i hope ur satisfied by this

neonsauce  asked:

This blog has watered my crops and given me air, however I am still starved for performance unit content so please give this peasant a morsel of hope and recommend some blogs it's three am and I've been softly crying about Chan's duck butt hair for about an hour thank you god bless

hopefully these blogs will satisfy ur needs! i don’t think i know a lot of other people who post mainly performance unit (even i don’t mainly post them) so these are just general seventeen blogs!

@17dad @cheolshu @hanwooz @jeonwuu @bokdeongeori @indigyu @threeunits @boosonseok @boovely @amemericans @pledisseventeen @maenie @jellybeanminghao @minghyu @minghaos @cinnamingyu @powerfulhoshi @jeonghney @angelyoons @joshsua @beautifulshuas @jeongshuas @seungkvvan @lseokmin @mingyiu @minygu @yoonjunqhan @soonynqs @minghaon

shit that happened at hamilton according to angie

act one

• dUN DA DA DA DUN DUN DUN EEEAAAUUUOUUU
• everyone clapped for SO LONG when anthony enters like damn
• brandon SLAYED as burr tonight
• anthony had SO MUCH ENERGY like SHIT SON this boy was TURNT
• i didn’t know just how uninterested burr is during my shot he liTERALLY READS A BOOK IN THE CORNER BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• brrRRRRAAHH brrRRRRAAHH
• thayne has a booty???
• my shot choreography is LIT AF
• there’s a cool transition between my shot and story of tonight and i really appreciate it
• oNE LAST ROUND GENTS
• okay WOW i understand why everyone ships lams so much now
• john and alex totally fucked that night and no one can convince me otherwise like even later during farmer refuted john be walkin funny boi got laaaaaaid
• wERK
• at first when peggy enters she looks excited then she realize where she is and imMEDIATELY LOOKS SO DONE BAHAHAHAHAHAH
• eliza is literally just dragging peggy behind her the whole time wtf
• eVeRyOnE??? is here during this song i did NOT expect that
• hEED NOT THE R-
• LITERALLY poor sam tho he came out to have a good time and got so attacked rn
• the rest of the hamilsquad has to distract burr so he can’t stop alex and i LOVE THAT DETAIL
• aMERICA, ITS NOT ME ITS YOU
• the choreography for you’ll be back is not what i expected AT ALL and it’s EVEN BETTER
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN
• rip ensemble member
• hErE cOmEs ThE gEnErAl
• the liGHTING HERE DAMN (reprise)
• no wonder washington is so petty BURR JUST SHOWED UP UNANNOUNCED IN HIS TENT AND ASKED FOR A JOB
• “close the door on ur way out” OHHHHHHHH
• alternatively: “close the door on ur way out” “we’re in a tent sir”
• that end choreography looks hard damn
• LADIEEEEEEEEEEES
• cARLEIGH HEY
• hEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
• the lanterns are cool
• ANTHONY DABBED DURING HELPLESS
• MY HEART
• flower girl hercules mulligan is my spirit animal
