i hope you like it lena :o i tried my best

anonymous asked:

Hanzo and Genji reaction when their s/o have turned their phones ringtones as prank to "Puff the Magic Dragon" - song? Something funny and cute? <3

(Yesss that would be the best prank ever!)

Hanzo

“Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea and played in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee~”

He would be so embarrassed that such an unprofessional song was coming from his phone! Hanzo always feels like he has an image to uphold, well less than he used to be, but he doesn’t really like being flustered in front of people; he likes making good impressions. He’d scramble for his cell phone, fumbling with it in his hands as he desperately tried to answer it.

When he picked up, he heard his partner sing the next part, “Little Jackie Paaaaper, loved that rascal Puff! Hahaha!”

Hanzo’s just sighed in annoyance and facepalmed.

“Do ya like the new ringtone I gave you?” they giggled.

“When did you do this?” he groaned.

“You leave your phone lying around all the time, Hanzo, it wasn’t hard! So are you gonna keep it? The ringtone?”

“No,” was his blunt response.

He could practically imagine the indignant pout they were making on the other end, “But Hanzoooo, it reminds me of uuus. I love you so much, you’re my little rascal-y dragon,”

“What about me says rascal?” he deadpanned.

“Urgh, you’re such a killjoy, Hanzo,” they grumbled, “Fine, change the ringtone back if you want, but if you leave your phone unattended again…”

“I can assure you that won’t happen,”

Genji

He’d be a bit of a better sport about it. Pranks were one of his favorite pastimes when he was younger, and he was probably attracted to his s/o because of their clever and fun pranks. Still, he probably might think that just because he’s their lover, they won’t ever prank him. But, oh, how he was wrong.

When he first heard the silly kids’ song, he thought it was someone else’s phone–maybe Lena or Mei’s. But then it just kept going and going, and nobody was answering it. Finally, Mei timidly tapped on his shoulder and asked if he was going to get that. Wait, was that his phone? Pulling his cell phone out of his jacket, he saw that it was in fact his phone singing “Puff the Magic Dragon.”

Genji chuckled, knowing right away who the culprit was, and the culprit just happened to be the one calling.

“Hey babe,” he heard his s/o say on the other end.

“Nice ringtone you gave me,” Genji said.

“Ringtone? Oh, yeah!” they remembered, “I forgot I did that! I thought you would’ve noticed sooner that I changed it. Am I really the first person to call you since then?”

“I guess so,” he shrugged.

“Wellll, I hope you found it funny,” they giggled, “Cuz you’re like a little cutie dragon~”

It was times like this that Genji was thankful people couldn’t see his face.

“You’re not gonna change it, are you?” they asked.

“Ummm,” he mumbled, scratching the back of his neck.

It was a little embarrassing for an Overwatch agent to have a default ringtone like that…

“How about I save that ringtone for whenever you call?” he offered.

“Aw, that’s so sweet~” they sang, “Thanks so much, Genji! I love you!”

“Love you, too,” he sighed dreamily.

anonymous asked:

That supercorp ellen prompt was great!! I'd love to read what happens next where maybe Kara meets Lena and asks her about the interview, which leads to Lena admitting her feelings for Kara? Only if you want to of course/ have time but all your stuff is great :)

For the purpose of this fic, assume that Kara and Mon-El stayed broken up and Lena knows Kara is Supergirl.

Gal Pals Pt. 2

The sound of boots on her office balcony makes her want to bang her head against her desk.

It isn’t that she’s been ignoring Kara, it’s just …

She’s been ignoring Kara.

Ever since the Ellen interview two days ago, she had been trying to avoid the ‘gal pals’ question. Just thinking about it makes her cringe with the awkwardness of it all. Even though she had completely scoffed at the idea of she and Kara being more than ‘just friends’; she’s still afraid that if Kara realizes that some of their interactions could be considered … well, a little more than friendly; she might treat Lena differently.

But Lena likes how they are.

She likes the late night donut dates, and the weekend brunches.

She likes the tight hugs and the flirtatious smiles, and the way Kara sometimes stares at her boobs when she thinks Lena isn’t looking.

The last thing she wants is for all of that to go away.

Kara is her best friend, and okay, maybe she wants something more; but she would never risk Kara’s friendship - she would much rather pine away in silence.

