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Dialogue Prompts

Originally posted by pray-for-the-sun

Dialogue Prompts

1.   “I’m sorry. It’s just everytime you open your mouth, you seem to get even more annoying. Does it take effort to do that?”

2.   “Where did you learn to fight like that?” “Have you ever been to a concert before?”

3.   “Remember that time when I asked for your option?” “No” “ Yeah neither do I”

4.   “Wereyou born this stupid, or were you just dropped on your head one to many times as a child?”

5.   “Please tell me he isn’t doing his victory dance behind me”

6.   “We’re Americans, we have a tendency of going overboard and starting a revolution”

7.   “Can’t we just hug this out?”

8.   “Do you love me?” “Depends on how much food you brought me”

9.   “If your laptop and I were trapped in a housefire and you only had enough time to save one, who would you save?……..Are you seriously having to think about this!?”

10.   “No one likes your jokes” “What are you talking about, the old lady at the store said I was funny!”

11.   “It’s a good plan!…..Okay it’s half of an okay plan…..So it’s actually like a hopeful idea”

12.   “Shouldn’t you be at work?” “Shouldn’t you be out telling little kids that Santa Clause isn’t real”

13.   “Why can’t the world just chill for one second”

14.   “Let’s say, hypthetically of course, that I needed help hiding a body-” “Hold up let me get a shovel”

15.   “Is he always this rude?” “Only when he watches Gossip Girls”

16.   “How can you look so attrative while crying?”

17.   “Wow we are screwed” “Really, what could possibly make you say that?”

18.   “Please don’t leave me. I love you”

19.   “I trusted you”

20.   “You’re just going to turn your back on everyone, again” “It was a defensive habit, I didn’t mean to.”

21.   “I almost died!” “Death by a hamster, I would pay to see that”

22.   “Newt Scamander, wouldn’t treat me like this!” “Well Newt is a fictional character” “How dare you!”

23.   “Did you even sleep last night?” “I’ll sleep when I’m dead”

24.   “Pretty sure none of this was suppose to happen”

25.   “Don’t you dare die on me….We’re suppose to grow old together”

26.   “You are my sunshine….my only sunshine…I never told you….How much I love you.”

27.   “I’m not strong or brave, but I will fight for you”

28.   “This can’t be real”

29.   “How did you two become friends?” “I punched him in the face and he gave me a highfive” 

30.   “This is not what I envisioned when you said: wanna play a game.”

                   I’ll be here waiting for requests

Originally posted by drunkbroadway

(please send your requests through the inbox)

BTS Reaction to Their GF Finding Out About Their Erection

Incognito; my request for you is a bts reaction to their girlyfriend finding out about their erection??

Note: I totally forgot I made this a while back lmfao I crack myself up | REPOSTED *credit to gif owners*

Jin ➳ He felt it slowly spring to life while you two were watching a movie at the movie theaters. You were too engrossed with the movie to notice how uncomfortable he was sitting, and as he put the popcorn container on the floor, your hand instantly went to his lap to grab more—only for it to jab his clothed erection. He stiffened and you flamed red, looking to Jin wide eyed as he slowly turned to you only to stare you down. “Sh.” He whispered, and you nodded; quickly turning away while not being able to keep your focus on the movie anymore.

Originally posted by jungkookiescookies

Suga ➳ He was sitting on the couch while you glared at him, his fingers were holding the loops of your pants while he pulled you closer to him and had you sit down on his lap. You felt something poke the inside of your thigh, and you wriggled around to find that your suspicions may be true once Yoongi tried to stiffle a moan. You raised an eyebrow, staring at the man as he gave you a mischievous grin and as you quickly tried to get back up; he held you in place. “I-is that your-?”

“Yes, yes it is.” He said, nodding while he slowly leaned in before catching your lips in a soft kiss.

Originally posted by jeonsshi

J-Hope ➳ You two were laughing madly on the bed before going to sleep, finding a hilarious video online and watching it over and over again. It was sort of sexual, but you passed it off as something normal and apart of the joke. The only thing is, someone else took it seriously, having some thoughts slowly drown him in. You threw your phone on the bedside table, turning off the lamp while you still giggled about the video until you pulled yourself into Hoseok’s chest, feeling something poking at your torso. You looked up to him, eyebrows furrowed and he winked at you, a small smirk reaching his lip. “Do you still want to have fun?”

Originally posted by theseoks

RapMonster You were annoyed with how Namjoon kept squirming and being outright awkward while you two were at a family ball. You had enough when someone tried talking to him but he just plain out ignored them, so you grabbed his hand and took him somewhere quieter, looking to his pocket and seeing something bulging out. You became angrier, glaring at the confused man. “Really? So your fat ass was hiding food?” You snapped, quickly reaching in his pocket only to nearly rip off his clothed erection.

You froze, slowly looking up to the man who was flushed from embarrassment. “Oh dear god.” He murmured in pain and you just walked away, too petrified to face him.

Originally posted by namseok

Jimin You had both been watching Fifty Shades Darker, and you couldn’t help but laugh at the sudden atrocious scenes that had taken place in the movie. You turned to Jimin to see if he found the movie as hysterical as you did, but when you found him blushing madly and struggling to keep his breath normal, you glanced down to find the large bulge threatening to rip itself out from his sweats and make itself known. “Oh,” you whispered as you smirked sadistically, leaning towards Jimin who was mortified and looked away quickly in embarrassment, “you must really enjoy this movie, huh, Jiminie?”

Originally posted by aestheticvbts

➳ He was innocently sitting on a bench at the park while he waited for you to come back from a clothing store nearby. You saw him, and on instinct ran while throwing yourself onto his lap and he immediately threw his head back, a groan escaping his lips as he turned to glare at you. You instantly got off him, apologizing over and over but he was still in pain. “Really?” He spat, looking towards the softening covered bulge. “Not only do you frustrate me but you also get to hurt me?” You began to splutter, looking away in fright and he only grabbed your wrist, pulling you to him as he got your full attention. “It’s time to go home.”

