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After All This Time - Theo Raeken imagine

Originally posted by stilinski-jpeg

Summary: Reader is Stiles’ twin sister and a werecoyote having been saved by Scott after they both got into a car accident. She’s a part of Scott’s pack and bffs with Malia. Theo courts her constantly they finally start hanging out end up dating.

Warnings: Season 6 spoilers,angst,fluff,suggested smut  & Idk what else lmao

A/N: Hope You All Enjoy x

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I probably looked like a lunatic smiling to myself as I sat quietly in Theo’s truck Theo looked over at me quickly and reached to touch my thigh gently rubbing up and down “thank you for tonight” he smiled looking at the road “no thank you” I giggled. Theo and I just moved to official by having sex back at his house he was now taking me home but it was a very eventful evening he was so kind and patient since this was my first time it made me love him even more.

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the 100 ways to say 'i love you' teen wolf edition
  • 1. "A key to your house, already?"
  • 2. "I am the one keeping you alive, okay?"
  • 3. "If you die, I will literally go out of my freaking mind."
  • 4. "She is my best friend."
  • 5. "Not all monsters do monstrous things."
  • 6. "You electrified the windows?"
  • 7. "You are the hottest girl."
  • 8. "I would never leave without you."
  • 9. "Dance with me, dumbass."
  • 10. "You can do it."
  • 11. "Am I going to regret this?"
  • 12. "When I kissed you, you held your breath."
  • 13. "You remembered my name."
  • 14. "You are the hot girl."
  • 15. "You were just trying to kiss me."
  • 16. "After everything we've been through, I believe you."
  • 17. "Because I trust you."
  • 18. "I need you."
  • 19. "I knew you liked me."
  • 20. "You are coming back, right?"
  • 21. "I'd like to help you figure it out."
  • 22. "I think you look beautiful."
  • 23. "What do you want me to do?"
  • 24. "You are showing me plenty right now."
  • 25. "It's progress."
  • 26. "I heard you almost got killed."
  • 27. "Why is your heart beating so fast?"
  • 28. "Stay behind me and stay quiet."
  • 29. "Did you find her?"
  • 30. "I don't want you to sleep in the chair."
  • 31. "It didn't matter to me."
  • 32. "I don't want you to be normal, I want you to be alive."
  • 33. "Wait here."
  • 34. "You did not just say that."
  • 35. "Do the right-side brakes on your dad's SUV squeak a little bit?"
  • 36. "She stays."
  • 37. "Stay behind me and stay quiet."
  • 38. "Just tell me how to fix this, alright?"
  • 39. "I will come with you."
  • 40. "Is she okay?"
  • 41. "Just focus on the sound of my voice, alright?"
  • 42. "If you got something else in mind, I am okay with that too."
  • 43. "I am not going anywhere."
  • 44. "Part of you is doing something."
  • 45. "Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit."
  • 46. "You're not nervous, are you?"
  • 47. "There's no such thing as fate."
  • 48. "I think you mean..."
  • 49. "Be the Alpha."
  • 50. "Are we still milking that?"
  • 51. "What did you tell her?"
  • 52. "Why do you want to know?"
  • 53. "You wanna play Catwoman, I'll be your Batman."
  • 54. "Can you get me out of here before I drown?"
  • 55. "I won't judge, I promise."
  • 56. "They tip toe."
  • 57. "You know, I put those pants on you."
  • 58. "He can't be dead."
  • 59. "So is that hypothetical situation we talked about getting any less hypothetical?"
  • 60. "Close your eyes."
  • 61. "You want to leave so we can figure it out?"
  • 62. "I'll be your Yoda."
  • 63. "What's this look on your face?"
  • 64. "You're the one who always figures it out."
  • 65. "Can't you trust me just this once?"
  • 66. "You're getting an idea, aren't you?"
  • 67. "What were you thinking going after them?"
  • 68. "I can see it on your face."
  • 69. "I am frustrated."
  • 70. "That's because it doesn't hurt."
  • 71. "Don't be such a sour wolf."
  • 72. "We need help."
  • 73. "I can take care of myself."
  • 74. "Do you still?"
  • 75. "I figured you shouldn't be alone."
  • 76. "I couldn't let that be the last memory you had of her."
  • 77. "Why'd you help me?"
  • 78. "She still is."
  • 79. "Not all of us are."
  • 80. "I wanna paint your body."
  • 81. "I think you could definitely take him."
  • 82. "So what are you gonna do?"
  • 83. "I did ask her out once."
  • 84. "If anything happens, find me."
  • 85. "I am not watching The Notebook again."
  • 86. "We are not leaving without her."
  • 87. "What am I, a nun?"
  • 88. "I am just looking at your eyes."
  • 89. "I really hope you are."
  • 90. "I love your smile."
  • 91. "I only had one friend and she's dead too."
  • 92. "Look at me."
  • 93. "Good thing I had my period last week then."
  • 94. "I hate you."
  • 95. "Who are you?"
  • 96. "I am not leaving, okay?"
  • 97. "You are my brother."
  • 98. "I am here to save my best friend."
  • 99. "Why did you do that?"
  • and...
  • 100. "Because I love you."

anonymous asked:

Hey! I am sorry you are sad, I hope writing it out will help, so here is a prompt: DrunkRegina verse, Robin tells her he cannot be her mentor anymore (due to being in love with her of course) or Robin tells her they need to set up boundaries otherwise the whole mentor thing won't work. Another for the What Once Was Lost verse cuz i miss it so very much: Huge fight where Regina says she never wants to get back her memories of him or more like them. Thank you! I hope you'll feel better soon! <3

Okay so, I went with the Sponsor Verse prompt just because that one is literally written just on a prompt basis whereas I’m currently in the middle of a complete re-write of What Once Was Lost as I still like the premise of the fic but I don’t like my original writing for it. I’ll post a sneak peek of the new version below the Sponsor Verse prompt. Thank you lovely xo

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“It’s just…” he sighs, swallows thickly and drops his eyes from her face, from the hurt there, “it isn’t working anymore. It’s nothing personal,” he hates himself for lying to her because it is personal, of course it’s personal, “I just can’t continue on like this. I have a friend though, John. He’s agreed to take my place and continue on with your weekly sessions. He’ll look after you.”

“I don’t want another mentor, Robin,” she shakes her head, taking a step closer that he matches with a step back and he can practically feel the betrayal rolling off of her in waves, can taste it. “I don’t understand, we’ve been doing so well, I’ve been doing so well?”

“Of course you have,” he chances a glance up and wishes he hadn’t because there are tears in those dark eyes now and he just wants to take her into his arms and apologise, tell her he doesn’t mean it, kiss those glistening tracks from her- “But I’ve already made my mind up,” because this can’t continue. He’s supposed to be caring for her, keeping her on track, not falling in love with her for fucks sake. She deserves better than that. She deserves better than him. “I’m going back to England at the end of the month.”

“You’re…” she gasps as though he’s stolen the very air that she breathes and he hates that he’s done this to her, that he’s let himself get too close when she’s so vulnerable and in need of so much more. “You can’t.”

“Regina,” he begins, swallowing thickly against his own emotions because it’ll only complicate things if she sees how much this is killing him, “I-“

“No, Robin,” her voice trembles along with her chin as she shakes her head at him, “I’m better with you,” and there’s no pretence in her now, no denial of feelings she shouldn’t be having for him as there has been before when they’ve gotten too close to doing something stupid and he aches for her. “I’m better with you, you make me better.”

“John can-“

“I don’t give a fuck about John or anyone else for that matter.”

A tear escapes, rolls down his cheek.

“You and Henry, you make me better. You make me want to be better, for you. You can’t just leave me,” her momentary burst of anger ebbs out of her like breath from her lungs as she whimpers, “please don’t leave me,” takes another step forward and then another before he can move away, grasping at his arms as she pushes her forehead against his own and all but begs, “please don’t leave me.”

What Once Was Lost - Sneak Peak (Re-write) It’s a big preview to (hopefully) see if you guys are still interested in it!

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I want to talk about Wanda Maximoff in the MCU and specifically in Civil War today. I know nobody is going to read this, but I want to talk about it. I’ve seen a lot of different reactions to what happened to her, most contained in a sentence or two, and I admit I haven’t done the best job myself dealing with it, in meta or in fic. But I thought about it a lot last night and want to try to work it out.

I don’t even want to deal with “I cannot control their fear, I can only control my own.” I just want to deal with “you locked me in my room.”

