i hope you like it carly!

anonymous asked:

how did you know you were gay

i had a sweet crush on a boy on my soccer team when i was like 7. i was always the goalie, and he was the defender (or whatever position it is where you’re always with the goalie). we used to pick the lil flowers by the goal-post when our team was on the other side of the field. i wonder where that kid is now. i hope he listens to carly rae jepsen.

She’s Just Not That Into You » Part VI (A Harry Styles Miniseries)

Miss the previous parts? Part One » Part Two » Part Three » Part Four » Part Five

Check out the inspiration behind Harry’s home here! The amazing @graceak​ made a phenomenal playlist to go along with Harry’s story, and I could not recommend it more. You can find that here!

As always, this miniseries is dedicated to @stylesunchained​. I hope Part VI mends everything Part V managed to break, my love! And, once again, thank you all for your continued support. I am over the moon about the response this story has gotten, as I’m unworthy of all of your love. (That doesn’t mean I won’t take it, though!)

Let me know what you think! Happy reading.

Originally posted by chicandproper

“But it’s like…” Harry stops and starts again. “I met with Carly, her replacement, and she’s nice enough. So nice. Lovely girl, really. But every time I talk with her about the plans, I jus…I can’t smile. I can’t get excited about it. ‘m not supposed t’ be talkin’ with Carly about them. She’s not the one who made ‘em. She’s not the one who…well, y’know.”

“If I’m being honest,” Gemma sighs on the other end of the phone, “I would’ve done the same thing, had I been put in that situation.”

“I know,” he mumbles. “I would’ve, too. And I wouldn’t’ve been as nice.”

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Playlists on Confidence and Love

Yuri Katsuki - Songs about overcoming feelings of inadequacy, anxiety, and gaining love and confidence

The Middle - Jimmy Eat World  | Hope of Morning - Icon for Hire | Rise - Katy Perry | Dangerous Woman - Ariana Grande | Wildest Dreams - Taylor Swift | Confident - Demi Lovato | Final Call - Koven | Love Me Now - John Legend | Level Up - Vienna Teng

Victor Nikiforov - Songs about stumbling headfirst into love and realising you’re awake for the first time in years because of it. Also some opera.

Death of a Bachelor - P!ATD | So Bad - Brandon Skeie | That’s What I Like - Bruno Mars | Viva La Vida - Coldplay | Che Gelida Manina - Luciano Pavarotti | I Really Like You - Carly Rae Jepson | Into You - Ariana Grande | Still Falling for you - Ellie Goulding | O Mio Babbino Caro  - Giacomo Puccini

phil makes me feel the way i do when i’m on an early morning road trip, comfortably sleepy, the sky painted with pink and orange as the sun’s rays peak through the clouds warming my skin, the world draped with a glow of something new filling me with a sense of calming hope for the moments to come

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Bixanna Week ♔ - Day 1: First kiss

This comic is dedicated to Carly - forgottenwhispersxo, my Bixanna queen because today is her birthday yee~ The story inspired by one of her amazing drabbles, but i tweaked it a bit so it’s kinda shorter ♥ Also sorry for the long post ( ≧Д≦) it’s pretty short so i just want a better look for it <3 

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a playlist for noora & eva [listen here]

i. sleepover hayley kiyoko/ii. gray or blue jaymay/iii. bad liar selena gomez/iv. the louvre lorde/v. boy problems carly rae jepsen/vi. daisy zedd/vii. iilwmbf sälen/viii. hold on we’re going home cœur de pirate/ix. little of your love haim/x. what’s it gonna be? shura/xi. jenny studio killers/xii.nights with you mø/xiii. girlfriend icona pop/xiv. run away with me carly rae jepsen

injuries - auston matthews

requested: sort of

warning: like two swears

word count: 1378 (i just kept writing omg it’s so long)

a/n: i based this off of the tor/tbl game where auston got hit and his cute mama wanted a call (his injury will be exaggerated)

*lowercase intended*

Originally posted by wonthetrade

it all happened way too fast.

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OKAY BUT WHY WASN'T THE RED TOUR ON DVD?!

Let’s take a trip down memory lane shall we? 

first of all the set list was outstanding

second of all. this tour made a shit ton of fucking money. and was totally 1100000% my aesthetic. 

this tour had four legs. that’s two more legs then i will ever have in my life. rip me. 
$150.2 million? Taylor over here rollin in da doe. 
cha-fricken-ching. 