Originally posted by jeuguk

Jungkook ➳ You both were outside during the night, staring towards the stars littering the dusky sky. The air was calm, and as you kept teasing Jungkook he couldn’t help but smile at how happy you made him, that was, until you stumbled a little and grabbed onto his jeans, ahem, his clothed member to keep your balance. Your eyes widened, quickly letting go as you wondered if whatever you had felt was really there and when Jungkook’s smile vanished as he stared at you expectantly—time froze. “We should go inside.” He suggested, and you gulped, agreeing with the man.

Originally posted by jengkook


I’ve never done an ‘Imagine’ before so please bear with me. This little idea wouldn’t leave my head so I had to write it.

Originally posted by knightlley

Imagine you being best friends with Tony and Clay. You’re the one girl who’s either oblivious to all the cute boys around you and/or you’re the one girl who brushes off all flirtatious comments thrown at you. However, there is one boy who’s truly interested in you and he finally decides to make it known when Valentine’s Day rolls around.

Jeff X Reader

Walking through the school hall, you wrinkle your nose at the red and pink paper hearts adorning the walls. Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and posters advertise dollar carnations so you can buy your Valentine all he/she deserves. It’s not that you have anything against the Hallmark holiday, it’s just.. all so pink and definitely not one of your favorite colors.

You make it to gym, pasting on a frown as you trudge inside. Making a beeline for the coach, you pass over a note and wait patiently as it’s read. The coach scoffs, you bite back a smirk and then trudge over to the bleachers when the coach grunts in acknowledgement of having read the note before waving you off. When you stomp halfway up said bleachers, you let your book bag fall with a content sigh before laying down on your stomach on one of the bleacher seats while pillowing your head atop your crossed arms. 

“You look cozy,” you hear Tony’s familiar voice say. “What excuse is it this time?”

“Killer cramps and a heavy flow. I enjoy grossing out the coach.” Cracking open an eye, you see Tony decked out in gym wear sitting right in front of you, grinning. “Having a vagina really has it’s perks.”

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Request(s): I think the request are open(sorry if there not), but what about from your first promplist nr 5, nr6 or nr 60 with Murphy? 🙏

Pairing: Murphy/Girlfriend!Y/n

Word Count: 1,200 (it was supposed to be shorter, oops)

Originally posted by richard-harmon-gifs



“How long do you think we’ll last without those supplies? We’re looking at a twenty mile trek, okay? So if we want to get there before dark we need to leave. Now” Clarke was trying to get people to move. The ark had dropped them on the wrong mountain, and without the supplies they would die quickly.

“I have a better idea” Bellamy spoke up, “You go and find it for us. Let the privileged do the hard work for a change.”

Delinquents shouted a ton of “yeah”’s in the air.

“You’re not listening. We all need to go” Wells spoke up, gesturing with his hands to try and get some motivation.

You stood near Bellamy and Octavia. You had ventured off not soon after landing, looking around the earth around you. You got back quick enough however, to see your boyfriend pick a fight with someone.

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anonymous asked:

I went to the Newark a concert last night and got to see Jungkook's heart eyes first hand and wow they made me blush like how does Jimin survive? Like every time Jimin talked Jungkook stared at him like he hug the moon I swear to god.

Oh my god? You are so lucky you were able to witness it first hand! Jungkook’s heart eyes for Jimin are absolutely no joke. He looks at him like he’s the sun, moon, and stars–hell, galaxy! I hope your heart is steady after last night because mine would have stopped! I seriously hope I get to see some great jikook moments at my concert and I hope you had an amazing time last night!

Originally posted by fxck-jikook

Originally posted by sugutie

can’t wait ♡

anonymous asked:

At first I found the joke about jimin around whit people funny, because I'm a POC that works in retail that's my face all the time with rude costumers but then I just started disliking the joke. Cause you can tell my baby just shy and he doesn't know what to do exactly. He's in a new culture and country so of course he's going to act a little confused and mono tone. The he was getting hate that seriously was so stupid. I hope he doesn't see any of it because I don't want him to beat himself up.

Thank you for agreeing with me! I’m just furious about how people can overlook the fact that at least some people that has the same point of view as mine and disagreeing with the “joke” were not thinking about how it would hurt the “white” but JIMIN!!!! 

Why use color? Why use his pics in such a joke? I am offended by the joke, not because it uses the word “white”, but because you use Jimin for your ridiculous vendetta. Do you know how much hate he will get by people who misunderstood things? Do you know how many people are now looking at the boys and into the fandom thanks to Billboard? And how many there are that just now joining the fandom and might not get the joke?

No, I’m not talking about how it’s hurt people in that skin color, or any certain race. But how it will hurt Jimin. Don’t you people know how easy it is for them to get access to everything we put online? Even if you’re going to say “no, the boys don’t have tumblr”. This is the internet! People in twitter has access as much as we have to theirs and they can spread our posts as much as we can spread theirs on our blogs, and it’ll be no problem for that “joke” to reach their eyes sooner or later. Stop overlooking that fact alone, and please consider how Jimin would feel if he sees, when he must’ve already feel bad that day for being so out of place and nervous about the award and the event itself. He was in a foreign land. If only you use the caption “Let me go home” instead of that caption, then I will laugh along with you.

Anonymous said: It’s a joke. Don’t worry it won’t be affecting white peoples privilege in the end of the day :-) I don’t care if they get butt hurt over a joke when they don’t get discriminated/oppressed in real life. Poc get murdered for just their skin color and lots of other things I can say.