• what if #2830404827: what if hamilton was a harem anime
• hAH
• salty unrequited romance song (feat. sisterly bonds and shit)
• wOAH THE REWIND CHOREOGRAPHY IS JUST HOLY S H I T
• tHIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THO LIKE THE ANGELICA POV DAMN
• bUT NOW SHELL NEVER BE SATISFIED
• tHERES HOPE FOR OUR ASS AFTER ALL
• the “you are the worst burr” line is even funnier live bAHAHAHAHAHAH
• why do i feel like theodosia isn’t real like that story is pretty fishy to me i mean a pretty girl?? married to a British officer?? who we never see ever?? *puts on skepticals*
• wAIT FOR IT (that cheeseburger i ordered an hour ago, where the fuck is it??)
• wait for it is such a small number live AS IT SHOULD BE IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
• PREACHA PREACHA PREACHA
• TEACH YA TEACH YA TEACH YA
• gENIUS
• rESPECT
• everyone hates that guy vol. 1
• cHICKAPLAO
• CHARLES LEE ™
• yES KICK HIS ASS JOHN
• counting to ten with increasing energy and homoeroticism ™
• the sexual tension between john and charles in this is fucking INSANE
• WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS
• THIS IS LIKE HAMILTON’S VERSION OF “I DONT DANCE” FROM FUCKING HSM2
• of course john shoots him he’s fucking amazing
• LEE FLAT OUT YELPS WHEN HE GETS SHOT AND JUST FLOPS ON THE FLOOR AHAHAHAHAH
• eVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
• daddy issues vol.1
• sOn
• dOnT cAlL mE sOn
• eliza sings about support and that’s about it
• bUNS and cHIPS and sEVERAL TYPES OF DIPS
• agsgdhshagsfadagshdgLAFAYETTE
• jk I can rap the whole thing
• bish u thot
• sICK JUMPS
• GET YER RIGHT HAND MAN BACK
• wait at least think about the letter you sending first tho
• i think you misspelled “right” dude
• daddy issues resolved song
• history has its eyeeeeeees ooooon-wait we have to fight a war fuck
• lets go win ourselves a war bitches
• monsieur hamilton MONSIEUR L A F A Y E T T E
• heh
• the CHOREOGRAPHY
• everyone claps at the end of the dance sequence AS THEY SHOULD
• that’s a big ass flag u sure that’s a handkerchief lafayette?
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.1
• when he says “im so blue” he stamps his foot and the spotlight he’s in changes from red to blue bAHAHAHAHAH
• WELL GUESS WHAT?? YOU CANT GOVERN FOR SHIT AHAHAHAHHA
• “bye felicia” - king george III
• dear theodoge what 2 say 2 u
• the CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEM MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEYRE STANDING OVER CRIBS
• uH OH
• JOHN
• JOHN NO
• J O H N
• having to watch the rest of the hamilsquad reading the letter in the back does NOT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER
• [through tears from last song] a-a…after the war i went back to n-new york
• NNNNNONSTOP
• this whole songs choreography is just WOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOOW
• eVERYONE IS HERE WOAH


