i hope you don't have nightmares


One year ago I wrote Nightmares

Nightmares was the first fan fiction I ever wrote for Voltron, and it is BY FAR the biggest response I’ve ever gotten for something I’ve created. It’s a year later, and I am still very active in this fandom, and a lot of that has to do with the continuous comments and messages I get from you guys about this fanfic.

Thank you. So much. 

This year has been very difficult for me, but Voltron and talking to you guys has been an important path of escape. Without you guys, I can’t imagine how difficult the past few months may have been for me. 

Here’s to another year of Klance hell and creating content that I find fulfilling and I hope you guys enjoy. 

newsies characters as john mulaney quotes
  • Jack: i guess someone said like something something police. and in a brilliant moment of word association i yelled “fuck da police!” and everyone else joined in. a hundred drunk white children yelling fuck da police
  • Crutchie: hey you could pour soup in my lap and i'll probably apologize to you
  • Davey: i put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants and i felt safe
  • Katherine: you know how you lie to your parents?
  • Pulitzer: he ordered one black coffee for himself and kept driving
  • Finch: everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds
  • Albert: it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them
  • Buttons: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair
  • Spot: i'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day i'll die
  • Elmer: i don't want to be doing what i'm doing either
  • Romeo: i am very small, and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress that i am under
  • Henry: 🎵and life is a fucking nightmare🎵
  • Specs: woah, that tall child looks terrible!
  • Race: hi, i'm very gay and would like a few dollars
  • Hannah: hello? hush!

anonymous asked:

Hey! I have a little bit strange request. Can you please write headcanon about MC having nightmare, because she watched too much horror movies and RFA + Saeran + V there is the main monster who wants to eat MC, but is attractive to her anyway. Maybe also what happens after MC wakes up:) Feel free to reject it if you don't like it. Anyway you are amazing! ♡

Haha, this was interesting. Hope you like these~


  • He tried to wake you up from your nightmare, and you slapped him
  • You apologize profusely and explain that the monster in your dreams kind of looked like him
  • He saw you blush and he asked what the monster was exactly
  • You stammer out that it was kind of like a wolf…that looked like him…and that you found kind of cute
  • He smirks and starts teasing you
  • “Oh…are you saying…I’m a beast?”
  • You don’t hear the end of it for days


  •  You wake up in a cold sweat, accidentally waking him up in the process
  • He’s kind of worried, but you’re just trying to brush it off from the horror movies you watched earlier
  • Still, he persistently asks what the dream was about
  • When you explain about the monster, he jumps out of bed and starts pulling out books
  • You realize he’s looking up dream meanings, to see if it had anything to do with your life
  • You calm him down and say that the monster wasn’t scary, it was actually really attractive
  • He gets really jealous and pouty for a few minutes until you tell him it looked like him
  • He has mixed feelings
  • He’s glad you’re still attracted to the monster version of him, but also really worried that he did something to make your subconscious look at him that way
  • You have to assure him he’s overanalyzing thing


  • She wakes you up cuz she heard you tossing and turning
  • She’s a little worried because you seem shaken up
  • But then you wave it off and say it was a silly dream
  • Curious, she asks you what it was about
  • You start explaining the dream, and in your haziness, you slip that the monster was really pretty and kind of looked like Jaehee
  • She gives you a blank stare and sighs
  • She tells you not to eat pizza so late at night after watching a horror film
  • She sends you one last judging glare before going back to bed 


  • He wakes you gently when you get restless
  • You apologize for waking him, and he asks what was wrong
  • So you explain about your dream, and you get a little embarrassed when you tell him he was the monster in the dream
  • He chuckles a little when you say you were attracted to the monster
  • He wraps his arms around you and tells you not to think too deeply about it, since dreams are sometimes just silly
  • Still, when you wake up in the morning, you find him googling some keywords and also what it means when a spouse is a monster in a dream