This message just came in at the same time I was typing that long answer above, so I’m just going to put this here because I know there are many of you who thinks the same as this person and I hate having to type my answer all over again, when I know for some reason our logical answers can never get through to your heads. Please read my long answer above your message, my kind person. And tell me this, have you watched the current interview on Kiisfm FB live? Did you see the interviewer mentioning to the boys how the phrase “third guy from the left” becomes a trending topic? Now when you do see this, please imagine if the boys go to the internet, and not only they find those posts about Jin and Jungkook, but also the Jimin’s “joke”. Now try to imagine how they feel about it, and come back to me. Please don’t point your fingers at me calling me whitey as you guys did to my POC friends. I’m Asian. My skin color tone is yellow and I have nothing against others with different skin color than mine.

This will be the last time I answer this matter. Like I said in the previous tag, anyone coming in trying to talk about this again and disregard my long ass answer above will be ignored. I’m done talking. And if you’re not going to listen then so be it. I’m just praying no hell is going to be let loose. And praying that Jimin is having a hell of fun out there.

anonymous asked:

Can I request a short reaction on how Monsta X would react to y/n being insecure with her body? :)


Shownu: So this gentle giant probably wouldn’t understand why you were insecure, to be honest. Because in his eyes, you were beyond beautiful and you were absolutely wonderful. After you explained why you felt the way you did, he would make sure to tell you how beautiful you were and how much he loved you whenever he got the chance.

Originally posted by hyungnu

 Wonho: This sweet, sweet man. He loves you so much. Seriously, though… he is going to be a little upset. Not at you, of course, but probably at himself for not realizing it sooner. Even though insecurities are not easily fixed or simply washed away, he is going to do everything that he can, and go out of his way to help you through it until you realize your true beauty. You deserve to feel beautiful.

Originally posted by wonhontology

Minhyuk: Oh, lord. This just…will not do. Oh, no. He doesn’t want his darling feeling this way. But knowing how you feel about yourself, it’ll hurt him a bit. Minhyuk doesn’t want you feeling this way. At all. He and Wonho are quite similar with this type of thing, I think. He would literally do anything to help you, even if he is aware that sometimes insecurities need to be realized and handled by the person that they’re harming. Still, he’ll do everything that he can.

Originally posted by wonhontology

Kihyun: Hm. Kihyun. He’s definitely going to help you and try to understand what is going on in your mind with how you look or feel about yourself. Although, he’ll probably want you to learn how to help yourself. LET ME EXPLAIN! Of course, he will support you every step of the way and take your hand when you need it, but he wants you to know that you can do this with or without him. The first step to loving yourself is being able to take that first step by yourself, even if it’s a bit wobbly.

Originally posted by wonhontology

Hyungwon: I’m almost certain that he’ll be similar to Kihyun. He’s going to want you to try this for yourself, but please understand that he’ll constantly be behind you, supporting you. Hyungwon is human too, as you and the other members; he probably has his own insecurities and knows what it’s like, so he won’t give up on you. If anything he’ll be the one to give you a comforting nudge to keep you going.

Originally posted by kihqun

Jooheon: This boy knows what insecurities are first hand. If I’m not mistaken, his insecurities reside with his looks/weight, right? So, of course, he will support you and he’ll probably walk through the journey with you so that you both can work through your insecurities and not let them blind either of you.

Originally posted by wonyeols

I.M: So when we usually see I.M, he’s being silly and joking around. When he realizes that you’re insecure about something, he might get a little serious or he might even try to lighten your mood with some dumb jokes. I mean I.M was probably so insecure when he was introduced to the members and possible members on No. Mercy. I mean, he was treated like an outsider and it wasn’t like anyone was super kind him. He was probably doubting his skills. But I digress. You two probably have very different insecurities, but insecurities are still insecurities however you look at them. So he will be supportive, a little sad, but supportive and he will always tell you that he loves you and that you’re strong.

Originally posted by kihyxnie

I hope you were able to enjoy this mess. No, but seriously, this was a lot of fun and if you liked it, feel free to request again. <3

BTS reaction to their s/o ranting in their native tongue

Rap Monster: Most likely, Namjoon would learn his s/o’s native tongue. However, these words were the few he hadn’t learnt. He’d try to piece together the sentences you were saying but would obviously pick up that you were frustrated. He would try to talk to you about it and comfort you in any way.

Jin’s eyes would widen and he’d look around to watch you rant. He’d worry but wait until you cooled off, then he’d talk to you about things. Unless, it wasn’t a serious issue. In that case, he’d probably laugh and snort at your cute expressions while you were frustrated. He’d rush over to you and wrap his arms around you, whispering soft words of comfort into your ear in a teasing manor.

Suga would not know how to deal with it. Not knowing what you were saying Suga would try to stay as quiet as possible until he felt it was the right moment to ask you if you were okay. Depending on the situation, you would respond seriously or in a joking manor. Suga would react appropriately depending on the situation, of course.

J-Hope would look over at you immediately, watching curiously as you spoke. I see Hoseok interrupting you and asking you if you were alright. Either way, he would come and help you out. Even if it was over a stupid little inconvenience.

Jimin squeal and giggle at you. Jokingly, you would throw a pillow in his direction and whine that he stop. Jimin would agree to stop and rush over to help. He’d ask you what you needed and try to do it for you. Eventually, he’d get frustrated as well and whine.

V would be confused at first, depending on the language you used the most around each other, he would try to figure out what you were saying. After failing miserably, he would cluelessly ask you what you were saying. You would explain your situation in a language he could understand and he’d quickly come over to comfort you.

Jungkook would be a confused but not as clever as Taehyung as to interrupt you to ask what was wrong. Frankly, he’d be too frightened to ask. He’d watch you and you’d eventually see his frightened expression and calm down. You would apologize and explain the situation. Jungkook would then help you out calmly and really help you stay calm throughout the whole process.