BUT WHILE EVERYTHING IS PERFECTLY FINE AND LOVELY ABOUT THIS TOUR THAT WE HAVEN’T EVEN DELVED INTO. SHE HAD A KILLER OPENING ACT THIS LITTLE GINGERBREAD MAN

THE TOUR STARTED OFF WITH STATE OF GRACE WHAT A CA-WINKIE-DINK. STATE OF GRACE KICKS OFF THIS MASTERPIECE ALBUM 


 


but that hat is actual goals. the twenties are vastly approaching us again aren’t they? amazing. and that red nail polish and red lipstick matching completely? goals. i wonder how she did dat. 

next on the set list was RED just kidding this little grass hopper wanted to switch it up for my next fave HOLY GROUND which WAS GOING GREAT WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THEY BROKE IT DOWN WITH DRUMS AND GLOW STICKS AND DANCERS AND PEOPLE PRACTICALLY FLYING AND THEN TAYLOR JOINED IN TOO LIKE WOW?! I WISH WE COULD RE LIVE THIS CONCERT 24/7 AT THE CONVIENCE OF MY BLU RAY PLAYER BUT WAIT THIS TOUR ISN’T ON D V D

look at dis hipster go banging on drums. sleeey.

AFTER THAT OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE SHE PERFORMS RED WHICH IS WHERE THE HAIR FLIPPING BEGINS. DID I MENTION SHE OWNS THIS LIKE THE WHOLE NIGHT? I TRIED TO FLIP MY HAIR LIKE THIS AND GOT A WHIP LASH AND GOT LIGHT HEADED 

real talk tho how does she keep her fringe so intact ?

wOaH costUME chANge (we got a lot of those) 

AND A FEARLESS SONG PLEATHE 

if you didn’t figure out this tour is blowing my mind and we are like 15 minutes in. re fasten ur seatbelts plz. 

then COSTUME EXTENSION? 

ReD ANKLE BOOTIES ARE YOU KIDDING ME LADY? 
How does she make that bend look so elegent? 
If i tried to do this right here i would look like a whale JUST SAYING INCASE ANYONE WONDERED ABOUT ME HERE


taylor then proceeds to change aGAIN AND PERFORM MEAN AKA THE ANTHEM OF TELLING PEOPLE HOW KARMA IS GONNA PLAY YOU 

then mean turned into STAY STAY STAY?! fkc. this was cute as biscuits she danced with her band and back up singers it was hella cute

after she told her band to stay stay stay she and her dancers and everyone celebrated being 22 or remembering being 22 or looking forward to being 22. dis got me a bit emo bc dis music video wuz mah life for 3 months ngl 

she then gets her RED guitar and performs starlight (again anothe r masterpiece) 

look at her being cute and slaying at it’s finest. 

THEN SHE TOLD EVERYONE IF YOU CHEER FOR HIM ED SHEERAN WILL COME AND JOIN HER SO EVERYONE CHEERED. 

THIS WAS PROBS EVERYONES FAVE MOMENT OF THE NIGHT BECAUSE THEY’RE SUCH GREAT PALS AND THIS DUET WAS EVERYTHING AND STILL IS EVERYTHING. NOTHING. HAS. CHANGED. *twitches aggressivly* 
WE ALSO GOT A BUNCH OF CUTE MOMENTS 

LIKE THIS 

and THIS

what are you doing tay? it’s almost like you 
can’t
stop
groovin. 

AND HOW CAN WE FORGET DIS 

(does ths laod? it’s not lading oh well u can just read it and weep with meh) 

LET’S HUG IT OUT NOW

AFTER THAT EMOTIONAL ROLLARCOASTER

while trying to calm everyone down taylor proceeds to sing another lyrical peice of genius begin again.

ahh deep breaths. in and out. in and out.

OH BUT NOT SO FAST SHE GOES BACK TO THE MAIN STAGE AND SINGS SPaRKs FLYYYYYYY

(idk if this is a sparks fly gif bc nOTHING WILL LOAD I THINK I’M KILLING MY COMPUTER BUT WE ARE ALMOST DONE LETS POWER THROUGH)

SHE THEN PERFORMS IKYWT WHICH IS PROBS THE BEST AND MOST FUN THING EVER TO SEE LIVE YOURE SO LUCKY IF YOU DID I BET THAT COSTUME CHANGE WAS BREATH TAKING. IF I TRIED TO CHANGE THAT FAST I’D PULL A HERNIA OF SOMETHING.

 cause she starts off like dis

then in the midst there is a swiftstep remix and she breaks it down and pulls off her white gown TO THIS BEAUTIUFL MASTERPIECE COSTUME OF LACE AND SHORTS AND BOOTS AND SLAYNESS

get it gurl. 

reMIND ME AGAIN WHY THIS ISN’T ON DVD?! NFJKNJKANV

THEN. SHE GOES OVER TO HER RED PIANO AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT MOTHER FUCKING TIME IT IS SHE STARTS PLAYING NOTES AND NOBODY KNOWS WHT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND TAYLOR STARTS TO GIVE A SPEECH ABOUT REMEMBERING SHIT LIKE DANG GIRL ME TOO DA FUCK?! 

go ahead. go on youtube. grab your puffs plus tissues and cry your eyes out for five hours and return to this post and continue. 

AFTER WE ARE ALL CRYING SHE SINGS A PICK ME UP AKA LOVE STORY AWWWWWW 

so cute. i wish i was that coordinated and thought ahead like that.

