Hanzo and Genji reaction when their s/o have turned their phones ringtones as prank to "Puff the Magic Dragon" - song? Something funny and cute? <3
(Yesss that would be the best prank ever!)
“Puff the magic dragon lived by the sea and played in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee~”
He would be so embarrassed that such an unprofessional song was coming from his phone! Hanzo always feels like he has an image to uphold, well less than he used to be, but he doesn’t really like being flustered in front of people; he likes making good impressions. He’d scramble for his cell phone, fumbling with it in his hands as he desperately tried to answer it.
When he picked up, he heard his partner sing the next part, “Little Jackie Paaaaper, loved that rascal Puff! Hahaha!”
Hanzo’s just sighed in annoyance and facepalmed.
“Do ya like the new ringtone I gave you?” they giggled.
“When did you do this?” he groaned.
“You leave your phone lying around all the time, Hanzo, it wasn’t hard! So are you gonna keep it? The ringtone?”
“No,” was his blunt response.
He could practically imagine the indignant pout they were making on the other end, “But Hanzoooo, it reminds me of uuus. I love you so much, you’re my little rascal-y dragon,”
“What about me says rascal?” he deadpanned.
“Urgh, you’re such a killjoy, Hanzo,” they grumbled, “Fine, change the ringtone back if you want, but if you leave your phone unattended again…”
“I can assure you that won’t happen,”
He’d be a bit of a better sport about it. Pranks were one of his favorite pastimes when he was younger, and he was probably attracted to his s/o because of their clever and fun pranks. Still, he probably might think that just because he’s their lover, they won’t ever prank him. But, oh, how he was wrong.
When he first heard the silly kids’ song, he thought it was someone else’s phone–maybe Lena or Mei’s. But then it just kept going and going, and nobody was answering it. Finally, Mei timidly tapped on his shoulder and asked if he was going to get that. Wait, was that his phone? Pulling his cell phone out of his jacket, he saw that it was in fact his phone singing “Puff the Magic Dragon.”
Genji chuckled, knowing right away who the culprit was, and the culprit just happened to be the one calling.
“Hey babe,” he heard his s/o say on the other end.
“Nice ringtone you gave me,” Genji said.
“Ringtone? Oh, yeah!” they remembered, “I forgot I did that! I thought you would’ve noticed sooner that I changed it. Am I really the first person to call you since then?”
“I guess so,” he shrugged.
“Wellll, I hope you found it funny,” they giggled, “Cuz you’re like a little cutie dragon~”
It was times like this that Genji was thankful people couldn’t see his face.
“You’re not gonna change it, are you?” they asked.
“Ummm,” he mumbled, scratching the back of his neck.
It was a little embarrassing for an Overwatch agent to have a default ringtone like that…
“How about I save that ringtone for whenever you call?” he offered.
“Aw, that’s so sweet~” they sang, “Thanks so much, Genji! I love you!”
“Love you, too,” he sighed dreamily.