-Admin Mars

Title: Secret’s Out

Characters: Veronica Sawyer, Heather Chandler, Heather McNamara, Heather Duke

Pairings: Heather Chandler/Veronica Sawyer (also a mention of Veronica/JD but literally just that)

Summary: prompt for krystarodrigeuz, they wanted basically how everyone and the other Heathers reacted to finding out that Veronica and Heather were dating, modern AU

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7 Days of Heaven (Day 4 – Jackson)


Teaser 1 Teaser 2  Prologue Day 1-Jaebum Day 2-Mark  Day 3-JinyoungDay 5-Youngjae  Day 6-Bambam Day 7-Yugyeom

Characters:  Jackson Wang (GOT7) X You (OC/Reader) X GOT7 members

Genre:  Smut

Warning/s:  Overstimulation (like…. Lots of it), Dirty talk, Squirting, Masturbation, Fingering (I AM GOING TO HELL ASKASDOIGHSADKLGE)

Length:   3, 507 words

A/N:  So here’s the 4th installment of 7 Days of Heaven!  I hope you guys enjoy and please take the warnings seriously because I ain’t joking so please proceed with caution. edit: removed the bl word ;)

Also didn’t have a lot of time to proofread so my apologies about any errors.

“Jackson Wang, on the other hand…” You continued your disgraceful confession as Mark went back to the living room – making Jaebum stand up right away.

“So, you were saying, babe?” Mark reappears beside you and you’re now being sandwiched by him and Jinyoung.

“Don’t call me babe.”  You rolled your eyes at him and Jinyoung fixes your hair because it’s already blocking your face.  He grabs your ponytail from the table and ties your hair.

“So, yeah, when you went out I was about to talk about Jackson… That guy has the best arms in the group, I think?”  Jinyoung finished tying your hair and you threw your body against his.

“He would be so loud for sure – lots of dirty talking… and would be so into overstimulation!”  You let a small laugh and Jinyoung just sighed heavily; not knowing if they still wanted to continue asking you about your desires about them.

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anonymous asked:

hey, can I get some advice? I've been working on a book for the past few years, and 2 of the main cast are jewish (the protagonist and his older sister). their faith isn't the main focus of the book, and the brother doesn't really practice, but I want to include it as an important part of their lives. what are some aspects of being jewish that you wish were included more in fiction? is there anything I should know (dos/don'ts)? thank you!

hm, this is a really broad question. i’ll do my best with general answers but please send me follow-up questions so i can be more useful (off-anon is better so we can have more of a conversation).

DO include:

  1. a sense of justice and duty to improve the world.
    whether or not you are religious, being jewish means a lifelong devotion to improving the world. jews have been involved in every civil rights movement you can think of. look into the jewish values of tikkun olam, “repairing the world,” and tzedakah, literally meaning “justice,” “righteousness,” or “fairness,” but used in practice to mean “charity” or “generosity.” these values extend beyond the purely religious and are a fundamental part of jewish life.
  2. an inclination to analyze and debate.
    jews are stereotyped as nerdy and argumentative, and there’s a real reason for it: judaism highly values academic debate. judaism is characterized by struggle, not only with our oppression but with everything. we are taught to struggle with tradition even as we celebrate it, to struggle with authority even as we respect it, to struggle with g-d even as we love him and he loves us. jews will sit down and talk about one word choice in one passage of the torah for six hours, exploring every possible meaning.
  3. specificity.
    if you want your characters to be accurately jewish, you’ll have to be more specific.
    what ethnicity are they? are they ashkenazi (european jews), sephardic (jews descending from spain), mizrahi (MENA jews), beta israel (jews descending from ethiopia)? are they converts? are they mixed?
    what branch of judaism do they belong to? are they orthodox, conservative, reform, reconstructionist? are they hasidic?
    the answer will change what foods they eat, what music they listen to, what language they speak at home, how they practice certain holidays, how men and women interact with each other, how modestly they dress, whether or not your male character shaves, what superstitions they hold, whether or not they’re allowed to get tattoos, how they interact with their elders, and more.
    obviously if these things aren’t directly relevant to your story there’s no reason to get excessively specific. there are constants throughout judaism, and aside from hasidic jews and orthodox women, most jews dress like whatever the norm is where they live. but do the research anyway, because if your character is supposedly sephardic and drops yiddish into their speech, that makes them, and you, less credible.
  4. religion.
    i know you said the protagonist doesn’t really practice. i personally encourage you to change this. you don’t have to write about them going to synagogue or anything but maybe have them kiss the mezuzah as they enter their home, have them keep kosher, have them wear a magen david, a kippah, maybe even tallit.
    yes, this will mean more research for you, but heres why its important imo: antisemitism targets the religious element of judaism just as much as it targets the ethnic element. antisemitism has most frequently appeared throughout history as jews being forbidden from practicing our religion, being forced to remove religious garments and eat treyf and have our synagogues barred or demolished. even now, religious apathy in american jews is in large part due to our forced assimilation. not long ago it was dangerous to be religiously jewish in public, so families started raising their kids less and less religious for their safety. every jewish character you see on TV is the kind who practices hanukkah and not much else. it would be wonderful if you could at least imply a difference.
    if you don’t feel there is a way for you to do that sensitively (i’m assuming you’re a goy or you probably wouldn’t be asking me this), that’s fair, but i hope you will consider it.