It’s such a childish line, but Wanda Maximoff is not a child. The narrative of Civil War goes out of its way to say she is, but it’s a back and fourth. One minute she’s locked in her room, one minute Steve sees her as a child in need of protection, the next her temper tantrums graduate to actually pushing a loved one through half a dozen floors, or throwing cars.

Let’s review who Wanda Maximoff is. She’s an adult. She’s not a US citizen and, judging by how much respect for authority and law Steve has, something tells me she doesn’t have a Visa or a green card and no one wanted to say anything…while the Avengers were still a popular institution. Plus, it does take a while to get that type of documentation, especially if it’s for a permanent stay. So she’s an undocumented, super powered, adult on US soil continuously drawing attention to herself with her powers.

She’s also a former Nazi. We don’t talk about this much because it’s gross and it never should have happened, but it did and that means we need to deal with it. Wanda and Pietro volunteered to be experimented on by HYDRA so they could get revenge on the man and the world they hated. They literally volunteered to work for the Nazis.

She enabled Ultron with far more intent than Tony or Bruce ever did, she turned the Hulk deliberately on a crowded area on Johannesburg.

Wanda Maximoff, at this point, is an adult foreign national living on US soil (likely without documentation and therefore much legal recourse), a former Nazi, and someone with immense powers.

She’s also, by and large, untrained. Look at Lagos–it’s a training mission. Steve and Natasha are training her. They’re talking her through a recon and showing her the ropes. It’s all kinds of gross that they bring her into the field and decide to train her using the citizens of Lagos as essentially props.

(Don’t think I don’t notice that Wanda’s two biggest fuck-ups happen in African nations. I think largely this can be attributed to a studio choice, and knowing that, grossly, a large segment of their audience would forgive her far quicker for being complicit–purposefully or through a general team negligence–in the deaths of Black people than they would be White people. That’s the gross reality of the world. I do think there’s an interesting characterization argument here too, but that would be a massive digression).

Steve and Natasha are training Wanda on essentially running recon in Nigeria. Wanda says “You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?” This makes me think she feels this portion of herself is being overlooked. Essentially, Steve and Natasha feel she’s “got that,” work with her on other aspects of running a mission, and assume the mind stuff is handled. But she’s undisciplined, and her powers seem by and large triggered by instinct and emotion. And look, I’m not trying to sound like “she should have done better”, but yes, I am. If you’re using your powers in the field, you should have finer control.

Unless, of course, it’s a training mission. With real, live people involved.

So let’s review. Wanda Maximoff is an adult foreign national, likely undocumented with little legal recourse. She’s a former Nazi and has wreaked her fair amount of havoc on the world. Now, as an Avenger, she has little training and has superiors who honestly think training her on active missions is a great idea.

We’re all caught up.

In Civil War, Wanda is locked in the compound. It’s rather like administrative leave pending investigation, with the added caveat that a.) she’s not technically legally in the country and b.) she’s a danger to others. If others push her–and we see on the news that they’re calling for her head–she’ll lash out. How do we know? Well, she’s lashed out at the Avengers before (the visions), and soon enough, she’ll do it to Vision, doing something that would literally kill a normal human.

If the world was clear and good, and Civil War didn’t happen, I would hope this “administrative leave” would conclude that a.) Wanda did have the best intentions, b.) if she didn’t act worse would have happened, c.) Steve and Natasha deserve just as much if not more censor for literally having a training exercise with people’s lives on the line and d.) more training–structured and controlled–is required. Except, of course, it would have been half-assed, because who would have been concluding this? Who would have enforced it?

Tony made this choice to place her in the Compound. Should he have told her? Should the man Wanda has spent her life hating, the man Wanda pushed to feel the necessity of Ultron, the man Wanda literally joined a Nazi organization for so she could get back at him, be in any position to communicate with her?

Tony had Vision stay with her and ultimately tell her. Should Wanda’s friend, closest friend, be in that position? Who else?

This is what I’ve been driving at. Wouldn’t it be nice if there was, I don’t know, some sort of council or something that jointly made discipline decisions, amongst other things, so the decision could be official, technically impartial, and followed through? Wouldn’t it be nice if the Avengers kept one hand on the wheel so they could work out a discipline system they trust and believe in with a council they have a mutual trust or at least respect with?

Wouldn’t it be nice if a board reviewed what happened while Wanda was in the compound, concluded what I said above in my points, and meanwhile the Avengers PR works on the press perception of her so she’s safe? Wouldn’t it be nice if it wasn’t Tony trying to protect her and everyone else and not having the means or resources, but rather a system in place?

Wanda Maximoff and what happened to her isn’t an argument against the Accords. She is literally one of the biggest arguments as to why the Accords and some sort of official body to govern the Avengers are necessary. This is what discipline, order, and limitations means, and to me, it looks a whole hell of a lot better than anything else.

Remember Me - Malia Tate AU Imagine

Originally posted by menyc1ty

Summary: Y/n McCall is the younger twin sister of Scott (she’s human though). She and Malia have been dating for 3 years now. Instead of Stiles being taken by the Ghost Riders it’s Y/n. Stalia never happen here but Stydia is canon. Story will be told from both Malia and Y/n’s POV.

Gifs are not mine credits to owner.


Y/N’s POV

I saw them. 

My heart raced as I felt some beads of sweat fall down my face. I raced down the hallway running into my brother “Scott!” I smiled at him he turned around and looked at me weirdly but replaced it with a small smile “Hi” he spoke “thank God listen I saw them I saw the riders they’re coming for me” I said all in one breath “what? who’s coming?” Scott became panicky “the Ghost Riders from the Wild Hunt” I told him freaking out completely “Listen calm down” he spoke softly I took a deep breath and exhaled slowly “why don’t you tell me your name.” Scott smiled that’s when I felt my world shatter,my own blood even know me.

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 about how marta went from overanalyzing x-men to meta about extent of merlin’s powers.

so, it was already established that my x-men obsession has returned, that much we know, but rewatching and seeing the old movies made me want to point out a couple of things about merlin. see, we have jean grey who’s an extremely powerful mutant and perhaps the only level 5 mutant alive. she has telekinesis, telepathy and her phoenix powers which basically means she can alter the reality to her will, right?

and then i have merlin, and i think if he were a mutant there would probably be no possible class for him, with how powerful he is.

see, i know just fine that magic is obviously different than mutations, but still it makes me consider it for a little longer. because really, when merlin arrives in camelot (he’s eighteen), his powers are still purely instinctual, by the time it all unwraps in the show he’s already extremely powerful (he’s just twenty-eight). and yet it is said he has power he cannot yet conceive. which makes you think that yes, he will be more powerful. even more so, that by the modern times he’s already 1500+ years old. he is so powerful that his magic makes him immortal. as much that he mastered the power over life and death.

now, if we know that and we know he’ll have all the time in the world to develop his skills, let me analyze what he could already do during the young years of his life we already saw in the show. mind you, some of which were accessed through spells, and yet seeing as he is claimed to be the most powerful sorcerer to ever have walked the earth, it’s still the specific abilities he possesses that allow him to do so many things.

keep in mind all of these are canon things he could do just in the show.

