i just can't get you off my mind

Me: *snuggled in bed about to go to sleep* man I’m almost done with my work week, thank the gods and-

*SITS BOLT UPRIGHT*

JAQEN H'GHAR IS ARDYN IZUNIA

There’s this really famous bit about love in Corinthians; even if you’ve never read a bible you may be familiar with it. It starts off “love is patient, love is kind”, and continues in the same manner.
But I’d never really thought before, patient is the first thing which love is. That’s really important for me personally, because I’ve been feeling inpatient and wanting stuff to happen with a certain relationship.
But, writing about this now, I also think this is an important warning sign of a bad relationship. Everyone’s going to have times when they’re stressed out, or having a bad day. But if you’re in a relationship with someone who is frequently impatient with you: someone who thinks you do things too slowly; someone who pushes you to be ready for new things; someone who grumbles and rolls their eyes when you’re even a little late… Maybe it’ll work out. But have a good think about whether that relationship is right.

Glory Days sentence starters
  • "Heard he in love with some other chick."
  • "That hurt me, I'll admit."
  • "Forget that boy, I'm over it."
  • "I hope she gettin' better sex. Hope she ain't fakin' it like I did."
  • "Took four long years to call it quits."
  • "Guess I should say thank you."
  • "Ain't sure I loved you anyway."
  • "You're really quite the man."
  • "You made my heart break and that made me who I am."
  • "I swear you'll never bring me down."
  • "I deleted all your pics then blocked your number from my phone."
  • "You ain't getting this love no more."
  • "I feel like for the first time I am not faking."
  • "Don't you keep it all to yourself."
  • "Just a touch of your love is enough to knock me off of my feet all week."
  • "Why you making me wait so long?"
  • "I promise to keep this a secret, I'll never tell."
  • "I know that this could be something real."
  • "All damn night I was here waiting."
  • "I know you were with her, I know that you kissed her."
  • "I was so mad, had my break-up speech ready."
  • "You're dirty, disgusting, but I can't get enough of your loving."
  • "Boy, I hate you, really hate you."
  • "My mama said I shouldn't date you."
  • "You're cheatin', you're lyin', I know that you're hiding."
  • "Why am I such a fool when it comes to you?"
  • "All my friends say I'm a sucker."
  • "I wish you were dead 'til you take me to bed."
  • "You lead on my love."
  • "Oh, them brown eyes and that body..."
  • "I'll get my revenge, take my key to your Benz."
  • "Then you smile, that's my killer."
  • "We broke up, we're better off as friends."
  • "We broke up... Now I accidentally need you, I don't know what to do."
  • "I messed around and got caught up with you."
  • "I don't know how long I can wait."
  • "This could be my greatest mistake."
  • "We had a good run."
  • "We messed around and had some good fun."
  • "Guess it turns out I lost a good one."
  • "I accidentally know that you're in love with me, too."
  • "So can we try again?"
  • "We're official, more than friends."
  • "Is that what you call flirtin'?"
  • "When you wanna start growin' up, we can maybe fall in love."
  • "I need a man who can act like a man."
  • "Everybody warned me."
  • "But you're kinda hot, so I thought, why not?"
  • "I need a man."
  • "I'm tasty, delicious, I'm rough around the edges."
  • "My mind is obsessive, my flex is aggressive."
  • "Glad I didn't listen to my teachers."
  • "I don't mind offending, I ain't 'bout pretending."
  • "Them haters be hating, my fashion be trending."
  • "Get down and dirty."
  • "I don't ask the mirror, I know I'm the fairest."
  • "They wanna know who I'm sneakin' into my place, they don't need to know, no one's business how I play."
  • "Baby, you're the man, but I got the power."
  • "You make rain, but I'll make it shower."
  • "You should know, I'm the one who's in control."
  • "I got the power."
  • "Got you thinking that I'm all innocent, but wait 'till I get you home."
  • "If I ain't got nothin', least I got you."
  • "Come and kiss me like the first time."
  • "Let's pack up and run away, just me and you."
  • "There ain't no heartache you can't undo."
  • "You're the one that I need."
  • "Take my hand baby, please."
  • "I'm alive, if living's just a beating heart."
  • "We won't admit we've taken it too far."
  • "I know it's love cause I will always be the first to start making up excuses when it hurts."
  • "I'm alone again and all I want is to feel again."
  • "There's nobody like you."
  • "I'm screaming "I don't want you" but you know that I do."
  • "I only like myself when I'm with you."
  • "I'm alone again."
  • "All you left me with was scars."
  • "I keep trying to put this behind me."
  • "I still wanna know who's taking you home."
  • "For tonight, I'm going to get my mind off it."
  • "No more sad songs."
  • "Don't care where I go, just can't be alone."
  • "They'll never know me like you used to know me."
  • "I will only hurt myself, tryna hurt you."
  • "You got my adrenaline pumping when you stand so close."
  • "You had me at hello."
  • "You're the only one that's taking me home."
  • "If you want to touch it then baby you should."
  • "You got my permission to do what you like."
  • "No matter what the deal, babe, you know that I'll be there."
  • "We've come so far, baby."
  • "Nothing else matters like us."
  • "I don't wanna fight, not tonight."
  • "I don't really care about nothing else."
  • "I told you don't let me down, I know you never did."
  • "Look at us now, still you and me."
  • "I don't want nobody else."
  • "I got you all to myself."
  • "I give it all to you, so baby don't let me down."
  • "We got it all, babe, right where we want it to be."
  • "My leather jacket smells like your aftershave."
  • "All I wanna do is get your hands up on my booty."
  • "The thought of you is driving me wild."
  • "I love, love, love making love to you."
  • "You don't get these kisses for free."
  • "Don't make it worse lying to me."
  • "You'll be sleeping in the bed alone."
  • "Little boy, you better run along."
  • "I ain't playing games no more.
  • "Get your story straight."
  • "I won't forgive you for your mistakes."
  • "Don't try to turn this 'round boy, it's too late."
  • "Go 'head, boy, live your dream, don't come crawling back to me."
  • "I've got two sides of me, boy; the one you want your mother to meet and the one that's a freak."
The Signs as Charlie Puth Songs (Nine Track Mind)
  • **Check your Venus sign too!**
  • Aries: My Gospel // There's nothing that I won't do just to make you love me
  • Taurus: Then There's You // There's beautiful and then there's you
  • Gemini: Losing My Mind // I'm sorry that I'm not there to give you what you want, I'll think about us some other time
  • Cancer: As You Are // I could never judge you, I would take you as you are
  • Leo: Suffer // Don't keep me waiting, you should come over
  • Virgo: River // Nothing is as cold as running on your own
  • Libra: One Call Away // Call me baby if you need a friend, I just wanna give you love
  • Scorpio: Up All Night // Cause there ain't nobody else that could light me up so bright and break this crazy spell
  • Sagittarius: Dangerously // I loved you dangerously, more than the air that I breathe
  • Capricorn: Some Type Of Love // When the world's on fire we won't even move, there is no reason if I'm here with you
  • Aquarius: Does it Feel // Tell me lies, like how you're better off without me
  • Pisces: We Don't Talk Anymore // Should've known your love was a game, now I can't get you out of my brain
Columbine, according to Dave Cullen
  • Eric: Dylan, WTF? Why haven't the bombs gone off yet?
  • Dylan: I can't hear what you're saying, Eric. I'm on the other side of school, waiting for all the innocent survivors to come fleeing out of the building so I can give them first-aid, remember?
  • Eric: Dude, did you even bring your first-aid kit?
  • Dylan: No, but I brought my Tec-9 and sawed-off shotgun and 400 rounds of ammunition.
  • Eric: Never mind. Just get over here so we can figure out what to do next.
  • Dylan: Actually, Eric, I think it would be better if you came over to me, because remember how scared you are that I'm going to run away? You keep forgetting that I don't want to be here.
  • Eric: Dude, are you drunk? You don't sound like the Dylan I know.

