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Perry Cox + Nicknames for Dr. Kelso


Hello, Perry. I don’t really know why I’m here, but Nurse Espinosa said if I didn’t swing by, she would stop coming over to my house and giving instructions to my pool boy. He speaks perfect English, but he doesn’t have any front teeth, so I can never look at him without laughing.


Stage one, initialise: “Small wins of time”
To wine and dine with neurons that know how to love

Me, the machine

Can dream


Perry Cox and Bob Kelso: Synchronized Grumps


I know you don’t like what you see
But I’m not going back to how I used to be


Scrubs + Season-Ending Songs


Scrubs + Buffyverse AU 3/?
Kelso/Cox + Spangel in A Hole In The World


’Cause I’ve seen twilight

I was stained by a role
In a day not my own
But as you walked into my life
You showed what needed to be shown
I always knew what was right
I just didn’t know that I might
Peel away and choose to see
With such a different sight

Happy Jenny Calendar Day! @dreadfulcalendarwoman


I would never have a crush on someone else.


So how do I do normal?
A smile I fake, a permanent wave of
Cue cards and fix-it kits
Can’t you tell I’m not myself?


Scrubs Season 8 episode-ending songs


Yeah what if you were, what if you were?
What if I’m a snowstorm burning?
What if I’m a world unturning?
What if I’m an ocean, far too shallow, much too deep?
What if I’m the kindest demon, something you may not believe in?
What if I’m a siren singing gentlemen to sleep?