~intermission~

• rUN TO THE BATHROOMS
• pICK UP THE HAMILTINI
• bUY A TSHIRT
• rUN BACK


act two

• [JAZZ HANDS]
• oh damn the slaves are here
• S A L L Y H E M I N G S I S H E R E
• thomas we are engaged.

• what
• seth is having WAYYYYYYY too much fun
• gonna just prance around here
• ITS THE RAP BATTLE
• THEY HAVE MICROPHONES
• JEFF DROPS THE MIC AND MADISON CATCHES IT BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
• cabinet audience is unamused
• [PRANCES WILDLY] WHATEVER THE HELL IT IS YOU DO IN MONTICELLO
• i love that tjeffs is totally chill until alex insults mads and he immediately just is like NO ONE INSULTS MY BOYFRIEND
• exCUSE ME?!?????
• “that’s an order from your comman-i mean president”
• UN DEUX TROIS
• PHILIP MY BABY
• CAN YOU NOT DIE JUST THIS ONE SHOW
• PLS
• ANTHONY WENT BALLISTIC WHEN HE SAID CINQ LIKE HE SUDDENLY WAS LIKE “un deux trois catre CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINQ”
• oh please angelica your comma flirting is nothing compared to the shit alex and john exchanged
• my love interests are either upstate or dead therefore i shall have an affair and immediately regret it
• NOOOOOOO SIRRRR
• i like the lampposts they look nice
• I NEED TO BE AT THAT DINNER PARTY
• alex still looks shook from his affair at the beginning of room where it happens lmao
• PREVIOUSLY CLOSED, BROS
• OSHIT THAT TABLECLOTH JUST
• WOA
• burr does some shit vol.1
• “daddys gonna find out any minute” [velociraptor screeching in background] “…..im sure he already knows”
• BURR BYE 👋
• ….france
• DADDYS CALLING
• salt squad unite
• I LOVE THAT BURR JUST POPS UP OUT OF NOWHERE AND JEFF LOOKS SO SHOOK WHEN HE STARTS RANDOMLY SINGING
• wHICH I WROTE
• i dIDNT KNOW HE WASNT ONSTAGE UNTIL THAT LINE
• bAHAHAHAHHAHA
• daddy issues vol.2
• im sorry but fucking what
• shut up and have a drink
• ALEX TAKES MULTIPLE SHOTS BEFORE WRITING THE ADDRESS AAHAHHAHAAHHA SAMEEEEEEEEE
• THAYNE IS WEARING A FANCY HAT
• [WEEPS] GEORGE WASHINGTONS GOING HOME
• dId YoU mIsS mE vol.2
• JOHN ADAMS FFFFFFFFFFF
• GEORGE STAYS ON AND MIMICS BURR AHAHHAHAHAH
• SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• they all enter one by one and you can just see alex get more and more stressed out with each one that comes in
• IM GONNA JUST REVEAL MY AFFAIR FOR NO GOOD REASON TO MY ENEMIES WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA I NEED TO TELL THE WORLD FIRST
• OH NO THAT WASNT A GOOD IDEA EITHER FUCK
• oF COURSE SHES NOT HERE FOR YOU NUMBNUTS
• [is lowkey salty about congratulations not existing]
• the song sounds so serious on the album but the choreography makes it SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAH
• GEORGE IS HERE
• HOLY SHIT THERES ACTUAL FIRE IN BURN
• SHIT SON
• oh no • OH NO • O H N O
• [CRIES FOREVER]
• [CRIES SOME MORE]
• [DIES]
wait there’s an election fuck
• vOTE BURR BITCHES
• hE DIDNT VOTE BURR BITCHES
• OH NO
• O H N O
• THIS IS WHY YOU DONT THROW AWAY YOUR SHOT

els-main  asked:

Ayye could you do ushiten or kuroken where either kuroo or ushijima need comfort bc they feel insecure ??? :00

“Tendou,” Ushijima says one day when it’s just the two of them on a run. He’s not even winded. Satori’s a little jealous, but that’s what makes his friend so great. “I have a question.”

“What is it, Wakatoshi?”

Ushijima pauses, but doesn’t break his stride. “Do you think I’m insensitive?”

Satori blinks. “What do you mean?”

“I’ve noticed that sometimes when I talk to people they react similarly. Like I have offended them. But I don’t say anything that isn’t true. Oikawa, for example, seems to think I’ve wronged him greatly.”

Satori decides to keep the opinion that Oikawa is a whiny baby to himself. 

Ushijima continues, “Just the other day, I made a girl cry after she requested to speak to me privately. I’m not sure what I did wrong.”

Satori also decides not to mention that that girl was trying to confess to him. He doesn’t blame her, Ushijima’s a great guy, but he’s not exactly the most self-aware. He stretches his arms in front of him.

“You’re not insensitive,” Satori says. “Not on purpose, anyway. You say what’s on your mind, right?”

“Right,” Ushijima confirms. “People like honesty.”

“Right,” Satori repeats, because that’s true… for the most part. That’s another thing he admires about Ushijima, really, how he can stand to be so honest without ever fearing that others would turn that against him. “You’re straightforward and you tell the truth. So maybe sometimes people misunderstand, but you have the best intentions at heart, don’t you, Wakatoshi?”

“Yes.” Ushijima frowns. “Are you sure I’m not offensive?”

“Would I lie to you, Wakatoshi?”

Ushijima considers this briefly. “No,” he concludes.

Satori grins at him. “Exactly. Trust me, Wakatoshi, you’re fine the way you are.” 

7

I suppose it’s why Batman would ever bother taking on Robin as his sidekick… Empathy. I suppose Batman could see his own scarred heart in the child’s rage. He could understand. Maybe Batman thought he could help Robin–help make it so that rage wouldn’t consume him–rage, yawning and hungry and never satisfied. Maybe he thought he’d help make it so Robin could remain human.

