i hope this was decent enough

“I’m Unsubbing to Jontron But...” (YOUTUBER RECOMMENDATION MASTERPOST)

“…I still want to see video game reviews like the ones he does!”

-PeanutButterGamer: Follows a very similar style of game review to Jontron, but with minimal sketches, and focuses a bit more on the game itself rather than his own comedy. Less cut away gags, though the sketches that he does do are always entertaining enough to actually justify a cut away gag, something that Jontron surprisingly still has yet to perfect. His content is clean, like most of the Youtubers on this list, but clean in a sort of Tumblr level of obscure that gets a good laugh without offending anyone. To quote his Tumblr: “ I’m all for not offending people. I mean, I actively attempt to be as inoffensive as possible on videos and on social media, “. He also recently voiced his distaste for what Jon has been saying lately, a bold move, considering they work for the same company.

-BrutalMoose: Brutalmoose does both video game and TV show/movie reviews the same way Jon does, and unlike PBG, he does have a few videos with a bit more mature content in them, like his reviews of “adult” games. While he does play “mature” games from time to time, and the content/comedy of those games can be offensive, his own comedy is still clean, but on the borderline of dirty. The kind you’d see on the likes of the Simpsons. Jokes that are adult, but still don’t hurt anyone. (Also…Tumblr is kind of obsessed with the fact that he’s gay? Don’t go overboard with that info, kids.)

-SpaceHamster: If you were a fan of JonTron’s knockoff game videos, you’re gonna love SpaceHamster! He’s done multiple knockoff and rom hack compilation videos, and his humor is up there with PBG. Heck, PBG and him even game together on PBG’s side channel!


“…I still want to see movie reviews like the ones he does!”

-Nostalgia Critic: If you’re looking for completely inoffensive comedy, then Nostalgia Critic probably isn’t the first place you’re gonna want to go, but hear me out. Nostalgia Critic’s offensive content differs from JonTron’s in that not only is he self aware of what is and isn’t acceptable in comedy, he’s willing to apologize when a joke goes too far and learn from his mistakes, instead of attacking his own critics. He’s made videos discussing “the line” in comedy, does countless charity shoutouts, and started the “Where’s The Fair Use” movement, a movement created in hopes of holding YouTube accountable for taking down videos that fall under Fair Use laws. He’s a genuinely decent guy!

-CinemaSins: I feel like CinemaSins is popular enough that I hardly even need to signal boost them, but their content also falls under that “adult but harmless” category. Not only that, but they’re not afraid to call out movies like 50 Shades of Gray for being ungodly shitty.

“…I still want to see sketch comedy like the sketch comedy he does!”

-JacksFilms: Remember that guy? The Your Grammar Sucks guy? You might also know him as “the guy who made parody videos calling out both Leafy and Keemstar for being shitty uncreative people” or “the guy who has videos featuring fans art and complimenting them”. Another genuinely decent human being.

aphroditelesbians, a lesbian blog built on excluding trans lesbians and bi wlw, has 1900 followers. I want to think that tumblr is better than this, and there are more trans inclusive blogs than exclusive on here. 

my goal for this blog is 2000 followers

yes, I know, that’s a lot, and I currently have 0 followers, but hopefully with a little dedication and enough positive reinforcement, I’ll still be able to spread love and happiness to my fellow trans and nb sapphics. 

anyone is welcome to follow, including non-lesbian and cis allies. I don’t know much about being a witch myself, and I just hope I have enough people surrounding me to guide me in the right direction. 

expect lots of trans/nb positivity, art, moodboards, and icons! I may take icon/moodboard requests in the future since I found a pretty decent online photoshop program that’s free!

together, let’s remind everyone what aphrodite is really about!

how to not be an asshole and still maintain your moral standards

because it seems that for a lot of people there’s nothing in-between “I don’t like x thing because it’s bad for x reason and if you disagree then you are evil scum” and “yeah sure do whatever you want!!! give everyone a chance to express their creativity/opinions no matter what!!!!”

1. Know your shit.

One of the easiest things to do is to make yourself look like an idiot because you didn’t bother to look for more information. Before you form your opinion, be sure to rationally look at both sides of an argument and do as much fact-checking you can before you give your input. This goes for anything. Politics, shipping discourse, what have you. 

(something to note: not everything works the same in other countries as it does in your country.)

2. If necessary, make a distinction between what is genuinely harmful/derogatory and what upsets you personally.

This is important especially when someone asks you how you feel about a certain subject. There is a difference between Actual Pedophilia and “there is nothing Technically wrong with this ship but the age gap is big enough that the potential for a power-imbalance bothers me greatly, and I want no part of this”.

3. Don’t start shit.

Callout posts, angry messages, and witch hunts. Anon or not, just don’t do it. You might think you’re doing the right thing, but you’re probably just going to make people want to spite you instead of listen. Calling someone names or telling someone to kill themself is shitty.

Also, don’t infest someone’s tag with opinions they don’t want to see. If you feel the need to vent but don’t want to start discourse, use read mores and slashes inbetween words (li//ke thi//s) so that it won’t show up in the tag.

 Now, I’m not saying you have to be completely passive about things you don’t like, but there are other things you can do to avoid them, like…..

4. Just block people.

Let me say this again.

JUST. BLOCK. PEOPLE.

Or unfollow them. It’s super easy. One click, and they’re gone. 