THENS OMEWHERE IN THE MIX SHE SINGS TREACHEROURS BUT I FORGgoT IT BECAUSE MY COMPUTER WAS ABOUT TI DIE AND SPRINTED TO FIND THE CHARGET AND FORGOT SO LETS ALL GET SAD AGAIN FOR 3 SECONDS AND ADMIRE HOW CUTE AND FLAWLESS OUR QUEEN LOOKS

 

DON’T FALL GIRL I KNOW I WOULD I CAN BARLEY WALK ON CARPET WITHOUT TRIPPING ON NOTHING

*thinks to self* maybe I should start doing yoga. nah gotta finish this masterpost of how this iconic tour should be put on dvd

then

LAST

BUT 

NoT LEAST

WE

ARE

NEVER

EVER

GETTING

BACK TO GETHER CAN I GET A HYFR THE ANTHEM OF TELLING A LITTLE THIRSTY WHITE BOY NO MEANS NO GOD SPEED TAYLOR

I LOVE THIS OUTFIT. IT’S LIKE MADHATTER MET MIRANDA PREECLY FROM THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA

DON’T FORGET TO LOOOK BEFORE YOU FALL *cracks nuckles because this post is taking forgever* 

so much conffetti. i wonder if anyone choked on confeti before. 

SO I LL ASK YOU ALL AGAIN WHY ISN’T THE RED TOUR ON A DVD LIKE BRUH IT SOLD OVER A MILLION COPIES IN IT’S FIRST WEEK AND WAS SUPER ANTICIPATED AND IT WAS ONE OF THE MOST LYRICAL AND DIMENSIONAL ALBUMS I HAVE IN MY ITUNES LIBRARY AND ON MY BOOK SHELF? taylorswift i need answers and i’d like them now. 

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THIS AND REBLOG THIS THIS TOOK ME 2 HOURS TO COMPLETE BECASUS I KEPT GETTING DISTRACTED. CREDITS TO ALL RIGHTUFL OWNERS I WIHS I KEPT TRACK BUT I JUST CLICKED AND SAVED. Y'ALL ARE THE REAL MVPS FOR MAKING GIFS AND PHOTOS OF THOSE MAGICAL RED TOUR NIGHT

Jaylos Headcanon #1

Headcanon where Carlos wants to be a cheerleader - but in Auradon you can’t be one when you are not a girl

So he asks Evie for help and they dress him up as a girl (after she said he should just talk to Ben and make it happen that way but Carlos thinks that he has to dress up for some reason)

So he dresses up as “Carly” and auditions for the Cheer Squad and the Cheer Coach Phoebe is baffled at how good that new girl is

The other girls quickly grow to like Carly since she’s surprisingly strong and super flexy and she was born for flips

Audrey is first a bit bitchy but she also grows to like Carly and soon the two of them become quite close as they help each other with routines and talk about school and boys

Carlos loves all of it, even the talks with Audrey (she’s surprisingly sweet and tough and he likes her), but it’s getting hard to hide from Jay (who still buys the “I’m learning” “I’ve got a project” “I’m going to the library” excuses but he is not dumb, he’ll notice!)

Plus Jay, Carlo’s long-time crush, best friend, and roomie, starts to flirt with Carly and at night, when Carlos is doing his homework and Jay is laying on his bed, Jay tells Carlos about how great Carly is and how cute and yes, the boy got a crush on Carlos’ female identity. How bad is that?

Meanwhile, Audrey starts to develop a crush on Carly too

When she asks her out though Carlos breaks and tells her that he is Carlos and not Carly and that there is no Carly. And he also tells her that he is most certainly gay.

Audrey gets super angry and she’s so hurt and storms off but then she thinks that it all adds up now. how Carly just disappeared into thin air whenever practice is over and all the girls walk to the locker rooms and that she always skipped girl’s night with some lame excuses and Carlos was still so sweet to her and never made fun of her and she will probably miss him as a friend

So she walks to the boy’s dorm and knocks and when Jay opens the door she smiles and asks if Carlos is there and if she could talk to him

Carlos is so shy and silent when they walk through the school that it hurts. But when Audrey tells him that yeah, she’s hurt and it was a super dumb action of him, she will help him out. Because she likes him as a friend and he’s unbelievable good at cheerleading and she knows about that stupid “no male cheerleader” rule which she still doesn’t get

They also talk about Audrey’s new found orientation and why she doesn’t need to hide it and how Carlos grew to be comfortable with his sexuality. Audrey happens to be less insecure than he was when he noticed but she’s still not ready to tell anyone else (she might have a late-night phone call with her mom though)

The next day, Carlos Evie and Audrey can be seen sitting around a table at lunch, talking and laughing and pointing to some of Evie’s sketches for something

But even with Audrey’s help, Jay and Mal start to get suspicious

Carlos is always disappearing, appears to be super sweaty when he finally enters his and Jay’s room, never attends any Tourney games anymore (which bugs Jay more than he’d like to admit) and since when is he good friends with Audrey of all people?