DON’T include:

  1. the obvious stereotypes.
    duh. no greedy bankers, no misogynistic or lecherous men, no doting or overbearing mothers with long island accents, no feeble nerdy men whose failure to live up to white masculinity is the butt of a joke. no mean adjectives attached to characters’ beautiful down-turned noses or lovely dark curly hair.
  2. nazis or nazi allegory characters.
    you haven’t mentioned the antagonists of your story, but just to be safe: if youre not jewish or romani, steer clear of nazis. seriously. jews have had enough of nazis.
  3. criticisms of judaism.
    i’m assuming you know this since you were sensitive enough to ask about representing jewish characters, but for the crowd: if you’re not jewish, it’s not your place to criticize judaism. somewhat related, but please don’t use your jewish characters as your mouthpiece for issues regarding israel and zionism. those conversations are way less intra-community since they affect others, but you cannot claim to hold a jewish point of view on them by having your jewish characters express “their” opinions.
  4. the word “jews.”
    i notice you didnt use this word in your ask! good. just like referring to women as “females” or trans people as “transgenders,” reducing jewish people to an adjective is a subtle but insidious way to strip our humanity. i know i’ve been saying “jews” a lot for convenience, but that’s a luxury i get as a jew myself :p
  5. resentment towards their family/community.
    if their parents are in the picture, i encourage you to write them as good parents. there are abusers in every culture, but there is a huge stereotype about jewish parents being abusive/manipulative (jewish mothers, in particular). leave the fiction about abusive jewish parents to jews. likewise, don’t have other authority figures in the characters’ jewish community mistreat or bore them.

that’s all i can think of for now. i hope this has been helpful at all, and please feel free to send me follow-up questions!!! good luck with your story.

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Hoi Y’all, I wrote some quick little fluff for ya, there is some angsty-ish things but not much. Also it is kinda based off a real life event. Somethings are different. Anyway hope you like it

Warnings-a smidge of self-loathing, just a smidge of it

“WaKE UPpPPpP, We’re going to miss breakfast!” You jumped on your friends bed and they shot awake. 

“What the? Y/n?” They say disoriented. 

“It’s breakfast time come one” you say happily. They roll their eyes and get out of bed. 

“You, are a horrible person” they say glaring at you. 

“I know, Now lets go” you say as you grab their wrist and take off for the door. 

“Hey! I’m still in my Pj’s” your friend whines. 

You let go of their hand and they run back up to change. When they come back down they have a note in their hand. 

“Hey Y/n, It’s addressed to you” They say handing you the letter. You raise your eyebrow and take the letter. You opened it slowly, expecting some sort of curse to explode. Instead, all you find is a note. 

“Y/n, You are one of the most amazing and not to mention cutest, person I have ever laid my eyes on” you read out loud. 

“OoO A love letter?” you friend teases. You roll your eyes and stuff it in your pocket. 

“It’s probably someone messing with me” you say with a tone of sadness in your voice. 

You both walk down to the great hall. 

“Finally!” you say dramatically. You sit down at the table. In the midst of eating a small cute little owl appears in front of you. 

“Why hello there” you coo. 

You take the letter from his leg and he flies off. You unroll the paper and find another note. 

Have I ever told you how much I am in love with you? Well, I am now. 

“Another one” you say. “Well someone really has an eye on you eh y/n” your friend says. 

“Probably some prank” you reply. All day, little notes kept appearing. 

At this point you were mad. Would these stupid people stop playing a prank on you. You make your way to a tree. You sit down and open your journal. 

“Um hello” a voice says. You jump and turn around to see a lanky boy standing behind you. 

“Merlin Newt! You can’t do that to me” you gasp. 

“Sorry, didn’t know you were easily frightened” Newt teased.

“Oh shut up Scamander” you shoot back. 

Newt has been your friend since 1st year, his knowledge of creatures and personality attracted you instantly. Newt sits down next to you and peers over your shoulder. 

“What do you have there?” He asks. You try moving the notes away from Newt but his long arms snatch them from your hands. 

“Hmm, Love notes huh? Any Idea who sent them?” Newt asks with a playful eyebrow raise. 

“I dont know, it’s probably a joke” you murmur going back to your journal. 

“A joke?” Newt says frowning, although you don’t see his frown, 

“Why would you think it’s a joke, this person really seems to love you”. 

“I know It’s a joke because no one see’s me like this” you state plainly. 

“Well someone certainly does y/n, why would you say they wouldn’t?” Newt asks, a concerned tone growing in his voice. 

You sigh and look up at him, “Because people don’t like me Newt, I’m just an annoying little student who honestly shouldn’t be here. So why would anyone send me love letters” You say. 

Newt’s face is frozen in shock, why on earth would you think of yourself like that. 

“See, even you can’t think of who sent them” you say.

“Oh for Merlin’s sake Y/n, I sent them” Newt practically yells.

 You face pales, “W-What?” 

“I said, I sent them” He repeats. 

“I know what you said Newt, Why would you send them?” you ask, your eyes full of confusion. 

“Because I’m in bloody love with you!” Newt shouts, he lays on the ground dramatically, “I have been in love with you y/n, I am, if you haven’t noticed, not very good with words” Newt mumbles. 

“Well then why didn’t you sign the notes?” You ask. Newt stays silent, not really knowing how to answer. 

“So was it all a joke?” you whisper out, “because you’re my best friend and I kinda very much in love you so if it’s a joke then-” You’re cut off by Newt grabbing your arm and pulling you on top of him. 

His piercing green eyes staring at you, “Y/n It is definitely not a joke, I’ve been in love with you for a while now” Newt explains, blushing a bit, “I didn’t put my name on it because I was afraid you wouldn’t feel the same way” 

“Of course I love you silly, how could I not” you giggle. Was this actually happening? 

“Can I kiss you?” Newt asks, raising his head so his lips barely graze yours. You nod and bring your lips to meet his. 

His lips were slightly chapped but felt amazing. You reluctantly pulled away. Newt looked up at you with his puppy eyes. With no warning, you burst out into a fit of laughter. You roll off Newt and lay next to him. Now it was Newt’s face that was full of confusion. 

“Did I do something funny Y/n?” Newt asks, cocking his head to the side. 