You’re allowed to have opinions. So are other people. And guess what, you don’t have to look at them. Shocker. 

If you’re going to post something and it would make you uncomfortable if people gave it context that you specifically don’t like, say it. State it clearly, and let people know that if they do it anyway, they’ll get blocked.

Think of it this way: if you throw a party and someone shows up and starts doing things and telling jokes etc that make you uncomfortable, what do you do? You don’t invite them to the next party. And if they weren’t invited to begin with, then you take extra precaution to make sure they don’t come again.

Remember, it’s your blog. It’s your party. You’re the host, and yeah you want to make sure your guests are happy, but you can still set boundaries. How much tolerance you have is up to you.

(see also: blacklist. I’ve surprisingly never used it. But it can very easily control what kinds of content you see or don’t see.)

5. Be patient.

If someone is doing something harmful, it’s possible they just don’t know better. People are limited by their life experiences and might not know to think differently because they never knew they could.

People change. What were you like a year ago? Five years ago? Ten years ago? I highly doubt that you’re proud of everything you’ve said and done in the past. There were jokes I’ve said and things I’ve liked that I would never dream of saying now.

This is why I think it’s so, so important to not immediately condemn someone. People don’t often make complete 180s, so don’t expect them to. People don’t like being told they’re wrong, and might need take some time to sort out their thoughts/unlearn their behavior before substantial change happens. Does this excuse their behavior? No, of course not. Even without ill-intent, people can absolutely still do damage.

6. Know when to speak.

This can go a lot of ways. Certain fights aren’t yours to fight. Don’t talk over anyone else. Admit when you don’t know enough about something to give a proper opinion. Recognize when something isn’t worth the time or energy.

Also: learn to recognize traps. People will try to send “gotchas” disguised as innocent questions. These are usually done with the intent of twisting your words and making you sound problematic no matter your response. Even if you’re not sure, just don’t respond. Avoid confrontation and discourse whenever you can. Resist being petty if you know that it’d just start more drama.


That’s it. I hope y’all can go out and try to be decent people. Have fun. Your internet experience is up to you. You don’t need to make it someone else’s responsibility.

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Star Wars worlds : Dathomir 
Dathomir was a remote, neutral planet in the Quelli sector and the home of the Nightsisters. The planet, lit red by its central star, had numerous continents that were overrun with vegetation, forests, and swamplands. The Nightsisters, also known as the Dathomir witches, made their home in the swamps, and wielded magicks fueled by Dathomir’s own power. Dathomir was also home to the Nightbrothers, Zabraks who were ruled by the Nightsisters. During the Clone Wars, Dathomir would come under attack multiple times due to the machinations of Mother Talzin and her rival Darth Sidious, leading to the destruction of most of the inhabitants and settlements on the planet by the Confederacy of Independent Systems after conquering it. Asajj Ventress, a Nightsister trained by Count Dooku, returned to Mother Talzin after her master betrayed her, drawing Dathomir to Dooku’s attention and concluding in a battle where all the Nightsisters but Ventress and Mother Talzin were killed.

Sweater Weather

Jughead x Reader

Wordcount: 2.2k

Request: Can you do an imagine where Jughead breaks up with the reader and she doesn’t go  to school for a couple of days and when she returns she’s a mess wearing joggers and something of Jugheads.

Warnings: none/fluff/possible swearing

Summary: Based on the Neighbourhood Sweater Weather, Jughead breaks the readers heart, she’s a mess and when he sees what he’s done he realises it was a mistake.

Originally posted by juptern

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Got It Bad

Characters/pairing: Sam x Reader

Word Count: 5150 (god I’m sorry, I just really like words)

Contains: Fluff, smut, angst, language

A/N: I wrote this for @melbelle45‘s Dirty Pop Challenge. My song prompt was U Got it Bad by Usher. I used some lines and ideas from the song and I went for the hardcore pining, hope you feel it. Assume the reader is familiar of the hunting life, and it’s sometime after S8. All my love to @impala-dreamer for her encouragement and time when I struggled with this one.

Feedback and constructive criticism are both welcomed and encouraged. xoxo

Originally posted by zest-wincest



The email sat in your inbox for a month before you noticed it; buried in the spam from mailing lists and unsolicited porn. Then, it sat there for another week before you could decide what to do with it - delete it, ignore it, reply. You had a decent enough reason for each option. Your stomach did flips every time you held the cursor over the email. You’d been ready to flip your life upside down and take the leap, but then he was gone, before you had a chance to be anything.

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Open It

Title: Open It

Characters: Negan x You/Reader

Synopsis: You get shit-faced drunk on Negan’s birthday.

Warnings: NSFW, smut!

Note: Here’s my smut for @negansmutweek​ JDM birthday celebration! Not entire happy with it (but then again, when was I ever satisfied with my fics lmao) but I hope y’all enjoy this! xoxo

You opened your eyes and was met by a surreal blur, match that with an extreme headache with a side of sore throat. Scrunching your face, you let out a groan as you turned to your side to find a more comfortable position on the bed. And then it hit you— you weren’t in your room. You sat up almost too quickly, forgetting about the horrible hangover you woke up to.

“Fuck!” you hissed as you held your head in both your hands.