Mal finally confronts Carlos when he’s coming from practice (in sweatpants and a loose shirt but still drenched in sweat bc he never showers with the girls), chatting to Audrey (who’s all clean but in soft clothes because it’s the evening and after practice and that’s her new best friend next to her) and he tells her everything, even making Evie show Mal the Cheerleading costumes and the wig she’s created for him

Mal tells him that he needs to come clean because he can’t play a double-game any longer. People will start to notice that Carly is never in any classes and they already started asking her if she’s related to Carlos since they both look so alike

A week later, the finale Tourney game of the season starts and Auradon is playing their hardest enemy yet and the boys are nervous as fuck

When they walk out the first thing they see is the fans and then the cheerleaders and that’s when Jay does a double take because is that Carlos in a male cheerleader uniform doing flips with Audrey?

Carlos sees Jay stare (and with him half of the team and most of the students including the other team) and just smiles and waves and prays that Jay won’t be angry

It’s a tense game and Carlos does his best to cheer for his team, performing really cool looking routines with his girls whom he talked to before the game (they were all a bit angry and weirded out but when Audrey talked to them about how Carlos never entered the locker room and never touched them in a sexual way they calmed down)

But during half-time [is there a half time? I don’t know], one of the other players makes a loud and more than rude comment about Carlos as a male cheerleader and how Auradon only has fags around and everyone loses it

Audrey is yelling at the guy, telling him to back off her squad or she’ll forget her good manners while half the team is trying to hold back Jay but when the guy shoves Audrey they let the thief free, watching as he barrels into the other man

but then there’s Carlos. Small, ordinary, genius Carlos, stepping in between the boys, making Jay immediately stop (because hurting Carlos? not an option) and hissing at the other boy to get lost or he’ll show him what a fag like him can do to a prince who has muscles but doesn’t know how to use them

Coach tells the Auradon boys to calm Jay down while the coach of the other team yells at his boys for being intolerant immature assholes

When the second half starts Carlos is still on the cheer squad after Fairy Godmother and Ben decided that the gender is so not important

And when they win he makes sure to wink at the guy that pushed his friend, hurt Jay and bullied him (the guy turns white immediately and leaves the field)

At the party they throw for winning the championship Carlos watches as Jane womans up and asks Audrey to dance (and he also catches them making on the balcony later on)(he might also show his girl a thumbs up when she beams at him) when Jay walks up

“Should’ve known it was you.”

Carlos laughed and nodded.

“Yeah, you should have. But you didn’t, which is okay by the way. I am awesome at playing a game like this.”

Silence. Carlos sipped at his punch while Jay tried to muster up the courage to say what he really wanted to say.

“So… would you like to, maybe, like, go on a date with me?”

Carlos nearly spits out his punch. He stared at Jay with huge brown eyes, not believing what he just heard. But there he was, his best friend, his long-time crush whom he might even love, looking amazing in a dark red waistcoat and black skinny jeans and with a hopeful look in his eyes that couldn’t be an imagination.

“But… I’m not Carly.”

“Yeah, well…” Jay blushed and rubbed his neck with that adorable little smile he always got when he turned a bit insecure. “Maybe the reason that I flirted with Carly was that she looked like you. And that I fell for Carlos long before I fell for Carly but thought I wouldn’t stand a chance with you.”

Carlos spends the rest of the evening dancing with his might-be-boyfriend. And when Jay has to go for some weird winner ritual the auradon tourney team has, Carlos dances with Audrey and Evie and Mal and all his girls, having the night of his life.

Bonus:

Carlos being fiercely protective of his Squad, even back when he was still Carly

Audrey randomly walking into the boy’s dorm to talk with Carlos. They spend hours on his bed, both in soft clothes, talking about everything. Some weeks into their habit, Evie joins them. It’s never too girly but Carlos can be talked into painting nails (never his own though) and he has a great fashion sense. Jay mostly spends those nights with Mal who welcomes that change into her life. It gets boring being a princess all the time and if there’s a better way to get rid of that boredom than climbing up to the roof and talking to her best friend or planning pranks, she hasn’t found it yet.

Everyone, even Chad, telling Carlos that he looked damn good in that skirt (he knows)

Ben lifting the gender-specific rules around the school and suddenly there are more boys trying out for the cheerleaders, a mixed R.O.A.R. Team and girls who even try out for Tourney (Coach ends up letting Mal in because with her and Jay playing together? No one will be able to beat them)

Totally Boss - A Jake Dillinger Playlist

Track List:

Cut to the Feeling - Cary Rae Jepsen; The Good Part - AJR; Send My Love (To Your New Lover - Adele; Sober Up - AJR (Feat. Rivers Cuomo); Hard Times - Paramore; 24K Magic - Bruno Mars; We Are Young - fun. (Feat. Janelle Monae); Rollercoaster - Bleachers; Things We Lost In The Fire - Bastille; That’s What I Like - Bruno Mars; Absolutely Smitten - dodie; Good Time - Owl City, Carly Rae Jepsen; Dreams And Disasters - Owl City; Rose-Colored Boy - Paramore; Tranquil - Go! Child

  • Carli: Are you having fun?
  • Hope: No. Turns out I was mistaken. Life is too short to spend it with people who annoy you. I just wanna spend it with people I really, really love. Like you and, uh...Well, mostly just you. Everybody else thanks for being here and I just wanna say... When my time comes, I want to be buried face down, so that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass.
Every Me And Every You - Eleven

You entered the restaurant arm in arm with Emily, meeting Garcia in the lobby, her wide grin and neon shoes brightening the place up.