  • You jolt awake and he groggily asks if you’re okay
  • You start explaining your nightmare with the monster wanting to eat you and all that
  • He sits up, makes a Sign of the Cross, mumbles a prayer and lays back down
  • You clear your throat and clarify that the monster looked like him…and you found it kind of attractive
  • He sticks his fingers in the glass of water beside the table and flicks it at you
  • He mutters something about Holy Water before turning over
  • You tell him to stop being so extra
  • “You’re the one who’s having weird dreams because of one movie,” he shoots back
  • Actually, he’s just really flustered about the fact you found a monster version of him attractive 


  • You woke up a little shaky
  • You shake Saeran and start telling him about the dream
  • He keeps giving these ambiguous grunts that are only sometimes specific
  • “Mhmm….wow, a tree, that’s cool….uh-huh…”
  • You hit him with a pillow
  • “Are you listening?! I said you were the monster in my dream!”
  • He groans and turns around, “I’ll be the monster for real if you keep waking me up!” 


  • He wakes up up when you’re mumbling in discomfort in your sleep
  • You apologize for waking you and explain your dream
  • When you talk about him being the monster, he starts apologizing
  • He holds your hand and reassures you that he would never do such a thing in real life
  • And he goes on and on about how he really cares for you
  • When you tell him you still found the monster version of him really attractive, he starts going on about how it’s just because you have a sweet heart to see the good in everyone

Check out our other headcanons~ Masterlist

anonymous asked:

Hey! Hopefully this is okay? But you could you please do an RFA+V+Saeran comfort a reader with Nightmares? Thank you so so much!!! <3

Of course it’s okay! And ahhh thank you to everyone who followed me, I woke up this morning to 30 followers & 50+ notes on my first hc post, thanksss ❤

Yoosung :

  • With how clingy he is while sleeping, there’s no doubt he’d immediately wake up if his s/o was having nightmares or if they woke up in a panic because of one.
  • He’d be worried but he’d also be extremely sleepy since it takes some time for him to wake up completely – he’d be a bit slow to understand what happened at first and will be confused as to why they’re awake so early in the morning.
  • Once he does though, he’ll fuss over them and do what his mother did when he had nightmares as a kid; put extra pillows under their head, cover them with two more blankets, he’d bring them some hot chocolate and bring Lisa so they can cuddle with her; he’d even sing a lullaby if they asked him.

Zen :

  • He’s so worried omg his s/o will be the one who has to calm him down because he’ll make a mountain of it; he’ll ask what was wrong, if they had trouble breathing, if they also had psychic dreams like him..
  • Once he’s alright, he’ll wrap his arms around his s/o and whisper comforting words in their ear before singing a lullaby to get them back to sleep.
  • After they’re asleep, he’ll probably spend an hour brushing their hair and trying to make sure they’re not about to have another nightmare again, he feels like maybe if he watches over them, he can protect them from bad dreams.

Jaehee :

  • She gets a little motherly when she wakes up to her s/o trembling from a nightmare; she’ll hold their shoulders and gently hush them, telling them it was just a dream and that everything was fine.
  • She’s not the very talkative type but she’d try to talk to her s/o about anything that came to her mind so they could think of something else and hopefully feel a little better.
  • If they didn’t want to go back to sleep, they’d make mug cakes together and watch tv until they fell asleep – when it’s morning though, Jaehee will spend hours on her laptop trying to find ways to help her s/o so they wouldn’t have nightmares anymore.

Jumin :

  • He won’t wake up right away but if his s/o tries to leave the bed or if they start crying, he’ll be up in seconds. However, he’d be at loss as to what he’s supposed to do to help them since he’s not used to this. He’d just hold them and wait in silence so they can get over whatever happened in their dreams.
  • He’d get them a glass of water and ask them if they want to take a relaxing bath with him, especially if it was an especially bad dream and they woke up sweating and shaking; he’d sit behind them in the bath and gently wash their hair, nuzzling sleepy kisses in their neck until they tell him what’s wrong.
  • If his s/o let him, he’d get an appointment with a doctor so they could get medication or a therapy depending on why the s/o has nightmare.

