i hope nobody steals this

You know that scene in The Princess Diaries where Mia Thermopolis visits her grandmother’s big-ass, fancy mansion, breaks the finger off of a marble statue and “fixes it” by quickly sticking the finger back on its mouth?

Tell me this wasn’t Dick Grayson the first time he came to Wayne Manor.

My Own Hairstylist (jeonghan)

pairing: jeonghan x reader

genre: fluff

synopsis: making fun of your bangs and tries to tie your hair

note: this drabble was inspired with one of my mutuals on twitter. we were just talking about how she hated the way she cut her bangs and i suddenly came up with this. hope you guys enjoy this!

  • you’ve just finished taking a shower
  • you look at the mirror and look at your hair
  • you’ve always had the same hairstyle
  • and you were kinda bored out of it
  • you wanted to try something new
  • you were feeling super impulsive
  • so you thought of having full bangs
  • and you wanted to do it yourself
  • bc yolo
  • you’re prepping the equipment you need
  • scissors
  • and snip!
  • you already have bangs
  • it looks okay
  • and so the next day when you wake up, you find your bangs looking horrid
  • your bangs were above your eyebrows
  • you couldn’t help but cry at how horrible it looked
  • you should have just went to the parlor or something to get your hair done
  • you were sulking all day at your room, convinced that you wouldn’t get out of the house until your bangs grew out until it reaches your eyebrows
  • just as you were watching your third movie for the day, you got a text from your boyfriend, jeonghan
  • “hey babe, practice just finished and I have spare time to visit you. I’m on my way to your house :)”
  • you’re panicking
  • your boyfriend could not see you like this
  • he would end up teasing you for like, forever
  • you were thinking of reasons that would prevent him from coming to your house
  • you could fake being sick? nah, he’d still go to your house to comfort you
  • say that your out with friends? nah, he’ll he knows how lazy your are on a saturday
  • you couldn’t really think of any excuse
  • and then you suddenly hear the doorbell ring
  • you were panicking
  • you didn’t want jeonghan to see you like that
  • you knew he was only taking a bit longer downstairs bc he was chatting with your mom
  • you grab the nearest hoodie you could find and instantly wear it
  • you put on the hood and tighten it
  • the only thing that can be seen now is your face, eyebrows to chin
  • he knocks on your door and opens it
  • “y/n, it’s your lovely boyfriend. Can I come in?”
  • you roll your eyes at him
  • “you always say that after you’ve opened the door, why not try before knocking”
  • “why is my princess(prince) wrapped up in a bunch? why are you wearing my hoodie like that?”
  • you knew you couldn’t avoid it
  • “i’m imitating you guys, you had that one vlive right? Where you were all looking like this hahaha”
  • you were now awkwardly laughing
  • “what’s your reason to do it tho? Have you changed your hair too??”
  • you knew he was quick witted
  • he was already trying to pull off your hoodie
  • but you wouldn’t let him
  • “come on y/n, I wanna see your beautiful hair. It isn’t everyday that my girlfriend(boyfriend) tries a new hairstyle”
  • “noooo, it looks so ugly”
  • he stops as you are struggling to keep on the hoodie
  • “okay I won’t force you to take it off”
  • you calm down a bit 
  • you take your hands of off your head 
  • but then he suddenly gets a hold of your hoodie and take it off
  • you knew your boyfriend was too sneaky to let it go
  • and now your hair is exposed, your horrible bangs
  • you were just waiting for your boyfriend to react
  • 3 2 1
  • and on cue he laughs at your bangs
  • you are just pouting at him, you know you couldn’t stay mad at him
  • just as you thought he calmed down, he laughs more
  • while he was laughing, you couldn’t help but admire how he looks
  • even if he was laughing at you, you couldn’t help but love his laugh
  • you see that he has already calmed down a bit
  • “are you done laughing?”
  • “give me a second”
  • he’s wiping fake tears from his eyes
  • the audacity of your boyfriend
  • “now, care to share me the story on how you got those bangs”
  • and so you do tell him the story
  • “you know y/n, I still love you despite having this cute bangs of yours”
  • he was now hugging you, you were wrapped in his arms and he was kinda playing with your bangs
  • “aww look at how short your bangs are”
  • he looks directly in your eyes