once artemi popped in the photo i was struggling to get everyone in the frame since i’m a whole 5'2, so he was coaching me on how to get everyone in the frame and i forgot it was a live photo? and just went back and realized he said “you got it” once it worked haha also why i look so focused.

  • Justin: Maury likes to cure people of their fears by something Maury believes in called immersion therapy, where he - it's like, 'I know you're afraid of Band-Aids, so like, we're covering you in Band-Aids!' ... There was a lady, who was afraid - her big fear? Tigers.
  • Travis: That's a perfectly reasonable fear.
  • Justin: Can we all keep our fear of tigers? Can we not NOT be afraid of tigers? Like, that seems like a super, super good one.
  • Travis: 'Now Deborah, just keep in mind that the tiger is just as afraid of you as you are- Nope, no, it wasn't. Sorry you're dead!'
  • Justin: And they're acting like it's a problem because like, 'I can't even look at Frosted Flakes'. Don't get Frosted Flakes then!
  • Travis: Get the off brand, like, Toasted Flakes.
  • Justin: And don't go to Exxon. And like, I think that's pretty much it right?
  • Travis: Don't go to any Bengals games.
  • Griffin: My day-to-day exposure to tigers is actually pretty low. I don't have to see a tiger if I don't want to.
  • Justin: You know what, thinking about that, mine might be a little bit TOO low. I'm not sure I'm gettin' enough vitamin T.

anonymous asked:

I can't stand it when people tell me to just try or just put my mind to it as if I haven't already been trying so hard and failing anyway. It just makes me cry. I feel so useless.

https://actuallyadhd.tumblr.com/post/155295748593/i-am-not-luke-you-are-not-yoda-get-off-my-back

To make you smile, and remind you that some of us get it.