“TEENAGE SIDEKICK” IN SOLO #3 (2004)

anonymous asked:

I'm super upset about this new Eleanor website. I never liked the B one either. I dislike both girls, but that's blatant targeted harassment. The URLs are public and in their names. I feel like we live down to the perception of us as cruel trolls whenever I see posts celebrating these sites (on other blogs). I'm sure it's not something you can discuss publicly, but gosh, I really wish it would stop. But everyone is so stubborn I fear they'll never see it from the other perspective.

everyone pretend i just put on a velour tracksuit hoodie à la brooklyn 99′s gina linetti bc it’s TIME FOR KATE’S OPINION. and full disclosure i’m gonna answer this then just turn off my inbox bc i have neither the time nor interest to discuss it further. so anyway. yeah. i will admit that i got a chuckle out of that website when it first went up! i rly did. i hate that garbage family too so it was like LOL OOP! but then it updated…and updated again…and again…and……again…and it was like oh ok so ur like. rly doing this then…ok…well, i mean hope you’re enjoying the anonymous attn and that this is somehow satisfying for you?? bc quite frankly i find this shit embarrassing. not to mention, B probably LOVES that website lmao. that’s right up her alley. but like truly, that shit is the stuff that makes it SO easy for antis to be nasty to and about us. believe me, i KNOW they target us for literally just existing (i get hate frequently and all i do is fuckign reblog cute pictures and memes and stay in my gd lane 98.7% of the time) and i’m absolutely not blaming larries for the actions of antis, but i’m saying that that website and the like is the type of shit antis hone in on and the shit that gives them ammunition. that’s on their level, that’s shit they understand bc they, too, run blogs and websites abt ppl they hate. it’s as childish and oftentimes cruel when larries do it as it is when antis do it. it’s middle school and high school level immaturity and it’s literally just embarrassing.

and now w/the eleanor one too lmao like my dude,,, i think it’s time to step away from the internet?? think abt what you’re doing. i don’t fault anyone for disliking her. el*unor was…nothing short of awful at times. but like skjdhfk “how many desperate, pathetic women…” ??? if anything, this website strikes me as more desperate and pathetic than anything else right now. ik everyone has their own ways of coping w/stuff but idk, man. be decent. you’re not doing the good and noble thing w/this shit. it’s 2017. be nice. be good.

mafia!BTS reaction when you walk in on them masturbating 

(requested by anon: Please can you do a mafia!bts reaction to you walking in on them masturbating but your part of the mafia and not their girlfriend but they like you?)

warnings: smut, swearing, various kinks

He went to his „office“ and you didn’t see him for more then 10 minutes. Since you secretly liked him you decided to check on him to make sure nothing was wrong. Forgetting to knock or ask if you can come in, you just walked in. And you walked in only to see a sitting-while-needily-moaning-and-masturbating mess.


Yoongi

He motioned for you to come and straddle him. You sat on him and grinded on purpose on his already hard dick, pissing him off. He took your hands roughly and put them behind your back. He removed his tie and tied them tightly together. „This way you won’t be able to stop me.. And trust me you’ll want to“ he whispered into your ear.


Namjoon

 He was cockily smiling at you which turned you on. You approached him and teasingly started thigh-riding him. He was less amused now and more needy and frustrated. He grabbed your neck with one hand and with the other your ass. He picked you up and placed on his dick, rubbing you couple of times on purpose against it. „Where is your courage now, you fucking tease?“


Jin

He smiled smugly at you. You came up to him and rubbed his hard dick making him groan. „You actually do have a dick“ you said teasingly, pissing him off. He grabbed your waist and made you straddle him. He pulled your hair so that your head leaned a bit behind. „And you actually don’t know what you just started princess“


Jimin

 Your sudden intruding just turned him on more. He bit his lip as you made your way to him. You hovered over him placing your hands beside his head. „Want me to help you out?“ you asked with a smirk. He slapped your hands away so that you fell on top of him, riding him. „I’ll remind you who is the leader here“ he said while rubbing himself against your clit.