When you relaxed a tiny bit, you took it as a chance to look around the place. You were sitting on a king-sized bed with clean white sheets. There was a couch across from you, a drawer and cabinet leaning against the wall and a couple more pieces of furniture that somehow gave you an idea whose room you were in. Your heart pounded heavily against your ribcage and your headache grew a hundred times worse when you remembered getting really shit-faced drunk on your boss’ birthday. You looked down and let out a small gasp when you noticed that you were bra-less and was only clad in a loose, grey shirt and just your undies.

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gif meme: anon asked favourite studio ghibli movie: princess mononoke 
“In ancient times, the land lay covered in forests, where, from ages long past, dwelt the spirits of the gods. Back then, man and beast lived in harmony, but as time went by, most of the great forests were destroyed. Those that remained were guarded by gigantic beasts who owed their allegiances to the Great Forest Spirit. For those were the days of gods and of demons…" 

                              GAME STARTERS VOL.1       ( ALICE: MADNESS RETURNS )     

  1. ❛ The past must be paid for. ❜
  2. ❛ Only the insane equate pain with success. ❜
  3. ❛ I’d like to forget what you did. I’ve tried, but I can’t. ❜
  4. ❛ Is it mad to pray for better hallucinations? ❜
  5. ❛ I know I’m guilty of something, but punishment hardly ever suits the victim of a crime. ❜
  6. ❛ You’ve used me and abused me, but you will not destroy me! ❜
  7. ❛ It’s not a dream. It’s a – memory. And it makes me sick. ❜
  8. ❛ I am fine. I’m not mad. I am innocent, I mean, —- not guilty! ❜
  9. ❛ I’ve not come back here looking for a fight. ❜
  10. ❛ Save myself? From death? I’m not afraid to die. Times I’ve welcomed death! ❜
  11. ❛ I want to forget! Who would choose to be alone, imprisoned by their broken memories? ❜
  12. ❛ Threats, promises and good intentions don’t amount to action. ❜
  13. ❛ We’re at risk here. You, be on your guard. ❜
  14. ❛ A secret is only a secret when it is unspoken to another. ❜
  15. ❛ How fine you look when dressed in rage. ❜
  16. ❛ The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die. ❜
  17. ❛ Authority must be obeyed, or it must be overthrown. ❜
  18. ❛ You shouldn’t ask questions you know the answers to, it’s not polite. ❜
  19. ❛ Make your survival mean something, or we are all doomed. ❜
  20. ❛ Memory is more often a curse than a blessing. ❜
  21. ❛ The real world is not so wonderful. You’ll need to grow up. ❜
  22. ❛ You look decent enough. But appearances deceive. ❜
  23. ❛ You are no help at all when I know you can be. ❜
  24. ❛ You’re as randomly lethal and entirely confused as you ever were. ❜
  25. ❛ I’ve managed without you so far. Return to whatever hovel’s home to you, I’ll call if I need you. ❜
  26. ❛ What? There’s no hope, then? ❜
  27. ❛ Failure as your epitaph? I’d hoped you were more courageous. ❜
  28. ❛ You are someone I once knew and loved. Time changes us all. ❜
  29. ❛ The malignant royal bitch still reigns. ❜
  30. ❛ I believe I know that way and I’d rather not travel further along it. ❜
  31. ❛ They are dead, and you should be too. ❜
  32. ❛ You misbegotten abomination! Murderer! You bloodsucking parasite! ❜
  33. ❛ You psychotic, hysterical bitch! ❜
  34. ❛ Come to receive your punishment then? ❜
  35. ❛ There is so little hope and if fear paralyses you we’re lost. ❜

kingpotoobird  asked:

Any chance you could recommend some good (or even just decent I'm desperate) Blue and Lance bonding or being close fics? That would be amazing!

Hey! Sorry this took so long but I haven’t really read that many. A few good ones that I know of are:

Hope these are enough for you. Enjoy! :-)

-Kai 

mickimonster  asked:

Did you hear about the two independent sightings of possible actual live thylacines?

I did, and I’m super skeptical. I’ve read Carnivorous Nights: On the Trail of the Tasmanian Tiger and it goes pretty in depth into why most of the people trying to figure out if they’re still around have come to the conclusion it’s super unlikely. I’ve done some independent checking on those processes, and it makes sense. 

And, honestly, if they do still somehow exist I hope we never find out about it. Those poor animals would never live in peace from tourists, and the number of people who would go visit to try to see them would probably have a huge environmental impact and drive them even deeper into their habitat. That’s even if we’d let them stay in the wild I worry that the pressure to try to pull a captive breeding program would be too high, even if we found a super small number that the species was obviously unsustainable. Who wouldn’t want to study them, to see if we could bring them back? That worked well for black-footed ferrets and we’re hoping it will work for the vaquita. Except, like, they’re complex marsupials who did really badly in captivity beforehand and that we don’t know how to care for; in contrast, ferrets are easy to manage and easy to breed and we’ve got a lot of research background on the needs of cetaceans similar to the vaquita. I don’t think we know enough about the needs of thylacines to be able to guarantee them decent welfare in captivity (because the welfare of new species in captivity is directly correlated with how much we know about them in the wild) and that’s my personal limit re: what can reasonably justify capturing a species and keeping them for conservation purposes.They might be the only animal we’d want to put in a zoo, in this day and age, where we have no idea about even simple things, like how much they eat a day or what sort of nutrition balance they need or if they can live with conspecifics. It would break my heart to see us find some and then watch us lose them in captivity just like we did with their last known ancestors because we’re so enthusiastic about seeing them and studying them and saving them that we end up in a situation where we’re just guessing about how to care for them.