707 :

  • He doesn’t really sleep at night so he won’t be in bed most of the time his s/o has nightmares but he checks up on them all the time, especially after learning the troubles they have when sleeping.
  • He’s not the best with serious stuff but he hates seeing his s/o distressed and his priority would be to put a smile on their face again. He’d do what he does when he has his own nightmares : build a massive blanket fort, watch funny vines and eat a bunch of stuff. He’d wear a fluffy onesie what a loser and be their cuddle fluff-wearing man.
  • He’d have trouble leaving his s/o alone for the night because he’d be worried in case they had another nightmare; he’ll get some sleep with them and wake up early to finish his work.

V :

  • He’s a light sleeper and wakes up every time they have a nightmare. He doesn’t say anything, he already knows what’s wrong and he’ll just rub his hand on their back until they calm down.
  • He’ll just tell them that he’s there if they want to talk about it but otherwise, he’ll go to the kitchen and come back with a glass of water or a cup of tea before lighting a candle on the bed side table.
  • He won’t let them go back to sleep until they’ve relaxed. He’s willing to do anything they want, be it looking through the photographs on his camera until morning because they don’t want to fall asleep again or hold them in his arms, tracing patterns on their shoulder as he kisses the back of their hand until they’re too tired to stay awake.

Saeran :

  • He has his own nightmares so he understands how they feel and I don’t think he gets to sleep much either so he’s probably already awake when they wake up from their nightmare.
  • He would softly press his forehead against theirs until they calm down and then, he’d talk about his own dreams to persuade his s/o to share theirs with him; he’s never had anyone to talk to about the things keeping him awake, and he’s tired of keeping everything to himself so he’ll want to share his thoughts with them – even the bad ones.
  • He’ll hold their hand and put some background noise to help them sleep, he likes the sound of rain hitting the roof and waves crashing on the shore – it calms him down – so, he’d download one of those apps that lets you choose and combine sounds like these.

anonymous asked:

What if Jason found a half dead kitten on the street and nursed it back to health?

Jason and a kitten, yessss!!!!! (im on mobile sorry for everything.)

He finds the kitten in an alley while he’s getting some dinner because he’s too tired to cook. He crouches down to look at the tiny, scruffy kitten on the dirty ground, lying on their sides, meowing softly.

Jason stops. Of course he stops. The kitten is thin and obviously hasn’t eaten anything filling in a while and Jason should leave the kitten or find an animal shelter but the kitten purrs and Jason isn’t strong enough to leave them to die.

He gets some towels when he arrives at home so the kitten will be warm and comfortable. Jason goes online and reads some sites how to nurse back a kitten to health because he knows jack shit about how to take care of an animal. He buys everything the kitten might need because his money might go to worse places than this.

It takes weeks before the kitten can walk around more than ten minutes.

Things that definitely happens after Fangs (yes, that’s her name) is up and healthy:

Fangs finding Jason’s chest the most comfortable place to sleep and Jason doesn’t move so he doesn’t wake her up. Damn his good heart.

Fangs snuggling to Jason’s neck when he’s laying down and then walking over him and Jason phones rings and Fangs steps on his face and yes, cat hair in his mouth. Nice.

Fangs hissing when there are strangers in Jason’s apartment. So like the first time Duke comes over, Fangs hisses at him from the table and–

“Wow, dude, why is she looking at me like she wants to kill me?”

“Huh, yeah that sounds pretty serious. Don’t worry I will protect you.”

“Har-har-har. Why do you even have a cat?”

“She blackmailed me to take care of her. She’s dangerous.”

“You’re a dork, oh my god.”

Ok, but Jay waking up from a nightmare and Fangs just snuggling closer and licks his face and “yes okay thank you cat but that’s not comfortable at all.”

