i hope u like it guise

honestly though hermione and ron would be the best parents ever

  • ron reading babbitty rabbitty and the tale of the three brothers and basically all of beedle the bard with just the right voices and funny inflections every bedtime
  • hermione ensuring that her children know the classic muggle fairy tales–with her own twist ofc–”now rosie, what does sleeping beauty teach us about the history of females and their status within literature?” 
  • ron tucking the kids in with a warm glass of milk and cookies; “never underestimate the value of good food, hugo”
  • hermione flipping pancakes in the morning in the shape of spell movements (”swish and flick, darlings! you too, ronald”)
  • ron taking rose out for her first broomstick ride while hugo clutches hermione’s hand fearfully
  • the kids growing up to saturday morning rituals of quidditch games with the Weasley cousins and sunday afternoon pot roasts with Grandma Weasley (”grandma, i’m full!” “nonsense!”)
  • holidays at the grangers’ in australia, ron making sure that they go hiking on every single nature preserve (”there’s no way that thing’s not magicked up, hermione, look at its stomach” “ronald, how many times do i have to tell you about the bloody kangaroo???”)
  • hermione coming home from a long day at work, ready to topple over, only to find ron, the kids, and a scrumptious steak dinner ready to go
  • ron taking first rose and then hugo with him to the joke shop and buying ice cream as a special treat and strolling down diagon alley, smiling and waving at everyone who knows the local shop proprietor
  • hermione taking them to gringotts, showing them the ins and outs of money, teaching them to value and save
  • both parents cementing their children’s open mindedness with exposure to both wizarding and muggle worlds, trying their best to make sure they understand the beauty and importance in both
  • the first time a boy pushes rosie on the playground and runs away, ron leaps up, furious, only to stand openmouthed as hermione races to the boy, sits him down, and looks on approvingly as rosie demands an apology and proud hermione rounds up all the kids for a lesson on expressing their feelings healthily (”not everyone has the emotional range of a teaspoon, ron” “hermione, are you ever going to let that–” “nope”)
  • wild car rides with ron at the helm, hermione clutching on to the seat rest with a firm look of disapproval and slight terror
  • ron and hermione trying their best to protect their children from the fame and paparazzi every day, refusing to allow them to be photographed; “my children make their own future, thank you very much” (hermione still keeps tabs on rita skeeter ofc)
  • yet never hiding their scars, “mudblood” and tentacle marks alike, answering the children’s questions readily and without reserve, because they have a right to know, to understand their history as a family and as a society
  • the house always bulging with books, food, and laughter
  • ron and hermione telling rose and hugo each and every day how much they love them, how precious and wonderful and smart and amazing they are
  • hugs always, everywhere and anywhere
  • yummy snacks and meals readily supplied by a doting grandmother and father
  • rose and hugo growing up, nurtured by love, shaped by wisdom, taught with compassion and fairness and trust
  • ron and hermione doing their best to raise their children to smile and not scowl, to be accepting and reasonable and kind always, to live their joyful childhood that was cut so short, praying and hoping and trying to make sure that, god forbid, nothing like their terrors will ever happen again
  • making mistakes and stumbling, but doing it all together with giggles and apologies and kisses
  • just hermione and ron as mum and dad, who fought for peace and live in it, thankful every day for the world they were able to create for their children.

S.Coups:

  • “Morning, babe~ Did you sleep well?”
  • the typical greasy cheesy morning guy
  • grins at you soooo much that you couldn’t help but hide under the blanket omFg

Originally posted by breaknewcolors

Jeonghan:

  • “Oh, jagiya. Good morning~”
  • alil shy & embarrassed after you woken up 
  • will let you take your time to get out of bed while he prepares breakfast aWWww

Originally posted by vernonstop

Joshua:

  • you open your eyes to see him you smiling at you already
  • sits on your bed and watches you do your usual morning stretches 
  • “Morning babe. Ready to go get some breakfast?”

Originally posted by jisood

Jun:

  • “Ah~ You’re up already?” /snuggles next to you
  • probably give you lots of morning kisses
  • the type to laze in bed with you until you both decides its time to get up 

Originally posted by satanteen17

Hoshi:

  • “Good morning!” 
  • does this aegyo thing and will start poking you to get up from bed
  • “It’s a bright sunny day so let’s get our metabolism going!” 

Originally posted by infinitblaq

Wonwoo:

  • “Aigoo~ Took you long enough to wake up huh?”
  • does his nose cringe and will urge you to get up from bed
  • will then give you sometime to get ready for the day

Originally posted by seungheol

Woozi:

  • gets flustered when he realise he has actually woken you up from the kiss
  • “Ah, sorry jagiya. Are you still tired? You can sleep more if you want to.”
  • the type to stare at you and can’t help but smile even when look groggy as heck

Originally posted by camera-seventeen

DK:

  • “Morning! Want some smoothie for breakfast today?”
  • you r still dazed when he asks you that
  • “Oh? Do you need another kiss? I think you need just one more.”

Originally posted by dokyummm

Mingyu:

  • too proud of himself that he woke you up with his kiss
  • “Good morning jagiya, you’ve finally woken up from the kiss of Mingyu.”
  • the type to tuck strands of hair behind your ears to see your beautiful face

Originally posted by giantgyu

The8:

  • the type to pull the curtains to prevent direct sunlight hitting onto you
  • would kiss you and act like he didn’t 
  • “Oh, good morning~”

Originally posted by csoups

Seungkwan:

  • kisses you but acts all cool and manly to leave you a good morning impression 
  • will probably make you laugh the moment you wake up
  • “Seeing that you are laughing now, let’s go get some breakfast.”