It’s so hard because executive dysfunction isn’t really visible. We are stuck because the kind of trying we do isn’t obvious, so people think we’re being lazy when we’re actually putting in a tremendous amount of effort to do what little we manage.

-J

terrencethetitan  asked:

Uno having an s/o who utterly LOVES his hair and just can't get her hands away from it (of course she's gentle with it) and just wants to brush it all the time.

immortal-domain said:Could you do a scenario where Uno’s girlfriend is cutting his hair and accidentally cuts off his long braid and how he reacts when he finds out?

I’m gonna combine these since both have to do with Uno’s hair lol! I hope you don’t mind scenario hcs! (also terrencethetitan is ur icon robin from fire emblem if so he is my son)

Also i have realized it ended up more fluffy than crackish?? I hope you don’t mind!

Uno

  • Uno loves the fact that his s/o loves his hair, he basically prides himself on it
  • He doesn’t even care if they brush it all the time and combing their fingers through his hair because he LOVES the attention
  • He makes sure to take extra good care of it, buying all the latest products in the hair care world and making sure his hair is in tip top shape 24/7
  • “Uno why is (Name) brushing your hair” “IT’S BECAUSE THEY LOVE ME”
  • And since his s/o’s brushing skills were high class, Uno asked if they could cut it
  • Now s/o probably doesn’t have any experience cutting hair, but since Uno asked, they reluctantly agreed
  • When s/o finally begins trimming Uno’s hair, it’s relatively easy and s/o seems to pick it up with ease
  • Once they’ve finished, however, they were horrified 
  • Turns out that the ends were super off, and they had managed to cut off almost half his hair
  • Uno hadn’t notice anything until s/o started to genuinely cry over the over cut hair
  • “(Name), why are you-OH MY GOD”
  • When he finally notices his hair, he tries to suppress his reaction (failing obviously) due to his s/o currently in tears
  • He comforts them, and gives them lots of kisses, and letting them know that they did their best, and he’ll find a way to fix it
  • After his s/o calms down and is back to their normal selves, Uno goes to find Kiji to schedule an emergency hair appointment
  • Until the hair appointment, Uno becomes a blanket burrito, refusing to show himself to anyone except his s/o 
  • It still makes s/o feel a bit bad, but Uno constantly reassures them that it will get fixed and that they can still brush his hair

I hope you enjoy! Thanks for the asks!

  • Tracy: Do you know, I'm thinking of closing here early too. A mark of respect for Ashley.
  • Aaron: Nothing to do with you wanting the day off, then?
  • Tracy: Can't believe you're even suggesting that.
  • Robert: But before you do, grab us some of that salmon, will you? Oh what? Salmon too nesh for you now, is it?
  • Tracy: Are you guys having a picnic?
  • Aaron: No.
  • Robert: No, we're not allowed to use the P word.
  • Aaron: Are you all right?
  • Rebecca: (who just came in) Can't grumble. Ah, a special occasion?
  • Tracy: They're having a picnic. Ah, we could join you if you want, now I've got the day off.
  • Rebecca: Tempting as that sounds, I'll pass.
  • Aaron: Lachlan's out soon, in't he?
  • Rebecca: Yeah, should be back in Home Farm any week. Not that he's talking to any of us.
  • Robert: Lachlan not staying with Chrissie? Must have a bit more taste than I thought. (to Aaron) Do you mind getting that? I left my card back at the house.
  • Tracy: Old ones are the best. (aaron goes to pay)
  • Robert: What you doing?
  • Rebecca: He came up to me. I didn't have much choice.
  • Robert: Yeah, well, Tracy's closing up now, aren't you?
  • Tracy: Well, yeah, unless it's summat quick.
  • Rebecca: It's not important. Bye, Aaron!
  • Aaron: See you.

captainnyleneoftheusssims  asked:

Us good nonnys love you unconditionally don't let those mean ones get you down.