Hoseok

 He was breathing rappidly and staring at you. You came up to him and looked down on him. „Caught in a bad moment?“ at first he blushed a little and then he got angry. „Who do you think you’re teasing?“ he said as he threw you on himself. As you straddled him you got closer to his face. „You“ he grabbed you by the throat and was inches away from your face. „We’ll see about that“


Taehyung

He was smug about it and he rubbed his lips. You got closer to him standing right in front of him. „So lonely you have to masturbate? Poor Tae“ you teased. He pulled your hand roughly and made you straddle him. You tried moving away but he placed one hand on your throat and the other on your ass. He spanked you really hard making you cry out softly. „I’ll spank you so many times you won’t be able to sit down for a fucking week“


Jungkook

 He was slightly embarrassed which made him feel agitated. You moved to the table and stood beside the chair where he was sitting. „Forgot there’s something called knocking?“ he asked while staring at you. „Forgot there’s something called locking the door?“ he got pissed off now. He got up and got in between your legs, placing you on the cold table. „I hope you locked them as you got in princess“



xx im sorry i was on a semi-hiatus bc of school but im back and writing all ur requests; keep requesting aand i hope anon is satisfied xx

vito's ordination song but it's the acoustic and ur listening to it on ur shitty car radio in the rain
sufjan stevens
vito's ordination song but it's the acoustic and ur listening to it on ur shitty car radio in the rain

i live in oregon and my shitty jeep has a radio that sounds like this and i wanted to make something that sounds like home so here y’all go

anonymous asked:

how do you square elphaba with the rather blatant antisemitic undertones to her design? From the sharp teeth, monstrous appearance, green skin, and the sexualized revulsion from her peers, there are very strong overtones of antisemitic tropes present in everything about her, even if the point of the character is to subvert the value of appearances and initial reactions? an aside, do you have any Jewish analog peoples/characters in any of your fics? any knowledge valuing very old ethnoreligions?

Hey! super long answer, putting it under the cut. Nice ask, dude. Let’s go.

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Lineart by Raimugurin Otaku a.k.a Nico, an fb friend of mine

ahhh… it has been a while since i last use watercolor instead of the usual marker…. i guess i need to practice more in case my marker got dried, in fact, my marker really do dries fast. watercolor coloring is more time consuming but its cheaper.

Sorry Nico, i used ur lineart instead of drawing one myself

this art done mostly because i lose a bet against him. yeah i might rp as uno…. but i totally dont have good luck like he did! so dont ever make a bet with me anymore! ………*sigh* one more drawing to go…also losing bet with another person….. *stare at @madarashin and pouts*

nico, i hope you’re still around even though i know your account has been deactivated again and again. hope you’re satisfied with this coloring.

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they only really wear each others clothes when theyre home/sleeping bc of how much their shirts do Not fit each other. dave is the first one to switch their wardrobe and john laughs at how much dave swims in his t shirts. since daves a literal string bean his shirts hug johns beefy chest p tight and hes caught off guard the first time he finds john wearing his shirt. daves shirts get progressively baggier which he doesnt exactly appreciate but likes it too much when john wears his clothes so he doesnt complain…..much

anonymous asked:

SAREENA HOW DO U STAY SO MOTIVATED PLS HELP

OK BB I GOT U

“Don’t stop until you’re satisfied. You want an explanation? Ask. You want to be successful? Work. Don’t settle for results you don’t want. Don’t stop until you’re satisfied.” -high school teacher