Originally posted by gyrodr0p

Vernon:

  • everything he does is like out of a movie okaaaaai
  • “Hey.” /smiles BEAUTIfULLY
  • very chill and will sit by your bedside until you finally get up

Originally posted by vernon-choi

Dino:

  • smiles at you like a little kid cus he is just that happy to see you awake
  • “Morning jagiya, I hope you had a good sleep last night.”
  • the type to be kinda clingy and hug u in bed or smth

Originally posted by 7teans


urrrrgh i need more kdramas to watch! any suggestions guise?? hope evryone have a nice daaay~ xo. 

credits to all gifs owner!!^^

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oops self indulgence Overwatch art ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Sorry I just I really love Soldier 76 so much ughhhh (灬º 艸º灬) ♡ ♡ ♡

 and ORIGINALLY there’s no background art for this but i got so carried away and was listening to this track and welp i felt like doing a rly nice bg >//3//> (also random shenanigans in the bg too :)))) ) hope y’all don’t mind the self-insert stuff |・x・`)

OKAY YOU LITTLE SHITS IT’S TIME FOR SOME FUCKING EDUCATION FROM AN ANGRY AUSTRALIAN ABOUT THREE PRICKLY ANIMALS

SEE THIS ANIMAL HERE? THIS ANIMAL IS A GODDAMN PORCUPINE (a North American one to be precise)

PORCUPINES ARE THE THIRD LARGEST RODENTS IN THE WORLD MMKAY. VARIOUS SPECIES ARE ENDEMIC TO THE AMERICAS, PARTS OF SOUTHERN ASIA, AFRICA, AND EUROPE. SOME LIKE ROCKS AND SOME LIKE TREES AND THEY HAVE A ROUNDED BODY WITH LONG SPINES AND A SMALL HEAD. THEY EAT LEAVES AND TWIGS AND SHIT. GOT ALL THAT? JESUS CHRIST WELL DONE.

THE NEXT ANIMAL WE HAVE IS A FUCKING HEDGEHOG

HEDGEHOGS ARE ROUNDED THINGS WITH LITTLE PIG SNOUTS AND SPIKEY BACKS. THEY LIVE IN PARTS OF EUROPE, ASIA, AFRICA, AND NEW ZEALAND (because they were introduced). THEY ARE OMNIVORES. THEY LIVE ON THE GODDAMN GROUND. UNDERSTOOD? GOOD JOB SLOW CLAP FOR YOU

SO FOR FUCK’S SAKE, NEITHER OF THESE ANIMALS ARE ECHIDNAS, OKAY????? GOT THAT??? OR DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. N O T   E C H I D N A S. GODDAMN.

THIS LITTLE FUCKER IS AN ECHIDNA.

ECHIDNAS LIVE ONLY IN AUSTRALIA AND NEW GUINEA AND ZOOS. THEY HAVE LONG SNOUTS AND TONGUES TO EAT UP ALL THOSE DELICIOUS ANTS AND TERMITES BUGS AND SHIT. ECHIDNAS ARE MONOTREMES. THEY LAY EGGS. THEY CARRY SAID EGG (AND EVENTUALLY A BABY) IN THEIR POUCH. THEY HAVE STRONG CLAWS FOR DIGGING AND ENJOY BURROWING INTO THE AUSTRALIAN EARTH. YOU CAN SEE THEM SHUFFLING ALONG IN THE BUSH. THEY ARE SLOW MOVING SPIKEY BALLS OF FUN THAT CAN LIVE FOR UP TO 50 YEARS. FINALLY, ECHIDNAS ARE NOT PORCUPINES OR HEDGEHOGS AND DOn"T LOOK LIKE THEM OKAY.

DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??? JUST LOOK AT THE GODDAMN FUCKING DIFFERENCES. WOULD YOU LIKE A GOLD STAR? WELL YOU DOn"T GET ONE GO AWAY AND LEARN YOUR ANIMALS.

this has been a post brought to u by me (an angry aussie), google images, and wikipedia. i hope u enjoyed. thank.

Exo Reaction To You "trying" To Crack A Joke

im actually really happy got this <3

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Xiumin: *pretends he’s amazed* Wow!

(y/n): … and then the cow said moooOOOve bitch….

Kris: wow. I never encountered someone that bad.

suho: haha wtf?

(y/n): like you could do better.

lay: *gif talks for itself*

baekhyun: ………

chen: *laughs* at least you tried.

Chanyeol: never in my 21 years…..

d.o: *laughs at first* *digested the joke and realizes it wasn’t funny*

tao: YAYA! I L- *tells the joke* OVE JOK-

Kai: *gif says it all*

sehun: jokes? okay make me laugh!

(y/n): and then the cow sad mOOOve bitch….

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OKAY BYYYE HOPE U GUISE LIKE IT !

Glass Castles

Pairing: Ravi/Reader, slight mentions of OT6 (its complicated!)

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: AU, angst, vampires, bloodplay, penetrative sex, oral sex, adult language

Wordcount: 5321

Request: Citrine & Ruby verse Ravi/Reader, nothing specific.

Notes: Oh man…I fell asleep while editing this and look at me posting at frickin’ 4 in the morning. I’m a fine example of adult behaviour *coughs* So yeah this is kinda sad. My little heart wanted angst what can I say, so you guys get some sad-vamp!Ravi. If you haven’t read Citrine & Ruby I suggest you read it first here (x) as it sets the context of this verse. I might go deeper with the relationship between him and the female protagonist in another piece eventually (I have another Ravi request for this verse) but for now thats pretty much all I’ve got…yeah. I hope u guise like it ^3^ i’m off to bed now ahhhh

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