I’m not sure if you were meant to send this off anon or not - but I wanna answer this publicly, so everyone can see what a sweetheart you are, I hope you don’t mind!
Your message really made my day and made me feel a lot better, so I just wanna say thank you and that I really appreciate it a lot. I love you too!! ♥

When Lance kisses Keith for the first time...
  • Lance: *inhales* BOiiiiiiiii. What the hell have I been doing not making out with you for the last half of my life??
  • Keith: *blushes hard* W-what??
  • Lance: I mean, damn! That felt so good! And I can't believe I just realized that now.
  • Keith: W-well...you were acting....pretty straight.
  • Lance: Well fuck it. I made a huge mistake. I've been searching for the wrong lips. I'm gay off the wazoo for you, man! Your lips are all I want now.
  • Keith: Okay Lance, just calm yourself you're getting a bit too---
  • Lance: KEITH KISS ME AGAIN!

anonymous asked:

I've fallen in love with my best friend. well my ex best friend. We had a big argument one day and we didn't talk for ages. Now we are friends, but not as close as before. I know she's bad for me bc, she makes me feel like shit sometimes, and sometimes she makes me feel so special. I've loved her for 3 solid years. Problem 1: she's straight. I'm gay af. Problem 2: I can't get her off my mind. She's all I think about! What sld I do?? I just don't know anymore

If you really love her like you tell me you do and if she’s straight and you’re gay you should really let her go. I’m not trying to be mean or homophobic in any way (which I’m not) but if you guys had a big argument before I don’t think she would want anything now.
If she makes you feel like shit and she doesn’t love you in the same way you really should move on. Maybe you should just slowly move on and make new friends and I bet you’ll find someone who’s worth your time!!

Don’t look for someone who just wants to see you past your clothes; look for someone who wants to learn about the person you are underneath your skin, into your soul, right to the very center of your being.
—  I crave you in the most innocent of ways
Hm, well now there’s you. And you’re new. You’re funny and cute, and right now, that’s all I’ve gathered. I can’t assume you’re different because I’ve made that mistake too many times before. But you make me laugh and smile when we talk, and I can’t help but wonder what else your personality encompasses. I’d like to get to know you better. And that’s all I know right now.
—  12:16PM// right now, today

rordanjegina  asked:

How deliciously awkward would it be if the boys' crushes had the dirtiest, darkest sense of humor? Like they've never in a million years think such a pretty little thing could spew such filth. Or introducing them to some of her favorite stand up comedians, and they're like 'He's talking about eating ass and you can't even breathe wtf?' Do you think it would take long for them to get used to it, or would they be forever caught off guard by her potty mouth?

AS A GIRL WHO CUSSES LIKE A SAILOR, AND THEN SOME, I CAN RELATE AND LET ME TEELLLL YOUUU:

LEONARDO 

Totally caught off guard. The first few times, he is SHOOK. 

“Hey! Don’t be a penis dude!” HOLY SHIT oH MY GOD WHAT DID THEY JUST SAY??!!!! 

He cannot handle. You just have such a potty mouth, and it was mind boggling. He staggered to the side at one point when Mikey was having a playful argument with you, and you just let ‘im have it. [And ironically you kept saying Jesus Christ, which at the time he was thinking about how you were in dire need of said man] 

He would get used to it eventually. You’re bold and say what’s on your mind, and he admires that! But if you could cut down on saying ‘dick me down’ as a joke, he would greatly appreciate it. 

RAPHAEL 

Doesn’t care. He rivals you in the pottymouth area. You and he will have so many dirty ass inside jokes, leaving Donnie and Leo horrified when you pull out the ‘Rumpleforeskin’ joke. 

Both of you will share a favorite comedian and it’s more than likely that you showed them to him. The moment this guy mentions vagina or pulls out a dick joke, the both of you are roaring with laughter, wheezing and physically assaulting your seats. 

So yeah, he’s good with your potty mouth. 

MIKEY 

Like Raph, he doesn’t care about all of that. They’re just words, so what’s the big deal? 

You two always come up with the worst jokes, seeing who can get dirtier and test how far you can get. 

[Which highkey leave Raph snorting and the two older brothers in a state of 'Oh my diddly damn Jesus Christ on a whole wheat cracker’]

 COMEDIANS! Yall two are connaisseurs of the best [and lowkey worst] dirty comedians. Mikey’ll blast the chosen show over the speakers and you’ll come running, and leap into his lap. Yall end up wheezing and gasping for air. 

[Im makin myself giggle at this agsgsgsfd] 

DONATELLO 

Oh?? My GOD??? He is so MORTIFIED. 

This poor darling canNOT believe you have such a potty mouth. 

The first time you cuss; he jerks up and almost hits his head on the nearest surface as he stares at you. 

He’s the one whose never gonna get used to it. Every time you cuss he’s gonna jump slightly or his eyes will widen and his lips will press together. 

Even though you have such dark humor and a mouth fit for the grittiest sailor, he’s still crushing like no tomorrow.

Sorry your anons are being crappy and creepy. Here’s a quick doodle of Syrena. I tried to use your FC for her. Hope your day gets a little brighter!


SHOFIE. I SCREAM. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THANK YOU?!!1>??!!