  • telekinesis. one of the first abilities he’s ever had. he mentions he could move objects with his mind before he could talk or walk. a very powerful kind he used from day one to the end of the show for very different purposes (as much just levitating things to flying countless people through the air with blasts of telekinetic energy).
  • control over elements. it’s also been shown from early on, in various forms, and all four of them. example is simple lighting fires, creating earthquakes or dangerous creation of handy tornados, etc.
  • control over weather. a little different from the control over elements, but still very valid. could be for example creating fog to cover up, or creating huge ass lightnings (like the one that killed Nimueh or defeated the entire army of Saxons).
  • slowing down molecules / time. it’s actually the first magical ability that was purely instinctual that was shown on the show. it’s hard to say whether it’s just molecules or the time itself, but it’s i think very close to one another.
  • telepathy / borderline mind control. seemingly different, but tied together. merlin first started to hear, as well as communicate with other magic users through telepathy. it was a thing yet to develop, but we could later see him using crystals to communicate with arthur for example. plus, he did use his magic to bend will (of arthur’s once, to get him safely out of camelot).
  • empathy / sensing. he was always very tied to places and magic, as well as being able to sense the magic in places and people. he could also sense spirits or magic cast at people.
  • healing. he could heal great wounds that were not inflicted by magical creatures (with obvious practice) as well as the effect of poison, some injuries or certain types of magic. 
  • projection / conjuring. it’s a very difficult skill that generally speaks against all the laws of magic (ones we even see in harry potter). merlin himself said no one can make butterflies appear from thin air, and yet we see him do the exact thing much later. it’s basically complete bending of reality and making things with actual body and purpose out of thin air.
  • energy / energy blasts / bending life and death. he was able to conjure blasts of pure, raw energy (like seen with killing sophia’s father for example), as well as conjuring energy that could kill things already dead or created from pure magical essence (like griffins for example).
  • shields / defensive magic. he was able to shield himself from many attack from both magical as well as non magical threats, like for example creating magical force protecting him from dragon’s breath. putting barriers around his mind definitely count too.
  • clairvoyance. this was always more of morgana’s true purpose and merlin wasn’t a seer, but he did have prophetic visions, sometimes dreams. he was also one of the very few creatures able to use crystal of neahtid which was essentially one of the crystals from crystal cave which allowed him to see the past, the present and the future.
  • necromancy / mediumship / summoning spirits. all of these appeared, though on yet different level and up to discovering more in the future. necromancy was especially shown when morgana summoned lancelot’s shade and he proved capable of it, and spirit work happened a few times as well, though not always by his hand (but clearly he was capable of both).
  • transfiguration / shapeshifting. it’s very close to conjuring, however it’s about changing the things that already exist into something else. it was for example turning a statue into an animal or conjuring snakes. but it was also himself turning into his various aliases, like ageing spell with dragoon or turning into the dolma.
  • dragonlord legacy. this is something inherited from his father and merlin is the last of his kind. he can command dragons and creatures alike, make them rise to life and many other things tied to his kin.
  • many other abilities. there are plenty of other abilities he had shown, but i can’t possibly name them all. they include things like extremely fast gathering information, very high resilience to things, seeing the path ahead of him, and plenty, plenty other things.
  • immortality. that alone is a result of being so powerful. the druids called him emrys and it’s his second true name, which means sorcerer cursed with immortality. it means that merlin can die, but never permanently, unless he’s ran through a sword forged in dragon’s breath through the heart. the last sword of that kind (excalibur) he both created and cast away to avalon with king arthur after his death, resulting in him being unable to die and having to wait for centuries for the arrival of new age.

now, there are obviously more abilities there which i failed to mention, and keep in mind that these are just things that he could do while still in the show (up till he was twenty-eight). he will develop his skills over time and become truly the most powerful being, and then truly the last of his kind (as it is canon that magic is dying out from the lands). the only things he cannot do is die, truly bring back the dead to life and move in time.

still, also keep in mind that while merlin is extremely powerful and being called magic itself, while he’s half being of old religion, the other part of him is still human (even if that part of him would cool off over time). there is also no doubt that whichever universe he’d be, it’d force him to hide away, because knowing about such power is asking for trouble. people do seek power and whatever it can bring them and that alone has been a trouble back in the show ; it surely will prove to be in the future too.

This is pure crack and I’m sorry but Online Gay Revolution Clexa AU:

- Clarke as a Suffering Bisexual on Tumblr leading the boycott against shows that kill off gay characters;

- Lexa as a smol gentle bean who’s really put off by Clarke’s attitude at first;
- Lexa coming at Clarke on anon and completely missing the point bless her poor secretly gay soul;

- Clarke intrigued by this anon because while all the other anons are The Straights™ screaming about their boring het ship sailing, this one actually challenges her and with every new message, it looks like they are actually trying to understand instead of reprimanding her;

- Lexa dubbed as The Babe Anon by Clarke because once Lexa let it slip that she’s had women hit on her before, like, a lot, which was frankly a stupid argument but hey they are my problematic faves in this AU;

- Lexa slowly learning and seeing the bigger picture and becoming enraged with this stupid trope because a) she scrolled through Clarke’s blog and those gifs of that Lexark ship were rather intriguing so she caved and watched the show and holy fuck how is it possible to be feeling so much for two fictional queer girls; and b)every time Clarke posts something new Lexa’s heart flutters in her chest and damn the gay agenda must be working because the thoughts she’s been having lately are so not straight;

- Lexa stumbling on ‘me’ tag on Clarke’s blog and being blown the fuck away and yup she’s not straight;

- Clarke refreshing her inbox every second hoping The Babe Anon sends her something and stupidly smiling when she does;

- The Babe Anon’s asks becoming supportive and friendly and then just asking for advice;

- Great Fandom Angst when The Babe Anon confesses she thinks she might be bi or even gay and mentioning some girl when the whole fandom already highkey ships her with Clarke;

- Countless asks flow to Clarke’s inbox saying that “ugh I know you’re two actual real-life people but goddamn The Babe Anon better take her head out of her ass and propose to you already” and Clarke never posting them but lowkey being on board;

- Lexa wanting to come clean to Clarke but being afraid because there have been so many people saying they were The Babe Anon and Clarke’s really tired of it and Lexa’s blog is just a tiny lil boat compared to Clarke’s so Clarke won’t even notice her;

- Lexa getting drunk one day and spilling her guts in Clarke’s askbox and then accidentally sending it;

- Great Fandom Celebration because the next morning Clarke posted the ask from The Babe Anon confessing how much she likes her and Clarke’s response just reads: I know it’s really you, and the feeling is very mutual;

- The fandom making posts not to be jerks and not to pretend to be The Babe Anon so the real one has a chance;

- Lexa finally gathering up her courage and sending Clarke a message and after a while of messaging back and forth Clarke just knows it’s actually her

- Clarke stumbling into ‘me’ tag on Lexa’s blog and there aren’t any pics so she asks Lexa for a pic and is so fucking blown away because Lexa is truly The Babe;

- What are the fucking chances they live in the same city well you guessed it they are really fucking high they live in the same city and they meet up and post a pic and their followers go wild;

- Lexa’s actually a hot shot journalist and she uses her connections to help the cause and yup the showrunner is fired;

- Five years from the moment they met, Clarke Woods is announced the showrunner of a young-adult- TV show and her wife Lexa Woods is there to cover it;

- Man I’m such a gay nerd I’m sorry;

Psych Sentence Starters
  • "We may have a children of the corn situation happening here."
  • "You realize I carry a gun right?"
  • "I've heard it both ways."
  • "Don't be a rabid porcupine."
  • "I don't love you."
  • "Maybe when we get two gourds we can work that out."
  • "I'm never doing anything with you blindly again. I learned that at the mexican border, twice."
  • "You know how I zone out when other people talk."
  • "I got the tiny girl with the limp!"
  • "You don't have to prove you're a great criminal."
  • "Don't eat the chicken."
  • "The best way to convince someone you're not lying to them is to tell them you are!"
  • "I know, you know, that I'm not telling the truth."
  • "I left my cell phone in your car, along with a tuna sandwich. I really hope you found that."
  • "I was not hitting on your wife."
  • "Yours? That's funny I didn't see your name on it anywhere."
  • "I honestly have no response to that."
  • "Good help is hard to find I suppose."
  • "I can't be the fall guy in front of my hero!"
  • "I'm sorry sir, I didn't see you standing there. You know, being so stealth-like."
  • "Hear about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"
  • "There are over 400 stars in our galaxy! Maybe more, no one knows for sure."
  • "I'll be nice to you, just do me a favor, stop stealing the gum out of my locker."
  • "People are gonna miss me so much."
  • "You are gonna die, soon. Definitely before me if statistics prove correct! Which is so wrong, cause I'm practically asking for it!"
  • "Sorry I tried to kill you with a sword."
  • "You kiss him/her, you die."
  • "One minute you're witty, and sarcastic, and smart, and the next second your like a six year old looking for a popsicle."
  • "Dude, we already hung out with enough crazy white people with year."
  • "Just because you put syrup on somethin' don't make it pancakes."
  • "I feel like I've been incarcerated in a blueberry."
  • "You're supposed to not get arrested for murder!"
  • "Stay calm, I'm pretty sure ninety percent of gunshot wounds are psychological."
  • "What is the point of his face?!"
  • "I would like to use my out now!"
  • "I'm sorry this as far as I can take you."
  • "Why are you helping me, really?"
  • "Seriously, get out of the car."
  • "Hello, assface."
  • "I'll be damned, this is the second mexican standoff I've been in today."
  • "I'll quit when you're behind bars or dead. I don't really have a preference at this point."
  • "I'm just happy that you're safe."
  • "I'm just trying to help you, father."
  • "People need to know!"
  • "Doesn't anyone check for a pulse anymore?"
  • "I'm a sympathetic crier!"
  • "Why do you hurt me?"
  • "Only psychos answer ads on craigslist, you might as well have posted it on murder me this instant dot com!"
  • "How is it that I'm now being punished for being honest?!"
  • "If you killed him just tell me."
  • "Here's something stupid, I think I'm dying."
  • "How does that saying go again? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, won't get fooled again. Fool me a third time, and- the second time didn't really count because- damn didn't he look dead?"
  • "What would you do if that were Jesus' yogurt?"
  • "You want to walk my dog?"
  • "Security had to taze me."
  • "There is nothing funny about a three hole punch!"
♥ I Love Him , He Loves Me Not ♥ (BTS Jungkook) Part Two