So she had thrown herself into her work, ignoring Kara’s texts and phone calls, hoping that eventually Kara would forget all about ‘gal pals’.

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a thing based on this ask and this related comic by @infinite-atmosphere because I just had to

2200 words of REALLY HASTILY-WRITTEN FIC ignore any egregious errors

McCree first sees him on the streets of Hanamura, not far outside the guarded Shimada property. McCree sits at the counter at the Rikimaru ramen shop, poking halfheartedly at a bowl of shoyu. A figure steps up to the counter beside him, and though McCree doesn’t look up at first, he can hear the cook greet the newcomer enthusiastically. So he looks up.

The newcomer is, quite possibly, the most handsome man he has ever seen. With long, dark hair tied back in a ribbon, piercing dark eyes, and cheekbones one could cut themselves on, the sight of him very nearly stops McCree’s heart.

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Language Barrier (ft. Sombra, D.Va, Mei, Pharah, Tracer and Reader)

( @lotus063 :Its random, its different and it’s so up my alley!!!! I hope I do it justice and sorry if I fail you, Lotus-San! ^_^ Mod Firefly)

D.Va:

-Would be surprised by the news and thought she was experiencing a real battle to happen but when they seem like a normal person, she would get upset until they tried to speak.

-She would look to the others, trying to see if they knew what they were saying but when no one understood, she would try to see to other means of communication.

-Surprisingly, the best way to communicate with her S/O was through the video game when she saw some familiar figures on the wall.

-Would ask her followers to help her understand what they are trying to say.

-cutest couple because of how they play video games all the time and just seem to get along perfectly.

Mei:

-She would try to figure out what is going on as she is doing scientific research but all she can see is that they are other-worldly but kept trying to be professional.

-when she tried to communicate, there was a language barrier that was not going to be solved by traditional means.

-Would ask Winston for help and discovered their language.

-They would each try to learn the other’s language as a means to communicate.

-Honestly, they would have a conversation in a mixture of both languages.

 

Pharah:

-She was trying to defend the temple of Anubis when they met each other.

-When they saw each other, they knew that there was a communication problem because neither spoke either language.

-Would then see the hieroglyphs and used those to explain and talk to each other.

-Best thing about this, no one but them and Ana knew what they were talking about.

-So Freaking Adorable!!!!

 

Sombra:

-Would be after some information for Reaper when they meet.

-Thought about asking them for any information only to discover that they were rambling in some language she doesn’t know.

-She would use her computer to have it look up the language and would be surprised by what she is hearing but nods and lets her tag along.

-Would constantly use her computer now to look up what is being said and would reply using the computer in word form so she can do her work with ease.

-Not a traditional relationship but they make it work.

 

Tracer:

-Would offer to help them when they were first discovered, thinking they were a survivor from the bombings during an attack.

-Would continue talking up a storm until she realizes that they have not said a word.

-‘Is something the matter love?’ She would ask and then hear them talk in their native language.

-Asks Winston to invent a international language translator as a surprise for them that they can wear or that she can wear so they can have conversations.

-The look on their face, it would be one of love and pleasure when they can finally hold a decent conversation.

*- ^_^ Mod Firefly ^_^ -*

The Birds

A/N: Two months later and I’m back. Thank you to the two ladies who looked this over for me - Mona (@o-u-a-timer) and Lena (@lenfaz), I owe you my life. We’re picking up now folks - hope you enjoy. 

Summary: Meet Emma Swan: mother, detective, and angel. She’s just trying to get through her eternal afterlife in one piece. Naturally the universe has other plans for her. When a murder occurs in the divine community, she must enlist the help of angels and demons alike to help crack the case. Enter Killian Jones, a mysterious demon who has every intention of making Emma’s life a living hell. Angel/Demon AU. This has been done before and I’m sure other attempts are better than mine, but I thought I’d give it a shot. There is a depiction of a crime scene at the bottom so read at your own risk!

A03

Chapter I/Chapter II/Chapter III/Chapter IV/Chapter V

Chapter V: All the Things Lost

“Death ends a life, not a relationship.”  - Mitch Albom

Emma’s eyes snapped open at 8:15 on the dot. She’d somehow managed to fall back into unconsciousness a bit past five. She could hear Henry rummaging about in the kitchen. He normally took care of breakfast in the morning, given that she was almost always out late catching perps.