“Oh of course not Newt, I’m just, well I’m just happy i guess” you laugh, 

“I never believed that my crush would ever like me back, or that we would end up snogging by a tree” 

“Oh we could do so much more than snog love” Newt says, raising his eyebrow and smirking. 

You sat up and looked at him, your face turning red. You grab a book and throw it at him. 

“I was joking, I was joking!” He says, trying to contain laughter. 

You both start laughing, anyone who would have walked by would have thought you two were absolutely mad. 

“I do love you, though” Newt says seriously. 

You turn to look at him and kiss his nose. 

“I know Scamander, I know” 

Not my best but I hope you enjoyed it, kinda crappy tbh but hey. 

alcohol poisoning | shelby family

reader is the youngest shelby, she ends up getting alcohol poisoning and polly blames the boys

Originally posted by donniefuckassdarko

As soon as your eyes had opened, you were met with the bright lights of the hospital. You closed them again, hoping that everyone round the hospital bed, hadn’t seen that you was awake. You could already imagine how Polly was going to react. You was preparing yourself for the harsh smack you would get. She would often express her hatred for people who drink a lot of alcohol and how she didn’t want you doing it. You had gone completely against her rules last night and ended up getting so drunk to the point you couldn’t walk or remember anything, including how you got to the hospital.  

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orangefyre  asked:

I honestly believe that Barry and Cisco race everywhere. Hope you can do something with that.

hahaha omg yes i love this

cisco means it as a joke at first. one night waaaaay back when barry first became the flash, and they were going out for drinks after work, but barry is totally serious when he accepts. they draft up rules and they take it Very Seriously. barry isn’t allowed to use super speed and cisco isn’t allowed to use any tech. cisco wins every time.

but you know, things change. people change. relationships grow. best friends gain the ability to tear holes in the fabric of reality.

suddenly, Best Friend Races turned into Best Friend Superhero Races. the rules don’t just change, they are completely obliterated; their races become a no-holds-barred superpowered event.

(cisco still wins every time. tearing holes in the fabric of reality, it turns out, gets you places pretty damn fast)

Things I Learned in College

I’ve been a college student for three years now and for this coming first sem of school year 2017-2018, gladly I will become a senior. The idea of college wasn’t as valuable for me before. I thought it would be just like how high school embraced me. I thought college was only about whatever field you enroll yourself, new friends, dramas, and stuff just like what high school was about.

For three years of setting foot on college, back-and-forth from home to school, and being hopeful that at least I would survive this student life, I realize that all my thoughts about college were all wrong. Filtered with paper works, challenges about reports, and nerve-cracking demonstrations, college is totally a not-joke thing. Yes, I thought about that, for the first time in my life I took schooling seriously and all thanks to college.

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Missing Trains at 2am (m)

Word Count: 5,739

Warning: Jimin Smut

A Christmas special based on an anon request I got~

You swung your backpack onto your back, staring up at the green digits that jumped around the grey screen stressfully. Names appeared where others vanished, some turning red as if to spread panic when your eyes checked them. Out of a nervous habit, you chewed on your lower lip, trying to find the specific name you were looking for between the sea of moving letters.

Right then, you found it, and your body froze.


You started running, your feet dragging you forward through the slim crowd of people as fast as they could. Heads turned as your feet collided with the ground like stones, your breath so irregular that you sounded like you were gasping for air. The voices of people you bumped into, their shoulders crashing into yours, chased after you as you kept moving forward, counting the numbers by the staircases like crazy. Nine, ten, eleven, far from the twenty-one you were looking for. Still, time was not showing any mercy to you. As you ran, you could almost feel the seconds pass by, nearing the finish line much too quickly.

Dammit, why had you postponed it until so late at night?

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Time Heals All

Word Count: 1792

Pairing: Sam x Reader

Warnings: Loss of a fiance, mentions of canon type violence

A/N: This is my (very late) entry for @luci-in-trenchcoats 2K fic challenge!! My quote was, “I guess because every woman I’ve ever had relations with hasn’t ended well.” It’s bolded within this fic. Thank you so much Michelle for being so understanding and giving me an extension, and congratulations on 2K (and now 3K!!) :-)

Also, thank you to my wonderful betas @melonshino and @like-a-bag-of-potatoes! I don’t know what I would do without you two :-)


Nothing prepared you for a life of hunting.

It was thrust upon you when your fiance, Ryan, was attacked and killed by a werewolf during a camping trip, you were pushed into the life trying to get the revenge you felt he deserved. Sam and Dean Winchester were the reason you were alive and walked away from that dreadful night - that was the same night you struck up a deal with them. They agreed to help you end that werewolf, on the one condition that would be the only thing you would hunt. Ever.

Clearly, that agreement didn’t hold up.

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anonymous asked:

Tyvan movie night?

Here ya go! I hope you enjoy it! (Also thank you this is one of my fav ships of all time)


It was the end of the month, and both Evan and Tyler were excited. The two had started a tradition of watching a movie together at the end of every month, and so far, they had loved everytime.

Tyler stood outside of Evan’s door, waiting for Evan to hurry up.

“If you don’t get your ass out here, I’m gonna leave without you!” Tyler joked.

“I’m coming, I’m coming,” came Evan’s muffled voice. He opened the door and smiled at Tyler. “Ready?”

“Are you seriously asking me after it took a week for you to get ready?”

“Shut up, it was only like, a minute or two. Now come on, let’s go.” Tyler rolled his eyes before dragging Evan out of his apartment and to his car.


“What movie are we watching?” Evan asked as they got to the theater.

“I was thinking the John Wick movie. That good with you?” Evan nodded, and they got their tickets. Evan grabbed their seats as Tyler got the snacks: one large popcorn with extra butter, two medium drinks and a bag of m&ms for Evan’s sweet tooth.