*TWO MONTHS LATER *

    " What's she doing here !? " You whisper/shouted 

           " Aish ! ___ could you be a bit more louder ! " Taehyung said  sarcastically 

                 Tonight was movie night and your parents had given you permission to sleep over at the guys house. Let's just say everything was perfectly fine until Minah unnie showed up. You weren't gonna lie you were kinda jealous of Minah. Well not of her but because she basically had Jungkook wrapped around her fingers , But you being the girl you were instead of complaining to Kookie oppa you were over here complaining to V. 

        " Wae ~ ! , no one invited her anyway " You said childishly 

“ Jungkook invited her ” Taehyung said sounding a bit annoyed

  " Jinja- ahh ! why ? " You whined while tugging onto V's arm 

   " She's his girlfriend why wouldn't he invite her " V replied but completely regretting it 

          " What ? " You said a low sad voice 

  " Anio- ___ I'm sorry wait ! " V said 

               After hearing V say that you felt your whole body go numb. You could even hear the shattering pieces of your poor broken heart. You were so hurt that you didn't notice you were crying. How could Minah do this to you she knew you loved jungkook. Jungkook himself knew you liked him. How could they ? You wiped your tears and quickly walked over to the kitchen where Jungkook , Minah , and Namjoon were making popcorn and grabbing some snacks. You felt jealousy hit you as you saw Minah flirtingly punch Jungkook. As soon as they noticed you were there they all turned towards you. 

         " What's wrong honey? " Minah asked fakely 

              At this moment you felt like smacking Minah with the spatula  that sat on the the table. You knew Minah since 1st grade she could act like your sweet , caring , and innocent Noona/Unnie/Dongsaeng , but in reality she was a complete fake gold digging slut. Then it hit you, how could she be dating Kookie oppa and your schools quarterback at the same time ? You ignored that thought and simply smiled at Minah. 

            " I'm fine Unnie , Kookie oppa can I talk to you for a bit " You asked 

    " Omo ~!  wae~! " Jungkook screamed coldly 

          " Please " You begged 

" Fine , whatever i'll be back noona " He informed 


    You and Jungkook headed towards the park that was just around the corner of the guys house. You felt your stomach in a knot as if this very instant you could literally throw up. You decided to was time to confess to Jungkook , something you probably would never do for anyone you liked. Confessing was just a big "No No " for you. You put your hands inside your sweater and secretly crossed your fingers.You gathered up all your courage and took a deep breath and turned to Jungkook. 

     " Jungkook.....I.I..Need to tell you something " You muttered 

“ Well hurry up Minah noona’s waiting for me ” He said harshly

     Hearing Jungkook talk to you like that broke your heart. He was slightly making you a lot less confident. He always talked to everyone in a nice sweet voice , but when it came to you he easily got annoyed. 

    " Jung...I..i'm in love with you, since day one.I'm in love with your sweet voice, your smile,Your cute Busanish accent, just you in general. I know you and Minah are going out but she doesn't really love you , at least not as much as I do , i've fallen for you Jeon Jungkook, I've fallen hard " You said giving him a weak smile 


      " That's it !? You wasted my time by making me come here ..and just to tell me that ! " He scolded 

         " I...what ? " You asked too hurt and confused by his sudden words


          " What ? what ! " He shouted 

              You stood there completely motionless , his words had hit you like a huge slap on the face. At this moment you expected him to love you back and that you would get your happily ever after. This was the sad reality you feared,Rejection. You felt as if all the times you helped,cared,and loved him had been completely useless. 

             " Oh ! c'mon ___ stop crying ! " He hissed  

    You nodded and wiped your tears. You had to be strong. After all he would have never gone out with you , even Taehyung said he like noona's. 

     " I'm sorry Jeon Jungkook , I...promise to never bother you again , I'll stay out of your way , I won't ....I ...won't ever call you kookie or oppa. This is the last time i'll ever cry for you " You assured 

             You took a seat on the bench and watched as Jungkook left. After 15 minutes of crying to yourself you wiped your tears and walked back towards the guys house. You tried looking happy so that V wouldn't notice you had been crying. If Taehyung found out Jungkook had made you cry there would be problems ,and thats the last thing you wanted. Once you entered the house you quickly took the seat next to V. You noticed everyone was so into the movie , they didn't even notice you came back. 

        " what's wrong __ ? " V asked 

                   " Nothing oppa " You said looking away from him 

           Taehyung stood up and pulled you out to the small porch. You kept your head down not wanting to look at him in the eyes. V lifted your head up with his finger and stared into your eyes. He took a deep breath and sighed. He reached out to hug you. You quickly ran over to V and let it all out. 

       " Yah , don't cry what's wrong " Taehyung asked 


              " I'm just an immature little girl " You said giving him a small smile. 

     " Well, eww ! you don't need him anyway , what you need is a cupcake ! " He joked while smashing his half eaten cupcake in your face 

                  You laughed and playfully punched V's arm , but punching this idiot only caused you to get 10 full minutes of Kim Taehyung tickles.  

       " Yah ! stop it " You laughed 

 " I have an idea ! " He said giving you a well known alien smirk. Which by now you knew was a bad idea. Last time V had a "Great Idea" he ended up breaking his arm.  

         " No way ! Kim Taehyung , I'm not trying to get myself killed " You joked 

   " It's the best idea I've ever had ! ___ be my fake girlfriend and together we'll make Jungkook jealous " He suggested while giving you his normal goofy smile.

        " No way V ! , that really will make me seem immature " You explained

               After thirty minutes of V telling you what a great idea it was, and you completely disagreeing ,you finally gave in . Once you and V went back inside to finishing watching the movie. The idiot you called best friend stood in the middle of the T.V blocking the others from watching the movie. 

        " I have something very important to say ! " He hollered 

“ Anio~! oppa oh no ! stop it ” you whispered while trying to pull him away, You tried saying it as quietly as possible but failed. Jungkook had overheard you.

     " Oh no please continue " Jungkook said curiously 

         " Me and __ are dating now ! " V smiled 

 " Thats the very important thing you had to say Hyung ? " He said coldly 


            You and V frowned and took a seat on the couch across from Jungkook and Minah. During the movie you noticed the room had gotten a bit too cold. You remembered you had forgotten your blanket at home.You were so cold you didn't even notice you were hugging yourself, but V from the corner of his eyes noticed and sweetly wrapped his arms around you. 


  *JUNGKOOK'S POV *

                      You had been trying to watch the movie , but you kept looking over at V hyung who had his arms wrapped around ____. You tried doing the same with Minah noona but she just pushed you away saying she was busy texting someone important. You tried multiple times to cuddle with Minah but she simply rejected you. Once the movie was over everyone had left to their rooms to get ready for bed. You shared a room with V hyung.As you walked in the room you saw __ and V kissing. You didn't know how to explain it but it made you somewhat mad. You weren't jealous. Right ? You walked past them and crashed shoulders with Taehyung.You angrily threw him his pillow.  

       " You guys are sleeping on the floor ! " You said sounding a bit annoyed

 Hope You guys like part two !ツ Sorry it took so long :( . Sorry if we haven't done some of the scenarios you requested but we'll have a couple of them done tomorrow, Also Part Three coming soon ! ♥ - Admin A 

Part One –> http://kookieyeol11.tumblr.com/post/98111503750/i-love-him-he-loves-me-not-bts-jungkook-part-one

anonymous asked:

I really won't be pleased if Aedion dies because no that's Aelins only family plz lord no killing Aedion. What do you think?

