Request: can you write an imagine with newt scamander where the reader compares herself so much to tina??? angst angst angst please!! your writing is astounding btw ❤️❤️
Word Count: 2,156
Pairing: Newt x Reader
Requested by Anonymous
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“Tina Goldstein, resident goddess.” You mutter as you storm through the front door and down the long staircase rife with splinters and creaky spots. Not to mention the unkind tenants that live on the third and fourth floors. Their shouts follow you down as your boots crash against the steps.
Tina this, Tina that, Tina the infallible. You skip three steps when you jump down onto the landing and yank open the front door. Tina can do no wrong, even when she’s unemployed and obsessive.
The wind slams into your side, trying to knock you off-balance. You shiver but stride forward, no real destination in mind other than to be far away from her. No one had even looked up when you shoved your chair back from the kitchen table, too busy hanging on every word of some story about capturing some man that used a spell in front of some muggle to care about you. They love Tina’s stories about her adventures.
It’s not like you’re exactly employed. You’d met Newt on a research trip years before. The chemistry between the two of you had been obvious to everyone and it hadn’t taken long for the two of you to pair up for the study. Soon enough, Newt asked you to help him observe some mooncalves under the starry sky and, after some laughing and held hands, a new relationship began. The two of you agreed to work together and alternate research trips. This trip to release Frank was one of Newt’s ideas, meaning that you’re really nothing more than a magizoologist’s assistant.
Still, it’s more fascinating than just running after people and bringing them into MACUSA, right? You meet some of the rarest beasts on your journeys. Tina does nothing but arrest people and memorize the ridiculous laws on magic that Americans put into place. Every auror has stories just as mesmerizing as Tina’s, though the others disagree. Even Newt seems to think they’re interesting enough to warrant ignoring you.
You scowl and wrap your arms around yourself as you continue forward. If Newt wants to spend all of his time with some other girl with perfect hair let him.
Request: “Could you do a drabble (the reader and Damian are high school/very young adult age) where the reader is a youtuber, and they do a challenge or something? Or maybe they bake something and Damian is like a worry wart about the exact measurements? Idk it’s just an idea I had it’s ok if you say no.” ~anon
Summary: Damian finally accept making a video with you, but the boy perfectionism may be a problem (Damian and the reader are around 17 here and there isn’t a romantic relationship)
A/N: Of course I’m going to say yes anon the request is great! I hope you all like it💕
Damian didn’t like to appear in your videos or in anything that could attract an unwanted attention, but he also wanted to help you with your channel on YouTube. So with a bit of encouragement you two were now at the Manor, trying – and mostly failing – to decide what to record.
“I’m not going to submit to any of your dumb ideas” he said firmly.
“Come on Damian we are going to stay here forever if you don’t accept anything” you affirmed, everything that you have suggested the boy didn’t agree with “What about we do a cooking video! It’s simple and there’s nothing to ‘denigrate your image’.”
“TT, Fine” he responded with a sigh.
He and you went to the kitchen, you mentally thanked Alfred for going to the supermarket today, the butler would probably kill you both if he catches you using his kitchen without his permission.
You and Damian agreed on making a chocolate cake, you searched a simple recipe on the internet and Damian picked the ingredients while you set up the camera and the illumination.
You started the recording doing your channel introduction and presenting Damian to your subscribers, he said a ‘Hello’ and you could notice the boy shyness towards the camera, something you thought really cute.
“First you need to take all the ingredients and measure them according to the recipe” you explained and took the milk and a measuring cup “It’s 1 cup of milk” you said putting the milk in the cup “And no-”
“It’s wrong Y/N” he spoke pointing to the cup.
“Why? There’s 1 cup of milk there.”
“Aren’t you seeing? It’s passing the mark” Damian insisted and you looked closer, the milk was like less than a millimeter above the mark.
“Seriously Damian? This isn’t going to chance anything in the recipe!” you declare angrily. You’re probably going to need to edit all this.
“Of course it will change it’s wrong!” he complained to you “Go break the eggs and I will measure the ingredients.”
“Alright Mr. Perfectionist.”
Maybe you were going to regret all this video idea but anyways you broke the eggs and Damian did great with the rest, you put all in the blender and turn it on after closing it. While blending you noticed the batter needed a little more chocolate, so you opened the blender to put a bit of chocolate but of course Damian Wayne stopped you.
“What are you doing everything is right now” he interfered
“Look, I now how to bake cakes, this need a little more chocolate” you declared.
“I put everything in the exact amount it’s perfect” he continued and you lost your mind.
“Damian let me do the damn recipe and stop complaining about everything!” you screamed already done with all the boy’s cracks.
“I’m not the one who wanted me to be here!”
“Oh God fine! Continue the recipe alone! Do whatever you want but if something goes wrong the fault is all yours.” you were so pissed off with him and even if he knew that he also wanted to prove you he was right, he looked at you unsure of what to do “Come on Damian, do it!”
Already stressed and just wanting to end all this situation he turn it on the blender, only to be remembered he hasn’t closed it. The batter spread all to his face. He was chocked while you burst into laughter, that’s what he deserves for being such a worry wart!
“Sto-Stop laughing! You caused this!”
“Hey, it’s not my fault if you don’t know how to close a blender!” you got to say between your unstoppable chuckles.
“YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!” he screamed and took the flour packet on the table and throw up in your head.
With that a huge battle started, you wasted all the things on the table and the kitchen looked like a war zone. You both only stopped when Alfred appeared on the kitchen. Regardless to say you were pretty screwed up.
- A and B say that they are going to do a work out routine
together, but B wants to get the proper clothes, and B gets everything neon and
happy colours while A has very basic colours
- A has a problem with speaking up and telling others what
they want, so much so that they can’t even talk to their family without being
trampled on, so when they bring home B for the first time B takes none of that,
and A couldn’t be happier that they have B
- A is feeling down because they had a bad day, so B tells
them they would feel so much better if they allowed B to do a make over on A,
and B holds up the make up and clothes and A smiles and says yes
- B snuggles into A during a horror movie, and B runs their
hands up and down A’s back, but it’s difficult because of sequins on B’s shirt
- A and B both go to the fashion run way, A feels awkward
and out of place while B feels in their element, but A eventually comes out of
there shell a bit because of B, and they start to enjoy themselves as well
- A and B go to the candy store and B is as happy a child as
they screech and shrill over every little thing and A just grabs the one thing
they want as they wait for B to get done
- A and B go to circus and B loves the house of mirror and A
loves the haunted house, so they go to haunted house first because B need to
laugh and have fun in the mirrors after, then A wins B a prize
- A has to go to study at the library and B goes with them,
but they have a hard time being quiet, so A sends them to look at the
magazines, so then B brings back two huge stacks, B is then quiet for the rest
of the time
- A and B goes to go get ice cream and B gets everything
from sprinkles, to the syrup to the fruit on top and A just gets everything
- A and B clean out the garage and B comments on everything,
while A actually does the cleaning, and B keeps ranting on
I've been trying so hard to stay positive and think of how things will be better in the future, but lately I've been so depressed no matter what I do, I just want to be happy and make friends in the community that I could talk to on a daily basis and not have to worry about depression or anxiety but it feels so so hard just to be happy and I don't know what to do, this is the first time I've gone on anon for an ask because I just feel so lost, I'm sorry I hope I'm not being a bother
While it’s a good thing that you’re trying to stay positive…You can’t force yourself into being happy, you know? That often causes more damage and can make you feel worse. It’s important to allow yourself to feel things without thinking it’s wrong.
I know making friends is scary and I know that having that worry in the back of your mind doesn’t help, but listen to me when I say this: you will meet friends in the community. And they will talk to you often, and they will be there for you when you get depressed or anxious because they will care about you. The more you interact with people here, the easier it will be to talk to them. It’ll happen, I promise you.
You’re not bothering me but I’m afraid that I’m not making very much sense and I apologize for that. If you want, you can message me and I can try to be of more help?
I hope you’re okay, dear. I send you all the hugs I can muster <3
Hey, I've sent you so many anons when I was nervous or sad because you're always so nice and uplifting. So I just wanted to say that I'm in such a good place right now and a lot of it is because of you. I just wanted to maybe return the favor and tell you that you are absolutely amazing, handsome, and kind. I hope you find what you're looking for. And good luck with your oral presentation!
oh my godddddd this is the sweetest thing 💕💕💕💕 im so happy for u!!! it was really really kind of u to send this message, ily so much!!! 🌹
hi!! i'm just wondering if you'll still be tracking and reblogging content after the week is technically over?? because i was away for most of the week but i've still got stuff i want to catch up on. if you don't that's ok!! also thank you for organizing this!!
I will definitely still take anything that anyone has to offer. I’m really happy with everything that happened this week, and I hope maybe later in the year I might organize another one. It turned out a lot better than I expected honestly. To answer your question, yes, I will still be tracking and reblogging content after the week is technically over, so have fun anon! I can’t wait to see what you come up with!
anon type 2: hey let’s talk about [subject that is 100% guaranteed to start discourse and drama no matter which way you reply]
anon type 3: no offense but you’re the dumbest bitch i’ve ever seen. no offense but i literally hope you fucking die. hope you don’t take this the wrong way but i hope you get run over by a bus and die. no offe
anon type 4: [something entirely incoherent. what are they saying? we have no idea. you ask them what they mean and they never come back. who are they]
anon type 5: hey there! i fucking hate you. i literally don’t have a reason lol i just hate you so much and i wanted to tell you that i h
since I'm just getting into them, I need some more convincing..... top 5 gayest pristin moments? -kiss scene anon
ksajdghlkjadsglk what can be more convincing than their existence itself LMAO JK i’m glad you’re trying to get into them, I’m actually very happy for you bc askdjlgakl only good things are on your way ;) instead of doing a top 5 I’m just going to list you some gay stuff they’ve done
Hi! May I request Red and Blue texting their paladins about confessing to each other? Like Blue's all supportive and telling Lance, "You're amazing. Of course he likes you." And Red's all "Just do it! Oh my god, do it and stop with the pining!" (PS: You're amazing. Thank you for this blog.)
(ok i kind of changed how you wanted red to react but i hope you still like this 💜 )
RED AND BLUE ARE IN LOVE IT IS CANON LMAO
(damn this is a long one but i hope it’s kind of what you were looking for :) )