GOOD LUCK I HOPE THIS HELPED

2P!China Boyfriend Headcanons

⦁ wOOP WOOP WOOP
⦁ POLICE EXIT THE VEHICLE
⦁ YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT LOVING ZAO WANG
⦁ ALLOW ME TO READ YOUR DATING RIGHTS
⦁ im sorry i don’t know whats happening deh is blasting in my ear and i can’t se e
⦁ anyway
⦁ so you’re dating th eman himself
⦁ mr. zao wang
⦁ w0w
⦁ memester 2.0
⦁ zao is a masTER cuddler (as previously mentioned)
⦁ he will not let go for the world
⦁ i also feel like he secretly has shoved an intire bag of cone backflow incense up his ass at one point
⦁ his room is just a haze of incense smoke, like, you can smell it from outside
⦁ “zao you have a problem”
“at least is smells good tho”
⦁ he’s so supportive of all your decisions
⦁ he’s cheering you on in the sidelines for whatever you’re doing
⦁ he’s a martial artist but he’s so good at slipping on nothing
⦁ he’ll like be trying to impress you with some sick kick flip or something on a skateboard and fly backwards
-luckily he usually uses his gymnast abilities to backflip and land onto his hand or something
⦁ “i meant to do that”
“if you hadn’t’ve said that i would’ve believed you”
“fuc K”
⦁ he will cook for you, but only one dish
⦁ its all he knows
⦁ “what’s in it?”
*loud sweating*
⦁ i cant decide if i like him better with shorter or longer hair, but his hair grows really fast so he alternates
- he also probably has a bit dyed all the time
⦁ “,,,zao,,”
“,,,”
“,,you wanna match?”
“,,, yes,,”
⦁ he tans really easily and looks like a completely different person
“where is my boyfriend”
“i dont even know anymore”
⦁ he always wears hats and puts them on you
⦁ i used to hc him as sort of a fuckboi (personality and clothing), but i am 100% sure he is a virgin and is all bark
- like if you put your hand on his leg when you’re laughing or something he would turn 50 Shades of Maroon ™
⦁ he totally never wears sleeves tho
- it’s because he gets hot really easily, but only when his arms are covered??
⦁ he always gives you a pen or a marker or something because he likes to be drawn on
⦁ “it’s like having tattoos but you can start over if you fuck up”
“it also doesn’t really cost much”
“eXACTLY”
⦁ he watches korean soap operas like its his religion
⦁ he’s also a bitch baby like he will cry over the Titanic
⦁ he loves memes
⦁ ^thats how he flirts
⦁ like february is the worst month to date him
⦁ he’ll send you those valentine card memes
⦁ he’s into traditions like his 1P! and lives off of his sentiment
- he kinda hoards anythign you give him ever
⦁ he used to be one of the “rawr XD” kids in his teen years and he despises that fact about himself
- bring it up all the time for maximum entertainment
⦁ he will laugh at like anything
⦁ he’s got a contagious laugh too
⦁ he will wink at you so much but he sucks so it’s never sexy, just really cute
⦁ he secretly likes panda express
⦁ likes to take you on dates at the most inconvenient hours
⦁ 1-5AM, usually
⦁ he is such a scaredy-cat, but he likes the thrill of fear, so you guys might be going to a lot of haunted houses or abandoned buildings
⦁ ^ he also paranoys (is that a word??) himself by doing that
⦁ he probably accidentally bought a bong once because he thought it was a glassblown vase
- allen laughed at him for eighteen years
- he then did the same thing and matt has never laughed so hard
- please protect zao from any further embarrassment and shop with him
⦁ i feel like he accidentally gets arrested all the time for no reason and will be calling you crying and pleading to bail him out
⦁ he has so much love to give but he isn’t exactly the most experienced in relationships, so he will be so nervous with PDA but do it anyway
⦁ he will launch himself at you if you enter the room as a greeting and swing you around
⦁ he gets up at like 6AM every morning but he stays in his room until like 12 so everyone is like “zao sleeps forever” and the first time you come over you’re super confused because you wake up at like *whatever time you wake up* and he’s probably already awake like “hey i made some tea do you want any”
⦁ he is either all over the place or the chillest human being in the world
- he will have such a change in mood so quickly you’ll be like ??? are you okay??
- he is, he’s just chilled out now
⦁ he loves TV shows but he NEVER finishes them it’s so aggrivating
⦁ he’s probably apart of the motorcycle gang ™ but usually walks or skates places
⦁ anyway i hope these are satisfying for oyu
⦁ bc u will be satisfied
⦁ especially if ur dating zao wang ;)))))))))))