*screams*

I love Aedion so much, I really really hope he doesn’t die, but I also think it’s a real long term possibility. Let me break it down:

  1. Someone is going to die in Aelin’s court. I think there’s enough foreshadowing throughout Queen of Shadows to feel pretty certain about this: “War—war was coming. And they might not all survive it.” This basically tells us someone is going to die. Sarah doesn’t write light stories, she writes to develop her characters and her themes. War is war, and war without death really isn’t realistic. We read it over and over in literature: war has a price nobody is exempt from and that price is so often the loss of life. This universal symbol of war and it’s price is one that Sarah seems headed towards if her foreshadowing is anything to go by. Sarah doesn’t intend to make this war an easy one. 
  2. So if someone is going to die, who? The case for Aedion is pretty simple: he’s close to Aelin, her only family *dies*, and that means his death would be painful. If it wasn’t painful for us to read, for Aelin to experience, then there wouldn’t be that cost of war. Although Aedion’s death would be painful it wouldn’t be the death of a character we’ve known since the beginning (like Dorian who will probably survive because of his character arc being only midway and since we’ve followed him so long, he’s an og!!). However Aedion is loyal and important enough to be dearly missed. His character is one near and dear to us, but I do think there’s a case to be made for his survival. 
  3. Aedion still has a storyline to live out. Before mentioning the obvious romance brewing for Aedion there is the grain of a plot point that was mentioned in QoS of something Aedion had done with the Bane that was too terrible to tell Aelin. (I can’t find the quote…I’m overdue for a reread of QoS…oops) This is a piece of the plot that needs to be seen through, I think, before Aedion can die. Also Aedion is an important figure as we move into Terrasen in Empire of Storms, Aedion stayed in Terrasen and led the Bane, Aelin, as painful as it is to recognize, has much to answer for as they return to their home, and Aedion has important ties to our absent rebel friends *cough* Ren Allsbrook *cough* so I think we need him for that especially in the beginning of Empire of Storms.
  4. ROMANCE!! Aedion and Lysandra seemed to be set up together. Now idk if you ship this or not personally still undecided bc I sorta shipped Aedion with most of the male cast but… this plot point too needs to see fruition. 
  5. However I could see Aedion living through those plot points only to die in ToG6 because Lysandra doesn’t need a man long term and while she seeks to find an epic Rowaelin love story of her own (don’t we all??) I think part of her could live through another lost love. I feel slightly skeptical about this because Sarah already killed her first love, Wesley, (this is the same reason I don’t think Rowan will be killed because…Sam). Yet, I could see Lysandra living with Evangeline on her estate and finding happiness without him? I’m not sure?? :(
  6. He still seems like the perfect character to kill though?? Aedion will cause us pain. He’s great. We love him. Lysandra will probably love him too. His plot points and character arc could probably be finished through Empire of Storms leaving him to die a great developed hero of a character in ToG6. 
  7. WE SHOULD BE AFRAID. I’ll cry with you now. Because I love him. I don’t want my loyal wolf puppy to go!! *cries* 

fairytalesandcurls  asked:

Can you explain (as best OTP can be explained) Dworin? Especially Dworin M rated fanfic. They are cousins and I have so much confusion...

MY TIME HAS COME! *rolls up sleeves, cracks knuckles* I’m glad you asked (THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKING LONG IM SORRY YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE ASKED HAHAH)

To begin, It’s all about preference. To explain why I ship them romantically, I need to mention the ground reasons why their relationship is special before I can explain the rest. I’m sure most of you guys get this already bc it’s really obvious in the movies, but still, here it is: 

  • YES, they’re cousins, related through their great-great-grandfather. Which also means very distant cousins, so there wouldn’t be anything too incestuous happening between them because Durins are all related in one way or another. They share the same ancestor, Durin I, and if it was wrong then none of the dwarves would be able to marry a dwarf of the same line and I’m pretty sure that’s not the deal. Though, obviously you’re not gonna go marrying your brother or sister I mean there are limits.
  • Movie-wise they have been best friends ever since they were dwarflings. This was confirmed by both Richard and Graham and it’s logical, I mean, going by how they act together on screen. 
  • Dwalin [is Thorin’s] equal in all but name, his friend, his advisor, and his sparring partner.” - RA. This quote is so damn important. There is no ‘stronger’ or ‘weaker’ in their relationship. They’re one and the same, except Thorin gets to wear the crown. I’m convinced that Thorin would never consider ordering Dwalin around or holding himself above him in any way unless the situation really calls for it. 
  • Their trust runs deeper than the damn mithril veins in Moria.
  • They have had over 150 years worth of time to strengthen that trust. Dwalin was there when Smaug attacked - he shares Thorin’s pain and besides Balin he’s the only one who can truly understand just how much reclaiming Erebor means to Thorin. He was there for Thorin during the exile. No doubt he was there to help him carry the weight of his crown and to help him rebuild the lives of their people. This also means he must have played a big role in raising Fili and Kili too. He followed him on the quest that screamed suicide from the beginning, because he loves him and because he has faith in him. He has been by Thorin’s side for almost two centuries and he still stays true to his place, steadfast and ”loyal to a fault” as Bilbo would say.
  • Thorin doesn’t doubt Dwalin to ever fail to catch him if he falls, just as much as Dwalin doesn’t doubt Thorin would do the same. 
  • Another example of how much Thorin trusts him is Dwalin having permission to question him. And he does. He confronts him with his mistakes, he helps him see reason if he notices Thorin to stray from the right path (no pun intended). He makes Thorin a better dwarf and in return Thorin makes him a better dwarf too. He makes him more patient and less hotheaded. 
  • They complement each other in every way. Just look at their synchrony in battle or their movements in general. They understand each other better than anyone else. Every look one of them gives the other can interpret within a heartbeat. That’s how familiar they are with each other. 
  • Thorin shares everything with Dwalin. His secrets, his thoughts, his doubts and fears. And Dwalin’s quiet presence alone is what I think is enough to soothe Thorin’s raging mind at times. Because that’s how Dwalin works and Thorin appreciates it more than empty words someone else might give him. 

- so why do I ship them romantically then? - 

WHY NOT?! 

How often do you see a pairing with such incredible dynamic, who’ve reached a level of love, trust and loyalty where questioning either would be considered plain stupidity? Why settle with brOTP when there’s potential for so.much.more. I’m fairly certain that a good portion of the fandom is familiar with the idea of some dwarves having a One, aka a soulmate. Someone they love above all else and with whom they connect on every possible level. Well, the way I see it, Dwalin is Thorin’s One. To me, no one comes close to Dwalin in terms of friendship with Thorin. Not even Bilbo. Yes, he was there to share Thorin’s perils and they’ve formed a beautiful bond during the Quest, but Thorin’s bond with Dwalin was being forged for nearly two centuries during which he shared his perils and no matter what he followed and stayed true to him till the end. So, what is it that makes idk Bagginshield the more popular, more truthful ship? When, given the facts, it should be Dwalin more than anyone who has the right to hold the highest place in Thorin’s heart. Bilbo’s offered Thorin nothing more than Dwalin’s been offering for decades and decades. Some say it’s because Thorin sees Dwalin as family rather than a - in lack of a better word - boyfriend. I say it’s because we’ve never seen their relationship grow as we saw Bagginshield. We got the finished product and there was nothing ”interesting” going on between them anymore. People took Dwalin as Thorin’s bodyguard and drew the line there. The end. Very few people bothered to dig deeper to find out how they came to be who they are. Those who did I’m pretty sure ended up shipping them. The reason their relationship is not overly exposed on screen is because there is no need to do it anymore. What they have is there for all to see and interpret as they wish.

For me, their love shows in every look, every simple gesture, every scream of each other’s name when in danger. And just because I can’t hold anyone equal to Thorin’s character besides Dwalin is why I can’t also see him romantically involved with anyone but him. When you think about it, just try to imagine, what that first step in their romantic relationship would look like. Like it’s the most natural thing in the world. They wouldn’t boast about it, they wouldn’t look at it like an obligation, a necessity or something even slightly awkward. They wouldn’t even give it a name. Their friendship wouldn’t change one bit except for the fact that it would become more physical. That’s the beauty of it and something you won’t see in every ship. Their relationship comes in so many flavors but most people don’t bother to explore them. You can look at them as friends whose relationship doesn’t go beyond platonic, and that is amazing, really, anyone who doesn’t see at least that is seriously blind. You can think of them as friends with benefits if it suits you, it’s totally plausible. As two dwarves whose love is not allowed or is never talked about because there’s no need to take that one step further to seal the love on physical level. You can imagine them being violent, both in battle, in bed, in conversations and arguments, and you can imagine them being soft and tender. Taking care of and soothing each other’s wounds and offering comfort when it’s needed. They have spent so many years forging and perfecting that friendship until it’s become unbreakable. Even when Thorin threatens to kill him, Dwalin forgives him and is beside him again in a heartbeat. I mean…… COME ON! There are just so many reasons why their relationship is incredible and why it could totally work as a romance and I’d list more if i wasn’t starting to bore myself, let alone you who are reading this. 