If they’re out there, I hope they continue to exist in anonymity. But I sincerely doubt they still are. 

GOT7 Reacting to Accidentally Kissing Their Crush

I’m sorry if you notice that Jaebum and Mark’s reactions were longer than the others ): I was writing at 1:00AM and I had church so the other reactions may be significantly shorter than JB and Mark’s!

I could only see accidental kisses through games and such so I’m sorry that most of these reactions revolve around them!

I hope this reaction is at least considered decent and is realistic enough. (:

JAEBUM:

Originally posted by l-sj

You two were playing an innocent game of twister because you said you wanted to test his flexibility. He didn’t want to say no to your request since it seemed impolite so obediently, he complied while Youngjae sat to the side to spin the spinner that came along with the game.

Jaebum was feeling a bit nervous before the game even started because he realized that he was going to be super close to you because that’s what twister makes you do, and he was trying his best to brace himself for whenever the time came where he would accidentally brush your hand or shoulder with his fingertips or something.

When the mat was ready, Jaebum was already lowkey sweating.

And so as the game went on, your right foot was on yellow, the left on red, and your hands on blue and green. Your body was positioned diagonally on the mat while Jaebum’s left hand was a green below your right hand and his feet were crossing over each other on yellow and blue.

Whenever Youngjae spun the spinner on Jaebum’s turn, it seemed that his right hand never got chosen to be put on the mat and right now, this boy is struggling to hold himself up with one arm so that he doesn’t fall onto you.

You blow a few strands of hair away from your face and reposition your hands a little so that your palms ache less. You huff weakly, tilting your head up once your neck starts to hurt too. At the same time you moved your head, Jaebum leaned his own head down in your direction so that he could lessen the pain he was feeling in his neck, and by chance - his lips just barely brushed against yours. You were so surprised at the small touch that your body jolted; making you firmly press your mouth against his own before you collapsed underneath him.

Jaebum was shocked by this also and nearly crushed you when he basically leapt onto the other side of your body trying not to fall on your body.

While Youngjae looked at you two with his mouth falling agape, his eyes twinkled with excitement as Jaebum covered his mouth with his hand in horror while you do the same, but out of embarrassment. He cautiously pats your other hand while apologizing profusely with his cheeks reddening when you try to laugh it off with squinted eyes and a bright smile. His breath catches in his throat when you tell him it’s okay.

Your mouth curves into a shy smile and you try to hide your face, but Jaebum being the brusque person he is, gathered up all of his courage and wrapped his fingers around your wrists.

He moved your hands away from your face and carefully - oh so carefully, pressed his lips against yours for another kiss while you melt at his touch, leaving Youngjae to feel awkward in the room. And so he leaves, letting you two share a meaningful moment with only each other.

MARK:

Originally posted by mayfifolle

You were hanging out at GOT7’s dorm when they decided they wanted to play a game where there was a punishment for the person who loses. You were chilling on the couch as the guys talked about what kind of game they should play and what kind of punishment there would be while Mark eyed you curiously.

He fiddled with his thumbs before leaning in Junior’s direction, whispering in his ear asking Junior to ask you if you wanted to play the game with them. He scratched his neck awkwardly, looking at you while his friend asked his question for him. You shook your head ‘no’ for an answer and Mark inwardly deflated, but paid attention to the others once the game and punishment seemed to be chosen.

You watched in interest and scooted closer to the circle the boys formed when you heard that the punishment was that the two losers had to give the other a kiss on their cheek. When Jackson opened his mouth and announced that the game they’ll be playing to determine the losers was going to be rock, paper, scissors, you were gone.

Your shoulders slumped forward when you heard what game they were going to play because it just wasn’t intense enough to receive a punishment like that, you had thought.

Obviously, you were wrong, because the next few minutes were spent with you watching the boys screaming intensely at each other as they kept throwing in rock at the same time or paper at the same time. You wondered how they were doing such a thing, since not even one loser had been chosen yet and already five minutes passed. You marveled at the way everybody was losing their composure over such an easy game and you couldn’t help but giggle as sweat began to gather on their foreheads.

You screamed in despair alongside Mark when he was the only one with paper and the others had scissors. Mark hid his face in Junior’s shoulder as he realized he would have to take the punishment and you sympathized with him, though you were quietly giggling to yourself because hey, it’s entertaining.

Another round of rock, paper, scissors ensued and it ended with Jackson having to give Mark a kiss on the cheek. At this point, all the boys needed to get some towels because they were sweating so much from the pressure of the game.

Mark squeezed his eyes shut and gritted his teeth. He held onto Junior’s hands with such force that his hands turned white, Jackson flailing his hands around with a dramatic no! as he whined, jumping behind you, his hands on your shoulders. He pushed you towards Mark though you tried your best to resist, but Bam Bam and Yugyeom pulled you by the legs so that you flopped onto your bottom beside Mark on the floor.

Youngjae silently pointed at Mark as he looked at you and then puckered his lips, basically telling you to do the punishment for Jackson.

You don’t even know why you agreed, but you did so with a defeated expression on your face. You turned in Mark’s direction as your heart started to feel like it was going to beat out of your chest and so you puckered your lips just like how Youngjae did and slowly, slowly inched towards Mark’s cheek. Your eyelids began to flutter closed when you got closer, nervously clutching onto the hem of your shirt because you were going to kiss your crush.