As the maitre de led you to your seats, you lagged behind.

19:03.

“I’m here.” You set an alarm for twenty eight minutes later, giving yourself time to excuse yourself to go the bathroom if you needed to.

An immediate reply.

“Excellent. 19:33 will be the next check in. At dinner you’re drinking vodka martinis. You may have three in here. No more. Along with at least two glasses of water. For starter you’ll have Gorgonzala Mushrooms and your main will be Pollo Parmiggiano. If you have room for dessert, vanilla ice cream and the tiramisu. I know that Garcia is an instagram girl, I’ll be checking hers for photos of the food and drinks she’ll no doubt post.”

You chuckled under your breath. Penelope was indeed what you all jokingly referred to as an insta whore. Whenever there was a team night out, photos of food, drinks, and toilet selfies ended up being posted throughout the night. Luckily, her settings were private.

You slid into the booth next to Emily, placing your phone on the leather seat beside you, tucking it just enough under your leg so that you’d feel it vibrate.

A waiter came over within a minute of you sitting down.

“Would you ladies care to see the drinks menu or do you know what you’re having.”

Emily looked at Garcia. “Wine?”

“White wine, Pino Grigio please, two bottles.” Garcia agreed. This was your standard drinking game. White wine at the restaurant, followed by shots or cocktails where ever you ended up.

“Actually ladies, I’m not feeling wine tonight. Could I get a vodka martini please?”

“Of course. I’ll be back shortly with your drinks.” The waiter handed each of you a food menu which you pretended to look engrossed in.

“Martini, Y/N. You feeling a little shaken but not stirred?” Emily asked you.

“Oh she definitely needs a stirring,” Garcia laughed.

“Yep, it’s been a while since I’ve had a good stirring ladies…  Speaking of which, Penny. When exactly are you and Derek gonna admit to each other that you’re secretly in love with each other?”

“Oh baby cakes, there’s nothing secret about our love.”

You played along with their banter, throwing comments backward and forwards until the waiter came back with your drinks. As predicted, Garcia pulled out her phone taking a photo, and seconds later you felt your phone vibrate with what you knew would be an instagram tag.

The waiter took your food order, you ordering exactly what Spencer had told you to and feeling a slight rush as you did so.

The conversation flowed between you three ladies as it always did, although you kept glancing at the silver wrist watch you had on. At 19:28, you made your excuses, and went to the bathroom. 
Waiting until 19:33 exactly, you texted Spencer.

“Checking in.”

“Good good. I’m out for an early dinner with my mother too. Enjoying the martini?” He must have had his phone out and literally waiting for you to text as the reply was instant.

“It’s not what I’d normally drink but it’s enjoyable.”

“You seem to be finding that about a lot of things you wouldn’t normally do Y/N. 20:03 please.”

You reset your alarm for 20:01 and headed back to the table where your food had arrived. You tucked in, Emily and Garcia draining their first bottle of wine quickly and moving on to the second. They raised the bottle at you in offering, but you shook your head. You still hadn’t finished your first drink, although you were starting to feel slightly fuzzy already. It was super strong.

Eight pm came and you felt your phone vibrating, this time just casually picking it up and texting “checking in” before resetting the alarm for 20:30.

“Everything okay?” Emily asked.

“Just my sister,“ you told them, starting on the main course that had arrived and ordering another drink from a passing waiter, the girls asking for another bottle.

The night went on and you hit every one of your check ins until you got to the club.

Garcia had wanted to try a new bar that had opened and you missed your check in as you were stuck at the entrance desk, paying your cover. By the time you got to the toilets it was 11:07 and you had a message from Spencer.

“One strike.”

You felt a surge of excitement.

“I was paying to get in to a club. Do I go from the new time now? Also… What am I drinking here? I’ve had the three martinis I was allowed.”

“New time. 11:37 for the next one. Buy the girls a round of tequila shots and then get yourself a beer to chase it down with. Any brand will do. You can have two more shots, but that’s it as I know the girls will try to buy you more, and two more beers. You’re to stay out no later than 1:30am.”

“Okay.”

You left the bathroom, spotting the girls at the bar and making your way through the crowds to them.

“What you drinking?” Garcia asked you, shouting to be heard over the music.

“I’ll get these!” you yelled back, leaning over the bar to get the bartender’s attention.

“Three tequila slammers and three bottles of bud please.”

The bartender took you money and lined the shots up, limes and salt packets on a little dish to the side. As predicted Garcia took a photo, posting it to her instagram feed before you all knocked them back.

“Another round please bar keep!” Garcia instructed the bar tender, waving her money at him suggestively.