Jason trying to let her go after she recovers and he opens his window and everything but she just stays on his bed and meows. “Yeah, I wouldn’t leave either.”

katwrech  asked:

Hi I just wanted to tell you that I absolutely love your art and Cu/Kuppler it's the best it gives me life- and aah, I'm not in the best place right now but this blog just pulled me up from the dirt,,, (also could I request something ala CU comforting MrK after a nightmare, or- or something fluff I'd love that but it's fine if you don't have the time.or don't want to)

aaahhh thanks so much!!!<3 im glad my art makes you happy i hope you have a wonderful day!!!💖

Guys please stay vigilant when outside especially if you are around the east london area, there have been an increase in acid attacks on innocent people. It seems that the perpetrators are directly targeting Muslims, if you are driving please try not to open your window especially if you see someone knocking on your window. Stay safe.

anonymous asked:

You don't have to answer, but are you ok? It's just that you usually don't go so long without posting on your tumblr. Hope everything is all right. Lots of love.

Hey there. Thanks for checking on me.   ♥ ♥ ♥

Short answer: No, I’m really not okay.

Longer answer under the cut.

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anonymous asked:

Welp, I miss your headcanons so much. If you don't have many requests right now, could you maybe do some angsty to fluffy headcanons for KiriBaku? I hope you get what I mean^^' angsty ja fluffy stuff bc i'm trash for both

Sure I can! Do you mean like angst headcanons followed by fluff headcanons? Or like a mix? - I kind of a did a mix, if that’s alright. If you meant something different, I can totally do another one!


- They both have nightmares about losing each other. 

- Especially Eijirou, he gets them most frequently.

- Eijirou wakes up from those dreams in a cold sweat, frantically reaching out for Katsuki. He can’t fall back asleep after that, because every time he closes his eyes he can see Katsuki getting killed.

- Katsuki thinks that Eijirou can do so much better than him.

- And a part of him really believes and has accepted that when Eijirou figures this out, he will leave him and find someone better.

- But the other part of him knows that he won’t be able to live without Eijirou. He needs him, Eijirou is the best thing that has ever happened to him.

- Katsuki will often flat-out refuse to talk about his feelings.

- He’s used to hiding behind his cold, tough mask. The last thing he wants is for anyone to see him being weak and pathetic.

- Anytime Katsuki would think about talking to Eijirou about things, he would suddenly remember all the fights him and his mom would get into about just that. She always said that he was overreacting, and sometimes Katsuki’s believes that Eijirou would think that too.

- The fact that Katsuki has trouble talking to him when he is sad, makes a part of Eijirou feel that he doesn’t trust him.

- They have had a few arguments about this. 

- But Eijirou refuses to give up on his Katsuki. He knows that in time Katsuki will feel safe enough to open up about his feelings, and Eijirou will be there when he does.

- But until then, they have figured out alternative ways to work through it.

- Sometimes Katsuki just needs to be left alone, and Eijirou will patiently wait until he has calmed down.

- Other times, when Eijirou notices that Katsuki seems off, he will sit close to him, not saying anything but still just being there for him. Eijirou will reach out and take his hand, holding it between both of his.

- Most of the time, all Katsuki needs is for Eijirou to tell him he loves him. And Eijirou does, repeatedly.

unlucky-luckster  asked:

Thank you so muchhhhh is it okay if I request Akechi having a nightmare and s/o (is it okay if she's female?) having to comfort him?

No, thank you! I’m also very grateful that you told me that the ask box was closed! I didn’t realize it would be this long; I think I got so into it because Akechi deserves so much love. ;_; Hope you enjoy it!

It was a very peaceful night; the distant sound of whirring car engines lulled Akechi and his girlfriend into a gentle slumber. His lean arms were securely wrapped around her, and his long fingers were perfectly intertwined with hers. This was their usual sleeping position, that is, until s/o woke up to a hard jab on the back of her head. Groggily, she sat herself up to switch on the bedside lamp, and then she directed her attention toward the culprit.

“No… please. I can do better,” Akechi muttered. He was writhing and thrashing about with a pained expression on his face. Any irritability s/o may have had vanquished, only to be replaced by the feeling of her heart shattering. Akechi’s nightmares were a common recurrence, but she could never grow accustomed to such an agonizing display.

“No… don’t go,” he whimpered.