Just when your lips were going to brush his cheek, Mark turned his head with a weak “What’s taking you so lo-” before his mouth briefly met yours in a chaste kiss.

Both of you two opened your eyes in surprise as the boys gasped and then screamed as Mark covered his mouth with his index and middle finger, his cheeks flushing a deep crimson. He tucked his chin with his eyebrows furrowed, suddenly rubbing his face and his neck with his hands to cool his skin while you still haven’t registered what happened.

Mark covered his face with his hands then. He tried to hide his shy little smile, but couldn’t, because he looked at you; wondering what your reaction was. He let out a small sigh of relief when he saw you finally reacting the same way he did while the rest of the group clutched their hearts or clapped wildly at the both of you.

JACKSON:

Originally posted by thekpopquartet

You two were play wrestling when it happened (really it was just Jackson tickling you as you tried to push him off).

The room was filled with loud giggles and screams that were spilling from your mouth. “Give me the remote! Why did you have to pause the video before my part?” Jackson complained as he tried to find the remote to your TV. Unknowingly, the remote was on the floor by the coffee table, but he didn’t notice because he was way too busy tickling your sides because he thought he saw you hide the remote under your body.

Jackson pouted his lips at you, sitting back on his calves and putting his hands on his thighs to give you break. You rest your hand on your chest with a wide grin, your breathing slightly uneven. You enjoy teasing Jackson like this, you think to yourself. You only think this way because you really like the way he clings onto you whenever you tease him.

Your thoughts are cut off when Jackson begins to tickle you again and your body squirms underneath him in a futile attempt to get his hands off of you. He starts to roll off of the couch to bring you down to the floor when he grabs your wrists to keep you from stopping him and eventually you both were on the floor.

Jackson was on top of you, his hands on your wrists pinning them against the floor as gravity nearly pushed him onto you because of the momentum of the fall.

He briefly kissed your lips, but quickly pulled back when he realized what had happened when you two both fell to the floor.

You almost didn’t notice you were kissed because the pain of the fall distracted you a little bit.

Jackson released your wrists in surprise and smiled down at you with rosy cheeks, acting as if nothing had happened. Acting as if you two didn’t kiss. He saw the remote and grabbed it, “I found it. Sorry.” he laughed awkwardly, pulling you back onto the couch before unpausing the video to let his part play.

He couldn’t look at you the whole time and still couldn’t the next day until you gave him a featherlight kiss on his cheek to tell him that it was okay, because you liked the accidental kiss even though it wasn’t exactly ideal. He gave you a shy smile at that though and covered his cheeks with his hands, puckering his lips to see if you would kiss him again.

JUNIOR:

Originally posted by periwin5les

You two kissed when Junior was trying to save you from falling because you tripped over literally nothing. Junior was hanging out at your place, claiming that it was ‘quieter’ at your place than it was back at the dorm, so you couldn’t say no and let him inside.

You were getting a bottle of water from the fridge since you were heating up, and so you got one. Opening the cap from the bottle, you tilted your head back to drink some water, swallowing it down with a refreshed sigh before closing the bottle.

You were shuffling out of the kitchen, going down the hallway that lead to the living room to join Junior on the couch. He was going to pass by you, but you suddenly tripped over air and began to fall backwards for some reason? Or maybe you just lost balance while shuffling, but that’s not the point because Junior had to drop the book he was reading and grab you by your arms, pulling forward with much force which caused you to bump your heads together.

The head butting also caused your lips to press against his – you know, like in the dramas?

The pain in Junior’s head subsided when he felt something soft touch his lips and when he realized that he was kissing you, his ears started to burn and become red. You were so shocked about what happened that you couldn’t even pull away, so he had to even though he didn’t want to at all.

Awkwardly, he let go of your arms and bent down to pick his book up. His smile was small and shaky so he bit his lip to keep his excitement levels down. He gave you a bow and pinched your reddening cheek before heading into the kitchen himself to take a deep breath and calm his nerves..

YOUNGJAE:

Originally posted by doteyoungjae

Youngjae rubbed his slightly sweaty palms onto his pant leg and blew out a heavy breath, shaking his hands out as he got ready to play the paper kiss game. Normally, he would be more composed, but he was playing the game with his crush, you. You two were also playing with the rest of the boys, but Youngjae was at the end of the line with you in front of him. That means he’s going to receive the paper from you, and he isn’t sure if he’s ready for that time to come.

The game started with Mark passing the piece of paper to Bam Bam, then to Yugyeom. You waited in anticipation to get the first piece of paper transferred so that at least the game won’t end in vain. Youngjae watched on silently as the paper was either dropped or passed on, and whenever the paper was about to be passed onto you, Youngjae’s breath would catch in his throat, watching you try to receive the paper only to have Jaebum drop it due to him losing his breath.

Youngjae jumped a little on the balls of his feet as you let out a noisy giggle of embarrassment, pressing your palms against either side of your head while waiting for Jaebum to receive the paper again.

Once you have the paper stuck to your mouth, you turn towards Youngjae who starts to lean back when you beckon him closer to you. He lowkey starts to panic once you grasp onto the front of his shirt in desperation because you’re about to lose air and you need to transfer the piece of paper now before the timer runs out.