“I swear, your teeth are gonna rot out of your head if you keep eating those,” Tyler said as he handed the bag to Evan.

“Says the guy who orders extra butter on his popcorn.”

“Hey, I paid for it, so shut up.”

They both laughed and settled down, making fun of the commercials before the movie actually started.

Surprisingly, there weren’t as many people as they thought there would be. There were a couple of other people on the other side of the theater and a couple that sat a few rows in front of them.


Half way through the movie, half of the popcorn was gone and all of M&Ms were eaten.

The couple a few rows in front of them had obviously gotten bored with the movie, as they were now busy with each other. Evan and Tyler were now very annoyed with them, as they couldn’t focus on the movie with the moans of the couple.

“I swear, if they keep at it, I’m going to shoot myself,” Tyler groaned. Evan nodded and looked at Tyler’s popcorn.

“Can I see that for a second?” Tyler handed him the popcorn silently. Evan grabbed a piece and threw it at the couple. Evan frowned when they didn’t stop and grabbed a handful before throwing it at the couple.

Tyler covered his mouth and held back a laugh. The couple stopped for a second before returning to what they were doing previously. Tyler took back the popcorn, grabbed a handful of popcorn before throwing the entire bucket down there. The girl screeched, getting up and getting the popcorn out of her hair.

Evan and Tyler burst out laughing, holding onto each other to keep themselves up. The couple left quickly after that. By the time Evan and Tyler had calmed down, the movie had ended. They left the theater, still laughing about the whole ordeal. “I was, I was not expecting you to throw the entire bucket, oh my god,” Evan said in between giggles.

“You started it by throwing the first piece,” Tyler shot out, laughing afterwards.

“I’m surprised they didn’t kick us out,” Evan replied as they left the theater.

“I’m glad they didn’t though,” Tyler said as they got into the car.

“Yeah… I don’t think we can ever top this visit,” Evan chuckled.

“Probably not,” Tyler agreed, “but either way, that was awesome and I can’t wait until next month.” Evan laughed, and they continued to talk about the movie until they got home.

When they did, they just ended up playing video games together until they passed out on the couch and on top of each other.

Crocodile Tears

Hi! I’m back - I needed relief from revision so have a Peter one shot because he’s my life now I swear:’)

Summary: You perform a section of the school show for Peter, and fluffy cuteness follows.

Warnings: Maybe, like, one swearword?

Word Count: 668

“You said you loved me!” You screamed, the tears pooling in your eyes as you stared at Peter, sat on the couch. “You said I was your everything and this whole time, you were with her? Kissing her, loving her, betraying me. I can’t believe I ever trusted you – I hope you rot in hell.” You finished, the tears openly flowing by now as you spat your words at him, channelling all the anger you had into your final words.

“Damn, Y/N. Remind me to never make you angry.” Peter joked with a laugh, shaking his head slightly. “You are way too good for this crappy high school play, seriously.” He told you, staring into your eyes as you laughed light-heartedly and sat on the sofa next to him, folding your legs underneath you.

“Thanks, Petie. I’ve been practising that scene for weeks now. I’ve only just perfected the tears.” Wiping the tears from under your eyes you thanked the God’s that you’d worn your waterproof mascara today, not expecting the random demand from your boyfriend that you give him a sneak peek of the school’s upcoming play. “Maybe I should give you some tips – you’re an awful liar.” You told him, a gleam in your eyes and a smirk on your lips, earning you a playful shove on your shoulder and one of his adorable laughs ringing through his Queen’s apartment.

“That’s so not true!” He protested, turning to face you head on and silently daring you to provide any compelling evidence.

“When I asked if you were the Spiderling helping the city you blushed, stuttered, and avoided any and all eye contact. Tell-tale signs, Bug Boy.” You laughed at his defeated expression, leaning forward and pressing your lips to his as an apology.

He kissed you back delicately, as if he was still unused to this sensation, this thing he had craved for months on end before finally working up the courage to ask you out, stifling a grin when you played with the hair on the nape of his neck. His hands landed on your hips and gripped you tightly as he deepened the kiss, finally bringing himself back into the reality of you. You, the one person embedded in every part of his life – even his secret life – in every cell of his. You were like the fucking plague, but damn, if you were, he didn’t want a cure.

Noticing that he was buried deep in his thoughts, you pulled away slowly, pressing one last kiss to his lips and settling back to sit next to him, content to sit and watch him think whatever he was thinking until he brought himself back around, like he always did. Finally, he blinked a couple of times, grinning bashfully at you as he realised what he had done and draped an arm around your shoulders, pulling you into his side as he grabbed for the TV remote.

“A deal is a deal, I guess. I got a sneak peak of the show, so now we can watch Riverdale together.” He smiled at you as you squealed, lacing your fingers through his still resting on your shoulder and squeezed.

“You’re going to love it, Pete, I swear.” You told him, flickering your gaze up as the familiar voice of Cole Sprouse introduced the show. Settling down and snuggling into his side, you completely immersed yourself in the world of your new favourite show, glad to be sharing it with the one person you spent all your time with. A comfortable silence surrounded the both of you, and you assumed Peter was as entranced as you were until you heard his quiet mumble break the serenity.

“But how are you still so attractive when you cry?” He blushed once he realised he’d said it aloud, leaving you to chastise him for not watching the show properly and another round of teasing and laughs, both of you eventually forgetting that the show was ever on, completely immersed in another.

Voltron Fluff Week Day 2:Sleepover Time

Prompt April 11th: Pillow Fights
Read it on AO3 here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/10600650

So this isn’t super focused on the pillow fight but oh well.


Lance turned to his teammate when he heard his name being called. Pidge was standing and clutching a pillow to her chest. She looked shy and unsure, a rare sight of the green paladin. When Lance directed his attention to her, Pidge continued speaking.