Like I said, it’s all how you choose to view them. Most people settle for them being best friends, brothers in arms, family etc. which is totally cool. I used to see them as that for all of 30 seconds and then my brain supplied me with the romantic aspects of it and I liked it. It’s hella beautiful and you don’t have to agree with me, nor am I asking you to. The fact that they’re distant cousins means nothing to me. Totally insignificant.

I hope I provided at least a certain amount of insight on why people ship Dworin. At least I hope we share the same reasons. Wow ok this was long and I’m sorry. All the awards to you if you’ve reached the end without falling asleep. I can’t help it I’m just way too emotional about these two. ( ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

weekend horoscopes!!
  • I know that a lot of people finish their first week of school tomorrow, and that can be stressful, so I thought I'd post this and give everyone some advice and just an idea of what's happening transit-wise. Hope it helps somehow <3
  • Aries: The Sun is squaring Mars right now and that's really difficult for you - you may like what you're passionate about and what's best for you aren't the same right now. I know that having Uranus in your sign for so long must have been messing stuff up anyway, so it's not really looking that good for you, I'm afraid. Just relax, I promise staying still for a while won't kill you. Try to be calm and have some you time.
  • Taurus: Venus is in Libra at the moment, making this a top time for you. Virgo isn't a bad sign for the sun to be in, either. So make the most of the favourable transits and pamper yourself this weekend, or spend time with friends. The Moon and Venus are in sextile currently which makes this a good time for deepening relationships or opening up to partners emotionally. Good luck with whatever you choose to do!
  • Gemini: You really do hate a Mercury retrograde, don't you? There's a slow on your usually quick thoughts and you may have had trouble adjusting to school again (if you go.) Try and put academia out of your mind this weekend by getting any homework done soon, and then engaging in a hobby of yours that doesn't need your brain to not be sludge! Make sure you concentrate hard on that work, though, and don't rush through it.
  • Cancer: The Moon is currently moving through Sagittarius, encouraging you to explore emotionally and this is very important for you. Its sextile with Venus means it could be time to confess to someone your deeper feelings, testing out new ground in a relationship. Don't be afraid - I know that it sounds cliched, but you'll never get anywhere if you don't try. You can do this. Don't worry.
  • Leo: You're always charging ahead, and Mars in Sagittarius is making you want to do so even more, but Mercury retrograde is a time to reflect, not to create, unfortunately. Think back over the past week. What went right, and what went not so right? Think about how you can make sure that the rest of the year goes as smoothly as possible, giving you space to have fun, too. Don't make all the same mistakes again.
  • Virgo: This Mercury retrograde is probably more annoying for you than anyone, because being confused and forgetting something will be stressing you out even more than usual. It is in conjunction with Jupiter right now though, so I would try writing down your feelings - communicating them through any medium could well turn out for the better, and you might even get a stroke of luck and find it's a masterpiece.
  • Libra: Jupiter's about to move into your sign! It's tremendously exciting. Time to prepare for a year of (let me be eloquent about this) pure awesomeness. It's not about to happen straight away, but pretty soon. My advice is to keep your chin up and don't worry too much. Whatever happens now will be easier to sort out when Jupiter moves - you'll feel more at ease, and have a sense of hope and luck.
  • Scorpio: Right now the Sun is trining Pluto; the most beautiful of aspects, and the planet that you feel most at home with. This will result in a general positive feeling for you, although the Moon having recently left your sign may have left you feeling a little disoriented. Try to enjoy the good while it lasts and don't do anything you don't want to, this is a good time for you to be you and no-one else.
  • Sagittarius: The Moon's in your sign and you're lapping it up. Your feelings are going in all sorts of crazy directions, but hey! That's fine by you. You've also got Mars lumped in there and you'll be full of energy if you let yourself. Don't let school tire you out, because this weekend will be crazy fun if you let it. Staying in all the time will drive you insane, so go out and enjoy yourself! You deserve it.
  • Capricorn: Pluto's been in your sign for a while, which was always going to bug you, but right now it's squaring Venus, meaning that your tendency to destroy and rebuild right now could be messing with your love life. For the next few days, stop trying to weed out all the bad, and just enjoy the good for what it is. Perhaps it would be better to address your problems once the Moon moves into Capricorn.
  • Aquarius: Mercury retrograde's getting on everyone's nerves and you're definitely no exception. Don't beat yourself up if you forget the answer in class a couple times, or leave your bus pass at home by mistake. This weekend, get your homework over with quickly and spend time with friends. Don't talk about school, it'll just end up stressing you out, and you won't be in the right mindset to make next week better.
  • Pisces: Neptune's a slow moving planet, so you've been enjoying the effects of it being in its home sign - yours! - for a while now. But currently, it has unfavourable aspects with both the Moon and the Sun, so try not to get stuck in dreams as you often do. Doing so will not be best for you and could land you in a bit of trouble.
The One He Won't Forget

Summary: Dan Howell is a serial killer who picks up hitchhikers and murders them, but this hitchhiker has the same intention as him….

A/n: this is based off a text post which I can’t find for the life of me, but you’ll know if you find it. I liked writing this. I guess after seeing suicide squad it interesting to play around with concept of insanity. Let me know if you liked this one, I kind of want to do one loosely based off the joker and Harley Quinn :)

Warnings: murder, mental illness, also the two main characters are psychopaths so Y'know

The rain tapped on the window of Dan’s new car, soft and gently. Two words that are alien to Dan. He drove steadily keeping a keen eye by the side of the road, checking for anyone who may need a ride. He always liked this part of the procedure, it gave him time to reflect. He’d had a good run that evening, two lone uni boys and a couple. He preferred killing men. It meant he could ‘have a little fun’ before sticking a bullet in their skull. It was odd, as Dan never felt guilt when he took people lives. Perhaps that stemmed from his childhood.

Dan’s parents didn’t agree with him not being straight, but the fact he didn’t even identify with a label only infuriated his parents more. The neglect and hate his parents gave him made Dan a very lonely person. And subsequently made him psychotic. An extreme case, but Dan wasn’t exactly sane, even when his parents loved him.

The brown haired psychopath was soon brought out of his own thoughts when a dark figure waving their thumb stepped out into the road. It was about 1 am and Dan was getting tired. This would be Dan’s last victim of the night. As he got close to figure, he saw a a mess of black hair and piercing blue eyes. The man had a child like smile plastered on his face. Oh, this was too easy for Dan, it’s not like the guy would put up much of a fight.
Dan opened his car door and a very wet man fell into the front seat. Clumsy too.
‘Thank you so much, I was worried I would be sleeping by the side of the road! Oh, my names Phil by the way, Phil Lester’. He held out his hand cheerfully for Dan to shake. Surprised by his attitude, Dan shook Phil’s hand. ‘I’m Daniel, where can I take you to’. Dan never introduced himself as Dan, always Daniel, professional Daniel. He hated strangers calling him Dan. 'Waterloo station if you don’t mind, I know trains aren’t running at this time but there are hotels near by. Also can I call you Dan?’ Well, looks like Dan would have to like his nickname tonight.

The men drove in silence, until Phil broke it. He was fidgety and he kept rummaging through his rucksack. Dan found it irritating, but couldn’t stay mad at the boy. He was interesting and quirky. Too bad he’ll be dead in the next hour. 'Where you from Phil?’. Dan never asked personal questions about his victims, but he felt like he wanted to know this guy more. 'Originally from Rosendale up north, but I’ve just moved to London, what about you?’. Dan was surprised, people never asked about his personal life, they were always too busy going on about where they were heading. 'Wokingham’, his reply short and sweet. He hoped Phil would continue the conversation as he loved hearing him talk. He almost forgot that he was mean to be killing the guy.

They talked for a while before Dan decided enough was enough. As much as he liked the guy (maybe even loved) it was getting late and his gun had gone too long without releasing a bullet. He took a wrong turn which lead down a dark, narrow road. It was time.