And so another round was had, you wincing at the sharp taste and the sudden buzz. Emily was just about to order round three when Penelope grabbed your wrists and tugged you over to the dance floor.

“This is my jam!”

Prentiss just looked at you and rolled her eyes slightly. When Penelope was drunk, every song was her jam. But still you went with it, bumping and grinding up against each other like college students rather than the late twenties/mid thirties that you all were.

One song merged into the next and between the tequila buzz and the pounding of the bass, you didn’t feel your phone vibrating signifying the next alarm. And when Emily dissappeared to the bar and came back with another round of shots, you were too distracted to feel the texts that were landing in your inbox.

A group of guys had started to inch closer to you on the dance floor, Garcia playfully flirting with them. When they actively started dancing behind you, you made your excuses and disappeared into the ladies, slamming one of the cubicles door shut and sitting down.

Pulling your phone out, you saw it was 12:48am.

What the fuck… How was it that time?

You had seven messages.

“That’s two strikes Y/N.”

“I expect an update in the next ten minutes or else it’s three. Unless there’s a good excuse.”

“Three strikes.”

“If there’s no update in the next fifteen minutes, I’m doubling the amount.”

“Six strikes.”

“Y/N?”

“Y/N, are you okay?”

The last one was sent three minutes ago and you quickly hit the call button, you didn’t trust yourself to text.

“I’m sorry,” you blurted out as soon as he answered.

“I was beginning to worry Y/N.”

“I know, I’m sorry. The music’s too loud and I couldn’t feel my phone.”

“You realise you have six strikes right now against you right?”

“I know,” you whispered, not daring to let your mind wonder how he would redeem those.

“For your sake I hope you don’t rack up too many more tonight. Unless of course, you’re actually wanting to be punished?”

“No.”

Every inch of your body was screaming Yes Yes YES.

“Good. Although for my sake, I’m hoping you do rack up more. Having you naked in my apartment all evening and crawling around on all fours is definitely seeming like the next level of punishment for you.” His voice was cool, but breathy.

“I’d do that for you anyway….. ”

“Would you now?”

You leant your head against the side of the cubicle, right next to a Carly loves Dan graffiti love heart drawn in crude black marker. “Yes.”

“And have me paddle you from behind?”

“Fuuuck,“ you groaned into the mouth piece and you heard him laugh.

“Y/N?” You heard a yell. “You in here?”

“Shit. I gotta go. ”

“I heard, I’ll let you off the rest of the check ins. Text me when you’re home okay.”

“Okay.” You hung up and slipped your phone into your back, finishing up and flushing.

When you unlocked the cubicle, you saw Emily leaning against the sink.

“Who were you talking to?”

“Me?….erm… No one.” You started washing your hands quickly, not meeting her gaze.

“Bull shit.” She over pronounced both words carefully. “I heard you. And you dissappeared in here almost as soon as those guys started making serious moves towards you. Are you…. Are you seeing someone?”

“NO!” Too loud Y/N, too loud. Emily’s eyes narrowed.

“You are! What’s his name? Where did you meet him?”

Ah shit.

“Erm…. He’s an old flame from college. We bumped into each other a few months ago and hit it off again. His name…. ” You racked your brain quickly. “Is Dan… Daniel.”

“Why didn’t you tell us?!”

“It’s erm…. early days yet. I didn’t want to make a big deal out of things.” You dried your hands on a paper towel, discarding it into the bin and suddenly feeling sleepy.

“Well let us know as soon as it becomes a big deal. I won’t say anything okay, I’m guessing you don’t want people to know otherwise you’d have said.”

“Thanks Em. Listen.. I think I’m gonna get out of here, I’m beat.”

“Me too. Let’s find Penny and go.”

Forty five minutes later and you were home, peeling off your clothes and changing, then crawling into bed having placed a bottle of water onto your night stand.

“Home.. Sleepy.” You texted Spencer, struggling to focus on your screen. You were too old to be drinking tequila shots. And those vodka martinis had been strong.
 
“It’s a shame your so sleepy Y/N. I was looking forward to directing a certain object into your underwear over the phone.”

As exciting as that sounded to you, you’d have probably passed out halfway through. And that was NOT sexy.

“Too tired… Another night.”

“I’ll hold you to that. Drink plenty of water and get some sleep then, Snow White.”

“Huh?”

“You remind me of Snow White. In fact, you’re the physical embodiment of the written description of her. Skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as ebony.”

This was true, a comparison that even you could see, although you wouldn’t quite go as far as the lips as red as blood.

“Night Spencer.”

“Night Snow.”

Chris Evans Fic: Cabin in the Woods

Fluffiest of fluff for a Saturday!

This was originally a request from @alievans007 that’s been a very long time coming. Apologies for the wait but it’s taken me forever to envisage the perfect scenario. So, hope you enjoy!

