Request: hello!!!!! i was the anon that requested have you ever seen a heart shatter and oh my word i am blown away!! i couldn’t stop crying after reading it!! anyways, i would love to request another newt x reader where the reader is a legilimens and she reads newts mind and finds out he’s in love with tina or leta (which ever one you can choose who you like i guess) and she just breaks i guess?? pure angst as always haha. please and thank you!!!
Word Count: 2,779
Pairing: Newt x Reader
Requested by Anonymous
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August 1st, 1903
Sploosh. You shriek with laughter. Mud flies every which way. It lands on your cheeks. It sprinkles the front porch. You don’t care that your mother will be mad. You look at the next puddle and bend your knees.
A little boy suddenly bursts into your yard. He shouts, hands out in front of him, as a bunny darts by. Another boy, a little bigger with darker hair, tears into your yard, too. He stops when he sees you. He marches over, calling the other one, too.
You scowl. “Who’re you?”
“I’m Theseus Scamander. This is Newt.” He prods the other boy in the back.
- Both brothers are very attached and protective of Riza, particularly after the encounter with Lust. - One day, they accidentally stumble upon Riza at the market and notice someone either catcalling her or looking at her in an inappropriate way and Edward loses it because WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??? HOW DARE YOU TREAT HER WITH SUCH DISRESPECT??? Both brothers help her finish with her shopping and errands for the day and walk home with her that day. Riza lets them because she knows that if they’re with her they won’t be getting into trouble at least that day besides she does appreciate their help and company.- Upon realizing that Alphose is unable to sleep and struggles with restless nights, she tells him he is more than welcome to borrow any of her books to help pass the time. Sometimes they will go on early morning runs together and it’s a time they both appreciate.- Both brothers are impressed on the amount of rare alchemy books she owns. They know better than to ask her about their origin.- Riza is an excellent cook and insists that both brothers come over for dinner whenever they are in town. When Team Mustang are back in Central after the rebuilding of Ishval, both brothers decide to pay Riza a visit. To their surprise (and Ed’s annoyance) Roy opens the door… Then they see that Riza is wearing a ring on her left hand. Both brothers receive an invitation to their wedding
Before the veto comp, Jacket told Dem that he was Kevin’s target but she is going to vote out Ika regardless.
After Dem won the veto, he told Kevin that Jacket told him he was Kevin’s target.
Kevin, who wanted to work with Dem if Dem stayed but also thought Dem was a bigger threat to his game and wanted him out, confronted Jacket because she screwed him over.
Jacket lied, badly. She said Dem misunderstood and that she was just trying to motivate him. Jacket pushed for Karen to be the renom. Ika told Karen that Jacket is trying to get her otb and Karen is going to get Dillon to campaign for her.
Kevin wants to renom Jacket and is considering getting Dem/Will/Dre to be the three votes to keep Ika. He would want to work with Demika if they stay.
Georgina felt like she was shaking, which was ridiculous.
She’d had the tickets tucked away on her bookcase since they fell through the
letterbox two months ago. Back then she assumed one of her friends would join
her at the gig, but when her phone pinged with a reminder, she started to
wonder if someone else would rather go with her.
A/N: This is just a new “series” I thought of when I was having a conversation with my bff (yes this is what we talk about shh). What would EXO be like as subs? I figured I’d do this more as a bulletpoint type thing, highlighting which toys would be most effective, how they would act, etc. First up is Baekhyun for obvious reasons. I’ll keep it under the cut since it might get long. Feedback is welcomed :)
“You don’t need that,” Dan said, crossing the lounge to fetch his phone and crossing back.
“You’ve got your Amazon face on, and you don’t need it.”
Phil looked like he was halfway between defending himself and asking what his Amazon face looked like, so Dan leaned against the dining table and crossed his arms over his chest and did his best eyebrow raise.
“It’s cute?” Phil tried.
“It’s not cute enough. And you only lean into the screen like that when you’re deciding between sellers.”
“It’s my credit card.” He looked a little genuinely put out. “At least come see.”
It was a package of puffy shiba inu stickers, and it arrived at their doorstep three days later.
why is it dashcon 2014-2017? what happened for it to end in 2017? -clueless anon
have you heard about the whole fyre festival fiasco?? im gonna assume you havent
so basically there was a bunch of promotion for this huge music festival that was going to be held on a private island in the bahamas, and tickets sold for anywhere between $450 to $12,000. it was promoted all over instagram and with models and stuff like that, so a bunch of rich white kids were like “oh i want to go to that” and bought tickets. it was supposed to have a bunch of glamping tents and luxury food and stuff so like, these rich people were expecting to be pampered. it was kinda like coachella but tropical i guess???
now heres where it gets funny. so its the weekend of when the festival is supposed to begin, and everyones getting flown out to the island. except, when they get there, they find out that the “luxury glamping tents” are actually leftover disaster relief tents, and the fancy food was actually some bread with 2 slices of cheese on it with a really sad looking salad.
people started going crazy. i saw someone say there were feral dogs but apparently theres just stray dogs and cats on the island but the rich kids saw dogs without collars and immediately went “fEEeerrRRAAaAallLLlLLl doOGGG UnSaFEEE.”
some people have started going around stealing passports and phones and stuff. the U.S. embassy in the bahamas had to intervene to try and get people off the island because they’re literally stranded there.
dashcon has been overthrown for the most chaotic ‘organized’ money-wasting event by fyre festival 2017. rip.
His wife, running around the backyard, chasing cats. He had always been fond of cats; they were quiet, proud creatures that usually made him feel at ease. And, he had no doubt, seeing his wife so eager playing with them was a sight that warmed his heart.
Pora sat down, the kittens immediately getting closer, attracted by the bright colors on her kimono. A content smile on her lips, she took one and brought it to her face. Lord Masamune only smiled, enjoying the view. He loved her.
It felt weird, but he knew it. That warm feeling on his chest whenever he heard her voice, and how happy he felt at the sight of her smile… It had to be love. He couldn’t remember when was that he started loving her so much. All Lord Masamune knew was that, slowly, Pora had brought color into the monotony of black and white that his life was.
One of her kittens escaped, walking towards him while he was lost in thought. The sudden sound brought him back, and as he glanced down at the little ball of furr looking at him, he couldn’t help but chuckle.
Pora heard him. She looked back, surprised to have audience, but immediately smiled. The sight of her usually quiet and serious husband smiling and petting a cat was too cute not to smile.
The kitty nuzzled against his hand, and the satisfied smile he had didn’t go unnoticed for Pora. She walked to him, forgetting about the cats following her, and petted it. Her hand touched his, not enough to be a caress but enough to make him startle.
“He likes you…” Pora added, the kitten purring in Masamune’s hand.
“I like him too” he smiled. Lord Masamune reached for her hair, a rebel pink lock on her face that made it difficult for him to see her eyes, and lock it on her ear. “But…”