sirius black giving people advice he has zero intention of following for himself is 100% canon and i feel like ppl miss this as a fic opportunity??
sirius: moony you really want to stop lending out your possessions if you’re this fussed about them coming back damaged
remus: you were the one who returned my jumper with a sleeve missing???
sirius: my point exactly.
sirius: james, mate, you’ve got to listen to birds if you’ve any hope of wooing them.
james: mate, you’re gay.
james: and i’ve been married for two years.
sirius: your point?
sirius: pete, when you drink, bad things happen…
pete: yeah mate that was you who got trash and pissed on that pool table and got us kicked out, not me, so–
sirius: my point exactly. if you were more sober, you could’ve stopped me.
sirius: evans you really shouldn’t let your sister get to you, you know.
evans: didn’t you just punch your brother last week???