a lot of things i'd do for you"
  • 8) "we're a lot more similar than you think"
  • 9) "im here if you need me"
  • 10) "you don't have to let me win"
  • 11) "you can do so much better"
  • 12) "don't you think this is an idiotic idea?"
  • 13) "i can't fucking do this anymore"
  • 14) "i just don't want anyone to get hurt"
  • 15) "im more than that."
  • 16) "no one sees me because i don't want them to"
  • 17) "you are far too lovely"
  • 18) "i accept the consequences"
  • 19) "it's the anniversary today"
  • 20) "don't tell me that you forgot it"
  • 21) "don't tell me that you regret it"
  • 22) "tell the grim reaper that i can volunteer"
  • 23) "stop being so fucking pretentious"
  • 24) "i don't know"
  • 25) "please, i love them."
  • 26) "i can't help you anymore"
  • 27) "you shouldn't be with me right now"
  • 28) "stop it."
  • 29) "im begging you, please stop"
  • 30) "i don't think i can anymore"
  • 31) "what happened while i was away"
  • 32) "it's not all about you"
  • 33) "what happened to us? what happened to you?"
  • 34) "god, i adore you"
  • 35) "i'm not a fan of the idea"
  • 36) "that is a horrible idea"
  • 37) "you're the one for me"
  • 38) "i can't live without you."
  • 39) "there is a lot of ways to say goodbye"
  • 40) "im so exhausted"
  • 41) "i can not do this without you"
  • 42) "oh, god, why"
  • 43) "who did it?"
  • 44) "im not fine. no one is"
  • 45) "existentialism is my favorite discussion topic"
  • 46) "what a heart of gold you got there"
  • 47) "i don't believe it."
  • 48) "stars and flowers are overrated"
  • 49) "please shut the hell up."
  • 50) "yes."

‘No, seriously, this is part of your dragonslayer heritage kicking in, just go ask your Aunt Wendy–’

‘Don’t listen to your father, darling, he’s full of shit a gigantic idiot.’ 

I know I promised nalu art within the week but all you’re going to get is this shitpost, sorry


based on this text post

anonymous asked:

I don't understand at all why Sangwoo still keeps Bum around. As last chapter showed well he is a total idiot. The author really can't hide the bad writing behind the 'mentall illness' anymore. He has no charm, no depth, no inner struggles that could show us that he has some kind of consciousness or personality. He's just like an animal. Tell me what Sangwoo sees in him and why he keeps him alive for so long. Sorry for this I'm just pissed because I used to like this story, but now idk anymore.

Yeah now idk anymore. Maybe he’s obsessed with the idea of having Bum versus actually loving him???


This is the case for psychologists


“’Got the balloons, think you can keep Sam in the dark a little longer?’ What the hell does that mean?” Sam asked, scrolling through Dean’s texts. Dean grabbed his phone back, shaking his head.

“For a smart guy, you really are an idiot, Sammy,” he grinned, tapping out a reply. Sam clenched his jaw, staring his brother down.

“What’s going on with you and Y/N?”

“Nothing!” Dean laughed. “She’s trying to plan a surprise birthday party for you and she’s going to kill us both when she finds out you know now. Why the hell do you think I’ve been dragging you with me everywhere and keeping you away from the bunker so much? She’s doing everything.” Sam’s face softened and he sat back, looking contrite. 

“She’s planning a party for me?” he asked. Dean’s phone chirped and lit up on the table and he looked to it, laughing softly to himself.

“I told her you were an idiot. Just in case she hadn’t figured it out yet,” Dean explained, looking at his phone still.

“What did she say?” Sam asked hesitantly.

“She said she knows. And then she tacked on one of those heart-eyes smiley faces. Girl’s a little crazy about her emoticons, Sam, I’m just saying,” Dean said, shaking his head, but Sam was smiling now, not listening anymore.

anonymous asked:

Ishida literally went the cheapest and most idiotic way with Kaneki's character. It's so fucking obvious he didn't want to deal with writing him recover in a realistic way. Kaneki was always precious to me, because I suffer from mental illness too and I could relate to him in a way I never did to any fictional character, but now? I can't look at his face anymore. He's dead to me. Same with Shuu. They're not characters I fell in love with, just some brainwashed clones.

Helloo pal!!

Ah, man… I know what you mean. I feel you so so much. And honestly, as a mentally ill person myself, I know how much certain characters can mean to you and how much you sometimes identify with said characters. 

And then when the writer goes ahead and literally ruins that character for you… it hurts. It hurts so much and regarding tg:re, it’s just a big slap in the face of all mentally ill fans you know? Because according to the author, you just have to fuck a person because if you do that, your mental illness will automaticially go away. And that is just such an ableist and horrible thing to do.

Like… why? Just why go there? Why ruin an AMAZING character? Why pair said character up with a chick who abused them? Not just once, might I add. Why shove a shitty, useless, unhealthy and abusive relationship down our throats?

Besides the fact that the author has always treated all of his lgbt+ characters like shit, him excusing and belittling abuse in such a disgusting way is… too fucking much. Like… I feel like tg and tg:re were written by two completely different people. 

I’m just… so damn sad and disappointed. 

idiots-r-us  asked:

Found you by accident. No regrets. Just gonna scroll on down till I can't handle the feels anymore, because your drawings take a bat to em. Time to get my stalk- research? study?- on. Please continue with awesome drawings. Also do you do Nyssa?

“I’m not sure I’ll draw this one I have no idea who she is.”

*google image search*

“Ok, one sketch won’t hurt.”

lights will guide you home - the playlist for when no one will let you live down your mistakes

I. Fix You - Coldplay | II. Shake It Off - Florence and the Machine | III. An Honest Mistake - The Bravery | IV. Down - Jason Walker | V. Mistakes - Kutless | VI. Don’t Lose Touch - Against Me! | VII. Flaws - Bastille | VIII. Mistakes - City Lights | IX. Give a Man a Home - Ben Harper | X. Mistakes - Immortal Technique  

Aomine and his definition of "come"
  • Kagami: Once I come over, you just fuck me on the spot.
  • Kagami: Is sex the only thing you ever think of?
  • Aomine: Nah, but you kind of screwed up the order there.
  • Aomine: I'm sure I fuck you on the spot, and THEN you come.
  • Aomine: And dude, you come more than just once each time, okay?