Once the tips of your fingers brush his jawline, that’s the moment where he decides to take the paper from you.

The only problem is – you dropped the paper because he took too long and so now his upper lip made contact with your bottom one. By the time you two shared a brief kiss, you were both jolting backward in surprise. Youngjae covered his face with his hands as a booming laugh escaped his mouth, dramatically turning away from you while you’re crouching on the floor with a look of pure shock on your face.

You began to blush and pressed your nose against your knee, Youngjae looking at you through his fingers while the corners of his lips curve into a pleased grin, his cheeks flushing a fair tint of pink as he crouched down beside you, rubbing your back with an elated giggle all the while letting out a mantra of apologies once you gently hit his bicep.

BAMBAM:

Originally posted by kpopforlosers

You can’t tell for certain if Bam Bam kissed you on purpose or not, but you’ll just say it was an accident since after you both ‘locked lips’ as some people call it, he flopped onto the couch in horror, his hand covering his mouth.

You were just reading a book while listening to music when Bam Bam decided to grab the bag of snacks that was on the other side of you. He tried to lean over your lap since you didn’t answer him when he asked if you could give him something to munch on.

Bam Bam tried to lean over your lap to grab the snacks that seemed further than he originally thought and this was when you turned your head in his direction because you were wondering what he was doing.

You two were still a decent distance away, but it seemed like he didn’t even notice that you were facing him and leaned even further to get the snacks; only to receive an accidental kiss on the lips by you. He stared at you in shock for a couple minutes before shouting with a loud, but nervous laugh as he scooted further away from you. You didn’t really know what to do when Bam Bam was rolling around on the couch, breaking into a fit of giggles as his cheeks flushed out of embarrassment.

YUGYEOM:

Originally posted by gotsveun

You rubbed Yugyeom’s back, trying to laugh off the fact that you two just accidentally kissed when trying to give each other a meaningful hug.

Yugyeom kept apologizing to you with burning red ears, covering his heated cheeks with his cool palms. He gazed at you with wide eyes and then began to laugh out of embarrassment when you told him it was okay even though you were a blushing mess yourself.

His lips pouted while he apologized to you again in which you replied with an unintentionally coy smile, rubbing your arm awkwardly while he swayed from side to side. His smile was incredibly big though, and it seemed that he couldn’t stop giggling over the fact that you two kissed.

You giggled along with him and scuffled your shoes against the floor, seeing that Yugyeom liked the kiss you two shared even though it was an accident and all.

  • Me before seeing "Rogue One": Well, it's not Episode VIII, but it has Darth Vader and it's still a Star Wars movie, so maybe it'll be decent enough to hold me over :/
  • Me after seeing "Rogue One": Was there a time before Rogue One and stardust and the Erso family I don't know but I will forever claim Jyn, Cassian, Bodhi, Baze, Chirrut & K-2SO as my precious little cinnamon roll babies who deserved so much better than what they got and I will never again think of a beach without sobbing over RebelCaptain nor can I watch the New Hope opening crawl without screaming about the unknown "rebel spies" who were galactic heroes and while we're at it, hey Lucasfilm, how bout some Rogue One references in the future Star Wars movies or maybe a cameo in the Han Solo movie actually you know what, no one really wants the Han Solo movie anyway so how about a prequel about the Rogue One crew instead...???
“A Mermaid Tale” Supernatural One Shot

Title: A Mermaid Tale

Author: Lana (pineapplegirl123)

Original Imagine Link: Imagine Sam and Dean finding out a witch turned you into a mermaid when they find you sitting unhappily in the bathtub.

Word Count: 825

Warnings: none

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“Dean! Sam!” I yelled from the bathroom, hoping I was loud enough for them to hear my call.

It was the end of a busy, stressful day and I was just trying to relax. A nice, warm bath usually helped calm me. However, this was not my idea of relaxing.

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Bathroom Sex: scenario 2.

I’ve changed this story so many times, I almost gave up. It’s hard to put what you see into words, and my stupid brain kept changing it. I hope this is decent enough. 

Word Count: short

Warnings: smut, NSFW gif (not mine).

Imagine meeting Bucky in a bar.

You both flirt with each other from across the room. It starts innocently, escalating to him “adjusting” himself under the table, and you lifting your dress and spreading your legs in response. You see him raise an eyebrow when he sees you that you are wearing nothing.

He nods his head to the bathroom, daring you to take the game to the next level.

Moments later, you’re sitting on the bathroom counter. His soft lips sucking your bottom lip, his tongue pushing itself in to play with yours. Your legs are wrapped around him feeling his hard bulge rubbing against your wet pussy.

He pushes down your dress, licking and sucking your breasts. His teeth softly grit your nipples, making them hard and raising goosebumps.

He pulls back to unbutton and unzip his pants, rubbing the precum around his cock.

“What’s your name?”

“My name’s Bucky,” he whispers, and shoves his cock inside you.

Your walls welcome him, screaming in delight. The wave of ecstasy radiate throughout your body. Bucky pulls back, slowly, giving you a small kiss before sliding his cock back in.

With each thrust, his cock hits your spot, pushing you closer to your peak. You grip his hair, grabbing on as each thrust bounce you off the counter.

“Faster, Bucky,” you beg him. “B-Buckyyyyy.”

Bucky grabs the small of your back and quickens his thrusts. The sound of your ass slapping resonate throughout the bathroom, your moans becoming louder.