“I know we just finished fighting a Galra battle but… I miss my brother and… I was hoping we could have a sleepover tonight?”

“Yeah, sure thing Pidge.” Lance smiled. “As if I could ever seriously say no to you.” The joke made Pidge crack a smile and meet Lance’s gaze. She and Lance were closer than any of the team members expected them to be. They even surprised themselves. Pidge found that Lance wasn’t always so irritating and immature while Lance slowly discovered that Pidge was more than just sass and sarcasm. When they weren’t bickering, they actually hung out with each other often. After a couple weeks of becoming actual friends, the two had decided that once a week, they would have sleepovers in the ballroom of the castle.

Sometimes, they would spend the evening giving each other make-overs (using the make-up Allura had given them) and other times, they simply talked and gossiped.

Pidge was lying on her stomach and clutching her pillow as she talked. Despite Lance swinging his legs around in the air, she kept talking, knowing he was listening, or at least, mostly listening.

“Sometimes I think that Keith’s frown is permanent, and then he smiles or laughs which just looks creepy at this point.” Lance laughed and agreed.

“I find it hilarious. Almost as funny as when Shiro gets talking about teamwork, and realizes how lame he sounds. He looks terrified of being the uncool old guy.”

“Exactly!” Lance shared a look with Pidge and was glad he could make her laugh. Sometimes she got so stressed that Lance would go into “big brother mode”. She is 14, and shouldn’t be so upset, never mind fighting a war.

“So…” He starts.

“So what?” The light-hearted laughter is gone, but the serious change in tone doesn’t ruin the sleepover.

“You wanna talk about your brother? That is part of the reason we did this tonight.” Pidge sighs and takes a deep breath.

“It’s just…I miss my family. I’m really worried about my dad and brother. What if I never find them? What if something happens to them? What if something happened to me? My mother was destroyed when my family went missing.” Pidge was sniffling and trying not to let tears fall. Lance slide over next to her to give her a hug.

“Hey, hey. It’s gonna be fine Pidge. I promise. We already have clues to where they might be, and those clues told us they were ok. I know it’s scary but things are gonna work out just fine. You’ll see.”

“Yeah.” Pidge nodded slightly, but her act wasn’t fooling Lance. He backed up to sit directly in front of her and stare at her with his eyebrow raised.

“What?” She asked. Lance rolled his eyes.

“Come on. I know I’m not the smartest but I’m not an idiot. I can tell there is something you aren’t telling me.” Lance relaxed his posture and leaned back on his arms. “I thought this is how we work, Pidge. I listen and comfort you when you talk about your family, and you tease and joke around with me when I talk about my crush on Keith.” Lance said as he laughed and blushed a bit towards the end of his sentence. Pidge giggled along with him and when she gained her composure, her mood switched back to being serious.

“It’s just, I-…I’m terrified of losing the team. I lost one brother, and I don’t wanna lose you guys too. You and Hunk and even Keith. Shiro acts more like my dad sometimes but still! Even Coran and Allura are like family to me.” Lance sat up and hugged Pidge tightly.

“Aw, little Pidgey.” He said in “baby-talk” and immediately ruined the moment. “You actually like us! The wittle angry bird child cares about us. So smol, so sweet.” Pidge laughed and lightly pushed him away.

“I hate you.”

“No you don’t! You love me!” Lance said and poked the green paladin in the ribs, which he soon realized was a mistake. Pidge began chasing Lance through the castle threatening to hide all his moisturizers and shampoos.

When they ran to the bridge, they rest of the team was shocked at the sight before them. Pidge was screaming at Lance (which wasn’t too out of the ordinary) but they were both laughing as well. Hunk didn’t have time to prepare before Lance jumped on him to hide.

“What the hell is going on with you guys?” Keith asked.

“Having a sleepover!” Lance replied, trying to hold on to Hunk’s shoulders.

“Oooh, a sleepover? Can we join?” Hunk’s face lit up at the thought of doing something other than sitting around.

“Yeah, sure. Come on guys. And don’t think I’ve forgotten about this Lance.” Pidge shot him a fake glare while gesturing to say ‘I’m watching you’.

“I’ll pass.” Keith turned around and started to walk to his room but was stopped when Pidge grabbed his wrist and dragged him along.

“What are we even gonna do?” Keith complained, acting as if he was annoyed.

“Something fun.” Lance said before taking one of the many pillows they had brought and smacking Keith in the face with it. He laughed before chucking the pillow to Pidge. “Your turn Pidgeotto.” It was Keith’s turn to laughed when he got to see Pidge smacking Lance relentlessly. He decided that he was content to just watch the attack but Shiro and Hunk had other ideas and grabbed their own fluffy weapons to attack Keith with. In no time, the team was forming alliances in the pillow fight and ganging up on each other. Allura and Coran watched the chaos from the top of the grand staircase, amused by the odd activity the paladins were participating in.

The rest of the night consisted of games of truth or dare (Lance shot daggers at Pidge and Hunk when they got too close to talking about Lance’s crush), Telephone and Stella Ella Ola (which Hunk and Lance had to explain to Allura, Coran and Keith).

Lance was the last person to get tired (he’d complain later that Keith kept waking him up with his snoring). He turned look at the smallest paladin. Pidge was curled up on the floor and a pillar, trying to sleep comfortably. Lance smiled softly and gently picked her up along with her pillow to bring her back to her room. He often did this when they had sleepovers and he was the last one awake. If Pidge didn’t sleep well, she would be grumpy and irritable the next day. When Lance put Pidge down on the her bed, she started to stir and open her eyes. Her eyes were tired and she was struggling to keep them open.

Lance took off her glasses and set them down. He turned to head back to the rest of the group but paused in the doorway. Pidge was nearly asleep again.

“Night Sis. See you in the morning.”