'We’re here’. Dan’s tone was flat. He expected Phil to be scared and to immediately question Dan, but he didn’t. Phil got out the car with his bag. Dan was concerned, and stepped out the car to follow Phil, keeping his gun in his jacket pocket. Phil was bent over, again checking through his bag when Dan spoke. 'What? Aren’t you worried? This obviously isn’t Waterloo station!’. Dan was usually a lot more professional than this, but he was just so astounded by Phil’s behaviour.

Dan’s knees went weak and he suddenly felt fear. He had never encountered this. Phil’s expression had changed. His eyes were cold and he had a gun pointed in Dan’s direction. 'Oh no Daniel, I’m not worried, this location is perfect.’ A smirk grew on his face, but quickly vanished as Dan pulled out a pistol from his jacket. 'Looks like we both have the same intention’. 'So who pulls the trigger first, you or me?’ The men stood at gunpoint for a few more moments before Phil spoke up. 'My gun has to shoot something each night for me to stay happy Daniel, and I don’t plan on being shot’. Dan had read the situation oh so wrong. Phil was psychotic, just like him. He felt fear, but also love for the man. He liked this new feeling of being dominated. Dan dropped his gun and put his hands in the air. 'Do your worst’. As Dan said those words, he shut his eyes preparing for the pain.

Bang.

Dan opened his eyes to see Phil with his gun pointed in the air. Dan was speechless. Did this man like him too much to kill him? Phil walked over to Dan before grabbing his chin harshly. 'I need a place to stay, and I assume you live near here. So I’m staying over or the next bullet that leaves my gun will find its way into your skull, understand?’. Yup, Dan was hard. But he wasn’t going to let his guard down. 'Sure, then what? Who’s to say I don’t kill you at my house?’ Dan felt quite proud with his response, but Phil immediately shot him down. 'Oh Dan, you love me too much to kill me, and don’t act like you don’t’. Phil knew how to degrade someone in 2 seconds flat. How did he know, was it that obvious? His mind went blank as Phil kissed him, immediately followed by a slap and laughter. But not the giggly laughter Dan once heard earlier that night. No, this was a menacing laugh. Dan liked this. He loved someone loving him. He loved being degraded. He loved Phil, even after knowing for all of an hour. Phil drove to the nearest hotel, Dan was too busy with….polishing Phil’s gun.

He did not know that this is how his evening would end.

Y’all need to chill honestly

What even is all this fuss about?
A character that’s asexual and by that ruins your fangirls need?

Do you people realise how much of an unnecessary scandal this has been?
One thing is to question the inconsistency the authors made in certain aspects, but what you’re all doing is far from that.

You’re acting like Mika being asexual completly restrains your freedom to interpret Mikayuu, when all it does is give Mikas character a more realistic trait.

Guys, Mika being asexual doesn’t change anything that we were doing before. It doesn’t make his relationship with Yuu (which, by the way, I also believe is a demi/asexual) any less strong.

It also doesn’t kill the possibility of them making love.
All it does, for example, is show that Mika (and other vampires) don’t have the same interest Norito has in seeing the curves of a girls body.

What you all need to comprehend, is that the way you’re acting, is the same as if a straight person with no knowledge of homesexuality were questioning what makes gay people gay and how that doesn’t affect the aspect of their love nonethless.

So yes, Mika is asexual.

Yes, he doesn’t feel horny when looking at people he has no interest in.

No, his and Yuus relationship doesn’t need to have sex to be strong.

Mika can still feel like making love to Yuu.

Because if that happens, it won’t just be a sexual drive, it will be their feelings overwhelming them so much, making them want to stay with each other so much, that it just happens naturally, without any sexual instincts. It’s just starts slowly, and them it get’s there because they need one another.

So, I truly do hope you all understand what this means. You don’t need to act differently towards them (as long as as your view doesn’t involves fetish that is, because that’s something most asexuals don’t like) just do what you’ve been doing all this time. Love the way they look and act towards each other, how happy they are in the presence of their beloved one, how they act like dorks, smilling to the full extent of their soul.

notlikethebread  asked:

great korra/kuvira analysis. based on what you said (and your thoughts on korrasami), what do you think korra's relationship with kuvira would be post-finale/during her sentencing? and how would asami feel about it, considering kuvira killed her dad?

Well, I was kind of getting at it in my last paragraph (plus saw the opportunity to use Sondheim’s lyrics), but I don’t personally see Korra and Kuvira having that much of a relationship. I’m not saying Kuvira’s beyond redemption at all, but I think any sort of redemptive arc will require Suyin to be taking a more active role. This analysis by scottpaladin brilliantly highlights just how deeply personal Kuvira’s motivations were, which is quite separate from anything to do with Korra.

For Korra’s part, we saw her ability to empathize with both Kuvira and Zaheer, and that’s important. But it’s not like that erases their negative impacts. Korra still saw Kuvira destroy the city. We saw how Korra reacted to Hiroshi’s death too: she looked upset for Asami and then fiercely determined to take Kuvira down. That’s not something she’s just going to forget, and given that she’s supporting her grieving girlfriend, it’s not like establishing a relationship with Kuvira would be something she’d do flippantly.

Because Korra “sees a lot of herself” in Kuvira, I guess it’s possible she’d want to help her out, but keep in mind Kuvira doesn’t really need to “heal” or anything (unless you want to say she has to recover from a bout of meglomania, which is a bit woolly). I think any “redemption” would be more about Kuvira coming to a point of full remorse, sort of what I think they tried to show with Hiroshi.

Actually interestingly both Hiroshi and Kuvira only apologized for that which was very personal to them…Hiroshi was sorry for hurting Asami specifically, but never actually indicated any remorse for buying into Amon’s cause (maybe that was off-“camera” or implied??). Kuvira apologized to Suyin for the “anguish” she caused the Beifongs, but never really admits wrongdoing for like, the destruction and oppression. Just that she’ll “accept” the punishment because The Avatar has greater power than she could ever “hope to achieve.” I think it’s clear Kuvira understood she went to far and was acting out of an insecurity, but I’m not sure it’s clear that she knows where she crossed the line or at what point her goals became muddied by her personal agenda. Frankly that’s something that still alludes us.

Annnyyyway, if Kuvira does come around on that last point, Suyin’s likely going to play a crucial role. If it so happens that Korra wants to help her (maybe even at Suyin’s behest), which is far from a certain thing, you can bet your ass she’d talk to Asami beforehand. I don’t see anything like that coming between them. Also Hiroshi’s murder, though personally affecting to Asami, wasn’t a personal act against him by Kuvira. To Kuvira, it was an enemy killed in the battlefield. It’s a small and maybe meaningless distinction, but I don’t see Asami harboring an excessive grudge against Kuvira for that reason. She’s not going to be Kuvira’s fan obviously–but who is, really? Look at Republic City. IMO she and Korra might have a very similar view on Kuvira, especially assuming Korra told her about their Spirit World conversation. One thing that’s clear about Korrasami is that they go to great lengths to understand each other’s emotions and viewpoints. I don’t think Kuvira is any exception.

Scarlet Heart: Ryeo Episodes 10-11 (part 1)

[It’s finally happened, my thoughts on a pair of episodes have ballooned to such a degree that I can’t put the all in one post. The things this show does to me. I avoid BBJX altogether this week, but the post still includes spoilers through episode 11 of SH:R. Part 1 sticks mostly to episode 10 and the SoSoo dynamic. Part 2 will deal with Court Lady Oh, Wook and broader themes. Enjoy.]

Let’s talk about the unexpected positives that came out of the end of episode 9: Contrary to what many people feared, Soo did not waiver and begin to fall for So during the kiss scene, or at the beach, or even during the makeup scene that followed. In fact, Soo’s heart didn’t waiver throughout episode 10. She was very firm and clear with So about her feelings, and seemed to have every intention of marrying Wook and trying to make a life with him far away from the intrigues of the palace.

And I think So’s sentiments are supposed to have a certain ambiguity, not just for the audience but for Soo. Is he the dangerous, possessive homicidal maniac who would kill for her without hesitation or remorse (whether she wants it or not)? Or is he the emotionally inarticulate little boy struggling to make his feelings known to her, when the language of love is so totally unknown to him he can only express it in warlike terms? 

The answer I keep coming back to being…can’t it be both? A character like Wang So can be more than one thing.

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Sean Maguire Meet

Okay so I know I promised this so here we go. 