She’d taken off her shoes and jacket when she’d woken up from her dream, so she threw on a hoodie over her t-shirt and ambled outside. Emma tried to remember her nightmare, but felt as though she was grasping at straws. Everything had been so crystal clear before, and now it was jarringly murky. There was something else too, something else she was forgetting…

“Hello, Love,” he said, answering her question.

Her eyes took in his sprawling form on her couch. He’d ditched all the leather, and was wearing a black Henley and skinny jeans. He looked incredibly amused as his kohl-rimmed eyes darted over her body. She was slightly alarmed she hadn’t felt his presence sooner, was it possible to grow used to the feeling of a demon? She had been spending an inordinate amount of time with them…

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anonymous asked:

Can we get some angst with Tracer sombra and widow who have an s/o whom needs to keep a special peice of hardware on the side of their head at all times or else they risk extream injury or even death, TY 4 EXISTING <3

(Oooooh angst tiiime >:D)

Tracer

“What if it falls off? If I get shot there, I’ll be in a lot of trouble!” Tracer’s s/o fretted as they paced back in forth in the team base.

“C’mon, [Name],” Tracer wrapped an arm around their shoulders, “You were already up all night thinkin’ about this, give yourself a break.”

“But I can’t! Nothing’s changed since last night: I’m still scared something will happen!” they exclaimed, “This is my first mission since I started wearing this cerebral stabilizer, and I’m really nervous something will go wrong!”

“Don’t worry–” Lena started to say, reaching up to rub the small chip on the side of their head.

But her partner suddenly flinched away, covering their hardware defensively. Lena couldn’t help but feel a little sorry for them. They didn’t even trust their own girlfriend to touch their stabilizer.

“I-I mean,” Tracer continued, “It’s made of some strong stuff, it can take quite a few hits.”

“But what happens after those few hits?” they groaned, “What happens when I take one too many hits?! I’ll totally lose it! I won’t know where I am, what to do, how to act! This thing keeps me sane, Lena; a small chip on my head controls my entire mind and Overwatch still wants me out here risking my life!”

Tracer sighed sadly, carefully placing a hand on theirs, “But you wanna be out here, don’t you?”

They shifted uncomfortably, “I guess…I mean, I always liked being on missions with you and the others. I wouldn’t want that to go away.”

“So don’t let it go away!” Tracer grinned.

“But I might have to! I’m hopelessly disabled by this thing now,”

“You don’t have to let it hold you back, though!” she shook her head, “When I first got my translocater, I was scared, too. I was worried it would be destroyed in a fight or that it would malfunction when I was recalling, and…yeah, I had a few close calls. But we have to overcome those challenges, [Name], that’s how I became the Tracer everyone knows now. I got used to my new hardware and used it to my advantage, and I know you will, too.”

Her s/o was quiet for a few moments, thinking about what Lena had just told them.

They spoke up, “But I’m not you…”

“I know,” Lena carefully traced her thumb over their knuckles, “You’re you, and you’ll have to overcome this in your own way. But just know that I’ll be here with you the whole way.”

[Name] slowly reached up and felt the hardware on their head again, cringing as they felt where the metal met their flesh.

“Thanks, Lena,” they whispered, “Promise you won’t lead my side in today’s fight?”

“Scouts honor!”

Sombra

Having hardware built into one’s body was something Sombra was used to. When she officially became the Sombra that Overwatch feared and Talon used, she had her whole body upgraded to be optimal for hacking. However, her s/o was a totally different case entirely. The glowing lines that ran across their head, through their hair, and down their neck was supposed to have enhanced their senses, even allowing them to scan a database by looking at it.

But after the procedure, it turned out to be a lot faultier than they thought. The worst part was that if any of the wires were ripped out of their head, it would shut down the brain, killing them. They knew the risk of inserting a prototype into their body, but they could have never imagined a risk so great. It made them very wary on their hacking missions with Sombra, more likely to hide from guards than take them out and move on to the next room.

Sombra tried her best to sympathize, talking about her own hardware, but it never seemed to help. If anything, her partner seemed more frightened of Talon itself, including her.

“Do you think they’ll fix it soon?” her partner asked one day.

“Hrm?” Sombra grunted, eyes still glued to her set of computer monitors.