OKAY FRIENDS I DID IT I FINISHED ALL OF THE BF HEADCANONS ARE YOU HAPPY NOW PLS STOP RQ'ING THEM :,,,,,))

ur-favorite-pincushion  asked:

I'll be at work at 6pm, so I can't ask then :'( I'd actually be really interested seeing more things abut Shino Aburame. I also enjoy Ibiki Morino (don't judge me too hard plz.) For Shino I'd like to hear your take on what it would be like to have sex as a member of the Aburame clan. Their bodies aren't only theirs, so I've always wondered. Also, Shino is my waifu5ever <3 As for Ibiki, I feel like he'd be into S&M. Especially as the head of torture and interrogation. So... Sub vs. Dom Ibiki?

Yeeeeeah baby! First request and I hope I didn’ disappoint. Sorry you had to be my first, @ur-favorite-pincushion, but I had to pop the cherry somehow. Put a lot of thought into this one cuz I didn’ know if ya wanted a generalization of the clan itself or just some Shino headcanons. There ain’t enough love for this bug boy, I can tell ya that right now. Ibiki, what a man what a man, was another challenge cuz I got conflicted on it. I don’t see him just being satisfied with *just* S&M, so I went a bit deeper. Still, had fun, and the first time is always the hardest, right? Feedback is always appreciated! Hope you like it! <3

Shino NSFW and Ibiki BDSM Headcanons

Originally posted by temariiz

SHINO ABURAME

• If you’re inquiring whether or not the bugs stay in his body or not, then don’t worry, they do. Unless that’s your thing in which case you may make Shino lose whatever erection he had just so he can tell you the common mating habits of his bugs. You might even forget that they’re in there just, chillin’. So, basically, just don’t mention the bugs until after the hard love-making session just to avoid the risk of killing the vibe and getting a nude entomology lesson. It’s not as sexy as it sounds.

• A lot of the time it is you initiating sex. It takes work to seduce bug-boy but dang, is it worth it. Your first plan of attack should be wearing clothes with a softer, smooth texture to them like silk. Loves the smoothness. Wearing earthy colors and even just wearing comfortable clothes that show off some leg will get his attention. You know you have it when you walk by him and his head follows you. Another, more recent discovery, is perfume. Floral scents. That gets him buzzing. Nothing overbearing, but light and flowery leaves him shook. Walk to the bedroom and he’ll be bound to follow you.

• In accordance to scent, different perfumes will garner different reactions. Some make him more ‘affectionate’, like holding your hand or kissing just under your ear when in private. All in private of course. Others tend to make him heady and maybe a little handsy. It, at this point, shouldn’t come as a surprise that he enjoys the smell of sex. The muskiness of it just relaxes him after the act. Just be careful with the perfume thing, otherwise he’ll be picking your shampoo so you can smell like a damn meadow. Your original shampoo and conditioner will conveniently be replaced with whatever he chose.

Originally posted by blackspringwhite

IBIKI MORINO

• First, you have to build up to this point in your sex life before he even considers it. He plays games with you already in bed that leaves you aching and trembling without the whole (BD)SM factor built in. It’s the little things, y'know? For instance, teasing and edging, and if you are up for it, sensation play. Anything that gets you riled up and begging is fun for him. Hell, you getting pissed is almost downright hilarious for him, not that you’d be able to tell from his stony face. Slowly, ever so slowly, you’ll both work up to a point where he sits you down across from him and it honestly feels like you are being interrogated.