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‘Babe, I know you’re super excited about this secret plan of yours but I don’t think security are going to let you take me on a plane blindfolded, somehow.’ You’d been beside yourself since you’d arrived home from work, only to be all but bundled into the car by your much bigger and much stronger boyfriend, assured that everything you needed was already packed. He’d insisted that you wear the blindfold but you quickly realised that it was more for show than for any practical reason.

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Favourite Health/Fitness/Natural Beauty Youtubers:

They vary a lot in style and content but hope you like them! Feel free to suggest any other bloggers you think I might like, especially British ones!

And I Forgot To Tell You I Love You (Harry One Shot) *Request

A/N: Here I am being a broken record again; I’m so sorry this took forever and a day to finish. It’s so very sad, it was difficult to dive into it like I wanted to. 

This is technically a request, one that got wildly out of hand, for an angsty blurb about being married to Harry and finding yourself at odds with each other. So, my dear anon who requested that, please consider this your blurb! 

I should say that this one shot surely wouldn’t have been finished without the help of two wonderful people, Carly (smut-reading-mum) and Vanessa (vanessavanessafoundaboy), both of whom listened and offered advice and guidance when I repeatedly went crying to them for help with this. I don’t think I’d be posting this without them, so thank you! 

And of course thank you to all of you who waited patiently for this! I hope you like it xx

((oh and btw, from here on out italics will indicate a flashback))


Mornings with Harry used to be your favorite. Every single one was a gift; the hotel mornings where he ordered breakfast and smiled softly at you when you thanked him, the early mornings, yawning every thirty seconds and blinking sleepily at Harry as he readied himself for some pre dawn obligation. The mornings far far apart, when he was in a distant time zone and managed to squeeze a Skype session in to share coffee over. The mornings where you couldn’t keep your hands off each other. The hangover mornings after a long drunken night, the sad mornings where you only held each other, the crazy mornings with hardly a moment to spare to sneak in a kiss. The happy birthday mornings, the lazy mornings, the rainy mornings, the lie in mornings. Every one was unique and every one was perfect because you got to spend it with him.

You exchanged vows, and the mornings were even better, waking up with his ring on your finger and hearing him call you “Mrs. Styles”. You got pregnant with your first child, and you got used to feeding schedules and wandering down the hall to find Harry asleep, long legs dangling off your child’s bed, with the young one dozing on his chest.

You don’t know when that ended, when the mornings lost their brilliance, with the hours in between quickly following suit. You don’t remember when the thought of waking up next to Harry didn’t fill you with warmth from head to toe.

Somehow you let it slip through your fingers, and every breath you take feels like one less in the way of a catastrophe.

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Well, I made this

Well, first of all, I wanted to thank for the support of my followers, although not many, I appreciate.
Maybe for the great majority I see this is just a drawing more than any show, but the truth is that it took me some time and in turn, it is my favorite show of all time and the best I have seen until today.
I really really love this show, and I feel very related to some of its characters, the actors are very good, the scripts also, and above all things, what the show is about and what it aims for.
Thanks for everything, I hope you like it :)

Okay, here’s the thing. I’ve been a fan of the USWNT for quite sometime now but that was about it so I was fine fangirling on my own. But now I’m getting into NWSL as well and I really need people to talk about it with because I really need to express how I feel and tweeting about it with no one responding just doesn’t do it anymore. That’s why I came here, to find more people who like both (or just one, I don’t care) so we can share thoughts and stuff. So if you know good accounts that post about it please let me know or if you want to talk with me just hit me up.

She Ain’t You - Stenbrough

Prompt: song fic based on this song, highschool!au, Georgie is ALIVE
Bill is in the closet and seems to only be dating girls that remind him of Stan.
Requested?: nah
ship: stenbrough
length: 4.1k
warning: anxiety mention


The glue that once been holding the Losers Club together seemed to be fading and they were slowly drifting apart. They had tried so hard to stay together, but after that summer things had changed. Not right away, of course, but eventually. And by high school, they only spoke with their eyes or a simple ‘hello’ while passing by in the halls. High school was full of cliques and everyone seemed to fit in one, you couldn’t avoid it. Once high school arrived, Bill found himself hanging around the jocks since he had made the football team.

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Replaceable - Part II

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Word Count: 1290

Player: Sebastian Aho (Carolina Hurricanes)

Warning/s: language

Originally posted by puckducky

“What the actual fuck?”, you muttered to yourself as you quickly took a few steps back, hiding around the corner. It was late. Very late. So why the hell was there a person standing in front of your Apartment?  

Your heart was pounding restlessly as everything inside of you told you to run. But you also didn’t want to be the crazy person. And going back outside that late was probably as bad as just approaching the person. You knew that you shouldn’t risk anything.

Maybe they were waiting for your neighbors? Because you wouldn’t have anyone visiting you that late. Yet, the person was standing directly in front of your door. 

Holy shit what were you supposed to do? Your mind was buzzing and you were completely overwhelmed by the situation. You were seriously afraid.
In a lack of better options, you checked which door you were standing in front. Carlie and her boyfriend. 

