Ruki and Reita discussing eyeball licking
so ruki read this one and before he began reading it, he and rei couldn’t figure out how to read the word “iris.” rei is like “i think it’s kousai” and ruki is like ehhh idk….eventually rei looks it up and it is in fact “kousai”
rei like “SEE i told u smh” and ruki’s like “…that was dumb luck”
they read this one as a scary story so there’s creepy bgm and ruki’s voice has an echo effect on it
Ruki: “Reita-san, Ruki-san. It’s very hot and humid, I hope you guys aren’t melting.”
(Reita snorts in background)
Ruki: “My ‘first time’ story is, a few years ago I licked someone’s iris – brackets – the part with the pupil.”
Ruki: “Apparently if you fli– …if you fl– (trying not to laugh) if you flick your tongue on it it feels good, and I was pre….pre–(laughing)” (*there was some kind of typo here)
(Reita has been laughing in bg this whole time)
Ruki: “Pressured into doing it. I didn’t really want to do it because it freaked me out, but when I actually did it, it had a sweet taste and I was really surprised.”
Ruki: “Have you two ever licked an eye before? Reita, if you haven’t, you should try it and let me know what you think!”
Reita: Okay. (nervous laughter)
Ruki: Bruh I just shed a tear.
Reita: Okay wait a second. (takes paper) So someone…told her to do it.
Reita: They were like, hey lick my iris.
Reita: And then she did it.
Reita: …And it was kinda sweet.
Reita: ……..Can I –
Ruki: (closes eyes) I knew you were gonna say that smh
Reita: Open ur eyes
Ruki: (He either said ‘shinisou’ [I’m gonna die] or ‘shimisou’ [somethings gonna ooze out idk??????])
Reita: (laughing at own joke what else is new) …Damn so eye-licking kink is a real thing eh
Ruki: Yeah well I mean I’m not really surprised…it’s sweet though?
Reita: Is this a common fetish?
Ruki: Um obviously not
Ruki: But like…the other person wanted her to do it, right? I wonder how she felt though…like at the end she says ‘it tastes pretty sweet’ but…even that kinda seems like [she wasn’t down]
Reita: Yeahh it’s kinda…
OH MY GOD I FUCKING HATE REITA OK SO HE SAYS
Reita: Doesn’t it kinda…smell like murder?
And my ass is sitting here and listening to it over and over again like WTF DOES THIS MEAN AM I MISSING SOMETHING and then
Ruki: Ah– ……..
(Reita laughs nervously)
(very long pause)
Reita: Shall we play a song?
Ruki: What? I thought you were good at this.
Reita: Ye I’m a natural
Ruki: Mhmm (showing Rei how it’s done now) We were having a pretty lit conversation just now…I got an equally lit song for u
Reita: (laughing ) O please
Ruki: This is like around the time you get tired right
Reita: Oh yeah cause it would be after two now right
Ruki: Yeah. Well I’ve listened to all the shows so far…and I gotta say some of you don’t play very fitting songs for the mood.
Reita: Oh, like songs that make you tired?
Ruki: Yeah or like they’re too noisy…but this one…this one is just right
Reita: Oh really?
Reita: Oh I’d love to hear it
Ruki: Ok here it is… “Murder” by ROSSO
Like this idiot was trying to work the name of the song into the conversation and it made no fucking sense
And Ruki thinks the way he introduced it is better like
I quit the fandom