• Deadass serious, he’ll ask if you wanted to try some venturing into BDSM territory, and if you’re eager and enthusiastic, he will look a little softer before his face hardens again. Now, you may wonder why the hell he’s not whipping you the next session of sex and only bringing handcuffs, Ibiki will scoff. Tells you it’s something you build up. After that new round of sex and some aftercare, he tells you he made an appointment to bring you to a seminar that helps teach beginners. Listen, BDSM is psychologically a hard, fun thing to do and it has to be done right down to the flogs. Ibiki is a sadist, but he won’t push beyond what you want to try. There is a HUGE difference between a doeskin flog and a latigo flog, so seminars will help you understand that this isn’t something you can just nose dive into. He will emphasize multiple safewords and gestures, and scenes will always be discussed before and after the act. There’s no spontaneous s&m scenes, Ibiki doesn’t believe in those. He also doesn’t care for being called ‘Sir’ or ‘Master’ or 'Mister’. Calling him by his name is just as fine

• Aftercare is super important, and he’ll ask (interrogate) you on how you’re feeling, what you want to drink, how good you were, etc. He’s thorough in cleaning you up, and it’s one of the rarer times he’ll let you snuggle up on him.

• Psychologically speaking, Ibiki isn’t always comfortable with mixing his work and home life. Preferably he’d rather keep the two seperate, so you’ll have to learn that he isn’t always in the best headspace to be doing any type of super kinky stuff in the bedroom. He knows himself very well in the fact that if he’s not in the right head space he won’t be tying you up. If you insist, he’ll scowl at you and retire to bed. So, don’t push him.

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UR rings for School Idol Festival themed icons!!

I wasn’t very satisfied with the off-model ones I found on google so I made my own! The rings are transparent, so all you have to do is throw in a character to make an amazing new icon! I also threw in the sparkly backgrounds if you wanna go for the full effect. Happy icon-making!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

the things i do for you, natalie mcallister

summary: he wonders where he found his luck. — natan, au!futurefic

notes: i love natan so much and the recent chapters have destroyed me so i decided to write some wholesome fluff. i hope it satisfies ya’ll. dedicated to @shuu-xx​ (ur my favourite friendo)


it is officially half past three in the morning when natalie finally succumbs to sleep. stan rubs an eye, yawning. his wife’s cheeks are flushed and her hand is enclosed in his large, calloused palm. he sighs heavily. natalie will forever be a pain, he thinks. but you signed up for it! she counters in his head. he smirks, throwing a cursory glance to their intertwined fingers and matching rings. well, coordinating, at least. hers had girl inscribed on the inside of it (something he had called her since they had met, for no particularly obvious reason) and his read luce (something she had called him since they had first met, for no particularly obvious reason). same idea.

“luce.” a small voice shakes him out of his aimless thoughts. he groans inwardly. she’s awake again? “yes.” he says, quietly. “i know you’re tired, but would you mind getting me a glass of water and one of those leftover fish sticks on the stove?” he stood. “the things i do for you, natalie mcallister.” she smiled, green eyes sparking a little in spite of her small fever. “it’s wormwood, you know.” he grins before making his way to the kitchen

once there, he frowns. oh, crap. he’d thrown the leftover fish sticks away -  they had induced natalie’s last vomiting session. he curses himself (and natalie) before filling a glass of water and plodding miserably back to his room. this is likely to not go over well with his wife.

fortunately, she’s drifted back to sleep. he stands there for a second and bursts into laughter. (granted - it’s quiet laughter, but laughter nonetheless.) he watches her shift a little, her arm draped over her growing belly. his laughter dies slowly, and a foreign warmth begins to bloom in his chest. not foreign as in he had never felt warmth there before; but foreign as in it was a different kind every time. but it was all a good warmth, always a soft warmth, a warmth that says home is where the heart is.

luce has his past and he has his present, and while his future isn’t certain, he’s going to try his absolute best to make sure that natalie is there for every moment. no matter what.

this woman is the love of my life, he says to himself. and he knows it.


bonus:

“luce?”

“yeah? i already brewed coffee for you.”

“yeah, but - where are the fish sticks?”