“Akechi… it’s not real,” s/o said as she gently shook his shoulder. She could see beads of sweat glimmering on his contorted face, and she had to fight the tears that were started to form in her eyes. “Please wake up.”

After a few shakes, he finally came to. His glassy auburn eyes met s/o’s, and his expression softened at the sight of her worried face. “I’m sorry my love, did I startle you?” he asked weakly.

“No, I’m fine,” she replied. She helped him sit up and used her fingers to brush away the damp hair that was clinging to his face.

“Thank you my dear,” Akechi said softly. “I’m long overdue for a haircut, don’t you think?” His small smile didn’t quite reach his eyes, and she knew he was struggling to keep himself composed.

She placed her hand on his cheek. “Do you want to talk about it?”

Akechi brought his hand over the one on his cheek. Then he suddenly fell onto her and held her in an embrace. She returned the gesture and began stroking his hair. They stayed like this for a few moments, finding comfort in each other’s warmth. Akechi broke the silence first. “Why have you stayed with me for long?”

“Because I love you,” s/o said simply, as if nothing could be more obvious.

“…All I do is make mistakes. That is what causes everyone to leave. And that is… what will surely make you leave as well,” he whispered, his voice quivering slightly.

“You’re wrong,” she breathed, “we’re in this together now. You don’t have to face your burdens and mistakes alone anymore. I’m here for you and only you… my love.”

His grip around her tightened. “You… are a fool.”

“I am,” she agreed. “But I’d be an even bigger fool if I ever thought to abandon someone so precious and important to me. And besides,” she continued, a hint of playfulness in her voice, “someone has to make sure you don’t skip any hair appointments.”

Akechi lightly chuckled. “You have me there.” Silence permeated the air once again. “…I love you,” he suddenly said.

“I love you, too. Always and forever.” She kissed the side of his head and nuzzled his neck.

The night went on like this, with s/o whispering sweet words of affection and affirmation while playing with Akechi’s soft, chestnut hair. They happily drifted off to sleep, hoping that they would encounter each other in the realm of dreams.

maririnafl  asked:

You said "feel free to send a character".. But I don't know if it's okay to send non-undertale characters. But just in case! Snake of clearing eyes(kagerou project) + "peace" pallette. Or Chara(undertale :'D) + "our love will...". Even if you haven't a lot of free time I hope you eat well and sleep enough. And look at stars sometimes. They want to see you too ;0

I guess Chara aint lookin at any stars

Thanks tho! I do not know who the second character is, but it doesnt have to be Undertale. 

Some of the fandoms ya can send me are Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Off, Fran Bow, Little Nightmares… what else is there uhhhh fnaf Sister Location… Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Avatar tlb, Legend of Korra, Overwatch, Homestuck….

yeah those are the ones at the top of my head…

Anyway, thanks for sending me  a palette to do!!

devouring-time  asked:

This is an old prompt but I don't have a good new one and you said I could toss this back your way sometime: Fenhawke memory swap? <3

Hope this is ok. This is a continuation of this prompt.

Whatever the mechanics of the spell the runaway apostates had levied at them, it took weeks for the effects to fully fade away.

They came to him when he slept, memories that were not his, that were so real he forgot they were not his until he woke. Nightmares that shook him to his core, left him sick.

And every day, Fenris grew more and more distant.

Hawke couldn’t stop it. He tried everything he could think of, practically begged Anders to check him out, and almost even considered asking Merrill to use blood magic, before the dreams finally began to lose shape and potency. He never thought he would be grateful to have his own nightmares back.

Fenris had trouble looking at him.

“All right,” Hawke said. They had avoided each other, once it became clear what was happening. Breaking the silence between them felt like shattering glass. The elf sat by the fire, his shoulders rounded and hunched, his hand playing with the favor on his wrist, and he flinched at his words, but did not look up. Hawke approached slowly, stepped into the circle of light cast by the fire with his own hands spread. “I’m going to come sit next to you,” he told him. “Fenris, we have to get over this. I shouldn’t have lied to you; I’m sorry.”