Obviously I was aware that Sean’s character would potentially be killed off back in February, when these tickets went on sale. I live in Washington, D.C. and most Cons are too far away for me to afford it. The OUATCon in NJ was announced and I immediately bought tickets. I wanted to see Sean specifically, even more so after the way he was killed off and his treatment by the writers.

My boyfriend and I go to Disney ALOT, and a big part of Disney is the pin trading that they have. I wanted to give Sean something to let him know that we love him and he is appreciated. So I found this:

The photo-ops are not too great an opportunity to speak. They were playing very loud music and barely spent more than 7 seconds with them. My bf and I opted for the Sean and Lana op together. He really likes her (so do I), but I really love Robin Hood anything so I gravitate more towards Sean.

LET ME TELL YOU that pictures and tv do not even do him justice. He is absolutely gorgeous and his eyes are this deep cerulean blue that you can just get lost in. His energy and smile are infectious. He immediately noticed my By Hook or By Crook shirt and smiled SO BIG and said “I like your shirt! Come here!” I kind of feel weird about just running up and hugging/touching celebrities (this isn’t a jab to anyone that does or whatever I just personally like to make it their decision if that happens.) He put his arm around me, we took the picture. I honestly don’t even remember taking the picture because his little jacket was super fuzzy and I was like….ooooo fuzzzzzzyy….anyways,  I lightly touched Lana’s hand as we walked away and said, “HI!!!!! Thank you!!!!!” She smiled so big, it could have lit up am entire city. Her smile is just…..honestly it’s breathtaking. Anyways here’s the picture! Not the best quality, I didn’t get a JPEG of it.

I really didn’t have time to talk to him, so I waited for the autograph session. Here’s how that went:

I walked up to him and said “Hi!”, he was like “Hello again!!!” He recognized my shirt from before. Only 3 other people that I saw had a By Hook or By Crook shirt. I told him I got up that morning at 4am to drive to come see him specifically. His eyes widened, and he said “From where?” I said, “Maryland, outside of D.C.”. He smiled, looked at my boyfriend, winked and said “Sorry mate”. Then he looked back at me. I said that I’m going to miss his presence on the show and that I was sorry for what happened (I didn’t want to bring a lot of negativity to him). He stood up immediately and reached for me across the table and we hugged. He said he was so touched. Then I handed him the pin and said that I got it for him from Disney, they are collectible and you can trade for them and I got this one hoping I could give it to him. His eyes got really big and my boyfriend said he looked like he was tearing up, I didn’t notice because I was super nervous. I told him I wanted him to know that he was appreciated, and that we love him, and that he does so many great things for people. He was quiet for a moment and said “Thank you so much, I will truly cherish this”.Then he looked at my shirt again and told me that it made him so happy that I had that because it meant so much to him and Colin, as the proceeds go to a Vancouver women’s shelter. I told him I bought like 5 things. He stood up and hugged me again super tight, for a longer moment. Then he sat down and continued to thank me about By Hook or by Crook, the making of the beer, and how lovely all this was. I could tell the people behind me were getting annoyed so I said, “we appreciate you so much Sean. We will always be following you. Bye!” He waved and I waved and then I moved it along.

Takeaways from this:

He is the sweetest, gentlest soul I have ever met. You don’t find many celebrities/actors/entertainers as down to earth as this.

His wife is GORGEOUS (she was hovering around the actors).

HE SMELLS AMAZING. It’s like a really really light cologne, paired with the smell of fall, and a touch of a nice sharp champagne. (honestly he kind of does smell like forest…..)

His accent is perfection

He genuinely CARES about us.

Anyways this was just more than I could have asked for. I hope this post helps people feel better about our Fallen Archer <3

I’m gonna go ahead and have another probably unpopular opinion here. If you’re super shippy and that’s the reason you’re on tumblr, it’s highly probable that you don’t want to read this post. Just sayin’.

Look, I ship Caryl like it’s my job. I have shipped it since the moment Daryl handed Carol the pickaxe and stared in fascinated horror as she smashed the hell out of Ed’s brains. I do not ship Carol and Tobin. And wow, I’m exhausted by the number of comments I’ve gotten on various posts – comments that go something along the lines of, “Why would anyone who loves Carol want this relationship for her?” blah blah blah. Because I love her with my soul and I do not want that relationship for her. You can go back on my blog until the end of time and you will never find a single post that says Carol’s relationship with Tobin is healthy, intended to be long-term, or meant to indicate anything besides Carol’s deteriorating mental health and her unsuccessful attempts to save herself from the abyss.

I do not ship it. I just don’t.

However, I have seen some seriously disturbing posts floating about here and there over the last few weeks. I mean, the ones from Carol’s number one fandom hater honestly just make me laugh. We all know her terrifying, misogynist agenda and honestly I dismiss every word of her bs with a superior shrug, because it must truly suck to hate women that much.

But I’ve also seen several posts floating about in the tags and occasionally even on my dash, posts that lowkey (or even highkey, ugh) try to make Carol’s relationship with Tobin about Daryl, or even worse, try to suggest that Carol has done something “wrong” and Daryl has some sort of right to feel … well. What’s the word even? Judgy? Slighted? Angry? Jealous? Disappointed?

There’s just this unbelievably creepy thread of unspoken suggestion that Carol was supposed to be “saving” herself for him or something, and I find the entire conversation so upsetting.

The thing is, this isn’t Daryl’s story. It’s Carol’s. This story is about Carol. It’s about her finally smashing into the wall and discovering that she no longer has the ability to deal with everything she’s had to do since she killed Karen and David. It’s about her hitting rock bottom (good lord – hopefully) with nowhere to go but up.

The entire time that Carol’s been slowly coming apart, Daryl’s been doing his own thing, dealing with his own shit. I’m not faulting him for that – this post isn’t remotely a finger pointing post. (I can’t believe that every single member of Team Family isn’t constantly suffering from every last symptom of PTSD, tbh.)

But here’s my issue.

There is not one single moment in canon that suggests Carol “owes” Daryl a single thing in terms of romantic “fidelity.” They’re not a couple. They’re not dating. He’s never once expressed any romantic interest in her. The few times she’s flirted with him, he’s responded with embarrassment and deflection. This man has had five seasons (we’re gonna write off S1 because well, Ed just died and that’s rude) to make a move, and he hasn’t done so, despite what I see as clear signals from Carol that she’d be open to it.

Because I’m a shipper, of course I read all of this as nothing more than evidence of Daryl’s spectacular lack of knowledge regarding relationships, his probable belief that he’s not remotely good enough for her, his total lack of self confidence in this arena, and as I already mentioned, the fact that he’s dealing with many epic issues of his own. 

Personally, I can’t imagine that he doesn’t know about Carol and Tobin’s relationship. This is the man who’s supposed to be one of the most observant members of Team Family, by his own description of himself. How would he not notice Carol sitting on Tobin’s porch every morning, smoking cigarettes and looking sad af? How would he not notice that she’s sleeping at Tobin’s house at night? I mean, canon may prove me wrong as we go into S7 (we all know that I’m super hesitant to make predictions about anything, so I freely admit that this is speculation and nothing more than my opinion based on the history of the characters’ behavior), but at this point that’s how I see it.

I don’t think Daryl’s jealous, or angry, or judging, or disappointed. He loves her, is the thing. Bone deep, he loves her. So at most, he’s sad that he’s not put together enough to be there for her in the way he’d probably most like to be, and also sad that she is in such a bad place that she landed herself in a relationship that could never be more than a temporary band-aid on a potentially fatal wound.

*shrugs* As I said, all of this is nothing more than my personal opinion on the situation. I’m just not here, ever, for even the suggestion of slutshaming Carol for sleeping with Tobin. And I get even more upset when people try to bring Daryl into that equation. Daryl, the man who has always (aside from a few moments in S2, shhhhhhh) unreservedly adored her with no judgment in his heart.

God, I hope S7 lets Carol heal. And of course my shippy self can’t help hoping that Daryl’s allowed to be part of that. But wow, I need these posts that suggest Carol has somehow made herself less “worthy” of his love to die in a fire. Because it’s gross, it’s misogynist, and it’s straight-up wrong.

Figured I’d post this on tumblr, too. 

Title: Burst Rate
Fandom: Life is Strange
Characters: Max, Nathan
Relationship: Platonic Caulscott
Summary: Max and Nathan have a chat a year after the ending of the game.
Warnings: SPOILERS for Episode 5.

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