“My built in hacking device,” they repeated, “My mental hacker. It’s still incredibly dangerous to use, so…it’s been a few months, and I though Talon would have found a way to fix it.”

“Don’t worry, [Name],” she shrugged as she tapped away at her computer, “I’m sure they’re working hard on it.”

Her s/o just sighed and gently felt the glowing wires that bulged from the back of their neck.

“Do…Do you think they’re planning something else?” they asked worriedly.

“Like what?”

“Like…Do you think they’re waiting on me to die? I am basically a failed prototype after all…Or do you think they’ll exploit my new weakness?” they asked worriedly, now scratching at the wires.

Sombra finally turned from her screens and saw them picking at the hardware, she reached over and moved their hand away.

“I won’t lie, [Name], Talon’s not the most reputable company. They could be planning something, but trust me, if they were, I would know,” she reassured them, “And I haven’t seen anything about you in their confidential files.”

That still didn’t seem to put her partner at ease.

They glanced up at Sombra weakly and asked, “But you would tell me if they were, right?”

She flinched back a bit at the sudden mistrust, “Yes, of course!”

“A-and you wouldn’t try anything like they would, right?”

“What?!” she gasped, “You mean–”

“You wouldn’t try to…hack my new hardware?” they clarified.

“Nunca! No!” she shook her head quickly, “[Name], do you not trust me?”

“I-I do, but you’re with Talon, and I’m scared–”

Sombra just put a finger to their lips and sighed, “No, [Name]. I may work for them, but they’re just a base of operations for now. I plan on leaving them eventually. My loyalty to them is strictly temporary and very loose. But I would never turn my back on you like that.”

Her s/o suddenly started to tear up, “I just…I’m just scared of everything now. I-it’s so dumb! One small surgery later and I can’t handle missions or briefings or even talking to new people! I’m just so s-scared the world’s out to get me!”

Sombra’s brow creased, and she gave her s/o a hug, lovingly running her fingers down her s/o’s neck wires.

“I would never do anything to hurt you,” she whispered.

But she only wished she were true. Sombra also had that same fear that everyone was out to get her. All hackers did, and they all had contingency plans…for everything. Hacking [Name]’s new device would be simple. It could be overridden to delete memories, control their movements…even kill them if she needed to. But she hoped she would never have to do that. Hackers always had a plan, no matter who their target was.

anonymous asked:

SuperCorp (for that more likely thing)