Yes! You knocked on the door, as quiet as possible but loud enough so they would actually hear it inside of their Apartment. Each knock sounded through the hallway like you were attacking the door with a hammer. You flinched at each knock, hoping the person in front of your door wouldn’t look where the noise was coming from.

That’s when Carlie opened the door. She was your friend, maybe she wouldn’t be too pissed to help you out. 

Your friend stood there in a nice dress and high heels, looking like she had just taken off her jacket. Something in your mind tried reminding you of the business dinner she had told you about, but your embarrassment was pushing every thought back.

“Hey! Are you okay?”

“I’m good.”, you uttered quietly. 

“Can I help you somehow?”

“Actually… yes. I really don’t want to bother you, Carlie. But I just came home and there’s this person standing in front of my Apartment. I don’t know if it’s someone I know and I’m not expecting anyone. I just…”, you trailed off.

“No! Of course, it’s fine. Jake?”, she said, turning around as her boyfriend approached.

“I can walk you to your door, it’s no problem.”, he smiled.

“Thank you so much. I really hope I didn’t bother you too much you this late.”
“It’s fine, really.”, Carlie insisted.

“Yeah, it’s not a big thing.”, Jake insisted as he closed the door behind him.
You had acted the right way, you knew that. Better safe than having something happen. That’s what your Mom always told you since you moved out. And that’s what your gut told you.

You walked down the long corridor, which was only dimly lit considering the time. And you felt assured next to Jake as you came closer and closer to the guy.
Although he did look kinda familiar now that you could see him a little closer.

“Do you know him?”, Jake whispered under his breath.

That’s when Sebastian turned around and spotted you. 

“Oh shit.”

“I take that as a yes?”

“It’s my Ex.”

“Then I’ll wait until you’re inside.”

“It’s not necessary, really. He’s okay. Thank you for walking me to my door.” Sebastian would never hurt you. Well… physically. Which left the question open what he was doing in front of your door, three weeks after you had last spoken.
“No problem. Good night.”

“Good night, Jake.”, you muttered, giving him a slight wave although you didn’t even turn to look as he walked back down the Apartment. 

You were frozen in front of Sebastian as you made eye contact, a thousand questions buzzing through your mind. 

“What are you doing here?”, you questioned. 

You were scared that his appearance would only bring up your feelings again. He made you feel replaceable like you didn’t matter at all to him. And you had been pretty clear that it was over.
So why was he back now, three weeks after?

“I’m here to say sorry.”, he muttered softly.

“Sorry won’t change anything.”, you snapped as you opened your door. But before you could slam it behind you, Sebastian said something that stopped you in your motions.

“You are not replaceable.”, he whispered into the silence. 

You whipped around to glare at him, and as you scanned through his eyes you realized that he really seemed to be feeling guilty.

“I have to say things. Please.”

“Come in. You have two minutes and then I want you to be gone.”


You went into the kitchen, where you leaned onto counters on opposite sides as you waited for Sebastian to say what he wanted to say.
He looked like he did last time you saw him, only the look in his eyes wasn’t angry anymore. 

“I messed up. I forced you to learn fast because I’m afraid my parents could not like you because of language barrier. That’s why I push you. And I’m sorry. It was wrong.”

“What you said really hurt. It’s good that you understand it now, but that doesn’t mean I’ll just forget what happened and forgive you.”

Sebastian nodded, but he opened his mouth to continue.

“I promise if I get new chance, I will make it better. You don’t have to learn. I will not push.  I still want you to meet my parents.”, he blurted out.

Your heart dropped into your stomach. What he was saying, that he still wanted you to meet his parents, it was confusing you. Because you really thought he didn’t want you to meet his parents at all that night when you had the fight. Maybe you had been wrong and had to admit that now. But still, he broke your heart.

“Sepe-”

Why did you use his nickname? No! Don’t fall back into old ways.
Sebastian interrupted you as he took a step closer to you.

If he would come even closer you’d loose your control over the situation.

“There only three words you need to know. Rest does not matter.”, he claimed. 

Three words? Tears were brimming your eyes now. What three words could he possibly mean? You had a suspicion, but you didn’t want to have your hopes up.

“Which three words?”, you choked out.

“Minä rakastan sinua.”, he said while holding eye contact. He looked like he was telling the truth and you happened to know these three words. But from the internet and not from Sepe.

And then you realized what he was doing. The phrase I love you was not used often in Finnish. It was more of a North American thing. In Finnish, you would say it differently too. Not as formal as he did right now.
He was trying to use words that you could understand easier. 

The drastic contrast to what had happened only a couple weeks back where he would’ve asked for a strict and correct version. Maybe he meant what he was saying.

“You love me.”, you translated as a few stray tears spilled.

This time you didn’t care about looking weak. Your heart still belonged to him and you couldn’t move on or shrug him off anytime soon, no matter how hard you tried. 

“I love you.”, he nodded, “Anything else don’t matter. What parents think don’t matter. Finnish. Only thing that matters is I love you and I am sorry. Please give me new chance to prove.”

You looked into his eyes, seeing all the emotion in them. And you just nodded as you let him pull you into his arms.