There’s this really famous bit about love in Corinthians; even if you’ve never read a bible you may be familiar with it. It starts off “love is patient, love is kind”, and continues in the same manner.
But I’d never really thought before, patient is the first thing which love is. That’s really important for me personally, because I’ve been feeling inpatient and wanting stuff to happen with a certain relationship.
But, writing about this now, I also think this is an important warning sign of a bad relationship. Everyone’s going to have times when they’re stressed out, or having a bad day. But if you’re in a relationship with someone who is frequently impatient with you: someone who thinks you do things too slowly; someone who pushes you to be ready for new things; someone who grumbles and rolls their eyes when you’re even a little late… Maybe it’ll work out. But have a good think about whether that relationship is right.
once artemi popped in the photo i was struggling to get everyone in the frame since i’m a whole 5'2, so he was coaching me on how to get everyone in the frame and i forgot it was a live photo? and just went back and realized he said “you got it” once it worked haha also why i look so focused.
Maury likes to cure people of their fears by something Maury believes in called immersion therapy, where he - it's like, 'I know you're afraid of Band-Aids, so like, we're covering you in Band-Aids!' ... There was a lady, who was afraid - her big fear? Tigers.
That's a perfectly reasonable fear.
Can we all keep our fear of tigers? Can we not NOT be afraid of tigers? Like, that seems like a super, super good one.
'Now Deborah, just keep in mind that the tiger is just as afraid of you as you are- Nope, no, it wasn't. Sorry you're dead!'
And they're acting like it's a problem because like, 'I can't even look at Frosted Flakes'. Don't get Frosted Flakes then!
Get the off brand, like, Toasted Flakes.
And don't go to Exxon. And like, I think that's pretty much it right?
Don't go to any Bengals games.
My day-to-day exposure to tigers is actually pretty low. I don't have to see a tiger if I don't want to.
You know what, thinking about that, mine might be a little bit TOO low. I'm not sure I'm gettin' enough vitamin T.
To make you smile, and remind you that some of us get it.
It’s so hard because executive dysfunction isn’t really visible. We are stuck because the kind of trying we do isn’t obvious, so people think we’re being lazy when we’re actually putting in a tremendous amount of effort to do what little we manage.
Us good nonnys love you unconditionally don't let those mean ones get you down.
I’m not sure if you were meant to send this off anon or not - but I wanna answer this publicly, so everyone can see what a sweetheart you are, I hope you don’t mind! Your message really made my day and made me feel a lot better, so I just wanna say thank you and that I really appreciate it a lot. I love you too!! ♥
I've fallen in love with my best friend. well my ex best friend. We had a big argument one day and we didn't talk for ages. Now we are friends, but not as close as before. I know she's bad for me bc, she makes me feel like shit sometimes, and sometimes she makes me feel so special. I've loved her for 3 solid years. Problem 1: she's straight. I'm gay af. Problem 2: I can't get her off my mind. She's all I think about! What sld I do?? I just don't know anymore
If you really love her like you tell me you do and if she’s straight and you’re gay you should really let her go. I’m not trying to be mean or homophobic in any way (which I’m not) but if you guys had a big argument before I don’t think she would want anything now. If she makes you feel like shit and she doesn’t love you in the same way you really should move on. Maybe you should just slowly move on and make new friends and I bet you’ll find someone who’s worth your time!!
Don’t look for someone who just wants to see you past your clothes; look for someone who wants to learn about the person you are underneath your skin, into your soul, right to the very center of your being.
Hm, well now there’s you. And you’re new. You’re funny and cute, and right now, that’s all I’ve gathered. I can’t assume you’re different because I’ve made that mistake too many times before. But you make me laugh and smile when we talk, and I can’t help but wonder what else your personality encompasses. I’d like to get to know you better. And that’s all I know right now.
How deliciously awkward would it be if the boys' crushes had the dirtiest, darkest sense of humor? Like they've never in a million years think such a pretty little thing could spew such filth. Or introducing them to some of her favorite stand up comedians, and they're like 'He's talking about eating ass and you can't even breathe wtf?' Do you think it would take long for them to get used to it, or would they be forever caught off guard by her potty mouth?
AS A GIRL WHO CUSSES LIKE A SAILOR, AND THEN SOME, I CAN RELATE AND LET ME TEELLLL YOUUU:
Totally caught off guard. The first few times, he is SHOOK.
“Hey! Don’t be a penis dude!” HOLY SHIT oH MY GOD WHAT DID THEY JUST SAY??!!!!
He cannot handle. You just have such a potty mouth, and it was mind boggling. He staggered to the side at one point when Mikey was having a playful argument with you, and you just let ‘im have it. [And ironically you kept saying Jesus Christ, which at the time he was thinking about how you were in dire need of said man]
He would get used to it eventually. You’re bold and say what’s on your mind, and he admires that! But if you could cut down on saying ‘dick me down’ as a joke, he would greatly appreciate it.
Doesn’t care. He rivals you in the pottymouth area. You and he will have so many dirty ass inside jokes, leaving Donnie and Leo horrified when you pull out the ‘Rumpleforeskin’ joke.
Both of you will share a favorite comedian and it’s more than likely that you showed them to him. The moment this guy mentions vagina or pulls out a dick joke, the both of you are roaring with laughter, wheezing and physically assaulting your seats.
So yeah, he’s good with your potty mouth.
Like Raph, he doesn’t care about all of that. They’re just words, so what’s the big deal?
You two always come up with the worst jokes, seeing who can get dirtier and test how far you can get.
[Which highkey leave Raph snorting and the two older brothers in a state of 'Oh my diddly damn Jesus Christ on a whole wheat cracker’]
COMEDIANS! Yall two are connaisseurs of the best [and lowkey worst] dirty comedians. Mikey’ll blast the chosen show over the speakers and you’ll come running, and leap into his lap. Yall end up wheezing and gasping for air.
[Im makin myself giggle at this agsgsgsfd]
Oh?? My GOD??? He is so MORTIFIED.
This poor darling canNOT believe you have such a potty mouth.
The first time you cuss; he jerks up and almost hits his head on the nearest surface as he stares at you.
He’s the one whose never gonna get used to it. Every time you cuss he’s gonna jump slightly or his eyes will widen and his lips will press together.
Even though you have such dark humor and a mouth fit for the grittiest sailor, he’s still crushing like no tomorrow.