His cock pushes in and out of you, making your walls become tighter. You can feel the orgasm nearing.

“Cum for me, doll,” Bucky breathes.

“Cum with me,” you moan.

You raise your legs around him, gripping his hair tighter. Bucky quicken his rhythm, and soon, his cock freezes as both orgasms hit. Your grip loosens, leaning back to take in the pleasure washing over you.

Bucky’s thrusts slow to nothing, keeping his cock in you. You feel his chest rising and falling against you, his head resting on your shoulder.

“That was fun,” you chuckle.

“It was. We should do this again,” he looks up and smiles at you.

“I’m Y/N.”

“Nice to meet you, Y/N.”


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Flaws (Dean)

Anonymous asked: How about a dean series where both the reader and him are idols but she is different like she is thick and maybe a little on the darker side since koreans love pale skin, then they both face adversity (self-hate, perseverance) maybe 

A/N: We all have flaws, but they stand out to us way more than to anyone else, and we are much harder on ourselves than any decent person would ever be to us. We have to learn how to silence the voices that tell us we aren’t pretty or handsome enough. We are enough. You know when you like someone, whether romantically or platonically and they keep looking better and better to you? That’s how the people that love you feel about you too. No matter how you look, in the eyes of those who love you, you are beautiful. 

P.S. Thank you to the person who sent in this request and I hope you don’t mind me writing it as a oneshot instead of a series. It was a great request!! <3 <3 

Originally posted by benihime99

    You closed and locked the bathroom door, stripping off the tight top and shorts. You were the only one in your group that had been told to wear high-waisted shorts for today’s performance and you knew why. You also knew that your several stretch marks were probably the reason you’d all had to wear tights. You tensed your abs and poked your stomach, cringing at how your finger sunk slightly before hitting muscle. The other girls in your group weren’t like that… No wonder your manager was always pressuring you to eat less and work out more.

    Next was your thighs. You sat down on the edge of the toilet and tensed them, feeling the softness inside, noticing how your muscles didn’t stand out as much as they should have, at least in comparison to some of the other girls. You had so much work to do. And that was only the things you could fix. Your manager had straight-up told you he was especially hard on you because your skin was darker and he wanted to do what he could to “make up for that.” You kept questioning why you had chosen this lifestyle.

    You put your clothes back on, grateful not to have to look at your insecurities anymore, and left to join the rest of your group at the table, where they were eating. “Want some ramen?” Yumi, the youngest of your group, asked. “There’s another packet somewhere.”

    “Nah, I’m good- I already ate,” you lied. You’d been about to sit down but now you didn’t want to eat and you left, saying, “Don’t over-eat!” and disappeared into the room you shared with two other members. Great, now you weren’t only hard on yourself, you were just as hard on them.

    You climbed up to your bunk and collapsed, sliding your phone out of your pocket and pressing your boyfriend’s name. Your relationship with him was secret from the public, but it wasn’t hard for the two of you to meet up since you were both under the same company. “Hey babe,” Hyuk said as he picked up.

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Request:  Can I please request a Namjoon smut about he’s back home after being on tour for a long time and he makes it up to for being away for so long? Thanks!

Request:  Can I request a Namjoon smut about vanilla sex which is passionately making love? Thank you!

Warnings: smut, language

Note:  I mixed these two requests because I have so many for Namjoon, and I really thought these two would be cute together, so I hope its alright!! Also this is kinda super intimate i feel like,, very passionate, sweet in some parts?? also way too long probably and i apologize and probably not the best :)))))

Originally posted by bangthebae

You sat at home staring at your phone, counting down the minutes until his plane was supposed to be landing. But a watched pot never boils, and time always stands still when you’re excited. Should you go to the airport and surprise him? Or wait…

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Percival Graves smut request

Here you go, anon! So sorry I took so long. Hope it’s decent enough to gain forgiveness lol 🖤

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Imagine: Graves works so much, you feel neglected.


“Do you really have to go?” It sounded very much like a whine, but the past few weeks had been nothing but work for the director. While you understood his job was a big undertaking, you couldn’t bring yourself to stop feeling so…neglected. Sure the romance was still alive and well, but you were thinking more along the intimate side of things. By the time Percival got home most nights he was far too tired to even do anything. And you didn’t want to bother him either.

Graves stood in front of the mirror, running the blade across his jaw as he looked at you in his peripheral. He tapped the blade against the sink, wiping his face with a towel as he spoke.

“I have high priority cases that need my attention.” He leaned against the sink, watching you intently with those dark eyes that always made you go weak in the knees. “You understand that. Don’t you, kitten?”

And then he had to use that nickname, the one that made you yearn for his touch. “Y-Yes…of course. I’m sorry.” You began to turn away, ready to walk out and just sulk in the bedroom while he readied himself for work. But, Graves wasn’t quite ready to end this conversation. The brooding man grabbed your forearm, twisting you around to look at him. He lifted your chin in his hand, making sure you maintained eye contact.

“You’re an interesting woman, kitten.” He trailed his free hand along your arm, fingertips ghosting over your exposed skin and making you tremble. It always amazed you at how badly he had a hold on you.

“Why do you say that?”

The director just smirked down at you, stopping his little path of desire along your skin as he leaned forward just a bit. His hot breath brushed across your lips, making you swallow deep in your throat.

