i hope you are mildly entertained

  • *Terry cuffs perp that Amy and Charles were chasing*
  • Amy: OH COME ON! Where did you guys even come from???
  • Jake: *honks horn pettily, peers out of tiny window* From your NIGHTMARES!!
  • Amy: *keeps gun, sighs slightly bc omg she's dating a huge loser, smiles slightly tho bc damn he still cute she still wanna be tapping that idiot, mentally prepares herself for whatever he's about to say*
  • Jake: hey amy <33333 Allow me to introduce you to Big Bertha™ *taps Big Bertha™ twice like a nerd*
  • Amy: *removes helmet bc its hot I guess no nerdy Jake explanation for this*
  • Charles: *is offended that Jake only addressed Amy, has both arms raised midway, doesn't get that this is nothing against him personally and that Jake's being a nerd bc he's in competitive The Bet™ mode with Amy AKA their foreplay, but it's still cute tho get urself a best friend like Charles* OKAY I guess I'm not worth introducing to your truck??
  • Jake: *still being a loser* That's right chy'all. We went *slight head tilt* to Homeland Securitayyyyyy. *does twirly thingy with his index fingers*
  • Amy: *can't believe her bf is such a nerd, turns to Charles to see if he's as ticked off as she is*
  • Jake: *continues to loser* YEAHp This beauty comes fully equipped with thermal imaging, a satellite linkup, AND she plugs into every surveillance camera in the city. *could've pulled a cool face but chooses to widen eyes and mouth in a WHAT NO WAY THIS IS SO AWESOME RIGHT??? face*
  • Terry: And she's also got a holding cell. Which is big enough for three perps. *starts to nerd a bit bc he's proud and Jake's pettiness has rubbed off on him* Jake, counting this guy, how many perps have we caught and placed in the Three Perp™ perp cell?
  • Jake: *occasional gesturing with finger in between words* Well Sarge, we've placed three perps in the Three Perp™ perp cell.
  • Terry: So the Three Perp™ perp cell's full?
  • Jake: *many gesturing with finger for all the words* Full of three perps is the Three Perp™ perp cell-
  • Amy: *has had it* No, hey! Stop saying 'perps' and 'cell' and 'three'!