  • you loved his eyes, there was this certain gleam to it that you couldn’t help but be hypnotized by it
  • he lifts up your bangs with his hand and he kisses your forehead
  • you couldn’t help but feel so lovestruck
  • “you might not like your hair, but we have to put up with it”
  • you just sigh
  • “how do I go to school looking like this??”
  • “why not try wearing it like when a dog ties it’s hair. that would really look cute on you”
  • he releases you from the hug and looks around your room
  • you didn’t know what he was up to
  • you could only see his back, he was getting something from your dresser
  • he walks to you and shows what he has on his hands
  • it was a brush and a hair tie
  • “can I at least try to tie your hair?”
  • you were melting at how cute he is right now
  • despite him laughing at you like there’s no tomorrow, he was trying to find a way to lighten up the mood
  • you nod at him
  • he sits down behind you
  • he brushes your bed hair first, you haven’t stood up from the bed since you woke up
  • “tsk tsk so many tangles”
  • “i’m sorry for not having such beautiful hair like yours that gets styled by professional hairstylists everyday”
  • “i accept your apology”
  • “you really are the sweetest”
  • your voice was dripping with sarcasm
  • “and you are the most sarcastic person that i’ve ever met”
  • he twists you around so that you are now facing him
  • he brushes your bangs down and quickly surveys your face
  • he chuckles a bit, still laughing at how you look like
  • he tries to bunch up your hair and quickly puts on the hair tie
  • you were sure what he had done was a mess
  • and so he brings you a mirror and you survey it
  • ofc you were right
  • “i appreciate your efforts jeonghan, but this really wouldn’t work out”
  • you remove the hair tie from your hair
  • you get the brush from him and smoothen your bangs
  • you try to find a way to tie this nasty bangs of yours
  • you did the exact same thing that he did
  • and it looked better
  • you look at him for his approval
  • but he was on his phone
  • “jeonghan”
  • you call him to get his attention
  • and as he looked at you, he showed you a picture on his phone
  • it was a shih tzu, with his hair tied up
  • “you both look the same”
  • he is now alternately looking at you and his phone, and was once again laughing
  • “you know, whatever your hair looks like, I need to learn to love it. I love you not bc of what you look like, but bc of your heart and personality. Your beauty is just added points”
  • “that was the sweetest thing that you have said so far. you’ve been laughing at my hair the whole day”
  • “i was trying to lighten up the mood, you looked so down. I promise, now that it’s tied like that, you look extra cute. I hope nobody steals you from me”
  • sometimes your boyfriend can really be so possessive of you
  • “i wouldn’t allow them to steal me from you”
  • he has his arms extended, and you wrap into his arms, loving the hug he was giving
  • he really was the best at comforting you
  • “you know, your bangs isn’t the worst thing I’ve seen”
  • “what’s worse than this?”
  • “dino’s mansae era hair”
  • And you both laugh at that
Octodad: Dadliest Catch {Sentence Starters}
  • "He's just running late. He's always late!"
  • "The wedding is starting. Are you ready?"
  • "You're not even DRESSED!"
  • "I knew you wouldn't get cold feet."
  • "You look so handsome."
  • "Will you get me a unicorn?"
  • "You'll say yes one of these days!"
  • "Oh, you're finally up. Nice to see you, sleepyhead!"
  • "We've got more somewhere, right?"
  • "Oh, honey, how could I stay mad at you?"
  • "I made your coffe just the way you like it."
  • "I will mow you down!"
  • "Honey, what's going on over there?"
  • "Can't you make an exception this time?"
  • "I hope nobody steals it while I look over here!"
  • "You're always up to something odd."
  • "Not now, I'm composing my masterpiece!"
  • "I wanna climb something condemned!"
  • "Are there any more lights around here?"
  • "I think there's something really scary in here."
  • "Here, use these. I don't want them anyway."
  • "Nowhere to run this time!"
  • "Well, now we're both in trouble!"
  • "That was a close one. I hope that man is okay."
  • "Well, someday I'll get an answer out of you!"
  • "That... doesn't make any sense."
  • "Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not crazy."
  • "I will not bother you again."
“A Rose By Any Other Color” : Pokeshipping, part one

Disclaimer - Of course, I don’t own anything! I’m just your average shipaholic klepto!