“You dance around the subject instead of telling me what it is you want.” Graves gripped your chin a little tighter, angling your face so your lips brushed against his. “So…tell me. What is it you want?”

Your nerves were aflame, and his domineering touch was doing nothing to help your desires. “I…”

He raised an eyebrow, his grin only stretching further as he awaited your demands. “You?”

“I don’t want you to leave. Please stay?”

“Why do you want me to stay?” He brushed a thumb across your lips, eyes now fixed on the perfect pout you had.

He was obviously going to make you beg, and you were starting to regret bringing anything up, because now you were just a mumbling mess of a girl before him. “Just take me, Percival. Please.”

But, you could forget your dignity just this one time, because you wanted him more than you ever have before. The director chuckled darkly, and he didn’t waste his time. He lifted you into his arms, trapping your lips into a heated kiss that was leaving you breathless. You felt the bed dip beneath you, hair no longer curled up but now a tangled mess in his hands as he prodded your mouth with his tongue.

“Percy…” You gasped, clumsily kissing him back as he pushed his hand up your skirt. He brushed his fingers on the inner part of your thigh, smiling into your cheek as you squirmed.

“Is this what you wanted, kitten?” He licked playfully at your ear, taking the lobe between his teeth as he curled a finger under your panties. He slowly pulled them down, enjoying the way you moaned and begged under him.

“Yes…god, yes.” It was almost pathetic at how turned on you were, but how could you possibly stop this? His very presence made you wet, but now you were practically dripping with need.

Graves slid his lips down your neck, fingers now teasingly sliding against your folds as he groaned. You were so wet, so damn hot down there it was taking every ounce of his self control not to give in and take you hard. But, he was still pressed on time, yet he wasn’t about to leave his woman completely unfulfilled. He leaned up a bit, keeping a decent distance between your bodies as he kissed a trail of wet kisses down your throat, stopping just between your breasts and giving each one attention. He unbuttoned the first few buttons on your shirt, pushing the material away with his nose as he sought your skin. Graves sucked hungrily at the top of your breast, leaving behind a very purple mark. He always did love to remind you of who you belonged to.

“Ah-” You arched into his touch, rolling your hips onto his hand as he cupped your heat. His middle finger circled your entrance, your juices clinging to it. “Percy, please!” You begged, closing your eyes as he licked across a nipple.

Percival just smiled, looking up at you as he pushed his finger slowly inside your entrance. Your body immediately reacted, lower back lifting off the bed as you moaned out for more. Which he was only so happy to offer.

“You’re so beautiful, my little kitten.” He kneeled down at the edge of the bed, pushing another finger in as he pumped them both out of you. Your walls clenched around them, hips jerking down to quicken the pace. Graves almost lost his breath at the sight, and he shifted around to make himself more comfortable down there. His cock was aching for you, and if he didn’t get relief eventually, he swear he’d lose his mind.

You gripped the comforter in your hands, throwing your head back as he started to kiss along your inner thigh. His warm lips dragged across your skin, leaving a little nip every now and then. He lifted your skirt up, throwing it a bit over your waist as he eyed your sex with utter desire. You were practically glistening just for him, and he growled at the very thought of that.

“You’re going to make me late.” He groaned out, his tongue flicking out to lap at the juices dripping down your thigh.

“I’m-oh my..” You weren’t even sure what you wanted to say anymore, all you could focus on was the heat of his tongue as he pushed it between your folds and licked all the way up. His fingers were still working inside of you, stretching you and rubbing around until he found that one spot that made you jerk back and cry out.

He chuckled at your reaction, and he buried his face between your legs as he sucked and lapped at your clit. He clasped his lips tightly around your swollen need, sucking quickly until you were arching up and squeezing your thighs around his head. You brought a hand down, tangling it into his slicked back hair.

“Percy!”

Graves just continued his pleasurable torture, gently moving his head side to side as he brought you nearer to the edge. He held onto your upper thighs, rubbing at your hip bones as he pushed his tongue inside of you now. He trailed a hand up your trembling abdomen, hand pawing at your breast and leaving a trail of your own cum along the way.

This was absolute heaven for you, and now you were beginning to regret not saying anything sooner. But, those thoughts were quickly pushed aside as he pulled your leg away, shoving your thigh down so he could have access to you. His tongue ran up your folds quickly, the vibration of his grunts and moans making you shiver.

“You taste so damn good.” He growled out, his eyes staring up at you as he took your clit once more into his warm mouth. But, you were too far gone already. You turned your head to the side as you moaned deeply, feeling that familiar tightening of muscles as your orgasm began to hit. Your back arched off the bed, and you opened your mouth in a silent scream as waves of pleasure ran down your body.

Graves watched with delight, pulling back to see as your sex twitched and convulsed before him. If he had more time, he’d of thrust into you right now and feel the waves of your orgasm around his own need. But, being the director meant keeping a schedule and he was always a stickler for rules. He left one last kiss on your thigh, and he got up. Adjusting his tie, and wiping the last drops of your climax off his lips. He looked down at you, smirking at the flush of red on your cheeks and the messy state of your hair.

“I have to go to work. I’ll see you later tonight.”

“W-Wait…” You leaned up on your elbows, pouting at the man as he grabbed his coat from the rack. “But what about-”

He turned to you, pulling the sleeve over his arm as he winked. “Tonight, kitten.” And he promptly left the apartment.


Hope you liked! ❤️

Originally posted by ingu