i hope no one has done it already

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Me talking about Viktor and Yuri’s love story in 60 years (◡‿◡✿)

silmarillion characters as wolfpupy tweets

CELEGORM: survival tip: you can sleep in an unattended birds nest for free

CURUFIN: have to stop saying “how am i going to kill my way out of this one” everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud

EREINION: im well aware that ive accidently set myself on fire and its none of your business. i dont need your pity water either. let me burn in peace

FEANOR: the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead 

FINGOLFIN: haha youd have to stab me with atleast 6 more knives than this, this is so little amount of knives that i am stabbed with

FINARFIN: some say killing people is the answer to the problems, me personally i think killing people is bad to do because im not a horrible monster

GALADRIEL: you have to be cruel to be kind, no wait the other thing, you have to do nice things. phew, could have caused a lot of problems

GLORFINDEL: it happens to the best of us, the best of us such as me, out of both of us im the best one, probably too great to give you usable advice

GWINDON: things are going really well for me now that ive changed the meaning of really well to the opposite of what it means in my head

MAEDHROS: to everyone who said this would never work, sorry about the huge amount of damage and all of the fires 

MAEGLIN: i don’t want to throw anyone under the bus here unless they are my enemy or betrayer or if it will help me get where i’m going faster

MAGLOR: the “drama” fiasco is over, we learned nothing from it and nothing changed but we can safely say it is over for sure i hear that

MANWE: “who am i to judge” - the confused judge, the court room just became a comedy room in this all new sitcom, i sentence you to laugh in prison

MELKOR: at the end of the day whats important is not the enemies you’ve crushed and killed, it’s the gems, coins, and jewels you got from doing it

SAURON: only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful

TURIN: can only assume bad things keep happening to me because of the large amount of hexes and curses put on me by everyone all the time 

TURGON: people say “what you don’t know won’t hurt you” when in factuality i don’t know anything and am constantly being seriously injured and hurt

A bit of a warning for young female roleplayers.

This is something I, normally do not do. But with the things that are happening I think it is best to share this with others so they can be wary of the guy. The guy being one who goes by Theherooftime68, from what I know he mainly messaged minor females -myself included- asking about roleplaying, wanting to well roleplay NSFW kinda things. I be putting some of the things he done under a readmore, since it probably will get long.

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Friendly chat before a match
  • Reaper: Hahaha! We’re going to destroy you! Hope you’re prepared to lose.
  • McCree: Ha! We’re always prepared.
  • McCree: Well, not- not to lose. Just. I just meant prepared in general!
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  • Doomfist: It’s too late to turn back now. There’s no escape for any of you.
  • Genji: We don’t know the meaning of the word.
  • Doomfist: Which one?
  • Genji: Take your pick.
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  • Widowmaker: I like your outfit.
  • Mecry: Thank you.
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  • Sombra: Let’s do this!
  • Tracer: It’s already done.
  • Sombra: What’s that supposed to mean?
  • Tracer: What’s your face supposed to mean?
  • Sombra: What?
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Just in Case You Were Curious

because after seeing Trail to Oregon I know I sure was. Here are the names the awesome audiences gave the characters on various showings (based on Starkid’s tweets). They are funnier to me now that I have a context for the names. Here we go, on: 

P.S. I’m making this a “read more” thing because this will get pretty dang long.

P.S.S. EDIT 6/8/15: Now including the names from NYC!!

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R.A.B.

There are a million thoughts racing through his head on that final night.

00:52 - Is this locket even believable? Will He know right away that it’s fake?

01:12 - Are there more horcruxes? Will it even matter if I can destroy this one?

01:29 - Am I walking into a trap? Will everyone I love suffer for my actions?

01:41 - Will my brother ever know what I’ve done? Will he ever forgive me?

02:03 - Is this even going to work? Or has He already won?

He has none of the answers, but still he goes. Disappearing quietly into the night. Knowing that these moments are his last. Foolishly, desperately wishing to leave behind a sliver of hope for the wizarding world.