Author - Warlordess

Notes - I have been feeling very uninspired to write lately… I’ve had less than zero ideas… but I came up with this one tonight while I was shutting down my department at my job… What if I took a well-known line/moment from another OTP and applied it to this one? That being said, I’d love to thank the writers who made Drew such a butt because, without his stupid rose line, I wouldn’t have felt this wave of inspiration I’ve so desperately been in need of!

(I hope nobody hurts me for stealing this moment and forcing it onto Ash and Misty!)

Chapter two can be read here!


Title - “A Rose By Any Other Color” / part one

Summary - … Would not have nearly the same effect on them. Either of them. What the heck has Ash gotten himself into? Pokeshipping!


He can’t explain it, but he’s had to pump himself up quite a lot to come this far.

It’s the first time in quite awhile that he’s had enough free time to visit his friends around the Kanto region. Usually he has just long enough to stop at home for a couple of days, see how his mom is doing, celebrate with her over his latest placement in the League, visit Professor Oak’s lab to check up on his Pokemon, and then research wherever he’ll be wandering off to next.

But the unforeseen free time has given him an opportunity he hadn’t previously had the chance to take advantage of.

“Oh, Ash? You’re back already, huh? Sorry, I’m still cleaning the…” his redheaded friend, Misty, falters after taking into account his preoccupied hands. “Wait, what’s that?” she asks him, earnestly curious of his intentions.

His nerves are set afire again, his unexplainable anxiety threatening to take complete hold over him. The whole thing was supposed to be real quick and simple… He couldn’t understand why it seemed so awfully complicated and confusing!

“Oh, uh, this?” he replies innocently, holding up the bouquet he’d bought from a local floral vendor. “Yeah, sorry - I mean, uh, here you go!” And he tosses them into her arms, causing her to drop the mop she’d been previously using to clean the arena floor.

“I - I’m - I mean, I don’t…” she rambles on, face flushing furiously at this sudden event taking place between them. She’d known for a long time of course that Ash would someday (maybe, hopefully) come around and finally understand how he felt about her but she hadn’t noticed the time had come to pass already. There had been no indicators since her best friend had first arrived the day before that he’d managed to bridge the gap of his own romantic unintelligence…

“Oh, wait! Right! I guess I should explain!”

“Yeah,” the redhead says cautiously, “I guess you should.”

“Well, it’s not a big deal. Those roses are for Gyarados.”

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Straight White Boy Problem #455

I left my keys in my jeep in the school parking lot! I’m so nervous i hope nobody steals my jeep *leans over and talks to friend* dude if i told the teacher I was going to the bathroom do you think I could run out to the parking lot

Okay, here’s my thing for Bbrae Week Day 1: Arguing.

I’ve never posted any of my GOOD drawings on here before because I’ve been terrified of people stealing them legit terrified, so I really hope nobody does.

Also, sorry about the bad quality. I used my Magic Wand 2 to upload this and I had SOOO many problems, it literally took me three hours to get it just on my laptop. Don’t ask how long it took me to get it onto Tumblr.

So yeah. Enjoy? Sorry it’s not very good. My handwriting is scratchy because I had to go over everything and make it darker so you could see it and it’s still not dark enough wtheck as you can see, I am really annoyed right now.

But yeah. End rant. Enjoy.

>And I am Original Character Devon, a normal human from this normal world.
>You do not say. I only hope nobody steals us from our well-crafted story.
>I am afraid I cannot allow you that.
>Because there is something called personal MySpace.
>I do not know. It seems people will stop watching this promo right now.