I’m the Crit Guy (to the tune of “I’m The Bad Guy” from Wander Over Yonder)
(THIS IS FOR YOU @fixitstevenjunior)
I’m not some annoying su stan,
I’m not your viewer or the unthinking fa-ans,
I’m not gonna go away after your “rebuttal” and cry,
‘Cause I’m the crit guy.
“He’s the crit guy.”
Oh, it’s tragic,
to watch the show now,
as it shrivels up and dies,
But, oh it’s quite a hit,
To be an su crit,
I criticize their show and then I watch them whine,
CAUSE I’M THE CRIT GUY!
OH AINT IT FANTASTIC,
I SEE SOMETHING AND LAMBAST IT!
But let me tell you why.
I’ve always had a weakness for good writing and artists,
But now the show is broke and I want to share why:
See, I found SU kind of fun!
But now the show is lacking its imagination!
Bismuth’s bubbled, the barn sucks, and the Diamonds can go die,
And I care why?
Come on, GUESS!
“…cause you’re the crit guy?”
“Well, yeah, just about.”