The elf didn’t look up, but he did speak. “You think I’m upset with you?” he asked. His voice was rough. Hawke hadn’t heard it in weeks. He hated the defensive way that he held himself.

Hawke stopped, just inside the warm ring of light. The rest of the mansion was dark as pitch, and cold and unattended. He wished he had found the courage to come see Fenris sooner.

“I didn’t know how to deal with this,” Hawke said. “I still don’t.”

“You must have seen so much by now,” Fenris said, cold, bitter.

Hawke said, “Yes.”

“I never wanted you to know. I never wanted you to see me…like that.”

“Like what?” he asked, and the elf snarled in response.

Pathetic,” he spat. “Content. Danarius told me that life was my place, and I believed him. I thought I – I felt – I only wanted his approval, his pleasure. I only wanted - !”

Fenris.” Hawke’s voice, sharp, hard. Fenris fell silent.

It was a long time before Hawke spoke again. He moved, joined the elf on the little bench by the fire, the light bouncing off the elf’s snowy hair. Fenris plucked at the favor and did not look up, even when Hawke kissed his head, his ear, his cheek.

“That wasn’t you,” Hawke said. “That was done to you.”

“I allowed it to be done.”

“You didn’t have a choice.”

Fenris looked up, then, closer than they’d been in weeks. His eyes moved over Hawke’s face, and there was something cautious in his eyes, wary. He seemed surprised when he said, “You don’t appear to look at me any differently.”

“You thought I would?” Hawke asked. He pressed his forehead to the elf’s. He said, “Fenris, I love you.”

“Yes,” Fenris said. “I saw – our meeting. Our flirtation, the first time we kissed. More. When you look at me – Hawke, I’m not what you think I am. You’ve seen that now.”

“You’re not,” Hawke agreed. “You’re more.”

Fenris frowned at him, but his hands stilled. He searched Hawke’s face again. “You still want me,” he realized, and even though he wasn’t meant to answer, Hawke did.

“Of course I do.”

anonymous asked:

hi moon, awhile ago i asked you for some headcanons about harry and godfatherly sirius, and you gave some really awesome ones. then i asked if you had some post-azkaban hcs for them as well, and you said you'd make a post about that. you never got around to it, which is totally fine. i wouldn't have brought it up again because i don't want to bother you about it, but i donated a bit on paypal and i was wondering if you could make a post about that if you don't mind?

Oh I do remember that. I guess I forgot. Sorry about that! Anyway, let’s hope this sates your cravings:

  • Harry and Sirius both wanted to write to each other about their nightmares and stresses. But neither of them wanted to worry the other. Sirius, partially because Harry’s… Harry. Not James, not that he was looking for that, but 14, 15 years old–just a kid. He doesn’t need to know about that. And Remus likes to remind him that Harry probably has enough on his plate being the “Chosen One.” (And Sirius has even thought better of goofing around with Harry on that subject, too: not sure if it’s a sensitive topic.)
  • For Harry, it’s that he knows Sirius will worry and probably demand updates on his scar, like he wishes he had some kind of scar-dar where Sirius comes busting in every time the thing tinges with pain. He doesn’t feel like Sirius really ought to be worrying about Harry, like… he doesn’t want to make Sirius think he can’t handle himself.
  • “Ugh okay so Snape did this thing” “ugh that sounds like Snivellus, here’s what you do”
  • Sirius pulling up a chair and basically going, “let me tell you about that one time”
  • (Remus rolling his eyes. “No, let me tell you how it really happened…”)
  • Harry, having a nightmare at Grimmauld place and coming downstairs to the kitchen, surprised to find a fire going already. It’s Sirius, and he’s just sitting there in the dark, staring into the flames like he’s lost a little piece of himself in the hearth. “Sirius?” makes Sirius jump, and he turns looking quite pale to see that it’s just Harry, and he relaxes, but not all the way.
  • Harry asks, “What are you doing?”
  • And Sirius just kinda says, “Same thing as you, I think.”
  • And Sirius gets up and makes them both some tea without prompt, and they sit in awkward silence at first. Sirius thinks maybe he should say something godfatherly, comforting. But it doesn’t come out right, and he says something self-deprecating and snarky. He’s surprised when Harry sort of laughs, and it opens the door to a more casual dialogue that occasionally touches on serious things like Harry’s scar, and Order business, but eventually when Molly comes down to make breakfast and Remus comes back from an all-night mission they stumble across the two of them laughing over a few fancy tales of James, and a few fancy tales of Ron.
  • Harry gets the inside scoop on friendship with Crookshanks, and he gets to decide which details to tell Hermione–because eating rats together was unfortunately common, and it’s not really pressing news that they had a favorite tree in the Forbidden Forest.
  • Talking about the Dursleys leads to Sirius groaning, “Oh, yeah, my mother did this,” “My father did that,” etc, and vise versa.
  • Sirius greatly enjoys the story of when the Weasleys came in through the boarded up fireplace at Number Four.
  • Sirius tells Harry about the time he and James tried prank calling, except it went a little like Ron calling Uncle Vernon and only Lily and Remus got laughs out of it.
  • Harry was also privy to the story of his father and Sirius escaping from the police in matching Order of the Phoenix tshirts.
  • Sirius’ jaw drops after Harry tells him about his first and second years. He does also casually lament not finding an heir of slytherin in his year so that they could have mapped out the chamber of secrets. Harry reminds him about the basilisk. A basilisk, Sirius. Sirius just smiles.
  • Sirius asks about Remus and how his classes were, and even though Harry says “great” Sirius is like, “I knew he was a nerd/Yeah we knew he was destined to teach somewhere when we gave him that briefcase/*sad, smiling nod like i-can’t-believe-moony-is-such-a-dweeb-wait-yes-i-can*”
  • Harry, joking: “I’ll have to play fetch with you someday.”
  • Sirius, serious: “Hey, I’ll have you know I’m very good at it.”
  • Sirius telling Harry about his tropical escape, when he was sending toucans and colorful birds instead of owls whilst being “discreet”
  • Harry telling him how damn discreet that was, and Sirius barking a laugh like, “I know, I’d say it was luck but they’re not that competent, the Ministry”

Thanks for the coffee, and I hope this was everything you were looking for!

anonymous asked:

Emmy's in September, PM's show most likely or is nominated and I don't think G is nom.. Do you think she'll attend with PM?

GA is not nominated… but yes, PM´s show is nominated (FFS) 
I hope for everything in the world that she do not attend the Emmys (or anything else) with that man.

ccvffee-deactivated20160630  asked:

Urban fantasy/ modern day witches please! Maybe ansty and fluffy? You don't have to answer this ask❤️

oh, but i WANT to answer this one! :D

  • hey can you hand me the- I DIDNT MEAN FLOAT IT TO ME YOU LAZY ASS
  • i’m trying to teach you how to be normal and you’re utterly failing nO YOU CANT DO THAT S T O P
  • we’re gonna have a baby oh god i hope it doesn’t have powers i dont want a floating baby (or oh god iNVISIBLE THAT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE)
  • i keep finding your spell books all over the house i’m about to buy you a bookshelf just so you can put them on it i’m tired of tripping over them
  • this soup tastes funny- you used magic to help you didn’t you i can taste it
  • all of the witches/wizards/mages/whatever are being rounded up and put into a sectioned area because they’re deemed too powerful for society and i’m helping you run
  • your magic runs on emotion and we got really upset at each other and then your magic went bonkers and i got hurt
  • your magic runs on emotions and i got seriously hurt one day and now you’re causing a magical rampage (on accident or on purpose is up to you) stop, please

I hope these were good enough for you! :D


I had this fuckin nightmare that I had to write a paper on a book (not a real book, I hope) and after reading it, i found out there were really subtle, inexplicable allusions to the movie Billy Madison hidden throughout…like, you wouldn’t have found them all unless you had an encyclopedic knowledge of Adam Sandler movies and went through the entire book twice

it was disturbing as hell