im about to roast the shit out of these two let me tell you

  • who is more likely to hurt the other?
    • lena, most definitely. she’s very reserved and kara, although having good intentions, can push too far at times. lena doesn’t mean to say some of the things she does, but it’s a reflex for her to throw up walls like that.
  • who is emotionally stronger?
    • on the inside, kara. on the outside, lena. while they’ve both lived their entire lives having to be careful and mindful about their images, kara always had the danvers as the best support system. she could always let her problems out and they’d listen and help her in every way possible, so on the inside she’s much better at reminding herself that things will be okay & etc. on the outside she can be very explosive, especially when as supergirl and it’s something she finds very difficult to control. lena has always had the ability to keep her outward emotions in check because she was always in the public eye. she knew she’d face consequences if the luthors ended up in the press because of her appearance or behavior and that’s something she never wanted to face, ever. unfortunately this left the emotional state inside her mind in turmoil a lot of the time, and like kara’s outward emotions, it’s difficult for her to stay positive up there. (please make sense lmao)
  • who is physically stronger?
    • i’d say the one with super strength
  • who is more likely to break a bone? 
    • lena, but only because it’s almost impossible for kara to break a bone. however, during periods where kara doesn’t have her powers, she’s like 200x more likely to than lena. 
  • who knows best what to say to upset the other? 
    • they are both really good at saying things to upset the other. lena’s used to making snarky rebuttals, and kara knows what’s hidden under lena’s exterior, so their digs at each other get really low at some points. 
  • who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?
    • kara. lena is usually about to (because who can stay mad at kara) but kara almost always beats her to the punch. kara will usually apologize within an hour of the argument. she can’t stand to have lena mad at her and she always feels really bad when it happens. 
  • who treats who’s wounds more often? 
    • neither really get hurt too frequently, but lena slices her fingers with the kitchen knives all the time. kara has to yell at lena every night because, “lena, you’re cutting the celery way too fast! you’re not on chopped. slow down, i promise my stomach can wait an extra thirty seconds.” (she tried buying lena dinosaur band-aids once in hopes that they would cause her to be more careful because, you know, lena ceo billionaire death glare luthor shouldn’t be caught dead with dinosaur band-aids, but, “oh my god, kara! look, it’s a t-rex!” followed by an entire wasted box of band-aids from looking at the other designs proved her wrong.)  (lena luthor has become quite notorious for her dinosaur band-aids.)
  • who is in constant need of comfort? 
    • usually kara, because she deals with a lot having the weight of the world on her shoulders at times. she needs a good week of hugging if she had a failed save attempt or just screwed up albeit trying her best. lena only needs major comfort when her family is back on the news or if she receives an unexpected letter from lex or her mother. 
  • who gets more jealous? 
    • lena gets so jealous. kara is really just nice to everyone and while she’s not flirting with them, sometimes that’s how it’s taken. so other people will flirt back (right in front of lena too) and kara, the oblivious pure soul that she is, just thinks that they’re being really friendly to her. lena also gets livid when she hear people talking about supergirl and how much they love her bc, duh, lena loves her the most!
  • who’s most likely to walk out on the other? 
    • lena is really good at all things Bitchy™ so kara will get frustrated to the point where she does her stuttering insult thing and just storms out of the room. lena usually laughs it off if was a minor teasing or something, but she knows when it’s time to chase after the girl.
  • who will propose?
    • lena will propose one night but like in a super impromptu way. she carries the ring around for a long time after asking eliza and alex permission to ask for kara’s hand. it gets to the point where alex is literally texting lena every night asking if she’s going to do it until one night, after alex grills her over imessage, she just slams her mug down on the coffee table and gets on one knee in front of kara. she all but demands kara to say yes, and later that night she promises a much more romantic proposal at a really nice restaurant with some really good food, but kara literally d o e s not c a r e she’s ecstatic that lena wants to marry her and couldn’t think of a better time for a proposal.
  • who has the most difficult parents?
    • definitely lena. both of their fathers are mia, and between the mothers, eliza is so much better. like, there’s not even an argument. lillian was hoping lena would marry a rich man who owned a fortune 500 of his own, so she’s not the most supportive one out there. 
  • who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public? 
    • surprisingly, lena. kara is always really nervous to, especially when she knows paparazzi are around so she holds off, so lena just takes charge. she doesn’t give two damns about who sees her holding kara’s hand.
  • who hogs the blankets?
    • they go back and forth through out the night. kara usually ends up winning due to super abilities, but by that point she’ll just pull lena in close and make sure they’re both under the covers together :’) 
  • who gets more sad? 
    • lena gets more sad. lena is pretty sensitive so even though she hides it well, the smallest of things can send her into a nasty funk. 
  • who is better at cheering the other up? 
    • they’re both really good at cheering the other up in different ways. kara will just pull lena onto the couch, hold her tightly, and throw on the kardashians & whisper dumb jokes about them into lena’s ear until lena feels better. it has a 100% success rate so far. lena will go to all of kara’s favorite restaurants and buy kara’s favorite dish from each one, and since she’s not the best with feelings sometimes, she always invites alex and maggie over to eat with them because if anyone can make kara feel better, lena knows it’s alex. 
  • who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
    • lena. kara’s jokes are SO. BAD.
  • who is more streetwise?
    • lena, definitely. her ability to finesse is other worldly. kara would know. 
  • who is more wise?
    • kara. she’s the younger of the the two, only by a few years, but technically she’s been around for much, much longer. lena has experienced a lot, but nothing like some of the things kara has endured, and she’s constantly learning things from kara 
  • who’s the shyest? 
    • they’re both pretty shy. lena morevso in the reserved sense, and kara in the socially awkward sense. 
  • who boasts about the other more? 
    • lena keeps copies of every issue of catco that has kara’s name in it on her desk. she always makes sure her reception area is fully stocked, and every break room has a hefty supply as well. she always puts kara’s work on display. (meanwhile kara just dones’t shut up about lena. ever.)
  • who sits on who’s lap?
    • kara will sit on lena’s lap first, but lena will just complain about how heavy kara is until they’ve switched places. especially when they’re at home and lena just wants to lay across kara’s lap.